Opie & Anthony Patrice On The Antholini Breakup

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  • čas přidán 12. 12. 2011
  • Patrice On The Antholini Breakup opie and anthony o&A anthony cumia jim norton greg opie hughes sirius xm satellite radio comedy funny humor the virus high voltage worst of patrice o'neal louis ck comedians bill burr bob kelly rich vos Jesse ventura conspiracy Howard Stern
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Komentáře • 83

  • @bozepravde15
    @bozepravde15 Před 11 lety +82

    Patrice comes on at 10:16

  • @alexandermccabe556
    @alexandermccabe556 Před 2 lety +9

    “After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.” - Cato

  • @brohan914
    @brohan914 Před 8 lety +28

    love how Patrice immediately diagnoses the situation

  • @khujo78
    @khujo78 Před 12 lety +16

    Man, Patrice was a great genius, and there are plenty of guys out there with his same wisdom, they just don't get publicity. Screw these so called 'experts', people need advice from people who have LIVED these things, so put THEM on these stations

  • @paul_bellini
    @paul_bellini Před 8 lety +21

    Ant really took this advice and ran with it.

  • @Daikkenaurora
    @Daikkenaurora Před 9 lety +43

    These dudes need to stop giving women the keys to their house/apartment.

    • @phanatic215
      @phanatic215 Před 9 lety +34

      Add "don't come without checking with me first". It's not even a cheating thing, it's a I'm playing xbox and chilling...don't show up and expect me to go to the farmer's market because I'm not busy...IN YOUR EYES!! I've been trying to beat Dead Space for weeks...I'm in the zone bitch.

    • @johnalba3427
      @johnalba3427 Před 3 lety

      @@phanatic215 like

  • @DuncanDisordely
    @DuncanDisordely Před 11 lety +30

    I reckon Patrice was only about a couple of years away from having his own cult, why is he so damn persuasive?!

  • @e.fabian4154
    @e.fabian4154 Před 3 lety +4

    Patrice was the man! So many comedians went to him for advice on relationships and personal issues because he never sold out to the fame he was genuine with the people in his circle. Never going to have someone like him again..

  • @jungshin87
    @jungshin87 Před 6 lety +11

    "She lit a fire?"

  • @maitlando1645
    @maitlando1645 Před 9 lety +15

    I WISH PAT WAS STILL AROUND TO TEACH

  • @1844Freddy
    @1844Freddy Před 12 lety +9

    This might be the best Patrice appearance ever, and that is saying something. This is fucking masterful and hilarious.

    • @FM-pr1ht
      @FM-pr1ht Před 2 lety

      Couldn’t agree more

  • @buckbumble
    @buckbumble Před 12 lety +40

    "A beautiful 35 year old ain't as good looking as an ugly 19 year old" - Patrice O'Neal

    • @johnbrewer62
      @johnbrewer62 Před 27 dny

      “Saying we like 19 year olds is like saying we like steak” - Patrice O’Neal

  • @eyevinny
    @eyevinny Před 12 lety +6

    "this is like a cut scene from Hustle&Flow" Collin rules

  • @heyitsvos
    @heyitsvos Před 8 lety +12

    Annnnnnd again the showstopper ends the bit...

  • @incaseofrapture6989
    @incaseofrapture6989 Před 9 lety +12

    Damn I miss Patrice!

  • @bobd9116
    @bobd9116 Před 8 lety +24

    Patrice was right she did put it out there to get back. The man was a full blown prophet

  • @longtermgains8253
    @longtermgains8253 Před 3 lety +7

    "My house is made for strange women." Spot on!

  • @ikke2757
    @ikke2757 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Patrice was Red pilled before the word even existed!😂😂

  • @Bobbibouchersmumwasright

    “Leave my laptop????” … yes Mr Millionaire BUY ANOTHER ONE!!!

  • @bubba0701
    @bubba0701 Před 4 lety +12

    Opie is the ULTIMATE mood,flow,comedy good time KILLER!

  • @dorpth
    @dorpth Před 8 lety +15

    Ha ha, Patrice was the one who prodded Ant to get together with Jill in the first place!
    Ant really does bring this on himself with his pathologic inability to end relationships. You just bring over and flaunt other women you're fucking, of course she's going to go crazy. What man wouldn't go nuts if his woman did that?
    If only Ant was as able to pull the trigger on finished relationships like he does with guns.

    • @Blit-X-TVLive
      @Blit-X-TVLive Před 2 lety +1

      He's not responsible for how he was moving within the relationship tho.

  • @WiseAilbhean
    @WiseAilbhean Před 4 lety +7

    Damn, that 13yr old had great insight. 👏👏👏👏 impressed.

  • @generaldom
    @generaldom Před 11 lety +7

    The Black Philip Show was brilliant.

    • @psychicandice
      @psychicandice Před 6 lety

      Dom's Sketch Cast I know this is an old comment but I fucking love your videos

  • @jonathancarpenter399
    @jonathancarpenter399 Před 6 lety +4

    Mid way when colin interjects! Hahaha "dont listen to his fake bravery.."

  • @rickDArula
    @rickDArula Před měsícem

    You need to cut off the bank of Anthony!
    Lmao

  • @bmwright1991
    @bmwright1991 Před 5 lety +5

    I don't think patrice was a prophet. I think he failed so much before and learned from his mistakes and developed a philosophy around it. It's like sales. Eventually you get so good at them it becomes easy to predict a situation and take control of it. The master has failed more times than the beginner.

  • @joeblow2969
    @joeblow2969 Před 11 lety

    ugh. thank you.

  • @luvr381
    @luvr381 Před 6 lety +2

    Patrice was the one who instigated Ant to date Jill.

  • @emac1507
    @emac1507 Před 12 lety +1

    We'll never get that book now :( :(

  • @makkam999
    @makkam999 Před 5 lety +2

    13 yr old is smarter than 90% of us

  • @MrLamarski
    @MrLamarski  Před 12 lety +1

    Oops!

  • @autobot69000
    @autobot69000 Před 12 lety +3

    "she just wants to poison my rice"
    HAHAHAHAHA

  • @99tubalcain
    @99tubalcain Před 11 lety +4

    Is this post or pre anthony announcing that jill left a 2 foot in diameter leakage stain in his bed?

  • @xiomanaxoxoxo3212
    @xiomanaxoxoxo3212 Před 5 lety

    I have to say he's so good Patrice. RIP>.

  • @WiseAilbhean
    @WiseAilbhean Před 3 lety +2

    I’ve been living on my own for 7yrs and no one has the key to my place. Not my parents... no one.
    The mother of a buddy of mine used her key to you know drop off some stuff but she also helped herself to half the food he made for he and his girlfriend. And I know my mother would do the same shit too. 🤔 matter of fact she did, she had a key to her brothers home and was in the neighborhood used the bathroom, then decided to make an egg only to find out that man don’t keep fresh eggs (or much food 😂 ) in the house.

  • @jhonsmith3440
    @jhonsmith3440 Před 11 lety +1

    WHEN DOES PATRICE COME INN?

  • @Goldie07100
    @Goldie07100 Před 12 lety

    those guys are hilarious ;-)

  • @MrMattyk414
    @MrMattyk414 Před 6 lety +1

    They're laughing...but Patrice is dead on

  • @turtlemelody75
    @turtlemelody75 Před 11 lety

    I know it makes no consolation but the Black Phillip Show as a whole is the book.

  • @chadsorero3174
    @chadsorero3174 Před 11 lety +1

    no bag. no nothin. jersey city...

  • @voncunth212
    @voncunth212 Před 10 lety +4

    what happend to keith the cop?

    • @lithium23
      @lithium23 Před 10 lety +1

      he is still ants home helper or w.e or his wife is.

    • @natedogg87683
      @natedogg87683 Před 10 lety +3

      He's the producer of the new show.

  • @CAinfowarrior
    @CAinfowarrior Před 12 lety +1

    See our status is our vagina.... SO TRUE. 23:30

  • @pretorious700
    @pretorious700 Před 2 lety +1

    LOL @ these comments. Like any of you tough guys wouldn't give up the keys in a hot minute

  • @ArtSchoolParis
    @ArtSchoolParis Před 12 lety

    Patrice

  • @Daikkenaurora
    @Daikkenaurora Před 9 lety

    Also she stole his shit and hasnt been arrested. Shit is crazy.

  • @makkam999
    @makkam999 Před 5 lety +1

    Jack Black is an innocent by standard haha

  • @Hilder78
    @Hilder78 Před 3 lety

    9:20

  • @bsklasika
    @bsklasika Před 9 lety +6

    i love how Colin breaks this up. 90% of what Patrice says is dumb shit. funny as fuck with a lot of truth in it, but in a very wrong way for a normal human. thats why he was special - because there was nobody who would say dumber and more honest shit and get so much respect for doing it.

    • @myjayln
      @myjayln Před 8 lety +6

      Colin was a mentor to patrice so even when he was on a roll, Colin would come in and end that shit. I don't necessarily see it as evidence of patrice being full of shit but more evidence of patrice's and colins special friendship.

  • @mam4819
    @mam4819 Před měsícem

    The quality of this is garbage