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To quote The Princess Bride, "Life is pain. Anyone who tells you different is selling something."
I love that
I don't remember that line. Then again, I can count the number of times I've seen The Princess Bride on one hand.
@@sakurakittynoir1400 Sounds to me like an excuse to watch it again then!
The hyena thing is for an evolutionary reason-the...ah..complexity of its...shape makes it impossible for males to have 'funtimes' with females unless the girls want it.
No shit!!!
Gamersupps, AdvancedGG, & GLYTCHenergy have been selling my ass some GOOOOOOOOOOOD shit. It's called drinking cheaper-and-healthier-than-gfuel-by the serving-&-size energy drink alternatives.
I even add each of all that shit to flavorless carbonated water in the riiiiiiight amounts & it somehow worked out deliciously.
"R-pay dungeon...." Probably the most creative work around for community guidelines that I've seen in years
The octopus was the animal I pitied most after adding up all its evolutionary drawbacks. The high intelligence and short lifespan combo really sealed it for me.
i feel bad for cheetahs cause its hard enough out there but we humans want their fur too and only recently stopped hunting them like crazy...they look too good to be this weak....they may be fast but its not like they can't get tired or theres practical use for speed in your habitat when you want to stay home..running across the country is useless lol...unless you know how to survive...its like if a human moved every day..you would get tired and run out of food...you have to settle on a spot and just hunt there.....making running a useless tool cause it needs time to build up that 60-65 mills an hour speed...so it can be caught by bigger lions cause its not that much better of a jumper or runner at first
@@razkable I do sympathize with the Cheetah's plight but when it comes to human cruelty imagine being eaten alive. In Asia its a horrible fate for an Octopus.
@@absolutezero6423 yeah wtf is wrong with my people?
Kinda the same for humans, we only have about 40 years of productive life in between being young and old, and most people spend doing routine tasks they don't like
@@nicholasc.5944 Anyone with that much is extremely fortunate compared to any wild animal. I'm not trivializing human suffering, but there's a reason why so many species consider even our literal trash a luxury.
Nikki seemed particularly horrified by the births of Kiwis, Sea Louse, and Hyenas!😆 I don't blame her. Every time I hear about Hyena childbirth it makes me cross my legs! Just, why?!
Ikr?? I think I read something about a testosterone surge during gestation that's meant to make the males feistier, but if that's correct then the same testosterone surge also could be what screwed the females over.. 😵
Yeah evolution's beef was premeditated
Yet some women say men should give birth. We would be worst off than them, according to the hyena birth lol
@@Kronosdoesshit - If it was premeditated, that would've made it intelligent design.
@@reddsmoke904Child birth is born disgusting and painful for any creature!
I like how he acknowledges that Squidward is an octopus
I know, so many people get tricked by the misnomer.
Climbing out of a tree to drop a load but can't bother to rescue your kid? Now that just brings a whole new meaning to parents not giving a crap.
Actually, I think it's more along the lines of them already knowing that chances are, by the time they get down there, somethings already made a meal of the baby.
I think that boar with the tusks growing towards its head is one of the worst. Imagine the slow painful death, of a tusk growing into your forehead, slowly piercing your skin, then skull, then finally growing enough into the brain it causes death. That’s torture. Also, cephalopods (octopus, squid and cuddle fish) have a very short lifespan. Octopus and cuttlefish average natural lifespan is around two years. Recent studies say they are as smart as human children, older than two years old but younger than 5-10 years old. There is a good book about cephalopods called Other Minds, it’s not a difficult or long read but it’s very fascinating, I recommend it.
Yeah like I have to take my work hat off every few minutes cause I got a big head and it makes me head sore after a while. Now I’m imagining that feeling but it gets tighter and tighter and tighter and tighter until literally just crushes my head.
To be fair I happens very rarely
I would rather not think about the true horror of mother nature. Sometimes it is good to be blissfully ignorant to stuff.
Hyena birth is a pain that both genders can truly understand! LMAO🤣
Both sexes to be a bit more accurate.
Good luck sleeping tonight buddy.
Hippos didn't come from whales/dolphins, they share a common ancestor. They're each others' closest living relatives.
There are also other animals that got the short end of the stick when it comes to evolution. TierZoo made a bunch of tier list for animals and there are tons of F tiers. Atlas Pro also recently started a series of island biogeography that might help explain some of the theory.
Where would you say humans are? I'd say we're a mid-tier species. We got the big brains and a higher level of physical endurance to make us absolute menaces to everything else, but we got completely nerfed in terms of both speed and strength
@@princealigorna7468 That may be true, but tool use allows us to overcome our shortfall. While a few other animals have exhibited tool use, due to our opposable thumbs, we can use far more complex tools. Not only that, we are literally extreme omnivores of the animal world. Maybe only a few species can eat things we cannot, but then those species also tend to be more specialized, so in terms of our ability to digest a lot of things puts us in higher tier compared to the rest of the animal world.
@@catbitmaster8216 yeah we are defs at the top I would say over powered when intelligence comes in to it and the ability to learn and teach
@@princealigorna7468 he put us at S.tier
Prince Aligorna Tool making immediately puts humans at the top by a _large_ margin. A simple sharp stick gives a single human enough power to 1v1 all mid-high tier species. And any other species that can still 1v1 humans in that scenario get trapped by humans' other claim to fame: their social abilities. An elephant can beat a human 1 on 1, but a group of humans can easily kill it through manipulating the environment, wearing it down, or simply swarming it with numbers.
And it isn't like tool making is a holy grail that only a chosen few can do and pass down. Put any Joe Shmoe in the wilderness for a couple weeks, and chances are they'll be able to make primitive tools.
It's to the point where if you strip a human of weapons and tools in a vs battle against, say, a tiger, you might as well strip the tiger of its teeth and claws to even the fight. Because at no point would a human go for more than a month in the wild without having some sort of weapon or tool.
For the sloth climbing down to take a sh*t thing, I think I've heard an explanation for that. I think because it only defecates once a week, all the sh*t it has accumulated in all that time comes out as one massive chunk due to it's diet. This causes it to be immensely painful, to the point where I think it actually either briefly passes out from the pain, or the pain causes it to lose it's grip since due to it being wracked with so much pain that it loses motor function during the sh*t taking process. So if this is true, the sloth HAS to descend from the tree, because trying to do it from the tree will more than likely cause it to fall from the tree, which could cause injury or death as well as making it an easy target for it's predators. Basically, taking a dump for them is an unavoidable risk they have to take, but saving their baby after it falls isn't.
the fact you were trying to remeber at the beginning was that hippos and cetaceans ( whales, dolphins and porpoises) have a common ancestor and that hippos evolved from one line that, partially, returned to terrestrial life. Essentially dolphins and Hippos are coussins, distant ones but close enough in terms of evolution.
The hyena pseudo is an elongated clitoris but it’s also the urethra and birth tract for a hyena. Female hyena’s have high testosterone levels from birth which is probably what causes this which is why I refer to them as the trans guys of the animal kingdom. They’re also larger and more dominant than males. While male hyena dominance is decided by who’s been in the clan the longest cause males leave their birth clan to join another, female dominance is more power based though I think age does play into it a bit but a lot of fights between sisters probably happen.
Nature is a horror show. No horror movie can top it. I'm gonna stay in the city.
Unfortunately, civilization is a part of nature itself.
@@jokairou489 Interestingly, might be a better term.
According to the internet, some larger squids can live to about 15 years. Also, of the largest squids, the Colossal Squid, we know very little about it. According to Casual Geographic, all that we've seen have been juveniles
Those are the Big Fin that we have only seen the Juveniles we have seen and captured adults Colossal squids.
@@mifiwi3438 Who are you explaining this to?
@@mifiwi3438 So let me get this straight, you decided to offer your knowledge on the difference between octopus and squid in a comment thread that doesn't even mention octopus? Well done. LOL
@@mifiwi3438 You clearly didn't watch the video. 18:09 "Is it Squid that live forever..." Plz, if you're going to be a dick, at least check your shit.
@@mifiwi3438 18:09 to approximately 18:30.
Dolphin, Whale and Hippo all come from one ancestor
While 1 chose to be on land the two other go to sea
You know, the only thing I really got from this video was, "Oh, so THAT'S why cheetahs always look like they're crying. Because, they suck."
Now this is how a nature documentary SHOULD BE! XD
i wod love to see more casual geographic
Me too
Fun fact: adult cicadas also don't have a mouth, and their only purpose is to mate.
Not true actually, they have a tube that they use to brink the sap and juices from trees and unlike moths they live for roughly two months
To be fair, its apparently rare for the boar's tusk to get long enough to penetrate the skull before they die.
1:30 hippos didn't come from dolphins, they're the closest land relative to cetaceans (includes both whales & dolphins)
5:27 Nature basically looked at the Kiwi and was like, "I'm going to fu*k with you, chicken."
Ok... So the Sea Louse made me think of one movie I've seen... Slither. Because that is LITERALLY what happens in it at a point! But with worm-alien-things! Honestly that was the most disturbing thing I remember from the movie other than the ending, and it still tops the ending for how messed up it was overall. (I still somewhat like the movie though, despite how cringe-worthy that whole scene was when I first watched it.)
Maybe they used the sea louse for inspiration for that scene? I've seen it now and it's weirdly similar to what's described
Go watch 'the human centipede' 😬
You guys should definitely check out Jontron’s 2 part series on food games. One of his best series easily, it’s WILD.
Neat fact about cheetahs Egyptian nobles/royalty would keep domesticated cheetahs as hunting animals
The sad thing is, the Luna moth isn't the only insect that lacks a mouth in adulthood. As an example, I think the Atlas moth got a bigger middle finger 'cause it's the largest moth in the world but can't hardly afford to use those big beautiful wings since they need that energy for mating.
Luna Moth "Existence is pain"
I thoroughly enjoyed y'all. The reaction was great! "Idk I'm not God, I can't do anything about that shit" Ctfu 🤣🤦🏾♀Omg & y'all do Mr. Ballen reactions....! #Subscribed 😂
Brubi laughed so hard when he said if I see one ill end his shit immediately 🤣
Species 2 got their reproduction idea from the Sea Louse
Octopus was the saddest.
1:24 I didn't know Chad was a cyborg
You gotta check out more of these
you both are so cool i LOVE your reactions
Hippos and dolphins share an ancestor
Be happy you're not a sea louse Nikki
there was a period in evolution where animals didn't have buttholes, but they had mouths... i dunno how that worked out
The Hyena. It is.
You should check out tier zoo
To answer your question about what the Hyena’s pseudopenis is equivalent to, the answer is actually that it is a modified clitoris.
Hippos are related to dolphins via common ancestor
Yep the point of life is to survive and reproduce. Everything else is extra. Evolution is about survival in your local environment not being the best.
Not to me.
@@ashleyjones9756 so that’s why you’re the queen of the galaxy. 🙄 😂jk ok fellow Jones… race you to the top of Mount Everest.
Sloths pass turds the size of their legs, ain't no way they gonna hang onto anything dropping a load like that.
“August 23” It’s 12:21 in the morning and I was confused for a second cuz that’s literally today 💀😭
Tell Sonic That!
Apparently the reason sloths go through the trouble of descending to the ground to do its business is because, they have symbiotic parasites in their algae covered fur that are very important to their alimentation and camouflage, and also use the sloth's droppings for laying their eggs ; and if the sloth just pooped from the tree, the droppings would just scatter everywhere instead of being neatly laid right under its usual hanging spot, and the insects wouldn't be able to use them or find the sloth afterwards. So that's why.
Also the sloth probably knows that by the time she gets down to get her baby it's probably dead from the fall already, or a nearby predator will have snatched it. So it's not worth it. Unlike entertaining the symbiotic relationship.
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I hate that I am now curious how a male and female hyena do it
What
4:12 Why?…
Boy they went into some deep depression😂😂😢
I didn’t realize this was one of my friends from Facebook wow the channel is fantastic
So this is where you are when you're not on renegade reacts
You got it
Naaah the octopus got it the worse
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You guys are severely underestimating the size of sloth shits. I'm pretty sure something like a quarter of its body weight is shit, and the process of expelling it is long and excruciating. That's why it needs to do it on solid ground.
Sweet Jesus
One of the biggest issues with Kiwis, and literally any animal native to New Zealand, is that they were totally isolated from the rest of the world. Even with Australia being right there, New Zealand had almost no mammals - save for some bat species. The animals that lived there had no real threat until humans started settling it. And then the introduction of all these new species decimated the ecosystem and nearly wiped out its native species. They're still causing problems to this day.
tldr; Kiwis didn't have killer neighbors like Ostriches and Cassowaries do, and so there was no evolutionary pressure to adapt to such threats.
The Circle of Life right? Every animal has its purpose?. Nature not Nurture?
All clichés but total truth..
There is a difference between squid and octopus.
Other than the spelling ?
Let us teach the cheetahs how to cat, or to cheetah.
Vultures are pretty fucked
well, now you can call people hyena and they wont get the insult.
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See? This is why I don't believe in God.
Hippos didn't come from dolphins or whales they came from anthracotheres