Le Alien (feat. Antoine Daniel)
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- Tom captures a U.F.O.! (Unidentified French Organism)
Featuring Antoine Daniel ( / mrantoinedaniel )
and Sammy Paul ( / icoeprproductions )
Written and Directed by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Co-Written and Produced by Eddie Bowley ( / eddache )
Editing and Camera Assistance by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
Cinematography by George Shankster ( / georaga )
Visual Effects by David 'Hoolopee' Post ( / hoolopee )
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Catering and Chauffeuring by Tara Maguire ( / taradoesstuff )
Colour Grading by Ciaran O'Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
CONTENT WARNING: Gunfire, creepy black eyes, light bondage ;)
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U.F.O= Unidentified French Organism
*Beautiful*
Thx I hate it
XD
Thats beautiful lovely Astonishing amazing i love it😂😂🌝
U ar so buiteful
Hon hon hon hon hon.
I feel like Tom made this video for the sole purpose of that space bar pun
Matrix Also for the anal probes
BAGUETTE DOES NOT MEAN ANAL PROBE
Luke Nicholls It's a type of bread
I'm well aware.
Matrix XD
Being french and seeing antoine daniel (one of the most famous old french youtuber and now twitch streamer) with the most "french" stuff on him is the funniest thing i've seen
C'est normal en France :D
@@flavienmaillard3910 j'ai la ref
N'oublie qu'il est aussi devenu catboy ahah
@@dodo4911 mdr oui
Funilly enough in a video where Tom talked about his older sketches (fun facts and fuck ups) he said that this guy had no idea the rest of the world sees French people as that /have these prejustice against them
Honestly Tom's lucky that it was only english baguettes, the ones we have in France are twice or thrice as long
It look also pretty soft. no crust that would shred its way through... well
Et encore, on a aussi du pain de campagne.
Ouch
It's not the length that would worry me, it's the girth.
@@theanonymousnerd6391 coward it's not ouch its ohhhhhhhhhh yeah daddy st fijtugg
My French practice is paying off. I understood almost everything the alien said
me too but for the english dudes :D (and obviously for what antoine's said 'cause am french too)
And what he said?
He said "we shall take over Germany
[French war cry]
Seems about right.
You idiot it's a vampire
Infinity War: "We are the most ambitious crossover of all time."
TomSka: "Tiens ma bière."
I'm a noobie at french, just starting out but I'm guessing that is "hold my beer"
@@jenniflower6569 You guessed right
@@Chachoune963 oh yay!
Chachoune lol
*bite
"Where's the baguette?"
"In the hole."
very underrated comment
With two orbs
@@tylerhippensteel9727 baby orbs
That's a super private joke
Oh this is cursed
Tom: he’s a vampire. Oh no!
Alien: is covered in garlic
I think, because of a stereotype, they're supposed to be onions though
What if god said: “Bite this onions.”
@@MajaxPlop the sterotype are about garlic, not onion. but we still eat a lot of both to seasons the meals
Chers compatriotes, envahissez cet espace commentaire de notre langue de Molière! Sus à l'ennemi!
Les anglais ont débarqué.
Sympatoche, on sent le jeu de mot salle...
François Durand en fait chuis Suisse, donc moi j'ai été envahi par des bouffeurs de röstis... Bref
C'est fait, t'inquiète. EXTERMINONS LES ANGLAIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boutons les françois hors d'anglaiserie!!!!
-He is an Alien
-No he's just French
-What's the difference?
Idk
(Answer from a french)
The only one is that Aliens will never get the earth.
Aucune.
We aren't a alien 😂
@@linkyl1739 SÉRIEUX ? INCROYABLE
As a certified french person, I can tell you that yes, we will invade the planet on giant floating Eiffel towers
i new it! let the invasion begin
So the one in France is currently landing? Refueling? Or abandoned?
It's only a model...
actually, the one in Paris is just unloading the french scouts, invasion is not for a few weeks.
And do scouts mom
Baguette translation
0:33 - Hello
0:44 - Cmon Help...
1:01 - I'm starting to get hungry
1:25 - No no, we fit that nowhere...
1:52 - Oh no, all the pics of my co**
Thank you this made the video funnier lol
With subtitles at 1:01 it says “I’m very hungry” but it’s a bit off fro. What is actually said
@@glomgold.industries the comment is 💯% accurate, the subtitles are off
@@Chell_AV yes I was aware of that, I could tell I was pointing out that the subtitles were off more than that the translation was off
@@glomgold.industries even the french subtitles don't get what is said in french right, i don't know who did them but he did a bad job x)
"I told you it would fit" I'm dying 😂
also an underrated comment
back then i didnt know what that meant because i havent rewatched this vid in a long time lol because miself was innocent
@@i-i6006 Lol me too 😂
2018-2020 Why did you die hannah
900
U.F.O = Unidentified French Organism
Thanx Tom XD
Tu viens de tout découvrir. 8DDD
***** xDDDD You're right.
Le francais t'emmerde ! i am fucking french !
You're fucking everywhere miss Dubstep
moi aussi ! VIVE ANTOINE !
I am half tempted to send this to my French teacher but I’d think they’d be very concerned
Do it
La France approuve grandement cette action o/
@@charmelyavanmaiden1860 oui
You must now
In the immortal words of emporer palpatine “dew it”
"aww, tout mon photos de bites" I've been learning French though Antoine Daniel and duo lingo, I didn't even translate this when I first saw this, I simply burst out laughing
@Gregsplays Non, c'est :"Han, toutes les photos de ma bite !" It means all pictures oh his dick not of someone else it's precisely HIS dick. You watched What the cut? So good luck to learn well french. Moi aussi, j'ai ri. Non, je ne suis pas mandaté pour vous envahir. De toute façon, nous n'usons pas de cette contrefaçon de baguettes pour attaquer quiconque, c'est une hérésie de nommer cela baguette quant à l'alcool, on a décidé de percer le marché de la vodka avec une marque dont le titre est anglais, comme ça personne ne se doute que c'est nous derrière, ha ha ha xD Plus sérieusement, il n'existe pas que le vin rouge aussi blanc, le rosée, le cidre et le pastis.
@@ceci.ln3pa1comte23
🤣🤣🤣 Du génie
@@ceci.ln3pa1comte23 tu oublie le rhum dont certaines marques sont produites en France.
@@snafoo3333 a la mawtinique (accent de l'assistante social)
Yes, French people are always carrying a baguette, snails and a bottle of wine. For emergencies.
Julie effectivement
Euh... non :D C'est comme si je disais que les Américains sont tous obèses... ( J'ai pas d'autres clichés en tête).
Mon cher AgoniuM voyez vous pas que ses une blague ?
Vous croyez qu'on peut acheter du second degré sur amazon ?
Ofc
On vous l’avais dit, Antoine Daniel dominera le monde.
Terracid oh another French dude
0 suscribers with 0 videos *shook* Yep.
Ui
C'est vrai surtout avec le pouvoir des patate et de la Saint pelle
Bonsoir
Tom you’ve attracted all the aliens into the comment section
Hon hon hon baguette! Toutes résistances est inutile!
[ *french laught* resistance is useless]
PRÉPAREZ LES BAGUETTES!! HON HON HON
Probably because Antoine Daniel is really popular in France
@@aiplay8173 OUI, CAMARADE ! L'HUMANITÉ CE PLIERA DEVANT NOTRE PUISSANCE ! *RIRE DE MÉCHANT*
@@jeanremi8384 Merci ( Thank You )
I started watching QSMP recently. Perfectly normal. This video gets re-recommended to me. I see "Antoine Daniel". I go "Wait a minute". Long story short, this French man that I saw in a funny video as a kid is now in a Minecraft server I absolutely adore. This adds nothing to the video, but I just wanted to say this.
Well he was in this funny video because it was the kind of videos he would do on youtube
"Oh non, toutes les photos de ma bite " is a typical French expression
😂
Euh no 😂😂😂😂
It means "you have beautiful eyes", and you use it oftenly in a romantic rendez-vous in Paris
@@anticlocktime4507 Faut leur faire croire que ça veut dire un truc gentil ^^
Exactement
Antoine Daniel et Tomska.... Je peux mourir en paix j'ai entraperçu le paradis
Attends ils ont pas encore couché ensemble :3
vivement le porno des deux xD
2
Pareil
lol pareil
For those who are watching that 7 years later : yes, this is Antoine from the qsmp server. At the time he wasn't a streamer, but a really famous french youtuber
I'm dying rn. The subtitles are hilarious. Well done!
You don't know but this guy is THE FINAL BOSS OF THE INTERNET
Garino Alessio YEAH THE FINAL BOSS IS FRENCH OH MY GOD IS MICK ASSHOLE
Garino Alessio POURQUOI J’AI UNE ÉRECTION ????
69th likes
Bien ÉVIIIDEEEEMEEEEEEENNNT !!!
Bien ÉVIIIDEEEEMEEEEEEENNNT !!!
it's funnier when you speak both languages
Yeah ! You understand that "baguette" didn't normally means "anal probe" !
i dont help ;-;
i speak both XDDD
yeah u alredy know i speak french by my youtube name
Comme moi, je comprends Anglais et Français, c'est cool x')
TomSka + Antoine Daniel = best idea in the world
"Well that's a laser gun"
*Matt shoots Tom in the eyes*
Tom: Lame....Wait....
2:29
FINALLY SOMEONE ALSO NOTICED THAT IT WAS THE SAME SCREAM
i think this whole video was made to get to the "space bar" pun
TU AURA LE DROIT A LA BAGUETTE TOI AUSSI MWAHAHAHA
Imagine the french people that will subtitle this video
What's the problem ?
Taigafaiya Bgt IDK. theres no problem with it just imagine tho *shrugs*
Done. Now what?
i knew the french and english would swap
They'll be true CZcams Heroes(TM)
"oh i told you it would fit"
me: **unsee juice 9000**
someone give this man some glasses
Antoine ce feat était tellement imprévisible que je croyais que c'était un fake. Merci pour cette INCROYABLE vidéo !
Antoine, tu nous fais grave plaisir là !
Two years, and no one dared to comment this.
Cause no one knew what the fuck it means XD
Uhm, bad french grammar because: you we is not a word
@@daank4361 Do not use Google Translate It doesn't work well.
-French Guy. (me)
@@joakazket no, i didn't use google translate for it but i think i didn't fully developed talking french i think
@@daank4361 Ye
"and a laptop? "
"With a space bar!"
Thats a good one
I kinda wish we had a full version of the French alien song when Sammy reveals his alien nature because it kinda slaps.
i saw this before and after learning french, and i love it even more now
Great subtitles.
(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
+
As per usual :D
Le tappy tappy
The use of 'le' makes me cringe
Man I wish I understood French for this sketch specifically.
0:33 "hello"
0:45 "help please, *sigh*"
1:02 "I'm starting being hungry"
1:25 "no no no, we put that nowhere no"
1:54 "oooh, all my dickpics..."
2:15 "thanks"
@@PerSeven
Thanks!
Thank you man
Je parle français(I speak french)
Well I do 😀
I love that I can understand what the french person is saying
"And it has a space bar!" Got me good
there's a lot of aliens in the comment section
Quick! Run! They have baguettes!!
Nous n'aurons aucune pitié!
PRÉPARER VOS ANUS NOUS ARRIVONS !!
NOOOOO- oh hey, it fits quite well!
Qu'est-ce que vous allez faire ?!?!
Je suis tellement heureuse d'être Française et pouvoir tot comprendre du coup xS
High Five
Oooh oui, d'accord avec toi!!
Alors que les Américains ne comprennent pas tout du coup héhé x3
Oh il y a quand même les sous-titres :3
Mais j'aime la façon qu'ont les français à se réapproprier le mur de commentaires d'une vidéo anglophone :D Là pour le coup, oui ils sont perdus les loulous
France en force xD
Quel plaisir de retrouver notre cher J34n C4st3x nationale ❤
Actually it wouldn’t be “Le alien” it would be ”l’alien” since alien started with a vowel
You don't get the le joke...
i think you are le dumb
U spelled wrong "voyelle"
I'm french and I think the title is perfect like that
@@rizahawkeye2980 Actually i am too, that's why i was responding sarcastically to the "broom-up-the-arse" first comment ^^
Anyway, let's all agree that we love stupid stereotypes about the french language, especially when they come from Tomska :P
Ils connaissent nos secrets....
G&M B7 on est mal...
Kurok'Epsilon Le soucieux je prépare les baguettes !
Merde...Je prépare les baguettes !!!
il ne connais pas encore la bombe à vins, notre arme Secret
CryGames OMH MON DIIIEUUU
*On est la la France !*
Whaaat comment ta fait pour être déja certifié
*oui*
(french war cry)
Oui.
*_Oui_*
This shit is still hilarious even though it's 4 years old
1:29 loved this moment
la dernière vidéo en date ou l on voie notre dieux antoine daniel
Takasuke maintenant il y a les lives
Ouai
Ouiiiiiii des francais
Oui
Je comprend mieux pourquoi on le voyais plus .
A laptop... with a spacebar
Ommmggg, TomSka, you're a fuuucking genius
A FUCKING SPACEBAAAAAARRRR !!
Et aussi je suis fr... Oh merde! FORGET WHAT I HAVE SAID, PLEASE!
Predictable, was thinking about it since he said space bar (the metal one) still funny
Le contingent Wallon se tient pret. Quand il y a de la moule, on a la frite.
is no one gonna talk about how great the subtitles are? "le shooty shooty bang bang"
C'est pas une baguette mais une DEMI-Baguette !!!
Yolo UI
Une vrai baguette dans le cul tu pleures de la merde
une demi baguette anal
Les deux peuvent rentrer 😆
@@deargon3921 les gens vous partez trop loin la 😂😂😂😂
-Told you it would fit!
Oh gosh, my poor imagination.
For the love of god, don't eat the fudge loaf!
Ass penetration with baguette
We can say it's...
food porn.
With a space bra
Simon Engelholm ikr....
your subtitles are so good i had to rewatch all ur vids with them turned on
These subtitles are great! I really like them
C'est un alien français...
BIEN EVIDAMMENT!!
BIEN EVIDAMMENT!!!!
BIEN E-VI-DA-MENT !!!!!!!!!!
Je l'savait !
😂😂😂et une lampe
@@maxmoutier3623 et un ventilateurs
H0ryzon Nyght *évidemment
Évidemment par contre
Les gars, ils ont découvert notre plan. Annulation de la phase 3 !
On range toutes les baguettes et on sort la fondue 😏
Et aussi le vin!😀
Alexandre DUBOIS et le saucisson
Jonathan Caporal Dupond, avez-vous des nouvelles de l'Adjudant Michel ?
Pierre Morel ob en france pas en suisse
man those subtitles were great
Whoever did the subtitles did a great job and I'm not saying this just to raise his or her self esteem.
"This is never gonna fit in someone's anus."
"Not with that attitude."
XD I fucking died
Even funnier when you translate the response from the French person.
In the end "oh! I told you it would fit" XD
I mean, the human anus can stretch to 8ish inches without damage... So...
666 like 😱
ANTOINE DANIEL ON T'AIME💍
xD
Joanneokp. M
on est en minorité ici
Je ne comprends pas ce cliché aucun français ne s'habille comme ça (si tu vois quelqu'un habillé comme ça c'est sûrement une personne qui croient que les français s'habiller comme ça )
Death X il y a des vieux qui porte un béret
Tom is so British that he make joke just by fact of Frenchness of Frenches.
Just found the subtitles 3 years after I first watched this. I missed out on a true gem with that one, no idea you could edit the auto subtitles and you did it stupendously
Baguette
Brambles 100% true
I took like 10 categories on duolingo and so I understood some of it, I can kinda understand what he is talking about but never the full idea
Et oui Muhahahahaha
I'm French and I learned English
Sans dec
Omg le créateur d'asdf avec Antoine Daniel mais c'est génial !
The subtitles were sublime! Loved every minute.
the *plop* "oh I TOLD YOU IT WOULD FIT" is amazing
1:52 i don't speak french but i'm pretty sure he said "oh no my dick picks" in french ofc
He did x)
yes it is he said : oh my Dick pics
Yeah it has captions so.....
oui
I think so
Six years of French and all I can remember is "donde esta la Bibliotheca?"
I don't know how serious you are but that's Spanish =/
'French' 😂
C'est pas du français mdr
For me it's only 'Ou est la toilet, s'il vous plait?'
Hate to break it to you but pretty sure that's Spanish
The subtitles make this so much better, all the actions labeled with le beforehand
Those amazing subtitles are certainly a way to get views. Now whenever I come back to watch it, I have to watch it twice, for all the comedic genious.
si Antoine ne fait plus de vidéos sur sa chaîne... c'est parce qu'il travaille pour Tom maintenant ! :p
Elle était géniale cette intro ^^ "Pendant ce temps là, Antoine Daniel buvait des coups au Choix de Buscarron"
da hell does all dat mean?
The first one said that Antoine Daniel (the French guy) didn't do videos because now he works for tom
C'était le choix de Buscarron ...
Well, basically Antoine hasn't made any video for a long time now, so every one in France is asking him when his next one is coming out. And our friend in the comment above suggested that he is working for Tom now.
I personnally think that Antoine is dead, and that he has been replaced by a demonic Lord of the Underdark, named Ygglathorggg The Third, who wants to use Antoine's fame to corrupt the youth.
But that's just common sense.
Merde, on est démasqué les gars...
Tekstar bon bah pour faire diversion on n’a plus qu’à envoyer les gilets jaune 😂
Tekstar faut prendre la… RACLETTE!
Je sais que c’est dur à croire, mais on a plus le choix
Je vais faire mon innocent et espionner
Sachez que l'armée du Rhône-Alpes et avec vous nous sommes une des régions les moins aimés mais on pourrait être utile surtout qu'on a un gilet jaune il s'appelle Joël il a 53 ans et il a poser un gilet jaune sur sa voiture
Merde les gars Fait chauffer le moteur de la tour eiffel (dite moi si je vais trop loin )
Cette vidéo que j'ai vu il y a 4 ans est de retour dans mes recommandations
Vive 2021
Hahaha your subtitles are super funny Tomska, keep it up! :D
"ah toutes les photos de ma bites"
I laughed at this so hard
You said "All of the pictures of my dickS" Its not like dicks pics XD.
Eddythebox lol I didn't see that! :P
You're not a real french if you don't have any problems with "s"
Jeremy Dousset il a beaucoup de s dans cette phrase je pense que tu n'ais pas français mais moi je suis français et Antoine Daniel et un très bon youtuber
"je suis français"
"je ne sais pas conjuguer mes verbes et je donne des leçons aux autres"
"je suis né après 2000"
90% of these comments are just people talking in French xD
Panic! Attack At The Disco CAR NOUS SOMMES PARTOUT
On est là pour ça mon ami
Uhhh no hablo ingles, wait shit
*We are everywhere*
Oui nous sommes partout. :)
I love your captions
Seven years later, but your subtitles are banging! (frantically le panics) is exactly the kind of sound description we want and deserve.
I am commenting about how great your subtitles are
Aren't they just le fabulous
libby Williams haha yep!
With this comment I grant thee infinite self-esteem
GoldenMiru Swishy Swishy Fist Fist for the winnnn
the subtitles are not made by the youtubers but by anyone who wanna do it
Where did those aliens come from? From the hole.
they are emissarys sent by the orbs.
...that came from the hole
BWONG
Spamcat obviously, you guys need to pay attention.
where did the anal probe end on?
You’re subtitles are really great:)
Il est toujours dans les meilleurs vidéos Antoine 😂
Oui
What the cut did I just watch ?
Sacha Raphard
*clap* *clap* *clap
Sacha Raphard
...
Tu es officiellement un génie.
Bravo XD!
Sacha Raphard yep
"I told you it would fit!"
Saint Jiub *outro*
Juste magnifique 👌🏼
“See what’s he saying? Idk cause he’s an alien” iQ 100
100 is pretty normal.
-And a laptop
-yeah
-with a space bar
*Dead* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ksgvlgaming Le tappy tappy
*Proceeds to click repeatedly*
Looks like my original joke was already stolen...
click click click click click clickebidbeocbrhrusxudnebxiyehdvxuudjegx7dj rjfmdkxpf
Le throw
Cela ne fera pas revenir les WTC, mais la vidéo reste absolument géniale !
Narnia Dici 1:27
Bien dommage
WHAT?!
Narnia Dici please translate I’m to lazy to look it up lol
"This won't make WTC come back, but the video is still absolutely amazing!" (Géniale, can be translated to something else that i can't think of right now, therefore i chose an adjective.)
I just realized that none of these videos have ads and it’s actually making me so happy
TomSka you have the best subtitles of any video with subtitles
I always knew there was something odd about the french...
well you can't expect anything good from these two teaming up. tomska will have a hard time getting out of this... or the baguette out of his ass.
What would you expect from people who eat pain for breakfast?
Elbough Le Zoreil you mean bread not pain
(that'sthejoke.jpg)
Come here we'll teach you
*Laughs maniacally in french* : hon hon hon baguette
Plus machiavélique please😉
MouaHahahaha baguette😈
Hon hon hon❌ = non non non ✔️(= no no no)
@@Sanguis_Tepes elle imitait le rire, en onomatopées 😉😉
@@cat_237 a ok xD
french tf2 spy noises
Your subtitles are the best i've eVeR seen
Your subtitles are great Tom
There we go now everybody feels obligé de parler en français dans les commentaires juste à cause que... oh no! It's happening to me
"à cause que" is some really ugly french ... my eyes, they bleed.
+Khovann XD
+Khovann It's not even actual French. Just like "chocolatine", it's some thing that people will say but on no account should be thought of as correct speech.
+Kohvann xDD 😂
j'aime les chocolatine
ps : je déconne
2 years of French finally helped me ;D
vernon choi
Ca t'as vraiment aidé ? Tu comprends ce commentaire sans google traduction ? Xp
He know our language !!!!call the mother ship !!!! A tout les français sortez les baguettes !!!!😆
Ok traduit sa : le parlement européen à décidé que tout vie alien sera déguste dans des baguette acheté dans une boulangerie du marché noir avec du curie toute personne qui n'accepte pas ces conditions seront brûler dans un volcan !
- Tyrex -
Bah moi ca me va
C'est sûr que si vous savez pas écrire français elle pourra jamais comprendre :\
I had no idea who Antoine Daniel was when I watched this video years ago, now that I watch the qsmp it’s crazy to think that I had seen content with him so long ago
Someone mentioned this video in Antoine's Twitch chat the other day so I had to go back and watch it again after so many years. Still so funny!