How It's Actually Made - Chocolate Chip Cookies

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  • čas přidán 29. 08. 2024
  • Chocolate Chip Cookies may be the most popular dessert in America. See what makes them so delicious in this video.
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  • @mzdiamondlover
    @mzdiamondlover Před 4 lety +6498

    “300 minutes Fahrenheit”
    Definitely saying that in the kitchen now.

    • @KtheKing01
      @KtheKing01 Před 4 lety +132

      First name Last name
      don't forget to set it at 7 degrees

    • @alexcat6141
      @alexcat6141 Před 4 lety +16

      Wait, didn't I see you in the comments the other day?????

    • @strawber3seal_77
      @strawber3seal_77 Před 3 lety +13

      that's only 5 degrees...

    • @tidodickson2096
      @tidodickson2096 Před 3 lety +10

      Pls go work your hardest, so you can go work at one of gordon ramsay's restaurants, wait for him to inspect your area, then yell this out loud.

    • @mzdiamondlover
      @mzdiamondlover Před 3 lety +3

      @@tidodickson2096 challenge accepted

  • @NobleSlicks
    @NobleSlicks Před 3 lety +10788

    “They will be punished for insubordination once filming ends” I lost it at this point

    • @LunaTheStars
      @LunaTheStars Před 3 lety +110

      Don't tell Huggbees those cookies are actually workers

    • @fitzhugh7463
      @fitzhugh7463 Před 3 lety +45

      What did you lose, can help you find it

    • @NobleSlicks
      @NobleSlicks Před 3 lety +57

      @@fitzhugh7463 My left lung apparently

    • @mattm7220
      @mattm7220 Před 3 lety +21

      @@NobleSlicks That sounds serious - you should probably see a doctor

    • @NobleSlicks
      @NobleSlicks Před 3 lety +38

      @@mattm7220 I am the iron lung now

  • @kenzieluvs420
    @kenzieluvs420 Před 11 měsíci +2089

    "GET THOSE BROWNIES OUTTA HERE GOD DAMN IT"
    literally my favorite part

  • @griffingirl5805
    @griffingirl5805 Před rokem +2587

    4:51 I was falling asleep due to the dude's soothing voice and this woke me right up

  • @danellewilliams5430
    @danellewilliams5430 Před 3 lety +7672

    “The cookies remain in the oven for 7 degrees at 300 minutes Fahrenheit”
    Wait what?

  • @cheyoawesomeness4402
    @cheyoawesomeness4402 Před 4 lety +1169

    “A really big mixing thing”
    Never heard a more professional phrase in my life

    • @a.y.vang1
      @a.y.vang1 Před 4 lety +4

      Was looking for THIS comment. 😂😂

    • @tumblingartist
      @tumblingartist Před 4 lety +4

      First sign that something is off XD

    • @thattee4964
      @thattee4964 Před 4 lety +1

      BAHAHA

    • @xeen8331
      @xeen8331 Před 3 lety +1

      was wondering the same thing lol.

    • @jelfishery
      @jelfishery Před 3 lety +1

      “The secret ingredient, chocolate chips.”

  • @iansawyer9661
    @iansawyer9661 Před 3 lety +6732

    “Vanilla beans harvested in Madagascar, New Jersey”
    As someone who lives in New Jersey I can tell you he’s correct

    • @MickeyMallone.
      @MickeyMallone. Před 3 lety +131

      I live in the heart of Madagascar, NJ. Can also confirm.

    • @richardw6859
      @richardw6859 Před 3 lety +62

      I live in NJ, can confirm we make vanilla

    • @DavidNightjet
      @DavidNightjet Před 3 lety +48

      Ah, Madagascar NJ. My favorite place in the Pine Barrens.

    • @SnorlaxWhisperer
      @SnorlaxWhisperer Před 3 lety +23

      @@DavidNightjet pine barrens of Endor? You gotta be more specific

    • @OfficialDomPhighting
      @OfficialDomPhighting Před 3 lety +15

      madagascar? nonono. its on the moon.

  • @bloodfrostgaming9204
    @bloodfrostgaming9204 Před 2 lety +2189

    4:11 "to determine these are, in fact, chocolate chip cookies."
    You think it's funny till a raisin cookie gets through, this man is protecting us

    • @mythrilchromee1379
      @mythrilchromee1379 Před 11 měsíci +78

      I fucking hate raisin cookies so much

    • @vslazer6728
      @vslazer6728 Před 10 měsíci +42

      Truly, not all heroes wear capes.

    • @DarkGope
      @DarkGope Před 6 měsíci +8

      but i like oatmeal raisin

    • @Protos2
      @Protos2 Před 5 měsíci

      @@DarkGope Get help. You need a therapist.

    • @Baseballking2011
      @Baseballking2011 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Me too there good

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 Před 3 lety +12408

    “Then it’s time for the secret ingredient: chocolate chips.”

    • @IvyFroze
      @IvyFroze Před 3 lety +480

      NO YOU JUST GAVE AWAY THE SECRET INGREDIENT
      WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO NOW????

    • @kyedankurz2783
      @kyedankurz2783 Před 3 lety +238

      Keep mixing the cookie dough until it looks like cookie dough

    • @Aightbet320
      @Aightbet320 Před 3 lety +36

      Those chocolate chips was from the other vid

    • @sparkyboi2802
      @sparkyboi2802 Před 3 lety +52

      @@IvyFroze I know right what’s he gonna give away next, the Krabby Patty Formula

    • @revan3270
      @revan3270 Před 3 lety +32

      Ah yes the floor is made out of floor

  • @fpgamer4566
    @fpgamer4566 Před 4 lety +1468

    "The cookies remain in the oven for seven degrees at 300 minutes Fahrenheit"
    *Brain.exe has stopped working*

  • @ezekiel11322
    @ezekiel11322 Před 3 lety +2422

    "Starting with edible detergent"
    “Then it’s time for the secret ingredient: chocolate chips.”

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed Před 3 lety

      355 likes
      nice

    • @badjer4328
      @badjer4328 Před 3 lety +5

      Yea, pretty sure that was flour or baking powder. Thought he was gonna call one of the ingredients coccaine. Also in those 3 days this went to 554 likes

    • @ezekiel11322
      @ezekiel11322 Před 3 lety +4

      @@badjer4328 he did but he didnt exactly say cocain

    • @badjer4328
      @badjer4328 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ezekiel11322 booger sugar, nose candy, blow, snow, the other powder sugar, fairy dust, pearl dust

    • @Concerned_Kitten
      @Concerned_Kitten Před 3 lety +7

      "And beating until the cookie dough, looks like cookie dough"

  • @TheMarcyKinnie
    @TheMarcyKinnie Před 2 lety +265

    4:47 “And that’s how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chip- GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE, GODDAMN IT!” Amazing. Best quote in the video in my opinion.

  • @hmm9235
    @hmm9235 Před 3 lety +10560

    "The cookies remain in the oven for 7degrees at 300minutes fahrenheit"
    I'm dead

  • @AverageMisinformationSpreader
    @AverageMisinformationSpreader Před 3 lety +7644

    “And that’s how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chip- GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE GOD DAMN IT!”

  • @Jewl420
    @Jewl420 Před 3 lety +5368

    "GET THOSE BROWNIES OUTTA HERE GOD DAMMIT."
    I love professional he sounds, when in reality, he's really not 😂😂😂

    • @Jewl420
      @Jewl420 Před 2 lety +12

      @Zeph_TJO really? You know I meant 🙄

    • @Pet_Hedgehog
      @Pet_Hedgehog Před 2 lety +8

      @@Jewl420 "W H A T" I meant*

    • @Pet_Hedgehog
      @Pet_Hedgehog Před 2 lety +7

      @Zeph The Stormtrooper I can feel your pain brother, hopefully one day the broken english community will end.

    • @thebigtrumpy5031
      @thebigtrumpy5031 Před 2 lety +2

      You should watch his outside in video the

    • @watcherglowcloud
      @watcherglowcloud Před 2 lety +5

      @IC - SS - Official Channel wow you don't often find literal grammar nazis these days

  • @milkii_tea
    @milkii_tea Před 10 měsíci +829

    he says brownies like a slur

    • @Darnimatesye
      @Darnimatesye Před 4 měsíci +30

      Why are you actually right

    • @deepseagargantuar1373
      @deepseagargantuar1373 Před měsícem +10

      well there is a "ni" in "brownies"

    • @jwdk68
      @jwdk68 Před měsícem +9

      unintentionally offensive for all of those grown mlp losers

    • @jedisalsohere
      @jedisalsohere Před měsícem +2

      i'm surprised it isn't an actual slur to be honest

    • @Windy_Floof
      @Windy_Floof Před měsícem +2

      They've been called worse

  • @Jade_1872
    @Jade_1872 Před 4 lety +920

    I can only imagine he screams like that at brownie girl scouts as well.

    • @zeefrea
      @zeefrea Před 4 lety +12

      Girls, we have a new target...bring in double fudge to huggbees estate. but make sure its in the mint chip cookies. Soon we will convert him to the Dark (chocolate) Side

    • @cyperus4589
      @cyperus4589 Před 4 lety +14

      Yo bro, you can't call them brownies, that's racist

    • @ianalexander7267
      @ianalexander7267 Před 4 lety +1

      Cyperus stupid PC culture

    • @cyperus4589
      @cyperus4589 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ianalexander7267 Are you actually mad bro?

    • @cyperus4589
      @cyperus4589 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ianalexander7267 I just made a joke lol

  • @NotSoGenesiz
    @NotSoGenesiz Před 4 lety +4376

    Don’t tell huggbees about the existence of brookies

  • @daisycadence2812
    @daisycadence2812 Před 3 lety +10670

    “once the the machine has counted out the perfect number of cookies for the average American”

  • @s_spiritstar
    @s_spiritstar Před 2 lety +587

    I love how homemade these guys are, and how big and machine-like their home is!

    • @paulmccartney2327
      @paulmccartney2327 Před rokem +5

      silence furcrіnge

    • @Resolver101
      @Resolver101 Před rokem +19

      @@paulmccartney2327Do you seriously have nothing better to do with your life than to call random people “furcringe”? That’s pretty cringe tbh

    • @paulmccartney2327
      @paulmccartney2327 Před rokem +2

      @@Resolver101
      >defending furaffinity users

    • @Resolver101
      @Resolver101 Před rokem +14

      @@paulmccartney2327 What? I just think it’s weird that you’re getting mad at people for having profile pictures with cartoon animals in them.

    • @KanoxRagnarok
      @KanoxRagnarok Před rokem

      @@paulmccartney2327
      Furry or not, anthropomorphic or not, a person is a person. If you do not like someone on the internet, best to ignore them, instead of showing hostility towards one, otherwise, you would get jumped on by people who'll defend that particular person.
      You either lack *_Common Sense_* to be *_aware of consequences of your own actions,_* or you may be aware of it and wish to get attention from multiple individuals for doing so, _even _*_IF_*_ those attentions are hateful replies._
      But I doubt the reply you'll be receiving from me would even budge through your thick skull with a 4chan imprint on it (that is, if you even used 4chan for a while in the first place).

  • @NoahAT__
    @NoahAT__ Před 4 lety +8218

    *GET THOSE BROWNEIS OUT OF HERE GOT DAMMIT*
    favorite part

  • @sansskeleton1164
    @sansskeleton1164 Před 3 lety +1945

    the best part is when he said, "GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF THERE, DAMMIT!!!!" had me audibly gasping for air. definitely a shit ton of *WHEEZING*

    • @sleepytransfem
      @sleepytransfem Před 3 lety +6

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    • @Daniel-ss5tg
      @Daniel-ss5tg Před 3 lety +2

      @@sleepytransfem 01001110 01101111 00100000 01110101

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed Před 3 lety +3

      416 likes
      nice

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed Před 3 lety +5

      @@sleepytransfem Thatsa bad acid trip

    • @doublem3052
      @doublem3052 Před 3 lety

      @@sleepytransfem 01000011 01110101 01101110 01110100

  • @z4r242
    @z4r242 Před 4 lety +2471

    If they forget edible detergent in my cookie one more time I swear to god

    • @trevalonn2448
      @trevalonn2448 Před 4 lety +16

      Ur profile pic is the literal definition " not funny didn't laugh"

    • @turpisfelis
      @turpisfelis Před 4 lety +2

      @@trevalonn2448 k

    • @napalmstickstokids5619
      @napalmstickstokids5619 Před 4 lety +6

      @@trevalonn2448 get in the car we are going to look for who asked

    • @trevalonn2448
      @trevalonn2448 Před 4 lety +4

      @@napalmstickstokids5619 i asked myself

    • @hollow8537
      @hollow8537 Před 4 lety +1

      Another one of my kind it seems

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation Před 2 lety +186

    These cookies even look like they're not perfect to further enhance the homemade illusion, it's genius.

  • @Foopy
    @Foopy Před 3 lety +4409

    this guy sounds like an alien who’s trying to replicate what human jokes are

    • @promethium2302
      @promethium2302 Před 3 lety +324

      If so it’s doing a good job

    • @cyberwolf367
      @cyberwolf367 Před 3 lety +126

      But doing a way better job at it😂

    • @efrencardoso9837
      @efrencardoso9837 Před 3 lety +71

      @@KomLit Seems like you really dislike this mans channel, why even bother watching the video 😂🤦‍♂️ nothing better to do I’m guessing

    • @efrencardoso9837
      @efrencardoso9837 Před 3 lety +78

      @@KomLit Seen your other comments my man, and they were all hate comments. Why bother commenting if CZcams is just going to recommend more of his videos.

    • @tjay2586
      @tjay2586 Před 3 lety +24

      @@KomLit stfu

  • @Bizo_132
    @Bizo_132 Před 3 lety +2810

    This is the most down to earth narrator i’ve ever seen.

    • @karlmarx2590
      @karlmarx2590 Před 3 lety +32

      I feel your pfp is the exact same face the narrator has when he narrates.

    • @Bizo_132
      @Bizo_132 Před 3 lety +5

      @@TheUltimateRare I’m sorry, heard.

    • @lifesucks3514
      @lifesucks3514 Před 3 lety +3

      @@TheUltimateRare THERE, HAPPY? HE SAID HEARD

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare Před 3 lety +4

      @@lifesucks3514 what? Why are you upset? No one tried to correct you or even annoy you. We were done with this a while ago.

    • @lifesucks3514
      @lifesucks3514 Před 3 lety +1

      @@TheUltimateRare cause you were being douchey about it

  • @saddoggo2284
    @saddoggo2284 Před 4 lety +3632

    this is a certified hood classic

  • @samanthad9543
    @samanthad9543 Před 2 lety +79

    This is exactly how all of these how its made shows should be narrated. Id pay extra just to watch this version

  • @lilyhalter8443
    @lilyhalter8443 Před 3 lety +617

    I love how the narrator explodes just once in every episode then goes back to normal

  • @octocreeper8182
    @octocreeper8182 Před 3 lety +6143

    Over a million people have watched this video, meaning there is a pretty high chance some idiot watched this video without realizing it was a comedy, and is now thinking for the rest of his life that different shaped butter changes the consistency of cookies, and naughty cookies get punished.

    • @rosagarciaortiz3492
      @rosagarciaortiz3492 Před 3 lety +214

      Thats a child

    • @swearwordingatyou
      @swearwordingatyou Před 3 lety +135

      I prefer earth worm shaped cookies myself.

    • @heckrum
      @heckrum Před 3 lety +54

      that poor, poor soul

    • @scolipede1549
      @scolipede1549 Před 3 lety +52

      “GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE 🙄🙄🙄 🙄🙄🙄🙄 IT!”

    • @Withern679
      @Withern679 Před 2 lety +76

      Now over 2 million have watched it. This means there are at least 2 people who belive in the different shaped butter constancy.

  • @rikmcdik6662
    @rikmcdik6662 Před 3 lety +1034

    “After scooping up a handful to munch on”
    That’s a joke, but I’m sure it’s accurate

    • @Negative0PlusInfinity
      @Negative0PlusInfinity Před 3 lety +6

      One piece is the best anime FYI

    • @the_SolLoser
      @the_SolLoser Před 3 lety +34

      That's how I bake my cookies. I'm pretty sure it's standard baking procedure. :D Always gotta try the product.

    • @thepotatotaxi2430
      @thepotatotaxi2430 Před 3 lety +14

      @@Negative0PlusInfinity that isn't relevant. It's correct, but say it on an anime related video please

    • @Negative0PlusInfinity
      @Negative0PlusInfinity Před 3 lety +1

      @@thepotatotaxi2430 I commented that a while ago

    • @realbignoob1886
      @realbignoob1886 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Negative0PlusInfinity lies

  • @markjohnson4962
    @markjohnson4962 Před rokem +311

    A 95 year old guy is bed ridden. Can't move. His wife is baking chocolate chip cookies down the hall. The aroma is very tempting. Gathering all his energy, he slithers out of bed and crawls to the kitchen. He reach up for a cookie and his wife slaps his hand and says "No, those are for your funeral tomorrow".

  • @jasonmarquis9935
    @jasonmarquis9935 Před 4 lety +617

    There’s no way that he doesn’t laugh at himself hysterically when editing these videos.

  • @aurafox1
    @aurafox1 Před 2 lety +11559

    I love this style of humor. Starting out sounding completely legitimate, sprinkling in some odd choice of words before slowly transitioning into total madness.
    Edit: I don't know why people are still recommending HowTo: Basic because that humor is the most brainless and unfunny stuff I've ever seen.

    • @turtlewarrior7569
      @turtlewarrior7569 Před 2 lety +91

      Sounds like someone I know...hmmm...cough cough how to basic

    • @FlyingUnosaur
      @FlyingUnosaur Před 2 lety +208

      @@turtlewarrior7569 this is more advanced than htb. His is low effort

    • @TechnoTurbo
      @TechnoTurbo Před 2 lety +48

      @@FlyingUnosaur Huggbees just narrates over an existing video, I don't see how that's more advanced than htb

    • @radilime
      @radilime Před 2 lety +279

      @@TechnoTurbo it's the difference between breaking shit and screamimg vs. making an actual joke

    • @DeltaDubs89
      @DeltaDubs89 Před 2 lety +32

      He's the howtobasic of narration.

  • @bk.mimi_cappalot
    @bk.mimi_cappalot Před 3 lety +4699

    “And that’s how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chi- GET THOSE BROWNIE OUT OF HERE GODAMMIT!!”
    Shi took me out yo😭😭

  • @TheManBehindTheSlaughter87

    "Please ignore the two cookies that have fallen out of line at the bottom of your screen"
    *Bro broke the fourth wall* 💀

  • @draweyblook6958
    @draweyblook6958 Před 4 lety +1628

    “Detergent is added to clean the machine”
    Okay.....
    “A big mixing thing”
    That’s not really that professional but okay
    “Madagascar, New Jersey”
    Reads channel name*
    Ooh, okay.

    • @Megalejo123
      @Megalejo123 Před 4 lety +2

      I don't get it, can you explain me?

    • @draweyblook6958
      @draweyblook6958 Před 4 lety +57

      Megalejo 123 I basically thought thought this was an actual video at first but then noticed that this was Huggbees channel

    • @aquarius5264
      @aquarius5264 Před 4 lety +22

      "powdered flowers from the ground"?

    • @Megalejo123
      @Megalejo123 Před 4 lety +2

      @@draweyblook6958 oh k this the firts video i watch from this guy so that

    • @marsbar31000
      @marsbar31000 Před 4 lety +16

      took me way too long before realizing this isn't a serious vid

  • @adamgreenhill110
    @adamgreenhill110 Před 4 lety +322

    "The secret ingredient - chocolate chips"
    The factory is gonna sue you for revealing this

  • @MrBallL0L
    @MrBallL0L Před 3 lety +4346

    Huggbees: *sees cookies*
    Huggbees 5 seconds later: *sees brownies*
    Huggbees: “My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined”

    • @jaylee6083
      @jaylee6083 Před 3 lety +143

      *G E T T H O S E B R O W N I E S O U T T A H E R E G O D D A M M I T*

    • @treesusr
      @treesusr Před 2 lety +15

      What a funny and not overused punchline

    • @MrBallL0L
      @MrBallL0L Před 2 lety +24

      @@treesusr I know it’s very funny thanks

    • @sunfloweirdo
      @sunfloweirdo Před 2 lety +6

      i honestly did not expect him to yell at all. it’s midnight and i had volume high. 😭🤣

    • @NERDAEDALUS
      @NERDAEDALUS Před 2 lety +4

      @@treesusr youtube comments overuse jokes they found on reddit, almost as much as reddit overuses jokes they found on reddit. comedy is subjective but originality isnt, and these mfs couldnt be original if it were to save their own skin

  • @BoomerZoomerGames
    @BoomerZoomerGames Před 2 lety +15

    Here's a little behind the scene fun-fact.
    The production footage shown is from The Cookie Christie; the bakery responsible for producing the famous cookies found at the Hilton hotels called "DoubleTree." As far as I know, the cookies are baked in hotel and wait in small warming drawers for guest in the main lobby.
    And /now/ you have a reason to stay in a DoubleTree.

  • @anintellectual1637
    @anintellectual1637 Před 4 lety +334

    "It looks homemade, it tastes homemade. But this home, is a factory"
    *ok thats it iM DONE*

    • @leitajackson2329
      @leitajackson2329 Před 4 lety

      AAWEOSME!!!!!!!!!! whats the joke??!??!?!?!?!?!?

    • @suave605
      @suave605 Před 3 lety

      Leita Jackson lol facts

    • @decades5125
      @decades5125 Před 3 lety +2

      well i should tell you that phrase is actually also in the orgin- scripted version. this is the non-scripted better version.

  • @Orincaby
    @Orincaby Před 3 lety +463

    "the cookies remain in the oven for 7 degrees at 300 minutes fahrenheit"
    LMAO

  • @SalC1
    @SalC1 Před 4 lety +8015

    Instantly clicked on this video.

  • @taissa_raissa1357
    @taissa_raissa1357 Před rokem +69

    4:34 WHY ARE YOU PUTTING COOKIES IN THE SEWING BOX???

  • @TABBYMUSIC
    @TABBYMUSIC Před 4 lety +861

    Brownies: _Exist_
    Huggbees: *_So you have chosen death_*

  • @coolnicerafael
    @coolnicerafael Před 3 lety +533

    2:39 “Please ignore the two cookies that fallen out of line” the cookies are depressed and dying down there

  • @HelloThereDiesel
    @HelloThereDiesel Před 3 lety +1218

    "And that's how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chip- GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF THERE GOD DAMN IT"
    - The most calm narrator ever to exist

    • @SweetKake24
      @SweetKake24 Před 2 lety

      GET 5HOSE BROWNIES OUT OF THERE GOD DAMN IT

    • @ano_nym
      @ano_nym Před rokem +34

      - Dumbledore said calmly.

    • @nmspy
      @nmspy Před rokem +16

      "i almost lost my cool there"

    • @unknownname3487
      @unknownname3487 Před rokem +4

      @@ano_nym I love that I knew someone would comment that

  • @yaboimax6356
    @yaboimax6356 Před rokem +23

    I don't know if it's just because food isn't made how it used to be, but I've never seen a pre made cookie look that good before in my life.

  • @LordCinnamon
    @LordCinnamon Před 4 lety +2287

    The bonus point questiosn is a trick. The cookies are not circumferenced; they are not jewish

    • @sealbeegle9785
      @sealbeegle9785 Před 4 lety +51

      oy vey

    • @nineix9438
      @nineix9438 Před 4 lety +74

      I knew those cookies tasted a bit too chewy for my liking

    • @passonthestar3689
      @passonthestar3689 Před 4 lety +18

      But they are AMERICAN

    • @baguetteboy5466
      @baguetteboy5466 Před 4 lety +11

      @@passonthestar3689 hey man i can't tell if you're joking or not but jewish isn't a nationality

    • @movezig5
      @movezig5 Před 4 lety +42

      @@baguetteboy5466 In the U.S., non-Jewish people are routinely circumcised. (Myself included.) You can thank John Harvey Kellogg for popularizing penis mutilation in this already fucked-up country.

  • @stellathefoxgirl3648
    @stellathefoxgirl3648 Před 3 lety +6812

    3:10
    “We have cropped his identity because he is currently in the witness protection program”
    “We at how it’s made wish you luck Robert Savino”
    Edit: Why is this one of my most liked comments, I’m just quoting the vid-

    • @Mo-he8rl
      @Mo-he8rl Před 3 lety +41

      200 likes and no replies

    • @SnickersEatsCookies
      @SnickersEatsCookies Před 3 lety +16

      @@derpyangel1455 its true

    • @luvern135
      @luvern135 Před 3 lety +25

      Nice pfp if I do say so my self 😏

    • @Ashh602
      @Ashh602 Před 3 lety +28

      Ah I sure am glad you wrote the joke out for me. That was very creative and funny of you

    • @milathecat5454
      @milathecat5454 Před 3 lety +13

      Found his Facebook facebook.com/robert.savino.7

  • @chase8d
    @chase8d Před 4 lety +360

    1:24 *"And vanilla beans harvested in Madagascar..."*
    Oh!
    *"... New Jersey."*
    oh.

  • @chris_freaky305
    @chris_freaky305 Před 3 měsíci +7

    I love the little approximately 4 second pause after screaming at the brownies before continuing, to show that he needed a bit of time to calm down lmfao

  • @magicitebunny6908
    @magicitebunny6908 Před 3 lety +1333

    “It was used to crush baby chicks “
    My heart broke into a million pieces.

    • @ragingrhino4027
      @ragingrhino4027 Před 3 lety +61

      Just learned about that practice and damn that nearly broke me

    • @magicitebunny6908
      @magicitebunny6908 Před 3 lety +26

      @@ragingrhino4027 me to I don’t get it why whould they crush them if they don’t give chicken

    • @flame5769
      @flame5769 Před 3 lety +13

      @@magicitebunny6908 Here's my theory: When the egg has baby chicks in it then it's useless to eat so they get rid of the extra stuff.

    • @TheDBZ_KING7_Official
      @TheDBZ_KING7_Official Před 3 lety +26

      Just like the chicks.

    • @ragingrhino4027
      @ragingrhino4027 Před 3 lety +38

      @@flame5769 actually I thought it was referring to chick maceration in the poultry industry. There, the male chicks are a net negative so...

  • @makayla9853
    @makayla9853 Před 3 lety +261

    “Please ignore the two cookies that have fallen out of line at the bottom of your screen. They will be punished once the video ends.” :)

    • @scolipede1549
      @scolipede1549 Před 2 lety +7

      punished for insubordination once filming ends*

  • @celceusiguess
    @celceusiguess Před 3 lety +696

    "We have cropped him out of the frame because he is currently in witness protection program"
    *immediately gives name afterwards*

    • @somxr_738
      @somxr_738 Před 3 lety +5

      Lmao

    • @jackcooper1448
      @jackcooper1448 Před 3 lety +26

      Yep, that's the joke. Good job my guy.

    • @celceusiguess
      @celceusiguess Před 3 lety +21

      @@jackcooper1448 I know:) I just enjoy highlighting my favorite line from videos I watch for other people to see, and putting a time stamp feels too impersonal

    • @anoni6108
      @anoni6108 Před 3 lety +2

      @@celceusiguess favorite type of person 🥰

    • @Hagashager
      @Hagashager Před 3 lety +10

      How It's Made is in on the hit. Robert Savino should never have stolen from the Dolfini family.

  • @nayalamaa4765
    @nayalamaa4765 Před rokem +23

    I love how hes like “GET THOSE BROWNIES OUTTA HERE GOD DAMMIT” but then when the brownies are out hes all normal like” and thats how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chip cookies😁🥲” HAHAH i am so done 😭💀

  • @DoggoTagz99
    @DoggoTagz99 Před 4 lety +199

    7 degrees 300 minutes fahrenheit really messed with my head.

  • @neeevirus
    @neeevirus Před 4 lety +798

    Huggbees channel in a nutshell:
    "People die when they are killed"

  • @e4_blitz785
    @e4_blitz785 Před 3 lety +269

    Me the quality control officer: **stuffing my face full of cookies** Mhm these are chocolate chip

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 Před 2 lety +12

      "unfortunately Blitz in the quality control office has aeten all the cookies, and will be punished subsequently."

  • @violetparadox
    @violetparadox Před rokem +8

    This was the first video I saw on your account at first I thought it was a real thing about how to make cookies, but when I sat there and watched a full video, I realize that it was satire, and I sat there laughing at the funny comments that were made throughout the video I think it’s truly like a treat to see your videos pop up on my recommended (:

  • @RR-ty3mv
    @RR-ty3mv Před 4 lety +841

    I was really confused and finally realized that this was a joke.

    • @Nick_Animates249
      @Nick_Animates249 Před 4 lety +7

      It was a joke ;-;

    • @peachmelba1000
      @peachmelba1000 Před 4 lety +3

      Not a funny one though.

    • @Nick_Animates249
      @Nick_Animates249 Před 4 lety +1

      @@peachmelba1000 ik lol

    • @Nick_Animates249
      @Nick_Animates249 Před 4 lety +1

      @@peachmelba1000 I said it as (Wait it was a joke ;-;

    • @frankyboy8513
      @frankyboy8513 Před 4 lety +19

      @@Nick_Animates249 no it wasnt! everything that is posted to the internet is always 100% factual this is a true to life documentary

  • @THEmeepmopmoop
    @THEmeepmopmoop Před 4 lety +4427

    The cookies made in this video look horrible. Not nearly enough detergent, and their chocolate-to-chip ratio is _way_ off.

    • @parkersharrett433
      @parkersharrett433 Před 4 lety +7

      agreed

    • @tobicole5643
      @tobicole5643 Před 4 lety +24

      @Iv been a bad boy TEACH ME A LESSON I'm the man who's gonna burn your factory down... with the lemons!

    • @CrimsonCrime2234
      @CrimsonCrime2234 Před 4 lety +17

      On one time I tried using liquid detergent and it works fine! But the cookie is less crunchy this way

    • @tobicole5643
      @tobicole5643 Před 4 lety +12

      @@CrimsonCrime2234 use small tide pods for an alternative of chocolate chips

    • @CrimsonCrime2234
      @CrimsonCrime2234 Před 4 lety +5

      @@tobicole5643 That sounds like a very good idea, do you think it would help if I add some clothe softner softener?

  • @EnchantedSmellyWolf
    @EnchantedSmellyWolf Před 4 lety +184

    Those pissed off Chocolate chips have finally met their fate.

    • @mistahp6181
      @mistahp6181 Před 4 lety +8

      So they were jostled

    • @dr-dorky
      @dr-dorky Před 4 lety +1

      Lol, I just watched that one yesterday!

    • @Carlosvemshape
      @Carlosvemshape Před 4 lety +1

      hahahhahah with their stressed out flavor

    • @EnchantedSmellyWolf
      @EnchantedSmellyWolf Před 4 lety +1

      @@Carlosvemshape and they were delicious.

    • @Zoopinator
      @Zoopinator Před 4 lety +2

      Uriel Septim “a really big mixing thing”

  • @st3llaxzw
    @st3llaxzw Před rokem +25

    4:48 THIS PART WAS SO FUNNY

  • @henrid9443
    @henrid9443 Před 3 lety +160

    "The cookies remain in the oven for 7° at 300 minutes °F"
    My brain stopped working for a while lmao

  • @MaxTgaX
    @MaxTgaX Před 3 lety +149

    1:48 "after scooping up a handful to munch on" I KNEW IT!!!

  • @DerempiTheDerempi
    @DerempiTheDerempi Před 2 lety +6

    3:16 "witness protection for what?!"

    • @w1pa123
      @w1pa123 Před 2 lety +2

      "No-one was convicted of anything!"

    • @ItzBIULD
      @ItzBIULD Před 2 měsíci

      They had to get the cocaine some way

  • @shellrockguy9761
    @shellrockguy9761 Před 4 lety +261

    2:58
    “For the average American”
    Lol this Made me laugh so hard

  • @sleepygrace9168
    @sleepygrace9168 Před 3 lety +104

    4:02 "the cookies remain at for seven degrees celcius at 300 minutes Fahrenhiet " that hurts man

  • @peemaster-uu9qo
    @peemaster-uu9qo Před 3 lety +3483

    “And that’s how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chip-
    *GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE, GOD DAMMIT-“*
    edit: how the fuck did this unoriginal comment get attention

  • @senatorarmstrong2481
    @senatorarmstrong2481 Před rokem +20

    1:10 is a reference to Chowder when Mung asks for flour and Chowder brings him flowers before asking him again and crushing the flowers.

  • @maxguirey5210
    @maxguirey5210 Před 3 lety +117

    “The workers would rather be doing literally anything else.” 😂

  • @sxes
    @sxes Před 4 lety +545

    Imagine a teacher clicks on this to show their class

    • @Cakedreamr
      @Cakedreamr Před 3 lety +3

      i feel that

    • @Magnus-mp7ip
      @Magnus-mp7ip Před 3 lety +29

      We had our French teacher click on how to ice scuplte from how to basic

    • @Jay-he2mo
      @Jay-he2mo Před 3 lety +10

      @@Magnus-mp7ip I'm curious to know the reaction from your class

    • @Magnus-mp7ip
      @Magnus-mp7ip Před 3 lety +21

      @@Jay-he2mo we couldn’t stop laughing it was one of our first classes in high school to so that made it so much better

  • @capsulecat8569
    @capsulecat8569 Před 4 lety +304

    Brownies: **exists**
    How it’s actually made: So you have chosen... death.

  • @jiajia93466
    @jiajia93466 Před 10 měsíci +2

    4:52 I LOVE THE PART THEY SAID "GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HER-"

  • @sauzeeee
    @sauzeeee Před 4 lety +151

    that explains why no one likes my cookies, i didnt put detergent.

    • @chumwat3r
      @chumwat3r Před 4 lety +1

      @@SimonWoodburyForget and being edible

    • @infernowa
      @infernowa Před 4 lety

      Lmao

    • @Iris-1503
      @Iris-1503 Před 4 lety +1

      @@chumwat3r willy wonka once said "everything here is edible even i am edible but thay is called cannibalism my children"

  • @caramelcake9771
    @caramelcake9771 Před 3 lety +332

    2:38
    Huggbees: “Please ignore the two cookies that have fallen out of line on the bottom of your screen”
    Me: *looks at the bottom of the screen*
    Also me: *Finds two cookies that have fallen out of line*

    • @framedlizard0362
      @framedlizard0362 Před 3 lety +28

      You forgot about the part where he said that they would be punished for insubordination.

    • @RoseAlwakaa
      @RoseAlwakaa Před 3 lety +1

      Just because You Didnt notice the cookies that have fallen doesnt mean Everyone Didn't Notice it So your trying to diss him from something he said That he Wanted you to ignore Taht you didnt notice at first

    • @TheDBZ_KING7_Official
      @TheDBZ_KING7_Official Před 3 lety +1

      @@RoseAlwakaa it aint dissin' if no track was made. Ya heard?

  • @cy_torrent
    @cy_torrent Před 3 lety +144

    “They look homemade, they taste homemade, but this home is a factory”
    My favorite part is this quote is in the legit version too XD

  • @IkeBrofIovski
    @IkeBrofIovski Před 5 měsíci +4

    His voice is so soothing. Especially when he yells at brownies.

  • @jackgalen6014
    @jackgalen6014 Před 4 lety +204

    *me enjoying the machine folding the box*
    "the packaging section is really boring to watch, so we will be skipping it"
    :(

  • @xbox07
    @xbox07 Před 3 lety +93

    "And that's how to give it the effect it was made at home."
    "However once the tin is opened it will only contain assorted sewing supplies."

  • @kunqian4696
    @kunqian4696 Před 3 lety +99

    "they will be punished for insubordination once the filming ends"
    Oh my god🤣

  • @Joshuazx
    @Joshuazx Před 2 lety +5

    4:48 "get those brownies out of here!"
    I support this joke 100%.

  • @knives4cash
    @knives4cash Před 4 lety +615

    You're doing jumpscares now, cool, had a heart attack there.

  • @giraoshaw
    @giraoshaw Před 4 lety +232

    4:51 when you bring your African American friends over to hangout but your great grandpa is home

    • @veneficus582
      @veneficus582 Před 4 lety +18

      haha based grandpa

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 Před 4 lety +8

      @@veneficus582 bruh

    • @xxapollo69xx40
      @xxapollo69xx40 Před 4 lety +15

      This is so racist I shouldnt be wheezing rn 😂

    • @alicekralice
      @alicekralice Před 4 lety +4

      I'm reporting you and your family to the existence department 😐....
      ...great comment tho

    • @jogourbruh
      @jogourbruh Před 4 lety +4

      N*gga no
      Fine, it was good..

  • @MCLuviin
    @MCLuviin Před 4 lety +448

    First fact is a lie:
    Chocolate Chip Cookies were invented on accident when a Chef's apprentice grabbed the wrong bag of raisins.

    • @NotSoGenesiz
      @NotSoGenesiz Před 4 lety +45

      Wait I thought it was about a man wanting to make fudge cookies but he didn’t have any fudge so he used chocolate chips thinking it would melt but then he accidentally created one of the best things conceived to man

    • @rockspoon6528
      @rockspoon6528 Před 4 lety +57

      The equivalent of a war criminal accidentally saving an orphan hospital.

    • @KillerGaming-nh7ql
      @KillerGaming-nh7ql Před 4 lety +3

      O no

    • @startedlizard8678
      @startedlizard8678 Před 4 lety +29

      That fact is a lie, they were accually rabbit poop that the local village retards thought looked good to eat. They dumped the rabbit poop into a mixing bowl of the blind grandma as she was baking for the king. The king liked the cookies and the retards were exicutied.

    • @dartray77
      @dartray77 Před 4 lety +8

      No my grandma invited them

  • @devonkelly44
    @devonkelly44 Před rokem +3

    1:26 i'm from new jersey and i can confirm the legitimacy of the Madagascar, NJ vanilla bean mines. i'm down here right now. lunch break is just long enough to type a comment attempting to expose Big Vanilla.
    Thanks, Huggbees.

  • @ShakeItLittleTina
    @ShakeItLittleTina Před 4 lety +176

    “Huh, he sounds a little quieter in this video. Maybe it’s him improving his impression of the narrator or something like that.”
    4:48
    “Oh.”

  • @iagreewithyoubut4110
    @iagreewithyoubut4110 Před 3 lety +62

    His kind of video is like a mix of facts and utter gibberish, it fucks with my head and I love it

  • @Josephjolivette
    @Josephjolivette Před 3 lety +76

    "This not a factory but is in fact, a home"

  • @obessebavcon
    @obessebavcon Před 10 měsíci +4

    "and that's how to give the gift o- GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE GODDAMIT" I lost it

  • @Fishe5398
    @Fishe5398 Před 2 lety +166

    "GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE GOD DAMN IT!”
    I'm dying 🤣

  • @poisedperson6475
    @poisedperson6475 Před 4 lety +72

    "followed by an industrial size cube of butter"
    That's an interesting way to put "personal tub"

  • @Bloodshed_Silence
    @Bloodshed_Silence Před 3 lety +56

    “And that’s how to give the gift of home made cookies- GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF THERE GODDAMNIT”
    That was so good

  • @jacobarias3820
    @jacobarias3820 Před 11 měsíci +5

    “GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF THERE GOD DAMN IT”
    Huggbees 2020

  • @melbournemeliodas215
    @melbournemeliodas215 Před 4 lety +163

    Did i hear that right?
    "Crush baby chicks in poultries"

    • @VampireDoggo
      @VampireDoggo Před 4 lety +4

      Yup

    • @playdoughmaster808
      @playdoughmaster808 Před 4 lety +12

      Yep I believe factory egg farms grind up male chicks into a feed for the female chickens

    • @melbournemeliodas215
      @melbournemeliodas215 Před 4 lety +12

      @@playdoughmaster808 Wow. Factory Chickens deserve better than feeding themselves with their own kind.

    • @reaperdestt5099
      @reaperdestt5099 Před 4 lety +3

      @@melbournemeliodas215 Is that the only weird thing you noticed?

    • @melbournemeliodas215
      @melbournemeliodas215 Před 4 lety +5

      @@reaperdestt5099 bruh what else have I missed that's more shocking than crushed baby chickens?
      Somebody even told me that they used those baby chicks to feed chickens.

  • @Dino.001
    @Dino.001 Před 3 lety +207

    That’s how to give the gift of
    GET THE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE
    I jumped at that

  • @gorijja6448
    @gorijja6448 Před 4 lety +39

    "an extra ingredient to make it more addictive if you know what I mean" and that's when the big bucks start rolling in

    • @adriankox8010
      @adriankox8010 Před 4 lety +3

      Chocolate Meth Cookies

    • @Takoala
      @Takoala Před 4 lety

      Isnt that just polverized sugar / flour?

  • @c1rcv1tWCUE
    @c1rcv1tWCUE Před 10 měsíci +2

    4:47 i remember this part so well cause one of my friends on tiktok uses this a bunch💀

  • @DavidMcCoul
    @DavidMcCoul Před 4 lety +7319

    God help the stupid teachers who show this in class.

    • @edrienmanzanero4081
      @edrienmanzanero4081 Před 4 lety +538

      Well tbh its kinda looks legit also most rooms are noisy and teachers laptops are shit do u wont even hear the narrator so it sounds and looks legit

    • @jordanbruneau364
      @jordanbruneau364 Před 4 lety +486

      @@edrienmanzanero4081 4:48 until this hits and the whole class go quiet

    • @ScotteiCovers
      @ScotteiCovers Před 4 lety +93

      What kind of class would this be shown in??

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL Před 4 lety +25

      Scottei ^

    • @ajericoangos2522
      @ajericoangos2522 Před 4 lety +171

      @@jordanbruneau364 gEt tHoSe BrOwNiEs oUt oF hErE gOdDaMmIt And thats how to give the gift of making chocolate chip cookies without ever setting foot in your home.