How Adam Would Book... CM Punk's WWE Return
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It's the big one! He's back baby and not just on WWE Backstage! Here's how Adam would book CM Punk's WWE return.
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Wait it has only been 1 hour since video been posted why does your comment says posted 8 hours ago?
@@aryanverma8344 He probably set the video to be public at an exact moment and posted the comment before the video became public
I would rather have CM Punk debut in NJPW and become IWGP World Heavyweight Champion in his first three months at possibility a Dominion or Wrestle Kingdom event. Playing The Saint being his entrance theme please. Have him develop a new type of CM Punk. When things get too rough, he brings out the edge. His eyes and face become painted in blood drippings, his lips covered in black lipstick and his ring gear having marks of tearing. CM Punk, The Best In The World is dead. Out comes The EdgeMaker CM Punk.
This one is gonna be so random and you might have been a BIT too young to remember him&appreciate what they were TRYING to do with this character, but
HOW ADAM WOULD BOOK WAYLON MERCY (if Dan Spivey was still young and in shape/not hurt)--- bonus! You can do it either back THEN when he actually was wrestling in WWF, OR book him in today's era...
Ps--- I don't care how many middle fingers u throw up, u GOTTA do a part 2 with how his time in WWE ends; u can't deprive us of a CM PUNK NON STOP GLOATING PROMO that he OFFICIALLY ended HHH's career the next night on Raw!!!
The WhatCulture comment. The ding. The “WWE do it better.” The feels.
100% I was surprised there wasn't also a Cultaholic reference but guess that would be to sensitive
@@omarw007 Too soon, fam. And I think is for the best at the moment. Someday...the crazy bunch of 2016 will reunite.
@@JaimeD. The only thing is, he hates Whatculture after what they did, and he still loves the Cultaholic crew. Why make a joke about his friends, when he can make fun of something that he hates?
@@kanebravo953 I saw that video of Adam completely drained with no life in his eyes, and was shocked when he told the circumstances of WhatCulture and the original guys (who currently run Cultaholic Wrestling) and other things that was f-cked up.
When I saw him in a partsFUNknown video last year, the relief and happy feeling was back in full force.
Glad he's being doing great there and even making collab with other pro-wrestling content CZcamsrs who actually respect him. Let's move on like he did.
@@kanebravo953 P.S: I was referring of him seeing the Cultaholic guys someday.
"Running episodic wrestling television is really hard. I've tried it." Shout out to WCPW.
Can’t believe they made that CM Punk chant into a real person, that’s crazy!
crazy talk! next you’re gonna tell me someone made an actual company out of the TNA chants too!
We can build him, we have the technology
@@gaz-atolla7519 😂👍
A real person of the what chant next? Maybe
@@drakerapper8050 you mean WhatCulture? we don't talk of that.
2:19 How did you not count "go to sleep" as a CM Punk reference?? It's right there!!!!
I counted it, so I say it's 9 references total
Next, Adam will come out to "Cultaholic of Personality"
The Pro-Wrestling Community will go mental beyond stoppage. 😅
The return were really waiting for
Top tier comment
This comment not having an Adam response is a travesty and I for one will not stand for it!
YES!!!!!!!
CM Punk: "I want to main event Wrestlemania."
WWE: "Okay. You'll main event Night 1."
The night one night 2 things is sooo stupid..everything seems meaningless when its so oversaturated
@@skyblaze1134 well the alternative is having more 7 hour wrestlemanias (and no "just make it shorter" isn't a realistic option with WWE) so I'm very much in favor of them.
@@skyblaze1134 I like the gimmick but night 1 just feels like a preshow most of the time. They need to be better at spreading out the high profile matches throughout both nights.
Is your name a Deathconsciousness reference?
@@johnnyseizure8098 No it is the name of a character I made up as a kid.
"I change the what culture", oh Adam, aren't you a cheeky lad
Adam vs Simon fued CONFIRMED?
@jacksil jackson, that be more entertaining than every raw storyline rn
And then he said “WWE, do it better.”
Cheeky lad indeed.
And the ding
WWE, Do it Better!
Punk’s storyline just sounds like a serious version of Sami Zayn’s character
Serious and better in my opinion
Exact same as Sami's character actually
It's really how Sami Zayn should be treated as a serious main eventer. Sadly we'll never see that, even though he's one of the few really entertaining wrestlers in WWE right now
They gotta do some more here with Sami lmao
@@johndotcue I was just going to say that. This gimmick is perfect for Sami to step into the main event with. Take him off TV but in a way that makes it look like he's unhappy with Management and comes across like a locker room cancer. Have him return at the Royal Rumble and win it.
'Just when they think they have got the answer, I change the WhatCulture!'
He said the thing! DING!
*insert Di Caprio pointing meme*
The real forbidden door has been broken down
@@ronaldromero7364 That quote hit me hard and made me miss WCPW 2016. 😞
I was drinking water when he said that line! Almost had a spit take!
🤣🤣 cheeky bastard
It happened!!!! It bloody well happened 🎉
"WWE, book it better."
The nostalgia hit me like the car that hit Stone Cold
It hit me harder than JBL hit Blue Meanie during the brawl on ECW One Night Stand 2005.
I really miss the "Because im a smartass" bit
It hit me harder than HBK & HHH's Sweet Chin Music & Pedigree combo on The Undertaker
It hit me harder than Brock Lesnar F5-ing the camera man the Night After WM31.
Best comment
Anyone here after survivor series 2023 ?!
You fkn know it
Adam mentioning Whatculture was like Sami Zayn mentioning AEW live on Raw!!!!
I KNOW RIGHT?...I want him back there so bad
It is so crazy how much of this lines up with his return so far.
Proves that Adam is the best.
Imagine Cult of Personally plays
Michael Cole “We want to say thank you to “Living Color” for letting us use “Cult of Personalty” for our PPV Summerslam Theme Song”
And then audience will leave
WHO'S YOUR DADDY MONTREAL?!?!?!
Oh the Nuclear Heat that would come to the ENTIRE company would rival X-PAC Heat, for sure.
@@epixlolo Idk they kind of did that I remember a few weeks after Punk left Heyman came out with CoP and just taunted everyone
@@HopeAuq but that was Hayman so that is sort of forgiven. This would be so many years later that WWE would do this to screw people and get people to leave faster then a Rainy Wrestlemania or Zombies
"I haven't been bought and paid for by Tony Khan. I've been bought and paid for by SurfShark."
That line cracked me up probably more than it should have.
That's legit the first time I didn't skip the sponsor part. Brilliant.
Same here LOL.
Same. No matter how much I like listening to the WrestleTalk/Parts Funknown lads talk, I _hate_ being advertised to, but Adam letting us know ahead of time that he'd be filling the whole thing with CM Punk jokes changed my mind.
10:29 Well, that aged a lot better than I thought it would...
Adam you literally said “go to sleep” in the ad for surfshark. Come on, man
Damn, what a big mistake.
The editor has to go back to work, that dickhead
I was looking for this comment. Glad someone else caught it.
The kind of anger that poisons you, so the journey goes from "yea you tell him" to "Oh no, CM Punks gone crazy".
Life imitates art.
Anyone kinda wanna hear the AEW version that Adam wants
Me too
Start with punk vs jericho, lead into punk vs moxley? Also sprinkle Pac, Omega, and MJF in there.
Ah not at all
I really wanna hear it
Yeah, while this booking was nice and clean, it just feels wrong to see on Punk on WWE.
Who’s here after Survivor series 2023
Announcing Rock vs roman In the wm main event on his first day back is actually pretty genius...good job lad😂
While feuding with Roman, Punk should reference "making Roman look strong" at some point.
🎼"Look at my eyes
What do you see?
The Cult of Adam Blampied."
For some reason...I would love to hear the rest of the lyrics dedicated to Adam Blampied for real. ✊😉
The cult of plumpyyyyyyy
That kinda works
Cult? too late :)
You should do a “How Adam Would Book...[Insert Name] Joining AEW”
CM Punk vs The Tribal Chief post pandemic would be a fantasy that we can only dream of.
Not really for me
I dont see it working that well if im being honest
@@cymraegpunk1420 yeah I agree
It is only a dream, cause at this point there's no point in a CM Punk return. It should've happened in 2015 or 2016. :/
That wouldn't work
And hes back
Clicked this faster than anything in my life. Let's go!
Every single one bro
x2
You are the voice of the voiceless with this comment!!!(See what I did there......)
YEEEEEES!!!!
@@dancatanese5854 indeed brother 👏👏
I swear, Adam is THE best when it comes to creative ways to incorporate paid promotion in a fun way.
I'm 24 seconds in & I refuse to ignore that Adam was referencing himself while also referencing CM Punk. Lol
Blampied is the CM Punk of CZcams
@@mikekane7326 exactly mate.
@@mikekane7326 What he really is is the HBK of CZcams. Whether face or heel, whether you love him personally or hate him personally, he's just so charismatic and great at what he does.
Btw, Pacitti is the Mick Foley of CZcams. He's suffered so much for our entertainment (Hell in a Smell, the Megabus tour, Pacittidust, the hot wings, etc.) that he's got loyal fans forever.
@@rabbijoe316 yes
Adam, always love these. What has crossed my mind is, what would adam's full ppv cards would look like if we followed all "how Adam would book" storylines for the year ? ... A darn sight more entertaining cards than we're currently getting, no doubt.
He's kinda done that in other booking videos where he's referenced previous booking angles on the same cards
@@fuckouttahere327 I know, but it's Adam, he's kinda done it all before. Limitless variations on a theme and all that jazz. Boardgame lists are my current flavour of the month. The man is just captivating to listen too. Was only throwing it out there.
Watch the Vince dies episode.
I loved CM Punk’s Royal Rumble 2010 performance when he kept preaching after every elimination 😃😃
That was awesome
2008*
That was gold.
@@leo_omega3736 nope. 2010.
I still watch it from time to time until he gets by hhh
Please do “how to book Punk debut AEW”
Greeting from the future AEW already nailed it lol
@@kingkai_3954 “Well it wasn’t how I would’ve done it... it was actually a lot better. It was perfect!”
-Jim Cornette
@@kingkai_3954 Greetings from the double future. There were issues.
Unfortunately I write this after the Royal Rumble 2024, which feels a lot like AEW Punk in some of the worst ways...
*Cuts backstage to Punk walking into the arena as Vince sees him and goes for a hug. Punk then smiles and gives him a gts and continues walking*
That's dumb
@@jonathankavanagh7108 Agreed quite uncreative
Honestly, no matter which company he goes to, I would LOVE to see an Old Man Logan version of Punk. I think it would fit him and his history very well.
He changed the whatculture and even added the Ding sound effect, what a wonderful chap.
IT HAPPENED!!!!!!
"WWE, do it better."
He said it he said it XD
Can someone explain that? Seen people laughing about that in the comments but don’t understand the reference
@@yaboyCombo hey! Hmm this was many years back, when Adam was still working for WhatCulture. That's where he started to do these fantasy booking videos or counterfactual historical booking, called "How WWE should book" or "How WWE should have booked".
In these videos, as he introduces himself he'd say something along the lines of how (sort of paraphrasing here) he would book something cause "[he's] a smartarse" with a ding. After he fleshes out the context he'd start the official booking video by saying, "WWE, do it better."
He did it again this time round instead of "Let me have a go." Lol. So it's a nice little callback to the days of the WhatCulture videos that got him his CZcams wrestling community fame in the first place.
What, the WWE reference? My guess is they fired him on his wedding day which they did.he used to be on the What Culture, team.
You miscounted. There were 9 Punk references. Go To Sleep counts, I'm sure. It was in the same line as Anaconda Vice
Clicked this faster than Santino eliminated record . Holy sh*t let’s f*cking gooooo !!!
Hey Adam, it happened
Not his most in depth fantasy booking, but Adam giving 50% effort is still 10x better than almost anything WWE's writer's room can crap out nowadays.
It wasn't in depth because the story writes itself. It's very much a case of, history of CM Punk, then DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!
@@js1031 You capital phrase made me laugh. Thanks, fam.
I think everything was perfect until the match with Triple H. I might be in the minority but I don't really care for that match-up (despite their history). I think it might be more fitting if Roman was the one to put an end to Punk's wrestling career since he was the one that Vince kept telling Punk to put over strong during the last few months before his departure. I could see the Tribal Chief being offended that Punk delayed the process of him being head of the table, therefore not respecting him and his family.
@@cvg5184 I think the Triple H match makes the most sense to do first given the history and how you can weave it into a storyline then you can have Rollins vs Punk after maina then Punk and Roman at summerslam but I think at that next year’s wrestlemania Punk’s opponent should be his best (wwe) rival John Cena one last time
Any amount of effort is basically more effort than what those writers are used to.
Uhhhh so yeah, about that..... How about an AEW Punk now since that's a thing. :)
I'm banking on a dream match list instead. Probably one for Mr. Danielson as well.
Adam mentioning WhatCulture had me like 😱 for a second
Did he mention cultaholic?
He has mentioned both companys several times of the course of the last year.
He should have mentioned his creepy harassment of underage girls
@@12345Yeah he did that a long time ago
Well, this is awkward. CM Punk is ACTUALLY back, and Adam is gone. Thanks for nothing, Carley.
Seriously, I wanna thank her for nothing. Zero physical evidence, zero witnesses. All it took was "man did naughty" and he's gone because of his checkered past.
That's leftists!
What was he accused of?
He said "WWE do it better" instead of "let me have a go" Blampied return to WhatCulture confirmed
Why would he do that when he left for good reasons
Simple in concept, yet masterful in execution. Well done again Adam 👏🏻 I personally feel like the issue with a Punk return is that a whole lot of people have described Punk as a guy who’s with you until you slight him, regardless of intent. Kevin Owens tells one of several stories about Punk overreacting and then changing his vibe
I wish wwe would've given punk his WM main event in 2013 instead of rock vs cena 2, and used that as a way to turn cena heel
nah, 2012 was the perfect year for Cena to go heel. No doubt about it. having Punk v Rock v Heel Cena in 2013 would've been amazing
Hehe. Punk is in AEW 😂😂.
This guy is a genius.
Not yet...Genius yes, but untill I see punk on AEW tv/ppv, he's still gone.
@@jamesbaker6006 he is lol
And I am so flipping happy about that..I didn't want to let myself get too worked up on the hype and then it not happen ya know. So untill I saw it happen I had my doubts. But punk is back, that still feels weird to say out loud.
They missed “go to sleep” in the cm counter
2023...giggles
This opening, oof
so happy you’re here, Adam!!
he mentioned big e being pushed, punk going to aew if he ever returned, and daniel bryan possibly leaving wwe 2 months BEFORE any of this started happening or had the potential to happen…
adam, you’re a wizard.
Not to mention mentioning punk vs mjf
Now it has to be how Adam would book a NJPW invasion in WWE
God I hope the deal doesn’t go through rip njpw and the art of wrestling
No, it really doesn't.
The fact Adam wasn’t making CZcams during the last few years of CM Punks career keeps me up at night
Punk would never touch WWE because he and HHH can’t stand each other.
But it’s always fun to see what Adam can fantasy book.
@@lostalone9320 Na, punk dislikes Vince but he HATES hhh. Hhh ended the summer of punk and played a pivotal role in punk leaving the wwe. I dont think punk will want to work with or for hhh ever again.
Punk himself stated recently that if he did return the obvious match is Trips. I also don't think Punk hates Vince, they had a decent relationship when he was there.
@@lostalone9320 It's a complicated situation. From what I heard, Punk and Vince got on really well initially, but Punk and Hunter couldn't stand each other. And eventually Vince had to pick a side, and there was no way he was going to side with an employee over a family member and one of his long time biggest stars- and when Vince picks a side, he picks it _hard._ So basically Vince turned on Punk because of Hunter. Hunter is more professional than Vince and is especially talented at mending broken bridges, and _could_ potentially put his feelings aside for the sake of the business (he's also mellowed out a lot since he's aged and isn't so paranoid about protecting his spot at the top of the company), but Vince is vindictive (especially in his old age) and never forgives a slight, while Punk holds grudges and wouldn't forgive Hunter for derailing his previous run or Vince for the spiteful wedding day sacking. So no, there's basically no chance Punk will ever return to WWE.
Congrats on predicting cm punk's aew debut and feud with mjf
Surprised you didn’t throw in a match against AJ Styles I would love to see that
The Lack of love AJ gets on these things is quite sad tbh. Still Punk was a total prick with his comments about AJ back in 2020 and rightfully AJ has every reason to say "no" to ever working with Punk.
@@mrmoviemanic1 what did he say about AJ again I forgot
The forbidden doors are opening
Adam B vs Adam P Part 2 confirmed
The first 19 seconds. Oh my god!
But I love this so much. Gave me chills
Absolutely wild looking back at this after he returned and spent 2 years at aew and now he’s back in the rumble in 2024, the last match he had in wwe 10 years ago. Wrestlings wild
Kevin Owens vs CM Punk is my new dream match now.
Imagine the Promos...oh my god
Two of my favorites going head to head would kill.
Adam is still a bigger return than cm punk could ever be. Every one your videos brings to joy to my life. Thank you for coming back. I have screwed up in the past, and our seconds acts can be our best. Thank you man for all the hours of entertainment and escape over the years.
When Adam said What Culture *surprised pikachu face*
Another day, another "I see CM Punk,I click"
Want him at AEW. Got a feeling Vince would slowly bury him.
CM Punk vs MJF is money!!
Slowly? He'd have him lose to, I dunno, Jinder Mahal on Superstars within a week.
Slowly? They only took like 2 months to bury Damien Priest and they were trying to make him cool
Slowly, HA!
Let’s just hope Triple H is in the seat by then. Lol.
He's gonna have a lot of fan support, if he comes back."
*Insert AEW entrance of Punk HERE!*
When I watched it for the first time, I thought they were gonna rip the roof off the venue.
Then his theme song set in....😲😲😲
Punk vs Nakamura would be gold!
Whose here after rumors are going that cm punk could be on his way back to wwe after AEW bought out his contract
I think it's too late honestly. Coming back in the 2016 WWE Draft, returning to WWE last year at the Royal Rumble and winning, debuting at All In 3 years ago or All Out 2 years ago (Pllana Productions idea not mine) all would have been perfect times for the Chick Magnet to return to pro wrestling. But for him to return now in 2021, it's like when Shawn Micheals returned in 2018. We wanted to see HBK wrestle but we didn't need to see him wrestle. We were fine without him and we're fine with CM Punk.
@@dylandylan5526 that's different. Edge came back from a serious neck injury, CM Punk walked out of the company like Stone Cold Steve Austin in 2002.
@@dylandylan5526 I'm not saying he wouldn't be great if he came back, I'm saying he shouldn't because too much time has passed where he'll only be wrestling about a years rather than atleast 3. Think about how many years Edge could have wrestled if he wasn't injured versus how many he has since returning (which is one but not on many PPVs).
@@dylandylan5526 but you're burning through dream matches by having him wrestle all of these dream opponents rather than giving more time to build up those matches.
@@dylandylan5526 how when WWE cram PPVs super close together. Payback last year was literally a week after SummerSlam. Plus Vince McMahon often starts building Feuds with literally only two weeks before the next PPV which means you only see those two superstars interact four times before said PPV on two episodes of Raw or SmackDown instead of up to eight in a months time.
"I change the WHAT culture."
He said it! HE SAID THE THING!!!!!!
Didn't think I would want Punk vs MJF before but now I want to see it. The promo battles would kill it alone
Punk vs Darby would be fun too, if anything to hear Punk call him out on being as crazy as Jeff Hardy but without the excuse of being an addict.
hello from the future, i hope you're happy dfghhf
November 2023 update: oh how things have changed🤦🏻♂️
The one we've all been waiting for the ultimate booker adam blampied to book I know this will be a good one
Man, I had been waiting for this a long time, I'm glad that I made it here within 3 hours of the upload. Now lets watch it!
7:59 and my God Adam you guessed it right he returned at Survivor Series just 2 years off
lol
Coming back to this video after recent news feels like a prophecy
A suggestion. Please do "How Adam Would Book...The Return Of The Golden Age". In 2017, Goldust returned to his heel cinephile roots and WWE dropped the ball on turning him into a credible, potentially main event level threat. Would love to hear Adam's pitch for the story and how it could have gave one last push for Goldust before his depature to AEW. Thanks!
let’s hope WWE does it better.
Now that Adam mentioned the triple threat main events of Wrestlemania, I looked it up and there's been four of them (five if you count Reigns/Lesnar/Rollins at WM31), and I didn't remember there being that many at all!
Reality has turned into a massive mishmash of everything proposed here thanks to Royal Rumble 2024.
Surprised Adam did include the "because I'm a smart ass" line in there
Write your own video then i guess?
@@TheEvilCheesecake you ok?
It's funny how in both real life and fantasy booking scenarios he came back at survivor series 💀
I remember seeing Seth Rollins on FCW's roster page and immediately thinking, this guy looks exactly like CM Punk. No way they can both succeed in WWE at the same time. (Granted, I was a teenager, but then again, Vince McMahon is a child.)
After being a fan of these since the beginning, I can confidently say this was my favorite one; you know it's the best when you can hear what Adam is about to say before he even opens his mouth. I wouldn't want anything less than this, great job buddy
Seth was in there immediately this time too
Watching this in 2022 after Punk went to AEW & feuded with MJF (it WAS good) is crazy.
Edit: Oh! & Cody Rhodes came back to WWE & feuded with The Miz on TV.
the ding made me pop as if CM Punk himself had just returned
Actually the counter for the ad is one off. "Are you unable to Go To Sleep" is also a pretty good one.
How would Adam book CM Punk's AEW debut?
The nostalgia of Adam in his WhatCulture days, oh dear. I missed that ding sound effect and the thumbs-up, also the "do it better" line. What's missing is the "because I'm a smartass"
Please make "How Adam would book John Morrison"
No one wants this
I have never, ever, watched an ad read,,, until now. Props to you
I’d love to see a follow-up booking of how you’d handle Punk’s return to wrestling in AEW. That could be fun.
Adam, Bubby, we love ya, we all really do. Seriously I had to pause this thing repeatedly to reflect on just how perfect some of this booking is. When you brought in Heyman I literally stopped and clapped for a solid 10 seconds-It was 1 in the morning, woke my flatmates up, utter disaster-point is these videos are my jam my jelly and my juice.
That said....
Please. For the love of all that is holy, give us more detail. My favourite parts of the old videos (and yes I get that these aren't those) were the little nuggets of infor where you'd describe spots or promo details you'd like to see in the story e.g. the promo between vince and Heyman in the invasion video or the end of the Trips/Rollins feud 'Seth Pins HHH; not with the pedigree, with the phoenix splash', to this day those details are what bring those stories to life for me. I have very few criticisms of your work (if any), but if the only critique you're getting is 'I want more!' how bad can it be, right?
Dammit man, I'm a Rasslin' fan, I live for the minutia!
Seriously though, great to have you back, you're smashing it, hopefully i'll see you at draughts once the world has sorted its life out!
"Triple threat main events of Wrestlemania rule, with no exception"
*Laughs in Wrestlemania 35*
The match itself was pretty good, the ending of it kind of sucked.
It's pretty wild how much has changed in less than two years.
That intro has me dying