I'm standing / PIKOTARO
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- čas přidán 25. 06. 2019
- PIKO 10 PROJECT 3/10 【Lyrics】 I'm standing I'm standing… I'm sitting… Half sitting… I'm walking…and walking… I’m sleeping…and sleeping I can fly I can fly I'm standing… ★PIKOTARO Official Twitter / pikotaro_ppap ★PIKOTARO Official Facebook / pikotaro.off. . ★Kosaka Daimaou Official Twitter / kosaka_daimaou
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Billie Eillish: People say that my videos are weird
Pikotaro: Hold my pineapple
396 likes with no comments?
Poppy: "I'm Poppy"
hold my pen...
🤣🤣🤣
No, hold my pen pineapple apple pen
Thanos: im inevitable
Him: IM STANDINGGG
Ultra Pikotaro
Its scary how he can look happy and look like a good guy and he can look like a mafia boss at the same time
The kick off and merge of the melody and baseline on that 2nd "I can fly" is actually amazing. I love it.
when u finally realised that half sitting is also half standing.
Or is it? *Vsauce music*
Best comment lmao
Its also half pooping
shit! he got me there
*THANOS WANT TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
Teacher: what are you doing in last holiday?
Me:
Teacher: Are You Idiot ??
Im fly!!
🤣🤣
I'm walking
Lol :))))))
Moral of the story: exercise makes you happier
no
Can confirm it does not for some people.
Yes my dude lol he smiles mainly when he walking
sCiEnTiFiCaLlY pRoVeN
Consider: he's happiest when he's sleeping and dreaming he can fly unaided, when his body is barely exercising itself. But consider again: exercise is a necessary part of regulating sleep patterns and getting a proper amount of dream sleep per night
This guy just puts english phrases that he knows into a song.
That's why its amazing
It amazes me that you think this is a song..
704K Subscribers later.
@@1981dardar it is a song xD what??
It amazes me he got to battle cats bruhh
*Literally my 3 last braincells during an exam*
haha so funny
Lmao
Totally agree
Your comment made this video funny lmao
Top global chou wow
He's teaching you the concept of the Present Continuous Tense...
Lol 😂😂😂😂
Lol
MY Wong ah yes. Makes sense.
😂😂😂😂 that's it
Hvala @@harshalavhale9102
How is my dude making music out of random stuff?
Now THATS TALENT
or... retarded?
I swear people who don't speak English can learn the language with this type of entertainment.
就会给他
My Japanese uncle, after learning a few new phrases from his English class...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kai Yang Wong wakakakaka hahahahahaha
😂
😂😂😂😂👏😂😂😂😂 BRO SAME
so that thing I do in public bathrooms is called half sitting...
😂😂😂
Bruh
True
No that’s half shitting
@@panarinsriyathep856 lol
I don't understand why this is so good. The more I listen to this the more I enjoy it, it doesn't make sense
Agree... stupidly mesmerizing. 😅
True
He's teaching English here using TPR (Total Physical Resonse). His famous PPAP is teaching the stress-timed nature of English. Then he uses poetry to teach English in his "Family" video. Then he has MASSIVE alliteration in "Beetle Boom But Bean in Bottle(BBBBB).
The same here i cant stop laughing 😂😂😂😂
Magic
Teacher: "ok class, take your seats"
The show offs in class:
"Half sitting"
XD
Finally, CZcams recommends me quality
lmao
No doubt. I can't complain
Why was this in your recommended? What's related to this😂
I thought i was the only one😂.
@@mackarinio8519 I got no Idea but probably something from a playlist I watched XD
Billie Eillish: I want something weird
Pikotaro: Hold my pen!
And my apple!!
This one is totally weird!
Billie is a badass weirdo
Hold my pineapple
*Billie calls him DADDY*
Pikotaro doesn't want you to hold his pen. He wants you to half sit. lol
nobody:
me at 3AM: im walking....half sitting....and sleeping....i cAN FLLYYY
It is 3:21 am for me
XD
Just by your pfp I can say you yelled it too
Actually he said 'ffffrrrryyy'
4:45 for me 😆
The beat goes hard, no joke
I started dying when he said : "I CAN FLYYYY"
But did you die?
But did you truly live?
Its called half alive.
Still better than half sitting
😂😂😂😂
@@mearsite omg I can't...😂😂😂
Pikotaro : "i'm standing"
Me : "i'm watching"
Pikotaro: “I’m standing”
Fadhil Usman: “I’m watching”
Me: “I’m reading”
Pikotaro: "I'm standing"
Fadhil Usman: "I'm watching"
RanndomUsername1: "I'm reading"
Me: "I'm commenting and reading"
@@frisk14human10
Pikotaro: "i'm standing"
Fadhil Usman: "i'm watching"
RanndomUsername1: "i'm reading"
Frisk {14, human}:"i'm commenting and reading"
Me:"i'm continue this commenting and reading"
...
@@dingaming6403
Me: im reading and watching
That's what you can do at home during quarantine
Yes
I can fly
i cant be the only one who genuinely thinks this is a bop right
Well duh. Banger of 2019
Well yea, until folls like us watch to tell your self that your not the biggest dumy dum dum of this whole world.
(Sorry about your dumy dum part pweds)
U not the only one🤣
You are absolutely correct
Banging tune it is.
This is the man that can destroy thanos
Richard Gaming crazy crazy isn’t it!
Just wait till he *sits* in phase 8
Komi Imperial Guard that may even be strong enough to kill me. And no one can do that
@@donutello_ u r everywhere man, I see u everywhere
Thanos: Im inevitable
Pikotaro: and i am standing
I'd show this to my students when I'll teach them the present progressive
I want to be your student
Thanks for the inspiration hahaha
Lol , it’s gonna work excellent!
Pinky Motivation Hey , there is something wrong with your grammar.
Where you from ?
There’s not a word to describe this masterpiece
Yeah that's true🙂
There is….
“MASTERPIECE”
Hi uy
Hi ben de o ozaman ıt
Ben yarın akşam
The way he said “Half” made me burst
Seeing alot of negative comments but this could be a nice way to teach English
Rushikesh Tade extremely agree with you
lmao I don't see why this could receive negative comments
omgursocute because it’s a humor and it’s subtle things. Everyone can’t get it.
you mean engrishu?
This is supposed to be a comedy but people treats it like a MTV nominee
Me in the club: Yes Dj I would like to request a song.
The song I request:
This song actually make me movinnnn😂😂😂
DJ blyat
@@joonseehun7706 Cheeki Breeki!!
この不思議な芸風好き
Friend: so what music do you listen to?
Me: it's complicated
Yo same here
思いがけず世界的に有名になったことで、以降の曲づくりが世界をターゲットにして作らなきゃいけなくなってるのが面白い
Lemon Lime それなw
Lemon Lime でもほんとに外国の方も見てくれてるからすごい
誰でも分かるようにしてるから小さい子供も楽しめそうですごい
@マルルちゃんねる PPAPで資金集めたのか
的確すぎてわろた
It's an honor to watch this masterpiece
Well. This is pretty, pretty good.
Well, this guy is a pop god!
@@AsclepiusHoe I lost it at half sitting
Meme song master
Ppap is crazy meme and everywhere good
@@nickmack7282q6nnjhn
"I think I'll go to bed early tonight"
3 am:
And I thought Billie Eilish was weird.
Japanese: the weirdest race in the world 😂
This shit better than billie fuggin eilish
Watch Marilyn Manson
If this is weird you haven't watched Poppy
me to
Teacher: why are you laughing
Me: nothing teacher
My brain: half sitting, half..🎶
Lmao
Well, that mas me when that weird song f thim came out where he barked at the end
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the most beautiful and artistic lyrics I've ever seen in my life..
People when they're sad: listening to songs about depression
Me when I'm sad: *I ' M S T A N D I N G . . .*
2016: PPAP “ wow this is weird”
2019:
2019 : very weird but funny 😂
2016: Comment sections were thoughtful
2019: Comment sections are calendars
but it's 2020 now
2020: 今わ，この人わキラメイジャのメンターです
lol
I wasn't expecting that Half sitting xDD
🤣Same bro
Haha that one got me good
This vocal progression is godlike
Im replaying
The lyrics really made me emotional. The message of the song is really heart warming. The song broke my heart😢😭❤
Edit: Ok guys! I'm just trolling. XD
ZYPHER I honestly can’t tell if you’re trolling, I hope to the allfather you are though
@@josephdavis937 you couldn't tell??? I mean I ain't better than the next guy at telling sarcasm apart. But really dude?
(Don't get offended)
My god...
I know 😢💔
A man of exquisite tastes I see! I agree eNtiREly with your sentiment on this song, as on the surface it just seems like a hilariously stupid song with even more idiotic lyrics but if you really dig deeper there's something more behind this... yes, yes! Such a shame no one else has picked up on it. Truly! It is not just standing, sitting, .... half-sitting -_- and all else but a metaphoric representation of this mans journey through life and death. Alive, but in a coma drifting, flying through the hands of death.
But seriously I hate that this was in my recommended, apparently, this is content and I am scared :)
夜泣きする2歳の子供に見せたら泣き止みました。僕には理解できませんでしたがありがとうございますピコ太郎さん。
遠まわしにdisってて草
I'm Flying =)
@@burnt-rice6174 k
@@burnt-rice6174jm ppp1p1
STOP JUST STOP COMMENTING ON EVERYTHING PLEASE
He's precious y'all
**Rare footage of my last braincell describing what im doing**
"look.... Look, look!... Look!....... I'm standing"
Why does it sound like he just discovered "standing" like no one has ever did that before xD
U remember newton? "Look the apple fall on the ground~~"
i'm sitting
Because he is from a different planet...
When he said 'I'm standing'
*I felt that*
How?
HES STANDING
This is what goes on in my head during maths lesson
When you can't answer a question and the teacher let's you stand:
@@flowAws I'm crying
Kinda like Russian hard bass
Ahahahahaha
Ikr?
This guy needs a second shot and meme stardom and this is his chance here
Beautiful.
Only he can take such mundane things that we do without even thinking about and turn them into such a hit !!
Me : English is very difficult.
Picotaro : I got you man.
本当、音源作りマジでうまい
くだらなくて思わず笑ってしまう。
誰も傷つかす、happyでピコさんらしくて良いと思う。
Amazing body blackflips and trick shots.
歌詞は至ってシンプルなのに曲がめちゃめちゃかっこいい💫
1970 - There will be flying car in the future
2019 -
Shut up.
Bacot tolol
@@valentina4576 hey Chubiii wieso direkt so shut up?😂
@@febriora9802 haha indo tolol
Lu juga indo goblok 😂😂
じわじわくる面白さｗ
This man always makes me smile. ❤
This is a good video for kids to learn English words hahaha
Elixis Ellzia exactly 🤣
Im pretty sure he was a teacher and made these for his students so they can learn english
Hahahaha
crayon sinchan's teacher of course
"You Forget a Thousand Things Every Day, Make Sure this is One of Them"
xXElregetoNXx I also want to forget this comment because the way you type Like This Is Scarred Into My Mind.
And then Trevor knew it was Michael De Santa
The sad thing is this is one of the few things I will remember
Thanka to thisbI won't
teacher: Ok class sit down!
kid who thinks hes cool:
ほとんどか英語の書き込み！
海外のかたにとってピコさんの笑いは一過性ではなかったことの現れでしょうか！
改めてピコ太郎さんすごい⤴️⤴️
英語の勉強が楽しくなりますね😹
笑。。そうですね。
英語はどうして楽しくなかったの。😂
初めての英語の先生が中年のオッサンで発音は悪いし、めちゃくちゃつまらない授業でトラウマに。
ピコ太郎さんの授業だったら劇的に授業への意欲が飛躍していただろうなぁーと😆
はい、確かに。。😂😂
面白い授業になりますね。
ピコ太郎曲かっこいいし面白さもあるから好き
I could've done something better that will actually change my life.
But here I am watching an adult sing "I'm WaAaLkKiiNg, I'm SiTtInGgGg, I'm StAnDiNgGgGg"
i want the energy this man possesses
This is unironically good
Not as wonderfully wacko as apple-pen/ pineapple pen. But this is still nicely creative. As an English teacher, I'd like to see him do more videos focusing on all the verb tenses. I'd totally use them in my ESL instruction. LOL.
@LucasNeon I think so too.
I swear he pisses me off when he says look look
@@anglxzz-iwnl4527 🤣🤣hahha
@@anglxzz-iwnl4527
Pikotaro uses "Look, Look!"
Anglzz takes 10 damage. Loses patience.😡
🤣🤣
@@anglxzz-iwnl4527 It makes me laugh. You probably have a terrible sense of humor
Billie:I'm the bad guy
Pikotaro:I'm standing
when ur happy you like the music when ur sad you understand the lyrics 😔😔😔😔😔
You are standing.
Idk why pikotaro's videos have many dislikes.... this is quality m8
I'm waching
アイム ワッチング
？？？？
I’m watching.
アイム ウォッチング
みとぅー
Best lyrics I have heard in my life.
the best japan song i heard 😭💗
friend : so what type of music do you listen to
me : its kinda complicated..
🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
This man is an international treasure.
dude i'm been watching piko all night and this is by far the best song, it's so good
why does this Unironically sound like fire
Pikotaro's content is one of life's simple pleasures. You don't need to think about it. Just sit back and enjoy.
can this be as popular as before?
Like ppap?
I don't think so
I think so, it's better
No..
No
Thanks a lot for teaching me how to do these !
とりあえず、天才か？
チャンネル登録しました！
相変わらず無駄に格好いいから好き
Director: how much weirdness do you want?
Pikotaro: yes
I love this so much!!! This song has no business being this epic. Lol
my parents are going to have questions about my history later.
What did they say?
What are you doing to make your future better?
"I'M STANDING"
He doesnt have stand
*HE IS THE STAND*
_KONO STANDO DA!_
Who is the stand master?
Lol
@@ultimativerfinstererfotusk1682 In JoJo's bizarre adventure, there's a thing called Stand. If you stab yourself with an arrow that can grant you a stand, wind will roam around you and you will get a stand. Just search up what's a stand in JoJo's bizarre adventure.
@@AlexYazanGames YO HE'S ASKING WHO'S STAND IT IS LOL
@@dumbweeb6942 ITS J O T A R O
"Half sitting" got me lol
古坂大魔王さん､さすがにミュージシャンだと思いますわ🎹
Him : I'm standing
Online people: well this is interesting
can't agree more hahaha,😂
What is this ridiculously catching and creative music?! Mahn this is lit!
(すごい！！)
Top the most exciting entertainments for quarantine everyone should try
nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Pikotaro: lets make a song about standing