She wants to do WHAT with me?!..

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  • čas přidán 21. 08. 2024

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  • @MemerMan
    @MemerMan Před 3 lety +692

    Shoutout to the editor for making the intro 20s long so i can easily skip it :D

    • @deliciousbatsoup
      @deliciousbatsoup Před 3 lety +16

      Holy shit wut u doing here! hey man quick thanks for making me laugh on these tough times :)

    • @brucewayne2184
      @brucewayne2184 Před 3 lety +42

      He should have made it 23 seconds cuz I always forget I can skip it, so I have to go back 10 seconds then forward 20 seconds.

    • @masterbit8677
      @masterbit8677 Před 3 lety +1

      Whoaaaaa , Never imagined you would be here. Love ya. You've made me laugh during tough times. Thank You

    • @g_rub1950
      @g_rub1950 Před 3 lety +5

      no point in subscribing because youtube recommends it

    • @NickTheKangaroo
      @NickTheKangaroo Před 3 lety +1

      Amen

  • @lusio7182
    @lusio7182 Před 3 lety +293

    The preachers daughter argument is pretty accurate

  • @vakhi04
    @vakhi04 Před 3 lety +153

    We lost guys, esfand was the only hope to defeat malena, she is the peak of humanity now

    • @hj2479
      @hj2479 Před 3 lety +13

      Only Hasan can match her testosterone levels.

    • @Tracer-Round
      @Tracer-Round Před 3 lety

      Thats a spoon and a fork. using the flat edge of the fork to push the rice onto the spoon, its hard to scoop up a little rice off a plate. its also a form of "Table manners" i just put the edge of the plate in my mouth and shove it in lol deff not classy

  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 Před 3 lety +468

    It’s okay for Malena to be a Karen since she possesses the intimidation factor and has high fighting stats.

    • @slushie.2332
      @slushie.2332 Před 3 lety +11

      Lvl 1000 Karen

    • @ShaquelBlack
      @ShaquelBlack Před 3 lety +14

      "high fighting stats" lol

    • @ColdFuego-
      @ColdFuego- Před 3 lety +10

      @sultan dabul TRUE OMEGALUL nick makes maya look like a chad

    • @ElvenMans
      @ElvenMans Před 3 lety

      Norwegian women are default Karen mode.

    • @matojxr1
      @matojxr1 Před 3 lety +6

      Shes a Norwegian witch with plently of enchantments

  • @ryandeno
    @ryandeno Před 3 lety +76

    The Nmp and Esfand combo is just too great.

  • @curtis6252
    @curtis6252 Před 3 lety +169

    Esfand was hilarious on that stream.

  • @hassanhaq
    @hassanhaq Před 3 lety +87

    Esfand and Nick have to be the funniest duo on Twitch lmfaoo

    • @PLUTORAMBO
      @PLUTORAMBO Před 3 lety +16

      Banned on league Tyler1 and fat greekgodx: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @ghanaria7996
      @ghanaria7996 Před 3 lety +1

      Mizkif and poki: allow us to introduce ourselves
      QT and atrioc: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @pepe_felipe
      @pepe_felipe Před 3 lety +11

      @@ghanaria7996 Fuck no, norman

    • @M4xon_
      @M4xon_ Před 3 lety +5

      @@ghanaria7996 WH OMEGALUL

    • @zack8865
      @zack8865 Před 3 lety +1

      qVc and m0xyy: i don't think so

  • @DoctoEris
    @DoctoEris Před 3 lety +53

    I like how every female streamer is willing to go gay for malena

    • @diegomichel2248
      @diegomichel2248 Před 3 lety +6

      Malena is an alpha female. They like that.

    • @kable6693
      @kable6693 Před rokem

      Malena looks like the type who likes to be hit during sex...Or she likes to hit during sex...or both.

  • @gameswithbob9762
    @gameswithbob9762 Před 3 lety +91

    Why is no one talking about Esfand eating with 2 forks….

    • @n0o0
      @n0o0 Před 3 lety +2

      I also eating with folks, cuz it’s smaller,the edges of ur mouth won’t get dirty munch.

    • @firstname745
      @firstname745 Před 3 lety +1

      He also eats chicken wings by holding them with napkins

    • @n0o0
      @n0o0 Před 3 lety +1

      @@firstname745 okay..thats a no..

    • @Cxncubine
      @Cxncubine Před 3 lety

      @@n0o0 that’s a crime worthy of capital punishment

  • @danceswithsquirrels7106
    @danceswithsquirrels7106 Před 3 lety +7

    4:54
    Esfand: “Interior design.”
    Nick and Esfand: “Which women are great at.”
    😂 that had me dying

  • @Տophia
    @Տophia Před 3 lety +14

    Esfand must radiate positive and friendly energy, unlike xqc or someone else like miz she has the intuition to feel comfortable around him

  • @waytosexy896
    @waytosexy896 Před 3 lety +55

    4:55 its just perfect

  • @NotAJtac
    @NotAJtac Před 3 lety +4

    Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running three Honda Civics with Spoon engines. On top of that, he just came into Harry's and ordered three T66 turbos with NOS and a Motec system

    • @movement2contact
      @movement2contact Před 3 lety

      Let's discuss this at El Gato Negro... 🕵️‍♂️

  • @jesusa2398
    @jesusa2398 Před 3 lety +39

    Esfand and nick might be one of the funniest duos on twitch ever 😂

    • @skrzat7663
      @skrzat7663 Před 3 lety +3

      Esfand is a weirdo

    • @willstruck2975
      @willstruck2975 Před 3 lety +7

      @@skrzat7663 so is nick

    • @Frrraserrr
      @Frrraserrr Před 3 lety +14

      Esfand is a really good duo for everyone, him and miz have some wonderful moments. He compliments everyone's personalities and is really witty and fast with his replies.

    • @dawnggg
      @dawnggg Před 3 lety +9

      Paid comment omegalul

    • @sergiopepe2210
      @sergiopepe2210 Před 3 lety +1

      @@skrzat7663 And you're here watching him, what are you? X)

  • @rokmun680
    @rokmun680 Před 3 lety +35

    If Malena was a character in CK2 she would have "Strong" "Shield Maiden" and "Sea Queen"

    • @finnclark8114
      @finnclark8114 Před 3 lety +6

      Wrathful and impatient would be the personally traits

    • @oreo507
      @oreo507 Před 3 lety

      I want her to play a viking in that game so badly

  • @danurban7432
    @danurban7432 Před 3 lety +47

    Esfand is so funny fuckin love him

  • @exist
    @exist Před 3 lety +7

    3:03 Nick never misses 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Natsu1261
    @Natsu1261 Před 3 lety +17

    4:54 i love how they realized the opportunity to say the same joke at the same time

    • @vksmaki2816
      @vksmaki2816 Před 3 lety

      What did they say i can't understand

    • @Natsu1261
      @Natsu1261 Před 3 lety +7

      @@vksmaki2816 “which woman are good at” i think

    • @MeminAntonio
      @MeminAntonio Před 3 lety

      what were they gonna say?

    • @MigueLIsTheeBest
      @MigueLIsTheeBest Před 3 lety +1

      @@MeminAntonio what Sasukoso said

  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 Před 3 lety +34

    That intro keeps making me think this is a Mizkif video for a split second.

  • @xensplus3848
    @xensplus3848 Před 3 lety +15

    xqc looks like ghostface if he was addicted to gamba and RP

  • @BLUExMARVEL
    @BLUExMARVEL Před 3 lety +6

    @3:00 that was the joke of the year 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @deepwawa8525
    @deepwawa8525 Před 3 lety +3

    Preachers daughter ran through our soccer team... we were undefeated that season

  • @liamyeung7580
    @liamyeung7580 Před 3 lety +32

    Malena is more conformable with esfand conpare to other otk besides nick

  • @ThiagoSilva-gb2iv
    @ThiagoSilva-gb2iv Před 3 lety +3

    3:50 Spontaneous Generation scientists back in the XVIII century

  • @Brendan_InOT
    @Brendan_InOT Před 3 lety +1

    I really don’t think I should be laughing that much whenever they do the choke thing

  • @PatMcPoyle
    @PatMcPoyle Před 3 lety +2

    Malena called the tile people simps

  • @MingCity
    @MingCity Před 3 lety +1

    Nick speaking Norwegian never lets me down

  • @joshuaprivett3552
    @joshuaprivett3552 Před 3 lety +1

    How did that blonde lady scoot that whole ass 300 pound game of thrones character like he was a fucking teddy bear?

  • @azurahfps
    @azurahfps Před 3 lety +1

    esfand and nick are just way too funny lmfao

  • @count_drakula
    @count_drakula Před 3 lety +23

    I think it is time someone comes up with a better intro and post it on the subreddit (COPIUM)

  • @mattevans8090
    @mattevans8090 Před 3 lety +4

    Yo I don’t know why no one said this yet but there were probably maggots in that takeout... hatched into flies

    • @movement2contact
      @movement2contact Před 3 lety

      🤢 I really hope not.... 🤮

    • @NoxHypnotic
      @NoxHypnotic Před 3 lety

      How does that even happen? How long was it sitting around ?

  • @JustinLessig
    @JustinLessig Před 3 lety +1

    3:00 she knew what she was doing PogO

  • @bowserdude6961
    @bowserdude6961 Před 3 lety +2

    Can't believe Malena called Ariel a simp smh

  • @jakeshitara
    @jakeshitara Před 3 lety +1

    Norwegian Viking is going off...

  • @daniladanilov7794
    @daniladanilov7794 Před 3 lety +56

    Malena has to treat nick better or she'll lose him..

  • @lasseladegaard7421
    @lasseladegaard7421 Před 3 lety +1

    the static sound thing was probably more interesting than the story lol

  • @ThinkCS2
    @ThinkCS2 Před 3 lety +2

    4:54 dead asf om

  • @rimandsx
    @rimandsx Před 3 lety +2

    *DOOON'T SAY*-----.....
    I'M... ONTOP OF THE... WOORLD

  • @Josiah_Trelawny1
    @Josiah_Trelawny1 Před 3 lety +4

    Everytime Malenas looks shoked and laugh in Nicks direction i think what he said was true.

  • @palmerstubbs4067
    @palmerstubbs4067 Před 3 lety +2

    its just even more PogO when you realize nick and alinity have history........

    • @skullgamer7493
      @skullgamer7493 Před 3 lety

      What’s the history, if so generous to explain a history lesson

    • @palmerstubbs4067
      @palmerstubbs4067 Před 3 lety +2

      @@skullgamer7493 back in the day, soda and nick carried alinity in WoW for feet pics. (probably more than just feet pics tbh)

    • @movement2contact
      @movement2contact Před 3 lety +1

      @@palmerstubbs4067 That's not history.... 😆

  • @edisinmedicine5512
    @edisinmedicine5512 Před 3 lety

    Bruh she moved him like a empty cardboard box lmaoo

  • @MrFlashKnife
    @MrFlashKnife Před 3 lety

    The Way she pushed 400 Pound Esfand on that chair like its a baby stroller top kek

  • @seanmc5949
    @seanmc5949 Před 3 lety

    Malenas threat was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shitpostcentraI
    @shitpostcentraI Před 3 lety +2

    9:00 CmonBruh

  • @Bigshacpumper
    @Bigshacpumper Před 3 lety

    5:47 its because he was exposed to it with a different "perspective". He was seeing miserable people buying that, and he stored those memories in his amygdala (fear center) and naturally wants to avoid that. People who are exposed to it, and dont store that memory in the amygdala tend to want to do it.

  • @sakkenakke
    @sakkenakke Před 3 lety +8

    Malena looked so confused when Esfand said her shoes smelled bad. And small wonder considering Nick's been sniffing those feet like they're roses ever since kindergarten.

  • @willjackson4596
    @willjackson4596 Před 3 lety +1

    he's on top of the WORLD!

  • @SigiOG
    @SigiOG Před 3 lety +1

    God damn 2:28 how easy that look's bruh

  • @hopelessreal
    @hopelessreal Před 3 lety

    1:01 idk why but i agree with nick on this one, what had this man done to me

  • @fireball6840
    @fireball6840 Před 3 lety +2

    The intro gives me life every time.

  • @ryandeno
    @ryandeno Před 3 lety

    I just found out why they will never have kids. Just imagine your dad being Nick and having all the PogO clips of him XD.

    • @hplus1
      @hplus1 Před 3 lety +1

      the PogO moments are done on purpose it's how he makes his money

  • @eradicateoni7394
    @eradicateoni7394 Před 3 lety +1

    Guys, I think he's on top of the world

  • @tsuma2619
    @tsuma2619 Před rokem

    it's true my dad is a preacher

  • @griffydz1789
    @griffydz1789 Před 3 lety

    whay canb't stop watching Nick and his friends ??

  • @sajen23
    @sajen23 Před 3 lety

    i like the pre plastic alinity

    • @sajen23
      @sajen23 Před 3 lety

      comment on my own comment, please youtubers with lots of money please do not ruin your body just for views, you are going to grow older with GOD's graces :)

  • @shamtard
    @shamtard Před 3 lety

    Gj Malena put them in their place!!

  • @jnx4803
    @jnx4803 Před 3 lety

    3 years to put down few tiles? LOL XD

  • @patrickgeovanni4981
    @patrickgeovanni4981 Před 3 lety +1

    44.4% gang.

  • @berdanyurtsever3339
    @berdanyurtsever3339 Před 3 lety +1

    What do they at 4:55 befor they laugh

  • @Finnishmanni
    @Finnishmanni Před 3 lety

    2:29 HOW?

  • @skullgamer7493
    @skullgamer7493 Před 3 lety +1

    Those flies 🤢🤢

  • @black2abomination
    @black2abomination Před 3 lety

    8:58 I'd like to know what words were said here

  • @christopherjenkins22
    @christopherjenkins22 Před 3 lety

    thought this was a mizkif thumbnail at first

  • @Deveron4
    @Deveron4 Před 3 lety

    He's on. Top of the. World.

  • @brallantp.2812
    @brallantp.2812 Před 3 lety

    Alinity lowkey looks like the old lady from el barrio that’s always hitting on the boys.

  • @rockleegarra
    @rockleegarra Před rokem

    3:45

  • @stabheads
    @stabheads Před 3 lety +1

    Who's on the top of the world???

  • @king7805
    @king7805 Před 3 lety

    Can anyone tell me what they said in 4:57, my ears cant comprehend

  • @adamthegreat605
    @adamthegreat605 Před 3 lety +1

    PogO 4 is a PogChamp 😐😏

  • @milklover2830
    @milklover2830 Před 3 lety

    The intro is sometimes the only reason i click to watch a vid

  • @HVVP
    @HVVP Před 3 lety +1

    High T all round

  • @Alexic94
    @Alexic94 Před 3 lety

    how the fuck did she move Esfand like that, what kind of chair is that

  • @6harts941
    @6harts941 Před 3 lety

    Thank you

  • @featherycoffee1401
    @featherycoffee1401 Před 3 lety +13

    Guys, we don't have to keep repeating the same joke, please stop now.

    • @stabheads
      @stabheads Před 3 lety +5

      I'm on top of the world

    • @fartman7470
      @fartman7470 Před 3 lety +8

      Hey I’m on top of the world hey subscribe ludwin wouldn’t have done this if you want my cat to eat this month I suggest you do so

    • @darthcelsius6393
      @darthcelsius6393 Před 3 lety +1

      Bunch of crybaby Madonna's, complaining over 12 sec of a 9min video

    • @cribos1545
      @cribos1545 Před 3 lety +1

      I’m on top of the world!

  • @fancen
    @fancen Před 3 lety

    same

  • @devil_pls
    @devil_pls Před 3 lety

    Bless Nick and his Feet sniffing obsession

  • @-_-SpongeBob
    @-_-SpongeBob Před 3 lety +3

    0:50 Jinny is gonna kill her

  • @juniormontoya2397
    @juniormontoya2397 Před 3 lety

    Why did malena have to call tho lol,

  • @lilmonkeybunkie
    @lilmonkeybunkie Před 3 lety

    how come 3:11 looks like the clown from it smiling...

  • @-_-SpongeBob
    @-_-SpongeBob Před 3 lety +5

    8:30 PM on the dot (in South Africa)
    on time as usual.
    I love you nabalint, I'm not gay(I wish I was) but I love you

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 Před 3 lety

      9 hours ahead of me

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 Před 3 lety

      What’s life like in the future

    • @-_-SpongeBob
      @-_-SpongeBob Před 3 lety

      @@Jobe-13 welp...eggs can talk
      I haf an agreement with a egg and I lost, that's when I realized I'm not a bright individual and that's also the day I got fired from KFC

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 Před 3 lety

      @@-_-SpongeBob Fascinating…

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 Před 3 lety

      @@-_-SpongeBob Hope you get a new job soon. I thought jobs would be easier to keep in the future.

  • @Anthony8851
    @Anthony8851 Před 3 lety

    The wide mouse pad at the dining table is pretty gross.

  • @AP.Productions
    @AP.Productions Před 3 lety +1

    lol the mizkif ripoff intro

  • @victortg95
    @victortg95 Před 3 lety

    I monkaW irl when she moved esfand like nothing

  • @geebysnsd6067
    @geebysnsd6067 Před 3 lety

    my name is ariel Sadge

  • @xcr3atur3x
    @xcr3atur3x Před 3 lety

    is that Nicks lost son ? i heard about that in afganistan !

  • @coreygil5898
    @coreygil5898 Před 3 lety

    Weird nicks conversations also turn into being a pervert

  • @danr3131
    @danr3131 Před 3 lety

    My girlfriend's name is Ariel.

  • @Pokepunk
    @Pokepunk Před 3 lety

    i love esfand

  • @atharvadesale
    @atharvadesale Před 3 lety

    what does pineapple mean exactly?

  • @Respect-mc3cy
    @Respect-mc3cy Před 3 lety +2

    Nice

  • @ThatsMySkill
    @ThatsMySkill Před 3 lety

    nick loves to brag about never being banned before but im gonna tell you if the day comes where hes gonna get banned its because of some PogO comment thats gone too far.

    • @jtlaw2378
      @jtlaw2378 Před 3 lety +2

      nick and chance know the limits unlike most, so they won't get banned for their words. Now if they ever start coming for soda again.................

  • @DankJuicer
    @DankJuicer Před 3 lety +2

    eyo!

  • @ivan-ly6pg
    @ivan-ly6pg Před 3 lety

    Average nmp stream lol

  • @hazardousjazzgasm129
    @hazardousjazzgasm129 Před 3 lety

    Thanks for the loud audio warning at 2:05, but I'm pretty sure you should have placed it at 3:49 instead

  • @insomikeepcalm
    @insomikeepcalm Před 3 lety

    Damn it was so much better without that intro

  • @okayzimbabwe
    @okayzimbabwe Před 3 lety

    Holy fuck make an intro already

  • @Jee_FX1
    @Jee_FX1 Před 3 lety

    I'm not sure but I think Malena lost her shit

  • @ItsAkile
    @ItsAkile Před 3 lety

    recent I came to that realization. "Alinity looking better", but I didnt think so before so Idk what changed, horny?

  • @rakimcarter5736
    @rakimcarter5736 Před 3 lety

    at this point it would be disturbing to watch a nick and malena porn.. if it ever existed

  • @Humineral
    @Humineral Před 3 lety

    Melena is hot