Paki Bola Mere liye Kuch nahi hai Science I पाकिस्तानी बोला मेरे लिए साइंस कुछ नहीं है
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Islam insaniyat ke khilaaf
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100%
😂😂😂
Bilkul
Islam was created to exploit the woman's body.
हे प्रभु तेरा लाख लाख शुक्र हैं के तूने मुझे भारत देश में पैदा कर भारत का वासी बनाया और सबसे बड़ी बात कि मुस्लिम नहीं बनाया 🙏🙏🙏🙏 भगवान तेरा शुक्रिया
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*Taking Money From IMF Is Not Haram* 😜😂👌🏻
Interest pe Lena bhi haram nahi hain inke liye Islam bhale hee kuch bhi kahe
💯😂
Not "taking" bruh that should be appropriated "begging" 😂😂😂
Mujara Night's 👀 Shayad ye likha hoga
😂😂😂😂how true😅😅
शाबास पाकिस्तानियो सही ट्रेक पर रहे इसी प्रकार ज़ाहलत्त फेहलते रहे है
Pakistani Public reaction ❌ comedy show ✅ 😂
Sunan Abi Dawud 2121
Narrated 'Aishah:
The Messenger of Allah (saws) married me when I was seven years old. The narrator Sulaiman said: or Six years. He had intercourse with me when I was nine years old.❤❤❤❤
Faad kar fek de jahil allah ki book
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*Duniya Aage Dekh Kar Chalti Hai*
*Ye-🇵🇰 Kam Akal Ke Log Aage Dekh*
*Kar Piche Chalte Hai* 👏🏻👌🏻🤣😂🤣😂
Aage dekhte toh kuch bhala ho jaata inka
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Sunan Abi Dawud 2121
Narrated 'Aishah:
The Messenger of Allah (saws) married me when I was seven years old. The narrator Sulaiman said: or Six years. He had intercourse with me when I was nine years old.❤❤❤❤❤
😂😂
जाहिलियत जिंदाबाद!!!!! 💪🇵🇰👈
Pakistani comedy 😃 😀 😄
99% public joker 🃏
People -------2021-2022-2023-2024
Pak people---- 2024-2023-2022-2021-1947😂😂
Sahi baat hai 😂😂😂😂
जाहिलियत की पराकाष्ठा😂😂😂
They are leading to riyast e madina 1400 year back
600 CE😂
हमर छत्तीसगढ़ी में एक कहावत हे पेट मा गु नई हे अऊ पहाड़ मा हागे 💩 बर चले हे यही हाल हैं पाकिस्तान का 😂😂😂
Pakies ..In Sahih Muslim 1453D Hadith, Prophet Muhammad advises a lady to let an adult man suckle her breasts so that he becomes her son...prove me wrong...is that right?
Thanks to Muhammad Ali Jinnah.. I respect his thoughts he was true indian 🎉🎉🎉🎉❤
Or respect karta uski agar yahan jo bachd hain unhe bhi le jata us time to.
@@amardwivedi3640 chlo koi baat nahi bhai .. main aapka dukh smj skta hu.. stay calm .
Ghar vapisi kravo jyda se jyda
Takle ke karan yah bimari bharat me rah gayi 1947 me....
For Pakistan, infants dying is not a big problem, they can produce in millions, that's their main industry😂😂😂😂😂
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Scientists would cry at corner 😂😂😂
Pakies ..In Sahih Muslim 1453D Hadith, Prophet Muhammad advises a lady to let an adult man suckle her breasts so that he becomes her son...prove me wrong...is that right?
Education is prohibited in Pakistan 😅
Nah, it's prohibited in islam .
😂edit kro in islam
ये लडका मेरे खायलसे १४०० साल के बाद नया prophet लगता है
Islami science zameen sakeen hoti aur chapti 😂😂😂
Moulobi/molla banaygaa vaccine 🤔
Best comedy 2024 👏👏👏😂😂😂
*Duniya Chand Se Suraj Pe Pahunch Gayi*
*Aur Pakistan Ke 1947 Wali Zindagi Jee Rahe Hai*
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Galat bola bhai 1400saal jee rahai zindagi
Right😅😅 isk nasal indian me v hai kuch kuch@@sandeshkumar7426
1400s
सब कुछ मोह मद के बाद ही आया
Super
आलोक भाई हां ऐसा होता है अगर मां को कोई बीमारी होती है तो डॉक्टर मना करता है जय हिन्द जय भारत वन्दे मातरम्
आलोक भाई आप भी क्या लॉजिक लड़ा रहे हैं। गोरों ने क़ुरान से सब साइंस चोरी किया है 😂 वरना गोरों के बापको भी साइंस पता नहीं था 😂😂क्या हज़रत मुहम्मद वही साइंस से अपनी आवाज़ की रिकॉर्ड नहीं रख सकते थे😂😝😝🤣
Dadda be like - chutiya bnaya tumko nbi ne 🤣🤣
Pakistan me science ban hai
Pakistan mein buddhi ka hona hi banned hai
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😂islam me ban hai
No bro Pakistan main science ha wo bhi 50 saal purana syllabus
Bhai porkistan me science ban nahi hai,
mohammad ke mazhub me science ban hai. 1400 saalo se science, humanity, logic, education, sense sab banned hai mohammad ke mazhub me.
Kon kon mante hai ki Pakistan ki science sabse upar hai
Mera L hai 😂😂
I'm speechless 🙊
पाकिस्तान में सब बैल का दूध पीते हैं, इसलिए सब बैल का दूध पीते हैं 🤣
Unko iski English samjh nai ani😂😂😂😂😂.
वा वा आलोक भाइ वा 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Ohhh bhai itni Jahiliyat😢😢
Kahani sunai deewar ki samjh rahe h mohabbatein ki😂😂😂😂
यह मदर मिल्क तो हमारे बाड़मेर राजस्थान में भी है और काफी टाइम से कम से कम 10 साल हो गए
He Bhagwan yah kya dekhna pad raha hai shukar hai ki main andha hun😂😂😂😂😂
At 8.19-36,at 16.49-17.10”sahi pakde hain,Alokji”,..at 11.35-12.44😂✔️,..at 15.07-28 absolutely right,..at 20.07-43😂🤣👏🏻👏🏻,..
20:28 time machine se jakar record karenge 🤣🤣🤣. Pakistanio ki baaton se jo hassi aati hai na woh kahi aur se nhii aati.
20:50 jahiliyat ki bhi had hoti hai ! Or
Camera me kyo dekh raha hai
Mic. mu me kyo lera hai😅😅😅❤
Is camel milk recommended by Prophet Mohammad (PBUH). 💚💚💚💚💚
Camel urine also recommended
No but camel urine is recommended by Mohammad 😂😂
Yess Camel milk with camel urine bukhari 3018, abe bail camel milk is not good to born baby madarsachaap 🤡🤡
No no camel’s pee is recommended by their mohammed 😂😂😂
आलोक भाई नमस्कार ये पागलों को समझाना बहुत मुश्किल या नामुमकिन है जय हिन्द जय भारत वन्दे मातरम् और जय श्री राम जय हनुमान जी 🚩🚩🇮🇳🇮🇳🙏🙏
11:35 baat to sahi hai 😂😂😂😂
इनकी सोच बहुत छोटी है तभी यह लोग तरक्की नहीं करते है 😂😂😂
Pakistan ❌
KITABI DUNIYA WALE ✅
Fir Moulana kehte hain humne kab development roka hain.
I appreciate pakistan..if this is against their custom and religion..they have right to do so becoz this country created on religious line...
But is it logical??? Does it makes sence....
@@shraddhas5420 if don't like u leave that religion and come to the truth ❤️ pakistan is democratic country..
भाई भारत भी ये से लोग हे बच्चे ऊपर ले देन खान देगा मोदी 😂😂😂
Fortune gives but karma takes
Bilkul sahi fatwa jari Kia hai 👏👏👏👏
Dimagi paidal pakistan me hi nahi,bharat me bhi hain 😅😂
@@sandeeptivary5332 Sahi 😂😂😂😂
Never stop enemy when they are doing mistakes
I'm in favour of fatwa
sir sir🤣🤣🤣🤣 1lak
आलोक जी,, जो आयत बकरी खा गई थी,, उसको बताओ वो इस्लामी किताबो में मौजूद है, आयशा गैर मर्द को दूध पिलाती थी, वो तो फिर भी बच्चे हैं😂😂
Yeh toh abhi dharti chapti hea eh bat nhi mantey k gol hea son kitcher mey doob jata hea moon key 2 pcs kar diya en k Navi ney
10:29 18 saal ke pahle Nikan ki baat kaun log kar rahe hain 😂
Kuchh bolunga to vivad ho jayega
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Very funny video Pakistan comedy sliow 😂😅😅
Inke navi ne gulam londi rakhi thi ye nhi rakhenge 😂😂
Sir,aapse nivedan he ki hindu drm me aane wali nichle str ki categri jase Sc,St v Obc me hone wale drm privartam pr bhi aap apna ek chenal shuru kr unko privartan krne se rokne k liye aap unko hindu drm ki main stream me jodne ka prayash kre jisse ki unme sudhar ho ske.aap abhi jinke sudhar k liye pryas kr rhe ho wo pakisthani gde he.aisha prayash yha krei insano k liye. ❤❤❤❤
आलोक भाई जिनके किताब धरती चपटी बताते हो, उनसे साऺईस की उम्मीद😮😮😮😮😮तौबा-तौबा!
इनके नबी ने टेक्नोलॉजी प्रयोग के लिये बोला।
Pick and choose!
Par day hum sab science ka use karte hai..
Chappal bhi ho sakta hai synthetic rubber ki ho😂 science again
Ram Ram 🙏
कुछ भी बोलते है... पाकिस्तानी.
The fact is agar ap chote se chote chiz me khojo toh science milega ❤
Ham kabhi nahi sudhrenge..dua karo bhai pakistan ke lite
पाखंडी लोगों से दूरी रखना अच्छा है
24:14 👌😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love you alok sir❤❤
Jai hind Jai Bharat 🙏🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
Ram Ram Alok bhai 🚩🚩🚩
SCIENCE -Kisi vastu k su vavestith su sangathit aawam kram vaddhat gyan ko vigyan karte hai
Alok Bhai sbse jyada afeem Pakistan side hoti hai , to bs ye log wo hi khaa kr baat krte hai.😂😂😅😅😅
03:03 Being a Pakistani 😂LoL🤣
Being as a Human or Human Being Nahi 😂🤣😂
Hr cheez me Islam allah tala Nabi..ye sbsa bda kaarn hai Pakistan ki barbadi ka...jitna duur rhoge Islam se utna jyada tarakki, khushali, success...Malaysia Indonesia ko dekho ..wo bhi muslim countries hai...lekin unme aur Afghanistan seria libya Somalia Sudan me phark hai...ek difference hai ..wo hai kattar islamiyat ka..jitna jyada kattar mjhab utni hi wha tbahi..yehi reason hai Pakistan ki haalat ka aaj ...jehanum bn chuka hai...insaniyat naam ki cheez nhi bacchi
2030 me hi kyu 😂😂😂😂
Kya gajab gata hai
Same thing happened in Bangladesh also.
Alok bhai bahut hi acche
Sunan Abi Dawud 2121
Narrated 'Aishah:
The Messenger of Allah (saws) married me when I was seven years old. The narrator Sulaiman said: or Six years. He had intercourse with me when I was nine years old.❤❤❤❤
Bhen bol ke shadi bhi to kar lete hai Pakistan me😂😂😂
full jazba h bhai me 😂
Good keep it up 👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jailil pak
Same rasta Bangladesh ka bhi. . .
रहने दो sir करने दो जो कर रहे है, फिर किसको कहेंगे, मां का दूध पिया है तो आ सामने 😂😂
I thing I confirmed from the Pakistani, free hai to haram nehi hai, 😂😂😂
ऐसे पाकि हि घास खाने का देश का सपना जल्दही पूरा करेंगे | लगे रहो पाकिओं😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
15:26 ha esa hota hai jab bachcha ma ke doodh ko digest nahi kar pata hai tab mere sath bhi esa hi hua tha bachpan me doctor recommends karte hai 😊
Alok sir paise de thaapad mar sakta hoon was awesome line 😂😂💪💪
Jai hind alok bhai 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
Good 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
Pakistani ke hisab sai, mobile repairing unke kitab mai 1400 Sal pehele likha hua tha. 😂
The reason is that in islam you can mary an adopted son or daughter except if he or she is fed breast milk .
Tumhare liye pak ke CZcamser ko entertainment ke liye follow karta hun😂😂😂😂😂
Pakistan's close blood bank's 😂😂
Jo khud haram Hai ..wo har Ek cheej Ko haram batate Hain
7:40 😂😂😂😂
9:16 sir ye Pakistani hai
Jay Jagannath Alok sir
Supreme Court is like me kya job choddun? 😂😂
नहीं सर कोई डाक्टर नहीं कहता। सिर्फ मां का दूध ही देना है 6 महीने तक और कुछ नहीं देना।
Ye cult nature ke bilkul khilaf hai
Sir ye mere saath hooa hai Doctor ne mother milk mna kar diya tha..kyuki wo mere ko nahi pachta tha.. mujhe cow milk diya jata tha Hospital mein wo bhi paani daal ke ptla karke.
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7:28 ..... Isne apna dimag Ghar me rakh ke aaya he ... Woh kya bol raha he use bhi nehi pata