Everything Wrong With The Karate Kid (2010)

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  • čas přidán 15. 08. 2018
  • You say karate, I say kung fu. You say a remake, I say a literal copy. Here are all the sins we found in the 2010 remake of The Karate Kid.
    Next week: Sins of destruction, sins of the west.
    Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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  • @ankithsreekumar
    @ankithsreekumar Před 4 lety +7308

    Imagine going to the movies with this guy

  • @ukulelevillain4170
    @ukulelevillain4170 Před 4 lety +3058

    You missed a sin: he wins with a kick to the head even though they said no hits to the face at the beginning of the tournament.

    • @zoidbergmaybe
      @zoidbergmaybe Před 4 lety +259

      actually, that's only a problem that the original has; the tournament shots in this movie show the Fighting Dragons winning several rounds with face hits.

    • @abrhm-zo3bt
      @abrhm-zo3bt Před 4 lety +84

      Also another sin when Cheng was about to finish off Dre in the ally how did they not see him block the punch and how did he get over the closed gate

    • @keenechua9958
      @keenechua9958 Před 4 lety +61

      Hey fuck it right if he does a back flip with one leg and finished a bully who am I go complain

    • @saltyakuma8985
      @saltyakuma8985 Před 4 lety +39

      RYVBIHN L Im pretty sure it means no punching the face; the same rule applies in Taekwondo

    • @Grey1nferno
      @Grey1nferno Před 4 lety +14

      And another for her opening the door by the Window. 2:53

  • @cottonball5499
    @cottonball5499 Před 4 lety +621

    I cant imagine how much money they paid to get the forbidden city that quiet. It's like 70,000 people a day

    • @evad6220
      @evad6220 Před 3 lety +78

      they filmed on forbidden day

    • @cougars_3471
      @cougars_3471 Před 3 lety +9

      @@evad6220 lol

    • @legendofnoob
      @legendofnoob Před 2 lety +15

      There's a replica of Forbidden City just for being sets for movies and TV shows. Real shit no troll.

    • @AybLP
      @AybLP Před 2 lety +2

      Maybe they had connections with the authorities, since it's been funded by a chinese production firm

    • @Fleegs34
      @Fleegs34 Před 2 lety +2

      @@legendofnoob I believed you, but the fact that that is true😳

  • @legendofnoob
    @legendofnoob Před 4 lety +175

    The bricks on public ping pong tables is a real thing.
    Few advantages for bricks:
    1. Easy to procure and replace, back then in China there's always a construction site within a 200-yard radius.
    2. 0 cost, see reason #1.
    3. Nobody steals bricks, if they do, see reason #1.
    4. The width of a brick is almost identical to how high a net should be.
    5. The ball bounces back if you hit it into the net, so you ain't gotta bend over and reach for it.

    • @sathviksimha9260
      @sathviksimha9260 Před 2 lety

      Would have liked but.....
      It's at 69 ,

    • @kash8399
      @kash8399 Před 2 lety +4

      @@sathviksimha9260 nobody gives a single fuck

    • @kash8399
      @kash8399 Před 2 lety +2

      damn thats smart

    • @cropunisher5879
      @cropunisher5879 Před 2 lety +1

      @@kash8399 hahahahahaha

    • @kapibaramvs2154
      @kapibaramvs2154 Před 2 lety +3

      Yes it is. This guy who is counting sins doesn't know much of his stuff.

  • @LadyOnikara
    @LadyOnikara Před 4 lety +2611

    I really like Jackie Chan. Dude has broken at least every bone in his body and was still around to do the Lego Ninjago movie. Never change, Jackie!

  • @preyous7810
    @preyous7810 Před 4 lety +569

    There's a cut out part in the film where Jackie Chan fights the other teacher. It's a shame that it was cut out honestly, but it's kinda understandable because it out shines the other fights.

    • @juanmanuelcorrea7673
      @juanmanuelcorrea7673 Před 4 lety +22

      Think they deleted it because it kind of contradicts Mr. Han's ideology of Kung Fu

    • @dr.dylansgame5583
      @dr.dylansgame5583 Před 4 lety +7

      @@juanmanuelcorrea7673 true and its a damn shame since i watched it and it was honestly ten times better then this movie

    • @jasperjao6476
      @jasperjao6476 Před 4 lety +17

      @@juanmanuelcorrea7673 Mr. Han didn't intend to start the fight, he just want to stop that bad teacher from slapping the kid.

    • @the_slime_cat
      @the_slime_cat Před 3 lety

      Yep

    • @kaylena4209
      @kaylena4209 Před 3 lety +17

      Funny because there's a scene from the 1986 film The Karate Kid Part II where John Kreese (the Cobra Kai/Antagonists' Sensei) assaults Johnny Lawrence because he lost the fight and Mr Miyagi steps in to defend the student and embarrass the teacher. This film really does just copy every aspect of the original without any of the heart.

  • @Noah11112
    @Noah11112 Před 3 lety +554

    “Detroit is not a place”
    So... I’m homeless

    • @andymiller7390
      @andymiller7390 Před 3 lety +8

      So, you missed that it's a joke.

    • @Will-xz6sm
      @Will-xz6sm Před 3 lety +22

      @@andymiller7390 what’s the joke, I didn’t get it either, what’s he mean?? Why isn’t Detroit real??

    • @andymiller7390
      @andymiller7390 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Will-xz6sm He didn't literally mean that he thinks Detroit isn't real. He was being sarcastic, facetious.

    • @W22lker
      @W22lker Před 3 lety +6

      @@andymiller7390 y did he put a sin on it 😑 and not take it off if it was just a joke

    • @Noah11112
      @Noah11112 Před 3 lety +7

      @@andymiller7390 I obviously know it’s a joke.l live there!

  • @lacrossestick132
    @lacrossestick132 Před 3 lety +50

    “You drink and nothing can defeat you.”
    That’s what I say when I pour my fifteenth cup of coffee.

  • @itsmazu8160
    @itsmazu8160 Před 5 lety +3103

    "Detroit is not a real place"
    Me: ...Wait what?

  • @tjgrant637
    @tjgrant637 Před 4 lety +411

    I've never laughed harder at a cinemasins joke until I heard
    "His spine survives this?"

    • @kamentrainerhorn2073
      @kamentrainerhorn2073 Před rokem +1

      DOn't forget all the times during the tourney when they were pulling crazy kicks and flips that you'd see on Power Rangers or Dragon Ball, despite the fact that these kids were, in fact, not Ki-powered, connected to the Morphin Grid, Force-sensitive, etc.

    • @tylerdumpgaming123
      @tylerdumpgaming123 Před rokem

      Facts 🤣🤣

  • @mrboss8778
    @mrboss8778 Před 3 lety +51

    I think this guy talked more than eyeryone in the movie

    • @janisaacbaltazar7749
      @janisaacbaltazar7749 Před 3 lety

      &8😘😘😋😋😂😂❤️❤️❤️😛❤️😍😍😋😍😛😒😋😭😘😋😘😋😘😘😋😊😊☺️☺️😚😩😩💕💕🧐😔🧐😔😔🧐😔🧐😏🧐😏🧐😁🧐😁😌🥳🥳🥳🤩✌️😔✌️👍😔😳😳😳😳😔💁😔💁🥳💁🥳🥳🙈🙈🤨🙈🤨🙈🤨🙈😋😋🥰🥰😎🥰😎🙂🎶😂🎶👀👀😄😋🤣😜🤣😜🤣😄😄🙃😄🙃😴😴😴🥰😑🥰😑

  • @yaddakmela5722
    @yaddakmela5722 Před 3 lety +47

    Jackie Chan: "I used the kid to destroy the kid"

  • @stephenrio2086
    @stephenrio2086 Před 5 lety +1239

    CinemaSins: 3:16 do they really need a dub and sub at the same time?
    Also CinemaSins: Puts subs on his videos everytime he speaks.

    • @oscarelenius4801
      @oscarelenius4801 Před 5 lety +18

      Wow

    • @diegoignaciomunozvalenzuel3013
      @diegoignaciomunozvalenzuel3013 Před 4 lety +13

      It's better than youtube subs

    • @pfefferfilm
      @pfefferfilm Před 4 lety +13

      You quite often see hard-coded subtitled programs in Chine/Taiwan/Japan area. Comedy-Variety shows like to pump up the style for comedic effect, but it's there for clarity between diverse dialects, and probably for access for deaf citizens. I would imagine for Spongebob it's also part of a literacy project.
      TL;DR it's just a dubbed show, but it happens to be subbed as well as a matter of course

    • @TheJadedSkeptic
      @TheJadedSkeptic Před 4 lety +8

      @@pfefferfilm It more about not everyone speaks Mandarin, instead their own regional dialect are used. However the written language have been unified for thousands of years regardless of dialects

    • @gripguy5882
      @gripguy5882 Před 4 lety +7

      Deaf people

  • @homelander7421
    @homelander7421 Před 4 lety +784

    This man is the gordon Ramsay of movies

    • @dartvader1079
      @dartvader1079 Před 4 lety +10

      Gordon ramsay has left the chat

    • @thomward6890
      @thomward6890 Před 4 lety +1

      nah this dude is a lot more chill, gordon is just a bitch

    • @nightquill5647
      @nightquill5647 Před 4 lety +6

      balls only reason gordon is a bitch is because he has really high expectations of adults

    • @nightquill5647
      @nightquill5647 Před 4 lety +2

      balls and has over 30 years in being a chef

    • @thomward6890
      @thomward6890 Před 4 lety +3

      Night Quill i’m pretty sure his grouchiness is apart of his character. same thing with cinemasins. i doubt either of them are that rude or obnoxious offscreen

  • @koretechx1
    @koretechx1 Před 3 lety +23

    Sssooooo you seriously skipped the unforgivable scene where Dre perfectly replicates the cobra style he witnessed for 10 seconds and managed a one foot back flip that also delivered an impossible kick to his opponent's face? Sorry CinemaSins, but that's at least 45 sins on you right there.

  • @thereebstir9572
    @thereebstir9572 Před 4 lety +43

    My dad and I love this movie, but this video is hilarious.

  • @marcelito4oo
    @marcelito4oo Před 5 lety +374

    About the subtitles in Spongebob--that is actually a thing. Since Chinese is such a complex language, words said could actually be misinterpreted to mean different things, that is why subtitles are placed underneath, for clarification of the meaning.

    • @AKookieForYou
      @AKookieForYou Před 5 lety +13

      I was actually just about to comment that myself ^^

    • @warrenwilson6345
      @warrenwilson6345 Před 5 lety +19

      Also, those in southern China don’t speak Mandarin, but the writing is the same.

    • @gaiusmarius1457
      @gaiusmarius1457 Před 5 lety +22

      Not necessarily because it's complex... more like because it is vague (fluent in Chinese and English, translator for most of my life), no number or tense, huge number of homophones, and the tonal system on top. In addition, every province has a dialect and even some cities (Shanghai-ese). Some dialects can be easily understood by a Mandarin speaker and some are almost impossible to understand (goddamn Shanghai-ese). Qin Shi Huang united the writing, Mao united the language... apparently, one was more successful that the other. So, Chinese subtitles make sense and are ubiquitous in the media of the Greater China region.

    • @marcelito4oo
      @marcelito4oo Před 5 lety +1

      Gaius Marius how is that not complex...

    • @gaiusmarius1457
      @gaiusmarius1457 Před 5 lety +1

      Hahaha! I guess you're right. That does sound pretty complex. I think I'm like the frog being slow boiled... kinda used to all the annoyances but still ticked off by those annoyances.

  • @kurtcobain3426
    @kurtcobain3426 Před 5 lety +207

    8:56 Han stays solo, i see what you did there

    • @saber-jocky3436
      @saber-jocky3436 Před 5 lety +8

      You liked that but totally skipped over the Doctor Dre?

    • @steelhere5519
      @steelhere5519 Před 5 lety

      I'm an introvert, and I would have said no as well. But, if she insisted, she could spend the night with me.

    • @solaireofastora4227
      @solaireofastora4227 Před 5 lety +1

      That's the *point*

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc Před 2 měsíci

      Should he mention every single joke that existed in the entire video so you can be assured he didn't miss any of them?

  • @-Secret
    @-Secret Před 4 lety +57

    I heard a lot of the time when foreigners move to Asia they end up mostly hanging out with each other, so that's probably why he was so easily able to seek him out. Also I honestly enjoyed this movie a lot I found this movie fun as a child however I didn't know this was a remake to an original movie either, so I can understand why some people may prefer the older version, for me, as someone who can't compare since I've only seen one of them, I simply enjoyed the new movie.

  • @aritramaitra3341
    @aritramaitra3341 Před 3 lety +97

    This actually a pretty decent movie. I watched it before I watched the original karate kid so I think I could fully appreciate it. And I'm glad I did.

    • @domb.1522
      @domb.1522 Před 26 dny

      Your taste is trash🙂‍↔️

  • @RaijinKaze
    @RaijinKaze Před 5 lety +147

    The rocks are used in the table tennis board because its an outdoor one in a park. They don't bother to take it inside when it rains so a more permanent "net" is used instead of an actual net. An actual original net is quite flimsy and can easily get stolen or lost.

    • @FluffyDragon
      @FluffyDragon Před 5 lety +4

      So build like, a small metal bar across it? Or wood? Or plastic or anything really. That park looked pretty damn nice, no reason why they'd make a ping pong table with no net substitute surely

    • @johnsmithers781
      @johnsmithers781 Před 5 lety +11

      They didn't use a net because the only ones they had available were made in China

    • @Schulstand
      @Schulstand Před 5 lety +17

      Dude, never seen sports equipment that's been neglected by cities authorities? Whatever happened to that table, it's not getting repaired for another 10-15 years. Kids gotta improvise, adapt and overcome

    • @pvrify
      @pvrify Před 5 lety

      Schulstand lol nice bear grylls quote

    • @Quandry1
      @Quandry1 Před 5 lety +2

      Those rocks are a perfectly valid net substitute. They are easy to come by. And they are free. It's not a ridiculous choice at all.

  • @oanousiourgos7654
    @oanousiourgos7654 Před 4 lety +199

    "Is it possible that we my have a whole generation of bullies, not knowing they are bullies just because they haven't gone so far to throw hot noodles on their face?"
    Awesome observation. You may actually be on to something

  • @ramosjaime11
    @ramosjaime11 Před 3 lety +636

    Here's everything wrong with this movie.
    It ain't the real Karate Kid movie.

  • @DrMunch
    @DrMunch Před 3 lety +45

    “Robert the sponge who wears the quadrilateral trousers”

  • @astrobookwormsinger
    @astrobookwormsinger Před 5 lety +148

    "Not even Wakandans hang their jacket with arms crossed!" 😂😂😂

    • @doomphus
      @doomphus Před 5 lety

      Clara L. Young
      *_DO NOT READ MY NAME_*

  • @SIR1U5
    @SIR1U5 Před 5 lety +2803

    You forgot 100 sins for it being called Karate kid when it is set in China not Japan
    EDIT: thanks for the likes! nvr happens

    • @cullenstreeter451
      @cullenstreeter451 Před 5 lety +405

      More accurately, using Kung Fu instead of karate

    • @CeltycSparrow
      @CeltycSparrow Před 5 lety +212

      He should add another 100 sins for the title LYING to us....the title says The Karate Kid, yet, Jackie Chan teaches Will Smith's son Kung Fu and not Karate.

    • @renardmigrant
      @renardmigrant Před 5 lety +28

      I'm sorry but, why not China? The first one wasn't set in Japan either.

    • @cullenstreeter451
      @cullenstreeter451 Před 5 lety +131

      @@renardmigrant .... Do you not know how karate and Kung Fu work??? Okinawa is a JAPANESE island. They practice karate.
      Kung Fu is what is practiced in China. Almost exclusively. That, and even in the movie they say he learns KUNG FU

    • @michaelbaerga8932
      @michaelbaerga8932 Před 5 lety +7

      Correction Okinawa not Japan

  • @BattleRAAD
    @BattleRAAD Před 4 lety +8

    “Not even Wakandans hang up their jacket with their arms crossed” 😂 got me

  • @Flootyy
    @Flootyy Před 3 lety +13

    when he just rolls a clip and doesn't say anything and count it as a sin it's way too hilarious 💀

  • @aeroleo588
    @aeroleo588 Před 4 lety +259

    Take note on how when he Says “you’re the new dude in 305” it’s conveniently stated at 3:05 in the video. Minus 10 sins 😂

  • @FrisoTalks
    @FrisoTalks Před 5 lety +308

    Funny thing is, they actually both sub AND dub. They also sub native movies, because although everyone can read the characters, not everyone speaks Mandarin in China.

    • @DarkOps4
      @DarkOps4 Před 5 lety +2

      Friso Talks 66% speak mandarin

    • @Krakusization
      @Krakusization Před 5 lety +1

      You might want to recheck that math

    • @jess8847
      @jess8847 Před 5 lety

      +Arkanaji Thanks for pointing it out.

    • @Azirim5660
      @Azirim5660 Před 5 lety +12

      The actual sin for that moment should be that the subs shown in the TV show don't actually match up to the Chinese that you can hear LMAO

    • @tonywell5860
      @tonywell5860 Před 5 lety +1

      Friso Talks that’s only partly true. The reason to sub a movie is so that people who r deaf can enjoy them as well, western movies definitely should do the same .

  • @maygdhsnbd1212
    @maygdhsnbd1212 Před 4 lety +170

    Why is the movie called “KARATE kid” when there is absolutely NO Karate in the whole movie. HE IS LEARNING KUNG-FU AND NOT KARATE!!!!!

    • @supertvamizotvamizo4832
      @supertvamizotvamizo4832 Před 4 lety +14

      As a Karate practitioner I felt disrespect too

    • @samuellavoie3894
      @samuellavoie3894 Před 3 lety +6

      mamamamanansnsnanama really bro???? kung fu karate whatever thats not even the point of the movie, its about a kid who gets bullied and learn how to defend himself and also about a kid who needs a father and vice versa, its called karate kid and not kung fu kid, BIG DEAL right???? stop pretending you care just to belong

    • @maygdhsnbd1212
      @maygdhsnbd1212 Před 3 lety +9

      samuel lavoie lol I just pointed that out. I am not pretending to care just to belong. Should I feel obligated to feel like I belong to the people of the comment section?

    • @Gamingbookworm_4
      @Gamingbookworm_4 Před 3 lety +7

      samuel lavoie as someone who learns kungfu, it completely misunderstands Chinese culture, as karate is Japanese?

    • @maygdhsnbd1212
      @maygdhsnbd1212 Před 3 lety +1

      Gamingbookworm yep yep.

  • @michaelcampbell2390
    @michaelcampbell2390 Před 3 lety +6

    14:10 "doctor Dre" LMAO

  • @oscarhickenbotham2349
    @oscarhickenbotham2349 Před 4 lety +539

    01:57 'Detroit isn't a real place
    Eminem: bro wtf

    • @klaidiliazi
      @klaidiliazi Před 4 lety +10

      I DONT GET IT?

    • @ImZhald
      @ImZhald Před 4 lety +13

      @@klaidiliazi cuz Eminem lived in Detroit

    • @basedblackbeard4456
      @basedblackbeard4456 Před 4 lety +19

      @@ImZhald yeah but why did he say it wasnt a real place?

    • @JacobFinch
      @JacobFinch Před 4 lety +24

      @@basedblackbeard4456 because a bunch of android took over

    • @JacobFinch
      @JacobFinch Před 4 lety +16

      @ArcScion it all depends on whether or not Connor wants to be a lil bitch and fuck up lives 😂

  • @cenoflame21
    @cenoflame21 Před 5 lety +126

    There's a deleted scene where Jackie Chan and the other teacher fight, which is pretty cool.

  • @TheStarcoMarco
    @TheStarcoMarco Před 2 lety +5

    Movie title: The Karate Kid.
    The Protagonist in this movie: learns Kung Fu.

  • @elchango7031
    @elchango7031 Před 3 lety +44

    "another scene straight out of the original film"
    It's like it was a remake. Maybe. I don't know.

    • @realmrjangoon
      @realmrjangoon Před 3 lety +5

      well whether its a remake or not, it has 0 originality. it gives no reason to watch it rather than the actual karate kid

  • @MrHeracross
    @MrHeracross Před 5 lety +472

    I Wonder If This Is How You Watch Films With Your Family

  • @warreng675
    @warreng675 Před 5 lety +339

    The Fresh Prince of Hong Kong

  • @cavalry1213
    @cavalry1213 Před rokem +1

    “Robert the sponge who wears the quadrilateral trousers.” That took me out. 🤣🤣

  • @Axle_brug
    @Axle_brug Před 3 lety +5

    I like how the white kid dissapears in the middle of the movie

  • @mobphantom
    @mobphantom Před 5 lety +389

    When Jeremy said "The man said no. Leave us introverts alone. Literally."
    *_I felt that._*

    • @ExplosionMare
      @ExplosionMare Před 5 lety +5

      Me too

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII Před 5 lety +15

      As a fellow introvert I call this meeting adjourned now leave me alone.

    • @KyanbuXM
      @KyanbuXM Před 5 lety +3

      Maelseom
      Was not expecting that. But wow was that relatable.

    • @ultimatepotato713
      @ultimatepotato713 Před 5 lety +2

      “I’m an introvert and therefore need attention online and want everyone to know”

    • @ellayeet4143
      @ellayeet4143 Před 5 lety

      NO ONE CARES IF YOU'RE A INTROVERT

  • @WhalesHaveLegs
    @WhalesHaveLegs Před 4 lety +175

    6:14 that's a sin for saying "sensei," this is China, we say "shifu."

    • @jasontrinidad5925
      @jasontrinidad5925 Před 3 lety +8

      Like master shifu

    • @bustin1946
      @bustin1946 Před 3 lety +6

      @@jasontrinidad5925 shifu means master so I guess he shouldve sinned that movie for a redundant name

    • @potatolivesmatter3952
      @potatolivesmatter3952 Před 3 lety

      @@bustin1946 SHIFU IS HIS NAME YOU CHINESE GUY

    • @bustin1946
      @bustin1946 Před 3 lety

      @@potatolivesmatter3952 yes and...?

    • @Idk_7274
      @Idk_7274 Před 3 lety

      Good point

  • @luckywonderer4068
    @luckywonderer4068 Před 3 lety +4

    comon, the joke of hil learning "nothing" then hangs up the jacket, that's good

  • @CalistFitness
    @CalistFitness Před 3 lety +8

    The skateboard is the most interesting character in the movie

  • @magnolias
    @magnolias Před 5 lety +652

    You missed a sin: Justin Bieber in the credits.

  • @hitzcritz
    @hitzcritz Před 5 lety +1502

    "Dude, I'm from Detroit"
    *DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN*

    • @forgetjb2693
      @forgetjb2693 Před 5 lety +15

      HitzCritz why did he say Detroit not a real place

    • @hitzcritz
      @hitzcritz Před 5 lety +6

      @@forgetjb2693 it's a joke...

    • @endorrr
      @endorrr Před 5 lety +16

      BOOM 28 STAB WOUNDS

    • @acquisitionsmetals
      @acquisitionsmetals Před 5 lety +3

      @@endorrr you really didn't give him a chance to live did you

    • @xnation131
      @xnation131 Před 5 lety +4

      how the fuck can he put in the entire movie and not get his videos taken down

  • @n_mare463
    @n_mare463 Před 3 lety +5

    14:27 They actually show respect and decide to be Han's students after Han vs Master Li's fight after the tournament, which is a deleted scene. Li starts a fight with Han and Han beats him but shows mercy, which was the exact opposite of what Li thought his students and how he treated them, and doesn't throw the final punch not to humiliate him in front of his students. Dragon students see that even though their Master lost, he's still been forgiven so they go to Han and show him their respect. Long story short, it wasn't an instant change of heart.

  • @LeoS.B.Rosevillte
    @LeoS.B.Rosevillte Před 2 lety +6

    It isn't Karate, It's Kung-Fu!

  • @OOoo-tg4cn
    @OOoo-tg4cn Před 5 lety +2040

    Instead of cinemasins, just make ur name Sinema

    • @Moodo76
      @Moodo76 Před 5 lety +95

      That sounds like something that relieves you from constipation...

    • @areuokayinthere
      @areuokayinthere Před 5 lety +49

      Sinful enema?

    • @areuokayinthere
      @areuokayinthere Před 5 lety +45

      @@Lime-qf9de r/wooosh

    • @areuokayinthere
      @areuokayinthere Před 5 lety +40

      @@Lime-qf9de My r/wooosh was also a joke. Not today buckaroo ;)

    • @JR-sc2dr
      @JR-sc2dr Před 5 lety +15

      Max Kaminski r/shutthehellupwithrwooosh

  • @jazzora
    @jazzora Před 5 lety +644

    "It's not Karate, mom. It's kung fu."
    The literal title: The *Karate* Kid

    • @Via_Satellite
      @Via_Satellite Před 5 lety +2

      Yeah

    • @BooshMeBaby
      @BooshMeBaby Před 5 lety +14

      I spent most of my youth saying the exact same phrase. Maybe there's an irony in it. Most older generation people think karate when they think martial arts because karate had a greater exposure in the west.

    • @delxsm
      @delxsm Před 5 lety +1

      BooshMeBaby yeah until I found out other martial arts

    • @weelearnng4452
      @weelearnng4452 Před 5 lety

      +1000sins

    • @Horsley-Green
      @Horsley-Green Před 5 lety +1

      BrotherSquidman The reason this movie is called that is because the producer of the original movie worked on it and he wouldn’t let anyone involved in this movie change the title.

  • @joaquincavazos8487
    @joaquincavazos8487 Před 3 lety +1

    "...and that's how Mrs. Packer got abandoned at an airport." THAT FUCKING KILLED ME

  • @hmg789
    @hmg789 Před 3 lety +2

    Here's a sin from original Karate Kid: in Cobra Kai , Johnny attributes his failures to the breakup with alli, yet we notice in the beginning before the beach scene, he's riding around on his enduro with his buds and even refuses a drink, he's the "Ex De Generate......8am tomorrow im a senior and i got one year to make it all work and that's what i'm goto do"..........(seems he's pretty content and motivated and, obviously he and alli had already broken up at that point....

  • @TheGhostOfTK
    @TheGhostOfTK Před 5 lety +523

    Dre: it's not karate mom
    Title: Am I a joke to you?

  • @TranNhuThinh
    @TranNhuThinh Před 5 lety +153

    Yes, tv shows in china for chinese people need subtitles. Because they write the same, but speak diferently. Cantonese, Mandarin and dozen more local languages

  • @jennybennett7531
    @jennybennett7531 Před 3 lety +5

    “Would kids in China really need their Robert the sponge who wears quadrilateral trousers both dubbed and subtitled”
    He says while speaking English with English subtitles.
    Also you know deaf people do exist in China

  • @real_lampcap
    @real_lampcap Před 13 dny +1

    I just rewatched this last night and I forgot how genuinely good it was. Jackie Chan is amazing obviously, and Jaden was actually pretty good too. The fact that he actually trained for months before production is wow.

  • @-Pollux-
    @-Pollux- Před 5 lety +580

    Wait a second.. the title says [ the karate kid ] but Jackie Chan is teaching [ Kung Fu ] ....

  • @KansasCitian
    @KansasCitian Před 5 lety +39

    “Creativity does not exist in this dojo” the Hollywood story

  • @kingarthur1092
    @kingarthur1092 Před 3 lety +8

    I like to think this guy is married, so at home is wife is like:
    "Honey, I need you to stop saying everything I do wrong"
    "Breaking the fourth wall. DING." And he rings a tiny bell.

  • @ryancaballero5413
    @ryancaballero5413 Před 4 lety +8

    Sees title
    Me: Everything

  • @Jadkinsa1
    @Jadkinsa1 Před 5 lety +210

    It's only taken 8.5 years for the vid, nice

  • @erinjackson8119
    @erinjackson8119 Před 5 lety +66

    I can't believe he didn't sin the Justin Beiber and Jaden Smith Never Say Never end credits

  • @lamcb.9476
    @lamcb.9476 Před 4 lety +30

    Hey leave that mourning scene with Jackie Chan alone, it’s a well acted impactful scene. I remember needing to pauze the movie to cry for a bit

    • @kaylena4209
      @kaylena4209 Před 3 lety +6

      Still not as good as the Mr Miyagi 1984 version.

    • @kaylena4209
      @kaylena4209 Před 2 lety

      @@tru3boc wdym dude? That scene with Pat Morita drunkenly mourning the death of his wife and child in an army camp is haunting. Yes he mumbles but most people can understand the message and what he's saying. A man who seems so happy haunted by such a devastating loss. "The first American born miyagi, waiting to be born" is honestly heart breaking.

    • @kaylena4209
      @kaylena4209 Před 2 lety

      @@tru3boc Don't get me wrong that scene with Jackie Chan is the best part of the remake, and Jackie Chan gave a good performance but Pat Morita is something else in those films. Especially when you hear his real voice

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 Před 3 lety +7

    In the original, Mr. Miyagi didn't have Daniel doing repetitive actions with no purpose in and of themselves. Instead, Daniel was performing actual constructive tasks that were secretly training his muscle memory for karate, and the way this is revealed to the character and the audience is magical. The "jacket on, jacket off" nonsense doesn't even come close to capturing that same magic.

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 Před 11 měsíci

      Yeah. In the original KK, Daniel was getting tasks done while learning muscle memory, painting fence, waxing cars, etc. But the picking up the jacket repetitively wasn't getting anything done, it was just 100% mindless repeating.

  • @chrome317_8
    @chrome317_8 Před 5 lety +439

    I used to have this movie on a tiny dvd for my old psp... Used to watch it on long car rides

    • @johnbeer5242
      @johnbeer5242 Před 5 lety +1

      Cameron Meredith 😂 👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @wyattb3138
      @wyattb3138 Před 5 lety +1

      Me too!

    • @matthewclermont1
      @matthewclermont1 Před 5 lety +6

      I'm 19, not only do I still have my PSP but I still watch this movie on it in the car as well.

    • @cyatram
      @cyatram Před 5 lety

      Matthew Clermont I have one too!

    • @abrto__1517
      @abrto__1517 Před 5 lety +4

      Cameron Meredith lol the UMD disc for psp i used those too for movies

  • @Saruman38
    @Saruman38 Před 5 lety +141

    "Would kids in China really need their Robert the sponge who wears the quadrilateral trousers both dubbed and subtitled?"
    Yes they really need it, since Chinese isn't a single language but a family of between 7 to 10 different languages, without counting the numerous dialects that vary significantly from one area to the next, plus all the non-Chinese languages spoken in China (like Tibetan, Uyghur, etc...). On the other hand, they do use a similar written language all across the country, based on the dialect spoken in and around Beijing, hence the subtitles.

    • @linusdn2777
      @linusdn2777 Před 5 lety +15

      Saruman38 cinemasins obviously refuse to do any research whatsoever

    • @japanuke960
      @japanuke960 Před 5 lety

      was about to comment that.

    • @arantripathi1810
      @arantripathi1810 Před 5 lety +3

      Saruman38 u know, copying and pasting can only get so far.....

    • @Shalalacls
      @Shalalacls Před 5 lety +1

      Was just about to write that, thank you.

    • @JM-wb8cg
      @JM-wb8cg Před 5 lety +2

      But the chinese voice over doesnt match the subtitles

  • @FibonacciSnow
    @FibonacciSnow Před rokem +1

    "Hon stay solo" 😂 8:55

  • @HipHipHeredia
    @HipHipHeredia Před 3 lety +2

    2 years later and this still cracks me up 4:50 "His spine survives this" Yo this dude is wild...HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero Před 5 lety +2998

    When you do Infinity War, I hope you remove multiple sins for Thor’s Wakanda entrance.
    EDIT: Dammit

    • @thexman6138
      @thexman6138 Před 5 lety +121

      MegaSoulHero and cap entrance and the guardians of the galaxy intro too.

    • @CosmicLightSkin
      @CosmicLightSkin Před 5 lety +107

      And Dr. Strange vs Thanos fight

    • @Nani-zl8mq
      @Nani-zl8mq Před 5 lety +39

      The Xman and where is Gamora? Scene too

    • @ayandemthembu6729
      @ayandemthembu6729 Před 5 lety +12

      Yah exactly
      I'm with you on that one

    • @fishbulb3926
      @fishbulb3926 Před 5 lety +99

      I figure they’ll either remove half the sins at the snap, or make a joke about not doing that, but the sin counter itself disintegrates.

  • @theSubzero1919
    @theSubzero1919 Před 5 lety +60

    Most important sin: It is called KARATE kid but he is being taught and using KUNGFU

    • @MLF4468
      @MLF4468 Před 5 lety +1

      Sokrates kongfu and karate are literally the same thing

    • @johndinhvo
      @johndinhvo Před 5 lety +16

      Mathias Fraenkel no they are not. Karate is a form of martial arts, like Alkido, Judo, Taekwondo . Kung Fu, well correct me if I'm wrong, is a generic name for Chinese martial arts (Shaolin for example). So they are totally different

    • @aesthetic_sauce
      @aesthetic_sauce Před 5 lety +2

      Mathias Fraenkel no they’re fucking not

    • @brownscroom4332
      @brownscroom4332 Před 4 lety +1

      @@MLF4468 karate means self defence... Kung fu means hard work and to perfect a skill... Ever notice shaolin monks go through pain yes in karate the only pain i see is the splits... Fyi kung fu has many forms. Karate is just... Self defence theres no special way of fighting

  • @Xecutioner62
    @Xecutioner62 Před 2 lety +1

    CANT BELIEVE Cibema Sins missed the ending where Mr. Li saw his students respecting Mr. Han and then is laying on the floor right after💀

  • @vroonvfx5112
    @vroonvfx5112 Před 3 lety +1

    The nepotism part killed me

  • @JLConawayII
    @JLConawayII Před 5 lety +904

    Why isn't this called "The Kung Fu Kid"? This is like having a movie titled "The Truck Driver" and it's all about someone riding a motorcycle the entire movie.

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 Před 5 lety +33

      Because it would flop.

    • @dickmelsonlupot7697
      @dickmelsonlupot7697 Před 5 lety +19

      @@jp3813
      Ever heard of Kung Fu Hustle?? Anything with the words Kung Fu is gonna get some attention

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 Před 5 lety +45

      +Dickmelson Lupot The studio obviously wanted to capitalize on The Karate Kid nostalgia to ensure the movie's success.

    • @lennalcantara5863
      @lennalcantara5863 Před 5 lety

      1

    • @silogreen8976
      @silogreen8976 Před 5 lety +16

      That doesn't really matter. What matters is the main character is black and Jackie Chan is in it. Fuck getting terms right. That's Will Smith's sperm doing this movie!

  • @friendlyneighborhoodyang315
    @friendlyneighborhoodyang315 Před 4 lety +173

    So no sin for the fact the spongebob started off with a English intro but then skipped all the way to the half of a episode

    • @vaughnrob4548
      @vaughnrob4548 Před 4 lety +13

      No, honestly, that is how dubbed cartoons work. In my country, the Philippines, Spongebob has its English opening but is dubbed on the whole episode.

    • @juanmanuelcorrea7673
      @juanmanuelcorrea7673 Před 4 lety +1

      @@vaughnrob4548 For real? The Spanish version of SpongeBob has Spanish lyrics.

  • @mr.muffin7399
    @mr.muffin7399 Před 3 lety +4

    The fire healing is actually a thing in real life

  • @jadenmckinney3489
    @jadenmckinney3489 Před 3 lety +2

    Dude when he mentioned The Star Wars part on the train ride I lost it

  • @gc9850
    @gc9850 Před 5 lety +96

    FUN FACT: Everywhere else in the world, pretty much, this movie is called The Kung-Fu Kid because of it taking place in China and kung-fu being the martial art over there. Karate is from Japan but they still called the movie The Karate Kid for being more marketable and for nostalgia over the original films.

    • @ItMeRishi
      @ItMeRishi Před 5 lety

      Wild Card I watched it in the Middle East and it was still called the Karate Kid. At least, I’m pretty sure.

    • @jay_games9802
      @jay_games9802 Před 5 lety

      Wild Card wrong

    • @danucciguzman
      @danucciguzman Před 5 lety

      Wild Card
      The Kung Fu Kid WAS the film's original title before it got nixed by Jerry Weintraub.

  • @flywingcpy7121
    @flywingcpy7121 Před 5 lety +80

    In China there is actually lots of ping pong web made of stones.
    because it is easier to find bricks on the street than waiting some adult to come and build something actual.

    • @flywingcpy7121
      @flywingcpy7121 Před 5 lety +2

      M R why would anyone steal a ping pong net. For fishing???

    • @mrnobody6354
      @mrnobody6354 Před 5 lety +1

      You'd be surprised the sort of things people steal here, basically anything can be stolen will be. Any waist high surface can be turned into a ping pong table, but a net is what makes it real, so a lot of public places won't replace the stolen net with a new one, or perhaps they never had a real net to begin with. At least that's my interpretation.

    • @flywingcpy7121
      @flywingcpy7121 Před 5 lety +3

      Sir Digby Chicken Caesar I mean I’m from China I’ve heard about stealing toilet paper. But I just don’t understand stealing ping pong net lol. And the ping pong table around my home town usually have built-in brick net with the table if its been there a few years. But new ones will have actual net and prettier table. I guess thats progression.

  • @imaginationcreation7772
    @imaginationcreation7772 Před 3 lety +3

    “Detroit is not a real place” that’s a sin right then and there

    • @andymiller7390
      @andymiller7390 Před 3 lety

      It's a sin that you don't know that that was a joke.

  • @insertbizarrenamehere1236

    6:48 its a ancient way of chinese healing

  • @mybackisinpain9660
    @mybackisinpain9660 Před 5 lety +307

    After the daddy died part j couldn't take the movie seriously

    • @timy9197
      @timy9197 Před 5 lety

      That how I felt once the trailer was released

    • @vaughnmiller921
      @vaughnmiller921 Před 5 lety +1

      And the songs

    • @TheKpa11
      @TheKpa11 Před 5 lety

      Life is strange?

    • @UDGMTVLINK
      @UDGMTVLINK Před 5 lety

      Who is subbin to me??

    • @vaughnmiller921
      @vaughnmiller921 Před 5 lety +5

      Underground Music Ent no one is subbing to you stop self advertising and actually make good content

  • @davionarchie807
    @davionarchie807 Před 5 lety +588

    “Jacket on... Jack it off”

  • @andres.rivera.1821
    @andres.rivera.1821 Před 3 lety

    The fact that this video is 3x longer than The Last Airbender is comcerning

  • @anothercasual4575
    @anothercasual4575 Před 4 lety +10

    "Detroit is not a real place" - Cinemasins 2019

  • @babserella2778
    @babserella2778 Před 5 lety +850

    Actually, yes -- Chinese children WOULD need their Spongebob both dubbed AND subtitled. All Chinese media has subtitles because the dialects are so different that someone who speaks, say, Mandarin might have trouble understanding someone who speaks, say, Cantonese. But the Chinese characters mean the same for every speaker. So, yeah. It would be sin-worthy if it were NOT subtitled.

    • @hitlord
      @hitlord Před 5 lety +46

      Thank you, was about to comment this.

    • @MsKassandraKotaku
      @MsKassandraKotaku Před 5 lety +36

      Just a small addition to the fact that their are multiple dialects. There are Traditional Chinese characters and Simplified. So they do look different...but Simplified is used extensively in Mainland China while Traditional is used more often in Taiwan or Hong Kong. I think breaking it down to the spoken dialects confuses this point a little...so just adding to your comment here, not correcting it.

    • @hylianro
      @hylianro Před 5 lety +3

      He’s American give the man a break

    • @GalanDun
      @GalanDun Před 5 lety +8

      Wouldn't it be easier to just subtitle it?

    • @EggsDeinony
      @EggsDeinony Před 5 lety +5

      I've bought movies from China before and they did always have english AND chinese subtitles despite the characters speaking Chinese but I never knew why - now I know! that's cool, thanks for that!

  • @wumbosaurus9121
    @wumbosaurus9121 Před 5 lety +116

    "Not sure any 12-year-old should even HAVE abs... like... that s*it feels genetically enhanced and wrong."
    *Insert Spartan II programe*

    • @Tony-og5up
      @Tony-og5up Před 5 lety +9

      Dude, It is not harmful for a child to be fit like that. It is in the Medical books. I was like that at probably 10 years old. My Father was a Career Soldier. My older brother and I worked out and ran with him everyday. I'm Retired Army and 71 years old and still VERY fit. So is my brother, who is 75. It's called exercise and proper diet and living clean. Both of my children are still in the Army and very fit and they were started out young as I was, and maintained their fitness. As well as my brothers Son. You don't need enhancement to be fit. Look over CZcams and you can see MANY Asian Kids that look the same way, and even younger. Why? They are not spoiled and don't watch TV and play games or on a PC all freaking day, like most of the USA kids are and have been for 30 years now. They work, train, eat proper and have PARENTAL guidance while they are young. Unlike many US parents that could give a shit that their kids weigh 50 to 100 pounds overweight, eat garbage, with no exercise, and NO guidance what so ever. All kids should look something like Jaden Smith. I'm proud of the kid and don't even know him. I do know he is a good person. He's worth $8M bucks and is involved in all kinds of charities and drives for clean drinking water, etc. That is a good person. One with dedication and drive. Which the US kids have none.

    • @nicholasharvey4393
      @nicholasharvey4393 Před 5 lety +1

      Tony Generalising much? Most American kids probably don't play on a PC anyway, since they assume consoles to be superior.

    • @myman8336
      @myman8336 Před 5 lety

      @@Tony-og5up
      Very true

    • @wumbosaurus9121
      @wumbosaurus9121 Před 5 lety +1

      Tony
      Yeah I know, I was just making a joke about what Jeremy said. I was pretty damn fit and had abs at roughly the same age as well. It's not that weird, if kids train well then they will have abs. Interesting to know your story though.

    • @kaeking86
      @kaeking86 Před 5 lety

      I had a six pack at 10.... Its called being and athlete

  • @SuperGunzzzzz
    @SuperGunzzzzz Před 4 lety +2

    This man thinks u cant carry a skate board onto a plane 😂

  • @GreenSleeves1066
    @GreenSleeves1066 Před 3 lety +1

    nah the fly swatter scene was straight gold

  • @BunnyB00B00
    @BunnyB00B00 Před 5 lety +29

    “Why would Han stay solo here” lmaooooo

  • @MyCakePop
    @MyCakePop Před 5 lety +352

    Jackie Chan alone made me watch this film. Freakin love that dam man.

    • @war.neverchanges
      @war.neverchanges Před 5 lety +6

      No one wouldnt watch it if jackie chan name wasnt on the film cover!!!... will smith isnt in it so theres nothing here

    • @awesomeness967
      @awesomeness967 Před 5 lety +1

      you _love_ Jackie Chan? lmaoooo westerners are really ignorant lol makes sense I guess the media never covers jackie chan's crimes and fucked up life

    • @veniak996
      @veniak996 Před 5 lety +3

      mono drama bruh the fuck... hes a great guy! not a saint, sure, but a nice guy nonetheless

    • @supermysticsonic2
      @supermysticsonic2 Před 5 lety +2

      mono drama nobody cares

    • @leonkuo8019
      @leonkuo8019 Před 5 lety +3

      mono drama what crimes did he commit?

  • @eMeSTy
    @eMeSTy Před 8 měsíci

    I love how the Detroit dude is just like "Im gonna watch this kid butcher Chinese and laugh about it later before I tell him that I don't speak Chinese."

  • @argentin2306
    @argentin2306 Před rokem +2

    Fun fact, when Jackie Chan was contacted to make the movie, he asked for his script of the film's "Daniel San" because he thought he was going to act as it, the producers had to explain him that he was going to be the film's "Miyagi"

  • @haydngilchrist8619
    @haydngilchrist8619 Před 4 lety +70

    5:55 "They run into these guys everywhere, are they cloned?!"
    That's racist *DING*

    • @epiccrusader2029
      @epiccrusader2029 Před 4 lety +5

      it's not racist it's only racist if they mean it in a mean way

    • @sergioperez3721
      @sergioperez3721 Před 4 lety

      He wasn’t referring to race in any way.

    • @haydngilchrist8619
      @haydngilchrist8619 Před 4 lety

      It was a cinema sins joke, guys 🙄🤦‍♂️😂

    • @sergioperez3721
      @sergioperez3721 Před 4 lety

      Haydn Gilchrist yeah Ik, but the joke doesn’t make sense.

    • @haydngilchrist8619
      @haydngilchrist8619 Před 4 lety

      Max Viv If he was referring to race it would be him making the joke, not me 🙄 it sounds racist, he didn't mean it to sound racist, that's the joke

  • @goofybutserious4807
    @goofybutserious4807 Před 5 lety +175

    "I will teach you Kung Fu"
    But this is KARATE kid.

    • @AdderTude
      @AdderTude Před 5 lety +12

      In my mind, this movie is why Cobra Kai exists.

    • @royalspoonlord4623
      @royalspoonlord4623 Před 4 lety

      This makes more sense when you don’t get it.

  • @bitterz7822
    @bitterz7822 Před 2 lety +1

    The fact that it’s called “Karate Kid” but then he learns Kung Fu instead… that’s what disappointed me the most

  • @rylebautista7463
    @rylebautista7463 Před 4 lety +24

    This film: a remake of the other movie
    CS: thats illegal

  • @IamaPERSON
    @IamaPERSON Před 5 lety +104

    "Wax on, wax off."

    • @neilcognito
      @neilcognito Před 5 lety +1

      I am a PERSON Had mad Nicki Minaj ft Beyonce Felling myself vibes after reading this comment...and i must say, that's not Okay...Not Okay I tell yah!

    • @hannah1948
      @hannah1948 Před 5 lety

      hahahahaha!!!!!

    • @Crosskage
      @Crosskage Před 5 lety +2

      "Yeah go wax off"

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 Před 5 lety +1

      Yeah, we all know why they did it, but changing it to "jacket on, jack it off" wasn't really an improvement...

    • @XPSGames
      @XPSGames Před 5 lety

      Crosskage I love a wild DBZA reference.

  • @polarisgemini52
    @polarisgemini52 Před 5 lety +243

    WHY IS NOBODY SINNING THE FACT THAT THIS MOVIE IS CALLED KARATE KID AND THERE IS NO KARATE IN THE WHOLEASS MOVIE
    ONE BILLION SINS FOR THAT

  • @facelesscat1138
    @facelesscat1138 Před rokem +2

    I remember I saw this movie years ago, it was on tv and I had nothing else to watch. I vaguely remembered it, what I remembered the most was that I couldn't for the life of me tell whether the main character was a male or female.

  • @Mohahmed121
    @Mohahmed121 Před 2 lety +3

    This movie kinda low-key put mud in the face of the original movies…