I wish someone would talk about me like jerma talks about his not explicitly stated handsome but VERY handsome fantasy doctor (who is in his 60s by the way)
@batrachianbill9760that explains it, they can in fact morph into fish over there. Trust me, half my family is from there, I've watched my mother turn into a fish firsthand.
Love how the first clip is him expressing his love for and appreciating the beauty of nature and the immediate next clip is him laughing at a car crash.
my favorite part about the doctor digression starting at 20:45 is that he skips clean over articulating the point he is trying to make, and never actually explains that he would take the word of this hypothetical handsome doctor on the understanding that he is in incredible health for someone who is 60 years old because he has been eating bugs, which he will now recommend to jerma, who will presumably also go on to look amazing at 60 from his regular bug diet. that is SO CRUCIAL to understanding what he is trying to say and he never even thinks to express that point so he just ends up rambling about a bike doc bug munch dinner date for a really long time.
It never once ocurred to me that someone might not immediately get that point because it felt so natural to me that eating bugs with a hot, ripped, beautifully-haired 60 year old cyclist doctor would give you the same luster that he has
Kinda random but i find it crazy that I hold pencils the same way as jerma. It’s like finding out you were born on the same day as a serial killer or something.
I accidentally clicked on an ad for a fencing class without noticing and I kept watching it for a solid 15 seconds thinking it was a jerma clip and the guy who was fencing and not talking was jerma I was just waiting for the bit that entire time until I checked the title of the video
17:26 this clip will never not make me laugh. the face-cam rear view mirror, the silence after the crash, the sudden blood sprayed on the windshield, jerma desperately trying to turn the car back on. absolute perfection.
It was my first time seeing that clip, i didnt read the comment, so imagine my shock when jerma did the CZcamsr gag and killed a man. I was breathless, I had a slight chuckle but the shock was that of real life, my brain just went “the real jerma985 hit a real man with a real car” for a split second and I believed it
i feel like i’m the only one who doesn’t like that clip. likes it’s funny, but towards the end i feel like you can hear someone yelling at someone else to shut up, and it lowkey ruined it for me :( yes im overly sensitive
I love how there are all sorts of jerma clips. "for when you're sleepy" "to confuse my friend" "to show my dad" "to show my mom" "to heal your soul" and, of course "jerma clips that remind me to take my meds"
"that make me want to build a house out of cardboard that leads underground via an intricate system of cardboard tubes that leads to a makeshift lab of half-human-homonculoid-hybrids, for your dad's soul"
Ok jerma talking about dragonflies and hummingbirds is so fucking relateable. Dragonflies have always been one of my fave bugs since I was a kid swimming in a lake by my uncles cottage and one landed on my nose. I have never felt more at peace than when a dragonfly lands near me.
@@zeronxepher4167 Don't worry, you can still find appreciation in it in your own way. I am not fond of bugs at all, especially ones that buzz. Though, regardless of this, I do still find these animals cool. When I see a dragonfly, I get a bit of a fear response, but I still find it cool. It seems to fly around in such a strategic way it's cool to watch it. With hummingbirds, it's slightly different cause they make the craziest sounds. Their wings flap so fast that the flapping sound starts to turn into a buzzing sound. For a second, you're like "HOLY SHIT WTF IS THA-" thinking it's the world's largest bee or something, then you see it and you're like "Oh! It's just a cutie little hummingbird :D"
I really love hummingbirds, I have really nice memories about them from childhood. It's not the climate here for dragonflies but I think they're really pretty and really cool.
fun fact about dragonflies: they have the highest hunting success rate of any animals, catching about 95% of their prey. for reference, lions have a success hunting rate of 30%.
the bug doctor clip goes on for just absolutely far too long. like you keep on thinking that's it but then he KEEPS GOING its actually impressive. --AND THEN HE STARTS ROLEPLAYING IT OMFG IM LITERALLY CRYING
rewatching this shit and when he started roleplaying I scrolled down and gave myself a like, like damn i agree w this bitch. bug doctor fantasy is def my favorite jerma clip of all time. the timing of the music changes are so perfect
Why? We all know he'd be the fun substitute who'd spend all day talking with the kids about Pokémon, as long as they finished, like, one page of work 😂
My kid says I'm just like Jerma. I thought the same thing when I started watching his videos. I love him so much. It's so nice there's someone similar as myself.
My mom would never understand anything about Jerma but I bet would love to hear about him talk about dragonflies since they’re one of her favorite animals lmao
Honestly, with how many times Jerma has talked about it, I don't think he's fucking around when he talks about how he has money stashed in his mattress.
14:44 this clip kills me. Few things make me laugh as hard as Jerma misspeaking, panicking, and punishing/yelling at chat about it. Thank god he’s done it so many times
Also crazy that he would admit to checking into hotels near his home just to get completely naked and zerk off to their overpriced movie-on-demand pornos at least once a week. What a FREAK (kappa)
As someone who was introduced to jacksepticeye at an age that is probably too young to be seeing videos of his, I hope that some day several decades in the future I’ll be sitting with my future child or children watching these beside a fireplace and sleeping cat. Ultimate family bonding begins with Jerma :)
I was gonna say "I wish my mom spoke english so she could watch and understand" but tbh he is probably less confusing if u cant speak the language
jeemas clown energy transcends language, but his cripplingly powerful aura of malice can be understood only in his native tongue
@@none-ro9dz I'm convinced all Jerma viewers are poets
@@HyperTheKappa with the exception of some scientists
@@Addsomehappy and psychiatrists
well none of these clips are confusing anyways so i guess they would be negative confusing
Jerma describing an incredibly hot dude and then going “when did I say he was handsome”
One of the most moments of all time
The hot dude is more real than Jerma is atp
Truly one of the moments of all time
he was projecting
I love how he misses the absolutely crucial point that he didn't mean handsome, he meant healthy looking
Honestly so based of him
I wish sometime talked about me the way Jerma talks about dragonflies
and so someone shall
I wish someone would talk about me like jerma talks about his not explicitly stated handsome but VERY handsome fantasy doctor (who is in his 60s by the way)
I wish someone taught me about drugs the same way Jeremy Elbertson's Mario did...
Same.... I need a homie to snuggle with ngl fr fr
@@guest-1564 to,..,,,.,.! #?.
His face looks like he can, at any time, morph into a fish and he's trying really hard not to
@batrachianbill9760Old Bay does do that, it’s true…
@batrachianbill9760that explains it, they can in fact morph into fish over there. Trust me, half my family is from there, I've watched my mother turn into a fish firsthand.
this comment put me in tears 💀 just imagining the permanent strain of constantly trying to look like a human
@batrachianbill9760WAIT REALLY?! YES!!! I CAN CLAIM HIM!!!
jerma with lipstick staring at the camera nearly in tears fuckin sends me every goddamn time
Sends you where??
Same that clip is so perfect, I’ve seen it easily dozens of times at this point but it always makes me laugh like my first time watching it 😂
@@Wisdawms back to the days of the irish potato famine, where jerma was born
@@gideongivesharrowbonersp😊mlm
Wasn’t even lipstick at that point it was straight up clown mouth
Jerma describing a doctor I would beg on my hands and knees to give me a prostate exam: "I never said handsome!"
HELP???!?!
60, btw
TRUTH
Ayo
YOURE INSANE?
Love how the first clip is him expressing his love for and appreciating the beauty of nature and the immediate next clip is him laughing at a car crash.
HOMEST
Jerma985
sorry i came back to this and was confused for days i meant HOMESTUC
@@sillypinkmothhomesty is the best polnicy
Duality of Jerma
my favorite part about the doctor digression starting at 20:45 is that he skips clean over articulating the point he is trying to make, and never actually explains that he would take the word of this hypothetical handsome doctor on the understanding that he is in incredible health for someone who is 60 years old because he has been eating bugs, which he will now recommend to jerma, who will presumably also go on to look amazing at 60 from his regular bug diet.
that is SO CRUCIAL to understanding what he is trying to say and he never even thinks to express that point so he just ends up rambling about a bike doc bug munch dinner date for a really long time.
and this fact alone has i believe transmuted my entire soul into something irrecognisable
60, by the way. 60
he did the salsa around the entire point, and honey you _know_ who he's dancin with
It never once ocurred to me that someone might not immediately get that point because it felt so natural to me that eating bugs with a hot, ripped, beautifully-haired 60 year old cyclist doctor would give you the same luster that he has
thank you for including the timestamp. i hope something good happens to you today
the sudden switch to "whoever made this game fuck you" is so funny to me
Linus when he’s teching the tips
bro i read this right as he said it and i was convinced he was right behind me 😭😭😭
25:22 makes me go fucking insane every time i see it its so FUNNY the little angry stomp???????? CHILD
Kinda random but i find it crazy that I hold pencils the same way as jerma. It’s like finding out you were born on the same day as a serial killer or something.
he IS a serial killer
in this case its finding out you hold a pencil the same way as a serial killer 👍
omg same lmfao
i have the same cups and the day i realized that i fell and broke one
doesn't everybody hold pencils like that??
jerma created a bug-eating dilf doctor
his babygirl
hes more of a gilf
*gilf, 60 by the way
i shall not name a character that is associated with eating bugs and doctors. i shall hold back
I accidentally clicked on an ad for a fencing class without noticing and I kept watching it for a solid 15 seconds thinking it was a jerma clip and the guy who was fencing and not talking was jerma I was just waiting for the bit that entire time until I checked the title of the video
I've done that before but instead of a fencing video it was gay porn
average jerma bit
17:26 this clip will never not make me laugh. the face-cam rear view mirror, the silence after the crash, the sudden blood sprayed on the windshield, jerma desperately trying to turn the car back on. absolute perfection.
dont forget the driver side rear view mirror that limply falls off once he hits the pole
It was my first time seeing that clip, i didnt read the comment, so imagine my shock when jerma did the CZcamsr gag and killed a man. I was breathless, I had a slight chuckle but the shock was that of real life, my brain just went “the real jerma985 hit a real man with a real car” for a split second and I believed it
it's even funnier knowing that he tried for almost an hour recovering from that accident and refusing to restart
this is cinema
It’s literally the scene from Hereditary. The horrifying silence, the shock, disbelief. Cinema.
I'd eat bugs with Jerma and his handsome doctor
fr
I'd be the handsome doctor
@@senilerodent i would be jerma
i'd be the bug tbh i need to be eaten by a hot 60 year old doctor
@@riley2294 80
Jerma communicating with the bar HAS to go down in history books, it's just a matter of time before they teach it in schools. They have to.
i agree. it's super underrated as a jerma moment
@@jarofjamit makes me feel like reality truly is a joke and something's going on behind the scenes
Every school needs mandatory Jerm Education classes
Lol why was nobody reacting to him there
i feel like i’m the only one who doesn’t like that clip. likes it’s funny, but towards the end i feel like you can hear someone yelling at someone else to shut up, and it lowkey ruined it for me :( yes im overly sensitive
whoever suggested the lipstick kisses has to be very proud of themselves
I love how there are all sorts of jerma clips.
"for when you're sleepy"
"to confuse my friend"
"to show my dad"
"to show my mom"
"to heal your soul"
and, of course "jerma clips that remind me to take my meds"
"that make me want to shrink him down and study him under a microscope"
"that make me want to build a house out of cardboard that leads underground via an intricate system of cardboard tubes that leads to a makeshift lab of half-human-homonculoid-hybrids, for your dad's soul"
"that make me wish Jerma was real"
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882Jermaology
“Jerma clips that make me want to summon eldritch horrors uwu” which is just every video above copy pasted one after the other.
10:28 he got the screams sucked out of him like monsters inc
My reaction to this comment is the exact same as his in that timestamp
Ok jerma talking about dragonflies and hummingbirds is so fucking relateable. Dragonflies have always been one of my fave bugs since I was a kid swimming in a lake by my uncles cottage and one landed on my nose. I have never felt more at peace than when a dragonfly lands near me.
I feel sad about this because I have a huge phobia of insects, so keep I'll never be able to appreciate dragonflies or any insect for that matter :(
@@zeronxepher4167 Don't worry, you can still find appreciation in it in your own way. I am not fond of bugs at all, especially ones that buzz. Though, regardless of this, I do still find these animals cool. When I see a dragonfly, I get a bit of a fear response, but I still find it cool. It seems to fly around in such a strategic way it's cool to watch it. With hummingbirds, it's slightly different cause they make the craziest sounds. Their wings flap so fast that the flapping sound starts to turn into a buzzing sound. For a second, you're like "HOLY SHIT WTF IS THA-" thinking it's the world's largest bee or something, then you see it and you're like "Oh! It's just a cutie little hummingbird :D"
I really love hummingbirds, I have really nice memories about them from childhood. It's not the climate here for dragonflies but I think they're really pretty and really cool.
fun fact about dragonflies: they have the highest hunting success rate of any animals, catching about 95% of their prey.
for reference, lions have a success hunting rate of 30%.
Bugs are inferior, bird supremacy :)
i showed this to my mom and she said “what a psycho”
☹️
Not wrong
32:45 why did he start whimpering?!?- ✋😭😭😭😭
Changing gravity like that really hurts a man.
It doesn’t help that he’s getting buttfucked, if you couldn’t tell by the noises he was making
Tired from pushup
Did u not see the one handed push ups??
Soo many pushups 🤯🤯🤯
the bug doctor clip goes on for just absolutely far too long. like you keep on thinking that's it but then he KEEPS GOING its actually impressive. --AND THEN HE STARTS ROLEPLAYING IT OMFG IM LITERALLY CRYING
he looks UP at the doctor showing how SHORT he is 😨
rewatching this shit and when he started roleplaying I scrolled down and gave myself a like, like damn i agree w this bitch. bug doctor fantasy is def my favorite jerma clip of all time. the timing of the music changes are so perfect
@@beepboop3928 fr tho
@@beepboop3928 Lol
I will never not be perplexed by that push up bit. It was like 7 minutes longer than it needed to be, and it needed to be like 1 max
Every time I am reminded that jerma was a substitute teacher I feel so sorry for the kids who were under his care
So many died :(
Why? We all know he'd be the fun substitute who'd spend all day talking with the kids about Pokémon, as long as they finished, like, one page of work 😂
He described that doctor in better detail than they describe characters in some books I’ve read 😭
20:45 he's straight up describing mads mikkelsen
WAIT. YOU HAVE A POINT.
omg i need to send this to my mom because she actually loves jerma, she falls asleep to jerma clips 💀
I’M WHEEZING AT THIS IDK WHY 😭😭
she just like me fr
this is so sweet & so funny I love your mom omg
she single ?
15:15 THIS ACTUALLY MADE ME CHOKE ON MY FUCKIN FOOD I ALMOST PASSED OUT THE WAY HE JUST SAYS YES ＿|￣|○
Jerma is the only streamer I can imagine who would 1. Be put on in a random bar and 2. Instantly try to communicate with them through charades
It's amazing he was able to do this all in one day.
Santa andy
The fact that he normally does 3-8hr streams
1:00 the upbeat music while the van just drives off road and crashes is killing me 💀💀💀
Someone described jerma to me as " it loves a good noise "
😂
I 100% agree with Jerma regarding Dragonflies. They are magical and they DO make that noise.
i once watched a jerma stream in front of my mom. i have never felt more judged in my entire life
the way he leans down at 9:51 sends me every time
So sensual
6:24 adam sandler discovers an onion ring
Onion ring (he got an onion ring)
11:24 FOR RHE LONGEST RIKE I THOUGHT HE MADE THE NOISE THAT PLAYS AT THIS MOMENT AND IT GENUINELY TERRIFIED ME
I probably wouldn't have even noticed it if weren't for your comment xD now I can't unthink it
I mean... he actually made that sound and turned it into the twitch sfx thingies (I think it happened in the dark souls stream)
@@diediedice HAA
hes nit human he made yaht noise
Of all of David Lynch's work, Jerma985 has got to be his most impressive so far
When Jerma985 stated he started making films because he wanted his paintings to move, I can understand completely
Jerma talking about eating bugs with the handsome doctor made me laugh so hard I had an asthma attack
I can see why 25:22 is the most replayed, made my ears tear up
I've never seem Jerma live, only this type of video where someone collects his clips and i gotta say, im addicted
15:31 He says "emotes only" with the same energy as "today's subject: slavery".
4:48 somebody needs to edit this to him robbing a bank
My kid says I'm just like Jerma. I thought the same thing when I started watching his videos. I love him so much. It's so nice there's someone similar as myself.
I showed my mom this and we could not get past the Mario part because jerma makes her so irrationally upset 😭
Her loss
Or not
That handsome doctor bit never fails to kill me, especially because I often put on that music to sleep 😂
Sperma is so funny, i love him
"do you know what's not byahoo" is the strangest sentence anybody has ever said
2:53 He's genuinely just like this?
Push up bit actually the worst bit he's ever done
Thanks for including the Scoopy Doo clip, I for some reason kept laughing at for a week at least lol.
He's so attractive when talking about the hummingbirds and dragonflies
Someone please write a fanficiton about Jerma and this bike riding, bug eating, handsome doctor
My mom would never understand anything about Jerma but I bet would love to hear about him talk about dragonflies since they’re one of her favorite animals lmao
22:05 The chat suddenly being full of bi pride emotes always gets me
7:35 i almost peed myself from laughing
5:58 I love that he headcanonned the cricket to be a bottom
projecting
Honestly, with how many times Jerma has talked about it, I don't think he's fucking around when he talks about how he has money stashed in his mattress.
thank you for including the entire doctor fantasy clip
27:16 brought me to tears
14:44 this clip kills me. Few things make me laugh as hard as Jerma misspeaking, panicking, and punishing/yelling at chat about it. Thank god he’s done it so many times
Also crazy that he would admit to checking into hotels near his home just to get completely naked and zerk off to their overpriced movie-on-demand pornos at least once a week. What a FREAK (kappa)
A good jerma comp with only 400 views? Thank you algorithm
18:33 Ah Charborg, truly a master of perfecting the Jerma artform
5:00 for about half a second he becomes the greatest prospector in the North
💀💀
I showed this to my dad and he said “jeez, this man likes to hear himself talk”
My fave was the mustache hair - your Mom
me and my mom were waiting anxiously for jerma to stream today lmao
the one where his stream is on a bar tv literally had me in tears
any stream where jerma drives a car is an instant classic
why does jerma say otto with such crisp ts
the bar clip is so insane like oh my god how is he like that
Omg the punching people in the ztreet incident made me puke of laughing
ME AND JERMA HOLD OUR PENCIL THE SAME WAY
The Plok music at 5:35 hits so good
Real
one day this video is going to be used as evidence
My boilogical father raised humming birds and he would have like 10-15 of them following him.
when jerma describes the handsome doctor, the first picture I get in my head of it is medic from tf2
HOLY SHIT I HOLD A PENCIL THE SAME WAY AS JERMA
33:09 HELLO??? HE IS FICKIMH WHIMPERING????
I love the bug doctor clip.
Complete and utter jermatastic perfection
ngl the "take it from me. I live a pretty cool life, dont ya think" always catches me off guard
I want to know how jerma knew that otto would come over to him and eat his puke...
i don’t know why but after the fade to black at the end i expected there to be “in memoriam”
The way he gets so happy over the onion ring makes me so happy
my mum loves jerma i'll be sure to send this to her
the way he talked about dragon flies made me really happy idk why
got into mommy’s lipstick drawer lol
As someone who was introduced to jacksepticeye at an age that is probably too young to be seeing videos of his, I hope that some day several decades in the future I’ll be sitting with my future child or children watching these beside a fireplace and sleeping cat. Ultimate family bonding begins with Jerma :)
that doctor bit just felt like he was describing not only ryan reynolds as the doctor, but also something he would do in one of his movies
You might share with your mom but I think he's just too weird for mine
the way the doctor bit describes my exact type as a teenager is crazy. including the 60 part
So glad to know I hold a pencil exactly the same as jerma ❤
I showed this to my mom and now im banned from using the family computer 😢
this curbed my hallucinations thank you
I showed my mom Jerma and she asked “what wrong with him?”
MOTHS ARE S TIER
why tf is earwig in S tier
idk go watch his bug tier list
He thinks they are cute, friendly and have a 'face'
tastes good
Tophead, tophead.