Typical Germany Fan vs Average Soviet Enjoyer | HOI4 MEME

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  • @Kristof1
    @Kristof1  Před 2 lety +155

    I hope y'all enjoyed it, remember to subscribe because this train ain't stopping yet,
    remember that im not only makin these memes, but also big boyah videos!
    Check out my newest one!: czcams.com/video/AzZMNk6HQ94/video.html

  • @mentally-stable-human
    @mentally-stable-human Před 2 lety +1226

    The real reason why Nazis lost, Hitler's mustache was shorter and Stalin's mustache is big .
    Mustache is power.

    • @xuvel971
      @xuvel971 Před 2 lety +77

      Based

    • @ghostman7817
      @ghostman7817 Před 2 lety

      @Joseph Stalin Your mustache might be thicker but my dick is bigger. Cope pinko, America wins again!

    • @desolatortrooper7196
      @desolatortrooper7196 Před 2 lety +52

      I mean yes it's true.
      Look at all the trait Stalin have in HOI4 in comparison to Hitler

    • @aldens1654
      @aldens1654 Před 2 lety +8

      Based

    • @Bagus_1003
      @Bagus_1003 Před 2 lety

      Actually, Nazis Can't Defeat Soviets Because USSR Is Too Cold🆒🧊☃️❄️

  • @majormiller493
    @majormiller493 Před 2 lety +684

    Imagine telling german soldiers in Moscow that in less than 3 years they will be doing the same thing but in Berlin

    • @Anonymous-qj3sf
      @Anonymous-qj3sf Před 2 lety +96

      Yeah ... My great-grandfather went through the whole war and fought in Warsaw, Prague, Berlin. He was a counterintelligence officer of the NKVD. The brother of my other great-grandfather was a tanker and fought in Stalingrad

    • @majormiller493
      @majormiller493 Před 2 lety +10

      @@Anonymous-qj3sf did you ever had the chance to have them tell you about the war ?

    • @Anonymous-qj3sf
      @Anonymous-qj3sf Před 2 lety +85

      @@majormiller493 No, but I remember something that my grandfather told me through him. Mostly about corpses, a huge number of deaths of civilians, in general, nothing good. Nazi dogs killed 20 million Soviet civilians. My great-grandfather, who was a counterintelligence officer of the NKVD, also told my grandfather that the Germans fled en masse from the battlefield, leaving military equipment in 1944-1945, when the Soviet army surrounded them in Czechoslovakia, Poland, Romania, etc., and also about the fact that SS soldiers were not taken prisoner, because they were immediately shot or hanged. I have practically no information about my great-grandfather's brother, a tanker, except that he received a medal for courage and the Order of the Patriotic War, 2nd degree

    • @majormiller493
      @majormiller493 Před 2 lety +35

      @@Anonymous-qj3sf you should try to gather all you can about your grand and grand grandfathers, saddly we are the last generation to have the opportunity to interact with WW2 veterans, we have to do all we can to preserve their memory, I am from Yougoslavia and I'm trying to gather intels about my grand grandfathers, to see if any of them ever joined the Partisans, I also have (probably) a grandfather that fought on the german side on my mom's side familly, I'm also trying to learn more about weither he was involved in WW2 or not but it's very complicated since the last person who knew him is a aunt I've never talked to or seen

    • @Anonymous-qj3sf
      @Anonymous-qj3sf Před 2 lety +7

      @@majormiller493Yes, I learned quite a lot about my great-grandfather, not only from the stories of my grandfather, but also from the Internet. I also have his photographs, documents, medals and a leather bag that he wore during the war. I wish you good luck in finding information about your great-grandfathers.

  • @AverageWarCrimeEnjoyer
    @AverageWarCrimeEnjoyer Před rokem +84

    Germany was trying to take Sevastopol for 200+ days, in 1944 Hitler said "If we were fighting for Sevastopol that long, then they will never ever take Koenigsberg"
    It actually took Soviets *THREE. DAYS.* to take Koenigsberg

  • @gmodrules123456789
    @gmodrules123456789 Před 2 lety +2474

    Germany: "NOOOO you can't just push us back to Berlin and split our country in half NOOOO"
    USSR: "Observe"

    • @romanianturk2101
      @romanianturk2101 Před 2 lety +52

      wrong.
      Germany wasn't split in half, it was split in three. Yall acting like austria isn't germany

    • @gmodrules123456789
      @gmodrules123456789 Před 2 lety +84

      @@romanianturk2101
      Lmfao it has historically not been apart of Germany for the vast majority of its existence.

    • @urmomissofat977
      @urmomissofat977 Před 2 lety +13

      Austria is german

    • @romanianturk2101
      @romanianturk2101 Před 2 lety +8

      @@gmodrules123456789 OSTERREICH IST DEUTSCHER XAXAXAXAXAXA

    • @gmodrules123456789
      @gmodrules123456789 Před 2 lety +30

      @@urmomissofat977
      Austrians have been doing their own thing since the Middle Ages. They have always been a distinct force from the Prussians. They were apart of Germany for about 8 years, and were independent for about 400,

  • @bacca16
    @bacca16 Před 2 lety +1020

    This is actually insane, and very well done. I don’t know why it hasn’t taken off yet

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1  Před 2 lety +62

      give this bad boy time, last one took about a month to get to 10k views, and then it exploaded to 50k in no time

    • @miraakprinceofapocrypha7998
      @miraakprinceofapocrypha7998 Před 2 lety +16

      @@Kristof1 I just randomly got it on my home page it might be happening soon

    • @Dr._toast
      @Dr._toast Před 2 lety +5

      Maybe Its because of problems on Ukraine

    • @iberianslivestreams9597
      @iberianslivestreams9597 Před 2 lety

      @@Dr._toast probably

    • @krystian0128
      @krystian0128 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Kristof1 Hm, seems like it finally exploded, btw had it in my feed

  • @antonnemkov989
    @antonnemkov989 Před 2 lety +199

    The third rich is so weak that the Soviets went on side quests while simultaneously fighting the reich.

  • @secretlyhavenly570
    @secretlyhavenly570 Před 2 lety +1786

    Don't worry guys, Steiner's counterattack will work!

  • @heavystalin2419
    @heavystalin2419 Před 2 lety +480

    Germans are particularly good at 2 things:
    - Dehumanization
    - Being sausage meat

    • @poloniumperil3648
      @poloniumperil3648 Před 2 lety +5

      dont talk commie

    • @Znajomy
      @Znajomy Před 2 lety +3

      Yes, and the communists are very good at one thing:
      - Being dead

    • @awkwardbound569
      @awkwardbound569 Před 2 lety +21

      @@Znajomy cope

    • @divyanshbhattixa0967
      @divyanshbhattixa0967 Před 2 lety

      @@awkwardbound569 I will
      With a plate full of food and not literal human shit .
      You I am afraid will have to do with human shit .

    • @ezequiel717
      @ezequiel717 Před 2 lety +2

      @@divyanshbhattixa0967 Cope harder reactionary lmao

  • @xY1N
    @xY1N Před 2 lety +181

    What did we learn from this video: *never mess with Soviet union*

    • @Kejsaren
      @Kejsaren Před rokem +7

      Unless you're Ukraine.

    • @xY1N
      @xY1N Před rokem +1

      @@Kejsaren and Baltic States

    • @thekrimsonchin6023
      @thekrimsonchin6023 Před rokem +8

      afghan moment

    • @Mr_HouseHaus
      @Mr_HouseHaus Před rokem +1

      No ive learned to not send all your troops in a desert just to take Stalingrad.

    • @xY1N
      @xY1N Před rokem

      @@Mr_HouseHaus good then...

  • @mainettik
    @mainettik Před 2 lety +697

    i love how you make awesome borders, and make hoi4 the most historically possible.

  • @aucaau
    @aucaau Před 2 lety +250

    As a Soviet enjoyer, can agree.

  • @guy2026
    @guy2026 Před 2 lety +246

    Russia: "Those are some solid fortifications there, would be a shame if I deployed a million men"

    • @user-tx3dy6gk4v
      @user-tx3dy6gk4v Před 2 lety +18

      Soviet Union is not Russia

    • @guy2026
      @guy2026 Před 2 lety +13

      @@user-tx3dy6gk4v it was geographically know as Russia
      Or maybe I confused the two either way it was known as Russia geographically

    • @snaymer1858
      @snaymer1858 Před 2 lety +9

      @@user-tx3dy6gk4v The USSR was also called Russia in the media of those years.

    • @wander67
      @wander67 Před 2 lety +44

      Germany actually had more Men than USSR, and some of soviet land was taken. Human wave tactic is a myth.

    • @snaymer1858
      @snaymer1858 Před 2 lety +1

      @@wander67 indeed

  • @DrunkenCzechGaming
    @DrunkenCzechGaming Před 2 lety +644

    The only real power comes out of a long rifle.
    - Iosif Stalin

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1  Před 2 lety +54

      Give us more, wise comrade

    • @DrunkenCzechGaming
      @DrunkenCzechGaming Před 2 lety +83

      @@Kristof1
      The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.
      - Iosif Stalin

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1  Před 2 lety +32

      @@DrunkenCzechGaming Comrade, Stavka requires you to do annother one.

    • @DrunkenCzechGaming
      @DrunkenCzechGaming Před 2 lety +80

      @@Kristof1 The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.
      - Iosif Stalin

    • @benjaminrobinson7203
      @benjaminrobinson7203 Před 2 lety +43

      I don't know about the others, but the "millions deaths is a statistic" quote is fake

  • @VantasXD
    @VantasXD Před 2 lety +74

    what if you
    wanted stanligrad
    but god said
    "NO STEP BACK"

    • @tomw3886
      @tomw3886 Před rokem +1

      what if god said "whoever kills Hitler gets to go to Heaven."

    • @user-wc5gw9ep8t
      @user-wc5gw9ep8t Před rokem

      @@tomw3886 💀

  • @FreemenOfAmerica
    @FreemenOfAmerica Před 2 lety +112

    It's called "we do a little annexation". - Peter griffin.

  • @corruptedleftyxxx8869
    @corruptedleftyxxx8869 Před 2 lety +83

    Now this is real quality content.

  • @billyherington7546
    @billyherington7546 Před 2 lety +28

    Katyusha:*Start playing*
    Third Reich: Why i hear the boss fight theme???

  • @ignaciod06
    @ignaciod06 Před 2 lety +71

    You are like an actual artist holy f, this is incredibly well done.

    • @rogal1748
      @rogal1748 Před 2 lety +1

      what's so incredibly well done here? that's just a timelapse from a strategic game and some montage, nothing unusual

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1  Před 2 lety +14

      I think he meant that compared to all the other memes this one really stands out as its actually edited with almost all the options i could add, which taken like 8 hours to make, but it was worth it

    • @ignaciod06
      @ignaciod06 Před 2 lety +9

      @@rogal1748 wdym "nothing unusual" there is a lot of work behind this video.

    • @LSG_Squadron
      @LSG_Squadron Před rokem +4

      @@rogal1748 the frontlines were close to realistic, and that is ultra rare in hoi4

    • @LSG_Squadron
      @LSG_Squadron Před rokem +3

      @@rogal1748 man probably did it manually

  • @YourLocal_Overseer
    @YourLocal_Overseer Před 2 lety +51

    "Peace was never an option"
    -Joseph Stalin

  • @abedalrahmannoun4057
    @abedalrahmannoun4057 Před 2 lety +33

    "The russians did nothing but get faster"
    -stiener probably

  • @Cookie_Department
    @Cookie_Department Před 2 lety +131

    who ever was playing Germany in that game wasn't all that great. Once you get past the Dnieper it's quite easy to win.

    • @pq6251
      @pq6251 Před 2 lety +47

      once playing as Germany, I lost about 11 divisions invading Denmark, the allies simply redirected all the air and fleet there. I couldn't get it right

    • @bigbrother7604
      @bigbrother7604 Před 2 lety +6

      @@pq6251 Happens to the best of us.

    • @pq6251
      @pq6251 Před 2 lety +3

      @ToXiCcLoNe 999استنساخ Hearts of iron 4

    • @bigbrother7604
      @bigbrother7604 Před 2 lety +1

      @ToXiCcLoNe 999استنساخ Hearts of Iron 4.

    • @Cookie_Department
      @Cookie_Department Před 2 lety +1

      @ToXiCcLoNe 999استنساخ Hearts Of Iron 4

  • @sillybilly69dontresistsilly

    0:36 my smile grew with his

  • @juiyurewfyjukbsaefxhbkhjfh1456

    Forts, cannons and foreign aid will not help unless every man himself knows that he is the guard of his country."
    -carl Emil Gustav mannerheim

  • @CheemskoGiondau
    @CheemskoGiondau Před 6 měsíci +4

    Zhukov , Rokosovsky and Ivan Konev are literally the best , based player in "hardcore" HOI4

  • @mx338
    @mx338 Před rokem +7

    I am a Germany enjoyer, German Democratic Republic enjoyer.
    Posting this from my comfie commie block tower, the last bastion of affordable housing in Berlin.

  • @sofiaflorina
    @sofiaflorina Před 2 lety +26

    Never challenge Soviet to do something.

  • @Bigmouth678
    @Bigmouth678 Před 2 lety +24

    This is epic it’s like the soviets were holding back there strength

    • @live10yearsinthejointreact80
      @live10yearsinthejointreact80 Před 2 lety

      That was what the soviets were betting that the German attack would stall thanks to the scorched earth policy which heavily destroyed German supply routes and they were betting on the winter and once that Hit the soviets could go in on them and tear them apart and thanks to over extending supply lines a way to big border and finally German generals and commanders just going for glory and not working together thanks to how German high command was set up the Germany wad doomed when they walked on the doorstep to Moscow

    • @guywiththesly3321
      @guywiththesly3321 Před 2 lety +5

      @Anonymoose64 skill issue

    • @m1lks0da76
      @m1lks0da76 Před 2 lety +7

      @Anonymoose64 cope wehraboo

  • @ANAL69131
    @ANAL69131 Před 2 lety +20

    For THE MOTHERLAND!!!! URRAAAA!!!
    this was the Best edit of the Ussr vs Wehrmatch

  • @arealfpsdiehard
    @arealfpsdiehard Před 2 lety +19

    Never thought I would hear an hardstyle version of that song. Its beautiful.

  • @Michael_x7
    @Michael_x7 Před 2 lety +28

    Im not even mad when i lose to soviets as germany because it's historic

  • @beefyblom
    @beefyblom Před 2 lety +11

    1:20 in particular is a masterpiece, there's just so much hype there

  • @yesiasked
    @yesiasked Před rokem +9

    Virgin Third Reich vs Chad Soviet Union

  • @blg9330
    @blg9330 Před 2 lety +33

    How did you make this one historical on hoi4 Ive never get historical ww2

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1  Před 2 lety +27

      Im using Hoi4 as a Tool, not as a game.

  • @franknick1374
    @franknick1374 Před 2 lety +55

    as someone who made an entire lecture about WW2, the end just feels very cool

  • @anuszharmat
    @anuszharmat Před 2 lety +5

    I was an electrician and gas worker in Germany, due to political and financial reasons i had to relocate to Argentina

  • @syahdanazaini5661
    @syahdanazaini5661 Před 2 lety +4

    Why is this always appear in my recommendation 🤣🤣

  • @FriedrichBarb
    @FriedrichBarb Před 2 lety +22

    Ratio + Occupied + Cringe + Cry about it + Westerners mad

    • @justacat2
      @justacat2 Před 2 lety

      twitter is just here, follow me-->🚪🔥

    • @demetrionthered925
      @demetrionthered925 Před 2 lety

      @vineapplepizza How else could've it gone? That's exactly what happens when a fascist regime invades Soviet Union. Or one of its former states, in this case. We even have Lend-Lease going on, just like old times. Putin attacked Ukraine like Hitler attacked the USSR, and he's going to meet the same end.

  • @Mnu103
    @Mnu103 Před 2 lety +6

    This is basically what happened irl

  • @markmikolay9019
    @markmikolay9019 Před 5 měsíci +2

    That URAAAA overlaid on techno Katyusha is just 👌

  • @redengineer4380
    @redengineer4380 Před 2 lety +10

    "Sir! They've taken half our territory and continue to advance!"
    "Ah, yes. Time to start praying."
    "Are you saying all is lost, sir?"
    "Yes, for them, all is lost."

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1  Před 2 lety +2

      Half of european territorry*

    • @redengineer4380
      @redengineer4380 Před 2 lety

      @@Kristof1 Think of this conversation happening at around the time of Stalingrad or the Battle of Moscow.

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1  Před 2 lety +3

      it's still a half, or even less
      idk do you know how big russia is

    • @redengineer4380
      @redengineer4380 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Kristof1 Man, it's a joke comment on a joke video. I'm not going to be hyper-precise with my geography.

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1  Před 2 lety +2

      @@redengineer4380 pardon me, im a larper

  • @Cmaev
    @Cmaev Před rokem +5

    I love you for making this, my grandfather and many relatives on my Russian side of family died for peace and extermination of the shitty ass fasicm. Thank you.

  • @erti4531
    @erti4531 Před 2 lety +9

    The Germans and Soviets are two giat superpowers and can’t ignore the fact

  • @jhonnik6913
    @jhonnik6913 Před 2 lety +14

    So underrated broo
    I liked it
    Btw did you make music by yourself? its so cool too)

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1  Před 2 lety

      I'd wish, this music is gonna be below the video in a minute

  • @uniball5667
    @uniball5667 Před 2 lety +13

    Truly a work of art

  • @Penth0s
    @Penth0s Před 2 lety +4

    Well Edited Video !

  • @dimas9867
    @dimas9867 Před 2 lety +1

    Dont wake up the red bear while his sleeping

  • @jenkar5716
    @jenkar5716 Před rokem +3

    *Grindset above everything*
    -Joseph Ballin.

  • @gabigol52
    @gabigol52 Před 2 lety +7

    That was a pretty historically accurate round for hoi4

  • @hussargopnikcommander2254
    @hussargopnikcommander2254 Před 2 lety +76

    GO MY SOVIET BROTHEREN BRING GLORY TO THE MOTHERLAND!!!!!🇷🇺

    • @wander67
      @wander67 Před 2 lety +8

      Its flag used by RLA Who fought againist soviets :\

  • @tito61103
    @tito61103 Před 2 lety +54

    "They can't win if I put more men, than they can put ammunition." ~Stalin

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1  Před 2 lety +13

      Sounds like Mao

    • @Hys-01
      @Hys-01 Před 2 lety +8

      lol at least put more effort to make it sound authentic if you're gonna make up quotes

    • @tito61103
      @tito61103 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Kristof1 Mao was fan of Stalin

    • @americancommunist6076
      @americancommunist6076 Před 2 lety +14

      not true, soviets just became more advanced, smarter, and well equipped than the germans ever could

    • @user-uu3fn2os5h
      @user-uu3fn2os5h Před 2 lety

      @@americancommunist6076 КВ-2

  • @ariyantmishra9367
    @ariyantmishra9367 Před 2 lety +8

    This is so good imagine if this was taught at the schools in the way shown here

  • @danielefabbro822
    @danielefabbro822 Před 2 lety +13

    Bah... In my games, USSR generally is replaced by the Trotsky version and then invaded and beated. 😐

    • @Rrgaas
      @Rrgaas Před 2 lety +8

      sadly, that's every no step back dlc gameplay unless you play as the soviets

    • @danielefabbro822
      @danielefabbro822 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Rrgaas indeed. But in vanilla there's no meaning in playing soviets. No way to turn USSR into something else. Their tech tree will remain the same and so turning that gameplay into something useless and meaningless.

    • @Rrgaas
      @Rrgaas Před 2 lety +4

      @@danielefabbro822 yeah

  • @harioschtroliki
    @harioschtroliki Před 2 lety +6

    That image of Stalin is nightmare fuel

  • @coolcrafter3050
    @coolcrafter3050 Před rokem +2

    You didn’t put the definitely real part where Stalin Uno Reversed the Germans in Stalingrad.

  • @Mr_Unexpectable
    @Mr_Unexpectable Před 2 lety +7

    0:47 hahahaha there will be no surrender!!!!

  • @sturgeon.vibess4354
    @sturgeon.vibess4354 Před 2 lety +14

    Reich: takes half of the soviet union
    Stalin: you fool! *denazification noises*

  • @arm4nduk3
    @arm4nduk3 Před 2 lety +4

    The allies struggling to push through the rhine with 2:1 allied to german troops
    ussr overrunning the lines from stalingrad to berlin casually with 7 million men

  • @NarayanSingh-ym4yo
    @NarayanSingh-ym4yo Před 2 lety +2

    when blitzkrieg exe gets corrupted

  • @Cmaev
    @Cmaev Před rokem +2

    I keep rewatching this because its so good

  • @Grey_Soldier_Productions1270

    1:26 Stalin: CATCH THESE HANDS!

  • @Fishyboy02828
    @Fishyboy02828 Před 2 lety +10

    Virgin Germany/USSR player vs Gigachad Nationalist China Player

    • @EquinoxKiwi
      @EquinoxKiwi Před 2 lety +6

      Virgin Germany/USSR player/Nationalist China Player vs Gigachad Tannu Tuva Player

    • @rickrolld1367
      @rickrolld1367 Před 2 lety +4

      Virgin Germany/USSR player/Nationalist China player/Tunna Tuva player Vs Based Stalin's Children player

  • @Reallyidktbh
    @Reallyidktbh Před 19 dny +2

    Horrible logistics fan vs Disorganized army enjoyer

  • @lilballer
    @lilballer Před rokem +2

    thank you for creating this masterpiece comrade

  • @anate9
    @anate9 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Massive respect to soviets again

  • @i.a.sproduction2124
    @i.a.sproduction2124 Před 2 lety +4

    BRO EPIC, I BET THIS IS GONNA GET 1 MILLION view

  • @MaxHunterUserCR
    @MaxHunterUserCR Před 2 lety +2

    can we just appreciate how fucking amazing that katyusha remix was

    • @Duty_member
      @Duty_member Před 2 lety

      I listen to it every day on Spotify.

  • @pa6993
    @pa6993 Před 2 lety +7

    Hier mit nehme ich die kommentarsection in besitz für das Vaterland

  • @SteamyShukshee
    @SteamyShukshee Před 2 lety +9

    After all those years of ww2 on eastern front memes, people still don't get it that ussr didn't defeat nazi germany without any problems...

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1  Před 2 lety +6

      oh no, we all understand that, check out Eastory's video's

    • @gmodrules123456789
      @gmodrules123456789 Před 2 lety +4

      They lost a ton of troops in the process.

    • @canthi109
      @canthi109 Před 2 lety +7

      @Shadow TEK 1944? Operation Bagration? Hello?

    • @mastersamp9192
      @mastersamp9192 Před 2 lety +4

      Bruh this is hoi4, you can literally make Tannu Tuva conquer the planet

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1  Před 2 lety +3

      ​@Shadow TEK The Soviets weren't weak in any way other than quality of their produced goods,
      in numbers they led in infantry equipment and tanks, and yes i know that their tanks were destroyed on average 1-4 ratio by the germans.
      They won mostly because of superior numbers, and allied help in Land Lease, logistics and opening different fronts.
      By 1943 Reich's days of glory were over.

  • @HARDIMP
    @HARDIMP Před 2 lety +2

    German song: erika
    Soviet song: katysha

  • @volta1337
    @volta1337 Před 2 lety +5

    This is historically accurate

  • @spooxer
    @spooxer Před 2 lety +4

    i accidentally clicked on this. best accident of my life.

    • @beefyblom
      @beefyblom Před 2 lety

      It was no accident comrade, you instictively clicked because deep down you knew you had to see this masterpiece

    • @spooxer
      @spooxer Před 2 lety +1

      @@beefyblom *ah ok, i see now.*

  • @therevanchist9986
    @therevanchist9986 Před 2 lety +14

    I'm a new HoI4 player and my first gameplay is as Lithuania. I am now in exile hoping to regain my freedom. Any advices? I don't really have an idea what I should do besides trying to raise as many divisions as I can in London.

    • @pingasman6981
      @pingasman6981 Před 2 lety +4

      Im not very good because im pretty new too (50h), but I played as Canada once and I didn't have a big army, so I trained my troops in UK and I helped the allies push when they naval invaded Vichy France, so I guess you can try that too while being exiled

    • @therevanchist9986
      @therevanchist9986 Před 2 lety

      @@pingasman6981 Yeah but I only have 4 off map factories, not to mention I can only raise armies from London as a member of the Allies faction in exile and even if I do, anything oil related is fucked up to me, cause I would run out of it quickly. Well maybe other countries will start giving them. That pretty much means my exile army is gonna be based on infantry, which is a bad thing against Germany, unlike USSR who literally has millions of people.

    • @pingasman6981
      @pingasman6981 Před 2 lety

      @@therevanchist9986 Yeah, ik. Im just giving an idea. Im pretty new to the game too so im not very good

    • @georgian4516
      @georgian4516 Před 2 lety

      you can't

    • @therevanchist9986
      @therevanchist9986 Před 2 lety

      @@georgian4516 Can't I what?

  • @IshijimaKairo
    @IshijimaKairo Před 2 lety +2

    We do a little trolling *fixes tank transmission, spams AA*

    • @IshijimaKairo
      @IshijimaKairo Před 2 lety +1

      I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the *sound of Moscow being taken*

  • @gamingpcgamer459
    @gamingpcgamer459 Před 2 lety +2

    I liked because of the music at the end

  • @grugamersriseup7299
    @grugamersriseup7299 Před 2 lety +3

    I joined discord before CZcams and you actually make good content

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1  Před 2 lety +1

      Thank you mate, soon i'll start making even more

  • @demetrionthered925
    @demetrionthered925 Před rokem +4

    USSR is such a great clickbait. Just post "Soviets are so X because they've done Y!", then grab popcorn and watch fans and haters duke it out in the comments. Case in point: this comments section. You'd think that people would care less about a state that is long gone, but it seems like a mark that the Soviet Union left on the history is too great to just let it go.

  • @jacsacak
    @jacsacak Před 2 lety +6

    Good video comrade

  • @kanoxplayer1071
    @kanoxplayer1071 Před 2 lety +8

    austrian pinter vs gigachad

  • @blackmangaming9744
    @blackmangaming9744 Před 2 lety +3

    The real reason why germans backed off was the winter the german forces cant handle the winter but if winter never came the russians would be fucked up and lose

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1  Před 2 lety +9

      Paradoxicly, it was the russian post-summer rains, orr so called rasputica that was mainly fucked their supply carriages and forced them to stop, when ground froze, they could move further, but then came the actall harsh winter and a lot of them froze to death.

    • @user-uu3fn2os5h
      @user-uu3fn2os5h Před 2 lety +2

      Кто нибудь поймёт што мы умирали от холода большими пачками.

    • @saidblanco7696
      @saidblanco7696 Před 2 lety

      Yeah and the soviets had iglu jackets

    • @andreamarino6010
      @andreamarino6010 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes, surely. But what about no oil and rubber and 80% of the german logistic made by horses

  • @Sorieat
    @Sorieat Před 2 lety +4

    Yeah Dankus took control over USSR

  • @wowiekunsiegue5864
    @wowiekunsiegue5864 Před 2 lety +2

    Snow fall came in clutch hahaha

  • @koldonn1111
    @koldonn1111 Před rokem +1

    Both of them would fall under the "fan" category, there is no such thing as a Soviet "enjoyer".

  • @vexitoDrums
    @vexitoDrums Před 2 lety +3

    editing is superb

  • @generalpanzerfaust2387
    @generalpanzerfaust2387 Před 2 lety +3

    As a soviet player I enjoy losing my 7 million conscripts to freezing Germans, but I don't give a f*ck because I have the so much manpower

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1  Před 2 lety +2

      A honest suggestion, play China

    • @generalpanzerfaust2387
      @generalpanzerfaust2387 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Kristof1 Nah, I love my cult of personality

    • @user-uu3fn2os5h
      @user-uu3fn2os5h Před 2 lety

      А я делал коммунизм.

    • @user-uu3fn2os5h
      @user-uu3fn2os5h Před 2 lety

      И да у меня было такое лицо как у Сталина в этой анимации, но я захватил США но до Британии хер доберёшься.

    • @generalpanzerfaust2387
      @generalpanzerfaust2387 Před 2 lety +2

      @@user-uu3fn2os5h what are you saying

  • @PensPen209
    @PensPen209 Před 2 lety +1

    this is so perfectly made that’s it’s actually made be a addict i can’t click off xd

  • @stavroszotalis9194
    @stavroszotalis9194 Před 2 lety +1

    This video is the best thing that i have saw today...

  • @trafficthetrainlover
    @trafficthetrainlover Před 2 lety +3

    Virgin Erika VS Chad Katyusha

  • @rural8438
    @rural8438 Před 2 lety +5

    1:20

  • @Berogyro
    @Berogyro Před 2 lety +1

    "If you win in the war you will become hero but if you lose in the war you will become villian"

  • @Karburator357
    @Karburator357 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Это был самый масштабный come back в истории

  • @user-of8bi5sk1u
    @user-of8bi5sk1u Před 2 lety +5

    СССР❤

  • @biglongpopsicle1033
    @biglongpopsicle1033 Před 2 lety +3

    What’s makes it better is that Gigachad is Russian.

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1  Před 2 lety +2

      yeah, i had to pick between two evils

    • @smtandearthboundsuck8400
      @smtandearthboundsuck8400 Před rokem +1

      « Aryan master race » : Mfers like Goebbels and Himmler
      « communist untermensch » : Gigachads like Lenin, Stalin, Che, Fidel, Ho

  • @Xananymous
    @Xananymous Před 2 lety +2

    This enraged his father who beat him severely!

  • @aliardasezerbas7098
    @aliardasezerbas7098 Před rokem +2

    If it was summer instead of winter?

  • @wildwilly356
    @wildwilly356 Před 2 lety +8

    when ever I want to do something dumb I play Germans also I have only played ussr once because that's to much land and I'm just one mann

    • @BluesnakeAkki
      @BluesnakeAkki Před 2 lety +8

      *We* are just one man

    • @live10yearsinthejointreact80
      @live10yearsinthejointreact80 Před 2 lety +1

      Begins play soviet anthem based boosted at max volume with speakers also is it just me or is the Stalin path for the soviet union incredibly overpowered

    • @live10yearsinthejointreact80
      @live10yearsinthejointreact80 Před 2 lety +1

      Well sure you do lose a lot of generals and such but Stalin does get a lot of buffs and you don't go into a civil war and if you're smart just delete your army so you have more guns and everything else so you can have a nicer time fighting the Germans since you have well equipped divisions also in order to get war economy early just Send a attache to Spain during the Civil War

  • @H5686
    @H5686 Před 2 lety +4

    I posted this meme in a german tryhard game and got banned! XD

  • @Zero23984
    @Zero23984 Před 3 měsíci +1

    German monarchist path is the best one, I won’t hear cries

  • @yourgoingtochina5818
    @yourgoingtochina5818 Před 2 lety

    This is 30th time ive seen this in my recommended and i cant stop watching

  • @MACTEP-il1eu
    @MACTEP-il1eu Před 2 lety +3

    I dont think have ever seen a hoi4 game go any other way