My Quest To Become God On This Server

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  • čas přidán 20. 05. 2024
  • THE MOST BANANAS DAY ON THE LIFESTEAL SMP IS AFOOT. The server needs to elect a new god, but nobody would ever vote for me, right? The newest member... I haven't even been on for a full season... No teammates, tried to nuke the world, killed eight people at a fake birthday party, why on earth would anybody vote for me? AND WHY AM I WINNING!??!?! And oh my god oh good lord IT'S CAPTAINSPARKLEZ WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!
    MORE SQUIDDO STUFF:
    Merch: squiddostore.com
    Twitter: / therealsquiddo
    Discord: / discord
    Additional music by Kevin MacLeod, www.incompetech.com
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Komentáře • 881

  • @Squiddo
    @Squiddo  Před 27 dny +1614

    SORRY I WAS GONE FOR A MONTH I WAS BUSY BECOMING GOD

  • @ashswag
    @ashswag Před 27 dny +2688

    "nice video" - ashswag
    "delete this video now" - the commissioner

  • @wemmbumc
    @wemmbumc Před 27 dny +1027

    My Quest To Mog God On This Server

  • @4CVIT
    @4CVIT Před 27 dny +737

    I still don't understand how we won after that EVIL MASTERPIECE of a slander video 😭
    Squiddo was the real Lifesteal God we needed o7

  • @L3m0nc4t
    @L3m0nc4t Před 27 dny +935

    “Squiddo’s daily tasks:”
    “Become god (easiest task)”

  • @TheTankCommander-xv7vw
    @TheTankCommander-xv7vw Před 27 dny +593

    list of what went wrong:
    . Guns don't work
    . The captain died
    but TF2 music hit hard

  • @south452
    @south452 Před 27 dny +999

    captain sparkles being hailed as what I can only really call the patron saint of the lifesteal server through certain shenanigans, bringing forth the White House as his trusty vehicle and guns for his allies, before inevitably sacrificing himself and falling off a kingdom was really not what I expected at all from this video but I’m certainly not complaining

  • @JustKaboodle103
    @JustKaboodle103 Před 27 dny +121

    THIS ENTIRE VIDEO FEELS LIKE SUCH A FEVER DREAM I LOVE IT BANGERRR AS ALWAYS

    • @thomasloops
      @thomasloops Před 23 dny

      why the hell is kaboodle here with 33 likes

    • @RENINEEE
      @RENINEEE Před 21 dnem

      KABOODLEEE!!

  • @TOR_Researcher_YT
    @TOR_Researcher_YT Před 27 dny +187

    Wembu: “I have a game for you-“
    Squiddo: *hangs up in fear* “Subscribe if you want to see that…”

  • @HighStars4
    @HighStars4 Před 27 dny +197

    I feel like Squiddo's becoming more and more of a threat each video and I'm all for it

  • @SiameseOnMC
    @SiameseOnMC Před 27 dny +144

    "THE white house is falling, ITS GONNA LAND ON ME!" - Best Last Words

  • @KazuNEET
    @KazuNEET Před 27 dny +85

    "So...squiddo, why did you become a candidate?"
    Squiddo: Uhhhhhh.... *diversity*

  • @Gaster_7656
    @Gaster_7656 Před 27 dny +98

    "KID! I'M BUSY BECOMING [God]. GO PLAY [Minecrap] OR SOMETHING!" -Spamton G Spamton

  • @RainbowAppreciator
    @RainbowAppreciator Před 27 dny +249

    The first words being “Captain Sparklez” is gonna be a sign that this is gonna be a good video! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @MVert_Creations-GD
    @MVert_Creations-GD Před 27 dny +104

    That Wembu vs Squiddo lore is gonna go hard >:D

    • @geraldballinger6428
      @geraldballinger6428 Před 27 dny +15

      If wembu is william, then I guess this makes squiddo Henry emily

  • @Archiver_Studio
    @Archiver_Studio Před 27 dny +55

    I'm still in disbelief that CaptainSparklez himself not only appeared in Lifesteal, but he willingly died by re-enacting the events of Fallen Kingdom
    And the fact of there being TWO different elections just for presidency is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard so it vibes REALLY well with the Lifesteal SMP
    And Ashwagg being the definition of chaotic neutral is to be expected at this point, he has no sides. He commands ALL SIDES

  • @NeverEndingFire13
    @NeverEndingFire13 Před 27 dny +18

    I love how at this point she's just accepted the truth that the sillier the event the more likely it is to happen to her

  • @GoodBoyGaming-fj6zp
    @GoodBoyGaming-fj6zp Před 27 dny +53

    "It was nice to enjoy the peace while it lasted," squiddo says while pointing a gun at her friend.

  • @Pangi
    @Pangi Před 27 dny +53

    Lifesteal with guns is like a fever dream with milk 😦

  • @tigurt11
    @tigurt11 Před 26 dny +11

    16:14 bruh “I tried shotgunning mapic againa and again but i couldn’t penetrate his plot armor”😂

  • @proximityisreal
    @proximityisreal Před 26 dny +9

    The entire captainsparkles bit of the video seems like a fever dream

  • @itzkatie985
    @itzkatie985 Před 27 dny +23

    I last watched Lifesteal when rekrap was there, when Squiddo joined, I INSTANTLY STARTED WATCHING LIFESTEAL

  • @Fundsher
    @Fundsher Před 27 dny +132

    "Becoming god"? Average day for squiddo (A bit drab)

  • @dentmedkit
    @dentmedkit Před 27 dny +115

    2:30 homestuck ost jumpscare.

    • @noideangl
      @noideangl Před 27 dny +14

      6:01 homestuck ost jumpscare x2

    • @tresblo
      @tresblo Před 27 dny +5

      phighting pfp jumpscare

    • @doornumb
      @doornumb Před 26 dny +1

      haha grey

  • @KazuNEET
    @KazuNEET Před 27 dny +23

    The 4cvit exposed video went crazy.
    Squiddo pulled every card in the deck, and then opened a brand new pack just to get more cards.

  • @k0k0MI799
    @k0k0MI799 Před 27 dny +31

    squiddo as God forever >:)

  • @stealth-airsoft-
    @stealth-airsoft- Před 27 dny +11

    i remember watching squiddo go back to find herobrine and now i’m watching her try to become god on the deadliest minecraft server

  • @--cookie
    @--cookie Před 27 dny +29

    EVERYBODY WAKE UP Squiddo uploaded

  • @NoSis_1
    @NoSis_1 Před 27 dny +7

    I thought the answer to the question at the start of the video was “America” 😂😅
    It was the intro, “This is CaptainSparklez. This is the White House. And this is a gun. You know what they have in common?” That one! ☝️

  • @anastasiaakhmetova9432
    @anastasiaakhmetova9432 Před 27 dny +7

    When squiddo animating wembu and ALL other animations are so goood!

  • @laurentic1146
    @laurentic1146 Před 26 dny +5

    That animation at the end was SMOOTH

  • @Spokeishere
    @Spokeishere Před 27 dny +6

    Let’s Get It!

    • @itzkatie985
      @itzkatie985 Před 27 dny

      No replies and 4 likes? Lemme fix that.

  • @DustinoDelapine
    @DustinoDelapine Před 27 dny +4

    “How often do you think of the Roman Empire?”
    Redoons & 4Cvit trying to make a Triumvirate with Squiddo:

  • @ZeGratEli
    @ZeGratEli Před 27 dny +9

    Squiddo as a god is a match made in heaven!

  • @thatgarryman9400
    @thatgarryman9400 Před 27 dny +3

    This was actually such a big rollercoaster of emotions. One day, Squiddo. One day, thy leardership shall be upon the land you call Lifesteal.

  • @Real_E.M.Entertainment
    @Real_E.M.Entertainment Před 27 dny +9

    I love how Squido's Profile picture (on discord I think) is Headspace Kel from Omori I love that game! (Yes, I do know what the game's about.)

  • @Lyrosion
    @Lyrosion Před 27 dny +4

    Squiddo makes probably the funniest life steal vids atm and it’s amazing

  • @patrykkowalczyk7698
    @patrykkowalczyk7698 Před 27 dny +11

    squiddo afrer that phone call: "AW shit here we go again"

  • @egzihokraviny
    @egzihokraviny Před 27 dny +7

    THE ANIMATION AT THE END WAS CRAZY

  • @SSukram_
    @SSukram_ Před 27 dny +9

    SQUIDDO SPLATOON PLAYER 100% CONFIRMED
    (yes i know she used music from the series in other vids but maybe she just liked them)

    • @SSukram_
      @SSukram_ Před 27 dny

      Also squiddo, if you are reading this are you in the "splatchannel" pool in Splatoon?

    • @Squiddo
      @Squiddo  Před 27 dny +3

      @@SSukram_ I'm not in any pools... But yes I am a splatoon lover, thats where I got my name :)

  • @NotedGaming
    @NotedGaming Před 26 dny +5

    Bro squiddo, wembu and minute have been grinding out vids this season. Best new members ever

  • @bodgethemechanic
    @bodgethemechanic Před 27 dny +13

    ALL HAIL GOD SQUIDDO!!!

  • @mmaostva
    @mmaostva Před 24 dny +1

    13:33 "my former ally/god just showed up on our doorstep" is crazy out of context

  • @labbit3574
    @labbit3574 Před 27 dny +4

    Adding guns and a whole ass flying white house is the most American thing I’ve ever seen

  • @corruptedmask4911
    @corruptedmask4911 Před 24 dny +1

    Holy crap, the use of the portal soundtrack around 4:10 was sooooo perfect ahhh

  • @ngljustwannavibe
    @ngljustwannavibe Před 27 dny +1

    man, every time I think I have burnout from watching mc videos, your stuff always immediately revives me. absolutely love this one, awesome job squiddo!!

  • @DezAmmySel
    @DezAmmySel Před 27 dny +3

    that animation at the end was FANTASTIC!!!!!

  • @s0livagant_
    @s0livagant_ Před 27 dny +5

    5:14 bro is bouta get minced by redstone machines😨😨
    5:15 OMG IT SAYS 'clownpierce

  • @Ash_ok33
    @Ash_ok33 Před 12 dny +1

    “The bullets couldn’t penetrate hid plot armor!”
    *-Every villain to the protagonist*

  • @user-qs2fw1ql2t
    @user-qs2fw1ql2t Před 12 dny +1

    Wembyu as a rejected king,the gates of hell,wightehouse,guns,airships and LORE.
    Normal.

  • @Fancy._Mar
    @Fancy._Mar Před 27 dny +1

    This whole video was literally amazing in so many ways I LOVE THIS SM!!!

  • @aarontheaxolotl2709
    @aarontheaxolotl2709 Před 21 dnem +1

    the first squiddo video i ever watched was the tourist video years ago, looking back on it I'm happy I subscribed back then because I keep getting spoodn-fed amazing content like this, thank you squiddo

  • @JaStrykr0_0404
    @JaStrykr0_0404 Před 27 dny +3

    This video feels like a fever dream

  • @theperfectspecimen2697
    @theperfectspecimen2697 Před 24 dny +1

    Whoever edited this video did a really good job. Haven't finished the video but I felt the need to express that right away.

  • @aberdokkiplays9346
    @aberdokkiplays9346 Před 25 dny +1

    I have never laughed so much at a youtube video! 100% deserved my sub, and you deserve more than the amount you have! Gonna bindge watch your videos now :3

  • @Captain.Mystic
    @Captain.Mystic Před 23 dny +1

    Ah yes my favorite minecraft series, squid kid out of her depth -> cult leader making increasingly unhinged attempts at the human instrumentality project

  • @DEPTHWOKEN-yb5gn
    @DEPTHWOKEN-yb5gn Před 21 dnem +2

    Squiddos cliffhangers always go so hard

  • @HameleoshaDeHoga
    @HameleoshaDeHoga Před 6 dny

    I believe this is the most incomprehensible lifesteal episode I've watched, paired with getting my brain literally melted in my latest dream. This is so lore accurate rn

  • @Oven_C00P3R
    @Oven_C00P3R Před 27 dny +7

    Wake up babe, Squiddo uploaded!

  • @WorldWeave
    @WorldWeave Před 25 dny +1

    That animation at the end was SO GOOD

  • @LukeIsntSmart
    @LukeIsntSmart Před 27 dny +5

    WE LOVE YOU SQUIDDO! Even though you might not be God you're still supernaturally spectacular in our eyes! 😊

  • @Amooooooongus
    @Amooooooongus Před 25 dny +2

    It took me by surprise when she was explaining the stuff with 4cvit and portal music started playing in the background

  • @UsernameTaakenYT
    @UsernameTaakenYT Před 23 dny +1

    Bro that end was fire also rip the king captain sparkles you may have been doomed to fall at the kingdom but you will never fall in our hearts you used to rule the world.

  • @Ttrizzparty
    @Ttrizzparty Před 25 dny +2

    U have this as a mission? Man, I’m god on an off day. YOU GOD ON AN OFF DAY WE ALL GOD ON AN OFF DAY!

  • @dreamblade6849
    @dreamblade6849 Před 25 dny +2

    Ok so, Squiddo and Wemmbu really becoming Henry Emily and William Afton.

  • @CatMeow24-qr7uo
    @CatMeow24-qr7uo Před 19 dny

    5:45
    That metal pipe was absolut perfection 😂

  • @Yummy_yummy_organics
    @Yummy_yummy_organics Před 27 dny +1

    Squiddo is the only person who makes me care enough about lifesteal to watch a video about it

  • @bluereel1246
    @bluereel1246 Před 27 dny +3

    I was loosing my mind in Bacon's chat when you dropped the slander video. Fucking incredible! I havn't laughed this hard at a youtube video in a long time!

  • @sammmarru9105
    @sammmarru9105 Před 27 dny +1

    Quite possibly one of the best Minecraft smp series I’ve seen

  • @funwithjlxrblx
    @funwithjlxrblx Před 27 dny +4

    0:04 america!

  • @Mastrhix
    @Mastrhix Před 25 dny

    This video's soundtrack was absolutely stacked, great work!!

  • @TheCowokie
    @TheCowokie Před 20 dny +1

    Becoming god? Classic Squiddo activities

  • @toxighost3226
    @toxighost3226 Před 25 dny +1

    i swear every video you make just gets better. Keep it up squiddo

  • @lyaar
    @lyaar Před 27 dny +1

    amazing video! very high quality and entertaining :))

  • @fuzionvlogs2662
    @fuzionvlogs2662 Před 14 dny +1

    "Captainsparklez was doomed to fall" IS THAT A REFERENCE?!?!

  • @10billioncarrots
    @10billioncarrots Před 27 dny +1

    How the hell do the endings of your lifesteal vids always hit me in the feels!!

  • @burntbeanies7886
    @burntbeanies7886 Před 27 dny +2

    Your sound choices make me cackle the fucking lego brick sound as the "plane" just fell is so good. And that fucking cat picture at the HELLO my god LMAo You're literally so funny Squiddo. I hope you had fun in Australia it's so awesome here!!!

  • @valakivalakifalvai137
    @valakivalakifalvai137 Před 27 dny +2

    That ending was way more cinematic and cool then it actually played out...

  • @f1nd_nulla
    @f1nd_nulla Před 15 dny +1

    I think I've watched this video over 3 times... I love squiddo's videos

  • @theperfectspecimen2697

    The whitehouse flying in as an airship next to Fallen Kingdom followed by biblical raptures to happen on the roof of the whitehouse during a gunfight was the hardest thing I've seen in minecraft.

  • @ICallShotgun13
    @ICallShotgun13 Před 25 dny +1

    This is an absolute fever dream. I love it.

  • @f82usa61
    @f82usa61 Před 13 dny

    This is batshit insane and I love it This is like White House down in Minecraft with guns

  • @unavailableun
    @unavailableun Před 27 dny +2

    Just wanna say that the phrase "biblical rapture" (something you say in the video) is an oxymoron, two words that are mutually exclusive from each other.

  • @MujiDrawsYou
    @MujiDrawsYou Před 27 dny +2

    Wemmbu having his revenge arc hahahh😂

  • @PlagueDoctor_0
    @PlagueDoctor_0 Před 27 dny +2

    I'm Loving the music for this one!

  • @Monofett
    @Monofett Před 26 dny +1

    dang. I can feel the servers end nearing. Looking forward to the next upload Squiddo!

  • @Teleputer
    @Teleputer Před 27 dny +2

    Reddoons in the thumbnail is about to tell me that the FUTURES. MADE OF. VIRTUAL INSANITY. NOW ALWAYS. SEEM TO. BE GOVERNED BY THIS LOVE WE HAVE.

  • @YTInsertNameHere
    @YTInsertNameHere Před 27 dny +1

    Why am I just now finding this channel I watch like every other lifestrealer but you’re halarious

  • @ScribbledChicken
    @ScribbledChicken Před 24 dny +1

    THAT ANIMATION AT THE END GOES SO HARD!! HOLY

  • @harioverload
    @harioverload Před 26 dny +1

    this video fills me with an unrecognizable joy

  • @kykybie8499
    @kykybie8499 Před 24 dny +1

    i watch a lifesteal smp video once a blue moon so i never have a single clue what the fuck is going on but i love every single one i watch this was hilarious

  • @NxtKen
    @NxtKen Před 24 dny +1

    I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!! i'm so excited for the next video!!!!!

  • @emilyvillager
    @emilyvillager Před 24 dny

    this goes so hard 🔥 what an incredible ride new fav lifestealer found omg

  • @HL2conscript
    @HL2conscript Před 5 dny +1

    i have never thought i would have forseen squiddo WITH A GODDAMN SPAS-12 SHOTGUN

  • @johnniehans4868
    @johnniehans4868 Před 27 dny +1

    OMG OMG OMG I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS THANK U AND I UNDERSTAND THE BREAK I AM SATISFIED

  • @MRPEN-bz3fe
    @MRPEN-bz3fe Před 23 dny +1

    This was the most silly goober cat explosion shenanigans video

  • @user-qn8pc8hj6j
    @user-qn8pc8hj6j Před 27 dny

    I WAS JUST BINGE WATCHING YOU AND AS SOON AS I FINISHED THIS UPLOADED YESSS I CAN FINALLY BE SATISFIED

  • @hamon612
    @hamon612 Před 18 dny +1

    I love how this is just about as insane as the average Guilty Gear plotline

  • @scelebob4329
    @scelebob4329 Před 25 dny +2

    14:34
    So you're telling me that captain sparkles died to fall damage in a fallen kingdom? I feel like ive seen this before..

  • @jackibear17
    @jackibear17 Před 24 dny +1

    awesome video and my favroite was the 4c splatoon reference