We're Indifferent About Everything Club Membership Questionnaire ASMR [including video titles]
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- čas přidán 3. 07. 2024
- Description [we're even indifferent about video descriptions]: Welcome to the official membership questionnaire for the highly esteemed organization that is apathetic about everything.
We Love Everything Club: • We Love Everything Clu...
We Hate Everything Club: • We Hate Everything Clu...
Video Chapters & Timestamps [we're even indifferent about video chapters and timestamps]:
00:00:00 The Beginning
00:08:20 The Questions
01:48:23 The Determining of Your Eligibility
01:52:17 The End
Channel Playlists [we're even indifferent about channel playlists and playlists in general]: czcams.com/users/EphemeralRi...
Website [we're even indifferent about websites] ► ephemeralrift.com
Instagram (Wildlife Photography) [we're even indifferent about Instagram, wildlife photography, and photography in general] ► / ephemeral.rift
Instagram (Random) [again, we're indifferent about Instagram, and we're especially indifferent about being random] ► / ephemeral.rift2
Twitter [we're even indifferent about Twitter] ► / ephemeralrift1
Flickr [we're even indifferent about Flickr] ► www.flickr.com/photos/ephemer...
Listen to select audio works outside of CZcams [we're even indifferent about listening to select audio works outside of CZcams]:
Spotify [we're even indifferent about Spotify] ► open.spotify.com/artist/6WJUD...
iTunes [we're even indifferent about iTunes] ► / ephemeral-rift
Patreon [we're even indifferent about Patreon] ► / ephemeralrift
End of description [we're even indifferent about the end of descriptions]. - Komedie
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As a member of all 3 clubs, I don't really care about how much I hate and love this club.
I don't care about how much you don't care about not caring for all 3 clubs.
Take it or leave it, it's all the same to me 🤷♂️
I must agree yet disagree.
Beautiful. if i didn't hate it. luckily i don't care bout all tht
😂😂😂
I wish there was an ok button to express how indiferent i feel about this
I honestly don't care expressing how indifferent i feel about this.
*[Love]* *[Hate]* *-{ok}-*
It's a video
Į dœñt kñœw whæt tœ thįñk æbœūt thįß
@@lucasbartsch9489the conflicted about everything club
That “whatever” shirt is a great design, and I would totally buy it - if I wasn’t so indifferent to buying and wearing t-shirts
I have zero emotions about this comment.
@@dixiebell20190This reply has made me feel absolutely nothing, I don't really care.
@@kanegrimI would be offended if I wasn't so indifferent to replies.
Why am I looking at this lol
@@AGamerthatregretsalot BECAUSE YOU CARE! Unlike me who is monotonous
I love this man in ways I didn't even know were possible.
Oops, wrong club.
I guess he's fine, like I don't like him but I don't hate him, since he belongs in this club I guess he's an alright guy
Personally, I hate him. And I also hate that I hate him.
The revolver door is over there
@@benzinc582I love the fact that you can express such strong emotions like this, as well as how people can be so indifferent about it, because you know, it's pretty common that people will hesitate in showing feelings but, the fact that you genuinely can express how you feel about him so arbitrarely is wonderful, people should be living to their fullest and not to be afraid about showing opinions, even about something so controversial... you know, it's the beauty of life, seeing how the human is complex, like a painting, because you usually only see the big picture, but once you actually stop to see the small details... Wow! You just get lost in a library of infinite questions and mysteries, honestly is a burning passion of mine to see people debating on certain topic and showing their point of view, it's relaxing to certain extent, like uhhh... observing the nature. You know, maybe looking at debates can be considered observing the nature, human nature is simply beautiful. If you stop for a bit and look around, every person you see has a lengthy life story, every bright light coming out of a house window at night tells something, something about a life, a life that is being lived right then and there. It's wonderful, maybe that's what life is all about, if humanity start seeing the smaller picture of big things, maybe, just maybe we'll find peace, the purpose of helping one another, maybe life is all about it after all, it's a concept I love.
Whatevs
Now there has to be a 3 way argument for why you should join each club, but the impartial club doesn’t care what you do
The WIAE club argues about the merits and demerits of the two other groups but forgets to mention themselves lol
Eh does there really have to be one? I don’t mind if he does, just seems a bit useless
@@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 yes. Yes there does.
H A Y A T O
@@ManMan10136 you aren’t the sharpest tool in the shed are you mate?
I love how he can spend two minutes just talking about the pros and cons of a pencil and pen.
personally, i feel quite neutral about it
i kinda feel 50/50 abt it
Oh shoot. Wrong club.
ah you must be from the We Love Everything club, i hate that club
@@mue5997 ah you must be from the We Hate Everything Club. I love that club
Finally, a club membership made for me (I haven't felt anything since 2017).
Oddly specific. Cool, you do you
Not that i actually care
real
Lorde's Melodrama changed lives
Real
Joining this club has made me feel extremely neutral and unbiased.
Now here's a club I would feel indifferent joining
thats a statement i suppose
You do you
@@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 One of the comments of all time, for sure.
Good for you, I guess...
21:09
This is the first time ive heard anyone agknowege the weird powdery sensation some stuff gives off when your skin is too dry. Cathartic
thought i was the only one
Now we need the: We dont know about anything club membership questionnaire!
it’s just er in a vegetative state for two hours
@@mue5997 slumped over like hawking
@@mue5997 yeah thats the idea, fully silent, and in the background he is whispering things that we cant make sense of, cause they dont know about anything in that club!
Good idea for another gibberish video
How the heck would you answer a questionnaire if you don't know anything XD
I don't feel anything would make this club more neutral than having just a yearly random meeting once.
HE DID IT YAY🎉
He never ceases to amaze
I'm sure you meant "Well he did it, good for him, i guess. Not that it's good, well, okay for him."
*Fires confetti cannon*
Good for him i guess??
Yeah I don’t really care frl
we should call this the "Whelmed club" I will join, I would like if we had badges but you know... whatever, its fine if we don't.
Not that we actually care about the fact we dont care or the fact we dont care about the fact that we dont care
Personally, I'm indifferent about changing the name.
@@Anotherroompersonally I think it’s quite logical to change it for the sake of variance but it doesn’t really matter.
“Whelm” means the EXACT same thing as “overwhelm.” It’s an oxymoron to say overwhelm. I only bring this up because you seem to be under the impression that whelm is a middle ground between under and over whelmed. It’s not.
@@tfan2222 it does not mean the EXACT same thing, overwhelmed is greater than whelmed which is why it overtook it as the more used word to describe a bad situation. and since the word whelmed isn't even used anymore and language evolves to suit the times it is quite accurate to say that whelmed is now the middle of over and under since that is how most people use it, if they say it at all.
Finally a cloud that is perfect for me cause the group that hates everything well hated everything and the group that loves everything well loved everything finally a group that doesn’t have interests anything that will most likely fit my interests
Doesn't matter in the end
Sounds a bit too happy to be let into the club sorry mate, not that i care if you get in or not
If it's perfect for you then it's probably not for you. But I really don't care either way.
FINALLY, THE TRIFECTA IS COMPLETE!!! THANK YOU UNCLE E
Wait, if this comment got hearted, that means they are a member of the We Love Everything Club, and NOT the We’re Indifferent About Everything Club.
Uncle E is generous
Finally, the club for me, indifferent about the feeling, but this could be described as a "preferred" outcome
First he came to us with 'WE HATE EVERYTHING'. Then he said 'WE LOVE EVERYTHING' and 'WE'RE INDIFFERENT ABOUT EVERYTHING'. What's next? 'WE'RE PASIVELY CURIOUS ABOUT EVERYTHING'?
Then, passively aggressively…
"WE JUST ARE" club
next is the "We're slightly interested in everything club". after that, the "We're somewhat critical of everything club"
I think the leave it up to chance club would have to flip a coin or roll a die to see whether new members would join. Then they'd have to use a spinner to choose what writing material they'd use. They would just leave all decisions up to chance.
“I’m going to flip a coin to see if you answered that question correctly.”
As a member of 4 different clubs from 3 different universes i approve this ASMR video
Whatever
wait is there a 4th club???
@@austinschwartz7424 Not in this trilogy, but there's also the tin foil hat society, the NWO, and a few other assorted organizations with signups and surveys within the ER extended Universe.
@@austinschwartz7424 tin foil hat club
8:52 really freaked me out because I've gotten into the habit of playing Stardew Valley with some of your ASMR on in the background. So uh...hello from Vibes Farm I guess!
I'm indifferent to the feeling I have when I tear open multi-dimensional rifts and allow unspeakable whatevers to flood in from the very fabric of the multiverse. People say things like, "Meh, I've seen worse," Or, "Meh, I've seen better," or, "Whatever, it is what it is."
-how many synonyms do you like to use per video?
-e.r : yes.
So if you’re wondering what club to join:
You can’t join the Hate Club since they hate their own club and wouldn’t recommend you join it anyways, and joining the Hate Club would mean you would hate being in a club.
The Indifferent Club wouldn’t really care who’s club you join, there’s pros and cons to each.
The Love Club would love for you to join anyone’s club since they love clubs and love your decision!
So it’s really up to whether or not you love absolutely everything or you’re indifferent to absolutely everything.
Finally a club I am enthusiastically indifferent, dare I say indifferently enthusiastic, to participate in.
You should totally sell "whatever" shirts, it looks great.
I got an ad for toenail fungus before this video. And unusually so, I felt no notable emotion whatsoever about my situation.
Ok but now I am just imagining someone talking to their parents or something like “I feel indifferent about you mother”
Ain’t even waiting to listen later when I go to bed. Clicked on this as soon as I saw it pop up
The eraserless pencil has to be the bane of my high school experience
I always love how unique your videos are!! Fun and creative 😃🧡
Whatever
@@miti2222 🤣🤣🤣👍👍
Next video should be how to care for a pet beard
ER is looking majestic at the moment 👌
I don't know why, but I'm completely apathetic about how any words sound when pronounced, such as pebble. I've watched a lot of your videos and I've never felt anything from the parts where they're repeated.
I like how my 16:9 resolution monitor makes the video playtime bar fit exactly to the desk edge.
This is the most punk rock asmr video I've seen
Uncle E fr went into the 3 ways of thinking:
I love it
I hate it
I don't mind
I need the "we have strongly differing opinions about everything" Club where the members just have different opinions as each other but also different opinions about different topics.
I love your videos, Ive watched them for so long. They are always unique and never the same, creative. Thank you for all you've done .
Thank you Rift, this was one of the videos of all time. I feel okay about this video
He did it, he actually did it!
Another great video! I can't wait for an appearance from the "Different feelings for a variety of things" club
Thanks for the video ER, it was ok
Sometimes I doze off and then a noise a family member makes wakes me up and then I just start giggling at the question ER just asked 😂
This is an absolute wonder. Excellent peice of work!
I saw that same comment on the last one and thought he would make this video, another banger as always
Truly one of the videos of all time it made me feel such things as and . What a content creator of all time
Hey! I love your asmr vids and you're really an inspiration to me. Thank you 🙏 and if you're reading this I hope you have a great day!
Whatever
Alright whatever you say
I love that shirt! I want it so bad, I guess I have to make a trip to walmart for supplies😂😂 I love it!
A wonderful addition to the Clubs of Caring, Uncle E! Thank you for the relaxation and giggles! ❤
Edited bc quite literally after I posted this, Uncle E said "I made this shirt myself because whatever" and that timing was just slightly off lol
Not that we care
It’s alright, don’t really care personally
Been releasing straight fire recently, keep up the good work Uncle E
my favorite club so far
Sounds a bit differential about this club, don’t think you’ll be allowed in personally, but whatever doesn’t really matter
I feel as though everyone is adaquetly appreciating the effort to change the description for each video. Truly shows how indifferent we all are to everything.
All these questionnaire videos are soooo good and calming! Questionnaire type videos sometimes make me feel anxious but these are just funny
he really did the trilogy. ER is a true man of the people
god bless this man for always making long videos 🙌
Your hair is coming out nice again I love when it's long and the beard is long. I can't believe you're still make so much content I've been watching your channel for year it's always good to see you and hear you. Definitely one of my top 5 ASMRtist.
It's finally here!!!
I am deeply amazed by your vid ideas
I got the notification at work when you released this. And i knew already i was fixing ready to sleep good. Also i was surprised that you did the THREE CLUBS You've never failed to disappoint in the 2 years I've know you Uncle E 😴😴
Yo Em I grew up watching you man and to this day the candy man rules supreme. Much love and keep tinglin
you’re the best, thanks for the asmr my good sir
Thank you for your creativity, good luck and prosperity.
I believe that pencils were actually invented after pens, making them the more modern utensil by a chronological definition
Anytime there’s a keyboard involved I know it’s gonna be guuuuuuuuuud
this is the most creative video ive ever seen (we’re even indifferent about the most creative videos we’ve ever seen)
Your voice is so hypnotic for me i forget about you because you put me to sleep almost instantly
Another idea, “We can’t make up our mind about anything” club, kind of like this one but instead of no caring about anything, they overanalyze both sides.
The sneaky suspicion and inkling bit is such a dad joke and I absolutely love it so much! 😂 They do indeed make good pets! 😁
After interviewing with the other two clubs, I can see the fun in both. Ultimately, though, this is where I’d be most comfortable. You know, if I had to choose.
sir, I have no strong feelings one way or the other but I bow to your asmr mastery.
The trifecta has been completed, a beautiful sight to behold
Love these
this video was absolutely okay
I absolutely called it and love the result
YES
as a member of the we hate everything club
Aswell as the
We love everything club
I wish to also join the
We’re indifferent to everything club
Thank you for this opportunity and i do hope that i get accepted into the club
Ah, happy to see my suggestion was fulfilled.
❤😂❤ ty rift. 😊 you help my life more than I can express. You bring my guy and myself closer on most nights. 💯
the fact that he couldn't care enough to put the three dots on the thumbnail like the other clubs despite mentioning it is absolutely brilliant
I love your hair like this!
I guess it’s fine don’t really hate it or like it personally it’s whatever
Best asmrest out there
He did it!
Finally, a club I can get behind. Or not. Whatever.
I remember the days when the permenance of pen ink gave me writing anxiety. Dont want to make a mark I cant take back, better be careful. Nowadays it doesnt really matter.
I remember seeing a comment saying he should do a neutral club and I'm glad it's here
Now THIS seems like my type of club.
Now this is a club I’m indifferent about!
Me responding "ehh, kinda, but not really" for an hour and a half
The trequal we never knew we needed
This character reminds me a lot of the energy vampires from What We Do in the Shadows 😂 top tier 👏
I'm always about to sleep, but when I'm almost there I start laughing 😂❤
I've been going to the I hate everything club every now and then but mostly thats where I feel at home!
he listened and made the third club !! i love that this is great lmao
This club really speaks to me.
PLEASE do “We’re really not too sure about anything”
We're stoic
I certainly am indifferent about the meaning of the painting of Uranus resting on the monitor
"I have no strong feelings one way or the other."
"All I know is my gut says maybe."
"If I don't survive, tell my wife 'Hello'."
"Live free...or Don't."
🫡
Thimbnail of this video is actually pretty clever, just being a frame from the video unlike the hate everything and love everything club videos that actually have a special thumbnail.
I’d love to the “We’re Serious about Everything Group Club”.
Great video
Ikr 0:45
Pens are actually much much older than pencils. Pencils were not invented until the 18th century, while pens have been around thousands of years longer in some form.