“I’m Just Horny and Crying All the Time” - Jenny Zigrino: Jen-Z - Full Special

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  • čas přidán 11. 03. 2023
  • Jenny Zigrino shares she’s jealous of Gen Z, describes how antidepressants made her feel like a teenage boy and explains why she’s over bad weight loss science.
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Komentáře • 584

  • @ayoungethan
    @ayoungethan Před rokem +55

    "Soup is wet. Just because it's on the stove doesn't mean it's done cookin'. So get back in there, chef!"

  • @katcatheka
    @katcatheka Před rokem +120

    The one about “the soup is wet, doesn’t mean it’s ready” made me laugh so hard 😂

  • @khrysseaqi7970
    @khrysseaqi7970 Před rokem +96

    I have never wanted a person to be my friend like this girl! ❤😂🙌

    • @jennyzigrino
      @jennyzigrino Před rokem +9

      I'll be your friend!

    • @legalfictionnaturalfact3969
      @legalfictionnaturalfact3969 Před rokem +1

      The jJJjeeWw thing is annoying though, esp when it's via conversion. Oh it's a race is it? Didn't know you could convert to a different race. LOL

    • @dbunnysport
      @dbunnysport Před rokem +3

      @@jennyzigrino me too please! 😍

  • @GerLeahy
    @GerLeahy Před rokem +67

    I have never seen this woman before. She's flawless. Fantastic

    • @katrinamack444
      @katrinamack444 Před rokem +1

      that white girl she plays in fifty shades of black always has me dead 💀 the only funny part of that movie

  • @MicahBuzanANIMATION
    @MicahBuzanANIMATION Před rokem +16

    Comedy is the best therapy. I listen to these when I can't sleep

  • @raymcgrath7340
    @raymcgrath7340 Před rokem +66

    "Soup is wet but just 'cause it's on the stove, doesn't mean it's done cookin'."
    I'm using that.

  • @JacyndaMinor
    @JacyndaMinor Před rokem +32

    Jen Z is an incredibly clever title for this fantastic special.

  • @allithresher3067
    @allithresher3067 Před rokem +78

    “Get back in there, Chef!” She’s so hilarious.

  • @myprettygirl91
    @myprettygirl91 Před 8 měsíci +55

    this woman is hilarious. I have so much work to do but I couldnt stop watching lol

    • @l.harper6097
      @l.harper6097 Před 6 měsíci

      lol. That’s me at this very moment also! lol

  • @AkosuaOfewaaOpoku
    @AkosuaOfewaaOpoku Před rokem +69

    I had no idea this was (a little over) an hour long until it ended. I was glued from beginning to end; she certainly exceeded my expectations.

  • @NiechoBGC
    @NiechoBGC Před rokem +24

    LMAO.... Loved it! Beautiful. Hilarious, Sassy AF! She talked about the guy doing a rope dress, her thinking she looked like a ham, and the guy chasing her around with a pineapple, and I thought, "My God, dating is so different than it was a decade ago!"

  • @diegonardomarino3824
    @diegonardomarino3824 Před rokem +14

    She's just amazing. I'm from Argentina and she motivates me to want to continue learning English ❤

  • @lunasjade
    @lunasjade Před rokem +79

    ok Jenny Zigrino. I'm gonna need a Netflix special from you ASAP. I'm manifesting that you become mega huge in the comedy industry, like selling out countrywide tours huge. For one, I want to buy tickets to a show. Secondly, your special was fucking hilarious. I'm sharing to friends, I'm rewatching it later, I'll probably have most of your jokes memorized by the end of the week. You're so talented. Your jokes were absolutely, crying till I laugh worthy.

    • @burdenblossom9484
      @burdenblossom9484 Před rokem +3

      Did you use rosemary, basil and Old Bay in that manifestation? 😂

    • @Linejs1
      @Linejs1 Před rokem

      Yes, let’s all use our sex magic to make it happen!

    • @JC-rr2kc
      @JC-rr2kc Před 8 měsíci

      @@burdenblossom9484 😂mmmmmm, sounds better with some shellfish though

  • @ainmeile
    @ainmeile Před rokem +17

    "I'm glowing!" No you're not, you're sweating, you're going into shock, just... take a knee and get that thing outta there...
    Incredible line!

  • @maytale.7184
    @maytale.7184 Před rokem +121

    I’ve been wanting to watch a full set from Jenny and she delivered. She’s too funny!

  • @amy-louisesnelling379
    @amy-louisesnelling379 Před 8 měsíci +17

    I never expected to watch a full hour of this comedian I don’t even know but Jenny delivered. Damn, she’s a pro. 👏👏👏

  • @marktuttle6003
    @marktuttle6003 Před rokem +680

    I love how she is gorgeous and confident but still aware of the fact that some people are still stuck in the “only one type of beautiful” mindset and that she doesn’t fit that mold so she mentions it a few times early to squash it but it doesn’t ever detract from her glow.

    • @msd7544
      @msd7544 Před rokem +31

      Well said!!

    • @angelabohlen7886
      @angelabohlen7886 Před rokem +52

      I love that you just said all of those things but what I love even more is that you even thought of these things. Definitely too few of you in this world.

    • @marktuttle6003
      @marktuttle6003 Před rokem +31

      @@angelabohlen7886thank you. I was worried that it might be misinterpreted but that doesn't seem to be the case

    • @JesusIsKing301
      @JesusIsKing301 Před rokem

      Nah you definitely sound like a dumb simp.

    • @travgusmc
      @travgusmc Před rokem +21

      So wait, Obesity is beautiful now? 😂 🙄

  • @seanh8095
    @seanh8095 Před rokem +214

    This was way funnier than I expected. Her personality is as entertaining as her jokes!

  • @nicholasbragg4521
    @nicholasbragg4521 Před rokem +39

    Tired listening to this while lifting for a destresser and it’s impossible to lift to as I was laughing my ass off. Hilarious

  • @Nico5890
    @Nico5890 Před rokem +119

    First time I've heard Jenny. Holy crap, the pure absolute skill. I'm stunned!!! also my cheeks hurt from laughing
    I MUST SEE HER LIVE ASAP

  • @LuluAthil
    @LuluAthil Před rokem +10

    "I, being in my thirties, said, 'No.'" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @down-to-earth-mystery-school

    Fantastic - the laughs keep coming! And by the way Millenials, welcome to being invisible. Signed, Gen X

    • @100samanthamarie
      @100samanthamarie Před 11 měsíci

      I’m 30 and I look 17 so I’m just waiting on my wrinkles to come in so I can become invisible. I’ve always wanted to be invisible. I’ve always been in my own world like listening to music and singing in public because I love music and singing so that doesn’t help being invisible. I have severe adhd and severe anxiety so I can’t stop singing. It’s either song or have an anxiety attack in public.
      I love all generations by the way. Each has positives and negatives.
      My favorite generation is Gen z because a higher percentage of people who know about psychology and healing than the other generations. That’s the way to a better society. ❤ it’s a statistical hypothesis.

    • @etsugradlib
      @etsugradlib Před 10 měsíci +1

      At least they had a moment.. which they stole from Gen X! It lasted 20 years, BTW. Sorry the entire generation of people fawning over millennial finally ended. 😂

    • @Zyryne1
      @Zyryne1 Před 4 měsíci

      That was our lives being raised by y'all and the Boomers. Bet.
      Sincerely,
      1983 😊❤

  • @ermo5623
    @ermo5623 Před rokem +43

    She’s just adorable! & I know people say this all the time, but she truly has a smile that lights up a room! Very funny! I will be following!-from a safe distance 😁❤️

  • @nataliecohen814
    @nataliecohen814 Před rokem +26

    The producing platforms should give you all their money for more specials 🎉😂👏🏻

  • @elizabethpowell326
    @elizabethpowell326 Před 11 měsíci +10

    She got me, I was doing kegels!! 😂

  • @michaelhankins8807
    @michaelhankins8807 Před rokem +8

    I Laughed. I Cried.I Feared. Worshiping this Goddess is the Next Logical Step.
    Right? Ballsy Intelligent Humor in A Beautiful Package.
    Adonai!!!

  • @veronicafarrell6676
    @veronicafarrell6676 Před rokem +106

    She's so intellectual! Vey solid mind. That makes her comedy effective, captivating and enduring.

  • @MothraMissWorld
    @MothraMissWorld Před rokem +7

    This whole set was absolutely iconic.

  • @naomieg1041
    @naomieg1041 Před rokem +49

    She got me laughing out loud while I'm at work. Yeah, working from home

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      @jeanfoley3266 Před rokem

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  • @Pouquiloury
    @Pouquiloury Před rokem +48

    I think she's great. I can relate to so many of her stories. And when she started about performing in Berlin.... well... it still is a touchy subject... "Don’t mention the war"... and as a Jewish person making those jokes.... I was roaring with laughter. Because making those jokes, there.... it was painful and funny. She slamdunked it there.
    Being funny and gorgeous, what a presence ❤😊😂

  • @rebeccadeleon5027
    @rebeccadeleon5027 Před rokem +14

    The ending had me in tears!!! I haven't belly laughed like that in a while 😍😍

  • @MarkG80615
    @MarkG80615 Před 7 měsíci +2

    “Just because it’s on the stove, doesn’t mean it’s done cooking “! Brilliant!

  • @cenziclopedia
    @cenziclopedia Před rokem +114

    Hilarious live set! Thank you Jen for accompanying me while i did the dishes, folded my clothes and rubbed one out

  • @davesampieri
    @davesampieri Před 2 dny

    One of the funniest comedians I’ve ever watched. I go to a lot of shows and own a ton their shows (pay for their work please!) and have seen excellent comics, but I love her timing and her take on the topics in her act. She’s having fun up on the stage and the audience feels her energy. What fun!

  • @stephfoster4940
    @stephfoster4940 Před rokem +15

    This is sooooo funny! I laughed so much!
    So glad to have just been introduced to you on JTrain!😀

  • @josusa1647
    @josusa1647 Před rokem +32

    Jenny, you’re hysterical!! Very original. Loved your special!!

  • @kerch-e
    @kerch-e Před rokem +8

    She's hilarious. I hope to see her live some day

  • @k.a.236
    @k.a.236 Před rokem +14

    Saw some clips of her on shorts, she's hilarious! Looking forward to watching this 😀

  • @Nebiroze
    @Nebiroze Před rokem +8

    Just goddamn, masterful wit from the balls of patriarchy to being Fat in Japan, I fucking love Jenny Zigrino.

  • @JD-ku3xt
    @JD-ku3xt Před rokem +5

    "the tiger is our third!" 😂😂
    Can there be an in between?

  • @chelseaclerke3582
    @chelseaclerke3582 Před rokem +6

    Loved this whole show!

  • @danielleaugustine2241
    @danielleaugustine2241 Před rokem +11

    Freaking hilarious! Loved the whole set 😅

  • @leslieliu8372
    @leslieliu8372 Před rokem +7

    Jenny looks so pretty in that dress! ✨#goals

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn Před rokem +8

    i need a cocktail recipe that would make me start a business please😂

  • @lightlovemagick
    @lightlovemagick Před rokem +7

    i laughed and cried. Deeply true and hilarious.

  • @maryboros-te8wn
    @maryboros-te8wn Před rokem +8

    Dam Lady you have Insight and say what some of wish we could say😅! You rock!

  • @justin_your_cousin9273
    @justin_your_cousin9273 Před rokem +17

    "Boomers are robbing us and Gen X aint hiring us!"
    Millenials and Gen Z

  • @Sara-fb4id
    @Sara-fb4id Před rokem +5

    It was hilarious! Absolutely amazing!

  • @clumsiii
    @clumsiii Před rokem +3

    Dude, soup is wet 20:20 this set is so amazing and I'm only 1/3 of the way - and the audience response is perfect

  • @chethaynes5802
    @chethaynes5802 Před rokem +3

    HILARIOUS !
    She is a Complete and Total Babe !

  • @barbarastockham4036
    @barbarastockham4036 Před rokem +3

    Awesome!!! Such a great set!

  • @mermaiddiyartist8119
    @mermaiddiyartist8119 Před rokem +8

    Which candidate would you share a jelly bean with😂😂

  • @platystrophia
    @platystrophia Před rokem +21

    I'm so excited your full set is on CZcams!

  • @annemarieeunice6083
    @annemarieeunice6083 Před měsícem

    I love her sense of humour, humble and strong ....really made me laugh

  • @MasterGeekMX
    @MasterGeekMX Před 10 měsíci +3

    The fact I can relate so much to 30's dating while being in my mid 20's tells so much about lots of stuff...

  • @ashmac87
    @ashmac87 Před rokem +17

    She's the most millennial person ever ♥️ (I am too)

  • @ayatti26
    @ayatti26 Před rokem +14

    Jenny. Wow out of the gate funny. Either you are an amazing writer or you team is amazing. Keep them coming. Great Legs.

    • @malloryconnors
      @malloryconnors Před rokem

      Such a weird comment lol. Standups don’t have writers! and the leg thing… why?

    • @ayatti26
      @ayatti26 Před rokem +2

      @Mallory Connors check the closing credits. She is the writer. How do you think they set up their joke line up. They write them. Other comedians have writering team, they say it themselves, Chappelle, Brian. Lastly, yes, she has great legs hence the dress and not pants. She know it also.

    • @ayatti26
      @ayatti26 Před rokem

      @@axeSyntax 😂😂🤔

  • @teebellerina8783
    @teebellerina8783 Před rokem +2

    Loved the show 🥳🙌🏾

  • @BenjaminK-nf7zt
    @BenjaminK-nf7zt Před 8 měsíci +1

    I watch standup every day multiple shows. I've never commented on anyone's show but I wanted to say be super proud of this. No names and big names this is the most enjoyable, hilarious full show I've probably ever seen.tysm! I hope you get everything from your career that you want! I'd be soo proud if I were your parents and I'm definitely old enough to be.( 49)

    • @BenjaminK-nf7zt
      @BenjaminK-nf7zt Před 8 měsíci

      Oops & this is the wife of the account I'm using not a male. I just realized I was on my husband's CZcams account.

  • @yervang7322
    @yervang7322 Před 7 měsíci

    Great show! Laughed throughout the whole thing

  • @kosmickobb8570
    @kosmickobb8570 Před rokem +5

    She looks so fine! I am so in love with the outfit too! Love this and hope to see more!!

  • @GigiButterflie
    @GigiButterflie Před 6 měsíci +1

    ….. I started doing my kegels the moment she mentioned them 🤣🤣

  • @randallchristman6698
    @randallchristman6698 Před rokem +1

    I saw Jenny for the first time in ‘Bad Santa 2’ and she was hilarious and I’ve been hooked ever since.

  • @b.africa1348
    @b.africa1348 Před rokem +2

    So fn funny! Well done on this special!!!

  • @xavierzuniga4376
    @xavierzuniga4376 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Nailed it! Wtf! I a douche to never have heard your art. Gr8 job. Instant fan after first 15 mins....good to hear real women in their prime.

  • @LesleyVamos
    @LesleyVamos Před 8 měsíci

    So happy this exists!!!!

  • @cocomaire
    @cocomaire Před rokem +4

    Loved it! Super funny and charismatic. Very attractive and smart. Checking for you! Get it Girl! 🔥🔥🔥

  • @NoQuadsNoMasters
    @NoQuadsNoMasters Před rokem +6

    The drip is totally the best part of coke

  • @skywalker5thwrld
    @skywalker5thwrld Před 2 měsíci

    20:21 😂😂😂😂😂
    “Dude soup is wet! But just because it’s on the stove doesn’t mean it’s done cookin! Get back in there chef” 💀💀💀💀🤣

  • @turbulentbeauty
    @turbulentbeauty Před rokem

    Fantastic set.

  • @EamonWill
    @EamonWill Před rokem +5

    I'm not trying to ruin the joke, but I do want to point out that Germany is actually super progressive about teaching the younger generations about the Holocaust and making sure that the lesson of treating everyone equally and not being bigoted and how to see the warning signs of a controlling government or movement so that nothing like that ever happens again. Honestly, it's America that is struggling to learn from its past and account for its mistakes with the oppression of minority communities. Right now we're just doubling down on the oppression and making it worse!

  • @tinaho2347
    @tinaho2347 Před rokem +3

    Thanks for going on Ron’s podcast, I would’ve never seen this 😊😊😊

  • @jxxxtxxx7171
    @jxxxtxxx7171 Před 7 měsíci

    Great job!

  • @alexia2099
    @alexia2099 Před rokem +3

    She's great!
    Well done, young lady

  • @chelseashurmantine8153
    @chelseashurmantine8153 Před rokem +1

    This was awesome! The bidet bit killed me

  • @seaninsley4593
    @seaninsley4593 Před 5 měsíci

    Will be looking for more since watching this ….. hilarious

  • @Dr3wBaby810
    @Dr3wBaby810 Před 7 měsíci +1

    This is excellent! She's hilarious 😂 sad it took me 7 months to find it hut definitely tapped in to see what's next ❤

  • @udadni
    @udadni Před 2 měsíci

    Incredible!

  • @cindicobb6598
    @cindicobb6598 Před rokem +8

    Perfect !!! So Needed This After A Long Icky Monday!!!
    Thank You Jen!!!
    Awesome!!

  • @GregAsdourian
    @GregAsdourian Před 6 měsíci

    Great special.

  • @janefromcanada6943
    @janefromcanada6943 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Really funny! Love the rush spell part! Herbs everywhere 😂

  • @gaijingabber1056
    @gaijingabber1056 Před 6 měsíci

    loved this =)

  • @quinnaddison420
    @quinnaddison420 Před 6 měsíci +2

    One of my favorite comedians of all time. She’s so quick and dry at the same time. Delightful.

  • @hugegander9477
    @hugegander9477 Před 7 měsíci

    so funny, loved it

  • @robertacosta7586
    @robertacosta7586 Před rokem +2

    Good thing i clicked on her. first time seeing her comedy very funny.

  • @sarahbarber8780
    @sarahbarber8780 Před rokem

    I love this

  • @babalous7479
    @babalous7479 Před rokem

    Good Stuff! Nice to see comedians I don't know killin it!

  • @dragonsclawIT
    @dragonsclawIT Před 6 měsíci +1

    Jenny, you are awesome. I laughed so hard. ❤❤❤

  • @foxxxy1115
    @foxxxy1115 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Oh my god this woman is so funny I want more!!!

  • @georgiarn3915
    @georgiarn3915 Před rokem +1

    Was introduced to Jenny in Bad Santa 2, love her!

  • @trentkeyser
    @trentkeyser Před 6 měsíci

    Absolutely hilarious!

  • @agnieszkanaborowska5763

    Amazing!!!! Cheers from Poland!

  • @123yallerdog
    @123yallerdog Před 3 měsíci

    Glad I got to see this. Seems to me that you are the funniest person I've ever heard. Your understanding of psychology is extrraordinary. You use this to empathize and fascinate your audience., You are original and honest. I laughed non-stop,. Im on the look out for your show.,

  • @rimacoates6532
    @rimacoates6532 Před 8 měsíci

    love her!!

  • @JonJoBo73
    @JonJoBo73 Před 11 měsíci

    I don't know what else to say but I really really enjoyed this!

  • @nolongerinvolved
    @nolongerinvolved Před 7 měsíci

    This is so good.

  • @matildashaw5022
    @matildashaw5022 Před 8 měsíci

    This was epic ❤

  • @Ophelia_Pain
    @Ophelia_Pain Před rokem +6

    Lmfao!! My balls were in the Way!!! 🤣😆

  • @christinebates7493
    @christinebates7493 Před rokem +5

    She's super funny, loved it!

  • @Aklifedesign
    @Aklifedesign Před rokem

    @20 mins should be a real PSA. My whole family. 🤦🏾‍♀️ 😂