What If Anakin Skywalker Fell in Love With Shaak Ti
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You fool, I have been trained in your what if arts by Count What If Anakin was TRAINED by Grogu
@@ryanfarrelly4647 HAHA
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So does that mean you will do mine
With her emotional maturity and nurturing nature, coupled with her time on Kamino, you ever wonder how many clones accidentally called Shaak Ti “mom”? Not even joking, those boys were starved for familiar bonds.
I wonder if they even knew what a mom is, their only contact with a female figure would’ve been those nurse droids
Shaak Ti: CT177013, status report.
CT177013: Yes, mom- I mean, ma'am!
Shaak TI: What?
CT177013: What?
😢
Based on the fact that they were probably never really taught the concept of “mom”. I think “commander” fills that roll for them.
Plo Koon is Dad and Shaak Ti is Mom
Also, I love how every fanfiction and what-if scenario agrees on one thing: Anakin has a thing for MILFs.
HAHAH
that togrussy just too good 🥵🥵
just good taste my man xD
66 likes!
That is the way.
Well, unlike Padmé, Shaak Ti can avoid death by making her death scenes deleted, so Anakin wouldn't be scared and fall to the Darkside.
But Sidious would then try to take her as his apprentice to become immortal himself
Lmao
Sidious clearly read the tablets of sorrow
Shaak Ti: the light side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be….. unnatural.
Sidious had his eye on Anakin from the beginning and wanted him as his future Student and Sith Apprentice
@@haydenfowle7576 r/whooosh
I love the whole mother Shaak Ti thing, the route this took was so much more wholesome then just making them both in love with each other
Thank you so much!
We are Shaak Ti. We are legion
Love is wholesome. It is our culture that places value on some loves and scorns others.
But the title kind of implies that they do end up in love with each other, so that is probably what some people were expecting (and wanting) to see. This was more like, “What if Shaak Ti was a mother figure to Anakin?”
Little Anakin certainly seems to be an accomplished cougar hunter.
HAHA
This killed me with that rizz sound effect playing XXXDDD
After Anakin said "I love you" I kinda expected Shaak Ti to say "Ara Ara"
Pente Patrol hiding his mommy kinks and attraction to Shaak Ti in this video shoving it in Anikins shoes
Lmaoo bruhhh
I think a good what if story could: “What if Palpatine took Mother Talzin as his apprentice instead of Maul.” If I remember correctly, Palpatine promised Talzin to make her his apprentice; then he betrayed Talzin and took her son Maul.
This would change everything including the clone wars.
To be fair... Idk if she would be that loyal to him, Palpatine admited that she was his strongest opponent from the darkside of the force
Yeah but it's natural for Sith Apprentice to betray their masters after gaining enough powers. Talzin would do what is expected of her. She does exactly that in the show, just through other means, as she gained more powers on Dathomir.
Now if she did get training from Sidious, she would've been even more powerful and probably unstoppable.
@@oryxthetakenking8275 She would train her own apprentice and would eventually overthrow him a force sensitive night brother we know maybe 🤔 or a Ventress never trained by Dooku.
@@oryxthetakenking8275 You're not wrong, in TCW she also faced 1v1 against Windu, I always loved the posibility about a legit Nigthsister using the force (bcs Ventress didn't get any trainnig with sorcery), I think in legends there was one
Basically "what if Anakin was a man of culture".
Obiwan’s Jedi mullet danced in the wind. 😂😂😂😂
We love it XD
He accidentally calls her "Ahsoka" during sex and she turns to the dark side.
Jajajajja😢😂
Nah that is more of an "FBI OPEN UP!" moment
Your description of Anakin's isolation puts his relationship with Palpatine in a different perspective. Despite his ulterior motives, Palpatine was one of the only people that dealt with Anakin as Anakin, rather than as another Jedi. Did Anakin really have anybody besides Padme or Palpatine that wasn't a superior, peer, or subordinate?
No one but those two
@@PentePatrolStarWars I could argue he had obi wan since the two had a bond like a brother. The two of them, even in canon, had the closet bond for a master and apprentice I do believe and even though the two had their struggles Anakin always had that bond with obi wan like brothers have with each other. Obi wan was the brother figure Anakin never had but what he needed was a father figure, and while yes they had that rough patch in the beginning of their relationship, Anakin and obi wan were again almost unable to be separated. So while Anakin had two people, Padme and palpation who viewed him as a person, I could argue obi wan also treated him as a person, but a padawan and as someone in training first
@@bored_storyteller1555 what about ahsoka?
@@attackonponyproductions4927 she was still a subordinate.
@@vrujinko1699 yes, but at least Anakin was able to express some emotions to her.
Shaak Ti is now 2/2 in helping make the galaxy a better place.
Love to see it!
Time to make it 2/3 then!
A thought that just popped into my mind. It’s often mentioned, by various Star Wars CZcamsrs, that to the majority of the Republic simply being a Sith was not illegal. How might the prequels have been different if Sith could live openly, so long as they kept their evil acts hidden and presented themselves as just a different religious group? The Jedi can’t do anything about them without running afoul of the Republic laws.
i sow a youtuber say thet the sith just whated to be leaved alone it was the jedi what keep on hunting them down so that is what cost the sith jedi wars
No the jedi had a lot of political power they probably would have legislated to outlaw south worship, based on all the evil things they did in past
@@Berserker3624 Like how the Catholic church tried to outlaw the Lutherans in Europe? How did that work out?
The last Sith wars were a thousand of year in the past by the time we get to to the Clone Wars time. Sure the Sith would have been outlawed and hunted by the Jedi immediately after the final war where virtually all Sith and many Jedi were killed, leading many to believe that the Sith had been eradicated. But what if a small group of citizens, hundreds of years later revealed that they were Sith, but not like the old Sith, they distanced themselves from the way of the old Sith. They framed themselves as being just like the Jedi, they just approached the force in a different way. In public they were model citizens, well known as industrialists and merchants maybe. The newer, cuddlier, philanthropic even, Sith. Sure they are tough in business, but that's business. They made a lot of money for themselves, but they also built schools and paid for social programmes, they funded holonet dramas and children's educational shows...
They're not hiding in the shadows, they're hiding in plain view. They've buried the ruby light sabres as old, they wish that the Jedi would leave the past in the past and work with them for a better future of prosperity for all those willing to go out, grasp it with both hands and work for a brighter tomorrow...
I recall reading that Darth Plagueis actually considered being open about being a Sith, but opted against it since the Jedi would bring the investigation hammer down hard on him and would inevitably find SOMETHING that he would be connected to.
@@prestonjones1653 there really should be a movie about him
What if Anakin became a smuggler before the Jedi ever encountered him.
Basically he wanted to get off Tatooine, free his mother while being a good pilot with knowledge of engineering some smuggler might just want take him in as a apprentice of sorts.
That could be interesting. 😎👍
I'm working on something similar!
"Now this is podracing!" - This anakin, probably
You're right, Qui-Gon was the only one capable of training Anakin and if he hadn't died things would've turned out different. Obi-Wan just wasn't like Qui-Gon back then and he was more like a strict older brother than a fatherly figure of a master as Qui-Gon would've been.
I was sceptical, given the title, but this turned out to be really sweet and wholesome. This is perhaps one of your best what-ifs, so far. :)
Check out what if mace windu trained maul by elseworld that was good
Lol as he is doing his closing monologue my phone hit 66% what a fitting end to this story
It's pretty nice to watch the "What if Shaak Ti was Anakin's master" video before this one, back to back
Oh factsss
Anakin : Yes mommy.
Shaak Ti : What?
Anakin : I said yes master.
That was very well done and I liked the role of Shak Ti as friend to Anakin and someone who could also mentor him same as Obi-Wan. I liked how she dealt with Anakin's emotions and someone to help him . Like how he built a relationship with Windu I liked it very much and showed Anakin's maturity
Thank you so much!
That said I do actually love how she acted as a mother to him, he needed a mother figure more than ever, so overall I enjoyed it.
I’m loving the love stories with Anakin.
Sameee
No pun intended
"Obi-wan's Jedi mullet danced in the wind"
Got me cracking up
XDDD
It’s really interesting how this also has aspects of “What if Shakti taught Anakin” and “What if Windu taught Anakin.” Awesome fan theory!
Thank you so much!
Shakti told him to relax as she slipped below his line of sight
What if the Jedi archivist Jocasta Nu trained Anakin?
What if Darth Traya trained Anakin?
What if Maul teamed up with Obi-Wan and trained Luke on Tatooine?
Hadn't Darth Traya been dead for like, four thousand years at this point?
@@prestonjones1653 Her death was never officially confirmed. Since in the mmo they hinted that she was still alive somehow despite being like over 100
Nova you son of a gun you did it. You got the second one in
This is honestly really nice. Took Anakin's love and attachment and made it manageable and better for a Jedi. Anakin is full fledged in mind and body. A mature sensible Anakin. Love it
Here's a What If: what if Anakin possessed Shatterpoint like Mace Windu? This could go in three ways: 1) prevents Anakin's downfall, 2) hastens Anakin's downfall, or 3) Anakin's path would be different from the Jedi and Sith.
You know without giving spoilers the way you resolved this whole thing was brilliant!!! Also loving how you take Jedi like Shaak ti or Plo Koon and really bring them into the story as more than filler characters in your stories.
Thank you so much!
I honestly think Shaak Ti would have grown to be like a mother figure to Anakin
I think she grow into a milf for Anakin
I can’t wait to see ‘What If Ahsoka Was the Chosen One?’ 😃
:))
Not gonna lie, seeing the video's thumbnail had me feeling things for Shaak Ti too
what if dooku stayed a jedi and trained anakin
Yes 👍 I second this.
yes, this!
@@crusader2112 Make every man A king.
@@savagedarksider5934 But None Shall Wear A Crown!
Good to see you hear. Peace ✌🏻
He tried to, before leaving the order.
Next time , what if he fell in love with Jar Jar
Now... let's think of this. What if: Dooku revealed the identity of Sidious to Obiwan in EP2
Well he did reveal the identity of sidious but Obi wan obviously didn’t believe him(which I understand)
What if Palpatine dies during the Zilo beast episode and Count Dooku becomes Dark Lord of the Sith? I had flash back to when I had to look after my niece during Lockdown and introduced her to Clone Wars and that possibility came to me. Palpatine took many such risks during the conflict, it's reasonable that one of them might not pan out
Oooooh that would be cool especially with Dooku’s personality I think he would leave the sith (still using dark side) I think he would try to end the war via peace talks or overrun the capital and force peace In a way he was like reven he used the dark as a tool he didn’t fall to it
To support this idea watch the episodes where you can see Dooku watch his eyes he very rarely has Sith eyes
Also by this time Dooku hasn’t been Sith for a huge amount of time and this is near the beginning of the war
What if the jedi decided to make a jedi empire 10 years before the clone wars?
It would take longer than 10 years realistically
Stop this madness 😆
@@pomorama8907 palpy did it in 4 years…
@skytox I love you grandpa
@@mowermen1762 yes. But you do realize how stubborn and slow the Jedi order can be. Especially since they are so set in their ways
I thought this would be strange and creepy but no much better than expected.
*Whoa, this is just amazing!* Right when I was expecting a MILF what if here, you just pull a 180* and give us something so inspirational and enlightening, you've shown me ya truly know the characters more than I expected! But I'd like to ask you one thing: Why do most Star wars What if channels never cover the novels and the extended lore?
And why do ya believe Anakin X Pademe is toxic?
Thank you so much! That's always the goal!
I started to but I don't think right now, as the channel is growing it isn't the right time to do visualizations (I was doing 'Light of the Jedi')
And I very much so believe it's toxic because they have no foundational trust. It's kinda the equivalent to marrying the one night stand. A lot of their relationship flaws show up during the Rush Clovis arcs
@@PentePatrolStarWars yo nice video I just felt like commenting on the toxic relationship part. I feel like they trusted eachother a lot but it was just anakin not being able to fathom the thought of anyone getting near his padme and not because of his lack of trust but because of his possessive nature
@Pente Patrol Star Wars also she was born in 59 bby while he was born 41 bby she is eighteen years older then him Saul a is seven years older and Palme is 4-5 years older
@@PentePatrolStarWars
Thanks for letting me know that part, nice to see someone talk about them, I'm listening through Master and apprentice currently.
Ohhh yeah, I was thinking that as well. Do ya suppose it was an underlying affection that just blossomed in that one night stand?
Possibly but I think it was Anakin unhealthily latching on to someone for ten years. I personally just don't see their relationship as healthy
Shaak TI's friggin' hot!
my man shiping anakin with every woman in star wars
What if Lux Bonteri was a Jedi? I think it would be interesting to see Lux become a Jedi and maybe get trained by someone close to Ashoka like plo koon and see if he survives order 66
hmmm interesting!
What if Mace Windu Traveled back in time to right before the clone wars begun? would he be more interested in Anakin and possibly prevent his turn to the dark side? or could he accelerate Anakin's turn to the dark side?
Interesting
Mace windu - Time patroller.
Mace windu or qui gon was the key, because qui gon had a good understanding of the darkside and knew it wasn’t something that should be feared. Windu also used a ability that danced with fine line between light and dark which is vapaad. only he can use it because another Jedi would fall to the darkside using vapaad, also windu enjoyed battle he was in control of his emotions but he just kept them suppressed.
There’s a if anakin became mace windu’s apprentice.
What if Yoda had been a past/present Sith Lord, or fell to the Dark side during Order 66.
What if earth was in the Star Wars universe
What if anakin was a foundling of the true mandalorians
What if Luke became a foundling
What if anakin was revans reincarnation or descendent
What if shmi was a former Jedi either exiled or left the order
Those are good ideas
Earth actually exist in Star Wars, but in a different galaxy.
Shaak Ti is just such a sweetheart 🥰
Never knew Anakin was into older women. Very cultured.
he did marry padme who was older than him
Shaak Ti is actually only _two_ years older than Obi-Wan, not 10 years.
What if the Jedi never found Obi-Wan, but Maul did and trained him as a secret apprentice?
It’s amazing how one single change in a relationship can essentially alter the whole Star Wars timeline. Also we finally get a story that explains the importance of Shaak ti
15:02 I’d like to imagine him going from sitting on his bed to hiding under it at cartoonish speeds
The mention of the “Jedi Mullet” made me laugh so hard.
Interesting take. Also liked your Cody one with the inhibitor chip. What if Delta Squad (the Commando group that Star Wars Republic Commando is based on) and the Bad Batch had encountered each other?
I always believed that Mace Windu would've been a much better master for Anakin than Obi Wan. Mostly because under Windu's training, Anakin could've learned to harness power from both the light and dark sides of the Force which in turn would've created balance within him. And in this case, I think Shaak Ti would've been a much better wife than Padme since Shaak Ti is more than capable of handling herself, therefore Anakin wouldn't have to worry so much about her dying
Stacy's Mom vibes lol.
I like how Anakin didnt fell in love romantically with Shaak Ti, but he saw a mother figure in her. Great story
All hail Mumsie Ti
Yessss
what if the 501 first and the 212th refuse order 66 and help the jedi kill palatine
now that would be cool
That what order 37 4
What if some sections of Clones refused to kill their Jedi Generals like Aayla Secura and Plo Koon, which gave the rebellion a small Jedi order?
What if Savage Opress was trained by Mace Windu and Darth Maul was trained by Yoda. Loved this what if btw! Keep up the good work
Anakin getting a dommy mommy fetish with shak ti is very funny. Good video.
We love to see it!
"What if Anakin left for Naboo with Padme when she offered?"
What if Anakin fell in love with…YADDLE…“oh no !“ Dx
Star Wars joke
(Malachor time period rebels)
Darth maul : that’s it young one use your anger use your pain let it fill you fuel you
Darth maul: (okay I need to turn this kid to the dark side I just need to remember how my old master turned anakin I know I sensed his fall …!)
Darth maul: ( of course now I see)
Darth maul: Good Ezra Good
Darth maul: Kill her
Kill her now
Ezra : I shouldn’t
Darth maul: Do it
Ezra kills the seventh sister and falls to the dark side.
Sidious force senses what happened
Sidious: That’s my boy
Hahaha
I do kinda wish that if you’re gonna make Anakin fall in love with another Jedi, you would actually involve the kind of love that goes against the Jedi order so they would have to keep it secret. So it would have an even bigger impact on Anakin’s character.
Yea I agree, the title was a bit misleading tbh. Should have been what if Shaak Ti became a mother to Anakin.
@@A_Black_Sheep94 It makes that title look like that shaak ti will become the vestal for Palpatines grand scheme instead of Shme
@@R.D.G-TF-Gfan_4265 Padme did that
No I mean be anakins flesh and blood
Different love stories puts one thing clearly into perspective. Young Anakin really, REALLY needed an emotional connection. The more what if love stories I read, the more an idea pops up in my head.
I'd like to see a story with a young Anakin eventually bonding with Jocasta Nu.
How I see it coming to pass is that if Anakin is being tormented by his peers - yes he may sometimes go off to fume in his emotions, but at the same time, he's 9 years old. He's bound to be curious and would wander around.
Eventually he'd come across the library/archives. Surely there'd be things he could look up...like say machines he could take an interest in and build for himself. The more time he spends there, the more JN sees the boy and would obviously feel his distress.
I'd like to think that she'd take an interest in Anakin and they'd form a friendship and she'd be like a mentor of sorts. Given her age, I doubt she'd be willing to take on a Padawan, but at the same time I also think she'd take this up with the council and be willing to be Anakin's rock or foundation in becoming a Jedi.
By that same token, maybe she'd even be willing to speak with Obi Wan from time to time and counsel or guide him gently towards teaching methods.
I never watched the toon so I don't know what if any kind of role she had in it. I'm only going by what I've been in the movies, which we all know isn't much.
Would be interesting to see if her influence in Anakin's life would keep him away from Palpatine or if he'd actually take an interest in politics and outsmart the sith.
There's bound to be some interesting things in the archives, even in the unrestricted sections...maybe a hidden treasure for Anakin?
Just an idea.
every thing was at peace until the yuuzhan vong attacked.
I have to admit "Romantic conversations about sand" that got me 😂
Great story by the way, I found it really intriguing.
What if assaj ventress had somehow managed to kill yoda?
What if mother talzin managed to drain the queen?
What if Jar Jar Was the chosen one?
Sick idea
He Always was.
No please save me from jar jar theories
Hmmmmmm
What if anakin trained Bariss offee and obi wan trained Ashoka
What if anakin wasn’t bullied during his time as a padawan
What if darth maul turned to the light side after phantom menace
What if kit fisto and aayla secura were secretly married
What if yaddle trained anakin skywalker
their babies would have been wwaayy more adorable.
Can't blame him. She doesn't STAY DEAD.
Mans asking questions we dont think of, but we are curious about
This was incredible
What he needed was what Shaak Ti gave, a mother's love.
You unlocked the greatest ending imaginable
It’s shaak ti like 20 something years older than anakin.
Yeahhh
Nothing wrong with a cougar 🤣🤣
@@tkristopher93 HAHA
@@tkristopher93 definitely nothing wrong with that at all.
I have a What if... for you, What if after the Battle of Naboo, Queen Padme had rewarded the Young Hero of the Battle, Anakin Skywalker, by sending Agents to Tatooine and purchasing His mother, bringing her to Naboo and giving her lifetime residency on a Lovely Estate with a stipend, but also a choice of occupation. She need never fear hunger or abuse again. So now Anakin knew she was safe and comfortable while he studied to become a Jedi Knight. His thoughts no longer need to dwell upon his mother; she is comfortable, she is safe, but most of all he knows she's free.
I like the wholesome ending. But, with Palpatine gone, I think that the CIS would become an even greater threat. With Darth Tyranus becoming the new Dark Lord and pointing out that the republics beloved Chancellor was the cause for so much senseless death. Dooku would whip them into a fenzy and fully commit the industry of the CIS, perhaps even creating a certain Geonosian superweapon designed at the wars begining. Rest assured, though Palpatine would be gone,the Clone Wars would be far from over.
Anakin to Shaak Ti: Notice me Senpai
It wasn’t a romantic love it definitely was a motherly love
You got me, I first saw the title and thought. “Okay maybe he has like a crush on her or something like that as he grows up but she swiftly shuts it down?” And was pleasantly surprised! I wouldn’t say you tricked up, you said fell in love and that’s totally valid! There are more kinds of love than just romantic love, sometimes a lot of people forget that! Awesome video!
not only all of this fives would have lived
The fact that my autoplay brought me here after I listened to the song 'I believe in a thing called Love', is utterly hysterical to me. This is very fitting. Also incredibly wholesome.
It had to go this way simply because shakti was well to advanced in the Jedi way to actually fall for Anakin. She wasn't a normal person like padme she was bread from the order and at her position she could easily figure out what was needed for Anakin. Love but not falling in love. First of all that would be weird considering she is a Jedi master and she would know the consequences of the bat of what would happen with a love thing with Anakin. But for all this to happen we can't forget that it was the will of the force that lead the events of star wars. The force in this story planned for things to turn out this way. Basically the force is god
what if anakin trained another padawan after ashoka left?
Like Kannan most of the padawans looked up to Anakin and dreamed of having Anakin as their Master Kannan and Anakin would make a great Padawan and Master he would treat him like a little brother and Kannan would treat Anakin like a big brother
This guy: What if Anakin Skywalker fell in love with Shaak Ti?
Me: Why? Who asked?
could you do what if ahsoka killed vader in rebels
Shaak ti: so anakin, how is your apprentice coming along?
Anakin: well she’s a bit headstrong, but she’s a good kid
Shaak ti: I remember when my leikus were that short, though Ashoka might be a late bloomer.
Anakin: she reminds me of someone amazing (kisses his love)
Shaak ti: not in here my love, we should go somewhere master windu won’t catch us. He has a lightsaber up his rear end the size of corrosaunt’s mainstreet.
Ok so here me out. What if palpatine actually wanted the separatists to win
Who knew that a bit of therapy could save the galaxy
Lmao
Kenobi pulled a pervy sage from naruto
Ahsoka, what I'm trying to tell you is...I am your father.
HAHA
Next what if Anakin fell in love with Jar Jar.
Dew it.
I agree with this statement
I think this was an amazing story. I really applaud your effort, and your craftsmanship.
Thank you so much!
Only if he knew his apprentice would kill his lover 😬
In one timeline he personally killed her and in another he sent his apprentice to assassinate her
That’s a toxic relationship
Lmao
I got a what if Ezra fell in love with the second sister and joined the dark side
I like the story but how exactly did Anakin get his metal hand if he never fought Dooku on Geonosis? I've noticed things like this in past stories where you'll have Vader in his normal suit even without fighting Obi Wan or the metal hand example here. It's a minor complaint but they do stand out so maybe just a bit of double checking or clarification would help.
Omg hahah, just write it off as a I was thinking about canon and not what I wrote 40 minutes before
We don’t talk about the bacon slicer incident…. 🤪
Training accident?
Isn't it obvious? After years of intense lightsaber training and sparring, he lost it to a rancor.
Actually that joke falls flat because it sounds believable, damn