9:00
Imagine driving at night, saying to yourself, "Aw man. I can't see!" Then turning on your brights only to find this staring *_right back at you_*
"Or normal!"
*Oz was found dead in front of a computer the next day, seemingly have dying of laughter.*
1:50
I. Freaking. DIED.
I must have listened to his laugh about 5 times and nearly died of laughter myself.
i am SO sorry if this is weird but sometimes when im curious about somebodys pfp ill go to their account and look at their stuff and i love your music taste so much
@@hayleeLM0A9 PLS I HAVENT UPDATED THE PLAYLISTS IN FOREVER BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH
Emkay’s wheeze laugh: you can’t defeat me
Any other reddit reader: I know. But he can.
Oz’s laugh:
I dont know. Have you heard the laugh of One Topic At a Time? Its pretty adorable
Which Emk? Damian or Zack? Also Emk and Oz should do a collaboration video if they haven't already
I watch them both as palette cleaners with horror videos in between to be categorized
If you mean Zach yeah Oz beats him but Damian...I don’t know...its a tough one
If you want a real blursed image: compare Oz’s avatar to the Wizard of Oz.
Or professor ozpin from rwby. When I first started watching him that’s where my mind went when I saw it
Mom: Full time job as mom.
Kid: dies
Me: that's God ways of saying that you're fired.
2:40 I wanted a skull made out of eggs, not an alien who smoked 3 pounds of marijuana
"That's not a dog that's a hippo!"
Me:
Me: and I said that's not a camel that's my wife!!
"Local reddit anime man rapidly devolves into caveman noises at images on the internet"
Anime? Feel as if it's more cartoon or natural draw then anime but your opinion
0:44
Oz Media, small brain: "Giving thе baby away"
Me, big brain: *_Y E E T U S T H A T F E T U S_*
8:36
the comments about this time stamp are either one of these two things:
"haha, that is funny, ozmedia!"
or
"TWO TRUCKS"
We need an entire episode of Mini Oz.
And we should start with the best...
without a doubt...
subreddit:
you know it allready dont you?
r/cursedimages
Pikachux_pert Cursed images isn't that cursed anymore, it's just turned into HAHAH FUNNY IMAGE instead of actually cursed images
@@proudcrabowner dont worry...
there will be some if mini oz gets to be the star in an episode.
(With that i mean that he get to be present in the whole episode,he is allways the star if he shows up...)
I’d like to comment on 11:25,
“You move the mouse, you move the house”
Thank you for your time
no no I mean if you have reddit you can find that post and comment on it xd
"That's not a dog...
*_THAT'S A HIPPO!_* "
Are y’all stupid?
It’s obviously a gorilla!
(This is a joke. Please don’t take this seriously. I’ve had people take my jokes seriously before, so I basically always say this when making a joke)
I think you all need to get your eyes checked. With that shell it can only be one thing... It's an armadillo. 🤭
3:55
The instant the word “shovel” was shown I realized this kids last name is “Haddad”
As in, “Had a dad”
Oz was right, this kids going places-
“Are you trying to speed run how fast you can break your neck?” is a sentence I didn’t know I would like hearing
No one:
Oz: p a r a c e n t a m o l
Oz: laughs
me: *precious* 👌
I wish the Eddy Murphy eyes would light up red in the dark or whilst slowing down
Literally no one:
Oz making a video: *giggling at everything*
In his older ones he hardly laughed at all but now he laughs at literally anything
Me with Alzheimer’s: who am I
(Opens closet)
Also me: oh at least I know I’m an orphan.
Sorry, I don't get it, can you explain it please?
Edit: thanks, also, haha I'm not below you
He forgets who he is, then he opens the closet then he realised he's an orphan
Me: "and then I said! Thats not my dog. THAT'S A HIPPO! HAHAHAHAHA
*Slaps knee*
Random audience member:
"Please don't slap my knees"
Nobody:
Oz: L A M A Y O
oz: "Blursed Images"
me: "lord forgive me for what I'm about to do" (looks at thumbnail)
Oz laughing is absolutely adorable, especially when he can't even make a comprehensible sentence
I would like to personally start a petition to get an unedited 2 hour long video of tired Oz filming Blursed Images at 3am
One time CZcams said "Is this a good recommendation for you?" It was Dorime for 10 hours.
You have so much personality especially for a reddit youtuber. Definitely my favourite.
Your laughter makes this wholesome
You know, your laugh seems to be evenly matched against Damien who also has a contagious laugh. I like you both, no homo.
"head of eddie murphy" *two trucks intensifies*
Is Oz okay? I think he’s stood up to long and EVERYTHING is absolutely hilarious to him.
Dad: “why are you laughing so loud!?”
Me: “A FENCE OF *me being a hyena* CRAYONS”
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me: *”offensive crayons... not a fence of crayons...”*
Everytime Oz says "oh, dear god" i imagine him saying deer instead of dear like and it looks like this: "oh, deer god"
11:05
“That’s not a dog, that’s a hippo”. Me: “hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right”
I have a folder in my phone labeled Blursed Images and there's over 200 pictures in there
6:21 he's trying to clip through the tub
"How to stop a gambling addiction"
*i'm feeling lucky*
**Gets an ad**
6:40
Voldemort: awww my widdle death eaters ❤
I had to I'm sorry 😂
Honestly though... Either he or dumbs( sorry if you are pro-Dumbledore or anything like that. Just can't stand muiptive people like that) would do this.
What a coincidence, I’m also watching this at 3AM and the demons in my closet are vibing with me.
@Oz Media
thank you so much for checking off one of my internet goals. One of my reddit posts made it to your video and I nearly choked on my chicken nugget. Very cool man, you made my week!
Someone: makes mediocre joke
Oz: W H E E Z E
0:45 I would say Kobe but I can’t because he never threw any babies as far as I know
If I ever find a batman costume in my closet after getting alzheimers my first thought would probably be.
OH RIGHT MY PARENTS ARE DEAD
It feels like my ribs are ripping apart my lungs but I'm at school so I just have to suffer in silence.
6:21
"What are you doin?"
HES DOIN THE OLYMPIC DIVE WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S DOIN?!
Thank you Oz, I was in a really depressive state and rewatching your chaotic energy helped me greatly
If you come up behind that Eddie Murphy head
Yell “I’m looking down, I’m looking down!”
When your doctor prescribes you paracentamol instead of paracetamol
I HAVE THOSE FRIGGING OFFENSIVE CRAYONS THEY ARE AMAZING
The trem "I can't breathe" does not describe how hilarious this is. keep up the amazing work Oz. ŁØVĘ ýõü'ęř wóŕķ
8:34
"I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder."
PETA:protects animal
People:don’t feed their nintendog for 15 years
PETA: ...
People: ...
PETA: STOP
also PETA: let’s eat a rabbit whole
Do you remember the time they "saved" thousands of sea lobsters by throwing them into a river? And how they immediately died?
@@sungazer8604
Don't they also euthanize most of the pets in their ”care"? As in, even the ones that aren't sick/dying?
The only thing worse than a fanatic is a hypocritical fanatic; we have to listen to their "saving the animals" B.S. while at the same time knowing they kill animals.
Alright OZ, I think it's time we both go to sleep. It's very late at night and we are both clearly very sleep deprived. XD
Imagine just playing a video game you’re walking around in the dark you have a really dim flashlight and you see that Eddie Murphy head. Pure terror
1:51 is my favorite part- that laugh is everything. ;-;
8:45 Then you can play the sweet new road game of "how long 'till I start thinking it's judging me?"
7:08 SQUIP WHEN TF DID YOU GET INTO A TV
8:38 ah... Lemoned Demon
7:42 I'm a Turk and I thought worst part of İstanbul was traffic...I changed my mind...
Oz is 1000% wholesome and hearing him laugh over the mirror girl is making my heart fucking smile. Thank you for coming to my ted talk
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
this i - nice -
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
There is nothing greater than 3am videos, watching a guy steadily throw himself into madness for internet karma. Keep it up!
"Hey! Wanna see a picture of a pikachu made of butter?"
"Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it."
I just found your channel, but I love it! You're hilarious. I love your laugh.
@@bluefoxy6478 I juul fond ur chnel,, b lo v I! Y're is hilrous.i lv u r lauf.
No one:
Oz during all of this crap: * wheezeing slowly getting louder and more *w h e e z e* by the second *
9:57 That's a paw under that shell... what have you done to your dog.
6:50 imagine a first grader tricking his friend to put his nose into the open scented scissors and *snip*
1:35 Imagine that you wake up at 3 am and in your kitchen was that. ಠ_ಠ
8:36
I'm gonna say what we're all thinking: ᵗʷᵒ ᵗʳᵘᶜᵏˢ
I love when you do the videos at 3AM. Your laughter is sometimes better than the images.
8:38 LEMON DEMON!!!
Did you know: You can make Holy water by boiling the hell out of it.
I got this joke .5 seconds after I read it and now I'm just laghing at it. 🤣
6:30 I'm shaking, that's honestly such a scary picture
you can tell it's three am. at three am, EVERYTHING is funny.
I actually saw this vid at 2:46am early in the morning...
Good morning by the way...
Ooh scented scissors!
*Sniffs scissors*
The next day.
'Oh my god, what happened to you Timmy?'
I sniffed my scissors
"CORRECTION! He joined my nose less army"
That shark with human teeth is still with me, even months later.
knew I was in for an interesting video after seeing both that thumbnail and that first image
I sent you the dog pic that’s the thumbnail to you on Twitter so it made me happy seeing it. Never mind mine was a little different
Your videos are wayyy better than they were 6mos ago. Youno longer sound like a soft rock radio DJ . Keep up the laughter and excited tone😂
3:17 I work at a Whataburger in Texas and am now worried about going to work for the rest of forever
3:36 regarding the mouse, I myself don’t like using deep fryers at home for frying small batches of foods, because they take forever to heat and lose a lot of heat when the frozen foods are added, but I digress. After I had made some crab Rangoons for my daughters birthday I left the oil pot to cool overnight, well it ended up being left next to the stove for the weekend before I realized that it wasn’t taken care of. I go to strain it and see a frog 🐸, in it. It didn’t fry to death, so it clearly suffocated in the viscous liquid. It was a small bull frog, and how it ended up in there is likely due to my house is being about 20-30 yards (18 meters- 27 meters) from a reservoir that is behind my house and I wouldn’t be surprised if one of my cats hadn’t been playing with it leading to it’s death by oil. I’m still not quite sure on the full picture of how it happened, but now when I’m cooling down any oil it goes straight into the oven if possible, I still feel bad for that lil’ critters untimely death.
1:38
They just watched that shitty truth or dare movie
this episode made me laugh more than any other
"I CaNt EvEn????"
-Oz
That pikachu made of butter: I want to die
Oz: l can't read this
Also Oz: A GAME CALLED MY KIDS
run mini-oz!
“What’s your favorite game?”
I dint get this but now I’m dying
Juan Cortez Muro no
Juan Cortez Muro nah