McDonald's: The Rap
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- čas přidán 25. 07. 2024
- The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of dude.
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Sittin' on the couch with the morning post
With a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast
Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always fun
What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run
So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend
Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian.
How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies?
Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G.
Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor
Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34
Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express
You can call it trans fat, I call it happiness
Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare
Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?"
A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son
A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunk
Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh...
All's I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah
How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor
No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel
Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spend
And I want them eggs poached like an elephant
Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?"
No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola!
Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot
Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet"
Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name
Brian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartame
Sittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour later
Pickin' at a pouch of some Now n' Laters
Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch
Start the car up fast because it's time for lunch
It just takes two bucks and I get what I need
Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese
"Supersize Me" said he's had enough of it
But how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it?
If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude you should
It's a party, like a Hardee's, except the food is good
Just don't get a large #2, I plead with you friend
Cuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it again
Enter the store, first you holla, then you
Pick a couple items off the dollar menu
Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard
Mix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of mustard.
A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce
Paying ain't a pain, they take cash or credit
Want a water? You can pay up there for spring
Or get the free Grimace cup--how embarassing
They say, "you're playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy"
Only thing bad for my heart's when they forget my toy
Now I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you rant
It's made of shamrocks--now that's a plant
People say it's bad, but I don't believe them
McDonald's is peace--just ask Tom Friedman
Momma catch me with a 'zine, and she's screaming "stop!
Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray Kroc
Thanks to dubzattic for the beat! - Komedie
For reasons like this CZcams should have a “Classics” section where they just have older videos from when CZcams was at its most creative era
The algorithm got an update some time last year that suddenly started recommending really old videos. It's not as good as this and it only recommends old stuff sometimes, but it's a step in the right direction.
Its the same as the banned list. CZcams is slowly purging original content so they can turn it into a second cable station.
That's a fucking rad idea man!
Sad this was 2 years ago lol and I'm only now revisiting
Dude yes
16 years later, and I still come back. Legendary.
Same here.
16 years later McDonalds doesn’t have a dollar menu anymore😭😭😭
I had a rough concussion 7 years ago and forgot a great deal of things, including this video. Yet somehow today, as a friend was reading out the list of ingredients for some chips, when he said the word, " aspartame", the memory of the lyrics, " Brian I ain't tryin' to drink aspartame." came SCREECHING back to the forefront of my memory, and I immediately recalled that there was a time when this song made me crack up every time I watched it, and I didn't go more than a week at a time without watching it. Life is weird.
This is beautiful
@@fake_butters That's very kind, thank you!
@@johnpinkston3818 I hope you make a complete recovery and view plenty of videos like these again. Best wishes!
@@hunngryento I am doing better! Thank you very much. I hope you are also well. Good health to you and yours.
Beautiful story bro!!! And I experienced this song the same way bro. Couldn’t go a week without watching it or showing someone and was in tears every single time I watched it (I was working at McDonald’s at the time so it was even funnier).
And to this very day, whenever I have a drink from a fast food restaurant and the syrup was out and I take a sip of straight co2 water, I say “Brian I ain’t tryna drink aspartame” 🤣🤣🤣
The nostalgia I felt when he said "All it takes is 2 dollars" and then shows off the Big Mac, it was painful.
2 seconds in and I'm already hit with insane nostalgia
Jimmy Davis OMG THIS IS 10 YEARS OLD
Nemo I used to love this song lol
Cant believe it
Jimmy Davis
Whoa, Didn’t expect to see you here.
im in for the same :D
Back when there was talent and individuals who didn't copy and paste content
and no CZcams Drama
Remy deserves more than 10 million subscribers
holy crap I'm top comment on a famous video! Hi mom!
lo
There's a lot of amazing stuff on here you haven't seen, there's just much more shit to sift through
Speed limit 25 but I'm doin' 34!
yoooooooo i read that right as he said it! sick man
Thug life
SAME
Imma callin the police
It reminds of when the Fresh Prince did his gangster rap song, "You saw my blinker bitch"... Driving down the highway, fast not slow, 90 mph in my 5.0...
This is the evidence you can make timeless content. 15 years later and I’m still coming back. You the man Rem!
McDonald's should pay this guy
JackyL1314 no
I think they did
Hahahahahaha hell yeah
They could hire him for McDonald’s ads!
Anyone listening in 2024?
Haha at least twice a year I listen to this
Always lol
one rapper even eminem is hesitant to diss
I have had this song stuck in my head for 15 years. Every 25 mph zone…
😂
9 years old and still people watching and commenting.... legendary :')
+Dylan Reddekopp If you like this one you'll love "Tap It" by Remy. It's my favorite.
I know all the words by heart and I havent heard it in 3 years lol
Chanel Colley hahaha
Dylan Reddekopp Its true lol
Unstoppable
He looks like the Middle Eastern version of Mark Ruffalo.
OMG thank you!!!!!!!!! I was wondering who he looked like. Couldn't put my finger on it
Incase you didn't he's from Iraq lol
@@Saaaaaaber He's not Iraqi. He's Assyrian.
@@screamtoasigh9984 Assyrians are from Iraq
Double You no he’s not
one of the first videos ive seen on youtube.. 8 years later still listening to it.
It was on my recommendations. 13 years later still listening to it
And 6 years After my comment. Jesus I’m almost 23!
still standing by this. 7 years later. Anthem
@@MeyerBeatsstaying with tradition
Holy shit, I favorited this 6 years ago, I was 13 years old...
You commented this 6 years ago now, too
this comment is one of the oldest i can find
25 now.
26 now!
i miss old youtube :`(
I’m back for this legend
It’s 2024 and a combo is $14 now.
Damn
"and I want them eggs poached like an elephant"
Seven years later and this is still fucking hilarious. Back when CZcams wasn't so abysmal, haha.
Naroon201 I use the "It's 10:25, dude you gotta move g" whenever someone asks what is recess at school.Cause recess starts at 10:25am. :P
While we're on the subject, Joe Mama? Anyone?
The golden age of CZcams
This video shouldn't even have dislikes
This is a video for the history books
2023 we still here ❤
Frenchie with a headset should be a meme already... Remy totally deserves much more subscribers. I just can not believe that this masterpiece is almost 10 year old!
15 now. Fuck.
16 Now @@twassell25
Damn im 30 now and I still remember these lyrics by heart lmfao
I've watched this 7 years ago, and I have come back to it. I don't know what to say really, fuck my miserable life.
Same here :/
Someone could use a happy meal.
"How's it bad for my heart when I'm in love with it"
Dope!!
I'm lovin it
I never comment this but curious, anyone still here in 2021?
Edit: 2024 and counting!
Yup
yessir
Hell yeah. I discovered this 13 years ags when I was 13.. :)
Yupppp
I remember this from the birth of CZcams.. Its aging well
Man! I remember playing this for my son when he was 7 years old sitting on my lap.. now at 19 he enlisted in the Army and is at Ft. Bennington bootcamp...I was talking to him the other day and I mentioned the McDonald's rap song, and he started to laugh saying oh yeah I remember that song. Just made me realize how precious life is.. how fast it goes.. and how each day makes an impact into one's life, if you don't miss that opportunity.
Anthony Liccione thanks for sharing brother! Life is so short and it feels like it gets fast. I try to savor every moment
SIXTEEN YEARS?
Honestly, it's the beat that won me over. The lyrics made me giggle. I worked at Mcdonalds for a year. Huge mistake, but this brought me a year of laughs since we'd listen to this during our shift cause one of our managers brought his laptop and hooked it up to the speakers in the back. great time
It's been over 9 years since I've first seen this and I still remember the lyrics word for word
This is so old yet so legendary
Looool this has grown so much, I remember watching it years and years back when it had like 200,000 views, yo tbh I remember me literally learning the rap of by heart, lmao how embarrassing.
love that ending
its crazy how long its been since i actually saw this video
Reese Jamison ikr
How embarrassing, just like the grimace cup...
Malik Gunebakan
still love this shit remy! you need to get back to youtube dude! we miss you man!!!#bringbackremy!
He still makes videos, just for ReasonTV
moorederodeo Which is okay because ReasonTV is awesome!
He's back!
JSC275X Thanks for the heads up.
VjjKingg I'm Remy
This beat still hits hard after 16 years.
Mid COVID, 2020. Still funny.
I just randomly remembered that this song existed. Surprisingly I knew most of the lyrics. This is a CZcams classic.
His whole channel is a piece of CZcams history to me
wow its been a long time
McDonald’s should pay this man . ..
😂 breakfast now served all Day
i was 18 yrs old student in uk when i watched this video 10 yrs ago now am 28 yr old stuck working in saudi. soo much nostalgia soo many changes in life and on world stage .
world was very good back then...miss old days.
Watched this first in 09. Now im watcing it againg 10 years later.
12 years on and the nostalgia still hits.
This and "I DOMINATE" will always be some of my favorites. 14 years hasn't aged this masterpiece a minute.
I was just 15 years old...I’m now 29 and remembered this video from then. Life moves pretty fast, you don’t stop and look around once in a while you could miss it. Where the hell did 14 years go
I can't believe I've heard this song every year since its release ;O
this is your magnum opus remy! in musical terms of course
Still going strong?
That OG CZcams... I thought this was the funniest thing on earth when I was 14
Genuinely listened to and sang this at the drive thru in 2024, my dad and I have loved your videos since day 1!!!!
Yessssssss! I remember when this was BRAND NEW
2021 and I’m just revisiting this banger
I used to watch this every day 🤣
man this was back in the day when youtube use to be a pretty cool site
I know right
I listened to this so much as a kid i loved it and it just popped into my head right now out of no where all these years i had to come back to watch
Man this takes me back. This and the WoW rap was what I listened to a lot back in the day.
Rip to the dollar menu
Over a decade this song has appeared in my head from time to time and I still know all the lyrics. What a classic.
Oh lord I remeber watching this when it first came out! What a classic! It still goes hard! Absolutely enjoyed watching it again! I hope bro makes more videos again
This plagued my childhood and now i'm back because i remembered this for some unholy reason.
Holy hell this is a total throwback, I jammed out to this with my buds back in 7th grade, I will shed a tear in memory of the glory days of my childhood.
Yea sounds right
I was in 6th grade
In this apocalypse of 2020 I need this song again.
This is hilarious 😂 never gets old. I heard this song years back. For some reason I was in the McDonald’s drive-through and thought about this song. Lol
14 years ago, and this pops up on my feed randomly. I'm lovin it
And here you are back for your yearly viewing of the best McDonald’s rap lol
Man, I can’t believe it’s 2020 already. This was the first ever video I saw on CZcams. My sister and I memorised the whole rap and would sing it every time we ate or passed a maccas 😂🍔🍟
I used to religiously listen to this and knew every word... I'm glad I found this again hahaha
Now this guy's doing MTG skits and content. Love it
The beat is sick and lyrics too
GoRemy: "Alls I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemima"
2020: "404 Error: Aunt Jemima does not exist"
Coming back for a massive surge of nostalgia. 2009 was when I discovered this and it's STILL living rent free in my head!
Holy shit...I just found this video while looking back into my liked videos list, this is the first time watching this since 09. I forgot about it. And that's not all, this guy is the Remy I saw on ReasonTv's videos, videos I just started watching the last year.
No sarcasm best video I've ever seen
H0RiZ0N diabetes
God this brings back memories. I un-ironically love his raps
what is a god?
This is the first CZcams video I ever saw. Sometime in like 2009. Thank you.
This video is what first got me onto CZcams..funniest thing ever
I was in 8th grade when I first laid my eyes upon this glorious masterpiece.
I'm past graduated now...
So happy it's still here
What about now? :D
@@ibrahimxbashir Yes! Still remember most of it by heart too :)
watched this when I was in third grade. love this guy. a freshmen and still love it
It's been years since I listened to this. Just as awesome.
Man this takes me back so much!
Holy fuck man this is pure memories
Holy shit it's been a looooonggg time since I've enjoyed this masterpiece. Back when CZcams was actually good lmao
XD I hope this stays on youtube forever this was right there with the leave him alone and chocolate rain and Maya heeeee. I wish he remade a 2021 version of this.
2019 and I’ve had this song stuck in my head all day! Epic
This was back when porn was on CZcams😂
I saw this video many years ago, still awesome!
This will forever be goated
We need you man, 2020 needs you
2022 still here 🔥🔥🔥
i remember watching this when i was 10 years old
This was 13 years ago already!? I remember when I first found this I played it religiously lol. I still play it from time to time. It's up there with the big mac rap lol.
Wow a lots changed since originally listening to this! Awesome
"How is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it?" holy shit
2018. Still the best thing ever.
Still a classic all these years later, I try to go back once a year and listen to these great hits.
was here 10 years ago..... 10 years later this is still awesome
It’s official my 1,000th time watching this and still laugh every time! 2019 squad!!!
RIP dollar menu
I watched this 13 years. Just popped on my recommended videos list. Thx CZcams
This is the first Video I remember watching on CZcams and here I am 13 years later and it's still pretty fire.
Man...life was so much better then
7 years later and i still laugh at the large number 2 part
Man this brings me back
"It'll be a large number 2 when I see it again!" hahahahah EPIC!