Chanse & I couldn't be more opposite. For instance, you're black, I'm a robot.You're gay, I'm white.

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[@HugoGojibiter]

“Ethiopian and Columbian aren’t roasts” I love how that’s the first thing he says, as if it’s been gnawing at him ever since it was said

[@709mash]

And the instant response of "Booo!" was the icing on the cake!

[@pasnom4382]

At 2:09 you can see it bother him immediately

[@VonRibbitt]

Colombian*

[@slwtwn3685]

Colombian****

[@guycoolSpore2]

Colombian***

[@ceruleancraftshop]

Shayne’s robot movements are so good

[@aclonymous]

they're genuinely so uncanny, I don't like the way my skin feels on my body

[@jsshull19]

Like Old Bill from Westworld

[@eggsalad09]

​@@aclonymous
what's that? you don't like the way your skin feels? why don't you just pull it off?

[@friedmiller9534]

You should see the bit from when he was pirate ride animatronic

[@bell45vayo86]

absolute 1 to 1 perfection

[@Apollo9898LP]

I sometimes forget Shayne is like an ACTOR actor, his physical acting is so good

[@biggiouschinnus7489]

Shayne's robot movements are genuinely terrifying.

[@nothingtoseehere93]

Shayne is seriously such a talented actor

[@jossjoss40]

he should be on disney or something

[@victor-oh]

​@@jossjoss40 wow, that would be so random!

[@eimanyusry]

another banger by Shayne Topp from iCarly

[@judicator1]

Or he could be in the goldbergs

[@thedullahan5977]

Holy shit, he pulls off the robot mimicry so well, like Mr. Zed

[@katastrophecy]

ikr, watching shayne's movements immediately reminded me of mr. zed, forgot his name but went to google "robot comedian" and was like yeah shayne was on this guy's shit

[@rolandverde8771]

Who's Zed?

[@norecuerdomisueno3468]

@@rolandverde8771 Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Shayne's movements and mannerisms are literally uncanny valley, another banger from Shayne from iCarly

[@naxotogo]

"ethiopian and colombian arent roasts", he just coulndt hold that in xhsjadsjd

[@kneadie]

this is so genuinely disturbing but I’m also very fascinated by shayne’s robot movements

[@Ariplaygames]

Never let Shane do the uncanny Valley makeup please, this was already scary enough

[@maltesefalcon85]

jude law in ai or johnnycab from total recall i think would suit him though

[@gilly_axolotl]

I just realized, i think Garrett has like resting sad face or something. Or laughing sad face bc his eyes and eybrows are a bit downturned

[@Przemnik]

He just smile in Polish

[@angie2932]

he looks like hasbulla

[@rorygriffin9755]

I have this, I'm the only dude I know who's gotten requests to smile from strangers on the street

[@EdilbertFernando]

Probably taking after Danny

[@mjuzumaki]

He's definitely East European.

[@wiimaster06]

Shayne robotic movements is one of the most unsettling yet mesmerizing things to watch.

[@iambecomejeff]

4:07 Chance really thought about that one hard lmfao

[@storytheus]

chanse didn't know if he was being hate crimed or not

[@thornofsociety6857]

"Don't worry it's not a bomb that I will activate"
That's because he activated it before saying that.....

[@lawrencefosterjenkins8216]

I love how ever since that one vid where angela said people tell her she looks like Chris Kattan she’s been catching strays for it

[@yb6038]

How are his movements so robotic tho 😂

[@patrickcox8990]

The muscles limit his range of motion

[@crstph]

4:17 chanse’s puzzled face lmaooo

[@T_T-T_T]

The roast on Tommy was incredible

[@EzekEyes]

How does his face look slightly robotic and creepy even though it doesn’t look like he’s wearing makeup?😂

[@realmarsastro]

Oh, he's 100% wearing makeup. Like, a lot of makeup.

[@mauricioraigosaclavijo8833]

​@@realmarsastro nah, he isn't

[@bambii-_]

@@mauricioraigosaclavijo8833 tell me youre a guy who's never worn make-up without telling me....

[@mauricioraigosaclavijo8833]

@bambii-_ Is the only thing your mind could come up with? an overused joke? Lame

[@adamnaameeazim6365]

​@@mauricioraigosaclavijo8833No, he absolutely is. Like you can tell the makeup department definitely touched him up at least a little bit to make him match Garrett's skin tone and facial features just a little bit better.

[@KatalinaKristina]

Damn. Shayne has his moments and this is one of it. SO TALENTED.

[@slimchelmi6940]

shayne isthe kind of guy that takes a dumb joke, puts 200% effort in and makes it the best shit you've seen in months
thank you, Shayne, for being literally the best of Smosh

[@TheCrazeace]

He should send this performance on future auditions for creepy robot roles because this was amazing

[@blazehaze233]

Shayne is so talented I could watch him do a bit for hours

[@smpandlox8036]

His movements are insanely good. It felt so unnatural and robotic.

[@abiraazhar2]

3:43 oh he did blow up ksksjskdjs

[@BeautyTheAnimatedSeries]

1:52 - favourite part

[@tomweevil]

Shayne really is an amazing performer

[@nickwen2881]

I find it funny that Shayne calling Amanda sh*t is a reoccurring bit now

[@cuckoobrain7999]

There were multiple moments when I thought Shayne's hands were fake

[@Mushruums]

I’m glad he said they weren’t roasts because that was bugging me the whole time

[@bianca6519]

i wonder if shayne ever tried those fnaf cosplay tiktok vids cuz that’s what his movement is giving

[@TheMitchellbegeng]

He's doing freaking idle animations.

[@masamune2984]

THE SMILE AND CLAP…Shayne is in character BEFORE he even goes up to the podium😮😂😊

[@heckinggi6034]

Everyone is commenting about Shayne's robot movements, but I'm pretty sure it was just Garrett movements

[@marcwright8395]

Only Garrett would get booed at his own funeral

[@tonyvask]

COURTNEY PLSSSS

[@rachelamanita9301]

Shayne is so fuxking good at acting

[@evilchild1851]

Truly one of Skynet’s finest creations

[@granny_ducc]

How tf does a real person look like a deep fake

[@strooba7035]

i love tommy’s reaction to his roast

[@SaruCharmed]

Shayne is honestly so talented

[@victoriasunivers]

This is literally my favorite roast😂

[@pietrovitale9940]

Colombian or ethiopian?

[@victoriasunivers]

@@pietrovitale9940 what? Are you asking about where I live? I live in Denmark if that is it

[@pietrovitale9940]

@@victoriasunivers no, I was asking which kind of coffee roast do you prefer

[@victoriasunivers]

@@pietrovitale9940 I literally don’t know

[@grantgilbert2822]

Noah rockin the Jesus hair! Chanse rockin the Fred Jones! Amanda’s biker look!

[@kaingates]

Tommy's drive-by was so dirty😭😭😭

[@Maiwa-wk9yh]

Shayne is 2 talented, his movement is so gud lol
3:40 jesus lol

[@ItsAnotherDanny]

this is reminding me of this comedian from the 90s that did a Robot Comic character named Mr Zed.

[@ogummyo1022]

Watched this on shrooms. Didn't appreciate it.

[@mortua_conjuga]

shane as a robot is scary as fuck

[@hotzemusic]

The arm movements are giving Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

[@urquimedes4459]

Holy shit Shayne. Those robot movements are insanely well delivered!

[@amanSpawn00]

Shayne reversing the order of answers to Chanse, had Chanse VERY CONFUSED😂
‘I’m white’ pairs with ‘you’re black’
‘I’m a robot’ pairs with ‘you’re gay’😂

[@Esmio06]

Looked at Shayne's and thought no way he is landing this one ... Boy was i wrong.
Great job Shayne!

[@carseatheadrestt]

shayne is such a good actor, the robot movements ??

[@BrandonDuckett]

ShAIne is so talented at learning model.

[@MidnightScout]

You KNOW Shayne practiced those movements in the mirror for way too fucking long just to nail this bit 😂

[@monsieur9520]

0:15 his freaking head sliding through hahahaha

[@sensudubs4421]

This is impressive

[@leahmoore6820]

This is terrifying.

[@Mor1adim]

Now I can't unsee Angela as Chris Kattan

[@percibaltwinkus]

shayne is an asset to the company skdjfjshdhsb this is excellent

[@georgedoty-williams2085]

You should upload Rachel's monologue next from this same funeral

[@redlasagna791]

Garrett looks like Ethan Winters in this video

[@cawcaw9089]

garret’s funeral is my least favorite of the funerals but this is one of shayne’s best bits ever, i hope it comes back

[@raynedavid6695]

Five nights at Smosh, but its Garrett Bot (shane) 😆

[@quentinfontenot5431]

For clarity’s sake, is it a bomb that you WONT activate?

[@ArchibaldClumpy]

I am Shayneough

[@aboy_Mikey]

reminds me of mr zed “goooooood” 😂😂😂

[@slimchelmi6940]

he's doing the fucking Mr. Zed
what a lad

[@austinthesan-antonian3932]

I do enjoy the tasteful insinuation that to be hetero is to also be C-3PO

[@MeepsNcheese]

Garrett really is like Jordan Schlansky lite

[@2n4z0n3]

Really hammed in the john conner joke

[@zcythegeist]

Shayne should make an uncanny valley character on TNTL.

[@samellison4452]

Garrettmaxxing

[@pabloandthebucketeers698]

The day Shayne leaves smosh I swear. I love Ian and Anthony to the fullest but maaaaaan

[@JuicyBlueWill]

This was the video when I realised Chanse wasn't white.

[@OrthodoxRabbiBillClinton]

It’s true black and robo lt are perfect opposites

[@BeeDrill..]

4:04

[@jamirimaj6880]

This is great but the Garrett song number is still better.

[@rae_diant]

i wont lie this roast is how i figured out garrett is straight i really though he was gay

[@the_fake_jordan_leeder]

You're gay im white😂

[@MasterMewtwo239]

Is Chanse supposed to be Gordon Ramsay?

[@youtubewontletmetypeagoodu8128]

I literally thought Garrett was gay so this confused me

[@falconking9091]

This is Zedd

[@eviljester1169]

Uncanny valley thumbnail. I fucking hate it

[@robertwrightfonseca]

What’s up with the title 🫠

[@suungirl128]

it's a quote

[@Kalesoup_]

4:05

[@phoenixdragon1258]

Hehe 666th like hehehe

[@freebird6591]

Chance gay? Yes.
Chance black? No

[@m_milos]

huh? 😭

[@SabertoothDeathmouse]

My guy, chanse is just light skinned. White passing ≠ white