Alinity has no chill..

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  • @jaysmooth4998
    @jaysmooth4998 Před 2 lety +167

    I’ve watched so many of these videos for like months now. Today… I finally subscribe.

  • @WalpurgisDei
    @WalpurgisDei Před 2 lety +280

    I always like hearing Nick say how much he loves Malena.

  • @jzq8807
    @jzq8807 Před 2 lety +561

    i miss the old pogo counter

  • @noahmoody4568
    @noahmoody4568 Před 2 lety +85

    Nick has the best laugh on twitch every time he laughs it makes me laugh too

  • @Cyrunix
    @Cyrunix Před 2 lety +55

    Person who got Nick to start all this was on to gold.
    He is hilarious

  • @KozmoCSS
    @KozmoCSS Před 2 lety +103

    My girlfriend doesnt watch twitch at all, but she fucking devours every clip on LSF or youtube with Malena and Nick. Whenever we're having an argument she constantly brings up "youre litterally being Nick right now, and i hate it". Malena is her hero

    • @nmplol
      @nmplol  Před 2 lety +79

      YOOO SHOUTOUT TO YOUR GF
      - malena

    • @KozmoCSS
      @KozmoCSS Před 2 lety +36

      @@nmplol Honestly this is probably the best christmas present she will get, merry christmas to all of you!

  • @swisha5005
    @swisha5005 Před 2 lety +309

    Imma keep it 100 p on a stack. No Cap. On God. Y’all two are the most entertaining duo. Merry Christmas.

  • @teejamr
    @teejamr Před 2 lety +56

    What in the world is that thumbnail. Early gang!

  • @omeganik
    @omeganik Před 2 lety +45

    4:30 Finally someone else sees the flaw in this question. 5Head Nick.

  • @kahenkilonsiika4210
    @kahenkilonsiika4210 Před 2 lety +29

    1:12 Lmao the timing was so perfect

  • @ScreentimeNOR
    @ScreentimeNOR Před 2 lety +22

    Nick's half full/half empty explanation is so fucking based it has me spiraling into an existential crisis over everything I've ever known.
    Gonna be a fun christmas

    • @lCoolPartner
      @lCoolPartner Před 2 lety +1

      How is that BASED? Ppl using that Word without thinking

  • @SMLuke215
    @SMLuke215 Před 2 lety +57

    Nick is the most confident person i’ve ever seen

  • @bakerXderek
    @bakerXderek Před 2 lety +38

    1:11 Actually happened btw

    • @0tThana
      @0tThana Před 2 lety +3

      It's been 20 hours are you ok

  • @mikkaboy
    @mikkaboy Před 2 lety +8

    Nick talking about the glass half full analogy was actually pretty deep.

  • @elaineeveyore9953
    @elaineeveyore9953 Před 2 lety +3

    Philosopher Nick can make a surprising amount of sense sometimes.

  • @a.s.2611
    @a.s.2611 Před 2 lety +83

    Everyone's afraid to admit it but im sure we'd all love to have our own type of malena.

    • @exmo7
      @exmo7 Před 2 lety +15

      Just someone to roast and will roast back but love you...

    • @Jaythepanda96
      @Jaythepanda96 Před 2 lety +3

      I'm not afraid to say it,I want a crazy bitch(joking but not joking) too love me too.

    • @HojoSinclair
      @HojoSinclair Před 2 lety +1

      No

    • @ghostbravo7127
      @ghostbravo7127 Před 2 lety

      Nope I'm good, I stick with my stable not so aggressive wife, not disrespect to Malena. They do have a loving relationship though.

  • @TheGameTrainzHD
    @TheGameTrainzHD Před 2 lety +12

    Why is everything 10x funnier than I saw it live when I watch it back on a CZcams video.

    • @Zaxamaphone
      @Zaxamaphone Před 2 lety +4

      Probably because you get the best parts on CZcams

  • @Kvh47
    @Kvh47 Před 2 lety +11

    Nick was right. when you fill a cup it is half full. when you drink till half is left it is half empty.

    • @badoem5353
      @badoem5353 Před 2 lety +1

      You're chronologically contextual

  • @number3thadream246
    @number3thadream246 Před 2 lety +6

    The half full, half empty argument went better than I would have anticipated ...

  • @sdoieqwfjhweoiuhasdo
    @sdoieqwfjhweoiuhasdo Před 2 lety +11

    I like when Nick farms TRUEING and when Malena farms THIS

  • @Justin-zx9rn
    @Justin-zx9rn Před 2 lety +7

    4:32 that shit actually makes sense

  • @XanderFenikkusu
    @XanderFenikkusu Před 2 lety +38

    "If you clip it I'll DMCA it" ---> unploads it herself on the main channel

    • @nmplol
      @nmplol  Před 2 lety +66

      thats what i gotta do to claim it bruh
      - malena

    • @tonyniko1494
      @tonyniko1494 Před 2 lety +1

      @@nmplol hi malena smile

  • @UnanimousSauce
    @UnanimousSauce Před 2 lety +3

    That half full/half empty bit actually made a lot of sense.

  • @Jaraxy
    @Jaraxy Před 2 lety +9

    3:00 really got me LULW

  • @BuckMarley
    @BuckMarley Před 2 lety +6

    You can see the gears grinding every time something REALLY PogO goes on in his head before he stops himself LUL

  • @randysavage3660
    @randysavage3660 Před 2 lety +6

    Nick is right about the Half full Half empty thing.

  • @edwin260
    @edwin260 Před 2 lety +3

    That speech at the end was really romantic.

  • @andreedwards4542
    @andreedwards4542 Před 2 lety +7

    HIS COMEDIC TIMINGG IS ELITE

  • @Scryptur
    @Scryptur Před 2 lety +1

    That half full half empty shit made so much sense

  • @bauscianerazzurro2906
    @bauscianerazzurro2906 Před 2 lety +4

    Alinity our thumbnail queen

  • @Olliarts88
    @Olliarts88 Před 2 lety +14

    Im a cook in real life im 33 y old and from EU if you serious about hirering a chef i will make chicken tenders for you every day

  • @JCLolerz
    @JCLolerz Před 2 lety +2

    "i might kilometers" LMAOO

  • @J0seph_Mother
    @J0seph_Mother Před 2 lety +4

    Life is to hard, I really might kilometres 😥

  • @JacobyFisher
    @JacobyFisher Před 2 lety +2

    1:39 chad move right there

  • @Maywek
    @Maywek Před 2 lety +1

    2:02 nobody going to mention his comedic brilliance? PogO

  • @ohaiisquidd1618
    @ohaiisquidd1618 Před 2 lety +3

    Donos are always on point on stream

  • @uno9915
    @uno9915 Před 2 lety +5

    love the thumbnail, you should post more videos with ones like that 🙂

  • @twesterny
    @twesterny Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you editor for cutting the last part out.

  • @obedguillen2442
    @obedguillen2442 Před 2 lety +1

    bro had to ruin the moment at the end lmaoooo

  • @Justin._Trudeau
    @Justin._Trudeau Před 2 lety +2

    Damn the blue and white stripe shirt is sooo cool

  • @imeaniguess.6963
    @imeaniguess.6963 Před rokem +1

    2:59 lmao!

  • @GenericGhost
    @GenericGhost Před 2 lety +2

    Haven’t watched much in a couple weeks cos life. Absolutely dying 😂😂😂

  • @user-yc9ig1nl2h
    @user-yc9ig1nl2h Před 2 lety +11


    ᅠᅠ

  • @Etrodecim
    @Etrodecim Před 2 lety +4

    If a glass is half-full doesn't that mean by default it's already half-empty? bruh I am so lost with his analogy lmao.

    • @FizzyCape
      @FizzyCape Před 2 lety +3

      He’s saying the state of the cup is defined by its intended future state.

    • @Etrodecim
      @Etrodecim Před 2 lety

      @@FizzyCape that still makes no sense.

  • @allzdeep9683
    @allzdeep9683 Před 2 lety +1

    Good ol Gas lighting lol

  • @_Unseen01
    @_Unseen01 Před 2 lety +1

    ty for cutting the speech short at the end naba

  • @-_-SpongeBob
    @-_-SpongeBob Před 2 lety +13

    0:35 S€x huh?? Must be depressing
    #AllVírgînsUnite

  • @badabing7044
    @badabing7044 Před 2 lety +2

    Nick is f**king hilarious

  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 Před 2 lety +11

    Nick’s philosophy is kinda out there man.

    • @JorgeM270
      @JorgeM270 Před 2 lety +16

      His take on the half full/empty glass actually made hella sense tbh

    • @meegssan5716
      @meegssan5716 Před 2 lety +4

      Everytime they made a argument i was like ok now im on his/her side

  • @Evemiela
    @Evemiela Před 2 lety +1

    4:30 Polomistic lmao

  • @aaronkristianlavares8121
    @aaronkristianlavares8121 Před 2 lety +1

    Starting off with nick's contagious laugh. ++ WTF IS THAT THUMBNAIL LOL

  • @BrenTOR
    @BrenTOR Před 2 lety +1

    thumbnail tom

  • @markwick11
    @markwick11 Před 2 lety +2

    ill be your chef im Aussie and i can cook a mean ramen. ( sushi chef for 6 years )

  • @hyroto4117
    @hyroto4117 Před 2 lety +1

    4:30 he is actually 5Head

  • @aslemartinsen5284
    @aslemartinsen5284 Před 2 lety +7

    Why is 'Chef' pronounced 'Shef' and not 'Tshef'?

    • @movement2contact
      @movement2contact Před 2 lety

      Cuz in English nothing makes sense... ✌️🥴

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 Před 2 lety

      same reason americans pronounce niche as nitch

  • @brettgroves7062
    @brettgroves7062 Před 2 lety +1

    In the UK females play male roles like peter pan all the time and vice versa

  • @KetzukamiGaming
    @KetzukamiGaming Před 2 lety

    0:35 noice

  • @pandalove22ify
    @pandalove22ify Před 2 lety +1

    If Malena is not careful she will lose Nick...

  • @Bneboy
    @Bneboy Před 2 lety +1

    nbalint can we get the old pogo counter? i miss it and I sometimes dont see the new one Sadge

  • @makaio5684
    @makaio5684 Před 2 lety

    the blackhammer

  • @MsIonitza
    @MsIonitza Před 2 lety +1

    I was live for the kilometres TTS still funny

  • @alexandriaa44
    @alexandriaa44 Před 2 lety

    I agree if you fill up a cup halfway it’s half full… & if you already have a full cup an drink half it is then half empty!! 😂😂🤔

  • @labakrapscalio451
    @labakrapscalio451 Před 2 lety +1

    The glass is neither half full or half empty. The glass is too big

  • @Jacket84
    @Jacket84 Před 2 lety

    But that Artesian watermark LOL Kappa

  • @Deadass.B
    @Deadass.B Před 2 lety +5

    1:22 that beard's gotta go wtf

  • @ethansparks8825
    @ethansparks8825 Před 2 lety

    Love the new Design! :)

  • @milklover2830
    @milklover2830 Před 2 lety +1

    Charlize therone and will smith suuuuuure good comparison lmao

  • @KVenturi
    @KVenturi Před 2 lety

    I might Kilometers OMEGALUL

  • @geovibing2977
    @geovibing2977 Před 2 lety +2

    Pogo time 😎

  • @MrSkeezymak
    @MrSkeezymak Před 2 lety +3

    Nick quit ditching 4Weird

  • @Humineral
    @Humineral Před 2 lety +3

    It's crazy, I feel like my GF is basically melena.
    Except more mean, and less funny.
    Maybe I should call her lazy too.

  • @hexoson
    @hexoson Před 2 lety +1

    YO I HAVE THE SAME AIR FRYER AS THEM WTF!?

  • @OKMichael999
    @OKMichael999 Před 2 lety

    bru nick da goat

  • @RedRage2697
    @RedRage2697 Před 2 lety +1

    Why did they change the pogo counter :(

  • @Revelrousthorn
    @Revelrousthorn Před 2 lety +1

    Ok you get my point you ni-
    Nick: 👀

  • @Eddieramram
    @Eddieramram Před 2 lety +3

    I hope you guys feel happy and stoned right now 🦖

  • @morphtek
    @morphtek Před 2 lety

    that bruce guy looks like eddie murphy no ?

  • @haardikjuneja
    @haardikjuneja Před 2 lety

    BEST TWITCH DUO NICKMALENANICKMALENANICKMALENANICKMALENANICKMALENANICKMALENANICKMALENANICKMALENANICKMALENANICKMALENANICKMALENANICKMALENANICKMALENANICKMALENANICKMALENANICKMALENANICKMALENANICKMALENANICKMALENANICKMALENANICKMALENA

  • @CracksMoke
    @CracksMoke Před 2 lety +2

    Oh my lord that clip of malena being lazy OMEGALUL. She also said that super sexy good lord my inner Viking is channeling

  • @Rpgesusgoingin
    @Rpgesusgoingin Před 2 lety

    Nick is pretty funny

  • @huckleberrylarry3186
    @huckleberrylarry3186 Před 2 lety +2

    i deleted my mean comment because i cant be mean like malena. i wish she was nice publicly and not such a mean person.

    • @nmplol
      @nmplol  Před 2 lety +2

      its okay Larry its definitely not for show
      - malena

  • @RAVEN_SPRING_
    @RAVEN_SPRING_ Před 2 lety

    2 weeks since the last video .. :/

  • @SuperiorRecords
    @SuperiorRecords Před 2 lety

    goddamn i cant wait till yall get married

  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 Před 2 lety

    NmpCrazy NmpCrazy NmpCrazy NmpCrazy

  • @Bammyy
    @Bammyy Před 2 lety

    Malena HYPERHARDW

  • @incredulofreeman8358
    @incredulofreeman8358 Před 2 lety

    i have a suggestion, buy fiber glass - glassware and randomly crack it on eachother's head on stream

  • @RajR96
    @RajR96 Před 2 lety +1

    1:19 ANAAAAAAAAL

  • @kakedeig
    @kakedeig Před 2 lety +1

    So, Malena have to DMCA herself now.....

  • @swervoobands
    @swervoobands Před 2 lety +1

    Eu budget for the thumbnail 🤔

  • @loomzors6741
    @loomzors6741 Před 2 lety +1

    you are my QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN 4eva

  • @OnlyOneTubing
    @OnlyOneTubing Před 2 lety +1

    why does Alinity have 3 legs on the thumbnail?

  • @jeffsanders5444
    @jeffsanders5444 Před 2 lety

    is that a swazi on her left wrist.....

  • @johndoee4964
    @johndoee4964 Před 2 lety

    Oh shit Graycen was at Mizkifs? Graybae the Gaycen of WoW

  • @xsharpy
    @xsharpy Před 2 lety +1

    Yo I need Malena's Adidas hoodie, can anyone drop a link?

    • @nmplol
      @nmplol  Před 2 lety

      I found it at nordstrom
      - malena

  • @cerealpuffsalmomd1625
    @cerealpuffsalmomd1625 Před 2 lety

    She still has no chill

  • @theewillyum48
    @theewillyum48 Před 2 lety

    Man GET THIS MAN THE SUBS HE DESERVES!!! SUB UPPPP

  • @tarick4976
    @tarick4976 Před 2 lety +3

    What does PogO mean, I am new

    • @PowerLord83
      @PowerLord83 Před 2 lety +5

      Cringe, akward.
      Basically when Nick says smt weird you say PogO which is the emote that with the face that stares at you

    • @tarick4976
      @tarick4976 Před 2 lety +1

      @@PowerLord83 OK THANK YOU FOR THE REPLY

  • @ItsAkile
    @ItsAkile Před 2 lety +4

    Feeeeeeeet

  • @vesin_9772
    @vesin_9772 Před 2 lety

    God damn

  • @fancen
    @fancen Před 2 lety

    alright