Acolyte Ep 5 : Lightsabers, Death and DIVERSITY

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  • @DDayCobra
    @DDayCobra Před 2 dny +885

    I did NOT plan that opening at all but I went with it haha.
    Hope you guys liked it 👌

    • @Bubba_1776
      @Bubba_1776 Před 2 dny +39

      This show is so bad. If people can’t tell your sarcastic humor. Then these people can’t be helped.

    • @MightySnipes
      @MightySnipes Před 2 dny +19

      I was so confused for a second then I realized it was a bit lmao

    • @Manatouille
      @Manatouille Před 2 dny +21

      It finally happened. Disney-Star Wars finally made Jeremy lost his mind…

    • @theoregontruckerT880
      @theoregontruckerT880 Před 2 dny +11

      Pinning your own comment, GAY

    • @lawjef
      @lawjef Před 2 dny +4

      Hilare! Far more entertaining than anything DSW has ever produced…

  • @fairwarning007
    @fairwarning007 Před 2 dny +705

    Luke: “Tell me about the Acolyte.”
    Obi-Wan: “Fuck off.”
    Lmao 🤣

    • @pinroshan020
      @pinroshan020 Před 2 dny +7

      well was ben alive at that time? Ahahaha!

    • @KennethBlum-sl6rx
      @KennethBlum-sl6rx Před 2 dny +17

      ​@@pinroshan020it doesn't matter. Time is a social construct.
      - Current day shill.

    • @willt3223
      @willt3223 Před 2 dny +4

      @@pinroshan020probably

    • @mikkelnpetersen
      @mikkelnpetersen Před 2 dny +2

      I'd rather talk about Hondo Ohnaka

    • @nichodemus10
      @nichodemus10 Před 2 dny +3

      I think the better set up is
      Obiwan: Luke did I ever tell you about the acolyte?
      Luke: what is the acolyte?
      Obiwan: trash, that is why the jedi didnt know about.

  • @Skyfire-x
    @Skyfire-x Před 2 dny +470

    Truly the darkest timeline where SW fans root for the Sith to kill off Jedi.

    • @mattmurphy7030
      @mattmurphy7030 Před 2 dny +25

      Same people who protest for Hamas

    • @johnhoran9840
      @johnhoran9840 Před 2 dny +27

      @@mattmurphy7030 Utter nonsense.

    • @crazydutchman7094
      @crazydutchman7094 Před 2 dny +33

      ​@@mattmurphy7030don't start with that BS utterly nonsense F outta here with that

    • @mattmurphy7030
      @mattmurphy7030 Před 2 dny +11

      @@crazydutchman7094 sorry you don’t own the CZcams comments. Move on if you don’t like it

    • @darthpapa696
      @darthpapa696 Před 2 dny +4

      I literally shouted yes when he snapped Yord neck. But I really felt bad for Jecky. She is likable character.

  • @ShumaniTatankaOwachi
    @ShumaniTatankaOwachi Před 2 dny +60

    This was an improvement in the same way that Bear Grylls drinking muddy water instead of his own pee is an improvement.

    • @bk6555
      @bk6555 Před 2 dny +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @penmaster003
      @penmaster003 Před 2 dny

      I still can’t find a brain bleach strong enough to get that one time Bear shoved a tube up his own butt to hydrate himself with stagnant water out of my head.

    • @penmaster003
      @penmaster003 Před 2 dny +1

      I still can’t get that one time he used a tube _where the sun don’t shine_ to hydrate with salt water on raft, OUT of my head.

  • @GrimBanana42
    @GrimBanana42 Před 2 dny +163

    It dropped to 13% audience score. Nice work Disney. Well done.

    • @Senior_Partner
      @Senior_Partner Před 2 dny +3

      13% what an odd coincidence. Oh wait there are no coincidences. LOL

    • @GrimBanana42
      @GrimBanana42 Před 2 dny

      @@Senior_Partner Somehow. 🤣

    • @Kingcisco18
      @Kingcisco18 Před 2 dny

      13%!? C'mon Disney you can do better than that or worse, however you wanna see it. Let's get it down to single digits!
      Rob Schneider in Water Boy : "You can do it!"😂

    • @Anthony-ku2bb
      @Anthony-ku2bb Před 2 dny +2

      13% is still to high. People we need to get that number lower down the single digits.

    • @andym2612
      @andym2612 Před 2 dny +1

      And then got review boosted/bombed back up to 14% before this episode even aired. Bit sus.

  • @ThespianPrince13
    @ThespianPrince13 Před 2 dny +228

    *What could’ve been:*
    ✅ Sith perspective story similar to Darth Plagueis or Darth Bane novels; Sith warrior and inquisitor stories from SWTOR.
    ✅ Mature and grounded story similar to Andor but with the mysticism of the Dark Side. In-depth look at Sith philosophy as we follow a master/apprentice two vs an entire galaxy story.
    ✅ Well-written Sith protagonists part of a two-person organization in a thousand-year conspiracy to upset the Galactic status-quo.
    ✅ New Star Wars timeline.
    Reality:
    ❌ The Acolyte…. “The power of one, the power of two. The power of many.”

    • @hellcat1401
      @hellcat1401 Před 2 dny +14

      In depth stories is far too much to ask from Disney.

    • @xzxZephyr
      @xzxZephyr Před 2 dny +1

      Yes I was hoping so much to see a story like the Sith Inq prologue and chapter 1 from swtor, love that so much

    • @bigdreams5554
      @bigdreams5554 Před 2 dny +11

      Darth Bane trilogy would be awesome, but thank goodness Disney didn't adapt it. They would have totally mutilated it

    • @nightelfuser
      @nightelfuser Před 2 dny +5

      Does Disney even recognize Darth Bane as canon? They retcon so much stuff every year I can't tell anymore.

    • @aeschylus6250
      @aeschylus6250 Před 2 dny

      I’m sorry, the action in this episode was way better than anything in Andor.

  • @snekks7497
    @snekks7497 Před 2 dny +392

    The biggest shock was that it was a he and not a them

    • @gregsimoes8645
      @gregsimoes8645 Před 2 dny +43

      The true villain is the patriarchy

    • @FewNewReasonss
      @FewNewReasonss Před 2 dny +20

      Thems aren't bad guys

    • @Bonsqueesquee
      @Bonsqueesquee Před 2 dny +1

      It's probably a Lesbian, because Leslie made this and this Antagonist is a strong independent person.

    • @stevealford230
      @stevealford230 Před 2 dny +23

      They haven't confirmed that yet
      I lay 4 to 1 that he's one of the witches who transitioned.

    • @ShayneGillingham
      @ShayneGillingham Před 2 dny +5

      @@stevealford230 holy fuck i died reading that

  • @RadeFoxxy
    @RadeFoxxy Před 2 dny +11

    There is NO set-up where 7 Jedi including Masters can not overcome a single dark side/Sith. Especially when they are prepared.
    I have spoken.

  • @ChloeFarrar-qd8lc
    @ChloeFarrar-qd8lc Před 2 dny +166

    So this episode just confirms that Leslie thinks a Millennium is 100 years. That's LITERALLY all I took away.

    • @Tj_McQueen
      @Tj_McQueen Před 2 dny +13

      Honestly, you’re probably right.

    • @j24ish
      @j24ish Před 2 dny +6

      Yeah. Totally agree

    • @nafreeman08
      @nafreeman08 Před 2 dny +5

      If she got Ki-Adi-Mundi's age wrong, chances are she will get everything else wrong to fit her universe.

    • @JohnB-nk8ze
      @JohnB-nk8ze Před 2 dny +6

      The 100-Year Falcon.

    • @usernameonutube
      @usernameonutube Před 2 dny +1

      Hahahha

  • @ColonelCarnage
    @ColonelCarnage Před 2 dny +424

    The professional critics have zero shame

    • @EliteF22
      @EliteF22 Před 2 dny +23

      Disney just buying them off.

    • @crazyworld54321
      @crazyworld54321 Před 2 dny +8

      The Wokealyte is the pinnacle of the power of maaaaannnnnyyyyyyy! And by that I mean how many can Disney unite against them?

    • @TrueVerdeth
      @TrueVerdeth Před 2 dny +1

      think about it, in this day and age, if somebody where to provide you with either a new car or a partial apartment, would you not sell out ?

    • @mattburke5491
      @mattburke5491 Před 2 dny +2

      Literally nobody even pays attention to them.

    • @earllangcay6637
      @earllangcay6637 Před 2 dny

      ​@@crazyworld54321more like wokeashite

  • @stephenagnewii3325
    @stephenagnewii3325 Před 2 dny +550

    I give you 10/10 for your Disney Star Wars shill impersonation👏

  • @ericvogt3993
    @ericvogt3993 Před 2 dny +115

    "It's the least worst episode in a horrifically bad series." Amandla, Lesley, welcome to the peak of your careers.

    • @Jonas-lj8ul
      @Jonas-lj8ul Před 2 dny +1

      Don't blink - you'll miss it.

    • @joeyr.cannoli
      @joeyr.cannoli Před 2 dny +1

      Only if watched with the sound off, then I agree 100%

    • @anonamos_
      @anonamos_ Před 2 dny +2

      It was the most entertaining. I wouldn’t say it was a “good” episode but the lightsaber fight was really good. It entertained me

  • @sakki4156
    @sakki4156 Před 2 dny +310

    blink twice if you need rescuing

    • @laraq07
      @laraq07 Před 2 dny +19

      I thought the phone call was the FBI saying they had rescued his kidnapped family member so he could now tell the truth.

    • @LouSassoleSledgecock
      @LouSassoleSledgecock Před 2 dny

      Dude is for sure loaded on meth

  • @RobertBaker-cg4md
    @RobertBaker-cg4md Před 2 dny +165

    If Luke had known what Disney Jedi were like he might have decided to just stay on the farm all those years ago.

  • @steeltoothcombs
    @steeltoothcombs Před 2 dny +58

    "They're attracted to light"
    - Light saber battle ensues, nothing happens related to this revelation the botflies are attracted to light
    - Osha attaches flash light to super siths back
    - Super sith can't reach it on his back, yet can force push and pull fully grown people.

    • @The_Stranger1986
      @The_Stranger1986 Před 2 dny +4

      That was probably one of the goofiest and cartoon-like nonsense scenes I've seen in Star Wars.

    • @steeltoothcombs
      @steeltoothcombs Před 2 dny

      @@The_Stranger1986 the episode was going fairly ok, and I stress the word ok, and at that point it took me out of the whole thing.

    • @The_Stranger1986
      @The_Stranger1986 Před 2 dny

      @@steeltoothcombs Yeah this episode was the least bad out of all of them but that isn't saying much because it was still awful.

    • @SRMoore1178
      @SRMoore1178 Před 2 dny

      So is super sith guy dead now or what?

    • @steeltoothcombs
      @steeltoothcombs Před 2 dny

      @@SRMoore1178 he made it out of the moth bubble but I actually forgot how the episode ended

  • @DarylCook63
    @DarylCook63 Před 2 dny +11

    I finally got the joke, “The power of Manny” (Jacinto), because somehow a man ultimately ended up being the best part of The Yacolyte. SMH

  • @gardnert1
    @gardnert1 Před 2 dny +81

    I never though I would enjoy The Acolyte so much!
    Not the show itself, but the reactions to it.

  • @captyonah1378
    @captyonah1378 Před 2 dny +65

    Imagine how bad Leslye Headland’s breath is.

  • @Aegon23
    @Aegon23 Před 2 dny +54

    Sith Lord: SOLOS a 1v5 or 1v4 (idc enough to count)
    2min later...
    Sith Lord: Can't defeat a child padawan

    • @vradamusic
      @vradamusic Před 2 dny +6

      Well those kind of things are part of the entire saga

    • @johnwick9367
      @johnwick9367 Před 2 dny +1

      Spoilers.....the padawan was a young buck by the name of Mace madafucking Windu

    • @Gary.North.ElectroBrain586.
      @Gary.North.ElectroBrain586. Před 2 dny

      That's called black girl power 🔋

    • @derrickbush1146
      @derrickbush1146 Před 2 dny +5

      Also triple stabs "her" after murdering 4 other people but is too much of nice guy to assume "it's" gender, when anything halfway decent happens in this show it backtracks with absolute stupidity

    • @DugdoesDigging
      @DugdoesDigging Před 2 dny +3

      I like to think that he has no respect for her so like some royalty may have called their peasants physical objects by saying "it"

  • @OlRoosterTales
    @OlRoosterTales Před 2 dny +245

    Even a flower grows in shit. One good thing doesn't change the fact that it's still a pile of shit.

    • @homielander5924
      @homielander5924 Před 2 dny +1

      Smells like shite

    • @vradamusic
      @vradamusic Před 2 dny +6

      Kinda liked this episode 👀

    • @OlRoosterTales
      @OlRoosterTales Před 2 dny

      @vradamusic it wasn't the worst one yet.

    • @MrDeone365
      @MrDeone365 Před 2 dny +8

      true but damn bro im not gunna lie the duels in this episode made me feel like a kid again.😂😂 Shit was so fire. Idk where this has this been from Disney. It came out of nowhere.

    • @vradamusic
      @vradamusic Před 2 dny +5

      @@OlRoosterTales I enjoyed the duels, so sick 🔥

  • @chrismaturino7938
    @chrismaturino7938 Před 2 dny +211

    Seeing discount Ezra Miller as smilo Ren is the equivalent to doofy being the killer in scary movie

  • @Packers1919
    @Packers1919 Před 2 dny +7

    Half that battle was hidden by massive tree trunks to hide their awful choreography.

  • @gratmccall
    @gratmccall Před 2 dny +43

    Mae ep 4: I'm turning myself in
    Mae ep 5: I'm evil again.

    • @michaelplowman8674
      @michaelplowman8674 Před 2 dny +1

      She's evil again?!?!?!?

    • @necessity1
      @necessity1 Před 2 dny

    • @arctic_haze
      @arctic_haze Před 2 dny

      Why should she turn in the moment all the Jedi were getting slaughtered? It seems she had more strategic thinking than you.

  • @sirfishe9949
    @sirfishe9949 Před 2 dny +743

    The fact a Sith Lord can force heal defeats the very nature of the dark side

    • @JynxedKoma
      @JynxedKoma Před 2 dny +116

      The Sith have always had Force healing abilities. Though mostly dark side variations of it, such as Force Drain, etc.

    • @user-dz4wl7ew4k
      @user-dz4wl7ew4k Před 2 dny +15

      A Grey pretending to be a Sith? 🤔

    • @mattburke5491
      @mattburke5491 Před 2 dny +2

      Really the light side.

    • @Dakarn
      @Dakarn Před 2 dny +77

      @@user-dz4wl7ew4k Or a writer that doesn't know anything about Star Wars.

    • @mkhud50n
      @mkhud50n Před 2 dny +27

      what force heal? he just rolled her over.

  • @BenAC75
    @BenAC75 Před 2 dny +56

    I'm not even watching the show. I'm just enjoying watching the reviews.

    • @davexsixtyfour1246
      @davexsixtyfour1246 Před 2 dny +9

      Same...the comments make me laugh.

    • @BenAC75
      @BenAC75 Před 2 dny +6

      @@davexsixtyfour1246 Same.

    • @frankg811
      @frankg811 Před 2 dny +2

      Me neither, i haven't watched 1 episode, I just enjoy the reviews

    • @ancipital
      @ancipital Před 2 dny +3

      So much more entertaining than the actual shows

    • @vradamusic
      @vradamusic Před 2 dny +2

      NGL I liked the duels in this 5th episode, so sith stuff. It makes me wanna see the next chapter 💀

  • @BracchiAlessandroFineArt
    @BracchiAlessandroFineArt Před 2 dny +58

    i still think that the Cantina scene in "New Hope" is the most diverse shot in all star wars history

    • @Bonsqueesquee
      @Bonsqueesquee Před 2 dny +5

      I bet the pronouns of an entire group of Androgynous Aliens were they/them.

    • @3dness449
      @3dness449 Před 2 dny +7

      And that was in the 70’s!

  • @JoeySaps
    @JoeySaps Před 2 dny +10

    I think 120 of the 180 million dollar budget went to the fight choreography

  • @tylerskiss
    @tylerskiss Před 2 dny +22

    Finally, I could see myself on screen. As someone who wants to kill all the characters, I feel seen now with Smilo Ren

  • @LunarSpiral1127
    @LunarSpiral1127 Před 2 dny +48

    So, looking it up, Smylo Ren was using something called a cortosis shield. It's from the Jedi Council: Acts of War comics. So, taking something else from Legends and making it canon in Disney Star Wars.

    • @Ramser2218
      @Ramser2218 Před 2 dny +10

      Yeah, Star Wars has been pretty inconsistent with how it works. It's supposed to be a brittle ore that can short circuit a lightsaber but is easily broken, but it is also shown as an alloy that can block lightsabers but doesn't short circuit them.

    • @NikkiTaLance
      @NikkiTaLance Před 2 dny +8

      Shadow Troopers wore cortosis armor in Jedi Outcast. One more thing Disney stole and ruined.

    • @oXRaptorzXo
      @oXRaptorzXo Před 2 dny +5

      Cortosis has been canon for a while

    • @dominator1914
      @dominator1914 Před 2 dny +2

      @@Ramser2218Most likely the first one since it would seem too similar to Beskar then.

    • @Ramser2218
      @Ramser2218 Před 2 dny +1

      @@dominator1914 I think it needs to be one or other, because if they make it strong AND it short circuits lightsabers, it's too overpowered, and people should be using it constantly to disable their opponent's weapons. This guy only uses it occasionally.

  • @Spore_Spawn
    @Spore_Spawn Před 2 dny +8

    Calling it now Smilo Ren is the Acolyte, he's gonna die, Osha will learn that that the Jedi killed the witches and that will make her turn to the "Dark Side", the Sith master will then reveal themselves and force the twins to fight to the death to determine which will become the new Acolyte, and it will be left up in the air which twin died.

    • @Kvanne83
      @Kvanne83 Před 2 dny

      Interesting theory for sure.

    • @ondrejmedelsky4416
      @ondrejmedelsky4416 Před 2 dny

      this sounds too inteligent for them to do... yet... fuck... it would be interesting. Also, since the guy can act and I don't care about anybody else... I wouldn't mind him being a good guy all along, that would be funny :D

  • @bazzingabomb
    @bazzingabomb Před 2 dny +5

    So we have a lesbian sci fi drama written by lesbians for lesbians and the only one in it that can act is a man.

  • @hexenhammer483
    @hexenhammer483 Před 2 dny +115

    Disney Star Wars makes me appreciate the prequels more than I did. The amount of light saber training was off the charts and you can see the results of it in Ahsoka with Hayden Christensen having to slow down for Dawson

    • @darthtleilaxu4021
      @darthtleilaxu4021 Před 2 dny

      Ahsoka. 😎

    • @adaptivegamer9905
      @adaptivegamer9905 Před 2 dny

      She sucks

    • @Darthdoodoo
      @Darthdoodoo Před 2 dny +3

      You never know what you got til its gone.

    • @Senior_Partner
      @Senior_Partner Před 2 dny +4

      Dawson. Gods, was there no one else on the planet to play this role? No other ethnicity? I wish this black hole of SW self destruction would hurry. Curious as to what will fill the void.

    • @WastelandJedi
      @WastelandJedi Před 2 dny +1

      Was lucky enough to have experienced the Original Trilogy and Prequels both as a kid, always felt a lot of older fans forgot what it was like to get in touch with their inner child by the time the Prequels released
      There were changes to what came before undoubtedly but the soul of Star Wars was still very present and place throughout that trilogy
      Glad the Prequels get more recognition nowadays

  • @Isaac_5.56x45
    @Isaac_5.56x45 Před 2 dny +40

    I thought I clicked on a Star Wars Explained video for a minute when the video started lol!
    Perfect shill impression Jeremy.

    • @QuiGonJinn1993
      @QuiGonJinn1993 Před 2 dny +3

      Right I've Checked Out One Clip From Them Talking About Ki-Adi Mundi And Boy Oh Boy After 5mins I Stopped. All I Can Say Is I Think I See Why Theory And Explained Are No Longer Friends. Theory Did Mention Explains Wife Just A Tad On His Livestream After The Episode 5 Of Acolyte.

    • @Isaac_5.56x45
      @Isaac_5.56x45 Před 2 dny +1

      @@QuiGonJinn1993 because theory speaks his honest opinion and explained is just a corporate paid shill.

  • @Peanutfiendsblog
    @Peanutfiendsblog Před 2 dny +58

    A fight scene in a show without a plot is like watching an arcade game play the demo without putting any quarters in.

    • @JustinTrudeau1971
      @JustinTrudeau1971 Před 2 dny +2

      yep. Just a bunch of glow sticks colliding. Why they fight is far more important than the fight itself.

    • @ZerefCifer707
      @ZerefCifer707 Před 2 dny

      perfect

  • @olypittman250
    @olypittman250 Před 2 dny +6

    Why is no talking about the end with a Jordan Peterson quote?
    "Even in the revelation of our triumph, we see the depth of our despair.”

  • @thousandyeargems4360
    @thousandyeargems4360 Před 2 dny +113

    Who else chuckled at "they ve turned you against me?"

    • @Sam_T2000
      @Sam_T2000 Před 2 dny +4

      I have to give the show a little hat tip for that… _Clone Wars_ often repeated classic lines like that, but the new stuff hasn’t, outside of the obligatory “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

    • @sivad1025
      @sivad1025 Před 2 dny +2

      ​@@Sam_T2000 That's a good point. But I groaned so badly because it was in this show and surrounded by Headland dialogue

  • @rayvonvelez3129
    @rayvonvelez3129 Před 2 dny +123

    The padawan kid, IT, does better than 5 masters and her own master against the sith. She even knocks his mask off 😂😂. Then sith gets carried off by giant bugs 💀. This show is so bad

    • @LunarSpiral1127
      @LunarSpiral1127 Před 2 dny +32

      Then they did the twin switcharoo in the end, which is dumb cause she can be easily caught because of the mark on her forehead, Sol can use the force to read her mind and sense her emotions, and there's a freaking space gopher who could sniff her out. If she's not caught so quickly, it shows even more how incompetent the people writing this show are.

    • @ian8477
      @ian8477 Před 2 dny +11

      I knew they'd do that the moment I saw the clip of the bug from episode 4 and one of them said "it went straight for the lightsaber." So dumb.

    • @sjay4673
      @sjay4673 Před 2 dny +19

      And in previous episodes, the padawan kid was training with a stick in the Jedi Temple...then somehow went full on Mary Sue Jedi master mode. 🤡🌎

    • @Nacho2003YT
      @Nacho2003YT Před 2 dny +8

      @@sjay4673I’m pretty sure the “it” was an on purpose de-personification, so as to show that he doesn’t think of the Jedi as valuable and actual people

    • @oXRaptorzXo
      @oXRaptorzXo Před 2 dny +8

      Bro you’re so hung up over “It,” like Jecki is a she. Not any other pronoun. The It was meant as an insult and it’s extremely obvious.

  • @BavarianRet
    @BavarianRet Před 2 dny +59

    A juicy "Hawk Tuah" goes out to Disney.

  • @sosaix3545
    @sosaix3545 Před 2 dny +9

    I just KNEW at some point it would be, "Sure, I'm a Sith, but hey man, like, it's just like a different religion. Why you gotta OPPRESS me, man? Why can't you Jedi, like, live and let live?"

    • @SkullLeader
      @SkullLeader Před 2 dny +3

      You Jedi think all Sith look alike...

    • @sosaix3545
      @sosaix3545 Před 2 dny +1

      @@SkullLeader hey, HE was the one who said Sith...

    • @Jayydubss
      @Jayydubss Před 2 dny

      @@sosaix3545he said y’all would call me a Sith…never claimed to be one

  • @Cody-qq6du
    @Cody-qq6du Před 2 dny +16

    I literally have never seen a scene or episode of the acolyte. Yet I watch every review. lol

  • @starwarsknight9312
    @starwarsknight9312 Před 2 dny +70

    I agree 100% that the actor who plays the “sith” is the best thing about this show!

    • @LunarSpiral1127
      @LunarSpiral1127 Před 2 dny +29

      I was rooting for him to kill Mae.

    • @TheTrollMastah
      @TheTrollMastah Před 2 dny

      I wish he’d kill Mae but I hate his character

    • @4lackofbetter
      @4lackofbetter Před 2 dny +9

      ​@@LunarSpiral1127 I was rooting for him to kill Sol, Mae, and Osha. No witnesses means no lore breaking "The sith are extinct."

    • @jackbauer5003
      @jackbauer5003 Před 2 dny +9

      He and Master Sol + the fight choreography are the only thing that brings this show up from its terrible rating. I think everyone can admit it has been both positively and negatively been review bombed. It’s more like a 3 out of 10 with Smilo REN, Sol, and the fight choreography bringing it that high. It just sucks the writing, directing and world building are so bad. A waste of $180 million because other than the fights, I don’t seen where the $ was spent.

    • @LunarSpiral1127
      @LunarSpiral1127 Před 2 dny +1

      @jackbauer5003 I wish the show was about Sol and Quimir AKA Smylo Ren but better writing, instead of what we got.

  • @benjiboy3192
    @benjiboy3192 Před 2 dny +2

    I totally agree, I am not in the slightest invested in the plot/storyline, halfway thorugh the episode I went and cut my nails. That speaks for itself.

  • @AMNirvanaFan
    @AMNirvanaFan Před 2 dny +65

    I believe we owe Tommy Wiseau an apology. His film is art. Star wars is artless. I take " The Room" over Disney star wars.

  • @RayloNormie
    @RayloNormie Před 2 dny +22

    The opening of this video is a dead ringer of the shills 😂 😅

  • @greggeiger7532
    @greggeiger7532 Před 2 dny

    “It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing” - Obi Wan probably

  • @The_Brickster
    @The_Brickster Před 2 dny +1

    His helmet is most likely Beskar laced with Cortosis, a metal that affects energy and shorts out lightsabers.

  • @Hollyclown
    @Hollyclown Před 2 dny +63

    There’s literally no purpose to the twin plot line. Just stick with the murder mystery, make Smilo Ren the main killer, don’t have the Jedi be idiots, profit.
    Respect to Manny Jacinto for raising the bar.

    • @SkullLeader
      @SkullLeader Před 2 dny +9

      If he doesn't make a rap video, he's already better than the 'Disney Princess'.

    • @edwardjohnson6744
      @edwardjohnson6744 Před 2 dny

      You heard it here first: The twin storyline is preparing you for Rey to be pregnant with TWINS
      She buried 2 lightsabers in the desert. Do you see where this is going yet? Her children will be Jaina and Jacen (Solo) she will be a jedi, Jaina, he will be a Sith Jacen (aka Darth Caidus) - might need to check on the spelling, it's been a while. But that's who Rey and Kylo Ren should have been in the first place. This is a giant "going around your ass to get to your elbow" situation.

    • @dominator1914
      @dominator1914 Před 2 dny +1

      The Jedi being idiots is practically essential for all Republic-era Jedi, otherwise most of the stuff that happens wouldn’t occur.

    • @WastelandJedi
      @WastelandJedi Před 2 dny +3

      ​@@edwardjohnson6744I agree they're doing something strange like that, big problem is Rey is definitely no Mara Jade and those kids will always be Palpatines, not Skywalkers
      Better to delete everything with their weird world between worlds bs, it is the best option but they'll never take it

    • @av2245
      @av2245 Před 2 dny +1

      These are probably written on the fly, most likely with the help of AI. There is no attention span to the plot. No deep thinking. More like surface level entertainment with lots of plot holes. Star Wars fans are deeply invested into multiple layered based plots.

  • @weebamf
    @weebamf Před 2 dny +37

    Thanks for not shilling on this episode like some other creators I wont mention.

    • @tylerpifer5966
      @tylerpifer5966 Před 2 dny

      What’s ironic is that hate gets more views. So when you think about it, channels like this and Nerdroctic are the real shills, shilling for views and likes.

    • @MrDeone365
      @MrDeone365 Před 2 dny

      It was an enjoyable episode though. Cant really deny it. The episode was 90% fighting and the saber duels are the best to ever come out of Disney star wars.

    • @weebamf
      @weebamf Před 2 dny +3

      @@MrDeone365 To enjoy it unless you sailing the high seas is to support and give it views. He's doing it for review purposes so others dont have to. Also being the best turd in a pile of turds isnt anything to celebrate.

  • @danielsdimension7828
    @danielsdimension7828 Před 2 dny +7

    Just because there was some nice action, that doesn't mean the writing is good. So many dumb moments happened in this episode.

    • @kicknowledgesmith8608
      @kicknowledgesmith8608 Před 2 dny +1

      No one said the writing was good many are appreciating the nice action. Nothing wrong with that, everything can’t be a negative. The force wielding and fights were top notch. Smilo was bad ass.

    • @kalencwil3924
      @kalencwil3924 Před 2 dny +1

      @@kicknowledgesmith8608I agree

  • @kabutofh9334
    @kabutofh9334 Před 2 dny +6

    His mask looks like a gimp mask 😂😂😂

    • @Darkstar-se6wc
      @Darkstar-se6wc Před 2 dny +4

      Seriously, that’s some bdsm shit. You just know Leslye Blockhead thought she was getting one over on the vanilla straight normies by using that thing.

    • @SkullLeader
      @SkullLeader Před 2 dny

      Da Da Da Da Da, Da Da Da Da Da

  • @thomasg2488
    @thomasg2488 Před 2 dny +19

    It only gets worse on Twitter. Holy crap it got worse

    • @TheCosta5000
      @TheCosta5000 Před 2 dny +1

      Sometimes I miss the fact I'm not on twitter.

    • @thomasg2488
      @thomasg2488 Před 2 dny +1

      @@TheCosta5000I use it for shit posts mostly. Otherwise, I stay away from

  • @user-jr4mw9wi1c
    @user-jr4mw9wi1c Před 2 dny +12

    apothacary mixes poison, admits to helping mae kill someone, gets off with a warning, this show should have ended in episode 2

    • @normansioson1337
      @normansioson1337 Před 2 dny +1

      I'm thinking that it might have also ended in Episode 1, if Master Indara took Mae seriously at the start.

    • @user-jr4mw9wi1c
      @user-jr4mw9wi1c Před 2 dny

      @@normansioson1337 that would have helped too lol but they would have had the sith in episode 2

    • @ondrejmedelsky4416
      @ondrejmedelsky4416 Před 2 dny

      @@normansioson1337 "attack me, with all your..." *Trinity breaks her neck with the force*. The End. Directed by... XD

  • @JAMMD17
    @JAMMD17 Před 2 dny +10

    Shocking plot twist! No one died by lightsaber wounds. They all survived

  • @nunyabizness6595
    @nunyabizness6595 Před 2 dny

    When I first tuned in, I was like is this red letter media? "So cool. Very cool!"😂😂😂😮

  • @av8bharrier2modified76
    @av8bharrier2modified76 Před 2 dny +68

    Achievement unlocked: Master Liar.

  • @nathanhansen1846
    @nathanhansen1846 Před 2 dny +31

    The acting by Manny Jacinto was really good. Although the writing is bad, he’s been really solid this show. Hope he gets more roles soon

  • @Charlie.Hervert
    @Charlie.Hervert Před 2 dny +2

    I’m not going to lie, you had me going for a second. Your initial dedication to the satire was great 👍🏼

  • @DenisFalqueto
    @DenisFalqueto Před 2 dny +1

    You see, the fandom praises who deserves to be praised. That just destroys the argument of pure hate.

  • @wmfthehorseman
    @wmfthehorseman Před 2 dny +29

    Amandla Stenberg's acting is an embarrassment. The duels themselves were passable but the horrendous acting on her part took me completely out of it.

    • @Jayydubss
      @Jayydubss Před 2 dny

      She’s a great actress…

    • @fundhund62
      @fundhund62 Před 2 dny +1

      Nothing wrong with her acting. What are you people even talking about? 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @wmfthehorseman
      @wmfthehorseman Před 2 dny

      Right...she's about enthusiastic in her performance as a prison inmate.
      She's terrible.

    • @NateO123
      @NateO123 Před 2 dny

      @@fundhund62 what are you talking about? Every scene she’s in is cringe. Any time she tries to show emotion it’s completely embarrassing and the rest of the time she’s bordering on deadpan. Why would you pretend she’s good lol, it must hurt your brain being so dishonest.

    • @fundhund62
      @fundhund62 Před 2 dny

      @@NateO123 You are just randomly claiming normal things to be bad lol.
      I'm not even saying the acting is great or anything, but there is just nothing wrong with it.

  • @austinalthaber4068
    @austinalthaber4068 Před 2 dny +73

    They're going to end the season with black lesbian boss witch being Darth Plagueis

  • @L337M4573RK
    @L337M4573RK Před 2 dny

    Yoda: "Always two, there are. No more, no less. A master, and an apprentice."
    Windu: "So...who is Smilo-Ren?"
    Yoda: "On a random planet, the only other one with the Acolyte, it could be. If not reach this conclusion before now, dimwitted you must truly be."

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen Před 2 dny +1

    Does it make Amazons Rings of Power look like a masterpiece?
    Nah, both are piles of toxic waste.

  • @HakunaYourTata
    @HakunaYourTata Před 2 dny +5

    Sol's lightsaber short circuits mid battle so HE JUST STANDS STILL while watching the kid get murderfied?

    • @myLocoson
      @myLocoson Před 2 dny

      They do that in every/any fight scene where it’s 1v2??

  • @trevorstockwell8290
    @trevorstockwell8290 Před 2 dny +44

    What's next an adult toy but it's a mini lightsaber

    • @smurfie8412
      @smurfie8412 Před 2 dny +1

      No it's a light Saber shaped like a dildo 🤬

    • @envisibleward2422
      @envisibleward2422 Před 2 dny +4

      waiting for the double-ended mini lightsaber lol

    • @trevorstockwell8290
      @trevorstockwell8290 Před 2 dny

      @@envisibleward2422 maybe unicorn flavored lube

    • @DoctorPhobos
      @DoctorPhobos Před 2 dny +1

      Pull the string

    • @wolfmauler
      @wolfmauler Před 2 dny

      I googled it: look up Geeky Sex Toys. They have a whole line 😄

  • @macarahneil2154
    @macarahneil2154 Před 2 dny +1

    I can't distinguish Osha and Mae because they are basically the same character played with the same resting face. 😆

  • @ninjafoxgamesgeekery
    @ninjafoxgamesgeekery Před 2 dny +2

    If this is 100 to 150 years before Phantom Menace, the one way they could still make everything line up would be to reveal Plagueis is behind all of this. Essentially his disposable apprentices prior to Palpatine. The Sith obviously did return prior to Episode I because Palpatine was Plagueis' apprentice, so they do have a way to tie things together properly.
    Do I expect they will?
    Hahahahah..... oh you're serious. Let me laugh even harder. HAHAHAHA

  • @page_one
    @page_one Před 2 dny +41

    That was awesome 🤣 Jeremy, you missed your calling.

  • @keithkong1985
    @keithkong1985 Před 2 dny +10

    OMG!!!! I just googled the actor and IT'S JASON from The Good Place!!!!! LEGEND!!!!!

    • @kabelservice8450
      @kabelservice8450 Před 2 dny +1

      Waiting for him to say, "This one time, in Jacksonville."

  • @stevealford230
    @stevealford230 Před 2 dny +2

    It's hilarious that they gave him Magneto's helmet... except it also makes lightsabers short out as well as blocking telepathy!

    • @drednaut6969
      @drednaut6969 Před 2 dny

      Thats ridiculous though. If its set 100 years before ep 1 then that tech would spread amongst every system. As if Palpatine wouldnt have made an entire non force using army for hunting Jedi with it equipped.

  • @WhiteDragon689
    @WhiteDragon689 Před 2 dny +1

    I bet they are trying how to introduce a rainbow colored light saber.

  • @PatoChu
    @PatoChu Před 2 dny +3

    I love how the Sith guy just calls the girl "it" then the Jedi immediately interrupts him by misgendering "her" by saying "SHE" 🤣🤣
    Anyways, all I'm gonna say, is that this was easily the best lightsaber and combat choreography we've seen from DISNEY.

    • @oXRaptorzXo
      @oXRaptorzXo Před 2 dny +1

      I believe the “it” was more of an insult than a pronoun thing. But yeah I agree easily the best choreography.

    • @PatoChu
      @PatoChu Před 2 dny +1

      @@oXRaptorzXo Oh then that makes it even worse 🤣Trying to convince the viewers that the Sith is evil by misgendering others! THAT'S AMAZING 🤣🤣

  • @TheTlMEWARP
    @TheTlMEWARP Před 2 dny +12

    THE POWER OF ONE!

  • @AlexisLopez-pb8ms
    @AlexisLopez-pb8ms Před 2 dny +2

    The deaths were cool. If only I cared about about the Jedi that were killed.

  • @elriano1
    @elriano1 Před 2 dny

    Those bugs are so smart, they decide the correct time to be attracted to light depending on what benefits the plot. In ep 4 they pounce on Sol's lightsaber - ep 5 they ignore Yord's lightsaber, follow Osha's flashlight instead of pouncing on her immediately, ignore Sol's lightsaber, pounce on PIP attached to Smilo Ren immediately.

  • @scorptarget
    @scorptarget Před 2 dny +11

    That Intro! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Muck006
      @Muck006 Před 2 dny +1

      He should make a PARODY CHANNEL with just such videos ...

  • @icypictures
    @icypictures Před 2 dny +30

    Anybody catch the Kylo Ren theme at the end of the episode? I’m calling it now. Sith wanna be Smilo Ren will turn out to be the first Knight of Ren. 🙄

    • @salvatronprime9882
      @salvatronprime9882 Před 2 dny +2

      Smilo is the Acolyte, his master is Ren himself (or they/them lol)

    • @1977curt
      @1977curt Před 2 dny +1

      The helmet does look very similar to the knights of ren

  • @JohnQSpartan
    @JohnQSpartan Před 2 dny +1

    Kind of sad that Dafne Keen's character died, she was definitely one of my favorites. Less shook up about Yord ...

  • @PookieMaliboo
    @PookieMaliboo Před 2 dny

    Smile-O's power/skill was all over the map. And the Jedi must forget they can use they force when they have their lightsabers out.

  • @chrisdidios9963
    @chrisdidios9963 Před 2 dny +6

    I have no intention of watching it...

    • @Jayydubss
      @Jayydubss Před 2 dny

      I’ll let u know where there only straight white males and white submissive women in the next show

  • @darkmillennium8
    @darkmillennium8 Před 2 dny +10

    Exactly. Cool lightsaber fights isn’t gonna fix the story.

    • @HakunaYourTata
      @HakunaYourTata Před 2 dny +2

      They tricked you with twirls. They have Sol standing still while his padawan gets unalived

    • @noodles4676
      @noodles4676 Před 2 dny +1

      Wait for my turn to attack....

    • @oXRaptorzXo
      @oXRaptorzXo Před 2 dny

      @@HakunaYourTataSol’s saber was disabled temporarily. Like ten seconds prior to Jecki’s death. He can’t exactly just run in and charge into three lightsabers twirling.

    • @HakunaYourTata
      @HakunaYourTata Před 2 dny

      @oXRaptorzXo They are in a forest, branches overhead...Jedi reflexes...force push...a command....

    • @HakunaYourTata
      @HakunaYourTata Před 2 dny

      @@oXRaptorzXo you can't possibly believe he was just standing there smacking his lightsaber, in silence, only to make 1 step and yell her name AFTER?!

  • @metalguitar777
    @metalguitar777 Před 2 dny

    Did Mae forget that in the last episode she wanted to turn herself in to the Jedi? Immediately fighting Jecki and not allowing herself to be arrested is the exact opposite of her actions in the last episode. I guess it makes sense considering how quickly she went from “I want to kill jedi” to “I don’t want to kill jedi” in that last episode….

  • @MaryJayy
    @MaryJayy Před 2 dny

    Him using his mask to turn off the lightsabers is called cortosis, Qimir also doesnt want Mae, he wants Osha.

  • @strangerthingsfan0458
    @strangerthingsfan0458 Před 2 dny +33

    In Disney Star Wars fashion, Jecki is not dead. I guarantee you she will come back in the next episode.

    • @legionarmy1
      @legionarmy1 Před 2 dny +2

      I’d bet 10 bucks on that but unfortunately it’s a sucker’s bet

    • @OriginalDrGonzo
      @OriginalDrGonzo Před 2 dny +4

      I'm more disappointed that you two seem to be watching the show and know what's going on. Why are people giving Disney money and viewership?

    • @LunarSpiral1127
      @LunarSpiral1127 Před 2 dny +2

      If she comes back as a force ghost, I'm gonna lose it.

    • @strangerthingsfan0458
      @strangerthingsfan0458 Před 2 dny +3

      @@OriginalDrGonzo I watched it via a reaction video from a CZcamsr

    • @JustinMatthew95
      @JustinMatthew95 Před 2 dny +2

      Bro no way… she got pieced up 😂 but never say never with Disney

  • @4gottencrackaz
    @4gottencrackaz Před 2 dny +3

    For the first minute of this video, i thought I was in the wrong channel.

  • @peterkrochmalni673
    @peterkrochmalni673 Před 2 dny

    The fact you did the opening bit without busting out laughing is pure acting.

  • @mojorocketman
    @mojorocketman Před dnem

    Ezra Miller is now Discount Ezra Miller. This guy is Liquidation Ezra Miller.

  • @FittedSheetGaming
    @FittedSheetGaming Před 2 dny +5

    I like that it gave the show some tension, but other than the fights with Jekki, Sol, Yord and Smilo. This whole episode was fucking terrible

  • @j3die
    @j3die Před 2 dny +20

    Scissor Wars

    • @PM-wp6ze
      @PM-wp6ze Před 2 dny +4

      Battle of the wet eye

    • @SkullLeader
      @SkullLeader Před 2 dny +3

      Revenge of the Queef

    • @Jayydubss
      @Jayydubss Před 2 dny +1

      Y’all prlly hate there’s Asians and blacks too in the show…I know u cringed at Fin and Rose Tico lol

    • @PM-wp6ze
      @PM-wp6ze Před 2 dny

      @@Jayydubss we don’t hate the Asians and blacks. We hate the crappy writing my good sir

  • @pin2peen972
    @pin2peen972 Před 2 dny

    What if feels like to chew five gums?
    The opening:

  • @Shadowh7
    @Shadowh7 Před 2 dny

    One of the moms is like Palpatine and Ezra is probably her apprentice lol

  • @LeoA05
    @LeoA05 Před 2 dny +7

    And here....we.... go

  • @TheVinci19
    @TheVinci19 Před 2 dny +15

    so, in the end, the villain is a white male. Who could have ever guessed?

    • @Darkstar-se6wc
      @Darkstar-se6wc Před 2 dny +6

      I dunno, does Filipino-Chinese count? (Or is that Filipinx- Chinese? 😂)

    • @ksmith1298
      @ksmith1298 Před 2 dny +4

      Welcome to 2024

    • @mercuryshadow09
      @mercuryshadow09 Před 2 dny

      Asian, two fatherless blacks are going to beat the hell out of a "creepy" Asian man. It sounds raysist af when you say it like it is. 👀

    • @Robocrap
      @Robocrap Před 2 dny

      Aren't Asians white in the Oppression olympics nowadays?

    • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
      @cheeseburgersuperior1874 Před 2 dny

      ​@@Darkstar-se6wc asians are considered white. proof? is how they're accepted in colleges.

  • @lightningmonky7674
    @lightningmonky7674 Před 2 dny +1

    A short and sweet while also really funny review, appreciate it!

  • @harosa
    @harosa Před 2 dny +1

    I’m sorry they’re forcing you to keep watching. lol

  • @SHROOMTECH
    @SHROOMTECH Před 2 dny +12

    Jermey is a fig!!!

  • @yeahwhatever5560
    @yeahwhatever5560 Před 2 dny +4

    Dollar Tree-Ezra Miller 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @olypittman250
    @olypittman250 Před 2 dny

    Cortosis was a metal that had a very high energy absorption rate and transmission coefficients, which allowed even the energy of a blaster bolt to be dissipated upon contact. One of the strongest minerals in the galaxy, cortosis could even withstand the blow of a lightsaber and briefly short out its blade.

  • @kinsmanredeemer6965
    @kinsmanredeemer6965 Před 2 dny

    OWK: "The sand people are easily startled, but they'll soon be back. And in greater numbers."
    LS: "Master Kenobi, that is really spacist, they are called Tusken Raiders. Without their vibrant culture and Bantha mounts, Tattooine would be a very boring place with land speeders and podracers and people who all speak Common. Wouldn't you rather be aggressively grunted at Obi Wan? How would you feel if the Tuskens called us lightsaber people?"

  • @aldunlop4622
    @aldunlop4622 Před 2 dny +3

    It's not Star Wars, it's just a cool Train Wreck. I'm not even upset about it because it's just not Star Wars. The light sabre fights in the OG movies weren't just "cool action scenes" each fight between the characters told a story.

    • @Jayydubss
      @Jayydubss Před 2 dny

      lol the light saber battles in the past sucked

    • @mitchrogers4217
      @mitchrogers4217 Před 2 dny

      ​@@Jayydubss of course they didn't, It's not about how fancy the duels are, I'd take vaders and lukes duels anyday over this garbage. They had emotional impact and they were raw and real and told there own story there was real stakes. This new stuff is just circus show garbage that no one is invested in or cares about.

  • @smurfie8412
    @smurfie8412 Před 2 dny +4

    Sometimes when I close my eyes I can't see