"Wet City, USA" - Polygon Plays QUIPLASH 2, Feat. Griffin, Brian, Jenna & More!

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  • @ride_ai1615
    @ride_ai1615 Před 6 lety +3616

    Clayton named this whole episode after his answer that got one vote and few laughs. Legend

    • @mvwinf
      @mvwinf Před 5 lety +97

      especially because he did so well otherwise

    • @Goatbeez
      @Goatbeez Před 5 lety +18

      Sounds like every Clayton I know

    • @mithrandirearendur1282
      @mithrandirearendur1282 Před 5 lety +6

      Piss well was so much better too!

    • @Shino12567
      @Shino12567 Před 3 lety +4

      omg thank you for pointing that out 10/10

    • @clairekaplan7417
      @clairekaplan7417 Před 3 lety +4

      I thought it deserved better. I can totally imagine a Christian water-park named Wet City, USA.

  • @Daniel-tk8fl
    @Daniel-tk8fl Před 5 lety +432

    13:42 the first thing I thought of was Edward Fingerhands but then I realized that would just be a normal dude

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 Před 4 lety +33

      the first thing i thought of was edward fuckhands and i've never screamed while laughing before this moment

    • @admeliora6226
      @admeliora6226 Před 4 lety +3

      U should watch the trixie and katya porn parody naming video

    • @esper6119
      @esper6119 Před 4 lety +14

      he's just Edward,

    • @MemoryOfGravy
      @MemoryOfGravy Před 3 lety +1

      This made me laugh for a solid minute and now my tummy hurts.

  • @jopeace8154
    @jopeace8154 Před 6 lety +1252

    “pissless” hot tub is a yucky thing to hear and think about because like .... you just know that sign is lying. it’s chock fulla piss

    • @spacetrashpile7199
      @spacetrashpile7199 Před 5 lety +43

      And like, what does that imply about every hot tub you’ve been in that didn’t have that sign

    • @1q1p1
      @1q1p1 Před 5 lety +13

      The hot tub is only filled with piss never water

    • @hickorymccay2994
      @hickorymccay2994 Před 4 lety +14

      @@spacetrashpile7199 It's like Asbestos-Free Cereal.

    • @Gnagniel
      @Gnagniel Před 3 lety +4

      @@hickorymccay2994 I once found some whole cinnamon sticks at the store labeled "Non-Irradiated" and I have so many questions

    • @TheArachnoBot
      @TheArachnoBot Před 3 lety

      @@Gnagniel Foods get irradiated for shelf life

  • @lonelyaura
    @lonelyaura Před 5 lety +1161

    HOW DID THEY NOT USE "JESUS CHRIST SUPERSLIDE" FOR THE CHRISTIAN WATERPARK QUESTION I'M SO MAD

  • @prestonlong619
    @prestonlong619 Před 6 lety +746

    "The Declaration of Indepence" is that time when Mike Pence swallowed The Declaration of Independence to try and absorb its knowledge

  • @raffitz
    @raffitz Před 5 lety +624

    Brian hates compound words, but what about Gesamtkunstwerk?

    • @saxophoniusm9850
      @saxophoniusm9850 Před 5 lety +144

      German is literally compound words and nothing else so I think he gets a free pass.

    • @annonimooseq1246
      @annonimooseq1246 Před 4 lety +41

      “Wunderkind”

    • @leahl5007
      @leahl5007 Před 2 lety +1

      Brian hates germany but only when he can hear germany

  • @excellentcloud
    @excellentcloud Před 5 lety +186

    i like how u can always tell which one is griffin because he always uses quotation marks lmao

  • @lonseytheragdoll
    @lonseytheragdoll Před 6 lety +2462

    Some good Simone honks here

    • @Renzsu
      @Renzsu Před 6 lety +105

      Seagullian

    • @thrownstair
      @thrownstair Před 6 lety +148

      The wild Simone in her natural habitat, the Polygon office.

    • @anniejo9606
      @anniejo9606 Před 6 lety +125

      God I love her

    • @petraf2069
      @petraf2069 Před 6 lety +91

      I really try to not be an asshole about her laugh, but holy shit. It's the uncanny valley of laughter. It's just so offputting.

    • @raysravens52
      @raysravens52 Před 6 lety +72

      This is her finest laughter.

  • @rileylungthief
    @rileylungthief Před 6 lety +943

    really sad that no one said “Lin Manuel Niranda”

    • @aster-disaster
      @aster-disaster Před 6 lety +19

      Right?! I was expecting it

    • @HunterJE
      @HunterJE Před 6 lety +8

      Rather surprised there wasn't

    • @agneskener9977
      @agneskener9977 Před 6 lety +26

      same, i was SURE griffin was gonna go for it lol

    • @pcg13
      @pcg13 Před 6 lety +7

      SAME. It was my immediate thought.

    • @pliable-head
      @pliable-head Před 6 lety +40

      In my own head I immediately said "Lin-Manuel Naruto"

  • @jemstipher
    @jemstipher Před 6 lety +252

    Lime me nanna, like I Lost My Name,
    Lime me nanna, like a sleight ride of shame,
    hey, nanna, lime me

  • @zackb.2655
    @zackb.2655 Před 6 lety +740

    I'm sad no one turned L.M.N. into LEMON

  • @x0molly
    @x0molly Před 6 lety +550

    brian and jenna's friendship/dynamic is my favorite thing. i just feel so happy when they're in a video!!

    • @OrionX700
      @OrionX700 Před 6 lety +39

      That's cause Jenna may or may not be posessed by Scrundler

  • @sharkofjoy
    @sharkofjoy Před 6 lety +880

    My heart felt a little lighter when both answers to the hobo question refused to play along. Thanks for existing, polygon.

    • @HunterJE
      @HunterJE Před 6 lety +154

      Yeah, was just thinking how much I appreciated that everyone was on the same page on "uhh no let's not"

    • @MadeYouLewk
      @MadeYouLewk Před 6 lety +15

      i dont really get why they didnt wanna answer it? i guess im just not thinking of a joke that could be offensive?

    • @ParadoxGavel
      @ParadoxGavel Před 6 lety +166

      Nada Problum Joking about homeless people, just in general, is really not cool.

    • @kingcrimson4133
      @kingcrimson4133 Před 4 lety +61

      @Chad Rudiaschy The kind of boundaries you're describing pushing are only funny to people who totally lack empathy.

    • @ashcorporon9755
      @ashcorporon9755 Před 4 lety +96

      @Chad Rudiaschy... at the expense of oneself. Otherwise you're just being edgy. If you tried to run a standup set at the expense of the homeless it would be a Big Yikes, guaranteed.

  • @AnselmWiercioch
    @AnselmWiercioch Před 5 lety +290

    How did I just piece together that two of my favorite internet personalities, BDG and griffin McElroy, actually work together...?

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 Před 5 lety +73

      Griff doesn't work for Polygon any more, but when he did, it was definitely a golden age for Polygon. I'm so glad Brian is still here, he's fantastic and has such a unique comic energy.

  • @kilo3989
    @kilo3989 Před 3 lety +16

    Wait, this is the origin of Pissless? I own that mug!

    • @polygon
      @polygon  Před 3 lety +14

      Honestly, props for buying a Pissless mug without any context whatsoever

    • @kilo3989
      @kilo3989 Před 3 lety +3

      @@polygon I mean, y'all talked about piss on enough Jackboxes that I was kinda like "I mean yeah sure, this is my preferred state for my mug anyway, so let's do it!"

  • @craigashley5307
    @craigashley5307 Před 6 lety +852

    Can this be a regular series called "Back to the Piss Well"

    • @Ellie-hf7mo
      @Ellie-hf7mo Před 6 lety +41

      "Truth Coming Out Of Her Piss Well To Shame Mankind"

    • @jackg3344
      @jackg3344 Před 6 lety +12

      Ellie W "And She's Doing Just Fine"

    • @lauragrace101
      @lauragrace101 Před 6 lety +5

      You know I can’t read, GRIFFIN

    • @lordtachanka903
      @lordtachanka903 Před 5 lety +3

      There’s riddle me piss on mbmbam

  • @Coyoteari
    @Coyoteari Před 4 lety +87

    The absolute RAGE of “you know I can’t read GRIFFIN”

  • @MacDoodle16
    @MacDoodle16 Před 6 lety +338

    Man I love Pat and Simone’s friendship

    • @annebeach6630
      @annebeach6630 Před 6 lety +10

      MacDoodle same they are hilarious together.

  • @MrThaes
    @MrThaes Před 6 lety +838

    LIME ME NANNA

  • @lyricperson24
    @lyricperson24 Před 5 lety +35

    i know the jurassic park one is meant to be read as “the person was killed” but i do love the implication (since the question is what they did to be banned from the park) that the person killed someone or something while at the park. like “yeah jeff came here and fucking strangled a trex with his bare hands, he’s too powerful to be allowed in”

  • @elliottloverin3289
    @elliottloverin3289 Před 6 lety +258

    YOU KNOW I CANT READ GRIFFIN!

  • @0axel078
    @0axel078 Před 6 lety +84

    Nothing will ever beat Eeyore saying “I’m so tired of burying my loved ones.”

  • @miasmacaron
    @miasmacaron Před 5 lety +28

    I almost spit out my drink when Griffin said "Lime me Nana" out loud.

  • @finn8762
    @finn8762 Před 4 lety +14

    simone's extended laughter around the 8 minute mark is so cute how it slows and starts back up again

  • @crabtactics
    @crabtactics Před 6 lety +123

    lin manuel niranda

  • @noahjalbuena-cook6877
    @noahjalbuena-cook6877 Před 6 lety +231

    SIMONE'S LAUGH IS BLESSED

  • @baylee9879
    @baylee9879 Před 5 lety +72

    Liver failure was such a good answer tho

  • @firstnamelastname5436
    @firstnamelastname5436 Před 5 lety +79

    "what should you name a cristian waterpark" h2whoah that was fun

    • @indridmothman6178
      @indridmothman6178 Před 4 lety +9

      i was surprised to see a taz reference but then i remembered griffin is Literally In This Video

  • @sydneysagehorn4224
    @sydneysagehorn4224 Před 6 lety +208

    Don't know if it's possible but a stream where the audience can vote would b really fun!

  • @harrytodhunter5078
    @harrytodhunter5078 Před 3 lety +6

    Great name for the waterpark: “Jesus slide for our sins”

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 Před 5 lety +48

    Going with the one-word rule, for LMN I immediately thought "lemon"

  • @jaijais
    @jaijais Před 6 lety +194

    simone's extended cackling made my day, what a gift

  • @bugandrews
    @bugandrews Před 4 lety +17

    As a chubby man (with body and food trauma/disorders) watching this video the first question made me go cold and tense, I was so worried. And I'm endlessly glad that everyone on the show is so cool. I cannot tell you guys how relieved and happy I was at the answers. 💙

  • @Annie-br2uh
    @Annie-br2uh Před 4 lety +5

    brian dropping a hamlet quote at 7:05 that fits perfectly in context is very on brand

  • @discocube1812
    @discocube1812 Před 5 lety +14

    for the "What you might hear Big Bird say on his deathbed" I would have put "I was the phantom of the sky", which is not only obscure as hell but also fits my niche sense of humour

  • @knick_knack
    @knick_knack Před 5 lety +57

    Literally nobody:
    Polygon: I would love to clench a manatee

  • @finnianarcherboy6836
    @finnianarcherboy6836 Před 6 lety +41

    I love Pat with all my heart. I could fall asleep to Pat’s beautiful voice

  • @Cheap_Skate
    @Cheap_Skate Před 6 lety +79

    8:57 "Ethical Non-monogamous Elf-Play"

  • @elenz903
    @elenz903 Před 6 lety +13

    7:00 this could be either 'pissless' implying that there is definitely no piss in here, or 'piss less' a command

  • @josiethompson2420
    @josiethompson2420 Před 6 lety +76

    What you shouldn't say as you're getting baptized: "Load me daddy"

  • @PowerOf47
    @PowerOf47 Před 4 lety +42

    Why does BDG sound like the lewd improvisation man: safety fan and bueracratic wunderkind?

  • @matteoamo1279
    @matteoamo1279 Před 6 lety +9

    Simones laugh at 7:50 made my dog come up to me with this very concerned look.

  • @arden.in.the.garden
    @arden.in.the.garden Před 4 lety +11

    I love Simone so much, her laugh is one of the best things I’ve ever heard ❤️

  • @MisterAppleEsq
    @MisterAppleEsq Před 6 lety +69

    It's not in the pounds, it's indepence.

  • @taakotuesdays
    @taakotuesdays Před 5 lety +129

    Quality Simone honks in this video ladies and gents and non binaries

  • @gretaxanthe4882
    @gretaxanthe4882 Před 5 lety +7

    I was today years old when I found out the Griffin in this was Griffin McElroy. 12:08

  • @nikom3084
    @nikom3084 Před 4 lety +18

    "Everyone is either a snake or they're very horny"
    new favorite quote

  • @UsotheMarshmallow
    @UsotheMarshmallow Před 5 lety +12

    y'know what would be amazing if it happened? for the acronym game it just came up with 'bdg'. i'd enter the answer bavid dilbert grian if i was there

  • @fruitylittleman8025
    @fruitylittleman8025 Před 5 lety +24

    brian’s little “........ o-o-o-oh” at 6:00 is so cute and Such A Mood

  • @aaronhauth8880
    @aaronhauth8880 Před 6 lety +41

    Can you guys PLEASE make a quiplash where you guys come up with the question? That's a cool feature in quiplash 2, and I think there can be some hilarious humor to be had here.

  • @lollipopsie_5230
    @lollipopsie_5230 Před 5 lety +7

    "pissless" is a good answer only if it's surrounded by many other hot-tubs that don't have the same sign.

  • @FullMetalMachine
    @FullMetalMachine Před 5 lety +12

    Simone's honks ARE KILLING ME

  • @maxboltzman4985
    @maxboltzman4985 Před 6 lety +29

    When I read the title of the video I wondered how they came up with a name of a water park so close to the actual Water Country, USA, a water park known best for being close to Busch Gardens Williamsburg, but watching the video really took the piss out of me.

  • @nickspeelman9174
    @nickspeelman9174 Před 4 lety +6

    Q: "The name of a disease that makes you look like a minion?" A: "Minionaire's Disease" Source - My friend during a game of Quiplash.

  • @siopaol
    @siopaol Před 6 lety +82

    another christian water park name: Merry Pissmass

  • @apeacebone6499
    @apeacebone6499 Před 6 lety +2

    "And thats how I killed every member of ZZ Top" fucking slayed me

  • @ThatOneIrishFurry
    @ThatOneIrishFurry Před 5 lety +12

    "Surfing towards victory on a massive wave of piss" Pat

  • @valentine87002
    @valentine87002 Před 4 lety +3

    clayton is so quietly iconic and i adore him. he's such a cool dude

  • @flipflopzthreeonethree1873
    @flipflopzthreeonethree1873 Před 5 lety +16

    "The piss well is a deep well" - Simone

  • @AllegoricSiren
    @AllegoricSiren Před 5 lety +6

    8:00 that laugh lol

  • @nightingem
    @nightingem Před 6 lety +7

    I’m so excited for this to happen regularly, I love you guys’ dynamics playing this game and these ‘modes’ are fantastic.

  • @31nic
    @31nic Před 4 lety +10

    3:49 this aged well

  • @slauthordraws3363
    @slauthordraws3363 Před 4 lety +3

    i live for those times when simone’s contagious laughter just gets to everyone

  • @ros7444
    @ros7444 Před 5 lety +10

    Polygon I dare you to bring this back please

  • @xiola
    @xiola Před 3 lety +2

    "What you've been searching for wasn't inside you this whole time. It was inside Brian"
    ...I mean, you're not wrong.

  • @RisingChaosWriting
    @RisingChaosWriting Před 6 lety +8

    Simone's laugh is the best part of my day every time i hear it, it's so genuine and happy. Simone is so wonderful.

  • @gayshapes6705
    @gayshapes6705 Před 6 lety +10

    I'm so glad this is becoming a regular thing

  • @8BitEggplant3
    @8BitEggplant3 Před 6 lety +11

    I knew Lime Me Nanna was a classic Simone quip

  • @sasukuto
    @sasukuto Před 6 lety +14

    I'm liking the newbies your getting in here! They are doing a really good job!

  • @headfangs
    @headfangs Před 6 lety +167

    good ole piss brigade

  • @0hate9
    @0hate9 Před 5 lety +13

    What you shouldn't say as you're getting baptized: "I'm so wet right now."

  • @daninmills
    @daninmills Před 6 lety +3

    I'm so glad these Jackbox videos are coming out more regularly, I love them to bits.

  • @Lightning-ik3so
    @Lightning-ik3so Před 4 lety +2

    I played this game with some friends the other day and we got the Christian Water Park question, to which one of them replied "We all slip n' slide short of the glory of God'

  • @Cheezbuckets
    @Cheezbuckets Před 3 lety +1

    “I would eat Mistoffelees Flakes.”
    “Depends on the toy that comes with it.”
    So, Cats-branded fleshlight???

  • @MastermindHen
    @MastermindHen Před 6 lety +7

    griffin i'm so glad you thought "leenage mutant ninja (turtles)" too

  • @jackieakremi
    @jackieakremi Před 6 lety +24

    i cannot tell what they cut/if they cut anything and it fucking haunts me

    • @jackieakremi
      @jackieakremi Před 6 lety +5

      griffin andrew mcelroy what in the whole fuck did u say that u were so worried abt

    • @adamgoodall9414
      @adamgoodall9414 Před 6 lety +29

      "THEY GET REAL WEIRD ABOUT SPLITTING THE BILL"

  • @duncanurquhart5278
    @duncanurquhart5278 Před 6 lety +13

    6:22 "Poverty Fetishism" would have been a valid pun answer, right?

  • @PhoenixFireKMS
    @PhoenixFireKMS Před 5 lety +1

    Okay the Big Bird thing made me laugh so hard that I starting coughing and had an asthma attack. Worth it lol

  • @brookb6488
    @brookb6488 Před 4 lety +3

    All i could think of during the mattress round was "ain't nothing bad ever happened on this bed!"

  • @Mcwollybob
    @Mcwollybob Před 6 lety +5

    I'd really, really, really like to see another Pokemon Nuzlocke run by Griffin!!

  • @ghostbeer_
    @ghostbeer_ Před 6 lety +11

    God I love Jackbox Saturdays

  • @alexandersowa4106
    @alexandersowa4106 Před 6 lety +4

    Back to the Piss Well needs to be the name of this series!

  • @cormorantcolors
    @cormorantcolors Před 4 lety +4

    Brian being the friend who gets really disappointed when his friends _immediately_ move away from his plan is a MOOD.

  • @Jedicake
    @Jedicake Před 6 lety +14

    god I love Simone

  • @haydenfitzgerald1315
    @haydenfitzgerald1315 Před 6 lety +28

    This video could use a bit more Juice. But he did make a human being so I'm assuming that may have caused his absence

  • @jaclynbrown7147
    @jaclynbrown7147 Před 6 lety +3

    this is the first time ive ever seen polygon post something over the weekend, neat!

  • @bartworldnomercy1046
    @bartworldnomercy1046 Před 6 lety +2

    you know im diggin that smooth bossa nova outro music

  • @mvwinf
    @mvwinf Před 5 lety +2

    what was “they get real weird about splitting the bill.” brian give us the forbidden question.

  • @raysravens52
    @raysravens52 Před 6 lety +5

    Simone has reached her final form.

  • @isaiahsabo4728
    @isaiahsabo4728 Před 3 lety +2

    Thanks for the mug Clayton

  • @destinyvoltaire
    @destinyvoltaire Před 4 lety +2

    I feel like this group would be really good at split the room

  • @petitemelusine9333
    @petitemelusine9333 Před 4 lety +1

    This video made me realize that Simone sounds exactly like Entrapta from Shera

  • @elliotfranz991
    @elliotfranz991 Před 4 lety +1

    When I saw LMN my brain immediately went to lemons and I don’t know what that says about me

  • @igormachado2194
    @igormachado2194 Před 4 lety

    This is the only quiplash video where the answers are somewhat funny. Thanks for that.

  • @lougore4721
    @lougore4721 Před 5 lety +6

    with the acronym question, why did no one go "le.mo.n"

  • @jeffeffa78
    @jeffeffa78 Před rokem

    omg, she sounds like the Mars Attacks aliens when she laughs and I LOVE IT! 7:47

  • @leahl5007
    @leahl5007 Před 2 lety +1

    Sometimes when you stare into the piss well, the piss well stares back.

  • @Proxyhedron
    @Proxyhedron Před 3 lety

    "What you shouldn't say as you're getting baptized" CANNONBALL!

  • @notjamin
    @notjamin Před 4 lety +1

    leenage mutant ninja (turtles) is such a good answer

  • @RampagingPixie
    @RampagingPixie Před 6 lety +11

    You know I can't READ GRIFFIN