Meanwhile… No More Netflix DVDs | Canada's Pop-Guzzling Bear
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- Meanwhile… Netflix has mailed out its final DVD, and a Canadian black bear drank tons of soda.
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Canadian: tries to reason with a bear that's actively drinking their soda.
American: shoots unarmed person who knocked on their door.
That six year old could have used their ball to murder me! I FEARED FOR MY LIFE!
Oh i wrote the same thing
Q. Who is overreacting? (Y) (N)
American: chases and shoots pretty girl who accidentally got into his car.
@@edeledeledel5490 would it be ok if she wasn't pretty?
The woman who tried to reason with the bear - and then gaslight it - is my hero.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a Canadian, I’ve asked bears to move off trails & even out of garbage bins and it works. Love your show.
Bears are more polite than raccoons
That’s amazing lol
Did you bribe it with pop?
@@Sheldondub67 HAHAHA!!!
they move for horns on Harleys too 💥 yes in Canada
Canadian politeness - even to a bear...classic
It would have worked if they had done a better Elmer Fudd impression as a hunter
How else to you talk to a bear? You tell it politely but firmly tell it to go. It’s a bear, not a moose. They usually listen. That bear was just a jerk
If you want to scare a friggin animal from a roach to a bear in size just make the loudest fucking noise you can possible make with your entire body and be close to something big like a car or furniture or rock, depending on how incredibly loud and bombastic noise you make, the animal will usually freak the fuck out and will want nothing to do with you at that time, but i cannot put enough emphasis on the *It must be the loudest fucking noise you can possibly generate*
"I know it has been a very long hard winter and you are really hungry after your long nap but Mr. Bear is all that sugar good for you?" asked the concerned Canadian, who didn't vote down at the PTA meeting, putting a 'pop' machine in at the Middle School.
It wasn't very polite of the bear to drink all her pop though.
We say " pop" here in Michigan. I always thought it strange when people called it soda.😂
Had a homeless woman in Flint ask us for a pop. Being Canadian, we knew what it means to us, but we watch enough US tv to know they call it a soda. In a sketchy US hood, we actually had a conversation about what ‘pop’ meant, just to be sure. No surprises desired.🥴
She thought we were funny, but she did enjoy her pop. 😆
@@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin yeah, there's a lot of systemic crap there designed to keep people down. Thank you bunches for being a tender human and sharing a moment, and a pop!
@@MissDanaSophia Thanks, that’s kind of you. Have to admit, it was kinda selfish of us.
If you want to feel good about yourself, do something nice for someone else. 🤷🏼♂️
😉😆✌️
When I moved to Michigan a girl at the Wendy's drive through was confused when I ask what kind of soda they have! She had never heard it called soda. I had to say Coke or Pepsi.
Michigan is the most Canadian state
The bear in Earl's Cove drank the orange first, then the cola, and lastly the root beer. He didn't touch any of the diet stuff. CBC Canada.
That makes sense. The animal would be looking for calories.
Root beer is repulsive
Bear don’t care. Bear go slurp
He missed one of the best detail about the soda bear: the bear drank 69 and left 3 sodas . He 3 sodas the bear wouldn’t touch were all diet sodas.
They weren't sodas. They were pops.
Smarter than the average bear. 🐻
And also "he didnt use the paper towel to clean the mess".
The article is even better 😀
Smart bear! Diet soda is vile!
Three cases of pop in your car?
And a bear who understands what is in those cans and how to open them?
Which of the two is more domesticated?
Reasoning with bears...that's how we roll here in Canada 🇨🇦 😂
Unless we have a hockey stick in our hand.
Just FYI: At our family cabin we keep "pop", beer and fruit drinks in a cold spring. One day, our local bear came by the spring, bit the lid off the cooler and tried 2 V-8s and pretty much spit them out. He/She drank then drank 2 beers and then found and consumed each Sprite. It was like; bite, tilt head up and drink. The damn bear also took and drank a whole 6 pack of Sprite that I found remnants of 6 months later off in the woods. Bears love Sprite.
Usa : shoot kid knocking on your door in daytime
Canada : reason with a sugar hyped bear
Wow Canada you are so cool. I wish could be just like you
You missed the best part of the bear story! The only thing that stopped it - 3 cans of diet soda it wouldn;t drink.
Smart bear
Diet pop
The Canadian bear also ignored the diet pop. True.😄👍🏾
We all call it pop up by the Canadian border . I didn’t know what a soda was until I went to college 😂. I adore your show !
Soda pop...
Same!
We call it pop in Indiana as well.
Nope, most of Canada calls it Soda. There's some areas that call it pop and you must live in one of those. Same applies to the US where most call it soda but some areas say pop.
@saamirt you must have missed "BY the Canadian border". In MI, which is BY the Canadian border, we call it pop
Well, that explains it. Baseball was so slow because players & umpires were busy catching up. A baseball game broke out during conversation!
Tbh, I prefer that. Sports is too freaking competitive for no damn reason. It’s supposed to be friendly competition, not people rioting and fights breaking out.
Save the rioting for when we’re fighting for our rights; but I guess sports rioting is acceptable but civil rights rioting isn’t. 🙃
Be sure to stay away from English and Eastern European soccer matches.
@@Tustin2121 The reason is.....testosterone. Men can't be out warring murdering and raping all the time you know.
And beer sales are down 13%.
@@DirtyTurtle67 - Testosterone is not the sole reason for aggression, considering that most of the male population seems to operate perfectly fine without partaking in any of the warring, etc you mentioned. I’d blame cultural aspects first, like for example a government trying to get its children into shape so they can become cannon fodder in a war they’re fighting overseas, and thus the government implements physical education and sports programs nation wide so the boys can be ready for combat.
Well, in Soda Bear, the bear doesn’t die (unlike the Real Cocaine Bear ) but goes on a sugar high rampage.
Now that's a script with some chest hair!
Hooked a 5 y.o lol
You mean "Pop Bear". We still call it pop here in Wisconsin.
Lol, I immediately thought
"Diabetes Bear"
Makes news next week raiding all the insulin from a Shoppers Drug Mart pharmacies.
Ozempic maybe, but would be detrimental to the hibernating fat.
Spoilers!
Canadian Woman to the Black Bear: “All those pops are bad for your waistline, eh.”
Thank goodness we don't all say "eh" at the end of our sentences, eh. :)
Michigander here, when I visit the UP of Michigan and Canada, it takes all of my self control not to throw a few ehs on the end of my sentences.
a joke about "the Canadian version of Cocaine Bear" literally sets itself up in real life and the opportunity is fucking missed!
My mom still gets Netflix dvds because she doesn’t have access to cable-or internet in her rural location. She is getting more and more cut off from technology. I can’t imagine if we were in school these days. I would love to have a story like this covered. It’s a bit scary the techno gap in the country.
There are two other movies by mail services still available: Gamefly and 3DBlurayrental.
No joke about Coke Bear?
Or Caffeine bear or Sugar bear?
Cocaine!!!!
Pepsi Bear!
That’s just what we Canadians call it, “pop!” 👍🥤🇨🇦
you can be Canadian and still be wrong :))
@@zibear9213 but in this case, they're not.
It's pop. *waves from the US Midwest*
Americans used to call it soda pop. Even sodi pop.
@@zibear9213 Oh no look, it’s Zi Bear and it’s after our POP again!😜🐻🇨🇦
We call it pop here in Indiana also. I've only heard the old people call it soda.
We really do say pop in Canada. 🇨🇦 It feels weird to say "can of soda." We say soda if using a bottle of plain soda though. We have baking soda but we don't call it pop.😉
America has Kool Aid, in Canada we have Freshie
@@markusbrauns4274 What is Freshie??? In Ontario, we have Kool-Aid, most people collected the points and mailed in for free stuff in the 90's, and likely still has some Kool-aid Man shaped plastic cups 🤣
Yes very weird....we have bathrooms not rest rooms, and knives and forks are collectively known as cutlery, not silverware.
@@canaanval I remember that! Oh you're bringing back memories. 😊
In Texas we call it a coke.
Gotta love that lovely Canadian lady.
The first time I asked an American restaurant what pop they had, the waiter looked at me like I had two heads. I can confirm Canadians call it pop.
Plenty of Americans in the Midwest say "pop" as well.
Only part of Canada calls it pop, the other parts call it soda.
@@lizliz4186 That's just not right. Please return your government issued poutine.
That waiter must not have gotten out much. I mean I call it soda myself but I am aware that there are these others words for it out there.
Had the same experience. Surly waitress kept insisting they didn’t have pop.
The ancient Egyptian kitties must have brought in the lizards as gifts!
😹😹😹😹😹 severely underrated comment! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Aw, that bear story is like Anti-Florida Man news
Reasoning with him? Just more proof of how polite we are up here 😂🇨🇦
I used to blast things with neutrons in college. It's good fun! Make things just a little radioactive to learn exactly what they're made of.
I’d like to know more about that. When I majored in biology, 100 years ago, there were no neutrons to blast. (And DNA was only fairly recently discovered)
@@Hadenufyet It's called neutron activation analysis. You need a nuclear reactor to generate neutrons with sufficient energy to become absorbed into atomic nuclei of the sample. Typically small samples are placed in the reactor core, but it's also possible to project a neutron beam from the core (under carefully controlled circumstances). After atoms absorb a neutron they often transform into an unstable isotope, many of which emit gamma rays. Each isotope emits gammas with a distinct frequency. Gamma ray spectroscopy identifies relative frequencies emitted from the sample (after it's removed from the core, and carried to a spectrometer). What you get is a very precise analysis of quantities of elements present in the sample. The one archeological experiment I remember used the element breakdown to trace pottery shards to a certain origin based on soil composition.
I did not major in science - I went to Reed which has a research reactor staffed by undergraduates. I got to go through a two-semester training program on nuclear physics and reactor operation, and then I got to work operating the reactor, and helping with experiments. This was about 20 years ago for me, but the program started in 1968, and is still running.
@@Hadenufyet Pretty close - you just missed those neutrons. About 90 years back. And while DNA was discovered, it wasn't the source of information in 1923.
I'm from the Midwest. Soda, also known as carbonated water or sparkling water, is water that has been carbonated under pressure with carbon dioxide gas to create bubbles and refreshing fizz. It is similar to other carbonated beverages like soft drinks, but usually has no added flavors or sweeteners. Soda can be consumed on its own, used as a mixer for cocktails, or as a substitute for still water in recipes. Some people also enjoy adding a slice of lemon or lime to soda water to add flavor.
On the other hand, Pop is a type of carbonated soft drink that typically contains water, sweeteners, and flavorings. Pop comes in many flavors, including cola, lemon-lime, orange, root beer, and many more. Some pops are also marketed as "diet" or "low calorie" versions, which use artificial sweeteners to reduce the calorie content. Pop is often served in restaurants, convenience stores, and vending machines.
Similar but different.
Different dialects just exist. Get used to it.
@Chris RJ My acknowledging "I'm from the Midwest" seems to have gone over your head. Unless you were also picking on Steve's absolutist take on the wording. In that case, rock on.
I grew up in Chgo. My parents called soda "pop". Stephen lived in Chgo 11yrs. Surely in all that time he heard SOME Chicagoans say "pop"!
I was wondering what Chicagoans used. Surely he knew that and glossed over it for the joke. It's possible that the writer was clueless.
In Michigan we also call it pop
He's catering to the NY crowd.
@@R.M.MacFru I'm in New York, people say pop.
On the Navajo Rez it's 'pop'.
Like Cocaine Bear, our bears have been know to pop off from time to time. 🇨🇦
Can confirm we call it Pop.
Also, there's a company called The Pop Shoppe and they have different amazing flavours 🇨🇦
Detroit area, also.
my Dad called it soft drink because with his accent it sounded like mop or bop. When he said map it sounded like mop/
Rest in Peace Daddy you still have me giggling//
He used to pinch the cats tail for a bit of fur that he pretended to put in the pancakes; he called them cattail pancakes 🥞 He knew how to make us 6 little girls laugh. Al's daughters eating cattail pancakes with sugar sprinkled
Hey it totally is pop. Some parts of US call it pop too.
This is the first time I have laughed out loud in a while. The bear joke was gold. Thanks, guys.
Best segment Ever!
The lady with the bear 🐻 😂
It used to be called soda-pop but the US got Soda and Canada got Pop after the divorce.
😏🤣🍻😁🙋♂✌😎
actually it's regional! some places use coke instead too. densely populated english speaking areas of canada are mostly over the "pop" parts of the u.s.; quebec is over the soda parts so in english, most of canada uses pop. it's actually been a linguistics study!
…I’ve literally heard both here in florida
love your "bear tale"! When you told us that the woman said she started reasoning with the bear, my first thought was this: my mother-in-law would definitely consider reasoning with a bear! She was convinced that if only she could come up with the perfect reason, I would turn into the perfect son-in-law. She hated it whenever I responded that perfection was definitely over-rated!
Oh my Dearest Stephen, it is indeed called POP! At least it is here in Hoosier Land!! ❤
Don't you mean "hoser, or hosehead?
@@markusbrauns4274 Hoosiers are people from Indiana. Hosers are the losing side in Canadian hockey.
@Like Bot And nobody, neither in Indiana or elsewhere, has any idea what the derivation of the term "Hoosier" is. There are a number of specious theories e.g. In the early 19th c. travellers, using backcountry dialect, would ask those who lived in the Indiana territory, "Whose your state?". However, there is no linguistic evidence that the people there at that time used such an idiom as this.
@@markusbrauns4274 I would hope most of my fellow Canadians no longer use the word hoser - it's from the early 80s and is just a tad outdated. :)
@@treegreen941 I've only heard it used in comedy sketches here in Canada. Like This Hour Has 22 Minutes or Royal Canadian Air Farce.
Soda pop... the east took 'soda' and a lot of the west took 'pop'. I grew up in Colorado and it's always been 'pop' to me. EDIT: Some places call all of it Coke... no matter the brand. I think that's maybe Texas.
I’m from Alberta definitely is pop.
Michigan. It's totally pop. It sure wasn't Faygo Red Soda we drank.
It's pop in the east, maybe soda in the south?
I grew up in Texas and Oklahoma, and we call all of it "coke." When ordering at a restaurant, you say, "I want a coke," then the server is supposed to ask, "Which kind of coke would you like?"
@@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 Soda in northern New Jersey in the '50s and '60s. Don't know about now. In the late 60's, marijuana was grass and tobacco, weed, but now marijuana is weed, so there is no consistency across time.
As a Western New Yorker it is and will always be pop. Soda is carbonated water.
Oddly enough, there's a connection between this Meanwhile edition and the interview with Rachel Weisz: the show she's promoting is a remake of Cronenberg's 'Dead Ringers', in which one of the Mantle Brothers (Jeremy Irons) says the line '...and some orange pop!' And, like the bear incident, it was a Canadian production.
Yeah, all the great Canadian artists. David Cronenberg, Neil Young and even Glenn Gould.
Good catch, my friend. 👍
SoDA... Sounds like you're stupid. Pop! Sounds like an energy burst to smile! Canada!! Love it!
That woman is a legend 🤣 🐻
As an upper mid western I would declare it is called Pop. 😂
Soda, pop, soft drink all mean the same things.
A lot of the world just calls it 'a coke.' A friend of mine went to Israel and would order a 'Pepsi coke' all the time.
@@danielgehring7437 that's like when parents refer to all gaming consoles as 'a Nintendo'
We call it cool drink or cold drink in South Africa.
Not in the UK. A soft drink here can also mean a fruit flavoured cordial, juice or squash. Soda is used here but fizzy drink is more common.
@@Elwaves2925 it's 'Canapop' in't north (in't Yorkshire, anyways)
Sometimes Meanwhile is my favorite part
Lol, I love Bear Pop Mom.
I love how he uses the same voice for a bear, a baseball player, and Alex Jones.
Well... it was either drink the pop, or the Labatt's Blue in the other seat. The bear made the right choice.
Alright, let's leave the beer out of this. Beer never done nothing to nobody. 🍺 unless it's American beer, then 🫗
That's Canada; we reason with bears. Moose too. LOL
As someone who grew up on the Sunshine Coast, I'm shocked our unknown region of the planet made Colbert! Thanks Mr Bear!
This occurred just down the road from me, and the bear did not like the diet pop/soda
Lmao
For any midwesterner, it’s pop.
Not any Midwesterner. I live in a suburb in the metro area of Milwaukee and it's soda here.
For most of the Midwest it's pop but not all of it.
Remember phosphate drinks?
When I say "pop", I usually talk about music. Or the sound effect.
Nope.
So... Coke Bear?
The bear bit with Jack Herrer....lol
😂😂😂 Hilarious 👏🏽💛✨
Minnesota is definitely a "Pop" region. Not "Soda." Not even "Soda Pop." It is "Pop." You'll even see it on menus at snack bars: "Pop."
I knew someone from Minnesota who called it ‘sugar pop’
The part about ancient Egyptian lizard coffins sounds like a synchrotron, check out the ESRF.
Synchrotrons are awesome, it essentially moves the molecules and scientists can made an absolutely 3D scan, they have the recording of what is inside. So they can scan a rock with a fossil and see the minute layers inside the rock and fossil layer by layer, to minute detail. They also use it on art, and ancient scrolls if the writing is worn off because the synchrotron can discern the slightest detail.
@Jason
Wtf are you talking about? I probably do care do I?
😂”Vengence is ours”-BlockBusters.
Wasn’t expecting that. And my nose was not expecting to hose coffee. Well done Colbert. You evil genius. That was one hell of a “Netty pot” experience.
stephen is so adorable I just can't with him XD
I thought Netflix ceased their DVD service years ago!
That's what I said.
Dang, I still have a DVD I have to return!
They stopped advertising it to push everyone to streaming.
I love this guy... half human half elf...😅
Sea squatters wino goulash, Neutron lizard zombies, and Reasoning with bears are all good name for bands.
In America are bear do cocanine
In Canada they're bear do soda pop
"Are" bear.' 'Least we can spell.
"Cocaine" ?
@@johnyoung4923 Hey, it's still 4/20 in a lot of places, no fair making fun of someone for their spelling mistakes.
@@danielgehring7437 Especially if it's their second language, which is usually one more than the people making fun of them. :)
@@danielgehring7437 Spelling is so easy, even stoners can do it. :)
It's POP!! Anyone from Michigan knows that. 😂
I took the 2-track to the party store for the euchre tournament to get it.
Sodepop
@@Alexander-cg1ey nope, plain old pop. 😉
@@humbleevidenceaccepter7712 You from the UP?
@@aandrus2169 I'm a troll, but have visited people up there.
Trying to reason with a bear…that’s gotta be in contention for “most Canadian thing ever”.
The coke bear joke was right there.
Soda pop was the full name for the soft drink. Of course this was considered too long, so it was shortened, depending on where you grew up, to either 'soda' or 'pop' (there are Americans, living closer to Canada who call it pop, it's not just the Canadians who do that).
After drinking Canada Dry's Club Soda straight out of the can, which was my first and last time drinking (on purpose, since fountain drink machines can run out of syrup needed for the sweetening/colouring of the soft drink, and what a nasty surprise when that happens) pure liquefied soda.
Kinda stops a person from wanting to ask for a soda. I'll go for a pop, please and thank you!
Was the soda pop Coke? Because if it was, you missed out on some Coke-cane bear jokes😅
Laughed way more than I should have on that EZ pass joke!! 😄
Bears are back on the threat down.
That's actually what bear experts tell us to do when you encounter a bear. You're supposed to talk to them to reassure them you don't pose a threat.
y'all can laugh at "reasoning with him" but I've seen a mountie in the middle of downtown Vancouver - right in the financial district - talk a black bear down from the truck it was hiding on. did the whole de-escalation and negotiation thing until it clambered down and they could safely dart it
At least we don’t try to take pictures of buffalo 😂🇨🇦
Netflix DVDs still exist?
Or did still exist?
@@davidflynn6790 I just haven't seen a Netflix DVD since 2006
Rural areas still have really bad or stupid expensive internet.
The previous library I worked at had 40 Hotspots to loan out, which were very popular. Plus our DVD collection gets a lot of use. New movies, older movies, and even TV series.
Back when I worked as a door-to-door computer repair, once you got out of city limits there were still a lot of people still on dial-up for very low-end DSL. I once had a client who lived 5 miles out of town and his neighbor had "up to" 5 MBPS DSL. However, if he wanted it he would have to pay the phone company over $1000 dollars to run the time a few out to his house.
Plus there are some movies that have streaming rights that are kind of messy.
A relative of mine still uses their mail service, she's gonna be pissed they're getting rid of it. It started because they had really crappy rural internet but even when that got better, she found she could get a _lot_ of titles they region-lock or otherwise don't have. I guess they have the distribution rights to a lot of movies but not broadcast rights? And plus in the last few years, nobody at the company gave a crap how many titles you asked for at a time so she'd just order, like, 2 dozen shows and send them back whenever she felt like.
I still use Netflix DVD because, get this, streaming sucks when you want to find SOMETHING.
Streaming only works for ANYTHING.... that ANYTHING 99% of the time? NOTHING.
I might be "beyond the times" but I like getting dvd's in the mail. I don't watch network tv because I hate commercials. I watch youtube and discovery+. The Netflix selection is not what it used to be, but still, where can you find "The Outer Limits", or other old sci-fi stuff? I will miss it when it's gone.
Plus if you have the physical copies, the company can't tell you they discontinued airing that title. Personally I hate owning stuff, so I love streaming, but if I were going to collect any one thing it'd be DVDs.
I like getting dvds in the mail too. I watch CZcams, basic Hulu with ads (the ads are short), and Disney+.
The ads on Hulu aren't long. Usually just a minute or two which is a lot less than cable.
I haven't missed cable since I got rid of it in 2013.
I was always annoyed netflix didnt bring out their production on dvd/ blu ray here in europe... i have a huge movie collection and despise streaming.... and im getting more and more annoyed that i cant buy good movies because theiyre just coming out on streaming
Don’t worry. All the people that didn’t return their Netflix dvd’s will be putting them up for sale!
I'm on satellite internet, so netflix DVDs have been how I get movies.
That BAND is GREAT!!!🥰🥰🥰🌲🌄🌲
That was the best meanwhile introduction. Food based.
Thanks for the mention mr Colbert.
Yes we Canadian drink pop and we also drink brown pops ( beer). Love your show ☮️🇨🇦
Yep the good ol' wobbly pop.
Yes we drink actual beer. Not that yellow colored water in the US lol.
brown pop sounds a bit, um, dirty. American piss-water is nasty, but good craft beer sounds better if called beer, but whatever name, as long as it's good beer.
The weirder part (to Americans) would be our pink cream soda which is the only place you'll find the word soda outside baking soda and club soda. Actual interaction in Canada "Which type of pop would you like? Cream soda. Here's your pop." *passes pink cream soda glass*
The test for salmonella in chicken is "Potato" lmao.
I have a sure-fire test for salmonella in chicken.
You leave the chicken on the kitchen counter, raw, for about three hours.
Then you throw the chicken away, smug in the knowledge that you likely saved yourself a violent bout of food poisoning,
😂😂😂😂😂
I'm so happy Madeline and her dog are ok! Wahoo!
Yes, we call it ‘pop!’ 🤣😄🇨🇦❣️
Americans call soda-pop soda, Canadians call soda-pop pop. It's not that weird. Also, Canadian bears are much more reasonable than American bears.
Not all Americans call it soda. Parts of the Midwest, Plains states and Rockies call it pop.
Yeah, but those Canadian Superpigs...!
In the US, the following words are used, depending on the region:
Soda
Soda pop
Pop
Coke (yes, coke for _any_ soda: “what kinds of coke do y’all have?”)
The bear part is definitely true. It's because they're not afraid of our guns. Not that we don't have em but we don't shoot the unarmed. ;)
Canadian conflict resolution: "reasoning with him." Crazy Canadians.
And oh, we do call it pop. And a couch is called a chesterfield and in school you are in grade nine, not ninth grade and your teacher marks your work, s/he doesn't grade it.
I've never heard a Canadian calling a sofa a chesterfield. I sold Chesterfields... in packs of 25 at a Canadian 7-Eleven. Mildest cigarette we sold. Canadians also didn't have proms and "zee" until the kids started thinking we were the 51st state, we had grad dances and "zed" and middle school seems to be what they call Junior High below the 49th.
@@likebot. a chesterfield is old school Canadian slang for a couch. A chesterfield was a popular brand name backbin the day. My grandparents called couches chesterfields lol.
@@likebot. We called our couch a Chesterfield in the 60s/70s, but perhaps it was a Western Canada thing?
@@kyle-ld2gh Yeah, kleenex and bandaid is like chesterfield. When I was a kid my friends wouldn't say motorbike, they called them all hondas. You could have a Kawasaki honda or a Harley honda. smh
I'm in the Maritime provinces and rarely get out of here. Pop, couch, Bluenoser, ewt-West/Boston-States... these are mainstays of our lexicon.
🇨🇦We also use “quarter”… a quarter teaspoon, three quarters of a cup, whereas 🇺🇸 will use “fourth”.
Love the lead up...Meanwhile!
Here in MN, we say "pop". What the heck is soda? 😉
I am way more surprised that Netflix still has DVDs than I am about bears "guzzling pop". And *WAY* more surprised to learn Danny Trejo is still alive.
Yeah, I haven't bought a DVD or CD in about 10 years. I only buy Blu-Ray discs now, and usually only the 3D version. For regular stuff, I just stream it now.
He was in Book of Boba Fett just last year. I know, most people have already repressed that show....
Not gonna lie, I will miss the DVDs from Netflix because they do have a lot of stuff not on streaming. My Millennial loved seeing Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin, etc. Laughed his head off at seeing Sid and Marty Croft tv shows I watched.
Bear joke killed me
What I want to know is, who likes their chicken so raw they have to test it for salmonella? If you're worried just cook it more!
Short answer: People are stupid.
When you’re in a restaurant and that well-cooked chicken might have made contact with a cutting board used for raw chicken
@@birbluv9595 I know that you're just trying to find a corner case, but that really shouldn't be happening. In most restaurants the prep area is in an entirely different room, or at least separate part of the kitchen, specifically to avoid that kind of cross contamination.
@@danielgehring7437 I got deathly sick from food poisoning at a First Watch breakfast place. I’d had an egg white omelette with cubes of turkey in it. But I think they did not cook that turkey - I suspect it arrived cooked in a frozen bag, and it sat out on a counter too long. The doctor said people my age (about 63 at the time) get food poisoning more easily. Either way, I’ve had so much food poisoning and have lived on a bland diet so much that I’ll do almost anything to avoid the possibility!
@@danielgehring7437 Some people, like my partner, are on immunosuppressants. An extra step of precaution doesn't hurt anyone. Just because you see no use for something doesn't mean there is no use for it
"Soda" sounds just as old timey as "pop" to me. But not as old timey as the combined "soda pop".
So what do you call it, Mr. Gen Z?
Listen dear, that's way too much sugar for you, bear!
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But will Rachel be wrapped in bacon?
Even I as a vegetarian, find that image strangely alluring!
@@timbeaton5045 Well if you're eating it, you're, uh, doon it rong.
Only if it's Kosher.
Meanwhile starts at 2:00
Sugar Bear can't get enough of that soda pop.
The worst part is that when a bear drinks that much pop, he gets a caffeine rush and freaks the hell out. You don't want to see that.
I'm disappointed Steven I always considered you as a honorary chicagoan we don't say soda and you know that
🤣🤭 They always talk at at home plate!! And yes Stephen it's pop!!
4:45 No, it's Coke. Everything else that can be drunk is Orange Drink.