@@idromano what are you really supposed to answer to that? I always wonder 🤔 I'm not a native speaker btw. Is it thanks for having me which all late night show guests say?
@@suic86 no it is a basic algorithm that has lower time complexity and less work for cpu to process and find things that they needed or else idk dont remember much
@devika2545 We use "Hello World" as an example to learn printing in Python or other programming languages. For example: *print("Hello World.")* # This is what you type and is generally referred to as "Input". *Hello World.* # This is what the program gives, which is known as "output".
@@kingjamestres According to what I've seen in the coding world, if you don't start off with java, it is pretty much the forbidden texts of the coding world. I mean my only evidence is that I know a few people who do programming and the only ones who seem to like it are the ones who started off with it. I can't say if that is true worldwide but it is definately true in my local area
For the non coders here, a hashmap is a lookup table where you can store your data to fetch it fast without having to search through your data. We use a hash function to calculate where a certain part of the data will go. If for two or more of the parts, the position calculated by the hash function is the same, that's a conflict. Hence the joke.
it's a collision, not a conflict. your explanation is roughly correct (assuming that non-coders know what a lookup table is), but your theory on how it relates to the joke seems a bit of stretch to me
rspt = dameUnRespuesta("Que pinche nombre tienes? ") niSeEsePalabraBuenaSuertePuto(f"Hola, {rspt}") Y aqui viene el grupo "C"hupa mi mismo pito para enseñarme quanto mismo pito se chupan porque yo use el idioma de culebra (porque C debe que ser mejor) Todo es chistes relajate :v
My dad used do to those same breathing exercises, he never taught me how you do it but it seemed to energise him a lot! One time he got so energised he had a heart attack and died
@ur_momz_lice The sort of behavior I'm talking about is the self-indulgent kind that pays no heed to the negative impact it has the self or on society. Regarding the _sexual_ qualifier, I don't think I need to elaborate. This particular behavior serves no good purpose. It is demonstrably unhealthy to take part in this particular activity, yet people do it to satisfy their emotions. The worst part about it is that none of the people duped into this lifestyle are truly happy or contented. They may convince themselves they are, due to an unwillingness to admit that they are wrong, but that doesn't mean they are. And you can see just how happy they truly are in how passive-aggressive they are towards other people, even those who support their lifestyle.
My favorite part of coding interviews is that 90% of the interview has nothing to do with coding and everything to do with assessment of your work ethic, personable skills, etc. Because they know they can train you to code, but they can't train you to gel with their team.
Same with healthcare job interviews, they dont ask you things about medicine and science they will just ask you about things like work ethic, work culture, and siutational questions, because all of your credentials are already in the resume to be verified
Literally had this few month ago. I had an interview with one of the best tech company in France. It was for a junior devops position. I prepared like crazy, learning and practicing for a week for the technical interview. But at the interview, almost 0 technical questions, or just very easy one. I learned later that they didn't expected me to be already experienced with devops skills for a junior position, just wanted to make sure that I am proefficient.
I am not an IT student but I relate so much 😭 I studied the employers' projects, mission, vision, their directory and everything I can find in the web about them, only to have "tell me about yourself" and "how do you manage stress" stump me. I forgot the most basic, dang it.
Stayed jobless 6 months, i did exactly this 😂. The moment I treated the interviu like shit and demanded full remote and also stated that i do not do anything outside of the contract, i landed a job.
An Expected Assist is worked out by analysing passes to players in certain positions and then analysing how often you would expect that pass to subsequently result in the receiver scoring a goal. You can build the stat different ways, but usually it will also account for how close you are to the goal, the angle of the shot (if any is taken... some models don't even require a shot to be taken) and the proximity of nearby opposition players. For instance, say Bruno in the middle slips a through ball to Rashford to find him around the opposition rightback. Bruno's lovely through ball put Rashford in prime 1-on-1 goalscoring territory, especially if you take it first time. But Rashford takes a heavy touch, and unfortunately is picked off by the covering centreback. Well, depending on your model, that might register as, lets say, a 0.34 ExA (expected assists) because the data shows that when a player receives the ball in that position, at that distance from goal, and with the defenders that far away from him, there is an approx 1/3 chance of conversion. So what being 2nd in Europe for Expected Assists, but not actual assists, would demonstrate is that Bruno's colleagues are taking advantage of his creative service not just at a Not-Elite level, but actually at a Below Average level. It says that Bruno is arguably being let down by poor finishing.
Bruh I wish my CS interviews were this easy. Instead they had us pitch app ideas and and a full rundown of every detail of the program's life cycle only to be told "oh we're only hiring 4 out of 200 of you this year"
"I'd create an app that would easily weed out all the terrible employers that try to use junior devs desperate to get their foot in the door, for free app ideas." Would have been my answer just to see what they'd say.
Bruh this was accurate AF... Stalking your interviewer, memorizing question answers, opening cheat sheets on 4 monitors, even the "breathing exercises" 😎 great minds think alike
I my experience unless you're interviewing with a massive corp like Google etc. you'll usually be asked for soft skills and a short free form demo of python or whatever language you actually know. That's literally it from most smaller businesses, they need people so desperately that anybody with basic knowledge suffices.
im hispanic..and when i heard him speak Spanish...I had to at least replay it at least 2 times to catch what he was saying,, it was like he was saying spanish words, in a completely different languages accent 😂 🤣
Full video on Channel Joma Tech
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Link?
You're f...king crazy 🤪
Wdym this is the full video xd
put the link please
“Don’t understand shit but memorize every keyword”
Sounds like school all over again
And people say school doesn't prepare you for real life!
*_shards_*
problem i was told is that memorising stuff wont work cuz they can easily tell if you actually dont understand it
@@RomanesEuntDomus. its a fact tho
@@HNSYV107 theyre lying. The way people are taught atvlwast in IS and canada arent even fucking condusive for non-memorization learning.
That passive aggressive "You're welcome" gets me every time 😂
that's straight-up aggressive lol
@@idromano what are you really supposed to answer to that? I always wonder 🤔 I'm not a native speaker btw. Is it thanks for having me which all late night show guests say?
That shit fucking funny
@@Ivyticrea Yeah, that sounds about right.
Just Damn... 😂😂
“What are your main weaknesses-“
“Your wife”
😂
But fr why do they ask this stupid questions
@@johneneojowilliams5081 just answer, is that hard for you?
@johneneojowilliams5081 😂 conflict with my manager, like you have any choice but to fold
"so we have a common point"
"Good luck in this interview"
"You too"
I'm laughing hard at this
this is awesome
😂😂
Then you look at the interviewer get up and steal their chair: "go on, sit there"
Ahahahahhahhah
- how did you find about us ?
- I used binary search
Is it still allowed? What about all that non-binary nonsense. Isn't binary search an act of discrimination? 🤣
@@suic86 no it is a basic algorithm that has lower time complexity and less work for cpu to process and find things that they needed or else idk dont remember much
@@C0reCoding idk man ask your mom
@@shadowofheaven3279 you can still apply binary search algorithm on non-binary (e.g. decimal) numbers and this is discrimination 🤣
@@suic86 How's that discrimination?
- So what is your salary expec...
- HASHMAP
How do you see yourself in 5 years?
Uhmm Hash...map?
- k got it your work is worth 4.6 hashmaps per month
No, red black tree
2^31 - 1!
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But, if you want me to work for your company for a long long period of time, then I say it has to be 2^63 - 1.
@@psibarpsi make that 2^127 - 1
A manager is the only issue that a programmer can't solve.
Good one
"you're welcome" to the interviewer! I'm remembering that one. 😂😂
It's an instant power dynamic shift. He will now be answering your questions.
"You're welcome 💪😤"
"I'm sorry you're not qualified"
Bro I don't wanna qualifiy 😅
"so, what made you apply for this position"
"cache"
Underrated comment 😅😂
Dang so underated
Wrong! the answer was load balancing
Fuvking brilliant 😂😂😂
So, temporary?
"Don't understand sh*t but memorize everything"
Sounds like school in a sentence tbh lol
Basically how I passed all my programming exams.
@@mr.beeferjaeger7221 I know right🤣
School life be like
Literally me during math classes
**Spanish as a programming language**
HTML: "A worthy opponent."
Spanish: hell naw ur not even a programming language
*Unos and Ceros begin erasing as HTML's language makes Spanish binary legible*
@@Antonio-vf2xj it is a markup language
@@___Manish___es hora de comer
Dude html also not a programming language it's markup language 😂😂😂
That 'breathing exercise' was the best.
"thank you so much for coming to this interview"
"You're welcome"
I didn't notice this joke 🤣
@@internalworld7277 😹😹😹
Huck 😂😂😂😂
@Neo JF seriously I need to know.
Is this a bad response. Asking for his friend 😊
@Neo JF Usually people will thank the interviewer for his time and for the interview opportunity.
So why did you chose our company
"I searched your wife"
😂😂😂
I mean Hashmap
@@Juco1808 🤣🤣🤣
lmao
"You what?!"
As a law student, I can relate to the part about meditation
Ayo 😮📷
Like 95% of the population mang.. You ain't special haha
@@rhinoskin7550agree
Need to see my street yogi about a re up, thanks for reminding me
Where do you get the stuff though, please I've been looking for a way to get it
“How to unlock the-"
“Hello World "
???
@@devika2545 He would use the "Hello World"
@devika2545 We use "Hello World" as an example to learn printing in Python or other programming languages.
For example:
*print("Hello World.")* # This is what you type and is generally referred to as "Input".
*Hello World.* # This is what the program gives, which is known as "output".
@@pranav8611Haha, liked how you added comments as well
“What would you do-“
“Your wife”
That's so childish yet so hilarious for some reason 🤣
😂😂😂😂
Bro 😂😂
creepy indian male strikes again
Hell yeah!
"python, c++, and spanish" had me LAUGHING
Guess Java is a forbidden language
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@kingjamestres According to what I've seen in the coding world, if you don't start off with java, it is pretty much the forbidden texts of the coding world. I mean my only evidence is that I know a few people who do programming and the only ones who seem to like it are the ones who started off with it. I can't say if that is true worldwide but it is definately true in my local area
@@kingjamestres correct
Spanish was totally unexpected 🤣
For the non coders here, a hashmap is a lookup table where you can store your data to fetch it fast without having to search through your data. We use a hash function to calculate where a certain part of the data will go. If for two or more of the parts, the position calculated by the hash function is the same, that's a conflict. Hence the joke.
it's a collision, not a conflict. your explanation is roughly correct (assuming that non-coders know what a lookup table is), but your theory on how it relates to the joke seems a bit of stretch to me
He is so efficient...only needs one breath to breathe !
Me before: "Wtf is hashmap"
Me after learning full course of hashmap: "Wtf is hashmap"
Mapa hash.
It's a map that uses hashing, of course 😇
@@Mothuzad no a map of hashes you silly goose
Too true 😂😂😂
Basically, it is the mab of hash.
:where do you see yourself in the next couple years?
:with your wife
Doing your son
@@logan4937 *_don't say doing your wife don't say doing your wife_*
@@logan4937 suddenly bi, nice😎
In your wife*
@@HoseTheBeast you need Jesus
"going to linkedin to stalk interviewer" and "going to a sketchy chinese website to cheat" are too accurate.
and said sketchy website had no clue what was actually going to happen
There was a death note in his self 🫂👁️
And AOT…
"I have to learn 3 languages, Python, C++ and Spanish." 😂🤣
I think python is enough for company
why Spanish anyway 🤣
Putamadre
"Mapa hash, puta madre" jajaja we study english for the interviews 😄😄
@@manofcourage29 he meant Java to be Spanish.
Because it's very difficult.
"Why do you think you should work for us?"
"I would using a sorting algorithm to find the median point and calculate the difference from the mean"
Interesting 🤔
Standard deviation 😩😩
😂
500 like.
~harmonic mean ~
This ish was awesome 😂
This man can be in a Hollywood comedy.
Stalks the interviewer's wife.
Him: "hmm....nice"
can relate this
Thank you for repeating the joke. 😐
Her @
Let's see hr's wife
@@excelsiusprime idk
"Hey! Thank you so much for hopping on this call"
"YOU'RE WELCOME"
ZLATAN spirit possessed him for a sec
So much hope
I didn't hear him mention anything about hope
You actually edited a 10 month old comment? 😂
@@Eddie276 I just noticed there was a typo 😭
It was the breathing exercise for me 🤣🤣
"Check their wife" 🤣🤣🤣
“Nice”
"Fucking love meditating" 💀
Man i don't want to ruin your likes number
👃🥶
I'm the 420th like
Methitating
Don't we all? 🙂
Spanish is my favorite programming language.
I was born speaking it, and it's one of the few programming languages that have swearing instead of variables, it's very useful in some circumstances.
rspt = dameUnRespuesta("Que pinche nombre tienes? ")
niSeEsePalabraBuenaSuertePuto(f"Hola, {rspt}")
Y aqui viene el grupo "C"hupa mi mismo pito para enseñarme quanto mismo pito se chupan porque yo use el idioma de culebra (porque C debe que ser mejor)
Todo es chistes relajate :v
@@VoidPaul97 can the compiler and interpreter swear as well?
@@infienite9215 If I remember correctly, only the interpreter swears, the compiler only translates them to machine code.
I think the Indian is the best programming language😂
Man should have read the Death Note to pass the exams
“Sir unfortunately we couldn’t hire yo-“
Him: “DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!”
Hash map is usually the right answer
I love how there is a Death Note beside the Element of Programming Interview.
Also Attack on titan
@@Anonymationsthecoolanimator Thanks, I didn't notice it before.
"Hire me or else I'm writing down your name" xD
Wow you noticed I loved it too but no one in my class
I am lone guy who loves anime and programming
@@kanekikunncs7871 Same bro :(
My dad used do to those same breathing exercises, he never taught me how you do it but it seemed to energise him a lot! One time he got so energised he had a heart attack and died
Roses are red, Cacti are prickly, holy sh!t that escalated quickly
@@Moonlit-Demon how did that escalate, he only died
O god that was dark humor
Children hate it when you do this one simple trick…
@@goddamnit Just respawn
The sketch and the comments are just pure gold 😂
Check your wife😂😂😂😂😂
Wait I need to know if that last answer was correct, I have an interview tomorrow
Of course it was hashmap
Hashmap squared, I'm afriad
He was wrong, use two LinkedLists instead.
Grow up kiddos we have to use fenwick tree here
@@vinicus508 always has been.
“Breathing exercise … fcking love mediating” LMAO
@@akiyamamizuki08 yes he definetly did some BLOWing of the nose
@@akiyamamizuki08 blow
@@akiyamamizuki08 which is also know as cocaine
@みずき idk if you're trolling or dumb but just in case you're dumb, he snorted cocaine
@みずき he sniffing cocaine with his nose
Bro is a legend for all of us coders/testers out there 😍🤣
This is exactly how my interview went as well, but I didn’t get the job for some reason
I like how he just keeps his coding book in-between his manga
Priorities straight
“Dont understand shit but memorize every key word.” Literally the story of my life.
As a Chinese and programer you got me😂😂😂
You prepare everything there is to learn about programming.
Interviewer : tell me about yourself?
hashmap
Immediately Invoked Function Expression
im a hash map full of hash maps
Lmao
this stuff is so standard that there's no excuse for not thinking about it first
“how do you view yourself as a coder”
Non-Binary
I've been summoned
your genius is undigitizable
@Gundam- Nymphali1 Just like sexual deviancy is flawed.
@ur_momz_lice The sort of behavior I'm talking about is the self-indulgent kind that pays no heed to the negative impact it has the self or on society. Regarding the _sexual_ qualifier, I don't think I need to elaborate.
This particular behavior serves no good purpose. It is demonstrably unhealthy to take part in this particular activity, yet people do it to satisfy their emotions.
The worst part about it is that none of the people duped into this lifestyle are truly happy or contented. They may convince themselves they are, due to an unwillingness to admit that they are wrong, but that doesn't mean they are. And you can see just how happy they truly are in how passive-aggressive they are towards other people, even those who support their lifestyle.
@@rabbiezekielgoldberg2497 You found a lot of words to desribe absolutely nothing, Very typical.
Joma doesn't cease to crack one up 😂😂
Mah man also had Deathnote as a backup 🔥
My favorite part of coding interviews is that 90% of the interview has nothing to do with coding and everything to do with assessment of your work ethic, personable skills, etc. Because they know they can train you to code, but they can't train you to gel with their team.
Same with healthcare job interviews, they dont ask you things about medicine and science they will just ask you about things like work ethic, work culture, and siutational questions, because all of your credentials are already in the resume to be verified
Love these 🤣 "Breathing Exercise"🤣😂
As someone actually preparing for interviews right now, This is brilliant!
How do you combat security guard who block you because you don't have id card.
Him: haspmap
“So if there’s a fire wha-“
“HASHMAP”
press shift + delete
Use firewall
@@bobpuppy9936 lol nice
just take the fire, and put it over there, with the rest of the fire.
I was just a Yogi, selling meditation techniques
-Pablo Escobar
In the Himalayas
Nice name dude
Wait i am Yogi . My name is Yogi-raj
@@sumerdhaliwal332 you got a nice one too
2nd video i saw from you, its as good as the first one
fkn love meditating aswell man, really helps to focus
As an experienced interviewer, I can say that this is the answer we expect from a candidate!
Literally had this few month ago.
I had an interview with one of the best tech company in France. It was for a junior devops position.
I prepared like crazy, learning and practicing for a week for the technical interview.
But at the interview, almost 0 technical questions, or just very easy one.
I learned later that they didn't expected me to be already experienced with devops skills for a junior position, just wanted to make sure that I am proefficient.
Bro what do you mean "start-up" it was founded in December 4, 1998, just 4 years after Amazon.
@@Atom224 they think if it's small then it must be a startup
Wait for the 2nd or 3rd interview
your concept of "preparing like crazy" is learning and practicing for a week before the interview? lol people prepare for months
@@hil449If you need to prepare for 2 months, maybe it's the wrong job for you? Better go back to school or college?
I am not an IT student but I relate so much 😭 I studied the employers' projects, mission, vision, their directory and everything I can find in the web about them, only to have "tell me about yourself" and "how do you manage stress" stump me. I forgot the most basic, dang it.
As a programmer i can confirm we all F love meditating.
"Mapa hash putamadre" jjajajajajjaa no he parado de reirme
Ute que va a saber
You are laughing for 4 days
LOL!!!
@@dakkodagankk6834 he has been laughing for 3 months
mk a lo bien yo no le habia entendido ahora si
Hashmap lol. He ready.
still the best short I have seen
As NOT a Spaniard, who DOESN'T speaks Spanish, he had said the exact golden lines, word to word.
Stayed jobless 6 months, i did exactly this 😂. The moment I treated the interviu like shit and demanded full remote and also stated that i do not do anything outside of the contract, i landed a job.
You were honest so thats probably why they gave you a position
🤣👌
This was a WHOLE movie.
I show them my assembly programs. Works every time.
you're welcome got me
"Mapahash puta madre !!!"
"F*@kin love meditating..."
I need your voiceover for my life
Lmaoo
@@randomone532
An Expected Assist is worked out by analysing passes to players in certain positions and then analysing how often you would expect that pass to subsequently result in the receiver scoring a goal. You can build the stat different ways, but usually it will also account for how close you are to the goal, the angle of the shot (if any is taken... some models don't even require a shot to be taken) and the proximity of nearby opposition players.
For instance, say Bruno in the middle slips a through ball to Rashford to find him around the opposition rightback. Bruno's lovely through ball put Rashford in prime 1-on-1 goalscoring territory, especially if you take it first time. But Rashford takes a heavy touch, and unfortunately is picked off by the covering centreback. Well, depending on your model, that might register as, lets say, a 0.34 ExA (expected assists) because the data shows that when a player receives the ball in that position, at that distance from goal, and with the defenders that far away from him, there is an approx 1/3 chance of conversion.
So what being 2nd in Europe for Expected Assists, but not actual assists, would demonstrate is that Bruno's colleagues are taking advantage of his creative service not just at a Not-Elite level, but actually at a Below Average level. It says that Bruno is arguably being let down by poor finishing.
I love this video. It has real nigahiga vibes.
"You're welcome"
I'm fuckin dead 😂😂😂💀💀
I could see myself doing that and seeing how they react. In my line of work an interview is very much two way street.
Bruh I wish my CS interviews were this easy. Instead they had us pitch app ideas and and a full rundown of every detail of the program's life cycle only to be told "oh we're only hiring 4 out of 200 of you this year"
how to get free app ideas from starving college kids (YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS LIFEHACK)
a sickening answer
"I'd create an app that would easily weed out all the terrible employers that try to use junior devs desperate to get their foot in the door, for free app ideas."
Would have been my answer just to see what they'd say.
@@houmy9041 surely would be if your parents were about to kick you out as you havent been earning any money for the past 23 years xd!!
@@kovam1234He didn't say the step 1. Don't be American
You forget the "watch all Mr Robot seasons in 3 days" part
Me who understands attack on Titan and death note manga on the whole video😂
Checked their Wife --NOICE🌚
"So how you prepared for the interview?"
-By storing every data in the arrays of my mind.
That hashmap at the end had me dying, Joma!
I fucking love meditating! 😂🤣😭
Bruh this was accurate AF... Stalking your interviewer, memorizing question answers, opening cheat sheets on 4 monitors, even the "breathing exercises" 😎 great minds think alike
"Why do you want to work for (insert soulless corp here)?"
"Your wife was hot."
"Money can be exchanged for goods and services"
Hashmap always finds the way ❤😂
ChatGPT laughing in the corner: 😂
This gotta be one of the best videos on internet
The interviewer: “fuck this guys good”
You deserve this! I gonna write your name in my thin black cover note book! Sakujo!
Therapist: Asian kid is not real he cant hurt you
Asian kid:
Subscribed immediately to this dude! His humor is perfect!😂🏆
Same so
"Stalking the interviewer" 😂
Best motivation.
Thank you i will remember your all suggestion
I my experience unless you're interviewing with a massive corp like Google etc. you'll usually be asked for soft skills and a short free form demo of python or whatever language you actually know. That's literally it from most smaller businesses, they need people so desperately that anybody with basic knowledge suffices.
short free form demo example? ._.
im hispanic..and when i heard him speak Spanish...I had to at least replay it at least 2 times to catch what he was saying,, it was like he was saying spanish words, in a completely different languages accent 😂 🤣
"Where do you see yourself in future doing "-
" You're wife , you're wife"
These are solid interviewing key points for any job position
This was QUALITY content. This is proper. Meditate hard enough and you can do anything