John Craigie - Laurie Rolled Me a Jay (Official Audio)
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+ with Anna Moss
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↟with Kassi Valazza
"Laurie Rolled Me a Jay"
Words & Music by John Craigie
Featuring Taylor Kingman, Lewi Longmire, Sydney Nash & Ned Folkerth
LYRICS
I got my wings clipped
I got my Trump check
Supposed to last me through the apocalypse
I spent it all on some leftist shit
As a fuck you to him and Mike Pence
I don’t give a shit about the burning bush
Noah’s Ark or two of every animal
Is this the new flood is this new the new plague
Is this the rapture or just the first wave
My lungs are clean at least today
I fill 'em up Laurie rolled me a J
I can’t sleep with Emma anymore
She got too many chickens in her backyard
Took the urban farming thing a little too far
They wake me up each and every hour
She’ll kiss her housemate it’s more convenient
What with the lock down what with the Covid
It’s too much drama for me to play
I stay at home Laurie rolled me a J
Went to the protest shit got crazy
You lost your mask running away
Your friends got paranoid come join my scene
Make love for two weeks we’ll say it’s quarantine
Don’t call me sugar if you want to taste it
This summer heat has got us sweating opiates
We watch the sunset from our cage
Front row seats Laurie rolled us a J
This girl name Cedar I had to get away
She was fine as hell but she was too New Age
She do that Wim Hof don’t take no hot showers
But I’m a bad boy I need them hot showers
She got a crystal for every disease
Said "cure the Covid" she said "it’s 5G"
Won’t get the vaccine cause of the tracking chip
Hell they can track me I ain't doing shit
Track me on my couch, track me in my bed
Track me texting you, track me left on red
Track me in the yard puffing my life away
Gone like smoke Laurie rolled me a J
John I will roll you as many Js as you want, just keep singing to me!!
No fucking way. Beautiful.
Holy Shit John!!! I soooo needed this song right now!! You nailed it...again! Beautifuly done!!
Don’t call me sugar if you won’t taste it. This summer heat has got us sweatin opiates.
This (and you) - so Portland, in the very best way. 🙌 Low-key sexy with a dash of high-key, unapologetic political derision. Please don't stop.
This is rad as hell.
Folkin awesome
Magic! Love this goodness! 🤩🪄✨💫✨🪄🤩
YESSSSSS I’ve been waiting for this upload since you played Felton!!
Same here, been waiting for a release so I can learn the chords and lyrics.
There we go!!!
Happy fkn Friday!
Wow. Great.
Gritty, I love it!
Fckn bars 💯
John, I wish there were some way to make this viral, because radio, unfortunately, ain't gonna touch it with a ten-foot roach clip.
Tiktok
Been waiting for this!
I love this and this is so underrated
sleek... nice job man!
Get it man
The best
Good jams bro,,✌️
JC always has a great one up his sleeve!
This slaps, keep it up
kick ass...
This song is awesome. Thank you for making great music! I am a big fan!
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Pretty damn good man
Track me left on read.
good one - who calls it a "J" anymore? ha ha
I do kid.
You had me at: "As a fuck you to him and Mike Pence"
Lol
It is a good jam, but careful with that not caring about being tracked. Ain’t nothing gonna be free and happy then. Nothing adds up and need to take care of what is here first. When it comes down to it, it’s gonna be if you’re solid or if you aren’t. I don’t see how ppl can’t figure out, they are so much more scared of you using your brain and own thoughts.
We are all being tracked on our smartphones. This generation has accepted it. If you are not plotting some crazy violent crime you are good. I do not think the government gives a shit about what I’m doing. That’s the point of what he is saying. I think folks who worry government is tracking them might be suffering from delusions of grandiosity. What do you think?
@@bodaciousbruin3003the problem becomes when you know your good but the govt doesn't know you're good. And presidency to presidency it's decided which is radically motivated. Your views can ping you.... Depend on prez... Whether your left or right.
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