I Crashed a Stranger’s First Date
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Blazer-on and blazed up, Chris dives back into the Unhinged phone lines, spills about some salacious voicemails, gives Unhinged citizens a call back, discovers secret siblings and long-lost moms, unpacks pity s*x, wonders about the s*x appeal of Wonderwall, cringes about punching holes in the wall, discusses family vs. father issues, hears about all things horseback riding, helps a caller find her lesbian lover, joins someone on their first date in rural New Hampshire, learns about being wrongfully fired, finds out his family blocked an Unhinged Citizen on Instagram, and checks-in with his Mom on Memorial Day weekend.
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Ur mom just ignoring u is the funniest shit 😂😂😂
Omg when she kept just listing who she was following I was literally dying laughing bc it’s such a mom thing to do 😂😂😂
Well I don’t know why people are complaining about the new format I love it!
Literally same lol omg mama kremlins is a riot 😂😂😂
pls do not bring out the n word LMAOOO
this had me screaming
😭💀
would never
"So anyway my hot author" is sendinggg me lmao 😂
your mom simply ignoring you SCREAMING mom at her is SENDING me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she's such a gem of a human 💗
LMFAO Your Mom just straight up ignoring you and reading through her instagram is fucking hilarious!
she is unreal....
“You didn’t realize his pictures were up close?” KILLED ME 💀💀💀
Now when I’m crying, I’m just going to say that I’m “cleaning my eyelashes” 😂
I love that the calls are “live” even if they’re only live for you. I like pretending I’m in the studio audience of the CK Show 🤩
When that girl said she has an expensive hobby I just KNEW she was gonna say horses
I swear I used to have her life
I need to speak with the first caller we have too many things in common lmao
were all sisters
and i will pray for you both
Same though 😂
Same
@@jaellana8853hey sis
The Italian bit KILLED ME bc my grandma told me I was Italian as a kid and I GRASPED to that and told everyone I was Italian and that’s why I loved Italian food (ihm) then to find out 26 years later by my dad, “We’re literally just Irish.”
I always got "well we never hit you" from my manipulative narcissistic parents when trying to stand up for myself and their behaviour. It literally felt like I was the adult and they were the kids.
i said “YES YOU DID THOOO” lmao
@@Me-dj2sz"oh please, spanking isn't hitting and you deserved it" at least in my house. That's how that went.
This is literally the funniest episode lmfaoo
thank youuuu :')
Chris’s mom reading off all 69 IG follows 🤣
the short arms story is absolutely killing me rn lmaoooo
"I showed up and he started playing his music." 💀💀💀
im in tears writing this bc Chris's mom was the best call this show, I'm gunna pee!!! Start to finish she is hilarious!!!
Angela is a goddamn national treasure and needs to be protected 👏🏼 at 👏🏼all 👏🏼costs.
And we absolutely need a follow-up call about how the first date went!!
i have not laughed this hard in a long time, your mom reading her following list is the best omg
Chris this is totally your thing!!!! Killing the podcast ❤ I love this new live caller thing.
thank youuuu
“I showed up and he started playing his music” 😂😂😂
I LOVE the phone calls and new format. It just feels more realistic! I am obsessed!!
This is the best format for you ever and it actually makes a ton of sense because you thrive doing man on the street and then the live show “crowd work” thing so like yeah this is an incredibly natural progression and I’m obsessed.
ITS MEEEEE i am looking for the lesbian lover thank u chris i actually have like 40 dms rn
HAPPY PRIDE 🌈🏳️🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Chris, I love your mom, let her read her lil following list
laughing out loud at the whole short arms call hahahahaha
Everything about that last phone call was hilarious ❤ “umm mom” “no I just thought it’d be funny”
I sincerely apologize for my call 😭
Omg I love your mom😂😂😂 She's such a mom ignoring you and going on 😂
“i was gonna bring out the n word” literally sent me
i’m literally crying at this whole episode😭
Omg Chris lmfao I was gonna bring out the N word 💀, lol I love your mom 😂😂❤
Hi Chris and fellow Klementines! This podcast really hit different for me this week. I just finished my first 7 days on Wellbutrin and damn. It's a rollercoaster getting adjusted. Somehow this episode felt grounding for me. I think it's the feeling of camaderie, listening to other unhinged voices and stories. Like this is some kind of deranged "Ask Delilah"😂 I love your new level of unhinged with the format you chose. You really are baiting me to sub on Patreon. I can't wait to see other happenings you have coming up!❤
Chris I think your calling is interacting more with your audience! Truly one of the most engaging, entertaining episodes ever. Hope there’s more of these in the future .
love love love the new format. always looking forward to your podcasts!!
i have been LOVING the episodes lately!!! i listen at work and they get me thru🤭thank you chris!!!
Not even 10 minutes in and its TRAGIC
good tragic or bad tragic
@@unhingedEqually both
Loving this new format!
i literally LIVE for your videos. I don’t know why everyone is complaining, if it’s not one nagging b**** it’s another!! Keep doing what you’re doing chris, it’s definitely working. Your work and talent never fails to come through in each video that you do. I Always look forward to watching and listening to your videos/podcasts! much love chris🩷⭐️🩷⭐️.
I felt so healed hearing her talk abt this after also finding a sister on ig and our dad having a bunch of different families 😂😭
I thought I was Swedish but I’m Irish and Mexican 😂
I think that the calls really entertain Chris and that he's making genuine connections ❤
Chris I love this new segment I love hearing the calls and you reacting to them it’s great ❤
Hi, I’m from NH! Just because they can fire you for any reason, does not mean they don’t have to follow rules to properly let you go if you didn’t break any company policy. You can file for unemployment and will 100% be compensated by them until you find a new job. Good luck! 38:37
Omg I'm so ready for this episode
I love the new format!
I love the new format😂😂😂
Loving the videos lately Chris 😊❤
hearing myself on your video is craaazy! love you ❤❤
Chris talking about his dad in the past tense is the best subtle dis🫶🏼
39:41 holy shit idk who is hating on this new format but I’m obsessed. I love it. This new format made me start watching this show again. Please please please never change it. I love you this is iconic
Enjoy you memories is brutal Chris hahahah stopp
I love the new format ❤
This podcast needs more love it's the best. I love you chris
i love the new format. personally i’ve never really listened before because i dont lovee single person podcasts, so this is everything to me. i’m sorry you’re getting hate or whatever but you are still getting new viewers at least ❤️
Your mom is just the sweetest 💗 and hilarious
Girl my story about finding my adopted family would blow this woman’s story out of the water. Adopted gang!!!
I made and left a hand woodburned Unhinged sign with Jerry at the Chicago show!! I hope it made its way to you and you enjoy it!! ❤
Your mom is the sweetest I can’t 😭😭😭
Your mom is everything Chris 😂😂
I loved this i never laughed so much, your Mom is the sweetest ♥
I NEED TO KNOW HOW SHORT THE ARMS ARE. HOW SHORT.
I couldn't find a good answer on what "genetically short arms" means, unless he was just a little person but why not say that?
im so glad i watched this episode
Best pod ever love u Chris ❤
I have so many stories I want to share with you, I don’t even know which one to call in with 😭
i also have a narcissistic dad. It seems like all narcissists pay the person who they are with the most with something they like :(
I’d love an update on the first date😆
i love ur intro!!
Inflammatory 🤣
Your mom is literally a star man I love her❤😂
love love this new format!! keep it coming bae!!!!! JSJNSNDNS
Chris i love this format stop listening to ppl saying they dont. Any real Chris Klemens fan would love anything you do bc its you 😅 haha no but real you’re doing the damn thing ❤
Personally LOVING the call ins as a new format
Off topic but I love the mustache
Hard disagree, love the new format! Love everything you do tbh you bever fail to entertain. 💕
I love your mom so much omfg
I went to Chicago for my birthday in February and wanted to see the bean and saw the gates and did the same thing 😅
“oh i follow 69, that’s actually pretty many!”
Also I’m gonna call in one of these days because my whole life could be a reality tv show so I have endless stories for you
obsessed with ur mom she truly dgaf
Angela Klemens for president
Omg I love your mom
not seeing anyone talking about his mom hitting the author up in the dms lmao
and lets keep it that way
@@unhinged lol gotta love how boomer adjacents(non derogatory) use social media. it's making me think i should check my mom's dms
Omg why is your mom my mom? Fucking SCREAMINGGGGG right now:
48:35 oh my god I love your mom so much. I’m DECEASED
lol find me a hubby chris
WHEN IS THE MIDDLE KID DROP CHRIS
I’m sorry but if your dad pays for you to be an adult horse girl you can get over his lack of emotional immaturity? 😂 this is such a first world problem
Complete audit of your mom's ig lol
The one girl who had the intense story was funny but shes taking a lot of what her siblings are going through and making it her own? Came off narcissistic. I have a crazy family life and history, worse than hers and I dont take my siblings issues and use them as my own. The faster u realize their life isnt urs, youre there to support and love them not take their issues and dead gf and tell thousands of ppl. My sister would kick my arse if i did this.
Stop your mom is so cute
so im also looking for a wife but im in california
Soo funny not you almost getting yourself in trouble with the wrong N word lOl and then the Canadian girls accent threw me off too kus so unexpected.
herrre
First girl is so delulu- I work with a girl that reminds me of her/ totally attention seeking and just lost in life
Bless their hearts
The way his mom just kept going with her following list 😭🤌🏻
Don’t listen to them they lack taste love this format 🩷🕺🕺
Your mom moming so hard listing her Instagram follows is gold 🥹 the mom of all moms. The definition of moms ❤️