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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Tumblr meme about how you better watch out, because Santa will soon be here. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you. - Komedie
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He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake
He knows how to dispose of you, so be good for goodness sake
@@gengarzilla1685 because santa claus is coming to town
:)
He's been wanted by the FBI since 1998
@@gengarzilla1685 oh, You better watch out, you better not cry, cause if he finds you you’ll probably die.
You know how horrific it was to learn about Santa as a person who didn’t really know what Christmas was? Yeah he watches you when you sleep and kisses your mom and you have to feed him once a year, great, amazing, fun family bonding
as the amazing world of gumball once said, “is today the day where the overweight bearded old man comes through the chimney with a bag for the children?”
LMFAOO
"Kisses your mom"? XD
@@jyacthepianoman “number one, that’s the creepiest description of Christmas I’ve ever heard. And number two, no dude, it’s where we get to *Vedge* *Out* !”
@@agnescopperfield9677 Have you ever heard "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus?"
he's making a list, he's checking it twice he's gonna find out who's on thin fucking ice
🎵Santa Claus is cappin' yo ass🎵
I love this so much
This is why the internet was indeed a positive in human history
Cause Santa Claus is coming, *tonight.*
@@generalrubbish9513 perfect
You’re on Santa’s kill list this year, little Timmy.
OH BOY :D
oh no
Im lucky Im not named Timmy
little Timmy was not the imposter.
7,900,000,000 imposters remain.
Santa has a thirst for blood this year, he must be satiated, or he will begin the Last Christmas.
I always thought it odd that a Christmas carol literally started with a threat
A threat immediately followed by emotional manipulation
Ikr lol
The first time I heard it I was like "oAo Is this REAL? This _cannot_ be a popular song? Why am I being threatened, this is NOT cheery!" - then I heard John Lennon's christmas song and decided ya'll are weird, I'm sticking to local classics.
I especially appreciate the Swedish favourite where we just sing "It's Christmas again". Repeatedly. Until we declare that this shall last until easter - except, haha!, that is a _lie_ for inbetween comes fast! Remind yourself of how it's Christmas [time] again.
It's not very clever, but it contains zero threats. And it gets the point across. It's Christmas. Again.
@@Reicha I know that song
@@familjenfurumark788 Heh, me too
Disclaimer: my hatred for Santa Claus is purely theatrical, but if I _did_ have to kill him it would be very easy.
I'd brandish my sharpened candy cane at him and he'd be compelled to approach. "Hohoho! That's very cool," he'd say, confident in his superior agility and endurance from all of the houses he visits on Christmas night. He'd shower me with very interesting facts about candy cane and hover just out of range of the sharp edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. "But as it is primarily made of sugar and corn syrup it's very fragile, you see, and isn't well suited for use as a weap--" and then I'd hit him with the child in my other hand, which he would not have noticed because he can only see children when they are sleeping.
Genius
I just have to reply to this legendary comment
Incredible. Amazing.
This reference is golden
But, he knows when they're awake... Santa sense.
while I was watching this my father texted me “Ready for Santa?” and that only made this more terrifying
*o h n o*
🤣🤣🤣💀💀
I'm not ready for Santa 😔
Run
@@midnightgamer2088 Ho ho ho oh no.
"you were naughty this year, Timmy..."
"Naughty children must be punished."
Little timmy was never seen again.
kinky
@@ExDee419 it's a reference
*Oh god*
*hits light switch* WORK
I dont know if the pfp makes this better or horrendously worse... specifically for my sanity
@@yodelaeehoo9686 (figure of a purple man)
Okay but seriously, if Santa were to attack you, you wouldn’t have the slightest chance of surviving. Allow me to explain why:
1: it would be nigh impossible to predict that he would attack you, as Santa is generally depicted as friendly and he would play this to his advantage.
2: all the milk he has consumed means he definitely has bones that are stronger than yours, so he will be extremely resistant to blunt attacks and his attacks would deal more damage.
3: he can withstand the forces applied at speeds of x km per second, likely upwards. This is the case given the surface area of earth is 5 million square km. Multiply this by the 30% which is the percentage that is not covered in water. Now, assuming only 10% of this is inhabited by humans, and only 10% of those humans celebrate Christmas, we get 1.53 million square km. This means he is covering this area in 24 hours(because time zones), which means that he would need to cover 17.7 square km per second of travel. This is also not factoring time taken to actually deliver presents, which would increase the required speed of travel. 17.7^2 is 313.29 km, or ~313,290 m. This is equal to ~913.38 times the speed of sound.
4: he can carry the weight of all the toys of all the good children in the world. Assuming the presents weigh 1kg each on average, and that 10% of the world population is children, 10% of those children celebrate Christmas and that only 10% of those children are “good”. This is still 7 million presents. 7,000,000 kg of presents being carried. Even assuming he only carries this sack of presents for no longer than a second at a time, he is still carrying 7 million kg, which is ~2,464.79 times the heaviest weight lifted by 1 person. His strength is most certainly unmatched by any human many times over.
5: he knows if you’re asleep or awake and if you’re good or bad, and he knows this for every child in the world. This implies that he has some form of telepathy or that he has elves spying on you at every given moment. I believe that telepathy is the more likely option, as if the elves and Santa were to keep contact using technology, there would be significant difficulty. If the first option is true, then he would know exactly where you are, so you can’t hide, and if the second option is the case, he would certainly have technology far exceeding human knowledge, and therefore, could definitely construct a weapon capable of killing a human extremely easily. This is even further demonstrated by his sleigh, which is able to move at speeds of over 300km per second.
In conclusion, Santa would win any fight regardless of circumstances, and if he were to attack you with the intent to kill, he would kill you with ease with no way for you to escape him.
Please do note that all calculations made were using the low end of the chances, and some assumptions were made, but the point still very well stands in regards to Santa being able to kill a human if he wanted to.
That- that was- ahh I don't have words to describe this.
But what if a centuries old elf decided to mutiny against Santa after his good, old fashioned woodworking was more or less flushed down the drain by the coming era of technology and said elf was given the opportunity to stab Santa after Santa was kidnapped and restrained in a realm not his own?
That's not how square units of distance (aka units of area) work... however:
Even if he's covering a 1km wide swath of land as he moves, that still puts him at 17.7 km/s. This puts him at nearly double the delta-v needed to achieve low earth orbit, or at about the delta-v of the Saturn V rocket- as an extremely low estimate for how fast he travels from house to house. He would be reaching this speed and then stopping between each house. If I understand the situation correctly, per your numbers, we should get 17.7 km/s * 7 million, giving Santa's sled a total delta-v of 123.9 million km/s.
This only includes accelerating. I assume he decelerates using lithobraking or something. (ask a rocket scientist what it means to deorbit using lithobraking, it'll be funny)
This is, no less, a very low estimate, with a very, _very_ large payload.
The best way to measure his theoretical top speed isn't using mach speed. It's using the speed of light.
Forget violating European privacy laws; I'd be more worried about Santa's yearly violations of the laws of physics.
You could get a much more accurate estimation if you work out the travelling salesman problem for a significant fraction of Earth's housing. Either Santa has enough mobility that he doesn't need to, or he has the insane computational resources to solve this _and_ the outlandish mobility to use the answer.
Note that I am not a rocket scientist, and my attempt at interpreting the situation into math may still not be correct. If you ever find yourself under attack by Santa or expect to be at higher risk than normal for a Santa attack this Christmas season, consult an expert immediately.
I have found it! The best comment on CZcams...
@@jlco sorry, I don’t t know physics stuff at ALL. thanks for the correction, I really appreciate you pointing this out.
He’s making a kill list…
And checking it twice.
*Violent Night - In theaters December 25th.*
I can't wait to see Dead Meat cover a kill count for Santa's Gone Mad.
Santa’s Shitlist, coming soon to a cinema near you
Violent Night was so good.
@@raymondventura8726100% on rotten tomatoes
When I was a child, my family was really religious and didn't really do Santa stuff, so I automatically assumed Santa and Satan were the same person. Needless to say, I was terrified of Santa as a child and I thought that all of my friends who believed in Santa were Satanists. XD
That is absolutely horrifying. I am so sorry
Oh God
Damn, I’m in a religious family and even we celebrate santa stuff
Satan breaks into your house to give you presents for… doing good deeds? Something ain’t right
If it's not organic, it's satanic.
The *Santa*nic Temple, where every day is Christmas
Parents normally: Don't take candy from strangers!
Parents on Halloween: Go to strange homes and take candy in a costume so nobody knows your identity.
Parents normally: Don't let strangers into the house!
Parents on Christmas: Let a centuries old man who stalks you all year into the home so he can give you mysterious gifts.
Parents normally: Don't eat poop!
Parents on Easter: Consume the rabbit eggs.
*W H E E Z E*
😂🤣😂🤣😂 the rabbit eggs, though😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💀
*_Consume the rabbit eggs_*
*c o n s u m e*
i love how you insinuated that the easter bunny's eggs are actually his (?) poop
You better watch out, Dumbledore said calmly
this comment needs waaay more attention!!!!!
@@amyluisa_here’s attention
You aren’t ‘redpilled’ and ‘based’, Timothy. You’re on Santa’s no-fly list.
Bro pls send me a link to a full hd of your profil pic, its sick
Facts don't care about your feelings
*TIMMY*
@@mrkakbuhn5781 It’s an image of the Eagle Nebula, you can probably find another photo/the same one via searching online. I’d give you a link but I don’t have the original jpg on hand.
“Mommy, why does Santa look like he wants to hurt me?”
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out
He's gonna find out
He's gonna find out
HE'S GONNA FIND OUT
*HE'S GOING TO FIND OUT*
HE’S GONNA FIND OUT
He’s gonna….
No. ..Oh no. He already *knows*
HE’S GONNA FIND O-
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This is (I think) based on the vine where somebody just goes up to his friend and starts screaming "YOU BETTER WATCH OUT," with him constantly.
I was thinking the same thing lol
I still think of the vine with the two guys singing "You better watch out!" with increasing volume and intensity.
He's licking his lips
He's checking it twice
3 minutes left on his microwave rice
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
me and the boys be referencing
Merry Christmas everyone!!
Eve
@@Defaultnoobisme it’s Christmas day in Australia the pacific and east Asia
Merry Christmas
@@connerstewart7155 oh :(
Ave Satan
I found a shirt at a thrift store that just had a picture of Santa and the word “Soon”. I gave it to my 16 year old sister as a gift and she thought it was hilarious.
This is why I keep my fireplace ON on Christmas eve
He's see's you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake
Santa is a Russian spy.
Agreed
I’m watching out I swear
If you don’t want him to deck your halls, I’d say RUN!
Run before he decks the halls with YOU
He's making a list
He's checking it twice.
He's gonna find out,
He's gonna find out,
He's gonna find out,
He's gonna find out,
He's gonna find out,
He's gonna find out.
This is the prequel to the classic "grandma got run over by a reindeer"
He can be anywhere, he likes snow, he can fit through tiny spaces. Santa is basically John Carpenter's "the Thing."
It’s not the naughty list, it’s his hit list
*Shitlist
As an Armenian and therfore also a werewolf i can confirm that Santa Klaus is definitely someone you better watch out for
As a Swede and therefore also a bear I agree with this
@@davidthor4405 As an Australian and therefore also a dropbear I third this
“He sees you when you’re sleeping.”
“He knows when you’re awake.”
Joke’s on you I don’t sleep
Ok, the SOOOOON nailed it 😂
Merry Christmas everybody
Merry christmas eve (or just merry christmas) everyone
And remember, You better watch out
You better watch out
you better watch out
One day, we will be giving weapons and food on Christmas day. You know, to protect yourself from Santa. And every year he picks one household to attack. Usually, there is no one left standing...
Make sure they’re bladed based weapons, his bones are too strong for blunt attacks to have any effect
That’s a lot like what happens in Futurama lol in that show Santa is a killer robot who shows up and starts killing ppl and destroying cities on Christmas
Santa's seen your sins, and he's not happy. You feel like you're gonna have a bad time
He’s coming, sooner….or later
This reminds me of the old vine where two guys were just chanting “you better watch out” just like this but progressively got more intense. (I know vine is dead and probably cringe now but I just thought I’d share) great video tho bro
I think...thats what the tumblr post is about
In all honesty the canon lyrics are as terrifying
This reminds me of the time i decided to do the gang snap dance approach whilst singing a monotone “this little light of mine, I’m gonna *make* it shine” towards my choir friends. Friends who quickly joined me in my nonsense
Santa has replaced the naughty list with a hit list. Better watch out boys and girls...
instead of coal you get lead
Happy Croatian Christmas!
"he's making a list, he's checking it twice, he's gonna find out, he's gonna find out, he's gonna find out, he's gonna find out, he's gonna find out, he's gonna find out, he's gonna find out, "
He has a flying reindeer-powered sleigh, and he’s not afraid to run you over with it.
Santa has returned from his slumber, he requires a sacrifice.
I like how it turns from a guy trying to wholesomely sing a familiar Christmas carol into a man yelling at me progressively louder and intensely to watch out. Riveting.
Edit: *santa claus is coming to town* 😳
You better watch out Timmy, Santa's coming for you after asking Alexa if Raindeers can fly
I'm not sure, but I think I'd better watch out
'Ho ho ho! Every second you are not running, I am getting closer!'
he knows when your sleeping~ he knows when your awake~ he lives inside your walls ~ he watches every day *demonic screeching*
He's making a list.
He's checking it twice.
He's gonna find out.
He's gonna find out.
He's gonna find out.
He's gonna find out.
He's gonna find out!
HE'S GONNA FIND OUT!
Currently waiting In my room for "Santa" to drop the presents under the tree. Looking at this while waiting.
thanks, i'll be in bed tonight with my eyes WIDE open
I don't know if it's just me, but I think we better watch out
Luis Miguel: Santa Claus Llego a la Ciudad has terrifying lyrics for a christmas song
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when your awake, he can smell ever single breathe you take, so eat a mint for goodness sake.
Hes making a list, hes checking it twice, hes gonna find out, hes gonna found out, hes gonna find out, HES GONNA FIND OUT, HES GONNA FIND OUT, *HES GONNA FIND OUT*
honestly as someone who doesn't celebrate Christmas the description of santa is somewhat terrifying.
“Who’s been naughty, who’s been nice…who’s never gonna be found..under the ice!”
Ooh scary
When you think about it, Santa is an old man who creepily sneaks in children's rooms late at night when they are asleep. You better watch out.
Three seconds in to the zoom in on “soon” and I frickin lost it. It’s nice to laugh hysterically at something every once in awhile. Thx
re watching this after almost a year brings me to tears, it feels like I am talking to my cousin about this video again.
Hes making a list, hes checking it twice, hes gonna find out, hes gonna find out, hes gonna find out hes gonna find out hes gonna find out hes gonna find out hes gonna find out hes gonna find out
I see you’re honoring the true evil Santa represented in Futurama.
I Like these types of memes.
*you better watch out*
*He is coming tonight*
He’s got an improvised explosive device
He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you are sleeping…
Y’know, there’s a version of this song that I feel encompasses this.
“You better watch out
You’d better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa’s gonna kill you
We’re all f*cking dead”
Yes I will watch out, thank you and Merry Christmas.
When you misspell "Mall" in "Mall Santa"...
When the inflatable gas station Santa suddenly says your name and "March 12, 2023" and you're the only person on the street who heard him.
‘out 🎅’, available in cinemas near you starting Boxing Day!
Man, this out movie must be pretty good.
Ho, Ho, Ho, said Santa Claus as he emerged from the fire, as he delivered the babies straight into the fire
Santa's realized that coal isn't really working anymore
So this year, Santa's *strapped*
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He sees your address and he knows where you live
*so you btter give him the cash*
You better watch out,
You better go hide,
You better not doubt that people will die ‘cause
Santa Claus is coming to town.
No wonder his sack is so heavy, he only comes once a year
This is my favourite video on the entire internet
They tried to warn her, but Grandma's failing eyesight and hearing meant she never saw those reindeer coming.
Still one of my favorite vines to pull up occasionally and quote
CHRISTMAS EVE NIGHT IS NOT A GOOD TIME TO BE HEARING THIS
You’ve been put on neither the naughty or nice list this year.
Start running.
Mate you just gave me anxiety on Christmas Day
Wtf man
I can’t sleep now
I’m starting to think I should watch out
You better watch out, you better not cry, otherwise santa might nut in your eye
He’s making a list
He’s checking it twice
He’s gonna find out
He’s gonna find out
He’s gonna find out
HE’S GONNA FIND OUT
This is incredible
That's just your anxiety talking, don't worry about it.
Every second you're not running, I'm only getting closer.
You’d better watch out
‘Cause he’s got a gun
He’s heading your way so you’d better run
Santa Claus is coming, for youuuu
He's makin' a list, he's checking it twice, he's gonna find out who dead or alive tonight
Merry Christmas
*Me, trying to find the series called "Out":*
He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice! He’s gonna find out, he’s gonna find out!
I used to be terrified of the sandman. I was told that he visits you and throws magic sand in your eyes.
he’s gonna find out, he’s gonna find out, he’s gonna find out, HES GONNA FIND OUT, HES GONNA FIND OUT
Who's been naughty, who's been nice,
Who's never gonna be found under the ice?
He's back