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hi discord.gg/surrealentertainment
Why does the emoji in your comment look like something that belongs on discord
Bruh amiright :DDDDD
Hi
Hi
hi
It was a beauful day.. the sun was singing and the Flangers were vibrating.. time to produce some mischief, I thought.
Omg xploshi
Yes.
Sans undertale-2020
*Omg Xploshi i lv u i see ur videoa*
Ay caramba
I love how homer is just casually taking a jog down the road. Because that's something he does.
Why you little
Eat my shorts
I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on CZcams, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear duke
@@AxxLAfriku bruh
@@AxxLAfriku 1. Funny seeing you here. 2. What in god's name are you talking about?
Bart: *M a g g i e* Let's Skedaddle.
Maggie: *proceeds to return back inside the void*
Lol
Bark*
Maggie Star, Patrick Star’s baby cousin
The end was surprisingly heartwarming.
HOW
@@Superpringlecrisps2 the message in the end
Not really heartwarming in my opinion but you be you I guess.
@@Superpringlecrisps2maybe read between the lines next time dude
@@memyselfandi1939 mudafuga it took you 9 months to reply to a comment you disagree with?
scarred for life
Aren't we all
:/
Here before 1k likes and 30 replies
Podel
I don’t know the thing with famous people commenting here
ngl this is definitely me when bark sampers murders my entire immediate family
abort shrimpshawn is the best stompsins character
Very
Nothing Bark sampers murder my family and friends...
Barl Scampers
Lol XD Exactly
0:46 just the soft yet loud "why you little"
Even Bark was shocked when Maggy went through the floor
“Maggie let’s skidaddle”
Maggie: ⭐️
OMG!?!?! NUDE MAGGİE EMOJİ
👁 👁
⭐️
dude I was reading this as he was saying that
**ahem**
IS MAGGIE AN INSTRUMENT?
Skee daddle
Bart: Maggie lets *skidaddle*
Maggie: *proceeds to be consumed by the ground*
maggie: ight imma head out
@@roxasthoughts LMAOOOO
100th like
Me is 420 like NICEEEEE
she was vored by the earth
These are the types of dreams you have but you can’t explain
This has some great animation. Especially Lisa! She looks just like in the show!
if you sa so
yes
Aww Homber is giving Bark a hug 😍 and all he gimbs back is stone to the face 😠
Lol
Hey iam subed to u
Man who make shrek meme!
Oh sheet the shreck guy, finally you are verified
So much betrayed 😰😨😢😔
So nobody is going to talk about how Lisa is literally a chess piece
She's an orange Christmas tree
@Jack Dorney *_NO_*
no one gonna talk about how bart literally murdered lisa with a d20?
edit: scratch that, everyone with a d20
her head built like a sea urchin
Her head looks like covid
1:25 maggie the starfish
When you watch The Simpsons on Disney minus
LOL
Bruh how did you get the subscription Disney plus is so boring
those gunshots lmfaooo
@@G4brielBtw dude this tactic has been used 827384783 times, at least be original
@@G4brielBtw no
czcams.com/video/xMGcBgjl4-c/video.html
standard sound effect for him lmaooo
@@G4brielBtw no
Me: Mom, can we have Patrick Star?
Mom: No, we have Patrick Star at home
Patrick Star at home: 1:19
~vanish~
666th like
@@willingshelf I shall not ruin it-
They *’WHY YOU LITTLE!’* gets me everytime
Be honest
You dont laugh a single time
This is literally the kind of dreams I have.
Same lol
Love how ironic it is that the quality unironically is getting better
I just committed a mass murder and will be faced with several charges that would take years of planning
@@madmikemckeever3004 bucket
@@atomiclasagna cup
@@atomiclasagna mop
ikr
pros: his quality is getting better
cons: his quality is getting better
Stolen comment
@@commander5102 So what lol? Also maybe it wasn't, there is over 7 billion people on this earth so it isn't impossible for people to say the same things without knowing xD
@@l0v3rgr16 lol ur stupid
@@commander5102 lol no💗
@@commander5102 im original here💗
So far none of these videos have caused me to spontaneously have a nervous breakdown on the spot but it's getting pretty damn close to that
1:57 truly inspirational.
Lisa: W h e r e i s m y s a x o p h o n e
Bart: And I took that personally
Bark*
@@_aldcdaydreams Ofc how could I forget!
@@_aldcdaydreams nooo his name is bort sampsomp
@@freddiefreaker6924 N o his name his bark simmons why u little
Wait then what about lisa? Would she be named something like lice simmons?
When you fire literally everyone who works on the show
leaving only the HR
It's still good, nonetheless
@A Commie thank you
Implying that The Simpsons is it's own entity, which would dissolve into incomprehensible dread if not kept under control by the humans we know to work on it
How it felt going from pokemon xyz anime to sun and moon
bark (bart): *casually skateboards on a cat*
@mNmlet me guess.. You were born in ohio
For those who have never been on pain medicine, this is exactly what it feels like.
imagine what kind of dreams this guy has
his life but in this animation
I don't actually want to know
Are we sure he sleeps?
@Rodrigo Sosa Y E S
@daisy he likes it cold
0:56 THAT SHOT WAS SO POWERFUL IT CHANGED THE WEATHER
Underated
Homer: *launched in in mid air from slingshot*
Also Homer: "Why you little!"
🤣🤣
IM SO BROCKEN🥺🥺😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭☹️☹️☹️😫😫😫😩😩😩😩😞😞😞😟😟😟😟😢😢😭😭☹️☹️☹️😕😕🙁🙁😖😖😖😭😭😢😢😢🥺🥺🥺🥺😩😩😩😔😔😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😩😩😩😫😫😫😫😫😔😔🙁🙁🙁😖😕😕☹️☹️☹️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭☹️☹️😕😕😖😖😖🙁🙁😔😔😔😭😭😫😫😟😟😟😫😫😟😟😟😞😞😞😩🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😢😭😭😭😭😭😕😕😕😖😖🙁🙁☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😭😢😢🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
@@ThunderB34R holy shit
0:35 when Bart shot her, HER HEAD STARTED BLEEDING look close
I love the vaguely threatening smiley faces in the captions :)
Lisa: **comes on screen**
Me: big bird... is that you
The children are fast...............*B U T B I G B I R D I S F A S T E R*
Everybody else: *is normal form
Maggie and lisa: we shall be aquatic animals
What about Lisa
@AHMED RAKIN my bad I didn’t read it right, you didn’t need to call me an idiot though
@@ali-dg6mv lol
@@ali-dg6mv your name is litteraly idiot in japanese
Urchin Lisa and Starfish Maggie are cool
0:09 runs overr cat but he’s fine
Your character designs are so accurate 😍
"Maggie, let's skidadle"
*Brother, the earth has chosen me*
That was actually funny
*Underrated*
Lisa: whEre iS my SaXaphOne
Bark: you have lost your life privileges
Nice pfp
@@taxevasion4870 ayyyy my brotherrr
@@taxevasion4870 nice username and pfp
@@nsn6652 also nice username and pfp
@@lltcacul750 why thank you
This litreally reminds me of the games i played without loading in fully
Maggie: Activate Starfish mode
Who are we kidding, surreal entertainment is a normal person with a normal brain, he's just the only one brave enough to put out in the world what goes on inside of everyones mind.
likes if I agreee
I agree but I ain't liking saddo
I agree, but stop fishing for likes
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
Fr tho
Fun fact: This episode of the Simpsons was banned in 147 countries due to viewers being driven to insanity.
Oops sorry autocorrect i totally meant "The Simmons".
@@ChestieTheMolestie oh I did not know thar
emphasis on "fun"
Is there even 147 countries
@@_-..-g._.- yes
Bark:ride a scooter
Lisa: where is my saxophone
this looks like it could legit be a part of an episode. Like Bart could have a nightmare and it would be it
The real scariest thing here is that he is getting better and better at animating
👄💪😼😂
@@ronaldlanza6743 ok
soon he will start animating life itself
@hell no lmao, u must be joking.
🤚🕳👄🕳🤚 lol
I like how Bark Simmons doesn’t walk, he just T-poses everywhere and he floats.
Yeah
Bart walks. Bark does not
He only walks when he isnt supposed to
Who is Bart? His name is bark simmons
Bark*
I enjoy watching these with my friends at lunch 😂
This video deadass encouraged me to go ask my crush out, AND IT WORKED. Thank you.
"Maggie lets skidaddle"
Maggie: Ight imma head out
Underrated
As soon as I saw this comment the video got to that bit
Shes a fucking star
@@ThatRandomWood I thought your comment was 9 years ago-
Ned Flanders just T posing in the back like it's nothing
In the back and in the insides
How's it going neigh-neighbour?...
The Duo Of Ned
he's everywhere
@@wojtek24msz flanders moving on the evergreen terrace image 3d from the simpsons wiki
I just love how Bart it walking on his skateboard
this is highly accurate well done
*bart: literally walking on his skateboard*
Bark Simmons*
What, that’s not how you’re supposed to do it?
@@monolith253 basically longboard dancers.
ITS BARK SIMMONS STUPID
Nah bro, hes just peddaling his skateboard
Bart turned to his sister. Unbeknownst to her, this was the day he would stand against his family. Against her. She had stood by as he took the brunt of his family’s misery. He was a punching bag, so no one expected him to be the one to hit first.
“Where is my saxophone?” She asked, unaware, for a few blissful moments, that she had sealed her doom. Lisa didn’t realize how much danger she was in, and she never would.
Bart, like Cain unto Abel, took his slingshot in hand and slayed his sibling so quickly that she had no time to react.
Homer, having witnessed the murder, hurried up to his murderous son and slain daughter. Overcome with rage and fatherly grief, he wrapped his hands around Bart’s neck, with the same ease he’d had done it with so many times before.
“Why you little-“ Homer couldn’t even finish before tightening his hold around Bart’s neck, he was so furious.
But Bart was furious too. It was a cold fury; unlike his father, he didn’t want to cause long lasting torture and a painful death. He merely wanted to be rid of them all. Be rid of Homer.
“Eat my shorts.” Bart spat, and he shot his father between the eyes, and Homer flew with the force of the impact.
“Why you little...” the man repeated, quietly this time, as he perished.
Quickly, Bart ran to his youngest sister. She was innocent in his mind; she hadn’t mocked or harmed him, being far too young. If anyone deserved to survive his wrath, it was her.
“Maggie, lets skedaddle,” he joked, trying to lighten the mood.
But Maggie has seen what her brother became. He had acted with the same viciousness as their father - or their late father - when he would turn on his children. But Homer’s abuse came from rage, like a cornered animal, and Maggie could find some layer of sympathy in her heart. Bart’s was cold, and planned, and heartless. Maggie wanted none of it.
So, without a word, Maggie faded, leaving Bart truly alone. Like Cain, a murderer doomed to crumble.
Underated.
You ain't have to do that, you didn't have to make me think deeply about a random video on youtube, but you did.....tell me, why is that you chose to write and post this l, clearly you are above most in phycological understanding. I ask one simple question from you.....why?
The video actually makes sense now
Yay this comment got more likes
@amygdala i think you flipped that around a bit, here lemme fix it for you:
pog
Killed a sea urchin, flung his father out into space, and ate a starfish
I just lov how every time bark shoots it sounds like a gun being fired
no one:
sea urchin lisa: *vibing*
And starfish maggie
@@kaidkaid88 The Seampsins😎
@@boombasticcc damn thanks for the image i can now imgaine the mom as a octopus and the dad as a swordfish
Is Homer ever gonna find out why Bart is so little?
We meet again :)
*bark
And hes little because eat my shorts 🙄
Why you little
XD
Why is he little? Just why? :(
I love channels like this lol XD
I love it how it's just cursed in every way it is very unique like that
“Why don’t you go play with the neighbour’s kid?”
The neighbour’s kid:
that the neighbours kid is weird
The neighbors family instead
Everyone: Looks how they are
Maggie: *Starfish*
what about lisa
She is a porcupine
Lisa is a sea urchin
@@aidan3610
She’s a headhog
Maggie with a jacket is a starfish tho
The animation, art and voice acting is awsome🤧✋
“M A G G I E” ***consumes maggie***
Maggie is me when I don't want to interact with people
Sou mais o Bart mato quem falar comigo 🤡
@@San-cb9mj Huh pareceu bem edgy esse seu comentário. Só isso mesmo.
no
You skiddadle? 👁️👄👁️
I enjoy how he rode his skateboard, it had so much reasoning behind it, going in the opposite way of life, like being dragged along like a leaf in the wind, desperately trying to go in the way of his dreams.
Ultimately getting sucked into the same routine, getting into mischief..
How the hell did I get 100 likes already?
That ain’t Homer that’s Homeless, that ain’t bart that’s fart, that ain’t lisa simpson thats big bird from sesame street. That ain’t maggie that’s patrick star ☠️
blos skolmins is the pinnacle of happiness
Boomer humor: I hate my wife
Millenial humor: I hate my life
Gen Z humor:
Lmao
*W H Y Y O U L I T T L E-*
I do not associate with this
ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ⁱˢ ᵐʸ sᴀxᴏᴘʜᴏɴᴇ
I don't even laugh at this, my fear is just worse
My dad would probably say that this is like a treehouse of horror episode
Yeah some messed up one or something
I could totally see this being a continuation of when homer went to the real world thru a black hole in the 3d plane
I'm on the weird side of at least these animations have gotten better
Truly, good quality animation.
Ned Flanders telling me to take a chance just might be the push I needed. Thanks Ned Flanders
Genuinely, thanks for the heart.
I took it, it's a yes. Been together for about 3 weeks. Thanks Ned
Man hit us with the life lesson at the end
1:00 wh-wh-w- why you little-ittle-ittle-ittle-ittle...
“Maggie, let’s skedaddle.”
Maggie: No, this is PATRICK!!!
(magge fades into the ground)
Lol
Dead meme bro
@@ReggieTheMouseMyBelovedno, this is PATRICK!
Maggie looks like Patrick's kid. Homer better get a DNA test done
simp sons
Homer Simpson is gonna be on the Maury Show now for the lastest entertainment
homre the poateo sack
🤔
We have to get some Marge+Patrick Rule34 or something going
Yes
0:09 poor cat :(
These memes are hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
“W h y u l i t t l e”
“Eat my shorts”
*Cannon*
“AAAA AAAAA AAA AAAAwhyulittle”
w h y
y o u
l i t t l e
3at mY sh0rt$
he never got to eat his short.
You know it isn’t surreal entertainment without bodies floating through the ground
The question we all have:
Why does Lisa look like a christmas tree ornament-
Pros: he is getting better at animation
Cons: he is getting better at animation
"Nothing is handed to you for free."
Millions of rich kids disagree
69th like
*thousand
Some rich fathers force their kids to earn it though.
@@thesnatcher3616 probably like 1
This comment is underrated
this actually feels like a pamtri animation, just without the S A N T I A G O
Charuzu The Danklord
S a n t i a g o
*bang*
S a n t i a g o
Plot twist: Ned Flanders is just Santiago embodying a merciful form
My last name is in this comment and I don't like it 🗿
Mere, mortal. I was hiding in the corner the whole time
"Where is my saxophone?"
-Lisa's last words
Bro this is a master piece
*New Fans: I'm at the weird side of CZcams again.*
*_Old Fans: Atleast the animations got better._*
69th like
Ikr
@@CHATUR-pz3oh noice
Thays mw
Overrated comment
0:01 when you lose connection in a videogame
Fall guys 😂
Bart:Maggie lets skidaddle
*maggie is a star*
*proceeds to be consumed by the ground*
glad I'm not the only one who walks sideways on a skateboard
More effort was put into this story than 90% of all Simpsons-related creepypastas.
They ask “Where’s my saxophone?” Not how’s my saxophone, 😭
But why is her Saxophone?
@@cascas9656 Because her saxophone. Indeed, her saxophone.
@@cascas9656 When is my Saxophone
What is my saxophone
Patrick been real quite after magie showed up.
Therapist: Starfish Maggie isn’t real and he can’t hurt you
Starfish Maggie;
Flanders : * very normal vibrating *
Homer : * very normal why you littles *
Bart : MÃGGĮĘ ŁĖTŚ ŚKĪDDÅDŁĒ
I didn’t know something could get so beautiful and so terrifying at the same time
Why is he t-posing so menacingly
I would pay money to see this as a couch gag