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  • @BrandonWhatTheF
    @BrandonWhatTheF Před rokem +1064

    As a kid, I had plans to not get whooped on a routine basis. My mom had... _other_ plans

    • @lonelylama5222
      @lonelylama5222 Před rokem +71

      I'm so sorry to hear you were abused as a child, I hope you're okay now. Harsh verbal discipline, even by parents who are otherwise warm and loving, can lead to more misbehavior and mental health problems in children. Research shows that harsh verbal discipline, which becomes more common as children get older, may lead to more behavior problems and symptoms of depression in teens. I wish we all had good parents.

    • @BrandonWhatTheF
      @BrandonWhatTheF Před rokem +22

      @@lonelylama5222 thanks man.

    • @Hay_Lee
      @Hay_Lee Před rokem +6

      Yes i take anger

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před rokem +3

      ZEEEEKEE

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Před rokem +13

      @@lonelylama5222 gigacomment

  • @kuricat16
    @kuricat16 Před rokem +346

    THE FACT SHE DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO STOP HIM JUST HAD THE NERVE TO SAY THERE ARE LESS PAINFUL WAYS 💀💀💀

    • @tl101art7
      @tl101art7 Před rokem +17

      Plus she said u know that gonna hurt. Lolol 💀🤣

  • @gadielphilip
    @gadielphilip Před rokem +478

    "What you doing in heaven, you could've been in Valhalla" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @samson7294
      @samson7294 Před rokem +14

      "What you doin in heaven? its so white in here!!!"

    • @ProbablyUltraman
      @ProbablyUltraman Před 10 měsíci

      "What are you doing in Hell? It's too hot in here!"

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 Před 5 měsíci

      The guy who tried to defend himself and failed: trust me, you don’t wanna be in Valhalla

  • @hornet1065
    @hornet1065 Před rokem +791

    Omg, that Valhalla bit got me spitting out my beer! 😂

  • @gamergriffin7772
    @gamergriffin7772 Před rokem +561

    Man, I hate how much I relate to this.

    • @gamergriffin7772
      @gamergriffin7772 Před rokem +2

      @МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 who are you and why are you impersonating meat canyon

    • @eee1200
      @eee1200 Před rokem

      Tbh i make plans but dont tell them so this happens so i can relate too

    • @rayneezy9255
      @rayneezy9255 Před rokem +1

      Shyt blew me. 3 lefts is a right

    • @SultenZone
      @SultenZone Před rokem

      Same

    • @MD-kv9zo
      @MD-kv9zo Před 10 měsíci

      same

  • @bgforever
    @bgforever Před rokem +150

    “Why did you go to heaven, when you could’ve gone to Valhalla” LMAO

  • @ChaChi444
    @ChaChi444 Před rokem +305

    Mama spitting facts about Valhalla though 😂

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us Před rokem

      what did the thing on heaven said though? i couldn't understand

    • @aimbot6264
      @aimbot6264 Před rokem +3

      @@San-lh8us "welcome to heaven, my boi"

  • @bazzfromthebackground3696
    @bazzfromthebackground3696 Před rokem +136

    My mother has plans for me that interfere with her own plans for me.
    Then blames me when her plans change.

    • @Vanacloud
      @Vanacloud Před rokem +9

      LOL I heard it's even worse if your a only child.... I can't even imagine 😆😆

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 Před rokem +2

      @@Vanacloud can confirm.

    • @cautiouslycynical9786
      @cautiouslycynical9786 Před rokem +3

      @@bazzfromthebackground3696 Am I the only one who has a supportive mother to a fault? Or are you all just bitchin' for the memes?

    • @gotaro69
      @gotaro69 Před rokem +5

      @@cautiouslycynical9786 The 🤓 of the comments finally arrived

    • @cautiouslycynical9786
      @cautiouslycynical9786 Před rokem +2

      @@gotaro69 My good deed for the day. Giving the slow weeb kid something to read.

  • @thato8000
    @thato8000 Před rokem +69

    It was actually heartwarming to see the mother follow the kid to heaven to continue giving him advice😂🥰🥰

  • @Z-A-C
    @Z-A-C Před rokem +10

    1:19 this always gets me 😂
    “Boy… now you sittin up here in heaven…
    When you could be in VALHALLA, boy!”

  • @JonCom3dy
    @JonCom3dy Před rokem +208

    Accurate.
    “Imma get my haircut on Tuesday after school.”
    “Boy, why not go on Wednesday?”
    Also, I feel like Valhalla would be whiter than Heaven, no?

    • @thejoker-kd8xi
      @thejoker-kd8xi Před rokem +5

      no heaven is too bright

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan Před rokem +12

      That’s what I’m thinking, gonna be with all those Norse people 😂

    • @bookofkittehs
      @bookofkittehs Před rokem +6

      That's what made that part so funny

    • @Black_Guy
      @Black_Guy Před rokem +9

      The whitest. There is no way there is any color in Valhalla unless the dirt and blood from battle are still there.

    • @aimbot6264
      @aimbot6264 Před rokem +2

      @@Black_Guy thats why she said where the warriors are at

  • @Kamiyouni
    @Kamiyouni Před rokem +80

    Felt... absolutely understood. You must be going through this too, huh?

    • @riastr0
      @riastr0 Před rokem +1

      My hearing must be dyslexic fr

  • @WADTS
    @WADTS Před rokem +12

    That 3 lefts make a right had me thinking for a bit 😂

  • @dabadshoes8658
    @dabadshoes8658 Před rokem +9

    1:30 "why would you be up here, when you could be in valhala" I'm done! 🤣

  • @SCHDH77
    @SCHDH77 Před rokem +69

    I love these skits 😭🤣 not safe from mums plans even in heaven

  • @deltaapfel7246
    @deltaapfel7246 Před rokem +11

    I wanted to do my homework but Cilvanis had alternate plans for me

  • @omerhina01
    @omerhina01 Před rokem +10

    As soon as it drops lol
    When you can't escape from Mama

  • @Oussuk
    @Oussuk Před rokem +7

    Do that zig zag BOI!

  • @TheNerdyCrazyBox
    @TheNerdyCrazyBox Před rokem +18

    All I have to say is that this is to relatable!

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman Před rokem +8

    Anyone who's asked a family member for advice can relate to this.

  • @Himeko-wv7fu
    @Himeko-wv7fu Před rokem +9

    "Why would you wanna go somewhere so WHITE like this?" 😂😂😂 has me ROLLING

  • @fatpenguin01
    @fatpenguin01 Před rokem +5

    everybody gangsta till cilvanis misses
    (that'll never happen)

  • @DrGandW
    @DrGandW Před rokem +4

    Oh my god I’m taking soul damage watching this

  • @Kev.NTheLich
    @Kev.NTheLich Před rokem +12

    That one time I closed the door on my mom just a little too hard.

  • @turtle2848
    @turtle2848 Před rokem +8

    Relatable! Moms controlling every little thing and correcting you

    • @obitouchiha6439
      @obitouchiha6439 Před rokem +2

      If the father was present, that shit would not fly.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 Před rokem

      And then never stopping when you become an adult, then they wonder why you move several states away to escape.

  • @kyrdikyrtsje697
    @kyrdikyrtsje697 Před rokem +10

    This is actually so relatable

  • @Phoca_Vitulina
    @Phoca_Vitulina Před rokem +10

    I feel you on this. I guess just know that other people can have good intentions, but don't let anyone sway you from you really want to do deep down, even if it probs def means disappointing others. Especially as kids we're taught to please, but it's your life, you gotta just go for it

  • @peacefuldude9289
    @peacefuldude9289 Před rokem +1

    “when you could be in valhalla” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @vijayendranvijay457
    @vijayendranvijay457 Před rokem +3

    The alternative suggestions and his reactions are hilarious. LOLed at every one 😂

  • @ChadTurnUp
    @ChadTurnUp Před rokem +3

    😂😂😂 Perpendicular!!! 😂😂😂

  • @DogsWithPurpose
    @DogsWithPurpose Před rokem +2

    It’s not about the destination, it’s about going the opposite way every time

  • @MadMatt32
    @MadMatt32 Před rokem +6

    Mom I already had plans to go straight. I thought he meant something else💀

  • @blackos17
    @blackos17 Před rokem +7

    Perfect skit. This is the story of “why I left when I was 18”. This, and university. Thanks not thanks mom.

  • @p5rsona
    @p5rsona Před rokem +3

    the fact his mom was still there is proof he went to hell

  • @Buggy_DClown
    @Buggy_DClown Před rokem +3

    The mother’s got a point. Valhalla is cool as hell

    • @bumblebee7547
      @bumblebee7547 Před rokem

      What it's a bunch of barbarics non showering sweaty hairy big people who are very dirty

  • @actionmaverick707
    @actionmaverick707 Před rokem +1

    Then when you agree, she still disagrees.

  • @Welmosca
    @Welmosca Před 6 měsíci

    The "I don't wanna zig zag" plus the suicide part had me dying LMAO.And I knew that the background song sounded familiar ha nice.

  • @Tohpeak
    @Tohpeak Před rokem +2

    She’s been peeping Vinland saga 💨

  • @BrianGlaze
    @BrianGlaze Před rokem +2

    He really said its so white up here 😂😂😂

  • @zaidounazzam7288
    @zaidounazzam7288 Před rokem +1

    Heaven, more like hell in disguise.

  • @RxgePlayz69
    @RxgePlayz69 Před rokem +3

    she followed him to heaven

  • @why-bk8or
    @why-bk8or Před rokem +2

    “its so white up here” 💀

  • @alexanderneville8117
    @alexanderneville8117 Před rokem +1

    What you need to do is go up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and then you'll be good.

  • @SonicProdigy55
    @SonicProdigy55 Před rokem +2

    Goodness. This is too real. 😭

  • @tsaucetheking2059
    @tsaucetheking2059 Před rokem +1

    "You could've been in Valhalla" 😭😭😂😂

  • @GhettoJohnWick
    @GhettoJohnWick Před rokem +1

    This hits way too close to home.

  • @HopUpOutDaBed
    @HopUpOutDaBed Před rokem +1

    moms really do be like that

  • @emilerhard4189
    @emilerhard4189 Před rokem

    Don't know why I often don't watch these videos immediately. Great as always

  • @ghosttones3422
    @ghosttones3422 Před rokem +1

    This is my dad to a terrifying fucking degree

  • @Sewblon
    @Sewblon Před rokem +43

    This hits real close to home. Mom always had alternative plans for me from my education to my medical care to what I cook for dinner, even as an adult. Edit: Now I know to never tell others my intentions or goals. Keeping those things a secret is the easiest way to prevent the judgement and interference of others from influencing my own decisions.

    • @Vanacloud
      @Vanacloud Před rokem +14

      They always want what's "Best" for you but it's almost always the opposite of what YOU want....

    • @natersumkatanuar7631
      @natersumkatanuar7631 Před rokem +9

      That's why you gotta leave , living umder the same roof with my parents is always a prison for me. I'd rather live on a dorm scraping by than have my life be controlled.

    • @ChiquitaSpeaks
      @ChiquitaSpeaks Před rokem

      Bible said plz spare me from the misery of a miserable woman

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon Před rokem

      @@ChiquitaSpeaks where in the bible does it say that?

    • @ChiquitaSpeaks
      @ChiquitaSpeaks Před rokem

      @@Sewblon not those exact words but that concept but yea idk right now

  • @oohopjeff6764
    @oohopjeff6764 Před rokem

    Uh oh a Cilvanis skit that hits a little too close to home. Clear my calendar

  • @Benjimakesvideos
    @Benjimakesvideos Před rokem

    Cilvanis with the banger upload

  • @psyfozim
    @psyfozim Před rokem +1

    Backseat Lifing premium subscription. 😂😂😂

  • @FirstnameLastname-ge7hz

    Go straight boy why wouldn’t you zig zag. Lol😂😂😂

  • @ren7a8ero
    @ren7a8ero Před rokem +1

    Sometimes is better not doing anything at all

  • @Nitrizzle
    @Nitrizzle Před rokem +1

    The halls of Valhalla where brave live forever!

  • @leandrohernandez4557
    @leandrohernandez4557 Před rokem +2

    why is this so relateble

  • @pokemaster456
    @pokemaster456 Před rokem

    It's the "Okay" 😂

  • @WhatShallEyeDo4U
    @WhatShallEyeDo4U Před rokem

    All stemming from a zigzag... 😂😂😂

  • @saianvesh3753
    @saianvesh3753 Před rokem

    WHY is this so relatable?😂

  • @spaceshipgozooooom5646
    @spaceshipgozooooom5646 Před rokem +3

    So it's not just me going through this.

  • @Shxck1
    @Shxck1 Před rokem

    This timing for me is crazy

  • @kunairuto
    @kunairuto Před rokem

    Every single "boy..."
    I felt that

  • @Mysterey101
    @Mysterey101 Před rokem +2

    Mama lowkey spitting facts, tho 🤣

  • @Model_BT-7274
    @Model_BT-7274 Před rokem

    The emphasis on "boy" was perfect lmao

  • @kentakunai
    @kentakunai Před 11 měsíci

    Mom’s got a point. I’m going to Valhalla boys,

  • @Nooyus
    @Nooyus Před rokem +2

    Wanted to watch this video but my mums sent me to valhalla

  • @andrethegreatyt2
    @andrethegreatyt2 Před rokem

    This hit different

  • @litepaw7
    @litepaw7 Před rokem

    Bro missed his chance to kick it with Thor and Loki

  • @kuricat16
    @kuricat16 Před rokem +1

    "Why would you wanna go somewhere this white?" 💀💀😭

  • @toazethegecko
    @toazethegecko Před rokem +1

    Going left three times 🗣️🔥

  • @BigBoiBleu
    @BigBoiBleu Před rokem

    I see that Beretta APX 😎👌🏾

  • @neshaoinspopolk4417
    @neshaoinspopolk4417 Před rokem +1

    The train is cost effective tho😂

  • @TheAcademik
    @TheAcademik Před rokem +1

    Bro ain't no place whiter than Valhalla

  • @kaijudozero
    @kaijudozero Před rokem

    Havent watched yet! But the thumbnail is so accurate my parental ptsd kickin me hard

  • @jwztete480
    @jwztete480 Před rokem

    THAT "OKAY" OH MY FREAKIN DOOGGG😭😭😂😂😂

  • @makeda6530
    @makeda6530 Před rokem

    It do feel that way.

  • @DmonHiro
    @DmonHiro Před rokem

    Why you gotta bring back bad memories, dog?

  • @Charcoal190
    @Charcoal190 Před rokem

    "You know what they say, three lefts makes a right!"

  • @dylonwalker7980
    @dylonwalker7980 Před rokem

    Lol boi now that's gon hurt

  • @shadowlordlevi4104
    @shadowlordlevi4104 Před rokem +7

    ''can i have two pieces of chocolate''
    mom:no
    me:why?
    mom:''ONE PIECE''

  • @mechatech9897
    @mechatech9897 Před rokem

    I like how this is so annoyingly familiar.

  • @t-virusterrance4734
    @t-virusterrance4734 Před rokem

    😂Sounds about right.
    TERRANCE OUT

  • @alialluaibi3008
    @alialluaibi3008 Před 11 měsíci

    Plot twist: He is not in fact in heaven !

  • @TheBleuHAZE
    @TheBleuHAZE Před rokem

    Suicide is never the answer my boy.

  • @elijahgordon3345
    @elijahgordon3345 Před rokem

    bruh this shit apply to both parents lowkey 💀

  • @muafey
    @muafey Před rokem

    bro u needed a warning for the amount of flashing lights in this bih 🤣

  • @gabrielproulx6316
    @gabrielproulx6316 Před rokem

    I felt that.

  • @frankunodostres473
    @frankunodostres473 Před rokem

    boy go perpendicular! :D

  • @tl101art7
    @tl101art7 Před rokem

    1:07 hilarious

  • @thingsyoushouldknowrightnow

    This is classic! You really know the pain and struggle! The Heaven part took me out!😂😂

  • @cshinoda10
    @cshinoda10 Před rokem

    Every step that i take is another mistake to you

  • @Omni_G
    @Omni_G Před rokem

    Mom's plan

  • @lorddarthvader6289
    @lorddarthvader6289 Před rokem +1

    Valhalla is probably even whiter lol

  • @imod5
    @imod5 Před rokem +5

    So relatable man , but I always try to remind myself that at the end of the day my mom has my best interest first and foremost at heart. So I try to tolerate it as much as I can. I love you mom.

  • @Bux876
    @Bux876 Před rokem

    3 lefts make a right 😂

  • @The_pensive_Truth_seeker

    Lmao go perpendicular

  • @GreatWhiteElf
    @GreatWhiteElf Před rokem

    Parents, they just don't understand

  • @DaDualityofMan
    @DaDualityofMan Před rokem

    It be like that…

  • @Misspcross
    @Misspcross Před rokem

    1:07 Me too brother 💀