3_nuts_order_dispenser_cancer_and_summon_a_thanos_horse.smexual.mp4
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- If you were wondering why I wasn't producing any content, this single smexual video is the reason why. I started it for fun, expecting the video to be only 6 minutes long. I swear it took more than 100 hours to make, and I started it before Infinity War even came out.
Special thanks to:
Celestar (helped me assemble some word docs for sentence mixing)
/ @celestar
Vario (voiced the "thot defeated" sound effect)
/ channel
Some moosics in order of appearance:
Civ IV ost - Miserere
Hoi4 ost - Comintern Theme
Interstellar ost - No Time for Caution
KSP ost - No Return
P.E.P.E - Shadilay
Hoi4 ost - Days of Thunder
Stellaris ost - In Memory of Mercedes Romero
![Untitled_smexual_about_a_series_of_short_events.witchysimone [READ PINNED COMMENT]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZGGj69WQfIw/mqdefault.jpg)
ya stole mah gottem eggs tea
how dare ye make a reference to another content creator reee
Wut?
Dont know if you guys gives a damn but if you are stoned like me atm you can stream all the latest movies and series on InstaFlixxer. Have been binge watching with my gf these days =)
@Immanuel Brysen definitely, been watching on InstaFlixxer for years myself :D
Stop taking jokes from other youtubers
Also GIVE ME YOUR PAINIS
Homeless Black veteran beat up by communist over chicken
@Mr. Propane HAaahAAhaHHAaa
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
BOTTOM TEXT
0:43
"Stop taking jokes from other youtubers."
Hmm, i wonder who said what to make soldier say that?
Probably “earrape is not funny”
*S P Y!* STAHP taking jokes from AHther CZcamsrs and let me order my henTAI!
czcams.com/video/SnuG3kfL7z0/video.html go to 1:47
Of course! esrurse
Give me your painis
send this to payton tate immediately
he said he's already working on another 15 min smexual
R.I.P
Mr. Tate R tots is busy making
Shit eee meems on
DOS box emulate TOR
Actually.
Send this to STBlackST.
@@NXTangl Send it to InvertedShadow.
7:11
I have to agree with Engie. Spy was the one who brought the horse to life, after all.
The greatest threat mankind has ever faced: tiny horses
How embarrassing
@@memeexp1103 Your smexual HAS DOOMED US ALL!!! GOD HELP US!
THE SIX INFINITY PAINISES
DO NOT CLOP YOUR HOOVES!!!!!
Yes
No
YesNoYesNoYesNo
DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT DOING IT!¡!!!!!
I simple man:
I hear hoi4 moosic
i liek
Now that I think about it, this kind of predicted AI art generators as literal dispensers of Rule 34.
*GIVE ME YOUR PAINIS*
An American soldier asking a Japanese engineer for hentai results in half the universe dyeing... makes perfect sense.
Nan
HARAM!
Sure, the smexual is random, but the music used is the most unusual i've ever seen
I would pay ANY CURRENCY to see this animated in sfm or gmod
Even Robux?
I hope they accept Microsoft points
(0:00) Chapter 1: Render Unto Dispenser
(3:04) Chapter 2: Definitely Not A *Glimmer* Of Hope
(6:06) Chapter 3: The Interstellar Circlejerk Battle
(9:07) Chapter 4: You Cannot Hide
(11:25) Chapter 5: Deus Ex Peter-na
(14:42) Epilogue: World ÷ 2
it think chapter 1 ends in 3:53
GIVE ME YOUR PAINIS
It never occurred to me starlight and thanos have the same hard on for balance
and God said;
L E T T H E R E B E P E R F E C T I O N
there is no perfection, when people say they are perfect, they are big fat lying cancerous twats, when someone say something or someone is perfect it will be replace with something better or greater, just like the latest game console, so you see there is no perfection.
Twilight Jester Calm down buddy it's just a joke.
Someone please make this into a SFM/Gmod animation
That's what i said
Me too
I would animate this but I rather not spend the next year doing it
Not that I don’t enjoy it, I just neither have the time or the equipment to make it
Sir BONK! This is still a masterpiece even without animation.
Best sentence mixing smexual of the year.
15:38 "ThAt PoNy'S a BlOoDy RaCiEsT!"
*_fades from existence_*
Don't worry, in Endgame the Tiny Desk Engineer will crawl inside Thanos Pony's ass and do the exploding yeehaw.
You mean dance and explode, right?
@@NXTangl Whoops, right
“As promised, Heavy will now rest in peace.”
“You’re ugly.”
“FAK YOU ENGINEER”
I need your HeAnTei
That has to be my favorite part
Our Little Pony
I also agree with you & Heavy, Soldier deserves to be punished.
I never said it was the longest. Before I finished it I knew that it is merely 2 minutes short of the longest smexual
*USSR ANTHEM*
Starlight Glimmer is the best pony!!
nice to see you commenting here, have seen you in other smexual's comment sections
I played this on the mic yesterday while on MvM and we had the best moment ever 🎉🎉💞💞
Thank you memeexp 💞 for this truly astonishing masterpiece 💥, you made a strike to my heart 🎳🎳 and I hope to hear more of your smexuals in the near future 🤙
You deserve a lot of love man 💘, keep up the great work 💪
Give me your painis
It's a war crime that this still hasn't got a sfm yet.
14:53 Soldier. I don't feel so good.
Oh no! Are you okay?
@@mariobros68 I don't know what's happening.
The whole video was Infinity War in a nutshell.
The ending though; the first act of Endgame in a nutshell.
Good job on this one. I really appreciate all the time you and other smexual content creators put into these videos.
Animate this
Let's hope That Gray Cartoon Pony animates the video.
It's as if someone put smexuals made by kirby 999, SneakiestChameleon, Dr. Heinershmultz and myself into a blender and made this.
Also, I have this nagging feeling that other smexual makers are now looking to break the record I set. I wonder why...
yall better be careful cause i'm planning on making a 25 minute long smexual in the future
I also consider this smexual similar to some stuff famineskull98 has made
Rather than accept the overly detailed wall of text you just gave me, I was actually planning to just make the smexual have it's plot stolen from the first 2 parter episodes of mlp except with only tf2 characters
@@memeexp1103
So that is the 25 minute smexual? 2 episodes of the First Season of MLP? I wonder who is nightmare moon when she is converted into a tf2 character.
Merasmus
"Let's do this MettagameHURR style!" is still my favorite line.
No, it's "epic gamer style"
Easily the best smexual in years. Nothing since can compare!
GIVE ME YOUR PAINIS
5:36 Communist anthem earrape incoming!
Team Fortress 2: Infinity Painis Edition!
I fucking lost it at "OUR LITTLE PONY!"
(USSR theme)
15:24 i like how the breathing was also vibrated
AY
*THAT'S RAYCEEST.*
Sorry
Fam
👌😂
NO.
Engie, your dispenser is a piece of shit. Facking fix it!
Is my turn. NAOW!
@Ferrari Testrarossa Give me moist and deleeshous sonic fanfiction for all to share.......erahs o share......
I watch this vidéo almost each 4 months. I love it. It is amazing how much work have to bé done for this.
I have always trouble finding it
I've waited so long for a quality smexual like this.
THANOS PONY
THANOS PONY
Instantly liked, I have the full idea on how to animate this pictured in my mind. Daaamn, this smexual is so entertaining!
13:28 everyone yesterday
12:09 i'd like to imagine tyrone is doing Great Aether right here
Daddy, I’m scared.
Hi scared, I'm dad.
+Jimbro sauce
Yes Papa?
Eating sugar?
*N*
*O*
*P*
*A*
*P*
*A*
"My dispensHURR is just shit"
Fuckin lost it
4:38 Boot 34 Dispenser: Yo mama gay. Spy: No U!!!!
Tommy Souden: LOL!!!!
And thus, the two most powerful alicorns were never summoned in this universe (and no, they're not cannon)
I don’t know how you do these smexuals with imagery and lighting updating as the video goes on, but I love it.
This really needs to be animated Like for real though
I know... Also GIVE ME YOUR PAINIS
Truly a masterpiece to be revered in the art of smexuals
3:39
Spy: Dispenser!
Dispenser: Yeah?
Spy:....
Dispenser: What?
Spy: *WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? THAT IS NOT THE PRETTIEST UNICORN!! THAT UNICORN IS FUCKING UGLY!!!*
Starlight: what the f**k did you just call me you p**ce of s**t!?
Soldier=Iron Man
Spy=Nebula(because of the blue head and they're both sneaky characters ) & Thor(for almost killing the villain)
Merasmus=Spiderman
Heavy=Dr Strange
Demoman= Red Falcon
Engineer= Rocket Raccoon, War Machine, and Starlord(except Starlord is gone)
Big Man Tyrone= Vision(for the part where the last Infinity Painis is taken by Starlight Glimmer, but Vision is not gone) & Drax(for carrying blades as weapons)
Engie's Dispenser=Gamora/Young Gamora
Starlight Glimmer=Thanos
"other demoman" Is big man tyrone, and I've always thought of him like Drax, not because of weaponry, but because he's been damaged by thanos before
Memeexp My bad, forgive me please. 🙁
This not an animation yet? This is amazing!
THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE'S CHICKEN FOR ALL TO SHARE XD
NO
Heavy: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
(Heavy beat up Demoman)
0:30 Loud Robot Noises
4:11 ATEATEATEATEATEATE
15:54 COMEOUT
I wonder if it's possible to animate this
I'll be twice hilarious
This is perfect. I fucking love it.
I see this has been made by a fellow strategy gamer, seeing the OSTs used.
This was a very good one (besides the earrape) made me laugh so hard!
5:00 - 4:56 - 4:53 - 4:50
1:16 Sorry.. Fam. Cue distorted bass: XD
5:30 I WAS TOLD NO MORE CANCER!
I want to see an animated version of this
Is OUR little pony.
Long live Lenin.
For ALL to share!
this is not My Little Pony, this is OUR Little Pony!
(USSR Theme)
I agree with Engie's Dispenser; after all, Starlight Glimmer is one of the strongest characters in MLP:FIM. Same goes for Demoman who said that Twilight Sparkle is the best pony.
5:01
Soldier you can't say that!!!
Give me your painis
3:42 *"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!? THAT IS NOT THE PRETTIEST UNICORN!!!!! THAT UNICORN IS FUCKING UGLY!!!!!"*
Starlight: what the f**k did you just call me you p**ce of s**t!?
5:32 No! Its not my little pony! Its *OUR* little pony!
*USSR THEME*
(Gets slapped to a kaleidoscope)
4:19 “Y’all gotta shUt thU fUck Up”
4:57
I died at this part 😂🤣
I just now realized you were using interstellar soundtrack..
*W H Y*
7:29 AMERICAN GIRLY SCREAM
Me: hey, Engineer! can you put Dispenser?
Engineer: heck no.
Me: yes.
Engineer: no.
Me: yes.
Engineer: no.
Me: yes.
Engineer: no.
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Engineer: alrighty then!
Society if the entire world explode with a gazillion earrape
9:31 EARAPE
I have my friend from school and she love pony's like this one.
I will pay someone to make a gmod version of this.
After 100 hours in development. Hopefully it would've been worth the wait!
So, uh, may i try animating this? Atleast a part of it, 16 minutes is a loong time...
Don't care. Go ahead, lad
Thanks lad
Heavy: No! It's not my little Pony, it's OUR Little Pony!
*USSR THEME*
Still 0 dislikes. Legend.
7:30 8:29 AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
I never thought I’d hear Miserere Mei, Deus in a smexual
I watched this on the toilet, and wouldn't have watched it any other way.
This most the smexual related to the sniper smexual video about Private Twinkle Toes
Sexcellent.
Truly sexcellent.
You should make a sequel for this sense Endgame is now out.
Hey what podcasts you like?
Me:
1:51 is there an fnaf version of this before demoman said rock bottom???
*aS pRoMiSeD~ hEaVy WiLl NoW rEsT iN pEaCe*
Engineer: you're ugleh.
Heavy: *FAAAAAAAAAAAK YOU ENGINEER!*
*SHADILAY*
“*ooo* Hey Soldier!”
“Oh, h🅰️llo Engineer!”
Soldier: i am V E R Y h*rny!
Starlight glimmer is literally the best character ever and I love her 💕😍🥰
i understanded! the dispenser have a 34 in the front,and you have to remember,exist a rule whos name its rule 34,if a pure pornography,so the dispenser its against this rule
BOOM
Not exactly, because the dispenser give an 'Unicorn sucking an erection', so I consider this dispenser an VERY Broken one.
ART
1:06
2:13
3:42
5:07
5:36
7:07
8:36
8:55
14:05
Someone should make this animation of this video
3:42 2:13 4:09 5:07 4:16 8:37 6:01 7:07 15:52 1:06
I will never see starlight glimmer the same way again
I would watch this in an animation, even if it is split up into separate pieces
Someone make a sfm or gmod of this