Q&A With Grey: Meme Edition

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  • @johanrunfeldt7174
    @johanrunfeldt7174 Před 3 lety +777

    If asked about whether the glass is half full or half empty, as an engineer I must reply: The glass is twice as large as it needs to be.

    • @byte7645
      @byte7645 Před 2 lety +5

      isnt that become 1/4th or are my math wrong

    • @slyar
      @slyar Před 2 lety +8

      @@byte7645 Twice = x2

    • @6.28
      @6.28 Před rokem +6

      the glass has a 2x engineering factor

  • @Y337n3ss
    @Y337n3ss Před 6 lety +3046

    "the glass is _this_ full"
    "this full"
    *"f u l l"*
    subtly positive.

    • @jaydentt
      @jaydentt Před 4 lety +87

      "It's this empty/full"
      Is what he should've said

    • @nandoslegend2685
      @nandoslegend2685 Před 4 lety +8

      Nah

    • @talongreenlee7704
      @talongreenlee7704 Před 4 lety +210

      If you have an empty glass and fill it halfway, it is half full, and if you have a full glass and you empty it halfway, it is half empty

    • @jaydentt
      @jaydentt Před 4 lety +48

      @@talongreenlee7704 end of discussion

    • @thomasdu7922
      @thomasdu7922 Před 4 lety +45

      +Talon Greenlee, However, this system is complicated and prone to failure, as to analyze every situation to find the correct words to describe the glass is inefficient. A good alternative is to say the glass is at "This Capacity".

  • @Ethan-mm9yk
    @Ethan-mm9yk Před 6 lety +611

    "Do I need to sacrifice a goat, CZcams? Because I'll do it."
    lol that caught me off-guard

  • @raf221
    @raf221 Před 5 lety +723

    A wise man said to me once:
    Life is short but it's the longest thing you'll ever do.

    • @trueaidooo
      @trueaidooo Před 3 lety +13

      Aside from being dead I guess

    • @7aygames35
      @7aygames35 Před 2 lety +11

      I think experience is a better word here because when you die you're doing the action of being dead and hence you are doing the action of being dead longer than living, but you only experience life

  • @sofi8245
    @sofi8245 Před 6 lety +2666

    Honestly the fishing analogy is the best thing I've ever heard

    • @asadparvez2
      @asadparvez2 Před 6 lety +16

      Its just so perfectly relevant!

    • @whimsicalhamster88
      @whimsicalhamster88 Před 6 lety +3

      I want it on a poster

    • @tdcsguy
      @tdcsguy Před 6 lety +18

      Yeah, but if you ask me he's basically just rephrasing "do what you love", because, you know, you will love the good fishing spots. Honestly I think "do what you love" is great advice, and if you'd actually follow it (in the fishing spot kind of way), then you wouldn't have to feel bad about it because it's "an unrealistically high standard"

    • @karnematch
      @karnematch Před 6 lety +79

      I think the analogy was more of a "look for what you like to do and do that", which is more helpful than just random "do what you love"

    • @candieflip
      @candieflip Před 6 lety

      Sofi nam jeff

  • @BusinessCasual
    @BusinessCasual Před 6 lety +7132

    Looking forward to my grandkids studying late 2010s memeology in school.

    • @mikado6407
      @mikado6407 Před 6 lety +135

      i love memeology

    • @socksinsandals1082
      @socksinsandals1082 Před 6 lety +31

      Business Casual YEESSSSSSS

    • @tiavor
      @tiavor Před 6 lety +116

      and the great meme-wars of 2015/16

    • @phil_cassidy
      @phil_cassidy Před 6 lety +107

      Just call it memetics.

    • @brain5853
      @brain5853 Před 6 lety +100

      It won't be the fun looking-at-cat-gifs-type though. It will be Richard-Dawkins-like boring one, where you study their meaning, influence, spreading, etc.

  • @nathandestaart
    @nathandestaart Před 6 lety +2461

    Love this though: "School: A babysitting service obsessed with an endless game of trivial pursuit."

    • @henryg.8762
      @henryg.8762 Před 4 lety +8

      lol true

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus Před 4 lety +78

      I’d give it a little more credit than that. Thanks to school, I learned how to study the world around me, turn that information into knowledge, and use that knowledge to improve my abilities as a person. But yes, such institutions occasionally focus too much on the incentives and not on the goal.

    • @celestialtree8602
      @celestialtree8602 Před 4 lety +71

      @@SomeFreakingCactus looks like you got one of the seemingly rare good experiences from school, nice

    • @andyzhao7822
      @andyzhao7822 Před 4 lety +14

      Meow? Meow. I like to think that school aims to teach students the procedure of work and procuring information, rather than actually vital information

    • @andonivelasco8466
      @andonivelasco8466 Před 4 lety +11

      @@SomeFreakingCactus my school has never been about knowledge

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 Před 4 lety +572

    "How would you rule the world?"
    "With compassion"
    (political compass slides left)
    *And an iron fist.*
    (political compass slides way up)

  • @FactHubREAL
    @FactHubREAL Před 6 lety +1861

    Great video guys
    See you again in 4 months

    • @simonmitchell7789
      @simonmitchell7789 Před 6 lety +13

      how true

    • @ryanl8226
      @ryanl8226 Před 6 lety +100

      You made a mistake. You wrote "months" instead of "years".

    • @petervilla5221
      @petervilla5221 Před 6 lety +15

      On the flip side, I hear Brady uploads often.

    • @Drew_42
      @Drew_42 Před 6 lety +16

      Would you prefer a shitty video every day, or a masterpiece every once and a while?

    • @LegitGuy45
      @LegitGuy45 Před 6 lety +5

      XD Lemmino fans be like:
      Also, would anyone like to provide some feedback to my animation videos? I'm looking to improve my work.

  • @Orikron
    @Orikron Před 6 lety +1721

    Looking at this title I'm just imagining Grey in the "How do you do, fellow kids?" meme.

    • @samcnut
      @samcnut Před 6 lety +42

      I would hang that on my wall

    • @Orikron
      @Orikron Před 6 lety +4

      Foda-se! Sou Português de Portugal, não me compares a esses colónos.

    • @beckettfordahl5450
      @beckettfordahl5450 Před 6 lety +4

      He is kinda normie

    • @99nattes03672
      @99nattes03672 Před 6 lety +2

      Steve buscemi is his name

    • @Paulinemoke
      @Paulinemoke Před 6 lety

      Hey - you comment frequently on videos, I just saw your fun comment on the vlogbrothers channel, right?
      I like that - we should all comment on mot stings we like.

  • @Tuen9
    @Tuen9 Před 6 lety +658

    "The glass is at half capacity," is also a favorite of mine. Or to be pedantic about the water vapor content in the "air" above the water, claiming it's half full because if its presence. Really, it's about rate. If it's draining, it's half empty; if it's filling, it's half full; and if it's rate of fill is zero, it's at half capacity.

    • @joebothell2171
      @joebothell2171 Před 6 lety +35

      Oh look I found the realist.

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 Před 5 lety +33

      It's in four states at once: Half full of water, half full of air, half empty of water, and half empty of air.

    • @blunderbus2695
      @blunderbus2695 Před 5 lety +8

      Or it could mean half empty

    • @sophiacai8157
      @sophiacai8157 Před 5 lety +34

      The glass is twice as big as necessary.
      programmer logic

    • @legendmixer3111
      @legendmixer3111 Před 5 lety +4

      Technically its 99.9999% empty because there is so much space between the molecules (both the water and air). This means everything made of matter is 99.999% nothing as well.

  • @kerentan9446
    @kerentan9446 Před 4 lety +123

    "I'd live a really long time"
    Mr. Grey, you have just disappointed an anonymous stranger with an obvious answer, how do you feel?

  • @Shortline819
    @Shortline819 Před 6 lety +235

    "Words mean things" - Grey 2017

  • @sexytiger63
    @sexytiger63 Před 6 lety +3147

    :(
    *Turn that frown upside down*
    ):

    • @Master_Therion
      @Master_Therion Před 6 lety +47

      Hey, don't I know you from Jacksfilms????

    • @unflexian
      @unflexian Před 6 lety +25

      🙃

    • @Alex-gv2jc
      @Alex-gv2jc Před 6 lety +4

      Ahahahahahahahahaha

    • @notiashvili
      @notiashvili Před 6 lety +42

      That frown would still be :( upside down

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat Před 6 lety +49

      when i turn my frown upside down
      :(
      :(
      nothing happens... do to it being sideways.

  • @bernier42
    @bernier42 Před 3 lety +52

    It’s fun watching older Grey videos and seeing how he has always loved hexagons. As at 0:23.

  • @sarahcoleman3194
    @sarahcoleman3194 Před 4 lety +24

    The "passion" advice was such a relief, it's something grown adults are still telling me to do when I know full well it isn't happening. I wish everyone used the fishing analogy instead.

  • @yunushangulsen9312
    @yunushangulsen9312 Před 6 lety +755

    "The pleasure of burning down a forest and covering the world in concrete is difficult to explain"
    4:08
    Factorio in a nutshell

    • @astrofield6359
      @astrofield6359 Před 4 lety +15

      Lawful evil for anyone wondering

    • @trondordoesstuff
      @trondordoesstuff Před 4 lety +6

      I'm pretty sure that quote was in reference to Factorio.

    • @nerdyspinosaurid
      @nerdyspinosaurid Před 3 lety +3

      @@trondordoesstuff Maybe it was just a reference to real life.

    • @burghleyimeanberdly6513
      @burghleyimeanberdly6513 Před 2 lety

      I know a guy who keeps talking about carpet bombing russia/America, tarmacking over the detritus and building the world's biggest Lidl on top

  • @Xtoff
    @Xtoff Před 6 lety +646

    My vote is for metaphorical "wings". He sets up the metaphor then just used it again.

    • @starslayer8390
      @starslayer8390 Před 6 lety +54

      I don't even think it matters. Isn't a balrog a being of pure shadow anyway? Wouldn't that mean it could just have wings when it felt like it?

    • @durrandirtheblack3874
      @durrandirtheblack3874 Před 6 lety +26

      Baleogs are not beings of pure shadow but they once were Maiar capable of creating themselves any body they desired and their power would allow. Sauron (who was technically a Balrog too) is said to have been able to change his appearance when he still had a body, but he was an exceptionally powerful Balrog, so.... We don't know what about the lesser ones like Durin's Bane in question.

    • @tomjackal5708
      @tomjackal5708 Před 6 lety +32

      Morgoth chose Sauron to be his chief lieutenant, whom he gave command of all his military forces ... including the Balrogs. Sauron himself is not literally a Balrog. Gothmog, Lord of Balrogs was not as powerful as Sauron

    • @joelreckard1610
      @joelreckard1610 Před 5 lety +2

      Umm the line in LORT is "The balrog made no answer. The fire in it seemed to die, but the darkness grew... and its wings were spread from wall to wall" its a page or two before the end of the chapter The bridge of KHAZAD-DUM. Not using the word like this time makes them real.

    • @elpapichulo4046
      @elpapichulo4046 Před 5 lety +2

      wrong

  • @theteutonking3306
    @theteutonking3306 Před 4 lety +467

    Why don't we just ask Tolkien?
    *sees he died in 1973*
    *sad balrog noises*

    • @jayd2279
      @jayd2279 Před 3 lety +7

      *'s son?
      Oh, he died too?
      ah, nevermind...

    • @micaiahkuhl6973
      @micaiahkuhl6973 Před 3 lety +14

      Ngl I mainly laughed at the image of a Balrog making sad noises

    • @ruslans2006
      @ruslans2006 Před 3 lety +2

      I read the year as 1793. lol

    • @lonestarr1490
      @lonestarr1490 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ruslans2006 You too have been confused by Grey's yyyy/mm/dd format I see.
      (Just kidding. It's definitely the superior format for storing files.)

    • @ruslans2006
      @ruslans2006 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lonestarr1490 I only read the year wrong, not being confused by all of that.

  • @wamsang7818
    @wamsang7818 Před 4 lety +241

    Someone: "Is it half empty or half full?"
    Me: It's completely full because physics

    • @phenolphthalein10
      @phenolphthalein10 Před 3 lety +31

      But it’s mostly empty bc matter is mostly empty space

    • @knightmare__7487
      @knightmare__7487 Před 3 lety +22

      but nothing is truly empty because quantum physics

    • @itismethatguy
      @itismethatguy Před 3 lety +5

      @@knightmare__7487 nothing is empty but it is still mostly empty😉

    • @lonestarr1490
      @lonestarr1490 Před 3 lety +6

      So, to summarize this thread: Form the perspective of physics (which is really the only sane perspective there is), this question doesn't make any sense.

    • @7aygames35
      @7aygames35 Před 2 lety

      The glass is half full of water and half empty of air

  • @feynstein1004
    @feynstein1004 Před 6 lety +1796

    Yes!!! I'm so glad Grey agrees with me on tribalism. Wait...........does that mean he's part of my tribe? The amount of irony is too damn high.

    • @dicemm5544
      @dicemm5544 Před 6 lety +192

      Tribalception, when you become tribal about tribalism.

    • @jongyon7192p
      @jongyon7192p Před 6 lety +83

      tribes are unavoidable, but tribalism is putting excessive importance in these tribes, rather than letting people be whatever tribe they want.

    • @justAguyDs
      @justAguyDs Před 6 lety +2

      DeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel Name that's the thing, if we don't put importance on tibalism, then we wouldn't be talking about it

    • @feynstein1004
      @feynstein1004 Před 6 lety +16

      +Dice MM Lol I realize that. I was being sarcastic actually. I don't think Grey as fellow member of my tribe, just as someone who happens to think the same as I do. Idk if I feel like I have a tribe but if I do, it's definitely the entire human species. :)

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher Před 6 lety +11

      Feynstein 100
      That's the best tribe to belong to, but also the very worst. Take care, fellow traveler.

  • @trifarianboi3043
    @trifarianboi3043 Před 6 lety +496

    Glass half full or half empty? The glass is twice the required size.

    • @brh4015
      @brh4015 Před 6 lety +1

      A glass twice the required size? You must be fun at parties.
      Are you from the US? I try to build up a stereotype since a US American I once met declined another drink on the basis that he already have had one.

    • @trifarianboi3043
      @trifarianboi3043 Před 6 lety +9

      BR H No?

    • @gnomegerome1096
      @gnomegerome1096 Před 6 lety +2

      BR H I appreciate your kindness but I'd rather stick to my beer instead of having 2 beers and one of them inevitably dying ( no idea what the non portuguese term is, but you know, when the beer tastes awful after a while)
      And nope! Im not shoving them down my throat because that will increase the vomit chance by 500%

    • @brh4015
      @brh4015 Před 6 lety +1

      Have had. Like he already did drink something this night. And he didn't decline it from me.

    • @CanyonF
      @CanyonF Před 6 lety +10

      its completely full, half of liquid and half of gas.

  • @ArisFilms
    @ArisFilms Před 6 lety +887

    What would you do if you became immortal?
    ...I'd live a really long time.

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 Před 6 lety +12

      ...i would be angry at whomever made me immortal and asked a refund:v

    • @the_really_tired_one
      @the_really_tired_one Před 5 lety +26

      Roy Foerster
      ‘Quoting a video doesn’t make a comment’

    • @bananya6020
      @bananya6020 Před 5 lety +16

      I'd actually just hope I wouldn't age becaude being 800 years old and unable to do shit is bad

    • @Julio974
      @Julio974 Před 5 lety +4

      r/madlads

    • @henryg.8762
      @henryg.8762 Před 4 lety +1

      he's not wrong

  • @LostInEchoesFin
    @LostInEchoesFin Před 5 lety +62

    The fishing metaphor for what to do with your life is genuinely exactly what I needed to hear, cheers Grey, you've probably stopped me making a really bad life decision.

  • @nonenope886
    @nonenope886 Před 6 lety +183

    a rare sighting of a cpg grey video

    • @kagitsune
      @kagitsune Před 6 lety +2

      God satan, I was just thinking - where's Grey??

  • @RandleSnipes
    @RandleSnipes Před 6 lety +225

    Wow, the fishing analogy about life really made sense to me.. cuz I hate fishing -.-

  • @Hellspooned2
    @Hellspooned2 Před 6 lety +201

    The glas half full/empty discussion is stupid.
    It depends!
    It depends on what, I hear you not asking?
    Was the glass full or empty before it reached the midway point?
    If it last was full, then it currently is in progress of being emptied and thus when reaching the mid point has come half way to being emptied, as in half empty.
    And vice versa. Was it just empty and you are in the process of filling it? Then it is half full when reaching the midpoint.
    Period.

    • @KarateLauren
      @KarateLauren Před 4 lety +2

      GD PolarBunny facepalm

    • @andreasstock8539
      @andreasstock8539 Před 4 lety +7

      and the funny thing is you cann aktually relate that to your life. When things are getting better its easyer to be happy with what you have. So its easyer to have a glase half full addetude

    • @hellcopterts8895
      @hellcopterts8895 Před 4 lety +2

      half empty of water means its also half full of air, so its actually the same thing; there is no true "empty".

    • @liamgriffin218
      @liamgriffin218 Před 4 lety

      Marko Juric also you could simply say that it is at half capacity.

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum Před 4 lety

      While I understand and can agree with this, I think that unless half of the glass contains a vacuum, it's half full.

  • @Rikri
    @Rikri Před 6 lety +65

    "The pleasure of burning down a forest and covering the world in concrete is difficult to explain."
    -CGP grey

    • @evanbates3062
      @evanbates3062 Před 3 lety +1

      I wish when you burned down a forrest you didn't have to get rid of the burnt trees

    • @mmouse1886
      @mmouse1886 Před 3 lety +1

      The one time CGP burst out of his Redditor pseudo-intellectualism and became human. Only to dive back down with the rest of his videos, and it was three years ago.

    • @Aadhitiya_Murali
      @Aadhitiya_Murali Před 3 lety

      @@mmouse1886 can you elaborate?

    • @mmouse1886
      @mmouse1886 Před 3 lety

      @@Aadhitiya_Murali CGP Grey in almost all of his videos tends to make himself less than human in his presentations, practically robotic whilst dispensing information at a constant rate without pause or wishing to elaborate on basically anything. He's also a gigantic Redditor which means he's a plague on this earth that happens to be blessed with a decent amount of intelligence, but wastes it infinitely on a website that is a gigantic echo chamber at the best of times. He hasn't made comments like this before or since he made this video.

    • @Aadhitiya_Murali
      @Aadhitiya_Murali Před 3 lety

      @@mmouse1886 i guess you're right.

  • @ETMaligalig
    @ETMaligalig Před 6 lety +587

    #7thPlanetKingGeorge

  • @ryat66
    @ryat66 Před 6 lety +176

    "The pleasure of burning down a forest and covering the world in concrete is difficult to explain."
    I've played Factorio, too. I understand.

  • @Alex-gv2jc
    @Alex-gv2jc Před 6 lety +174

    He switched hats like 5 times and I didn't even notice till the second watch

  • @thepillowfortsystem109
    @thepillowfortsystem109 Před 2 lety +9

    On days like these when I feel like doing nothing. CGP Grey makes me ever so slightly more willing to get up and do something.

  • @fossilfighters101
    @fossilfighters101 Před 6 lety +157

    Welcome to Myths & Legends podcast. Today we're going to be talking about the Grey, originally from American literature, but now popular across the world, and you'll see how fishing is a really good metaphor for life. The creature of the week is demon who has wings that maybe are metaphorical.

    • @vivienneleow
      @vivienneleow Před 6 lety +11

      Yes! Another fan! I was thinking the same thing when the song played, hahaha.

    • @MrBaasm
      @MrBaasm Před 6 lety +3

      Vie, it's funny because I think 'grey' when I listen to the myths and legends podcast...effectively the opposite

    • @vivienneleow
      @vivienneleow Před 6 lety

      Derek Wilson Grey and Jason do have similar voices! I think I actually thought 'wow this guy sounds like CGP Grey' when I first started listening. I've now listened to so many episodes of M&L that my mind jumps the other way when I hear the Broke For Free song.

    • @cwalter42870
      @cwalter42870 Před 6 lety +2

      I knew I recognized the music, but couldn't place it until I looked at the notes.

    • @MrQuantumcomp
      @MrQuantumcomp Před 6 lety

      I knew I wouldn't be the only one!!

  • @Mu51kM4n
    @Mu51kM4n Před 6 lety +142

    "Don't follow your passion, bring your passion with you." - Mike Rowe (paraphrased)

  • @archangel8428
    @archangel8428 Před rokem +12

    2:52 The fact that life is meaningless sets us free from expectations: it never matters anyway in the long run.

  • @eavannickolas4571
    @eavannickolas4571 Před 3 lety +10

    Hexagonal board at 0:28.
    Join the Hexagon cult- I mean group

  • @JanSanono
    @JanSanono Před 6 lety +795

    Well, see you next year, guys!!!

  • @belowaveragegamer5993
    @belowaveragegamer5993 Před 6 lety +325

    "I'm not unique" next question "I WANT A DEMON CHIMP!"

    • @_V_G_
      @_V_G_ Před 4 lety +34

      dameon actually, reference to The Golden Compass movie
      *pushes glasses up further*

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus Před 4 lety +12

      Science Time - *Repetitive pushing up of glasses intensifies, causing a small friction fire.”

    • @globalincident694
      @globalincident694 Před 3 lety +4

      @@_V_G_ Daemon?

    • @zorbix3652
      @zorbix3652 Před 3 lety +3

      @@globalincident694 It`s a type of thread.

    • @globalincident694
      @globalincident694 Před 3 lety +3

      @@zorbix3652 yes but its daemon not dameon

  • @physe8052
    @physe8052 Před 5 lety +27

    2:55
    "Life before Death. Strength before Weakness. Journey before Destination."
    - Brandon Sanderson's "The Stormlight Archive"

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 Před 6 lety +38

    Man, the nine alignment texts got me real good. Oddly enough, I agree with the vast majority of them.

  • @UCH6H9FiXnPsuMhyIKDOlsZA
    @UCH6H9FiXnPsuMhyIKDOlsZA Před 6 lety +174

    #CGPGreyForDictatorOfEarth2020

  • @BleachedTurtle
    @BleachedTurtle Před 6 lety +509

    CGP Grey and memes? Of course I'm going to watch.

  • @AtlasReburdened
    @AtlasReburdened Před 6 lety +9

    "I'd live a really long time" You made me spit on my screen Grey.

  • @Carlos-ln8fd
    @Carlos-ln8fd Před 6 lety +43

    Sorry I'm guilty of the "follow your dreams thing". For a long time it was difficult for me to realize many people don't have dreams they base their entire existences on.

  • @lucasparis7284
    @lucasparis7284 Před 6 lety +223

    Memes are the DNA of the soul after all

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna Před 4 lety +4

    Wow, I needed that "passion" talk real bad right now. Thank you.
    Also that writing down tip. So far, I've only consistently documented my dreams (the night ones), here's hoping I'll be writing more than that from now on!

  • @KingAgniKai
    @KingAgniKai Před 6 lety +65

    The African Union Explained. I'd really like this video.

  • @DatDaDatty
    @DatDaDatty Před 6 lety +173

    what do u meme?

  • @user-qi1bx6ec6g
    @user-qi1bx6ec6g Před 6 lety +181

    "In a world of billions, no one is unique"
    Thanks. I'll make sure to tell that to my teachers

    • @JM-us3fr
      @JM-us3fr Před 6 lety +10

      It depends on the standard deviation and the definition of "unique"

    • @sechran
      @sechran Před 6 lety +5

      Even if you boil it down to pure chemistry the number of potential humans as dictated by cohesive DNA combinations is a number so vast as to dwarf the astronomical.
      Not only are you unique, but you're *so* unique that, unless you're already an identical twin, the chance of your DNA being naturally duplicated during the lifespan of the universe is essentially 0.

    • @boilpoil
      @boilpoil Před 6 lety +2

      You are failing to understand why Grey answered the question this way. If the question "what makes you unique?" is so easily answered, job interviews would surely become a lot less stressful. Unless you can systematically and effectively describe something like your fingerprints, your facial biometrics, or even map out your entire genome sequence, there is no practical way you can point out what is unique about you that no one else shares.
      As in, describe something unique about you that is guaranteed no one else shares, verifiably, and not an impractical answer. (Like "my DNA," because no one can possibly verify it save for an unprecedented international cooperation effort)
      Of course, I do not refute the argument that Grey should probably have chosen another question.

    • @LordWoffingshire
      @LordWoffingshire Před 6 lety

      the thing about no one being unique in a world of billions is kinda based off the presumption that there are less than 7 billion combinations of characteristics and experiences that make up a human being.

    • @sartresianez5332
      @sartresianez5332 Před 6 lety +1

      CGP Grey: Nobody is really special
      Comments: But, what about me?

  • @JFreitas0937
    @JFreitas0937 Před 6 lety +110

    I read tribe for a summer reading assignment

  • @ricc_fer
    @ricc_fer Před 5 lety +8

    3:29
    What would you do if you became immortal?
    CGP: I’d live a really long time.

  • @JoeAllenD
    @JoeAllenD Před 6 lety +115

    Nothing like seeing a Red Letter Media reference in CGP Grey's work. 4:16

    • @PeterDavid7KQ201
      @PeterDavid7KQ201 Před 6 lety +5

      He's quite taken with the RLM reviews of the Star Wars prequels (as am I, for that matter)

    • @JoeAllenD
      @JoeAllenD Před 6 lety +12

      Everytime he references RLM on Hello Internet, my brain freaks out in happiness.

    • @EdPenwell
      @EdPenwell Před 6 lety +2

      Plinkett is lawful good

    • @thebaysix
      @thebaysix Před 6 lety +1

      Very cool.

    • @candieflip
      @candieflip Před 6 lety

      Joe Allen Dickerson nam jeff

  • @kacee3472
    @kacee3472 Před 6 lety +42

    The Hello Internet references in this are amazing! hahaha

    • @WannabeCanadianDev
      @WannabeCanadianDev Před 6 lety +2

      Examples? I haven't seen every ep.

    • @AnaseSkyrider
      @AnaseSkyrider Před 6 lety +1

      I must know!

    • @ianhamilton1997
      @ianhamilton1997 Před 6 lety +2

      The flower emoji was my favorite.

    • @AndersTherkelsen
      @AndersTherkelsen Před 6 lety +1

      I think pretty much all quotes from the D&D alignment system are from episodes of HI; I felt familiar with all quotes.

  • @f1scherman
    @f1scherman Před 6 lety +97

    Chaotic Evil for CZcams would be Jake Paul.

    • @aLukepop
      @aLukepop Před 6 lety +14

      F1scherman No, he'd be lawful evil. Maybe neutral. Chaotic would be like, ISIS videos.

    • @frostcat5947
      @frostcat5947 Před 6 lety +4

      Or Logan Paul.

    • @wyhiobcarlile4879
      @wyhiobcarlile4879 Před 5 lety +6

      ehh more like chaotic neutral he is just reckless not purposely bad (I still hate him though)

    • @DeplorableMinecrafter
      @DeplorableMinecrafter Před 5 lety

      @@wyhiobcarlile4879 His troll of the flat earthers earned him the neutral rating.

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus Před 4 lety +10

      Evil works out of the desire to hurt others. Neutral works out of the desire to help themselves. Good works out of the desire to help others. How they choose to implement that is lawful vs chaos.
      A warlord who loves to rule over others is evil. A warlord who wants power is neutral. A warlord who wants to empower people is good.
      Logan Paul is egotistical. He cares for himself over anyone else. He gains this power by bullying others and demonstrating greatness over them.
      This makes him mostly neutral evil, leaning towards chaos and true neutral.
      A person like CGPGrey wishes to be an individual known for being smart and entertaining. However, he also wishes for his viewers to become smarter and entertained. His strong philosophies and ideologies originate from academics. This pushes him towards lawful good, but close to neutral good.

  • @KushWhacker
    @KushWhacker Před 2 lety +1

    I love the fishing comparison... that is definitly a great way to look at it

  • @pickles4263
    @pickles4263 Před 6 lety +90

    *"Do I need to sacrifice a goat, youtube? because i'll do it."* uhh, grey? you okay pumpkin?

    • @kappadistributive
      @kappadistributive Před 6 lety +11

      Luna Torres The algorithm put him in a dark place. We collectively decided not to talk about this...

    • @rimbo420
      @rimbo420 Před 6 lety +6

      Head to Satan for the money during an adpocalypse, child. Its your only hope.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 Před 6 lety +4

      draders43 sample text
      Satan has recently been run out of Hell by investment banker and insurance companies.

    • @Nukepositive
      @Nukepositive Před 6 lety +2

      Those were all quotes from Hello Internet.

  • @connorhalleck2895
    @connorhalleck2895 Před 6 lety +27

    I do the notebook thing too, but also with drawings! Super helpful to get to know myself and how to maximize my stats.

    • @Darkchipper07
      @Darkchipper07 Před 6 lety +1

      How does that make you productive in life? And what would you write about?

    • @connorhalleck2895
      @connorhalleck2895 Před 6 lety +2

      Well I'm a professional animator, so doing drawings and saving my books helps me keep track of my progress. As for writing, I write ideas down for later, but also I take account of my current goals and priorities. And as those change over time, I can keep old goals/ideas from falling through the cracks of time. It keeps my from getting anxious about all the stuff (golden shit, I am convinced haha) that goes through my head: ideas for projects, music I want to check out, goals for my future, ideas on how to be less depressed, weekly goal lists. If I write it down, I can trust myself to find it again if it's important. Thus, I don't try to constantly try to remember everything. I can be much more in the moment, which is vital for my work, and my enjoyment of my life.
      Also, the act of writing and drawing itself feels good and relieves anxiety in the moment, while also being good practice. Having a small, pocket-sized book allows me to fall into the comfortable pillow fort of my creative mind whenever I want.

    • @Darkchipper07
      @Darkchipper07 Před 6 lety +1

      This is really helpful, thank you for your input and looks like I will have to keep a small notepad on me from now on.

    • @juliette117
      @juliette117 Před 6 lety +2

      stop

  • @bartmans7
    @bartmans7 Před 6 lety +1

    Watch the Q&A vids back to back and watch grey slowly becoming happier

  • @joesf4601
    @joesf4601 Před 4 lety

    I like your channel and your view on things, thanks a lot for all of your effort mate!

  • @trifarianboi3043
    @trifarianboi3043 Před 6 lety +426

    CPG Grey video??? is it Christmas??

  • @alkmi2754
    @alkmi2754 Před 6 lety +15

    I watched the whole ad for audible just waiting to see any hat changes.

  • @davidkeebler1777
    @davidkeebler1777 Před 6 lety

    watching these videos clears and calms my mind, it's appreciated

  • @danbrooks5060
    @danbrooks5060 Před 6 lety +1

    That alignment chat with quotes from HI was great.

  • @emilyoswin3830
    @emilyoswin3830 Před 6 lety +93

    with the amount of free books on audible given by youtubers I could own their whole goddamn library

  • @jacowagener4712
    @jacowagener4712 Před 6 lety +29

    *CGP Grey uploads*
    Finally my life has meaning

  • @onua136
    @onua136 Před 6 lety +1

    I deeply appreciate the hidden positivity of your analytical viewpoints on life. Thank you for this video.

  • @josephmorse3089
    @josephmorse3089 Před 5 lety +3

    Re: the D&D alignment chart, I once envisioned bringing that to the 3rd dimension by adding the factors "Blue", "Orange", and "Neutral". This was quite some time ago, however, thus I cannot remember what the "Blue" and "Orange" factors meant. I would be quite happy if you, Grey, or anyone else in the comments were to supply their own meanings to "Blue" and "Orange". And before anyone asks, yes, these colors were inspired by the colors of the portals produced from the primary Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device from the Portal games.

  • @Charlemagne57
    @Charlemagne57 Před 6 lety +177

    The thing about school being a glorified babysitting service mixed with a game of trivial pursuit is so true. School does very little to prepare you for the outside world, and colleges do very little to prepare people for (most) vocations. Yet business still insist on you having this meaningless, very expensive, piece of paper, instead of using some sort of apprenticeship system where people can learn skills they will actually use while actually being productive. Additionally, high school gives everyone vast amount of general knowledge information that people forget like 90% of within a few years, and then colleges have the nerve to set general education requirements that do more of the exact same thing, except much much more expensive. Furthermore, blue collar wages continue to increase as many white collar jobs see a drop in pay because so many people are getting these degrees that the more menial jobs that require practical skills not taught in colleges are becoming more valuable. Yet, for the most part, we still need to commit thousands of dollars and years of our life to this institution that teaches us very little practical knowledge or life skills.
    tldr; our school system's f*cked up
    -sincerely, a frustrated college student

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 Před 6 lety +13

      That's why you take something like programming, which, for all practical purposes, is a self-taught skill that you'll learn anyways, but college also gives you a fancy paper for having done so. If you want to skip the whole college thing, do IT. Cisco offers certification exams, as does Microsoft, that are usable in certain job situations without any college degrees whatsoever.

    • @stroopwafelfalafel
      @stroopwafelfalafel Před 6 lety +7

      Allow me to guide you to "Hello Internet #7: Sorry, Language Teachers" and "Hello Internet #9: Kids in a Box" where CGP Grey and Brady Haran discuss their 'neutral' opinions on school.

    • @DavidAllen-px7gr
      @DavidAllen-px7gr Před 6 lety +5

      It made me think that all the way up to high school is preparing you for college, and college gives you keys to jobs. It's valueless at teaching adulting...

    • @arturocevallossoto5203
      @arturocevallossoto5203 Před 6 lety +2

      I wouldn't hire a non-engineer for an engineering job.

    • @williamelmore4100
      @williamelmore4100 Před 6 lety

      Chase Brown s

  • @linusdannull1247
    @linusdannull1247 Před 6 lety +35

    Good vid, cya again in 4 years.

    • @IMindiffernt
      @IMindiffernt Před 6 lety

      You can always just listen to his podcast. . .

  • @pandemic4841
    @pandemic4841 Před 6 lety +1

    Grey's alignment chart was pretty funny. I remember seeing one for Batman with a quote in each slot. The alignment chart idea is much more fun and poignant that way when you can use it as a measure of how dynamic they are.

  • @TylerjoProductions
    @TylerjoProductions Před 6 lety

    Jesus christ I didn't think I'd find so much enlightenment by clicking on a Grey vid with meme in the title, this is amazing. Thank you for the analogies, it really hit for me as I'm sure it did many others.

  • @quickclipsofpigs140
    @quickclipsofpigs140 Před 6 lety +130

    I actually laughed watching this, nice vid. Bless you all.

  • @mmaakk32
    @mmaakk32 Před 6 lety +85

    But CTP Green! What if dreaming IS my passion???

    • @Leathania
      @Leathania Před 6 lety +16

      Become a writer.

    • @LyricalDJ
      @LyricalDJ Před 6 lety +5

      Keep on dreaming, even if you can't make it your living. There's nothing saying you _have_ to make your job be connected to one of your passions. Although if you can, well, that's probably quite nice. :o)
      Work to live, don't live to work.

    • @vornamenachname2727
      @vornamenachname2727 Před 6 lety +1

      Mahoole Magic School May you be so nice and correct the mistakes in your comment really quick, please?

    • @wtfkiffer
      @wtfkiffer Před 6 lety +1

      Then go to sleep

    • @lethos7104
      @lethos7104 Před 6 lety +11

      let's make CTPGreen new meme

  • @Abyssal_Dreamer
    @Abyssal_Dreamer Před 6 lety

    Wow... you've just changed my view of life and the world with a 7 min Q & A... this is... Awesome. Thank you.

  • @Connor-jl9gq
    @Connor-jl9gq Před 4 lety +1

    I love that the quotes in the alignment charts at 4:05 are all quotes from hello Internet

  • @repmel
    @repmel Před 6 lety +23

    Wanted: The 7th planet King George, of metaphorical wings, non-unique in a world of billions, and wears a hat.

  • @TheMaplestrip
    @TheMaplestrip Před 6 lety +250

    yyyy-mm-dd? Yes! You're in my tribe! :D

    • @Mafia200100
      @Mafia200100 Před 6 lety +11

      ISO 8601, bitches!

    • @MrNateSPF
      @MrNateSPF Před 6 lety

      I'm in! Just let me know when we're to start our attack on those who don't understand numbers should be ordered LTR biggest to littlest.

    • @NorwayTracking
      @NorwayTracking Před 6 lety +2

      You’re such a WEEEEEEEEEEEEEnie, EVERYONE uses dd-mm-yyyy!

    • @mattdombrowski8435
      @mattdombrowski8435 Před 5 lety

      Yes, everyone. That is except the Americans, Japanese, and Chinese (and probably several others I've missed).
      EDIT: did you know there's a calendar wiki!? It's actually super interesting.

    • @flakmag1004
      @flakmag1004 Před 5 lety +1

      dd-mm-yyyy

  • @zinzam6505
    @zinzam6505 Před 5 lety +5

    6:21 - CGP Grey THE FINAL BOSS

  • @vralmeida54
    @vralmeida54 Před 6 lety +1

    Grey's talk about passion is just the perfect pep talk for me right now. Thank you awesome sir. 😭
    --From the very lost trying to adult me

  • @Maddin1313
    @Maddin1313 Před 6 lety +13

    Spotted Mr. Plinkett

  • @metfan4l
    @metfan4l Před 6 lety +141

    4:15 Holy shit, is that Mr. Plinkett in the bottom right corner? :D

    • @tman301j
      @tman301j Před 6 lety +8

      And then a few seconds later, when all the youtubers return, CGP is standing in his place. He's even pointing at 'chaotic evil' on the alignment chart.

    • @villa7230
      @villa7230 Před 6 lety +1

      who the fuck is Mr. Pinkett?

    • @davidnotonstinnett
      @davidnotonstinnett Před 6 lety +12

      Grey likes RedLetterMedia, specifically the star wars reviews

    • @CesarJoseee
      @CesarJoseee Před 6 lety +32

      Villa He's a guy who hired a couple of hack frauds to fix his VCR.

    • @SkRo0BEe
      @SkRo0BEe Před 6 lety +9

      Plinkett is chaotic evil

  • @notazartan6417
    @notazartan6417 Před 5 lety +7

    "- I had no idea how to adult."
    Like how I hove no idea how to engineer in high school currently.

    • @lennydagostini5845
      @lennydagostini5845 Před 5 lety +1

      I got a job in my field and I am only vaguely aware of what my job IS.

  • @yyangcn
    @yyangcn Před 6 lety +1

    I'm gonna rewatch that fishing part every time I have doubts about what I want to do next in my life.

  • @simonmitchell7789
    @simonmitchell7789 Před 6 lety +65

    The pessimist says the glass is half empty, the optimist says the glass is half full,
    and the physist ducks

    • @satiric_
      @satiric_ Před 6 lety +39

      Meanwhile, the engineer comments that the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 Před 6 lety +17

      Saying 50% is so much simpler; then the receiving listener will automatically interpret that to mean "full" or "empty" to align with their opinion; and then, with creative use of vague language, you have tricked them into thinking you are part of their tribe.

    • @GoldenredDragon
      @GoldenredDragon Před 6 lety +19

      I say it's full. Half air, half water.

    • @bloogaming8827
      @bloogaming8827 Před 6 lety +14

      I'm only commenting because these other replies completely missed you XKCD reference.

    • @passodibasso9430
      @passodibasso9430 Před 6 lety +5

      It's 50% what though?

  • @joemother6200
    @joemother6200 Před 6 lety +5

    2073:
    Grandkid: grandpa, can you help me with a school report?
    Me: what is it about?
    Grandkid: Memes.
    Me: I finally am useful.

  • @AndreBorisov
    @AndreBorisov Před 6 lety

    Thank you, the one who asked the question, and the one who chose to answer that question.

  • @jeffseesselberg7348
    @jeffseesselberg7348 Před 2 lety +2

    "Are memes the future of humanity?"
    Fast forward to to 2022, and they have literally become currency.

  • @Excard0n
    @Excard0n Před 6 lety +19

    Modern College = Daycare is probably the best and simple equation ever.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 Před 6 lety +2

      Plus, it's way over priced and overrated, especially if you're learning something like coding, which can be self taught to a large degree.

    • @z-beeblebrox
      @z-beeblebrox Před 6 lety +3

      Technically, it can be self-taught to *no* degree, since you only get those at college

  • @DrdrGames
    @DrdrGames Před 6 lety +3

    I was really happy to see that every one of Grey's D&D chart quotes was from Hello Internet.

  • @floosh1730
    @floosh1730 Před 3 lety +4

    6:16 the glass is full. 50% water and 50% air

  • @dwaynecharlton
    @dwaynecharlton Před 6 lety +1

    Loved the fishing analogy. That was beautiful.

  • @aa-ut9ni
    @aa-ut9ni Před 6 lety +13

    chaotic good grey = happy brady

  • @UnderscoreZeroLP
    @UnderscoreZeroLP Před 6 lety +49

    Quoted from Richard Dawkins' book _The Selfish Gene_: "We leave two things behind us when we die: genes and memes"

  • @neofoxboi
    @neofoxboi Před 3 lety

    I just want to say I very much appreciate your CGPlinkett

  • @jenkem4117
    @jenkem4117 Před 6 lety

    It's weird how much of what you say sticks with me. Often times I look to myself for direction and hear your voice. I appreciate everything that you're doing mate. 🤘

    • @emcee4487
      @emcee4487 Před 6 lety

      Dylan Thome If you're not already a Tim, you should check out Hello Internet, Grey's podcast

  • @Pyronaut_
    @Pyronaut_ Před 6 lety +4

    Agreed on YYYY-MM-DD
    Makes sorting thing by date so much easier.

  • @ryconroleplays
    @ryconroleplays Před 6 lety +60

    Fantastic as always

  • @Spacecookie-
    @Spacecookie- Před 4 lety +1

    I answer that the glass isn't half full, or half empty. The glass just is.
    And further:-
    Why does it need anything inside it? Leave the glass alone in it's unsullied perfection, where it strives to remain perfect without any need for the addition of anything.

  • @TheCamps10
    @TheCamps10 Před 4 lety +1

    I recently blasted through all the Hello Internet backlog and I'm just noticing the awesome references at 4:03