My Honest Reaction - Robert Pattinson

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  • čas přidán 12. 09. 2024
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  • @bluethenoob4733
    @bluethenoob4733 Před rokem +3068

    Finally placing the queen near the king and thinking it's a checkmate:
    The bishop 1000 meters away:

    • @heliummm
      @heliummm  Před rokem +153

      I like this one

    • @AlphaAssasinYT
      @AlphaAssasinYT Před rokem +22

      This is the best honest reaction meme

    • @Redzftbl
      @Redzftbl Před rokem +3

      ​​@@heliummm what u use to edit

    • @heliummm
      @heliummm  Před rokem +5

      @@Redzftbl alight motion and capcut

    • @Redzftbl
      @Redzftbl Před rokem +1

      @@heliummm thnx

  • @TheVoices69
    @TheVoices69 Před rokem +1135

    "Sir you are 50 cents short!"
    "Thanks, you too."

  • @pedrobeli2942
    @pedrobeli2942 Před rokem +1730

    I love how Robert Pattinson were a teen vampire for teen girls 10 years ago and now he is a sigma icon for men

    • @rekhamukherjee3445
      @rekhamukherjee3445 Před rokem +112

      Bro became a vampire thwn batman

    • @lmahu6627
      @lmahu6627 Před rokem +138

      ​@puteqx The man hated Twilight from the very start, bro. He just waited for years to get that paycheck, and never looked back.

    • @MattCicle13
      @MattCicle13 Před rokem +6

      If you think about it it hasn’t really changed

    • @joebin3106
      @joebin3106 Před rokem +17

      Because he's the biggest Twilight hater

    • @user-cp9id1mj8b
      @user-cp9id1mj8b Před rokem

      Sigma is a term used by incels. Just be an Alpha male.

  • @lolguyFRL
    @lolguyFRL Před rokem +608

    “Sir, that’ll be 9.99”
    *gives 10 dollar bill*
    “Keep the change”

  • @calebeane6834
    @calebeane6834 Před rokem +1593

    "Sir, that'll be $86.99"
    "Double it and give it to the next person"

  • @ElectricBoogaloo
    @ElectricBoogaloo Před rokem +132

    "I'm going to lose weight"
    Grandma's homecooked food:

  • @Bacons_Workshop22
    @Bacons_Workshop22 Před rokem +291

    Gus Fring: Last chance to look at me Hector
    Hector:

  • @GroovyAntagonist
    @GroovyAntagonist Před rokem +140

    Me: "Damn, someone should make a mod"
    Garry:

  • @babyyodaco9345
    @babyyodaco9345 Před rokem +729

    Me: mustering up the courage to talk to my school crush
    The guy with 30,000,000 power in rise of kingdoms:

    • @myballshurt832
      @myballshurt832 Před rokem +21

      Bro got that unspoken rizz x4 scope operator foregrip rtx 1080 HDMI cable Bluetooth speaker with microphone built in alexa google home+ texas instruments

    • @jutszkie5603
      @jutszkie5603 Před rokem +12

      Actually funny, underrated

    • @spookyahhguy1092
      @spookyahhguy1092 Před rokem +4

      Me:Wanting to talk to the hottest girl ever
      That one guy with 9,000,000,000 wins on Clash royale

    • @igee1605
      @igee1605 Před rokem +3

      ​@Kenny you ruined the joke.

    • @Neuro1106
      @Neuro1106 Před rokem +6

      Nahh then one of them have more than 100m power and then all of them said how and he gonna said im use code IH777/IH999💀

  • @DUMMSWAG
    @DUMMSWAG Před rokem +162

    “You have been sentenced a life sentence in prison”
    The 12kg of dynamite up my ass:

  • @barcodereader
    @barcodereader Před rokem +976

    "Sir, you can't just eat the children"!
    My most honest, sincerest, thoughtful, wholehearted and honorable response to that information:

    • @prosaic.7944
      @prosaic.7944 Před rokem +58

      "If I shouldn't eat children why are they made of meat?"😎

    • @GIGAGRU
      @GIGAGRU Před rokem +15

      Kronos be like: dang I can’t?

    • @fish-uz2nj
      @fish-uz2nj Před rokem +8

      the way they ask you to stop respectfully throws me

    • @barcodereader
      @barcodereader Před rokem +6

      @@prosaic.7944 Exactly. They just don't understand.

    • @shlatto4157
      @shlatto4157 Před rokem

      I edited the video with your comment, I want to give it you but I don’t know how :(

  • @numbdigger6419
    @numbdigger6419 Před rokem +79

    "Sorry sir, your credit card declined."
    "It's okay, use yours."

  • @unknownboy8236
    @unknownboy8236 Před 7 měsíci +49

    "I'm totally prepared for exams i will definitely make it"
    The first question :

    • @jblazerndrowzy
      @jblazerndrowzy Před měsícem

      "Alright, fine, guess I gotta skip the first quest-"
      The second question:

  • @FullOfsaltThespoonIs
    @FullOfsaltThespoonIs Před rokem +892

    Cashier: That'll be 10$.
    The Glock in my bagpack:

    • @jpg_mp3
      @jpg_mp3 Před rokem +34

      bagpack💀

    • @B0HAWK-9
      @B0HAWK-9 Před rokem +18

      Bro got that 100% off discount

    • @_1az_
      @_1az_ Před rokem +8

      ​@@B0HAWK-9 no its 200% discount so that he gets de money

    • @_1az_
      @_1az_ Před rokem +2

      @Vaccinated Kid you should find a father NOW!

    • @creepyguy2198
      @creepyguy2198 Před rokem

      The nuke in my pocket:

  • @djaccountisbfisbx3880
    @djaccountisbfisbx3880 Před rokem +199

    “That’ll be $13.99, sir.”
    The $20 bill in my back pocket:

  • @paulallen8034
    @paulallen8034 Před rokem +3003

    The AK-47 in my backpack:

    • @Parabellum139
      @Parabellum139 Před rokem +109

      Actually u cant get ak 47, This is an old weapon which you cant just get.
      Moreover, it does not fit in a backpack, except that only shortened ak 74 "🤓"

    • @ankurbose3866
      @ankurbose3866 Před rokem +53

      Hey paul

    • @AzmiMaulanaHamdani
      @AzmiMaulanaHamdani Před rokem

      @@Parabellum139 man shut up

    • @bikash1389
      @bikash1389 Před rokem +29

      Muslim??

    • @notori-di5et
      @notori-di5et Před rokem +27

      ​@@bikash1389 tf

  • @Msi696
    @Msi696 Před rokem +163

    "Stop, you are not Robert Pattinson"
    My honest reaction:

  • @dickymomoa7849
    @dickymomoa7849 Před rokem +67

    Me coming ultra late to school
    The backpack I left in home:

  • @ashleymorales461
    @ashleymorales461 Před rokem +40

    Nightmarish-looking animatronics with razor-sharp teeth capable of killing in horrific ways
    A kid with a flashlight:

    • @lakshaykochhar6799
      @lakshaykochhar6799 Před 8 měsíci +2

      There was no simply f*ck were given by Gregory that day.

  • @kichikanetwork3939
    @kichikanetwork3939 Před rokem +9

    "Well, you are late".
    "thanks for waiting".

  • @degtyarev6208
    @degtyarev6208 Před rokem +54

    Her: You're not my type.
    A blue van waiting outside:

  • @weirdo7379
    @weirdo7379 Před rokem +379

    Judge: You are being acused of severa crimes that include mass murder, arson, car, hijacking, vehicular manslaughter in 17 different states, domestic terrorism, scamming, bank robbery, bombing child hospitals and various more felobnies.
    My honest reaction (fully knowing I did everything he listed and more):

    • @mohammedkanaan7428
      @mohammedkanaan7428 Před rokem

      *Several and *car hijacking and *bombing children hospitals and *felonies

    • @pog16384
      @pog16384 Před rokem +21

      My honor , there is more, give me more credit

    • @JH-rl3ov
      @JH-rl3ov Před rokem +13

      I hate it when i commit *car*

    • @Blueybeak
      @Blueybeak Před rokem +3

      How I look at the firing squad 0.7 seconds before they put 5 bullets into my heart

  • @0therealrockstar
    @0therealrockstar Před rokem +123

    theacher : This homework is your last chance for pass the class
    me :

    • @Marv-
      @Marv- Před rokem +13

      Me about to lecture you from your wrong spelling:

    • @0therealrockstar
      @0therealrockstar Před rokem +3

      @@Marv- 😨😨😨

  • @hEmAn634
    @hEmAn634 Před rokem +34

    "Sir, please stand back in the line and wait for your turn"
    The dynamite sticks strapped to my chest:

  • @puzzlepuddles6712
    @puzzlepuddles6712 Před rokem +28

    "sir your total will be 9.99"
    "here's 10 dollars, keep the change"

  • @konohamaru77
    @konohamaru77 Před 6 měsíci +3

    "STOP PLAYING GAMES! YOU ARE ADULT ROBERT!"
    robert pattison honest reaction on newest final fantasy 7 rebirth:

  • @TheAverageEnjoyer4577
    @TheAverageEnjoyer4577 Před rokem +9

    My intrusive thoughts every time a pickup a sharp object:

  • @Missedawide-pr4wr
    @Missedawide-pr4wr Před rokem +10

    “This plane trip is going to be fun!”
    The 46 kilograms of C4 in my backpack:

  • @WeegeBob
    @WeegeBob Před rokem +18

    The IRS: “We have you surrounded! Pay your taxes or we’ll-“
    The mines I attached to my front yard:

  • @notshardul
    @notshardul Před rokem +7

    Some guy in England : we love our majesty the Queen
    The date September 8 2022 :

  • @goomy6502
    @goomy6502 Před 11 měsíci +4

    My honest reaction when teacher kicks me out of the class:

  • @DLNOT
    @DLNOT Před rokem +38

    Cedric Diggory: You can't kill me.
    Voldermort & Wormtail:

  • @Apoc8340
    @Apoc8340 Před rokem +233

    “Sir you can’t kill 31 people and call it a pro gamer moment”🤓
    My most honest and sincere reaction to that information:

  • @p0gchap965
    @p0gchap965 Před rokem +31

    Crush: Sorry, but I only see you as a friend
    My honest reaction to that information after carefully considering that statement and deciding to improve myself as a person:

  • @JerbonFiddleme
    @JerbonFiddleme Před rokem +19

    Teacher:Excuse me you can't eat gum in school:
    The quiet kid remembering I gave him a pen once

  • @boi8393
    @boi8393 Před rokem +17

    “Hey, nice violin you got there”
    The quiet kid:

  • @ItzHostt
    @ItzHostt Před 11 měsíci +4

    theres a fight in the Hallway
    4k [HD] camera man:
    Principle:
    Crowd forming:
    Random screamers:
    Me:
    glass ready to broken:

  • @asgo7320
    @asgo7320 Před 5 měsíci +4

    That's my Batman!

  • @Sandman-Amp.
    @Sandman-Amp. Před rokem +29

    “Sir stop trying to look attractive sitting down, turning your head at a 45 degree angle, stripping down to change your outfit in public, thinking your in an edit your not impressing anyone!”
    My honest reaction doing all those things he listed:

  • @j-dot_cv5010
    @j-dot_cv5010 Před rokem +23

    teacher: "you didnt prepare anything for your presentation at all?"
    the bomb strapped to my chest:

  • @Sand-ManEdits
    @Sand-ManEdits Před rokem +10

    When you open the door for the quiet kid and get +10 assist:

  • @Mike_N0ble
    @Mike_N0ble Před 5 měsíci +2

    The improvised explosive device in my backpack:

  • @ssgtslava7591
    @ssgtslava7591 Před rokem +4

    ‘If only there was a way to forget her.’
    The 7-storey apartment complex next to my flat:

  • @M0nkeBananthemonkeyman
    @M0nkeBananthemonkeyman Před rokem +8

    Best Buy employee: that will be $500
    The bomb I planted in the PS5 box:

  • @TeaTehMan
    @TeaTehMan Před rokem +28

    information my to that reaction

  • @Bigboymacom
    @Bigboymacom Před rokem +7

    "No you can't have 148 happy meals"
    The grenade with a pulled pin in my pocket:

  • @CrimsonAzure-fh6yb
    @CrimsonAzure-fh6yb Před rokem +234

    "You can't just hospitalise a stranger with permanent paralysis, just because they jaywalked!"
    Batman:

  • @doomslayer360
    @doomslayer360 Před rokem +7

    cashier: that will be 20$
    my credit card:

  • @Mtronleaderofdisassemblycons
    @Mtronleaderofdisassemblycons Před 11 měsíci +2

    Me when i have a chance to do a come back:

  • @madagascarym7143
    @madagascarym7143 Před rokem +5

    She : no one can break my virginity
    Me : the Sock in my backpocket

  • @not_eggs752
    @not_eggs752 Před rokem +8

    "I can finally see my grades!"
    The teacher taking months to grade a 1-page essay:

  • @equestriangirl89
    @equestriangirl89 Před rokem +5

    I saw your post on Reddit and I think you and your GF are amazing!! 😂❤

  • @nerox953
    @nerox953 Před rokem +13

    "Bro stop doing this your life is a mess and you need to get it together"
    My most undeniably honest, sincere and thoughtful reaction:

  • @sreeragmadhav9273
    @sreeragmadhav9273 Před rokem +20

    my honest reaction after reading all the comments.(..they are all good..im just losing my sanity)

  • @kaansalih0354
    @kaansalih0354 Před rokem +9

    kid:my school way is 1 km
    kidnapper:

  • @Mr_N-
    @Mr_N- Před rokem +5

    "sir your credit card declined!"
    The ticking bombs strapped to my chest:

  • @tanmaymeshram2591
    @tanmaymeshram2591 Před rokem +7

    "Please, I was just stealing the food for my children. I'm a single mother of 4."
    Batman's honest reaction:

  • @sundownergaming4263
    @sundownergaming4263 Před 11 měsíci +6

    “I sure hope the kid i bullied for years wont grow up to become a cruel and heartless dictator”
    That kid 30 years later:

  • @jockseethe9300
    @jockseethe9300 Před měsícem +1

    "Okay I will take the picture for your school ID now"
    The Rifle in my guitar case:

  • @drparadox7833
    @drparadox7833 Před rokem +3

    Hollywood: Robert you have to take steroids for The Batman!
    His honest reaction: 0:01

  • @janalexanderdy7101
    @janalexanderdy7101 Před rokem +3

    “sir you cant enslave that black man”
    My honest reaction:

  • @CorvoMrk
    @CorvoMrk Před rokem +1

    *A dog starts chasing me*
    My kidney stone:

  • @Dev_Maaz
    @Dev_Maaz Před rokem +1

    "sir that'll be 10.99"
    *Hands 11*
    "Keep the change."

  • @Original241
    @Original241 Před rokem +7

    Me after taking 5 hours ⌛ long break just for studying 10 minutes🗿🗿

  • @yoboi9504
    @yoboi9504 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Japanese kid in the 1940s: when I grow up, I want to be a medic
    The two atomic bombs dropping down on Hiroshima and Nagasaki:

  • @NU7MTF
    @NU7MTF Před rokem +2

    The pitbull named sweet when it sees an unsupervised 4 year old 72 meters away:

  • @BlueSkullllll
    @BlueSkullllll Před rokem +2

    Jewish people chillin: Austrian man who failed art class:

  • @sulapula5856
    @sulapula5856 Před rokem +1

    “Me being bullied”
    “The Ak47 in my backpack ready to shred anyone in my path”

  • @hEmAn634
    @hEmAn634 Před rokem +3

    Gf : Have you seen my cat ?
    Me about to serve her the exotic sausages I've made:

  • @Zestlera
    @Zestlera Před 5 měsíci +2

    Me asf barely getting by in class:
    The teacher “this test is worth 20% of your grade”
    The test:

  • @patrickbateman42
    @patrickbateman42 Před rokem +1

    “The stupid teacher hasn't come”
    * *The stupid teacher behind me**

  • @TROLLIX-THE-ANT
    @TROLLIX-THE-ANT Před 11 měsíci +2

    car barely hits something
    the airbag:

  • @eatyourcereal6577
    @eatyourcereal6577 Před rokem +8

    "Ma'am, you can’t simp for this edit it's a meme"
    My honest reaction:

  • @akash_kr27
    @akash_kr27 Před rokem +10

    My gym freak boyfriend would beat you👩
    Me with a M4 in my backpack:

  • @someone19771
    @someone19771 Před rokem +30

    "Losing a discucion with a afro person"
    The letters E,R,G,G,N,I in my keyboard:

  • @ZazaNugget_
    @ZazaNugget_ Před 6 měsíci +3

    Me riding my horse in rdr2
    A single called organism ready to trip my horse:

  • @i_am_tired_747
    @i_am_tired_747 Před rokem +9

    My honest reaction to everyone's reaction🗿🗿🗿

  • @randompersonontheinternet772
    @randompersonontheinternet772 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Me - today will be a great day!
    The 30 missing homework assignments and the 3 tests today:

  • @shreyashvaidya2773
    @shreyashvaidya2773 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Robert Pattinson has the best isekai arc

  • @thomaskolbe6825
    @thomaskolbe6825 Před rokem +5

    Her:"i want a divorce, i'll take the house the kids and the dog" the wall facing my car that is going 120 km and hour:

  • @ewhale.
    @ewhale. Před rokem +2

    My sister: Where are the leftovers from the party
    My sincere reaction:

  • @kittensofdeath4904
    @kittensofdeath4904 Před 6 dny

    teacher: "you'll never get a job by huffing fumes and staring at the sun"
    welders:

  • @lilmarrz
    @lilmarrz Před rokem +25

    Teacher:"Leon you got a 25 out of 70, are you ashamed of yourself"
    The compact foldable stock mp5 hidden behind the white board:

    • @Uwaaao
      @Uwaaao Před rokem +3

      @puteqx Leon the professional

  • @user-tt9ms9nt9u
    @user-tt9ms9nt9u Před 5 měsíci +1

    The desert eagle in my backpack after the math teacher give homework

  • @Daniel-ym4to
    @Daniel-ym4to Před rokem +3

    "I'm breaking up with you."
    The Remington 870 in my dad's closet

  • @Chariot_.
    @Chariot_. Před rokem +1

    "Sir that will be 9000$"
    My legs:

  • @jockseethe9300
    @jockseethe9300 Před 26 dny

    Gym Teacher: Alright give me your best shot
    The AK in the locker room:

  • @The.Reilly
    @The.Reilly Před rokem

    Paper: Beats rock.
    Scissors:

  • @item459
    @item459 Před rokem +1

    Gordon Freeman: phew I managed to defeat these alien invaders , time to go home and-
    Gman:

  • @Portz247
    @Portz247 Před rokem +1

    me when im alone and suddenly thinks theres a camera filming me

  • @Rogue.Idk5
    @Rogue.Idk5 Před 7 měsíci +1

    "It is very hard to kill a house fly."
    The bug spray in my hand:

  • @slickserpent9484
    @slickserpent9484 Před 5 měsíci +1

    “Dad, look what I made at school today!”
    The burning tip of my cigarette:

  • @gabrielmanago4809
    @gabrielmanago4809 Před rokem +1

    Me after getting the enemy in check:
    That one bishop:

  • @bazze1194
    @bazze1194 Před rokem +1

    Teacher: thank you for submitting the homework
    The 8 terabyte zip bomb:

  • @robloxfellow
    @robloxfellow Před 2 měsíci

    robert pattinson went from being a supporting character in harry potter to a teen vampire to batman himself

  • @ROBOVSTHEWORLD
    @ROBOVSTHEWORLD Před rokem +42

    Judge at Nuremberg: “What you did was horrible. It has violated Human rights!”
    My honest most sincere unapologetic reaction:

  • @Nalla421
    @Nalla421 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Teacher : today yours math test
    Le me: with calculator 😂

  • @imnobodybye236
    @imnobodybye236 Před rokem +1

    Car got stolen
    The corpse inside the trunk:

  • @LondonEbz
    @LondonEbz Před rokem +2

    Memes just keep on evolving beyond our comprehension every year and it’s honestly peak

  • @Graeko
    @Graeko Před rokem +5

    We need a The Lighthouse version.