imagine being the absolute masochist that's trying to break a world record on a game where it's a physical impossibility to go any faster than the strategywiki page
@@AmeVIRUS_It's pretty much just going through the dialogue and clicking on the relevant actions to progress the story as fast as you can. Not much strategy, but probably not that easy to memorize the game that well either.
"ok witness do the thing pls" "fuck me pls" "no" "AM A GAMER LMAOO" "no" "I WANT MY FUCKING STEEL SAMURAI" I'm dying. Edit: holy fuck this has 225 likes!!1!11!111 wow lol
A friend of mine is playing through the first game for me and some others to watch and seeing Edgeworth give up on trying to actually prosecute during Case 3 because of terrible witnesses and the obfuscated circumstances of the case was great. Miles is absolutely the best character in that case, maybe second only to Gumshoe. Literal life saver
![[objection.lol] Phoenix uses 100% of his brain and Edgeworth gets mad](/img/n.gif)
"white killed mia"
"true"
"Blackmail✨"
"Bullshit"
I'm crying
I lost the game
@@link_2151 then find it
@@whilemycookiegentlycrumblz i found it
@@link_2151 good job
@@link_2151 Blackmail ✨
"How did you know" MIGHT not be the best response to a guilty accusation.
"it was yo- auaug HIM!!"
"how did you know?!"
"I didn't- AUAUAGGUA that was a joke too!"
-The Heavy is Dead
@@stringcheese69420 THE HEAVY IS DEAD?!
@@zeussoulhd2169 ZE HEAVY IS DEAD!!!
@@swisschese1323 yes, I AM DEAD!
@@wildharpy6435 WHAT'S UP YA WANKIES? WHO'S US FOR A F- AH WHAT THE BLOODY HELL JUST HAPPENED?
"wright is guilty"
"no"
"magic"
"ok im confident now"
"White killed mia"
"True"
"Blackmail~"
"Bullshit"
White killed Mia.
where are the replies?
@@user-zx9xb6tm6i Right...?😳
mf came out of hell
I like the part where Karma admitted he was guilty
*guilty*
@@jpanboi_ 😒 ☝️ blackmail
@@NadIsntThere I gave up on life beacause it’s stupid
@@daeggman9141 guilty
@@daeggman9141 death
"miles what the fuck are these witnesses" - This sentence basically describes the entire franchise.
Fr
parrot...
@@Thy-Chuno cap most normal ace attorney witness
@@Thy-Chutransmitter
@@Thy-ChuParrots were actually used in court in real life. Tought their words were more used like evidence rather than witnesses testimony.
blackmail
Wright is guilty
no
magic
ok i am confident now
Sounds like a Pokemon battle.
... do people blackmail eachother in pokémon battles...?
@@eh2587 no, you don’t get it child
Would have been funnier if "magic" was replaced with "tits"
@@eh2587 i blackmail people in pokemon battles yeah
funny thing is that its still canon to the game
Simplified
But canon.
wait really?
...Have you... _Not_ seen the game, @@dani0506?
@@dochatter3638 never watched a playtrough or played it
This is what Ace Attorney speedrunners think the game is like
😂😂😂
imagine being the absolute masochist that's trying to break a world record on a game where it's a physical impossibility to go any faster than the strategywiki page
this video of stolen czcams.com/video/qrj_JFGAj1M/video.html
@@AmeVIRUS_ I am a hobby-speedrunner and even I am wondering who are actually trying to get WRs on that oo
@@AmeVIRUS_It's pretty much just going through the dialogue and clicking on the relevant actions to progress the story as fast as you can. Not much strategy, but probably not that easy to memorize the game that well either.
Von Karma be like:
guilty
guilty
guilty
guilty
guilty
guilty
guilty
fuck
blackmail
!
@@UltimateRareBingler *blackmails your blackmail*
@@play.undertale.yellow *whitemails your blackmailing of the blackmail*
@@Icommittaxevasionsandwarcrimes wright blackmails blackmail of white blackmail then blackmails you
"I gave up on life because it's stupid"
This sounds like something straight up coming from Ace Attorney and you can't convince me otherwise
True
@@mightyvador Blackmail ✨
@@indigoecho9016 blackmail. 🕺
@@indigoecho9016 bullshit
@@indigoecho9016 Bullshit
This is it - this is the entire series.
Blackmail *bling-bling*
this is ace attorney Abridged. The game form.
This is stolen from czcams.com/video/qrj_JFGAj1M/video.html
what about the other games?
I like how every time Manfred Von Karma is going to appear, he says "Objection" because he said it literally all the time in the actual game.
Literally the second half of the trial is Nick slinging objections back at him to shut him up *AND ITS SO CATHARTIC*
there is ONE TIME he didn’t say objection
and it was when he said “!”
the rest of the words he said were guilty
They didn't get his annoying ass finger wag in there
Von Karma bashing his head on the wall with a single "fuck" caption is officially my mood for today
He had exactly one fuck left to give
"von Karma, you are"
"guilty"
"guilty"
"fuck-"
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IM CRYING OF LAUGHTER 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
i love how 99% of von Karma's case is him only saying guilty
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The other 1%: *Fuck*
Lana: Guilty.
Gant: Guilty.
Phoenix: Cloth.
Gant: Not guilty.
Phoenix: Evidence law.
Judge: Guilty.
Ema: Science!
Blue Badger: doo doo doo doo do doo do doo doo doo doo
Outdated Autopsy
Edgeworth does not approve (he's simping for Lana)
That's feels like Shrek 2 dinner scene
FOR YOU SEE PHOENIX, I, MANFRED VON KARMA SHOT MILES' DAD SO I COULD INCRIMANTE MYSELF IN ORDER TO KEEP MY PERFECT RECORD DESPITE TECHINCALLY LOSING!
VON KARMA
NO
I see this in the voice of RTGAME
Von karma no!
Wait, that’s not Gregory Edgeworth…
THAT’S DON TIGRE!
@@P1r4n DON TIGRE, NO!
I see that Karma is still Objection-Happy
But he gained a new ability, and it’s being “Guilty-Happy”
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Ok, I am confident now. *upbeat music starts*
it got me already lol.
Edgeworth always having trouble making the witnesses state their names🤣
I'm 110% convinced that this is the whole first game in a nutshell
Pretty much
Well, almost. Just gotta add a 'very fast' version of RftA
One, accurate. Very very accurate.
Second, Von Karma's counter:
7 guilty + one "fuck" + 3 head slams
Phoenix: You are…
Von Karma: Guilty
Phoenix: _Guilty_
Von Karma: *fuck*
This got a good laugh outta me, not often that happens.
stolen from czcams.com/video/qrj_JFGAj1M/video.html, so the laugh belongs to them
@@NoahHalfSquid Eh, I find it funnier in the actual Ace Attourney format personally.
@@karmesteymusic well this video was more true to the original AND credited the original poster: czcams.com/video/nKQlWB34DT0/video.html
Phoenix: You are guilty
Von Karma: No
Phoenix: *Pulls out a comically large metal detector*
Honestly thought it would just be a sped up walkthrough of ace attorney
You got much much better than what you expected😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I accidentally skipped to the end trying to hit full so it went
Sahwit: ok so there w-
Wright: Guilty
Von Karma: FUCK
plottwist, Sahwit is Karma's lover
"Alright player, how many times will you do objection?"
" *Yes* ."
guilty 🗿
I've never played a single game so I'm just going to assume this is all true and 100% accurate.
This is just the first game's first four cases, but honestly yeah it's pretty much exactly spot on.
And you'd definitely be right
It’s like an abridged
It's the first game simplified. So, sometimes it is safe to assume
I played the original trilogy and can safely say it's accurate
none of em makes sense
this is why it's funny
none of them make any sense unless you know the context
They’re on drugs
It will make sense if you know ace attorney
This felt like a fever dream but also perfect.
That's... Yeah, I have no objections...
This is literally The 1st Game's Entire Case Timeline. From Wright's 1st Case to DL-6
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Second case was the best one. So accurate especially with Phoenix also using blackmail. 😂
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That's it, that's the whole game.
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"I saw the indroduction" im gonna loose it fr
guilty
Thanks, Ace Attorney, for helping me see that blackmail glows.
this got me back into ace attorney lmao
also:
anyone: says anything
von karma: objection
Anything
"ok witness do the thing pls"
"fuck me pls"
"no"
"AM A GAMER LMAOO"
"no"
"I WANT MY FUCKING STEEL SAMURAI"
I'm dying.
Edit: holy fuck this has 225 likes!!1!11!111 wow lol
“ok i am done hes not guilty”
guilty
not guilty
Blackmail🎇
Wright is guilty
God damn, I would love to sit in the jury during a shitpost of a case like this.
Ace Atternoy on drugs 🤣🤣
this vid proves that this game only needs allegro and cornered to work
put it on 2x speed and see the funni experience
“guilty”
“guilty”
“fuck”
made me laugh-
Meanwhile, redd white:
✨ *blackmail* ✨
Von Karma: "What can I say except you're guilty?"
VON KARMA NO, YOU CANT SING IN THE COMMENTS
I can't tell if I got spoiled or not but it was magnificent
Pretty much
It's in correct order too
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You cant still tell what happend
Karma aggressively banging his head onto the wall, and the parrot explaining why he gave up on life made me go insane
"Ok fuck it i did it"
Is pretty much the caretaker twist
This is a copy of "Ace Attorney in a nutshell"
Not really it's faster than the original
It should be ace attorney in a nutshell in a nutshell
ye czcams.com/video/qrj_JFGAj1M/video.html&t
I like how Von Karma straight up says he's guilty then a split second later goes FAAAAAAAAAK
How to catch the murder fast:
Me: murder say what?
The murderer: what
Me: *guilty*
I've always loved that animation of von Karma banging his head against the wall 😂
This is so accurate and I love it
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Funnier than it should be
“Go to the stand”
“Ok, guilty”
“No you”
“Guily”-Judge
karma headbang
My favorite character is the Parrot that says "I gave up on life because it's stupid"
Manfred Von Karma: GRRRR! GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (Manfred this is dead.)
✨🌌Magic🌌✨
I like the part where the judge agrees guilty or not if anyone says either.
1:21
"guilty"
"guilty"
"FUCK"
(Hit his head into mid air at the speed of lights)
These are the type of people who learned law in online class
Alternative Title: Pheonix Wright (Ace Attorney) in a Nutshell
The lack of sound as Frank dies is slaying me
this is how literally every von karma trial goes
Just finished the first game today, this summed up everything 😂😂
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can u do rise from the ashes
This is one of those videos i wanna send to my friends but probably aren't as funny if you havent played the game
✨ Blackmail ✨
"✨blackmail✨"
"blackmail"
"fuck"
The end where Karma admits he is guilty absolutely killed me😂
The part with old bag got be laughing so loud.
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this is by far the greatest video i have ever seen
"Miles what the fuck are these witnesses?" -The Judge 2021
never have to watch ace attorney gameplay ever again now
A friend of mine is playing through the first game for me and some others to watch and seeing Edgeworth give up on trying to actually prosecute during Case 3 because of terrible witnesses and the obfuscated circumstances of the case was great. Miles is absolutely the best character in that case, maybe second only to Gumshoe. Literal life saver
"ok so there was this guy-"
"guilty"
✨️blackmail✨️
Von karma just objecting to say guilty is the best lmao
"This trial will take 3 minutes or less"
"VonKarma, you are-"
Objection!
"guilty"
"guilty"
when cornered plays 3 seconds after the vid starts u know its gonna be good
OBJECTION
OBJECTION
OBJECTION
OBJECTION
OBJECTION
OBJECTION
OBJECTION
Ayo von karma was enjoying it, just as I remember
Karma every 0.0000153821 microseconds:
“guilty”
Ace Attorney, but there is a LOT of cases on the docket so let's get a move on!
I like how Von Karma is just banging his head against the air at the end.
I’m legit 5 seconds in and I’m laughing for no reason 😂
I fucking die every time white says "blackmail✨"
Guilty
I like how they just die after they are called guilty
"blackmail" "bullshit" I think I woke up half the state laughing
Yep, Ace Attorney speedrun alright. XD
we need more of these
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"yeah i killed my dad in the elevator by-"
"OBJECTION"
Ace Attorney in a nutshell.
*Guilty*
- Manfred Von Krama
I don't know if this game will ever help me learn law XD
I'm pretty sure I know exactly where you got inspiration for this
you mean this? because it's literally stolen: czcams.com/video/qrj_JFGAj1M/video.html