Justine Colbert: If Dating Was Like A Job Interview
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damn black couch in the background tricked me
where did I see that before?
i can't stop looking at them
I waited for the funny part................waited, and waited, and waited.
same
The funny part are her boobs mate.
I guess it is in your right to die then.
Or her I.Q
It's not meant to be slapstick, Stephen- it's clever. And you, my moron, are a dumb-dumb.
What are you talking about "if"? This is exactly what dating is like.
This was freaking hilarious. I’m easily amused today. 😂🤣😂
She has great personalities. :)
Yep. Her personalities are the reason I clicked the thumbnail. 😏👍
oh lord she's hot
She’s haggard looking on her instagram
SuperJoshdave You must be looking at the wrong instagram. She's bright, gorgeous and also makes
/shares delicious recipes
You're hired! I've got a few positions for you.
... and this is why you're alone. Good luck with your out-of-tune band
Normal Guy Pfffft! (That's blowing raspberries) C'mon, you gotta admit that it was witty.
But dating.... actually is like a job interview.
"If dating were like a job interview" - it already is if you're a dude
EXACTLY! Your dating bio is your application and the first date is your job interview.
Pretty much
Mike J and
PRETTYCATLOL
Nope.
Let’s be real: dating is like a job interview.
''Did you just call me Ryan?'' LOL
lmao jerry doesn't discriminate
"I have a lot of experience"
LOL
Like the guy would ever be the one asking questions
Natasel And that's about it
Lawrence Lentini, it doesn't happen often, last week I was talking to a girl and I was trying to gauge where she was on hot/crazy scale. Spoiler alert: crazy.
Well she was hot despite being 36 and not looking like it, she was in a teenage beauty pageant, whatever that's worth. Maybe not crazy, but I questioned her judgement. Not to be picky, but I picked up on some red flags. Trump supporter, with 21 year old daughter. She had several other children and other men in her life. All that from 30 seconds of dialogue.
The people have spoken. I didn't like Hillary myself, but I just couldn't get behind any of Donald's ideas. My home state voted for him unanimously. We'll see what happens.
When did this get political?
"Trained gymnast"--all I needed to hear!
This needs more views.
that was amazing
haha good video!
I just clicked on this because I saw her last name and I hoped there was some relation.
Pretty good sketch. They did a good job but my favorite part was how kool and indifferent dat Cat was Nah' Mean?
Good actors!
10/10 would interview
This is Ideal.
Dating is like a job interview! There's no ifs about it lol. The only difference is you're at a restaurant or somewhere else public. Though job interviews can be that too. I once had an interview while playing in bumper cars.
I would love this
look at them, just look at them, they are great!
I hear the Arizona State University thing a lot. Most of the girls I have met from ASU have been hot. Maybe I need to do another Masters. :-)
maybe you're a fucking idiot.
gabelogan56 Cmon dude, do you really think I would do that? Get a life.
Tumbox hahaha! cheers bro.
gabelogan56
Maybe?
i went to U of A and there are definitely a lot of hot girls at both schools
OH! Those MELONS! AAHHHH! XD
I Like how his hair split changes near the end.
Her expressions are hilarious!
love the stab at ASU. love it
This.. this woman. who is she? she's perfect!
Emm Justine Colbert?..... lol
Dating often feels like a job interview, tbh.
hahaha any time I hear a shot at arizona state in media it is always so funny and unfortunately true
I see that sofa and knew where this is heading.
Good stuff, I liked it. I think the resumes should also include references and phone numbers, including those of exes.
My name is Ryan. I also offer great benefits.
Was that music at the end from Tropico 5?
So... No one will talk about that cat just sitting there..
CASTING COUCH, ANYONE !?!?!?!
2:09 daym wtf she went from angel to devil really fast
cool, another backroom casting couch.
Dating IS a freaking job interview!
lol!!
People that don't eat the crust are not humans.
Funny, but all to real :-)
I wanna see the video again. That girl wow!
It reminded me of Till. That was spot on.
😂 lol
"love the position" --phrasing-- boom, shut up
It is hard to find one and if I do then I mess it up.
El Presidente! This is Penultimo!
He changed his hair at the end !!!!!
Oh cute :P
Ryan gets all the luck. Lol.
In real life, guys compete for the girl, not the other way around.
So should the girl be giving the interview?
Trepur349 It's not always that way.
Dixon Anderson but it normally is
Trepur349 Normal for chumps.
Trepur349 In most cases it seems that way.
True but sometimes girls compete for attention from the guys who are trying to compete for them. Lol.
Colbert? She Stephen's daughter, getting into the biz?
reminds me of the Jerry Seinfeld bit he made about how dating is like a job interview...except in a job interview you don't run the chances of ending up naked at the end of the interview.
GohModley lol
Nowadays most careers demand five years of experience. Entry level positions have gone out the window in many businesses. So... if dating was like a job interview, It would be an impossibly difficult and awkward role to fulfill.
O my life.ha
I enjoyed the first half... but then it turned on my gender, aka me. So I was feeling the pressure lolz! But damn she was cute :)
looks like casting couch.... lol
✨❤️✨
I'll give her a rise,i mean raise
I wish it was the other way around, and it was a future employee-boss thing. Where you'd find out all the bumps BEFORE you agreed to the job.
Yes, it is not an power transaction.
the guys hair was sides ways from left to right ! after 3:27 it switched to the other side !
Who the fuck cares about the dudes hair?? Look at those tits!
That was utterly degraded, best ultimately seems to be the consciences in the dating world. Kudos
Dem rolls doe...
what rolls?
U know Justine normally I wouldn't say this but I could use an Assistant in Wanting to do a Podcast Job or an announcer
He said 'no crust' with the same connotation as you say 'no tongue'.
Dating should be like this
It's a casting couch interview.
No one would go out with anybody if we had to post our experience as resume on dating sites. So why did you leave your position? The truth would kill most of us. LOL!
This would be a great thing to do but honestly with the American Economy being the way it is its gonna be lonely or you meet some serious wack jobs with one fudged up resumes of relationships. Some folks me included dont have experience in the relationships department but i found this clip funny and if more people start doing indeed it would cut threw the bs and get down to finding out who really wants to be with you and who just not into you period! But being jobless would be probably end the interview for some folks real quick sadly unless the person was really nice and understanding through! But damn she did have a awesome rack i would of just ignored the fact that she said somebody elses name and be like see ya monday wink wink lol
I thought this was normal, I've always done this. This is how I efficiently find a suitable wench.
Maybe a different setting, but the essens of jobinterviews and dating is still the same.
Justine Colbert so hot!
I think this went well. We'll give you a call in a few days.
[Days go by]
HE DIDN'T CALL ME.
Have seen a skit with roles switched. Was more depressing although it was planned as a joke.
"if"? ... This is pretty much exactly what OKCupid is.
Oh Justine! You are fine!
um...can we make this more of a reality? Just saying, I think it would be a great way to conduct first dates.
IT IS a job interview....
anybody else notice dude's hair was combed the other way towards the end?
The question is, what other interviews is she scheduled for?
I don't normally do this.
She's so hot
I would change my name to ryan for her if she could handle my pivot table.
name?
It started funny...
Where is the question about salary? The only thing in common with the job interview is missing there.
got shes beautiful
She's a BABE
I want my 4 mins back
2:23 Ming Lee
You could tell he was gay the moment when he actually cared that she didn't know his name.
If porn was like a job interview
This video features both Guy and Dude
I honestly can't figure out what's worse, the acting, or the writing.
Not the tits, though.
Christian Favier Def. The narrative