i.imgur.com/I5Noxn3.gifv Hope that fits your needs. Big as I could make it with no experience, and as little time as could be mustered. So, ya know. Bastion-style. (Kidding, kidding.)
I'm just worried that nothing's gettng done. Planes are crashing because Overwatch is being played on air traffic computers. Traffic accidents because people are rushing home. Riots when our ISPs throttle bandwidth! People dying because their doctors are maining Bastion like scrubs!
Nice Hanamura map on the whiteboard there. The slew of innuendos when Alex was pooping, presumably because he's eating coffee by the tin was funny as hell.
This was gold! I especially Cam's play of the game pose. The poop jokes didn't quite get me until Alex's 'Ryuu Ga Waga Teki Wo Karau' though. That was fantastic.
Nope, garbage rating on winehq. Apparently needs some d3d11 bullshit that's not implemented yet. At least is not as frustrating as Doom, that has perfect native execution of opengl and ran smoothly on the beta, but the shit DRM they added cannot function in wine.
I look back on this video and just think about the magic of that summer. Overwatch had just dropped and Pokemon Go followed not long after. We were so close to achieving something perfect then.
I feel like LLR's long form sketches had turned into a comedy show about doing a comedy show. Not a complaint, just wanted to point it out. I rather enjoy it, its like a reality show version of LLR.
Can we please have a part in the opening of the next one with G and K's Kid during the Staring name slides bit and it just says "Tiny Human" and then she isn't actually in the episode. I think that would be funny.
I wonder how the next Hustle episode going to be like after this? Would Paul just completely redesign the Moonbase and everyone wont know until they finally are cured of their overwatch addiction
I don't think so. The Friday Nights-verse and Hustle-verse are different. All the obsessive focus on MtG in Nights didn't have an outlet in Commodore Hustle... until now.
Part of me feels like this episode is going to end up being the "Toys in the Attic" of the commodoreHUSTLE universe. Also, I really wish real life would give me "play of the game" segments every time I successful was a functional adult, it would make it a lot easier for me to feel a sense of accomplishment.
So, Doritos hired a team of software engineers to create an audio filter to filter out the sound of eating Doritos on stream. This is a real thing in the real world.
missed opportunity to have a star trek reference and have scientist Paul make that strobe light that Data used to un-addict everyone in that one episode of TNG.
I'm not 100% sure, but in Overwatch, a character's ability allows him to unleash a huge dragon. As he is summoning the dragon, he says something that isn't in English. I think that is what he was saying in there, and the dragon was a metaphor for manure.
It would be really cool if at the beginning of each episode you have some person knocking at your door. It's could be your thing, and a cool way to have different guests in cH
Wow, it took me until now to figure out that Graham's comment about locking the door in the teaser makes little sense as he was the one to open the door.
Paul I'm with you man. I don't even think the game looks like it was made for the last gen it looks so odd to me. Though I feel you did all these jokes better when you got back in magic and in both cases I'm clueless about the references.
They still make Friday Nights. It's just that WOTC has ordered fewer episodes this year. And even if WOTC stopped buying it I think they would continue the series since they love Magic and the series is very popular.
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Any person who says "my favourite character is whichever one they tell me to play" can be my best friend and should be worshiped as the chosen one
that pretty much describes beej anyways.
It used to be the support/fill mains
Hi, need a tank, healer? What? I can play widow? O.O *celebrates*
My main is always lucio
You're welcome
So this is what it feels like when people who've never played Magic the Gathering watch Friday Nights...
Well, I mean if you don’t play Magic then your just wrong, period
I see LRR have supplemented their repertoire of Jokes I Don't Get Because I Don't Play Magic with Jokes I Don't Get Because I Don't Play Overwatch.
3:05
The fact no one acknowledged Alex just eating coffee grounds makes it so much better
I want POTG Cameron as a reaction gif to anyone that brags about doing menial adult tasks.
i.imgur.com/I5Noxn3.gifv
Hope that fits your needs. Big as I could make it with no experience, and as little time as could be mustered.
So, ya know. Bastion-style. (Kidding, kidding.)
This is perfect. Thank you.
The end reminds me of in Star Trek TNG when they go onto the borg vessel and everyone ignores them but it is still very creepy.
I feel for Paul in this sketch, the entire internet is crawling up Overwatch's ass, and I'm here just trying to figure out what the big deal is
i hear that
I mean the game can be pretty enjoyable, but yeah some people take things waaay too far.
It does look pretty fun. On the other hand, Activision Blizzard, so I'm pretty confused myself.
It's just a really well designed game that scratches the itch that most games have not tried to reach in a long while.
I'm just worried that nothing's gettng done. Planes are crashing because Overwatch is being played on air traffic computers. Traffic accidents because people are rushing home. Riots when our ISPs throttle bandwidth! People dying because their doctors are maining Bastion like scrubs!
the noon joke got me so good LOL
Now that i have actually Played overwatch, this makes SOOO much more sense.
I love how Fu¨t is the actual name of a show in the cH 'verse.
Fut
It truly is the best timeline.
Füt
I do believe the umlaut is between the 'u' and 't'.
Woodthorn You are correct
I don't get these magic jokes, can someone link me the cards they're referencing?
edit: /s
I don't think there are any MTG jokes here. They do sketch comedy about other stuff aswell.
It was a joke, implying that since LRR "only does MtG stuff", Overwatch must be a new MtG expansion.
+Edison Trent ohhh, sarcasm over the internet you know
Jacob Westfahl Yeah, text communication can suck sometimes.
Jacob Westfahl my friend and I actually have a system. Put "_" before and after your comment to signify sarcasm
Mad props to Paul for carrying the episode.
It's so strange to see Paul being the sane man in an episode of CH.
Nice Hanamura map on the whiteboard there. The slew of innuendos when Alex was pooping, presumably because he's eating coffee by the tin was funny as hell.
This was gold! I especially Cam's play of the game pose. The poop jokes didn't quite get me until Alex's 'Ryuu Ga Waga Teki Wo Karau' though. That was fantastic.
This episode features some of the finest camera work of the last months. Amazing, please more surrealistic/horror stuff.
I think all the Overwatch jokes are obscuring the real news here: TOAST will be making his debut in commodoreHustle! Finally!
Other pooping terms:
He's making his play of the game.
He's having justice rain from above.
He's becoming Bastion.
I SEE FILTHY LIES. I wish I could play Overwatch on Mac...
I do-a lot. I just boot into Windows.
Isn't that what wine is for?
Nope, garbage rating on winehq. Apparently needs some d3d11 bullshit that's not implemented yet. At least is not as frustrating as Doom, that has perfect native execution of opengl and ran smoothly on the beta, but the shit DRM they added cannot function in wine.
boot camp saves lives
Hasn't it been proved by now that drm isn't worth the trouble?
I lost it when you did the high noon bit. That has been my snap reaction to the word " noon" for the past two weeks.
I feel like I'd need to have played Overwatch to get some of this, but I like Cam's "Play of the Game" bit.
I look back on this video and just think about the magic of that summer. Overwatch had just dropped and Pokemon Go followed not long after. We were so close to achieving something perfect then.
I feel like LLR's long form sketches had turned into a comedy show about doing a comedy show. Not a complaint, just wanted to point it out. I rather enjoy it, its like a reality show version of LLR.
commodoreHUSTLE actually started as-and has always been-precisely that, a sitcom about us trying to be us.
That's what [commodoreHUSTLE] videos are.
They are and they have been for quite some time...
And it's fantastic give us MORE!!!!!
They stopped doing long form sketches. Only CommodoreHUSTLE (which has always been a sitcom) remains!
Watching this in 2023 with overwatch in the gutters adds a very sour taste to the sketch...
And it ends on the perfect stinger. God dammit you guys are on point in this episode.
I hereby declare that the medical term for overwatch addiction shall be:
Nocturnal Overwatch Obsessive Neurosis.
How long did that take you?
Not that long. Had to find a good term for the first N but before that the rest came together pretty quickly.
Ah, so its NOON... High Noon.
I do have a high NOON score based on the chart the doctor gave me
"Fu¨t is canceled" annnd I lost it.
Can we please have a part in the opening of the next one with G and K's Kid during the Staring name slides bit and it just says "Tiny Human" and then she isn't actually in the episode. I think that would be funny.
Can we get a sequel to this now that Overwatch 2 is coming out?
I'd rather they clean blood out of denim.
"Who needs to change into denim at 6pm?" Oh my God you guys are speaking my language.
Brilliant as always, and i have to say the whole all your streams have been overwatch joke got me for a good minute, probably the talking sim part
Even after almost 4 years later, we need more people like Beej who play what the team needs.
The "I don't care James" flopping on couch killed me!
It is almost a shame that all the LRR crew didn't do play of the game takes. It would be excellent for streams.
Oh this was a laugh I sorely needed today. So very well done once again.
Fine.... _FINE_!
I'll go play Overwatch if you just stop yelling at me to do so, world!
Yes... One of us...
Yes... One of us...
ONE OF US
Nah I wouldn't its a shitty overhyped game with a shit fanbase. Just like FNAF and Undertale
This is about half as funny as normal because the other half is taken up by creepy..
I wonder how the next Hustle episode going to be like after this?
Would Paul just completely redesign the Moonbase and everyone wont know until they finally are cured of their overwatch addiction
Whelp. That was dark. Is this how Commodore Hustle ends?
...we never got to hear Paul's toast/mic interface.
this reminds me of that Star Trek TNG scene where they sneak into the borg cube while it's regenerating
Beej is the best rando for playing what is needed
The High Noon joke got me good.
I like how Cam reacts, panics for a bit, then relinquishes himself to his demise upon realizing there's no appropriate cover nearby.
This is the most I've laughed in a depressingly long time... I really needed this. Thanks LRR.
I wonder if smelling salts come in MtG card flavour? Would that snap the Overzombies out of it?
I don't think so. The Friday Nights-verse and Hustle-verse are different. All the obsessive focus on MtG in Nights didn't have an outlet in Commodore Hustle... until now.
+SeanGomes They started in the same timeline, though, so maybe the obsession is still there underneath everything Overwatch.
Ah, I can't keep track of what exists in what continuity.
cH is Earth-1610, the sketches are Earth-616, and FN is Earth-65.
this isn't marvel. the numbers are different. also you missed the universe where alex never traded for a time walk.
Graham clearly wasn't playing Overwatch, as it isn't available for OS X.
I play on my Mac all the time. Dual boot, yo :)
Damn you, sirrah! Damn your vile trickery!
Why would you do that, Macs have Firepro graphics and TERRIBLE thermal performance, you'll kill it.
...just like any overclocker; burning the candle brighter, at the expense of burning it out much sooner.
Because PCs are known to have massive service life and definitely don't become obsolete and loose their value quickly.
Part of me feels like this episode is going to end up being the "Toys in the Attic" of the commodoreHUSTLE universe. Also, I really wish real life would give me "play of the game" segments every time I successful was a functional adult, it would make it a lot easier for me to feel a sense of accomplishment.
IT'S HIGH NOON!
This is the best thing you do. CH is the peak of LRR, and that's saying something.
high noon behind a wall best part by far
I wish Cameron pressed F1. I sincerely wanted to know what his abilities do...
So, Doritos hired a team of software engineers to create an audio filter to filter out the sound of eating Doritos on stream.
This is a real thing in the real world.
Yes. This is so true. Not because I'm one of the zombies, but because I'm Paul watching my friends succomb to the addiction of this game.
So much content needed to understand this.
Where'd luigi go?
I don't know. The mushroom kingdom.
Lol
Now they finally did a Talking Simulator with Overwatch, a bit slow but they got there. They even did PuBG before Overwatch!
My favorite character is whatever they tell me to play. Beej, quote of the century
The hat delivery bit was top notch.
I lost it at the poo euphemisms.
Great job!
missed opportunity to have a star trek reference and have scientist Paul make that strobe light that Data used to un-addict everyone in that one episode of TNG.
Props to Alex for seemingly being able to play while dead IRL.
The next time someone asks how I'm doing, I'll just send them Cameron lying on the floor at 2:49.
[Anxiously drums fingers for a moment. Pauses. Boots up Overwatch.]
Art imitates life. The prophecy fulfilled.
Best commodoreHUSTLE in a while. and they're all pretty damn good!
I have to ask this cause I don't play Overwatch, but what the hell does Alex say at 4:00?
I'm not 100% sure, but in Overwatch, a character's ability allows him to unleash a huge dragon. As he is summoning the dragon, he says something that isn't in English. I think that is what he was saying in there, and the dragon was a metaphor for manure.
James Breidenbach Okay. Thank you. And also lol.
Ryuu ga waga teko wo kurau, which is what Hanzo says when he does his ultimate.
High noon, find a wall!
Omg I died lol, their right tho, overwatch is so addicting
"Please stops talking before I become an accessory"
Hydrogen peroxide. That's how you get blood out of denim.
The murder guy sounds eerily like serge but any time cut back it is clearly not him
Love the "Everything is Fine" cross-stitch by the door.
It's my birthday, and I got a shout out on the MTG stream AND a new cH episode?! Best birthday ever!
Happy Birthday!
Thanks!
I hope blizzard notices you, this is awesome!
It would be really cool if at the beginning of each episode you have some person knocking at your door. It's could be your thing, and a cool way to have different guests in cH
Hi, I am from the future! They seem to have done exactly that this season. :)
Can someone give me a list of all of the episodes where someone comes and mistakes the moon base for a different business.
That got a little depressing towards the end.
Right?! Super creepy. The end felt like a Twilight Zone episode.
Wow, it took me until now to figure out that Graham's comment about locking the door in the teaser makes little sense as he was the one to open the door.
I lost it at the Play of the Game of Cam laying on the floor
I do miss having my world revolve around internet speed.
Beej might not be the hero Overwatch deserves, but he is the hero Overwatch needs.
i remember when overwatch was fun
Wait... why was there no potg at the end?
at 7:15 james's arm teleports from up near his face to down on the keyboard. spoooooky
It's weird to see cH Paul be the reasonable one.
This started the exact same way as Paul with mtg, he knew nothing at the beginning.
And so TTSF was born. And now you know, the rest of the story.
I want to see alex stream 72 hour overwatch stream.
The Hanzo ult from the other side of the wall 🤣🤣🤣
Was that Serge's brother in the opening.
Right? The eyes are the exact same
The voice is really close too. Mannerisms are similar. etc.
And it sounded serge like
Maybe...maybe it's Evil Serge, from an alternate universe! He had a beard and everything!
...Nega-Serge
Paul I'm with you man. I don't even think the game looks like it was made for the last gen it looks so odd to me. Though I feel you did all these jokes better when you got back in magic and in both cases I'm clueless about the references.
The noon bit was ameizing
I would be Paul in this situation, either him or Ian.
well friday nights may be dead but i still have commodoreHUSTLE
They still make Friday Nights. It's just that WOTC has ordered fewer episodes this year. And even if WOTC stopped buying it I think they would continue the series since they love Magic and the series is very popular.
they at least could make the episodes longer and not be about every new set for the game becuase thats where it seems its going right now
These puns are just ultimate funny!!
I don't play Overwatch so a lot of these references went over my head. Still funny though
Play of the Game: Paul: as Straight Man
I appreciated the fu`t joke. Nice episode!
for those who felt the end was anticlimactic, for me it felt
(in team4star Gohan voice) dark
Paul said he is psychic, he admits it!
was that serge's dad?
Graham is so hardcore he's playing in Overwatch in a VM on his Mac.
In my headcanon Graham doesn't dual boot because he's so loyal.
+Colin Gardner all about the headcanon
That scene made me think Overwatch had a Mac version, which meant it's likely there could be a linux version as well and was worth checking out.
7:23 nice use of the steadicam walk