My Quest To Become God On This Server

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 20. 05. 2024
  • THE MOST BANANAS DAY ON THE LIFESTEAL SMP IS AFOOT. The server needs to elect a new god, but nobody would ever vote for me, right? The newest member... I haven't even been on for a full season... No teammates, tried to nuke the world, killed eight people at a fake birthday party, why on earth would anybody vote for me? AND WHY AM I WINNING!??!?! And oh my god oh good lord IT'S CAPTAINSPARKLEZ WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!
    MORE SQUIDDO STUFF:
    Merch: squiddostore.com
    Twitter: / therealsquiddo
    Discord: / discord
    Additional music by Kevin MacLeod, www.incompetech.com
  • Hry

Komentáře • 869

  • @Squiddo
    @Squiddo  Před 24 dny +1583

    SORRY I WAS GONE FOR A MONTH I WAS BUSY BECOMING GOD

  • @ashswag
    @ashswag Před 24 dny +2628

    "nice video" - ashswag
    "delete this video now" - the commissioner

  • @4CVIT
    @4CVIT Před 24 dny +718

    I still don't understand how we won after that EVIL MASTERPIECE of a slander video 😭
    Squiddo was the real Lifesteal God we needed o7

  • @Cup1d_k1tty
    @Cup1d_k1tty Před 24 dny +919

    “Squiddo’s daily tasks:”
    “Become god (easiest task)”

  • @wemmbumc
    @wemmbumc Před 24 dny +1012

    My Quest To Mog God On This Server

  • @TheTankCommander-xv7vw
    @TheTankCommander-xv7vw Před 24 dny +566

    list of what went wrong:
    . Guns don't work
    . The captain died
    but TF2 music hit hard

  • @south452
    @south452 Před 24 dny +983

    captain sparkles being hailed as what I can only really call the patron saint of the lifesteal server through certain shenanigans, bringing forth the White House as his trusty vehicle and guns for his allies, before inevitably sacrificing himself and falling off a kingdom was really not what I expected at all from this video but I’m certainly not complaining

  • @TOR_Researcher_YT
    @TOR_Researcher_YT Před 24 dny +180

    Wembu: “I have a game for you-“
    Squiddo: *hangs up in fear* “Subscribe if you want to see that…”

  • @JustKaboodle103
    @JustKaboodle103 Před 24 dny +110

    THIS ENTIRE VIDEO FEELS LIKE SUCH A FEVER DREAM I LOVE IT BANGERRR AS ALWAYS

    • @thomasloops
      @thomasloops Před 20 dny

      why the hell is kaboodle here with 33 likes

    • @RENINEEE
      @RENINEEE Před 18 dny

      KABOODLEEE!!

  • @HighStars4
    @HighStars4 Před 24 dny +195

    I feel like Squiddo's becoming more and more of a threat each video and I'm all for it

  • @KazuNEET
    @KazuNEET Před 24 dny +80

    "So...squiddo, why did you become a candidate?"
    Squiddo: Uhhhhhh.... *diversity*

  • @SiameseOnMC
    @SiameseOnMC Před 24 dny +143

    "THE white house is falling, ITS GONNA LAND ON ME!" - Best Last Words

  • @Gaster_7656
    @Gaster_7656 Před 24 dny +97

    "KID! I'M BUSY BECOMING [God]. GO PLAY [Minecrap] OR SOMETHING!" -Spamton G Spamton

  • @RainbowAppreciator
    @RainbowAppreciator Před 24 dny +246

    The first words being “Captain Sparklez” is gonna be a sign that this is gonna be a good video! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @GoodBoyGaming-fj6zp
    @GoodBoyGaming-fj6zp Před 24 dny +53

    "It was nice to enjoy the peace while it lasted," squiddo says while pointing a gun at her friend.

  • @NeverEndingFire13
    @NeverEndingFire13 Před 23 dny +18

    I love how at this point she's just accepted the truth that the sillier the event the more likely it is to happen to her

  • @MVert_Creations-GD
    @MVert_Creations-GD Před 24 dny +103

    That Wembu vs Squiddo lore is gonna go hard >:D

    • @geraldballinger6428
      @geraldballinger6428 Před 24 dny +15

      If wembu is william, then I guess this makes squiddo Henry emily

  • @Archiver_Studio
    @Archiver_Studio Před 24 dny +55

    I'm still in disbelief that CaptainSparklez himself not only appeared in Lifesteal, but he willingly died by re-enacting the events of Fallen Kingdom
    And the fact of there being TWO different elections just for presidency is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard so it vibes REALLY well with the Lifesteal SMP
    And Ashwagg being the definition of chaotic neutral is to be expected at this point, he has no sides. He commands ALL SIDES

  • @dentmedkit
    @dentmedkit Před 24 dny +115

    2:30 homestuck ost jumpscare.

    • @noideangl
      @noideangl Před 24 dny +14

      6:01 homestuck ost jumpscare x2

    • @tresblo
      @tresblo Před 24 dny +5

      phighting pfp jumpscare

    • @doornumb
      @doornumb Před 23 dny +1

      haha grey

  • @itzkatie985
    @itzkatie985 Před 24 dny +23

    I last watched Lifesteal when rekrap was there, when Squiddo joined, I INSTANTLY STARTED WATCHING LIFESTEAL

  • @tigurt11
    @tigurt11 Před 23 dny +11

    16:14 bruh “I tried shotgunning mapic againa and again but i couldn’t penetrate his plot armor”😂

  • @Fundsher
    @Fundsher Před 24 dny +131

    "Becoming god"? Average day for squiddo (A bit drab)

  • @Pangi
    @Pangi Před 24 dny +53

    Lifesteal with guns is like a fever dream with milk 😦

  • @proximityisreal
    @proximityisreal Před 23 dny +9

    The entire captainsparkles bit of the video seems like a fever dream

  • @KazuNEET
    @KazuNEET Před 24 dny +23

    The 4cvit exposed video went crazy.
    Squiddo pulled every card in the deck, and then opened a brand new pack just to get more cards.

  • @k0k0MI799
    @k0k0MI799 Před 24 dny +31

    squiddo as God forever >:)

  • @stealth-airsoft-
    @stealth-airsoft- Před 24 dny +11

    i remember watching squiddo go back to find herobrine and now i’m watching her try to become god on the deadliest minecraft server

  • @--cookie
    @--cookie Před 24 dny +29

    EVERYBODY WAKE UP Squiddo uploaded

  • @NoSis_1
    @NoSis_1 Před 24 dny +7

    I thought the answer to the question at the start of the video was “America” 😂😅
    It was the intro, “This is CaptainSparklez. This is the White House. And this is a gun. You know what they have in common?” That one! ☝️

  • @patrykkowalczyk7698
    @patrykkowalczyk7698 Před 24 dny +11

    squiddo afrer that phone call: "AW shit here we go again"

  • @anastasiaakhmetova9432
    @anastasiaakhmetova9432 Před 24 dny +7

    When squiddo animating wembu and ALL other animations are so goood!

  • @laurentic1146
    @laurentic1146 Před 23 dny +5

    That animation at the end was SMOOTH

  • @Real_E.M.Entertainment
    @Real_E.M.Entertainment Před 24 dny +9

    I love how Squido's Profile picture (on discord I think) is Headspace Kel from Omori I love that game! (Yes, I do know what the game's about.)

  • @ZeGratEli
    @ZeGratEli Před 24 dny +9

    Squiddo as a god is a match made in heaven!

  • @NotedGaming
    @NotedGaming Před 23 dny +5

    Bro squiddo, wembu and minute have been grinding out vids this season. Best new members ever

  • @egzihokraviny
    @egzihokraviny Před 24 dny +7

    THE ANIMATION AT THE END WAS CRAZY

  • @thatgarryman9400
    @thatgarryman9400 Před 24 dny +3

    This was actually such a big rollercoaster of emotions. One day, Squiddo. One day, thy leardership shall be upon the land you call Lifesteal.

  • @labbit3574
    @labbit3574 Před 24 dny +4

    Adding guns and a whole ass flying white house is the most American thing I’ve ever seen

  • @DustinoDelapine
    @DustinoDelapine Před 24 dny +4

    “How often do you think of the Roman Empire?”
    Redoons & 4Cvit trying to make a Triumvirate with Squiddo:

  • @bodgethemechanic
    @bodgethemechanic Před 24 dny +13

    ALL HAIL GOD SQUIDDO!!!

  • @Lyrosion
    @Lyrosion Před 24 dny +4

    Squiddo makes probably the funniest life steal vids atm and it’s amazing

  • @SSukram_
    @SSukram_ Před 24 dny +9

    SQUIDDO SPLATOON PLAYER 100% CONFIRMED
    (yes i know she used music from the series in other vids but maybe she just liked them)

    • @SSukram_
      @SSukram_ Před 24 dny

      Also squiddo, if you are reading this are you in the "splatchannel" pool in Splatoon?

    • @Squiddo
      @Squiddo  Před 24 dny +3

      @@SSukram_ I'm not in any pools... But yes I am a splatoon lover, thats where I got my name :)

  • @Spokeishere
    @Spokeishere Před 24 dny +6

    Let’s Get It!

    • @itzkatie985
      @itzkatie985 Před 23 dny

      No replies and 4 likes? Lemme fix that.

  • @mmaostva
    @mmaostva Před 20 dny +1

    13:33 "my former ally/god just showed up on our doorstep" is crazy out of context

  • @DezAmmySel
    @DezAmmySel Před 24 dny +3

    that animation at the end was FANTASTIC!!!!!

  • @s0livagant_
    @s0livagant_ Před 24 dny +5

    5:14 bro is bouta get minced by redstone machines😨😨
    5:15 OMG IT SAYS 'clownpierce

  • @Amooooooongus
    @Amooooooongus Před 22 dny +2

    It took me by surprise when she was explaining the stuff with 4cvit and portal music started playing in the background

  • @JaStrykr0_0404
    @JaStrykr0_0404 Před 24 dny +3

    This video feels like a fever dream

  • @theperfectspecimen2697
    @theperfectspecimen2697 Před 21 dnem +1

    Whoever edited this video did a really good job. Haven't finished the video but I felt the need to express that right away.

  • @WorldWeave
    @WorldWeave Před 22 dny +1

    That animation at the end was SO GOOD

  • @funwithjlxrblx
    @funwithjlxrblx Před 24 dny +4

    0:04 america!

  • @user-qs2fw1ql2t
    @user-qs2fw1ql2t Před 8 dny +1

    Wembyu as a rejected king,the gates of hell,wightehouse,guns,airships and LORE.
    Normal.

  • @UsernameTaakenYT
    @UsernameTaakenYT Před 20 dny +1

    Bro that end was fire also rip the king captain sparkles you may have been doomed to fall at the kingdom but you will never fall in our hearts you used to rule the world.

  • @Oven_C00P3R
    @Oven_C00P3R Před 24 dny +7

    Wake up babe, Squiddo uploaded!

  • @LukeIsntSmart
    @LukeIsntSmart Před 24 dny +5

    WE LOVE YOU SQUIDDO! Even though you might not be God you're still supernaturally spectacular in our eyes! 😊

  • @corruptedmask4911
    @corruptedmask4911 Před 21 dnem +1

    Holy crap, the use of the portal soundtrack around 4:10 was sooooo perfect ahhh

  • @Ash_ok33
    @Ash_ok33 Před 8 dny +1

    “The bullets couldn’t penetrate hid plot armor!”
    *-Every villain to the protagonist*

  • @Ttrizzparty
    @Ttrizzparty Před 22 dny +2

    U have this as a mission? Man, I’m god on an off day. YOU GOD ON AN OFF DAY WE ALL GOD ON AN OFF DAY!

  • @DEPTHWOKEN-yb5gn
    @DEPTHWOKEN-yb5gn Před 18 dny +2

    Squiddos cliffhangers always go so hard

  • @dreamblade6849
    @dreamblade6849 Před 22 dny +2

    Ok so, Squiddo and Wemmbu really becoming Henry Emily and William Afton.

  • @aarontheaxolotl2709
    @aarontheaxolotl2709 Před 18 dny +1

    the first squiddo video i ever watched was the tourist video years ago, looking back on it I'm happy I subscribed back then because I keep getting spoodn-fed amazing content like this, thank you squiddo

  • @Yummy_yummy_organics
    @Yummy_yummy_organics Před 24 dny +1

    Squiddo is the only person who makes me care enough about lifesteal to watch a video about it

  • @valakivalakifalvai137
    @valakivalakifalvai137 Před 24 dny +2

    That ending was way more cinematic and cool then it actually played out...

  • @scelebob4329
    @scelebob4329 Před 22 dny +2

    14:34
    So you're telling me that captain sparkles died to fall damage in a fallen kingdom? I feel like ive seen this before..

  • @sammmarru9105
    @sammmarru9105 Před 24 dny +1

    Quite possibly one of the best Minecraft smp series I’ve seen

  • @Captain.Mystic
    @Captain.Mystic Před 20 dny +1

    Ah yes my favorite minecraft series, squid kid out of her depth -> cult leader making increasingly unhinged attempts at the human instrumentality project

  • @bluereel1246
    @bluereel1246 Před 24 dny +3

    I was loosing my mind in Bacon's chat when you dropped the slander video. Fucking incredible! I havn't laughed this hard at a youtube video in a long time!

  • @wyattsfilms4451
    @wyattsfilms4451 Před 22 dny +3

    22:03 To Be continued after 2 Videos…

  • @HameleoshaDeHoga
    @HameleoshaDeHoga Před 2 dny

    I believe this is the most incomprehensible lifesteal episode I've watched, paired with getting my brain literally melted in my latest dream. This is so lore accurate rn

  • @ScribbledChicken
    @ScribbledChicken Před 21 dnem +1

    THAT ANIMATION AT THE END GOES SO HARD!! HOLY

  • @unavailableun
    @unavailableun Před 24 dny +2

    Just wanna say that the phrase "biblical rapture" (something you say in the video) is an oxymoron, two words that are mutually exclusive from each other.

  • @lapsuscalendis
    @lapsuscalendis Před 23 dny +1

    This is really going to be Epic Lore.
    Also you went to Australia and met Kaboodle?

  • @ngljustwannavibe
    @ngljustwannavibe Před 24 dny +1

    man, every time I think I have burnout from watching mc videos, your stuff always immediately revives me. absolutely love this one, awesome job squiddo!!

  • @harioverload
    @harioverload Před 23 dny +1

    this video fills me with an unrecognizable joy

  • @MujiDrawsYou
    @MujiDrawsYou Před 24 dny +2

    Wemmbu having his revenge arc hahahh😂

  • @burntbeanies7886
    @burntbeanies7886 Před 23 dny +2

    Your sound choices make me cackle the fucking lego brick sound as the "plane" just fell is so good. And that fucking cat picture at the HELLO my god LMAo You're literally so funny Squiddo. I hope you had fun in Australia it's so awesome here!!!

  • @fuzionvlogs2662
    @fuzionvlogs2662 Před 11 dny +1

    "Captainsparklez was doomed to fall" IS THAT A REFERENCE?!?!

  • @hamon612
    @hamon612 Před 14 dny +1

    I love how this is just about as insane as the average Guilty Gear plotline

  • @PlagueDoctor_0
    @PlagueDoctor_0 Před 23 dny +2

    I'm Loving the music for this one!

  • @HL2conscript
    @HL2conscript Před 2 dny +1

    i have never thought i would have forseen squiddo WITH A GODDAMN SPAS-12 SHOTGUN

  • @SenatorColaArmstrong
    @SenatorColaArmstrong Před 17 dny +1

    Nothing can describe the joy I felt hearing the TF2 OST… Thank you, Squiddo.

  • @Monofett
    @Monofett Před 22 dny +1

    dang. I can feel the servers end nearing. Looking forward to the next upload Squiddo!

  • @ZyphsPetSpider
    @ZyphsPetSpider Před 24 dny +2

    Can we appreciate the music sync at 14:48

  • @Fancy._Mar
    @Fancy._Mar Před 24 dny +1

    This whole video was literally amazing in so many ways I LOVE THIS SM!!!

  • @ICallShotgun13
    @ICallShotgun13 Před 22 dny +1

    This is an absolute fever dream. I love it.

  • @CatMeow24-qr7uo
    @CatMeow24-qr7uo Před 16 dny

    5:45
    That metal pipe was absolut perfection 😂

  • @SuperGamePlayer64
    @SuperGamePlayer64 Před 24 dny +2

    Squiddo in a way became god because she was able to defy her own “law” with her own will. That’s pretty god like to me.

  • @Afatcatspy
    @Afatcatspy Před 24 dny +1

    another squiddo banger (also holy shit that animation at the end is cold)

  • @Curesied
    @Curesied Před 22 dny +2

    I thought he was going to say : lifesteal needs America

  • @Teleputer
    @Teleputer Před 24 dny +2

    Reddoons in the thumbnail is about to tell me that the FUTURES. MADE OF. VIRTUAL INSANITY. NOW ALWAYS. SEEM TO. BE GOVERNED BY THIS LOVE WE HAVE.

  • @justdawdling2484
    @justdawdling2484 Před 24 dny +2

    16:03 mapics plot armour is to strong lol

  • @toxic_foxy.
    @toxic_foxy. Před 2 dny +1

    Squiddo should try to hunt ghosts on the [REDACTED] smp

  • @paw_94
    @paw_94 Před 21 dnem +1

    "my former ally/god had just shown up naked at our doorstep"
    -squiddo, 2024

  • @aberdokkiplays9346
    @aberdokkiplays9346 Před 21 dnem +1

    I have never laughed so much at a youtube video! 100% deserved my sub, and you deserve more than the amount you have! Gonna bindge watch your videos now :3

  • @llominous3495
    @llominous3495 Před 23 dny +1

    Lifesteal lore goes incredibly hard fr fr

  • @10billioncarrots
    @10billioncarrots Před 24 dny +1

    How the hell do the endings of your lifesteal vids always hit me in the feels!!

  • @MRPEN-bz3fe
    @MRPEN-bz3fe Před 20 dny +1

    This was the most silly goober cat explosion shenanigans video

  • @kykybie8499
    @kykybie8499 Před 21 dnem +1

    i watch a lifesteal smp video once a blue moon so i never have a single clue what the fuck is going on but i love every single one i watch this was hilarious

  • @KazuNEET
    @KazuNEET Před 24 dny +2

    Yay squiddo uploaded!

  • @theperfectspecimen2697
    @theperfectspecimen2697 Před 21 dnem

    The whitehouse flying in as an airship next to Fallen Kingdom followed by biblical raptures to happen on the roof of the whitehouse during a gunfight was the hardest thing I've seen in minecraft.