Christina's Curations: All Tats, No Teeth - YMH Highlight

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  • Highlight From Episode 689: • Our New Favorite Clip ...
    Tom is put through yet another round of Christina's Curations. From cool guys completely covered in tattoos, rib sandwiches in vending machines, fluid bonding and horny men of course.
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Komentáře • 256

  • @clipsedrag13
    @clipsedrag13 Před rokem +100

    "YOU CHEATED ON ME?!"
    "chill babe, I was fluid bonding"

  • @TheDailyWisecrack
    @TheDailyWisecrack Před rokem +83

    I love how Tom could tolerate toks now he is just pissed lolll

  • @bzilla-d4i
    @bzilla-d4i Před rokem +59

    That woman is exactly how I see Christina if Tom should pass away prematurely 😂😂😂

    • @OrphanPipe
      @OrphanPipe Před rokem +2

      I follow her on the Tok, and her art is actually REALLY interesting to me. I've contemplated buying some of her art. I recommend people check her out. Magnificent.

  • @umwchemnerd
    @umwchemnerd Před rokem +9

    Why is no one talking about the first clip with the guy holding the mic upside down?!

  • @tonyelectionfraud669
    @tonyelectionfraud669 Před rokem +69

    It upsets me the lengths these women go to to justify their impulses.

    • @YouGottaStayPositive
      @YouGottaStayPositive Před rokem +8

      Big surprise from Mr “Electionfraud”

    • @cannasseur_8246
      @cannasseur_8246 Před rokem

      Hoes will be hoes.

    • @hypnotoad311
      @hypnotoad311 Před rokem +9

      @@YouGottaStayPositive How does that have anything to do with his point?

    • @JHank-yb4jv
      @JHank-yb4jv Před rokem

      @@YouGottaStayPositive U big dum

    • @TJXD
      @TJXD Před rokem +9

      The fluid bonding chick? All of that critical gendery theory sex theory is so trash and auto added to my irl block list it's all an excuse to be a horrible person.

  • @brandendierker5873
    @brandendierker5873 Před rokem +16

    Can confirm on the vending machine food. I regularly have the twin dogs and or rib sandwich. Wrecks me everytime. Classic

    • @joeisabella6811
      @joeisabella6811 Před rokem

      AVI food services 😋 🤮🤣

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 Před rokem +1

      couple questions: How often is the food replaced? Is the vending machine heated? Do you have thoughts of ending it? Does the food have expiry dates?

    • @kylec.8350
      @kylec.8350 Před rokem +4

      It expired before it was created.

    • @revwillyg6450
      @revwillyg6450 Před rokem

      Yep. My coworker right now is having pepsi and peanut m&ms for breakfast, and also complains about our health plan getting more expensive. Bet this guy does that too

    • @jacksonhodge4638
      @jacksonhodge4638 Před rokem

      Do you think it’s good or bad for you long term? I’m not being facetious I’m really wondering, kinda like all those guys who inject themselves with snake venom slowly and over time they become immune. I mean, the rectum rockets you buy out of a vending machine are nothing compared to raw wolf testicles and shit cavemen ate.

  • @blackhog42
    @blackhog42 Před rokem +12

    You gotta upload another highlight of "Drunk Cool Guys" please.... I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself. Love you mommies 🤟💙

  • @drdongflex
    @drdongflex Před rokem +4

    i have GOT to stop watching these on my lunch break. i’m always one good saliva stone away from not having an appetite 😂

  • @poeswanky4392
    @poeswanky4392 Před rokem +24

    I definitely want, need... More toc curations

  • @kelzo94
    @kelzo94 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Remy and Lily Lu are the BEST. Love them SO so much.

  • @The_Legend_0-0-7
    @The_Legend_0-0-7 Před rokem +1

    HEARD YOU B'S WHERE LOOKING FOR ME " intro is hilarious and golden

  • @spittin_sparks
    @spittin_sparks Před rokem +2

    Toms reaction to the stone removal was great 🤣

  • @Hobbinski
    @Hobbinski Před rokem +5

    It’s about attitude. Be STI positive!

  • @ronin8188
    @ronin8188 Před rokem +2

    When Tom passes away and the kids move out. Christina is gonna end up like that sunglasses lady.

  • @AfrewSpines
    @AfrewSpines Před rokem +37

    Gotta love the chick at 3:26 desperately claiming she’s not monogamous despite everything she’s saying indicating exactly why monogamy is the natural, healthier option.

    • @FourthExile
      @FourthExile Před rokem +8

      The mental gymnastics is so funny. More seriously, I imagine all the justification gets tiring after a while??

    • @kaybrandon3083
      @kaybrandon3083 Před rokem

      You sounds silly with that whole natural healthier option shit,instead of being like oh that was kinda cringe and polyamory isn’t for me, u made it weird and seem like the way you like to fuck people is the correct and only way to live

    • @AfrewSpines
      @AfrewSpines Před rokem +1

      @@kaybrandon3083 Hope she reads that, bro.

    • @FourthExile
      @FourthExile Před rokem

      @@kaybrandon3083 hahah sure Kay whatever you say

    • @kaybrandon3083
      @kaybrandon3083 Před rokem

      @@AfrewSpines I hope you have sex with a real person one day, also I don’t like girls :) dickhead

  • @GistOfItMedia
    @GistOfItMedia Před rokem +4

    As a younger man, I could see myself getting pretty excited about the chili hot dog vending machine

  • @PFCelis2
    @PFCelis2 Před rokem +3

    I like how Tom keeps updating his photo in thumbnails but Christina keeps the one from her up since 2019

  • @sonsofdecypher5466
    @sonsofdecypher5466 Před 7 měsíci +1

    5:55 Christina: “His ceiling is so low”
    Me: spits out whiskey LOL

  • @TheMixmastamike1000
    @TheMixmastamike1000 Před rokem +7

    the poly chicks eyes tell you everything you need to know

  • @treverfarted
    @treverfarted Před rokem +8

    It’s so strange to see those first guys look the way they look and speak the way the do

  • @TheJessicahammerly
    @TheJessicahammerly Před rokem +5

    I remember getting my tattoo and thinking damn yeah that hurts but goodness that's the most annoying sound.. but then a few minutes into it I actually started to fall asleep 😂 but then again it was like after midnight and everyone else except the guy tattooing me was asleep and had already gotten theirs.

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 Před rokem +8

    Christina thinking she's a comedian is probably the best running bit on this show

  • @fearlessgambino
    @fearlessgambino Před 11 měsíci +1

    Whenever mom jeans says “broads” I get a smile across my face that my girlfriend probably worries about.

  • @HeyitsBri_
    @HeyitsBri_ Před rokem +2

    “Fluid bonding” sounds like regular casual sex

  • @monkeyearcheese420
    @monkeyearcheese420 Před rokem +1

    Fluid bonding is new to me. I've lost a few more percentage of hope

  • @jakekunz5168
    @jakekunz5168 Před rokem +1

    Is there a way to submit tiktok’s for this??!??😂😂😂

  • @kenbrovost9653
    @kenbrovost9653 Před rokem

    The first guy had to know thr mic was
    Upside down or is it a camera thing?

  • @majorxdf
    @majorxdf Před rokem

    Dr. Asskiss, laughing maniacally in the background.

  • @christophercleveland4225
    @christophercleveland4225 Před 7 měsíci

    Vending machine twin chilli dogs…. been there done that 😂😂

  • @TreborNovelo
    @TreborNovelo Před rokem +1

    I love getting together with the boys and doing some fluid bonding

  • @wheatonsmith
    @wheatonsmith Před rokem

    Nobody noticed tattoo boy has an unplugged mic and it’s upside down?

  • @blakimus13
    @blakimus13 Před rokem +1

    You watch, Tom has one foot out the door right now. He can’t take many more of these Toks.

  • @nathaniellange9526
    @nathaniellange9526 Před rokem

    Tom not understanding the 7 in the morning meme is funny

  • @stupidasso9739
    @stupidasso9739 Před rokem +6

    I think she secretly plays the weirdo poly people to steer Tom away from trying that shit

    • @DR-420-69
      @DR-420-69 Před rokem +1

      I think it’s backfiring with that cute blonde girl 😂

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 Před rokem

      @@DR-420-69 full black tattoo sleeves and missing half your hair isnt "cute," unless you think mental illness is cute or something

    • @DR-420-69
      @DR-420-69 Před rokem

      @@callanc3925 Thanks for the newsflash, arbiter of what other people find attractive.

  • @that44rdv4rk
    @that44rdv4rk Před rokem +1

    "drugs and a camera" ... now that's a podcast I'd watch!

  • @22neohenry
    @22neohenry Před rokem

    Those Big AZ rib sandwiches are pretty good, I've had a couple.

  • @jamescarr9860
    @jamescarr9860 Před rokem

    Notice the vending machine food says KEEP FROZEN

  • @greenones8754
    @greenones8754 Před rokem

    Fluids don't bond the float on top of each other or the mix.

  • @psychonaut1829
    @psychonaut1829 Před rokem +1

    Over the spine on the lower back is the worst.

  • @nathanpetronzio6919
    @nathanpetronzio6919 Před rokem

    2 Liter Coca Cola guy is literally the God of sound bites 😂😂😂

  • @metlhed7
    @metlhed7 Před rokem

    Yo what about those Japanese vending machines? I'd try a chili dog from one of those

  • @20000fatman
    @20000fatman Před rokem

    Definitely had one of those rib sandwichs before 🤣😂

  • @andrewmueller3391
    @andrewmueller3391 Před rokem +1

    This was a rough one this time.

  • @thehumanevolutionproject945

    Why don’t I see the toks? Christina how do you curate your tiktok. Please make a video

  • @NickTHEnooB74
    @NickTHEnooB74 Před rokem +1

    Waiting for the day they find Peter Caine Dog Training

  • @devilslettucehorticultural5292

    If ever there was an answer to the question; "what is drugs?" It's the lady with the crown. Bahahaha

  • @PhilMMorton
    @PhilMMorton Před rokem +2

    That pic of Chris P sure is accurate.

    • @Wnick56
      @Wnick56 Před rokem

      20 years ago

    • @SevenHunnid
      @SevenHunnid Před rokem

      Im a regular hood dude doing food reviews on my CZcams channel 😅

    • @na-vn5qy
      @na-vn5qy Před rokem +1

      @@SevenHunnid that no one will ever see

  • @deanvisvanathan4
    @deanvisvanathan4 Před rokem

    I look forward to the Toks every week.

  • @MrJake9998
    @MrJake9998 Před rokem

    Lmaoo I’ve followed the less tatted guy in the first vid for like a year on IG

  • @christopherblue2004
    @christopherblue2004 Před rokem

    Yes he did, he went to EatNPark.

  • @mana6316
    @mana6316 Před rokem

    Armpit hair delicacies in last video

  • @thedude1083
    @thedude1083 Před rokem

    I pooped my pants after eating a burrito from a vending machine. Fun times on the road.

  • @TommyV440
    @TommyV440 Před rokem +1

    One time in 6th grade I had a sub in my history class and I’m not joking when I say this man grabbed my teachers scissors off her desk, put his bare foot on her desk and began to trim his toe nails in class… traumatizing…

  • @Vrir16
    @Vrir16 Před rokem

    Tommy Buns, you're looking good my guy

  • @garywitkowski69
    @garywitkowski69 Před rokem +1

    I eat those exact rib sandwiches all the time #teamirongut

  • @patrickmack1173
    @patrickmack1173 Před rokem

    Love you guys. 😍

  • @bozzy7946
    @bozzy7946 Před rokem

    Is fluid bonding just boning? Call it what it is. Sometimesna hole in the stall is just a hole in the stall

  • @bookaufman9643
    @bookaufman9643 Před rokem

    I used to live in the hood and had very little money and those big azz cheeseburgers were my go to meal. If you know you know.😊

  • @Jhonka8807
    @Jhonka8807 Před rokem

    It isn't plaque, it's a salivary stone. It is a really big one though.

  • @alexcoyg3281
    @alexcoyg3281 Před rokem

    Monogomous bumper shnoogle is no joke

  • @JG3pancakes
    @JG3pancakes Před rokem +1

    Hey don't hate on Big AZ sandwiches

  • @gilldivilbiss1795
    @gilldivilbiss1795 Před rokem

    I thought that 1 person was Christina until she said that could be me I was like wow that's not

  • @THX5000
    @THX5000 Před rokem +1

    No amount of tats can make up for never getting hugs from daddy.

  • @KR-ki9hw
    @KR-ki9hw Před rokem +1

    Was that sandwich called "Big Az"?

  • @bumstead1383
    @bumstead1383 Před rokem +3

    So obvious that nobody in that entire studio has ever had a job involving physical labor bc vending machine hotdogs and rib sammy are the greatest, especially after 12hrs on your feet sweating to make a $. Loaded w mustard of course.

    • @heffe4257
      @heffe4257 Před rokem +1

      I’ve never, ever had that shit. Now Speedway food? All day.

  • @SkinneyBoi
    @SkinneyBoi Před rokem

    British cool guy looks like Jon Stewart mixed with Matthew McConaughey

  • @nightingale2424
    @nightingale2424 Před rokem

    We love u guys

  • @williamlaing8942
    @williamlaing8942 Před rokem

    I want the big king chairs again

  • @AngryBusDriver
    @AngryBusDriver Před rokem

    If food was harder to get, we wouldn't have these people... 🤣🤣

  • @jerrybaker6227
    @jerrybaker6227 Před rokem

    Why is he talking into an upside-down microphone

  • @TheJessicahammerly
    @TheJessicahammerly Před rokem

    Yeah I have a few pics of me on drugs and for some reason I always have a wig on and glasses and have taken on a diff persona lmao..

  • @redgrimgrumbult3823
    @redgrimgrumbult3823 Před 22 dny

    Are these people featured real people? How much of these people are not just tryhard influencers?

  • @TRLgoodvibesdotcom
    @TRLgoodvibesdotcom Před rokem

    Handsome guy aint lyin

  • @anthonylapan2213
    @anthonylapan2213 Před rokem +2

    Can we all just agree that the only reason that Nadav has a job is because of his laugh track. I'm so certain of this it's ridiculous

  • @mork6668
    @mork6668 Před rokem

    That's an "Offending" machine!!

  • @SystemofaDowns
    @SystemofaDowns Před rokem

    Holy crap..... That very first guy covered in tattoos..... Wow.... You think you are messed up, then you see someone like that and realize just how normal you are 😐

  • @DR-420-69
    @DR-420-69 Před rokem

    Look at Tommy when the girl with the half shaved head is talking about nonmonagamy. My man’s in love

  • @commaJim
    @commaJim Před rokem

    Oh fuck no. Teeth removal is such a big anxiety trigger 😭

  • @KR-ki9hw
    @KR-ki9hw Před rokem

    Okay, what is fluid bonding? I feel I am missing out here.

    • @notyourdad
      @notyourdad Před rokem +1

      Take 10 or 12 Benedryl and try it out.

    • @KINGofGUNS
      @KINGofGUNS Před rokem +3

      It's a neurally divergent way of saying "sex".

  • @bfunderb5899
    @bfunderb5899 Před rokem

    I honestly thought that was Madonna before Christine even said anything

  • @burgesj7
    @burgesj7 Před rokem

    Did NO ONE notice the brand of the rack o ribs was Big AZ? BIG ASS

  • @andycervantes1586
    @andycervantes1586 Před rokem +4

    Big Azz burger and chillie cheese dogs are really good. Surprisingly good.

    • @ObeseCaligula
      @ObeseCaligula Před rokem +3

      I'd try it.
      I like gas station hot dogs.
      My coworkers use to mock me so bad for my gas station hot dogs. 😆
      Luckily I had a stroke and don't have to work anymore.
      Looking back, it was probably the hot dogs.

    • @krenwregget7667
      @krenwregget7667 Před rokem

      @@ObeseCaligula well if you're going to like trash you might as well own it, haha.

  • @captchathemoment
    @captchathemoment Před 5 měsíci

    Do a remix with MGK!

  • @EMD_HOKIO
    @EMD_HOKIO Před rokem

    Can she change that thumbnail pic? She looks nothing like that 😂 goddamn

  • @mana6316
    @mana6316 Před rokem

    That was Madonna?!

  • @gungol8846
    @gungol8846 Před rokem

    YESSSSSS!

  • @robojimbo7039
    @robojimbo7039 Před rokem +2

    i like how the clown Girl forgets monogamy promotes a supportive family

  • @imsorrythatimright6082

    Christ. Humanity is crumbling

  • @saneneweyes6189
    @saneneweyes6189 Před rokem

    The coolest thing about the first guy who asked "what was your most painful tattoo" also make porn. The more you know...

    • @saneneweyes6189
      @saneneweyes6189 Před rokem

      I would be remiss I fail to mention the fact that that he has designed dildos. Dildos that I do believe have gone into production and presumably sold. Not only a cool guy but an industrious cool guy who can shoot and edit video for you (complete with drone shots) and tattoo your eye balls. Just find a place for him to park his van and he will change your life.

  • @ctfamily40
    @ctfamily40 Před rokem

    3:26 I love how people like this always smarmily say "right?" at the end of all their points as if everyone in the room already agrees with them. Like, talk about consent. Don't drag me into this, honey, you're on your own.

  • @fadew55
    @fadew55 Před rokem

    I didn't mind the stone thing till it was pulled out and I saw the gaping whole. Fuck

  • @stupidasso9739
    @stupidasso9739 Před rokem +2

    Anytime I watch these TikTok videos I think of the time I had to ride a city bus for the first time in my life and they picked up a load from the handicapped development center and I was trapped in a window seat with two mentals and the one next to me picked his nose pulled out a bloody ass booger and wiped it on the guy in the aisles shirt. I immediately made eye contact with a non mental black dude *Who was crying laughing at me btw and I started dry heaving and laughing at the same time.

  • @zariohenry3781
    @zariohenry3781 Před rokem

    Fluid bonding? Is this Gwyneth Paltrow's equally weird sister?

  • @Lancaster22
    @Lancaster22 Před rokem

    Am I the only person that loathes these new thumbnails?

  • @canUfeelMYface
    @canUfeelMYface Před rokem

    That near bald blonde is somebody's blood

  • @TreewwwyYzzerdd
    @TreewwwyYzzerdd Před 11 měsíci

    I like how "dirty slut" got re-branded as "polyamorous"

  • @micahrowe
    @micahrowe Před 7 měsíci

    That vending machine meat…when do you think those animals dies? I gotta shit just thinking about it.

  • @YaBoiJeffe
    @YaBoiJeffe Před rokem

    The thumbnail needs more airbrush

  • @geico1975
    @geico1975 Před rokem

    HA! 2-liter of Coca-Cola
    "2-liar Co-ColA"

  • @Zhougdog
    @Zhougdog Před rokem +1

    We need more tiktoks of severely deranged and disabled people.