Somthing in kermits life caused 9/11 in a muppet Christmas it showed a world where kermit does not exist and the twin towers where still standing so something im kermits life caused 9/11 because in the world where kermit does exist the twin towers you know uhhh
0:04 according to my calculations Kermit fell for about 4 seconds which equals 257 ft. The average height of a building story is about 14 ft so, doing 257/14 he fell from the 18th floor of the apartment building
Mack: I have Claussen’s Bread and another kind of bread. Kermit: I want the cheap stuff. Baby Birds: Cheep cheep cheep! Mack: Sorry, but that other bread’s for the birds.
Somebody needs to forward this to the Nostalgia Critic... seeing Kermit's prototype Wilkins giving poor Wontkins the business all the time over some coffee kinda freaked him out apparently.
Just so you know, the Wilkins muppet isn't a prototype Kermit. Kermit was already an established character on the show "Sam and Friends" before Jim started making commercials
Mack: Hey, buddy, you want Claussen’s Bread or Brand X? Kermit: Well, what’s so good about Claussen’s Bread? (Brand X explodes) Mack: Well, for one thing, it doesn’t blow up!
Wilkins: Do you drink Wilkins Coffee? Mack: I don't need it *Wilkins shoots Mack* Kermit: *walks over and turns to the camera* This has been a public service
Kermit:So I died? Am I going to Heaven? Mack:Do you eat Claussen's bread? Kermit:Never touched the stuff. *Pushes Kermit off the cloud* Mack:People who don't eat Claussen's bread are in for a hell of a time.
Mack: "Want a sandwich made with Claussen's Bread?" Kermit: "What'll Mr. Claussen do if I don't?" (A foot stomps on Kermit) Mack: "Oh, he'll probably put his foot down."
*Wilkins:* "Would you like some Wilkins' Coffee?" *Mack:* "Only if you have some Claussen's Bread." *Wilkins:* "I don't want any Claussen's Bread." *Mack:* "Then I don't want any Wilkins' Coffee." *Wilkins:* "..." *Mack:* "..." *Wilkins and Mack:* [both pull out rifles] "HAAAAAAAAAH--!!!"
Wontkins: Help! Wilkins: Did you bring some Wilkins Coffee? Wontkins: No! *Wilkins closes the window and Wontkins falls* Wilkins: Why don't you drop down to the grocery store for some?
For anyone thinking that Mack was a jerk for slamming the window on Kermit's fingers, Kermit wouldn't be in that situation if he didn't plan on breaking in Mack's house.
Kermit: Give me a close shave. Mack: Do you eat Sandwiches with Clausen’s Bread? Kermit: No. Mack: My friend this will be the *closest* shave you’ll ever have.
These commercials are so ahead of their time, there weren't many funny jokey commercials especially at this period in time. The fact that these are so short and so funny I would honestly not be surprised seeing an ad just like this for product today
Kermit: ".. So you see, thats why Ive had this strange phobia of bread for most of my life. You understand now?" Gonzo: "All I wanted to know is if your wanted some toast for breakfast or not, jeez." Fozzie: " Well Kermit, I guess you could say that your past trumas have made you a bit somewhat *soft and doughy?" Waka Waka!"* Gonzo: "You know what, this is the last time I'm ever inviteing either of you over to my place for breakfast ever again."
Mack: I love these Claussen's bread commercials, don't you? 😃😃😃 Kermit: I'm tired of them. 🙄🙄🙄 (An explosion then happens which destroys the set and almost kills Mack and Kermit. 💥💥💥) Kermit: Just kidding, Mr. Claussen! 😨😨😨
KERMIT: Why commercials do us now? ADVERTISEMENT: Do that before you'll die. (Kermit jumps over the cliff) ADVERTISEMENT: Guess we'll end that in a cliffhanger. LMAO! P.S. These old ads with Jim are practically hilarious.
I couldve sworn I commented here once but to Kermit, "Payback's a mofo, aint it?". Seriously, look at what proto-Kermit did in those Wilkins Coffee commercials.
I love how all of Jim Henson’s commercials are just “Buy our products or we’ll murder you.”
Or worse...
Buy or die
@@aaronsantschircsg1404 What’s worse than murder?!
@@jakebeetle5957 bruh, if you don't know you don't Wanna know
Pretty much
Kermit: I must've been so cruel in a past life to deserve this kind of punishment.
@D P yep
Wilkons coffee ads
Somthing in kermits life caused 9/11 in a muppet Christmas it showed a world where kermit does not exist and the twin towers where still standing so something im kermits life caused 9/11 because in the world where kermit does exist the twin towers you know uhhh
@@Liechtenstein_real when was that made?
@@brodievernonorsomething i think like 2002-2003
"I'm eating claussins bread, want a bite?"
"Sure!"
*TARGET ACQUIRED*
It sounds even funnier in 0.25
0:39
Bet'cha he had his shoulder with some " claussens bread " and a nice chianti ( implement slithering noises 🐍🐍 ) 🍞🍷
@@jdmcknight41 xDDD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nothing like eating a Claussen's sandwich with some good ol' Wilkin's Coffee 🥪☕
xP
Or Red Diamonds
I wonder if any of these products are still being made
@@thedragonmaster1436 I tried to find something on Wilkins coffee not too long ago, but I found nothing other than the commercials.
@@HR-ki3yo odd...
0:43 Perfectly cut scream.
YUP
Fr tho
16 1984
The compressed audio🤣
Lol, this must've been payback for all those Wilkins Coffee commercials. 😂
That's what I was thinking!
@@siramaytheshowgundragon Same
Same
The circle of violence continues. Thank you Jim Henson lol
Kermit and Wilkins are two different characters despite looking similar
Mack: Did you bring a loaf of Claussen's Bread?
Kermit: No!
Mack: *So you have chosen death*
Kermit: *Falls and dies*
Razor sharp sadism!
Murder kermitted
I didn’t know the other muppet had a name.
@@Biancalovestosew98 Help
I love vintage Jim Henson ads. They were violent and hilarious.
0:31 Kermit's face is priceless
This is the very cymbolic commercial!
bro really said: 😵
Meanwhile, Wontkins in the background is like "Yeah, constantly being in pain over a product isn't very fun when its happening to YOU now, is it?"
0:04 according to my calculations Kermit fell for about 4 seconds which equals 257 ft. The average height of a building story is about 14 ft so, doing 257/14 he fell from the 18th floor of the apartment building
Makes sense
Smart. BIG BRAIN 🧠
I think that was 3 second
If that’s the case then how the hell he got up to the window?
🤓
This is a joke
As a person who actually got clapped by some cymbals , I can confirm that we DO actually shake and quiver.
Plus a distorted face.
0:43 that scream is priceless
Mack: I have Claussen’s Bread and another kind of bread.
Kermit: I want the cheap stuff.
Baby Birds: Cheep cheep cheep!
Mack: Sorry, but that other bread’s for the birds.
These clips actually make me want to buy some Claussen's bread 🍞
Me too
Ho ho! Who needs it?
Ho ho, Everybody needs Claussens Bread!
*Claussen's bread end clip pops up*
Claussen's Bakery closed down in 1963, so you can't get Claussen's Bread anymore.
0:42 ***C R O N C H***
AHHHHH
HE’S A SHARP SALESMAN!!!!
(angry Kermit face)
The recolored of the meme
@@yahirpuga3513 you forgot me well he's not supposed to have claussen's bread you supposed to have McGarry sausage
I want to see what the, angry face
Wilkins coffee commercials:"finally, a worthy opponent, are battle will be legendary!"
Excuse me guys, Imma go "Kermit" a crime....
Wokka wokka
🐻
_"Wait that's Illegal!"_
@@luiscolin8383 Yeah it's illegal
Ima go get Mack Donald’s!
Somebody needs to forward this to the Nostalgia Critic... seeing Kermit's prototype Wilkins giving poor Wontkins the business all the time over some coffee kinda freaked him out apparently.
@Douglas Howe Thank you. He didn't originally have his voice though.
But you give him claussen bread
Just so you know, the Wilkins muppet isn't a prototype Kermit. Kermit was already an established character on the show "Sam and Friends" before Jim started making commercials
Mack: Hey, buddy, you want Claussen’s Bread or Brand X?
Kermit: Well, what’s so good about Claussen’s Bread? (Brand X explodes)
Mack: Well, for one thing, it doesn’t blow up!
Kermit the frog: ow, next time I try to remember that.
@@VictorGonzalez-xs9oc wontkins: *drinks wilkins coffee* one again is was drinking wilkins.
Wilkins: thats I was telling you.
Wilkins: Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?
Mack: I don't need it
*Wilkins shoots Mack*
Kermit: *walks over and turns to the camera* This has been a public service
Kermit:So I died? Am I going to Heaven?
Mack:Do you eat Claussen's bread?
Kermit:Never touched the stuff.
*Pushes Kermit off the cloud*
Mack:People who don't eat Claussen's bread are in for a hell of a time.
The world would be a lot more fun if Jim was still around, that's for sure
0:42 that’s gotta hurt.
Yeah, well he wanted a bite from Mack so he got a bite on a shoulder by Mack.
I think it would hurt even more if Mack bit Kermit’s leg.
I heard the bones crunch
@@alextavalesthemuppetmaniac5607 I see you know his name.
Poor Kermit wanted to actually try the bread the last time
Mack: "Want a sandwich made with Claussen's Bread?"
Kermit: "What'll Mr. Claussen do if I don't?"
(A foot stomps on Kermit)
Mack: "Oh, he'll probably put his foot down."
Wrong transparit
@@cineplexuk-fabian7976 ❓
Mr. Claussen
@@cineplexuk-fabian7976 Whoosh
@@cineplexuk-fabian7976 also, it's "transcript"
These are JUST LIKE the Wilkin's Coffee commercials from Henson!
They used the format a lot.
I'd like to see an ad where Mack refuses Wilkins' Coffee and Wilkins refuses Claussen's Bread.
well if that happens the universe god-damn implodes on itself
*Wilkins:* "Would you like some Wilkins' Coffee?"
*Mack:* "Only if you have some Claussen's Bread."
*Wilkins:* "I don't want any Claussen's Bread."
*Mack:* "Then I don't want any Wilkins' Coffee."
*Wilkins:* "..."
*Mack:* "..."
*Wilkins and Mack:* [both pull out rifles] "HAAAAAAAAAH--!!!"
Plot twist: They find out both their moms are named "Martha" and they refuse Panda cheese
@@ryder4197 Why Would Kermit Kill His Dad And Wontkins Kill His Cousin?
You fool! That will cause a full scale war!!
Wilkins: what have I done to deserve such treatment
Wontkins: smiles evilly
It's like being in a parallel universe where wontkins is the position of wilkins
This is Wilkin's purgatory. Only when Wilkins had paid the full price of his sins did the Lord allow him to leave purgatory and be re-born as Kermit.
Wontkins: Help!
Wilkins: Did you bring some Wilkins Coffee?
Wontkins: No!
*Wilkins closes the window and Wontkins falls*
Wilkins: Why don't you drop down to the grocery store for some?
What you are doing?
@@sergiolaurencio7534 Making up a commercial for Wilkins Coffee but in the context of one of these Claussen's Bread commericals.
No wonder Kermit so angry all the time
His wife is the one who's angry all the time though. Or maybe she just has a rage problem. Kermit is a pretty chill dude.
@@shingai5694 I mean when he pushed over the edge
Wilkin's coffee: Wontkins being abused
Claussen's bread: Kermit being abused
For anyone thinking that Mack was a jerk for slamming the window on Kermit's fingers, Kermit wouldn't be in that situation if he didn't plan on breaking in Mack's house.
I never want to hear kermit scream like that ever again.
That’s the funniest scream I ever heard
@@flapjack0925Don't forget the Wilkins
Years Kermit stud up for himself and became an icon
One of those rare times where Kermit was the antagonist
More like the protagonist
0:26 I love Kermit a little expression change
0:03 RIP Kermit the Frog
If you slow down Kermit's scream to 0.25x at 0:43, it sounds like it belongs in a horror movie.
Mack: Ever tried Claussen's bread?
Kermit: No.
*Shoots Kermit*
Mack: Why not give it a shot?
0:42 Was that the bite of 87?
These ads are og memes they where very ahead of their time
Nothing like a slice of Claussen’s bread and a hot cup Wilkin’s Coffee to start your day
"I'm eating a sandwich with claussens bread!" Want a bite? "Sure!" CHOMP AHHHHH
In the first clip he kermitted murder
These commercials never fail to make me smile!
For some reason the silent zoom in to a loaf of bread gets me every time
Are we not gonna talk about how that bite sounded visceral
Kermit:”what are the symbols for?”
*proceeds to get fucking murdered*
If you can see it, they both have reversed characteristics of Wilkins and Wontkins.
Claussen's bread is like music to my ears.
@Sesame Street Sonic Fan Forever(Mack bangs the cymbols on Kermit) This is a very symbolic commercial.
Mack: I love my Claussen's bread.
Kermit: You oughta see a psychiatrist.
Mack: I did! That's who told me about it! I used to love my raincoat.
I like how he just straight up murders Kermit in the first commercial lmao
Kermit: Give me a close shave.
Mack: Do you eat Sandwiches with Clausen’s Bread?
Kermit: No.
Mack: My friend this will be the *closest* shave you’ll ever have.
0:26 Mack: Claussen's bread is like music to my ears.
These commercials are so ahead of their time, there weren't many funny jokey commercials especially at this period in time. The fact that these are so short and so funny I would honestly not be surprised seeing an ad just like this for product today
Claussen's Bread would go great with a cup of Wilkins Coffee
Well, Jim Henson was the master of dark comedy...
It's like the revenge of Wontkins' son on Wilkins' son.
Kermit must've been paid well to go through all that.
Kermit: ".. So you see, thats why Ive had this strange phobia of bread for most of my life. You understand now?"
Gonzo: "All I wanted to know is if your wanted some toast for breakfast or not, jeez."
Fozzie: " Well Kermit, I guess you could say that your past trumas have made you a bit somewhat *soft and doughy?" Waka Waka!"*
Gonzo: "You know what, this is the last time I'm ever inviteing either of you over to my place for breakfast ever again."
for a guy who was hesitant to partake in the first tmnt movie and do kid friendly shows he can turn out some sadistic commercials
That bite sound on his arm tho BRUH THIS MAN'S BITE IS MORE STRONGER THAN GODZILLA
But, Kermit says keep your sharp Salesmen
@@IAmSteven1835 He said “He’s A Sharp Salesman!”
Mack: I love these Claussen's bread commercials, don't you? 😃😃😃
Kermit: I'm tired of them. 🙄🙄🙄
(An explosion then happens which destroys the set and almost kills Mack and Kermit. 💥💥💥)
Kermit: Just kidding, Mr. Claussen! 😨😨😨
Wow! I’ve never ever seen these before! Thank you!
Holy fuck, that crunch and scream combo are fucking raw
The way the camera just ominously focuses on the bread at the end of every commercial
Poor Kermit
Look out! Here comes my train load of Claussen's Bread!
@luke bruce1225252 I like Claussen's!
@@funshine97 Okay, buddy, what do you think of Claussen's bread?
@@muppetsandpvzfan I never tasted it.
@@funshine97 (boom) Now what do you think of Claussen's bread?
@@funshine97 Got any Claussen's bread in your house?
These commercials were way ahead of their time
Just gotta love the hard zoom cut of the product at the end of each.
0:42 the funniest part
00:43 This was hilarious and terrifying🥲
Claussens Bread is just the "I don't like coffee" creatures' son's revenge on the Wilkin's bloodline for what he did during Wilkin's Coffee
"Buy our stuff if you want to see tomorrow" seems to be the running theme with these commercials.
These ads are actually memes
There is finally justice in this world
This has been a very cymbalic commercial.
KERMIT: Why commercials do us now?
ADVERTISEMENT: Do that before you'll die.
(Kermit jumps over the cliff)
ADVERTISEMENT: Guess we'll end that in a cliffhanger.
LMAO!
P.S. These old ads with Jim are practically hilarious.
You don't really make someone's fall because they didn't bring something that you like 0:05
Interesting, looks like a redo of the Wilkins coffee ads
“Why do you have soo much Claussen’s bread and Wilkins coffee?”
**points at Jim Henson**
“Should I-?”
_”Don’t”_
Oh my god that last one scared the crap outta me😱🤣🤣
0:43 When you step on Lego
Some of these Jim Henson Commericals Always uses the same gags over and over again.
Claussen's Bread: exists
Kermit: is punished
Wilkins Coffee: Exists
Wontkins: Is Punished
This is right up there with those Wilkins Coffee gems
0:42 **bites** *AAAAAAA*
@Matthew Munroe lol
0:42 Was that the bite of 87!?
I couldve sworn I commented here once but to Kermit, "Payback's a mofo, aint it?". Seriously, look at what proto-Kermit did in those Wilkins Coffee commercials.
How fitting that I got an ad featuring Jim Henson’s voice before this!
0:38 should be in a perfectly cut scream compilation
Im pretty sure it was
Kermits voice is Wilkins
Jim Henson.
This was a few years before the formation of the Children’s Television Workshop in 1968 and Sesame Street’s premiere in 1969.
Love how this is pretty much the same basic gag as the Wilkins commercials.
People who don't eat Claussen's Bread just blow up sometimes.
Aw that's a lotta!
@@atsmithson (BOOM!)
See what I mean?
@@funshine97 I wouldn't admit this if I wasn't alone, but I really DO LIKE Claussen's bread
@@muppetsandpvzfan Did you call?
@@funshine97 (groans)
0:04 laughed hard af.
0:43 that scream though
I love my Claussen's Bread.