Wheel of Suffering because Path of Radiance Broken!

RULES
This playthrough's a little unusual. Throughout the playthrough, Waifu and I have each been given 5 secret challenges to complete, and at the end of the run, whoever completes the most challenges wins!
We will be switching which one of us is controlling the game under the following conditions:
Any superchat above 1$ (cooldown of 10 minutes, if there's been another chat within 10 minutes when you super, we will switch after 10 minutes pass)
A sub 5% crit occurs
An enemy phase takes more than 2.5 minutes (or someone turns animations on)
A new map begins
A unit dies (the other player can choose whether or not they want to reset)
Detailed Rules courtesy of Waifu: docs.google.com/document/d/16...
Channel point commands:
!points: see how many points you have
5 Points
!redeem bonk: Play a bonk sound effect
!redeem shyguy: Play some Shy guy noises
!redeem soren: Play our favorite Soren Sound
!redeem hellyeah: Play Panette Hell Yeah
10 points: These have a 10 minute cooldown
!redeem angry: make the lizard angry
!redeem scared: scare the lizard
!redeem blush: make the lizard blush
!redeem annoyed: Annoy the lizard