How Fast Can You DIE in Minecraft?

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  • How Fast Can You Die in Minecraft? Of all the different and strange ways to die in Minecraft, which one is actually the fastest? Today we will test 40 different methods of dying with and without diamond armour to find which one is the speediest way to game end yourself. Is it lava? TNT minecarts? Ender pearl Stasis Chambers? Let's find out! I hope you enjoy!
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  • @thiswere2g
    @thiswere2g Pƙed 3 lety +6454

    wifies: how fast can you die in minecraft?
    speedrunners: *observe*

  • @jordanfredeluces6299
    @jordanfredeluces6299 Pƙed 3 lety +2811

    Nobody:
    People with keep inventory on when they want to get home

  • @arealgamer342
    @arealgamer342 Pƙed 3 lety +455

    Wifies: "We need the fastest, most accessible method of death"
    Also Wilfies: "Give a zombie a netherite axe with sharpness V and fire aspect ii with strength"

  • @rs_mind8352
    @rs_mind8352 Pƙed 3 lety +415

    The reason for the variance in your results, specifically with cactus/berries and fire, is that the player started with slightly different saturation values, meaning they were able to heal different amounts of health

  • @georger533
    @georger533 Pƙed 3 lety +2156

    "this makes things deadly.. and FUN" '_'...Yeah makes sense

    • @dogf421
      @dogf421 Pƙed 3 lety +14

      dying instantly is extremely fun

    • @alexklimek179
      @alexklimek179 Pƙed 3 lety

      Minecraft dosnt have multiplayer i don't Understand u can only play on the same consol 😡😡

    • @Jay-bw9qt
      @Jay-bw9qt Pƙed 3 lety

      @@alexklimek179 what?

    • @kathrynmiller6357
      @kathrynmiller6357 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@alexklimek179 ummmmm what? If you’re talking about on an Xbox or something maybe but on computers and switch you play it online or local

    • @alpha00z26
      @alpha00z26 Pƙed 3 lety

      what about bedrock wither

  • @darklazer44
    @darklazer44 Pƙed 3 lety +2529

    People: "a baby zombie killed him"
    *The spider that actually killed him:* "am I a joke to you?"

    • @playitonipad6168
      @playitonipad6168 Pƙed 3 lety +161

      The spider was a chad. The baby zombie just Stole the credit lel.

    • @mariuszeqq6306
      @mariuszeqq6306 Pƙed 3 lety +193

      The spider just stole the kill. Zombie did most of the job

    • @CeriseAurium
      @CeriseAurium Pƙed 3 lety +6

      Luna

    • @nooblador4806
      @nooblador4806 Pƙed 3 lety +16

      the spider was my fortnite teamate

    • @andreacorrea5921
      @andreacorrea5921 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      @@nooblador4806 so ur saying.. fartnite has teammates that steal ur kills?
      NOW THATS A ROBLOX FIGHTING GAMES TEAMERS MOMENT BRO!

  • @oliviaoconnel
    @oliviaoconnel Pƙed 3 lety +259

    The spider that actually killed philza
    “I just want my credit”

    • @Rizzed00
      @Rizzed00 Pƙed 2 lety +10

      Everyone then blamed the baby zombie, which wasnt on the death message

    • @DinoRunner
      @DinoRunner Pƙed 2 lety +6

      true but the Spider kill steeled Philza from the Baby Zombie so I think the Baby Zombie deserved the credit

    • @thehorizon8986
      @thehorizon8986 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      @@DinoRunner both do

    • @Glosm
      @Glosm Pƙed 2 lety

      @@DinoRunner what about the creeper

  • @tinodaperson7174
    @tinodaperson7174 Pƙed 3 lety +206

    "Crystals cant even kill with armor."
    It actually instakills someone with Netherite Armor

    • @Living_Murphys_Law
      @Living_Murphys_Law Pƙed 2 lety +9

      Yep, I've been watching Mumbo too.

    • @alisalamun9750
      @alisalamun9750 Pƙed rokem

      jep

    • @pilotbug6100
      @pilotbug6100 Pƙed rokem +6

      2b2t veterans are triggered by that

    • @godudespeed9680
      @godudespeed9680 Pƙed rokem +6

      I was triggered sooo hard with that
      you can put multiple crystals in one block so its instant and can be done in any dimension
      bro did you even try that

    • @AramauMeows
      @AramauMeows Pƙed rokem

      It only instakills if you jump

  • @hyperigon6115
    @hyperigon6115 Pƙed 3 lety +1121

    18:48 “No one really cares,”
    2b2t players: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Wifies
      @Wifies  Pƙed 3 lety +164

      Haha true

    • @magnusmights2265
      @magnusmights2265 Pƙed 3 lety +15

      Yes yes you are

    • @abdhd6066
      @abdhd6066 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @@Wifies The fast way is iron golam and revegar.😏😏

    • @abdhd6066
      @abdhd6066 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@SuperCatMan- i dont undestent can you tell me again .lol

    • @santiagoorgeira9142
      @santiagoorgeira9142 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      @@SuperCatMan- heve you even watched the video

  • @i-dislike-handles
    @i-dislike-handles Pƙed 3 lety +2402

    "until it was tragically ended by a baby zombie"
    *"Ph1LzA was slain by Spider"*

    • @quinnipi2400
      @quinnipi2400 Pƙed 3 lety +78

      “Aaaahhh but PHIL?! What about the spider”
      *baby zombie tho*
      BUT PHIL?!!!!!

    • @daforked7906
      @daforked7906 Pƙed 3 lety +77

      Spider: Our kill

    • @LethalNxmba
      @LethalNxmba Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Oh wuw

    • @Ehatntmtntahe
      @Ehatntmtntahe Pƙed 3 lety +16

      The baby zombie had golden armor for some reason.

    • @demonindenim
      @demonindenim Pƙed 3 lety +49

      @@Ehatntmtntahe it spawned with armour because there's an in-game difficulty level that increases as the days go by

  • @Kikithegreen
    @Kikithegreen Pƙed 3 lety +27

    18:04 Beds explode in the end and nether because there's no concept of time in either place. There's no cycle of day or night, and because when you sleep in a bed it skips it from night to day, the bed has no clue what to do; Its not night, so you cant sleep, but its not day either, so it cant tell you that you cant sleep. Thus, the bed explodes and vanishes out of existence.

    • @josiegonzalez9565
      @josiegonzalez9565 Pƙed 2 lety

      aaaaaAAAAAHHHHHH
      HOW IS THAT SO PHILISOPHICAL

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation Pƙed 2 lety +1

      It's called Player was killed by [Intentional Game Design]

    • @ilyaszaim6494
      @ilyaszaim6494 Pƙed 2 lety

      What if you just wanna take a nap?

    • @AllTerrainTurkey9974
      @AllTerrainTurkey9974 Pƙed 2 lety

      it's actually just because mojang didn't want you to set your spawn in the end. they changed their mind about the nether so now you have respawn anchors

    • @nathakornyuenyong7454
      @nathakornyuenyong7454 Pƙed 2 lety

      Uhh g- guys this could be a theory made of just game intentional design

  • @rodrigoferreiramaciel4815
    @rodrigoferreiramaciel4815 Pƙed 3 lety +25

    to this day I remember the fastest and with absolutely no counterplay way I died in minecraft
    I was making a simple mob trap where I'd kill mobs with a hit after they fell for some distance, but, while making it, something really funny happens... I had finished the floor where the mobs should spawn (around 22 block above the base) but while I went down, the mobs started spawning and my friend was close to the hole where they should fall. There was no protection against the mobs yet, just the stairs. We heard creaper sounds, there's obviously nothing around us because we were high up in the sky, when ALL OF A SUDDEN he was dead. Turns out the creaper above us would come to kill us and start the explosion cast BEFORE he fell off the trap so RIGHT when he appears to us is the moment when he explodes and there's absolutely no reaction time possible for that, he didn't even have time to touch the ground before exploding... Yes, it was really fun when happened to him, but then it happened to me too lol, I probably missed the block count or whatever but it was a pain on the buck to get it done

  • @JAY-vw8xt
    @JAY-vw8xt Pƙed 3 lety +562

    Alternative title: guy on internet talks about killing yourself in block game while occasionally getting hacked on in the background.

    • @crazyrabbit5722
      @crazyrabbit5722 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      what do you mean

    • @JAY-vw8xt
      @JAY-vw8xt Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@crazyrabbit5722 There was a bhopper that killed him in the backround.

    • @crazyrabbit5722
      @crazyrabbit5722 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@JAY-vw8xt timecode pls

  • @tristansmith1315
    @tristansmith1315 Pƙed 3 lety +5817

    *Simple, say "frick" in a Christian Minecraft server.*

    • @dishmcg1319
      @dishmcg1319 Pƙed 3 lety +173

      Or better yet say crap

    • @darklord7979
      @darklord7979 Pƙed 3 lety +243

      Say hell in the server and you don’t even get to see how long it takes

    • @ReturnOfQwari
      @ReturnOfQwari Pƙed 3 lety +114

      @@darklord7979 HEY NO CURSING IN MY CHRISTIAN MC SERVER

    • @getbonked1917
      @getbonked1917 Pƙed 3 lety +31

      You monster!

    • @ChronDelta
      @ChronDelta Pƙed 3 lety +44

      Say "badword" and you'll beat it in 0"00'00

  • @HunterIWolf
    @HunterIWolf Pƙed 2 lety +46

    End crystals:exist
    Wifies: I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that

    • @adanfuntime
      @adanfuntime Pƙed 2 lety +1

      wdym he said that in the end they are like a worse version of beds that cant even kill with Armour on

    • @SumWeirdo
      @SumWeirdo Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@adanfuntime that isnt true they 1 shot with anything on unless you hack

    • @adanfuntime
      @adanfuntime Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@SumWeirdo do u play minecraft??? bc if u beaten the game then u would know that if u punch a crystal and if u have armor on u would still be alive get better at mc kid

    • @stupidmonkey1015
      @stupidmonkey1015 Pƙed 2 lety +8

      @@adanfuntime I tested it out on java edition. Full diamond armour and if you stand right inside of the crystal it will one shot you. I took it a step further and put protection IV on the armour. Again one shot killed. Maybe you should get better at the game kid.

    • @adanfuntime
      @adanfuntime Pƙed 2 lety

      @@stupidmonkey1015 im talking about netherite armor

  • @haoyusi1615
    @haoyusi1615 Pƙed 2 lety +21

    Wifies: What is the FASTEST way to die in Minecraft
    The video: almost 20 minutes long

  • @TanguyBlanchard
    @TanguyBlanchard Pƙed 3 lety +1181

    Kinda wish that pvp footage wasn't blurred. I get what you're trying to do but it's frustrating for some reason

    • @Mousethebidoof
      @Mousethebidoof Pƙed 3 lety +7

      Same

    • @TanguyBlanchard
      @TanguyBlanchard Pƙed 3 lety +53

      @Warner Esquivel yeah, exactly. It wasn't... focused đŸ”đŸ”

    • @TanguyBlanchard
      @TanguyBlanchard Pƙed 3 lety +73

      @Warner Esquivel yeah man I understand that. However I just don't like looking at blurry stuff, it hurts my brain. I've never seen blurry footage in other commentary videos and it doesn't make me lose my focus on what they're saying to look at clear footage

    • @jmzlolo
      @jmzlolo Pƙed 3 lety +57

      I agree, it makes sense to blur when putting a key word on screen or an image but doing it constantly is just annoying

    • @FizyWater
      @FizyWater Pƙed 3 lety +13

      Same b/c I get migraines looking at blurry things đŸ€•

  • @kevener3349
    @kevener3349 Pƙed 3 lety +435

    “It’s instant”
    My lag in multiplayer: observe

  • @The_Trident_Master
    @The_Trident_Master Pƙed 3 lety +13

    8:51 He totally missed an opportunity here for the "Now THAT'S a lot of damage" meme

    • @1000-THR
      @1000-THR Pƙed 2 lety

      HHAHAHAHA OPPORTUNITY ROCER MARS JOKE HAAHAHAHAH

  • @epicldgk5877
    @epicldgk5877 Pƙed 2 lety +6

    2:15
    *cactus jumpscare*

  • @interestinglycurious
    @interestinglycurious Pƙed 3 lety +651

    Man's really made this feel like a Vsause vid and not just because the music

  • @susslery
    @susslery Pƙed 3 lety +592

    Wifies: Uses VSuace music
    Half of the whole world: *Wait, that's illegal.*

    • @oceanqueen666
      @oceanqueen666 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      ngl at the end i thought he was gonna say *"And as always, Thanks for Watching"*
      and not stay alive

    • @cabrinius
      @cabrinius Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Well the video was inspired by Vsauce, and you can tell by how he talks

    • @SamSam-im1hi
      @SamSam-im1hi Pƙed 3 lety

      I thought that too

    • @hayden7520
      @hayden7520 Pƙed 3 lety

      Unacceptable

    • @padmanabanraghavendran3570
      @padmanabanraghavendran3570 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@gavindao6754 it depends on context
      Both are correct
      Dont sound so smartass

  • @lagartino5093
    @lagartino5093 Pƙed 2 lety +7

    "*Beds in the nether are like a manual /kill*"
    Actually, no, you can survive bed explosions, you just need blast prot IV.

  • @imibuks-replit
    @imibuks-replit Pƙed 2 lety +26

    "i could not recreate dying with an elytra by expirencing kinetic energy"
    scar: AM I A JOKE?

  • @theodorehoff6484
    @theodorehoff6484 Pƙed 3 lety +603

    Actually, ibxtoycat has the record. He died in lava before the game even finished loading

    • @GMFan
      @GMFan Pƙed 3 lety +54

      That’s bedrock version

    • @sodiboo
      @sodiboo Pƙed 3 lety +112

      @@GMFan yeah, although this video is clearly about java edition i still feel that fact should’ve been included, even *if* it is on a different edition of the game

    • @randomminephoneplayer841
      @randomminephoneplayer841 Pƙed 3 lety +29

      Sure it was on Bedrock, it still is the same game. Kind of.

    • @randomminephoneplayer841
      @randomminephoneplayer841 Pƙed 3 lety +14

      Unless you are talking about redstone and a lot of game mechanics. Then they are completely different games.

    • @GMFan
      @GMFan Pƙed 3 lety +23

      The spawn and world generation coding are completely different since they are on 2 different coding languages so they shouldn’t be in the same category just how bedrock and java speed running are in different categories

  • @seabear722
    @seabear722 Pƙed 3 lety +1368

    I love how it’s playing vsause music in the background

    • @ARCHIVED9610
      @ARCHIVED9610 Pƙed 3 lety +15

      I WAS PLAYING EARTHBOUND RIGHT AS I CLICKED THE VIDEO AND I GOT A 4/128 ITEM! (croissant from mole playing rough!) YESSS

    • @andro.txt0
      @andro.txt0 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      @@ARCHIVED9610 dang, gg you are lucky, but you could get somehow luckier if i was there

    • @-GU1-
      @-GU1- Pƙed 3 lety +19

      Or is it

    • @notLL5
      @notLL5 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @Disciplexeon The Operator wdym we cant spell sos

    • @Mandy-wg4hs
      @Mandy-wg4hs Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I just wacthed vsause 2 secs ago

  • @spamtongspamton9900
    @spamtongspamton9900 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Water bucket: *exists*
    Philza: ima pretend i didn’t see that

    • @bruvibe
      @bruvibe Pƙed 3 lety

      I mean he was in pressure with all the mobs coming from behind and front and probably was more focused in killing them thinking it would have been faster

  • @injy9226
    @injy9226 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    18:01 "they explode when you try to sleep with them"

  • @Rashaexe
    @Rashaexe Pƙed 3 lety +482

    _"THAT'S ALOT OF DAMAGE!"_
    - Phil Swift, Flex Tape - Wifies

  • @captainmorganiv1034
    @captainmorganiv1034 Pƙed 3 lety +989

    The slowest way to die is starting with full hunger and saturation then Starving

  • @craftypattystudio
    @craftypattystudio Pƙed 3 lety +3

    People: When Will you use algebra?
    Me: 11:00

  • @mrsquid_
    @mrsquid_ Pƙed 2 lety +14

    some things that bother me:
    - you can just drop the anvil from higher up to instakill
    - you can place anvils on top of each other and drop them at the same time to get a quicker death (best seen in rekrap2's video)
    - also the dispenser could be faster with something like an observer clock, and you cab set up multiple too.
    - The create mod autocrafter _could_ be used to make fireworks with up to 30 or so firework balls since it expands the crafting grid.
    - you could bypass the eyeframe by timing attacks like dispensers to not attack all at the same time (repeaters, or distance)
    - didn't even mention commands

  • @SparkeyGames
    @SparkeyGames Pƙed 3 lety +619

    "drowning is the slowest way to drown in minecraft"
    powder snow: Am I a joke to you?

  • @chaosmspa8023
    @chaosmspa8023 Pƙed 3 lety +366

    Me 1 year ago: "when am I ever going to use algebra?"
    Me now: MINECRAFT

    • @key.rn718
      @key.rn718 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      @Snow Globe
      Algebra still sucks tho

    • @enzoongweekiat1711
      @enzoongweekiat1711 Pƙed 3 lety

      69th like yay

    • @fancybrehd7120
      @fancybrehd7120 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Ok 2 hours ago someone made this 69 likes who ruined it

    • @key.rn718
      @key.rn718 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@fancybrehd7120
      I most certainly did not. Ever since I pressed the like button, I have refrained from touching it ever again

    • @bingbong6176
      @bingbong6176 Pƙed 3 lety

      im staying in school because technoblade said so

  • @homebrewHousehold
    @homebrewHousehold Pƙed 3 lety +4

    thats the first time ive seen (or heard of actually) phils hardcore thing and seeing his reaction after dying was genuinely hard to watch, he looked so distraught :{

  • @kushagradeshmukh377
    @kushagradeshmukh377 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    0:27 ya, that was emotionalđŸ„Č

  • @rendomstranger8698
    @rendomstranger8698 Pƙed 3 lety +251

    "End crystals can't even kill with armour on."
    And that is where you couldn't be more wrong. Stand in the middle of them and they will do more damage than anything else in the game. The only reason you can survive being hit by one is because they are an explosion, meaning that they are weaker depending on how far you are. The same thing applies to beds so that is not a sufficient counterargument.

    • @enbnuuy
      @enbnuuy Pƙed 3 lety +14

      No it means they weren't on hard mode, because the damage scales with difficulty

    • @spacegators1775
      @spacegators1775 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      Bro and crystals are literally used for PVP in some servers

    • @rendomstranger8698
      @rendomstranger8698 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      @@enbnuuy Tell that to Dream. Their manhunts happen on easy difficulty. A single end crystal still killed all 3 hunters with full iron armour. I don't believe that difficulty scales the damage that end crystals do, only mobs.

    • @franjo5174
      @franjo5174 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@enbnuuy it dosent just the mob damgae i think

    • @rainbowspork
      @rainbowspork Pƙed 3 lety +4

      crystals do most damage if you are within 3 or 4 blocks of them and on the same Y level as them or above. If you are even 1 block below them with god armor they will only deal 2 hearts per explosion, they do quite a lot of damage if you can use them correctly(half of your entire health even with 3/4 protection 4 armor and blast protection 4 leggings). They are commonly used in pvp in many anarchy servers and some survival servers due to how much damage they deal. Respawn anchors in the overworld do a hefty amount of damage as well, a little more than end crystals if im correct but i don't know if its worth trading piglins for enough crying obsidian to create them. And end crystals can only be placed on obsidian and bedrock.

  • @ac3744
    @ac3744 Pƙed 3 lety +473

    "Sadly, I don't have any friends. :*("
    Wifies I'll be your friend!

  • @guyinaroom7771
    @guyinaroom7771 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Nice, this video made me switch to harming 2 arrows and fully decked out crossbow rockets because they're objectively better

    • @floppa26
      @floppa26 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Harming arrows 2 can't kill undead mobs

  • @safakhuffash440
    @safakhuffash440 Pƙed 2 lety

    Wifies: Beds kill instantly
    End crystal: *Are you challenging me?*

  • @brogandragota9396
    @brogandragota9396 Pƙed 3 lety +194

    wifies: entity cram minecarts
    me: no. Entity cram TNT minecarts.

    • @williamlux
      @williamlux Pƙed 3 lety +8

      Enough of them sends you past a bedrock cube through and locks you past the player limit (at least on bedrock)

    • @GrookeyYT
      @GrookeyYT Pƙed 3 lety

      True

    • @rysea9855
      @rysea9855 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@williamlux If I remember correctly, in java, if your y level is high enough, you can't join the world anymore. Might have already been patched though, idk

  • @nejakejtypek2738
    @nejakejtypek2738 Pƙed 3 lety +468

    what is the fastest way to die in minecraft?
    2b2t players: END CRYSTAL

  • @YourAverageLink
    @YourAverageLink Pƙed rokem +5

    Good video, but your experimental methods could use some work. Natural regeneration should've been turned off, for example. Also, the iron golem can one-shot you on hard mode (albeit without armor), its damage is just random actually. Though, if you count the time it takes to aggro the golem it's not too too fast

  • @viggovanhoutte4939
    @viggovanhoutte4939 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    8:46 well that's a lot of damage!
    For a moment he became phill swift.

  • @bottlegang3187
    @bottlegang3187 Pƙed 3 lety +181

    "End crystals can't even kill with armor on"
    *End crystals can literally kill multiple players all wearing full diamond on hard*

  • @Actual-Knight
    @Actual-Knight Pƙed 3 lety +340

    "hey watch this"
    **clicks on bed and dies instantly**

  • @shadowcloudgames2062
    @shadowcloudgames2062 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Fun fact: if you tried swimming in lava, you'd probably float on top due to density difference. It's molten rock. It's kind of like watching a water droplet skid accords a hot pan.

  • @astral6539
    @astral6539 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Let’s do the math for the endear pearl one here; you can trigger a trapdoor every tick and it takes 4 to kill you therefore 4 ticks. 1 tick is a twentieth of a second and so the fastest it can kill you with optimal redstone is 4 twentieths of a second or 0.2 seconds. You would also have to count in imperfect function times within the games code varying the speed at which it can kill you between 0.2 seconds to 0.38 seconds dis including potential lag as it would be unlikely to get it with this scenario (unless you are playing on a toaster). This puts it (at optimal timing) to the second spot on the leaderboard in relation to it not even being on there in the original design.

  • @leoahluwalia6616
    @leoahluwalia6616 Pƙed 3 lety +119

    3:13 "Lava is very hot" damn samuel whereda find this

  • @codecode7655
    @codecode7655 Pƙed 3 lety +183

    "I don't have any friends" - Wifies during the Apocalypse

  • @jklrcreations8900
    @jklrcreations8900 Pƙed 3 lety

    Wifies: talks about the fastest ways to die.
    Me just watching pvp in the background:

  • @xueliangchen9605
    @xueliangchen9605 Pƙed 2 lety

    Your videos are simply fun to listen to:)

  • @kazminto9618
    @kazminto9618 Pƙed 3 lety +152

    “Drowning is the same time with no armor and with armor.”
    Respiration III turtle shell: am I a joke to you?

    • @yes6612
      @yes6612 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      the one dude that breeds turtles: what’s a turtle helmet

    • @strawberrana
      @strawberrana Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@yes6612 ?

    • @happybrat8457
      @happybrat8457 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@yes6612
      ?
      They would know for sure, you'd be able to craft it when a baby turtles grows up

    • @yes6612
      @yes6612 Pƙed 3 lety

      j o k e

    • @happybrat8457
      @happybrat8457 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@yes6612 it could've been a clever joke instead of something that would be borderline dumb

  • @dinobirdsboi9551
    @dinobirdsboi9551 Pƙed 3 lety +48

    Me and my friend played a game called “Die Hard” where I’d load up a minecraft world and we were assigned an early game item from a random number generator. Then we had to obtain the item and die with it. Once I got spruce planks, and I got the spruce planks and murdered myself on berry bushes. My friend won most of the time though.

    • @Potterwolves
      @Potterwolves Pƙed 3 lety +2

      That sounds so fun I'm gonna try that

    • @dinobirdsboi9551
      @dinobirdsboi9551 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@Potterwolves lol we had to use aternos servers and generate a new world each round so it took kind of a long time

    • @prodkilobyte
      @prodkilobyte Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@dinobirdsboi9551 I see your pain, aternos servers take like 10 minutes to start up when you're creating a world.

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z Pƙed 3 lety

      @@dinobirdsboi9551 bro just go far away and repeat. Faster than loading another world

  • @yamikowakun
    @yamikowakun Pƙed 2 lety

    this video is actually like a vsauce video and it's not just the music, it's also the way its structured. why u so gud!?

  • @jp-gy3vh
    @jp-gy3vh Pƙed rokem

    “Wifies experienced kinetic energy”
    I find that death message really funny for some reason

  • @bronze1557
    @bronze1557 Pƙed 3 lety +264

    I love these "Vsauce but minecraft" kinda videos

    • @walterwhite3372
      @walterwhite3372 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Same

    • @fouziaarief5125
      @fouziaarief5125 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      But Vsauce has more confusing videos which make me question my smartness

    • @ayyyayay
      @ayyyayay Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@fouziaarief5125 yeah becuase its not just about mc and its a lot longer
      at the end of every video i forget everything he says but its still better than school

  • @vg_baby_yoda8613
    @vg_baby_yoda8613 Pƙed 3 lety +258

    "I have no friends" instantly plays an ad for Facebook

  • @mrsquid_
    @mrsquid_ Pƙed 2 lety +1

    0:50 mans got the music and all too
    2:25 cactus not feeling too good

  • @9tales9f
    @9tales9f Pƙed rokem +1

    looking back, philza 's reaction to losing years of progress was straight up chill

  • @westwindedraven.
    @westwindedraven. Pƙed 3 lety +680

    It's that easy, just cheat and use /kill
    Because cheating is totally not bad

  • @joeloliver2279
    @joeloliver2279 Pƙed 3 lety +457

    I once spawned in a lava pool..... had a hardcore world for about 3 seconds

    • @internethuman9627
      @internethuman9627 Pƙed 3 lety +42

      thats definitely the dumbest death out there.

    • @Azmie11
      @Azmie11 Pƙed 3 lety +13

      seed?

    • @joeloliver2279
      @joeloliver2279 Pƙed 3 lety +14

      @@Azmie11 idk since I was in hardcore the world was deleted

    • @aegis3505
      @aegis3505 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      rip

    • @literallybread6583
      @literallybread6583 Pƙed 3 lety +16

      @@joeloliver2279 this cannot happen. there is code specifically preventing this

  • @the_SEAT
    @the_SEAT Pƙed 2 lety +1

    When you said tnt I instantly thought: when is he gonna do beds? Talk about speed killing the dragon

  • @pilothat2914
    @pilothat2914 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    0:36 If he didn't have fire aspect he might've lived

  • @yashrawat9409
    @yashrawat9409 Pƙed 3 lety +54

    Trying to Speedrun Death% Any
    *Joins 2B2T and gets wrecked instantaneously*

    • @Pixiuchu
      @Pixiuchu Pƙed 3 lety +4

      You mean after 12 hours.

    • @safakhuffash440
      @safakhuffash440 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@Pixiuchu *Its time to hunt for new players*

  • @patrickhydar1225
    @patrickhydar1225 Pƙed 3 lety +235

    'they explode when you try to sleep WITH them'
    wifies cancelled

  • @yossipreger
    @yossipreger Pƙed 3 dny

    7:11 just a stack of milliseconds had me rolling😂😂😂

  • @scibanana3542
    @scibanana3542 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    "and here mother Earth redeems herself"
    And you're saying that right as you're fighting a fellow Minecraft player to the death...

  • @kanzaki7357
    @kanzaki7357 Pƙed 3 lety +57

    When I saw the title I immediately though of "/kill"

    • @the-rickster
      @the-rickster Pƙed 3 lety +2

      I thought of that time I lost a creative world I spent many hours building on because I made a repeating command block that said “/Kill @e” and turning it on ;-;

    • @MakerManX
      @MakerManX Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@the-rickster you could have turned off command blocks in the settings of your world

    • @the-rickster
      @the-rickster Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@MakerManX Yeah but I was stupid and 9 so I didn’t know that lol

  • @howihave400subs2
    @howihave400subs2 Pƙed 3 lety +113

    8:52 "that's alot of damage"

  • @Shadoxite
    @Shadoxite Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Warden: ah yes a worthy opponent. OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY

  • @MisterMoodyHere
    @MisterMoodyHere Pƙed rokem

    “A stack of milliseconds”
    This is why I love this CZcamsr

  • @otterax2617
    @otterax2617 Pƙed 3 lety +93

    “Dumb ways to die.... so many dumb ways to die...”

  • @blakewilkins5385
    @blakewilkins5385 Pƙed 3 lety +292

    He doesn’t click fast enough he could shave off a few milliseconds.

    • @adnspiegel
      @adnspiegel Pƙed 3 lety +11

      he explained how he cant spam rockets lol

    • @Sharky2701
      @Sharky2701 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@adnspiegel yea ur rite

    • @Noefure
      @Noefure Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@adnspiegel but he did it when he did it with armor đŸ™ŒđŸœ (armour idk)

    • @poggersquirrel583
      @poggersquirrel583 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Click harder

    • @Biggermeatyhooks
      @Biggermeatyhooks Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@Noefure Umm I think armour is a British version of armor, so UK English or US English.

  • @austenstaley449
    @austenstaley449 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    When you find out that /kill is the fastest

  • @alexjacobs354
    @alexjacobs354 Pƙed 3 lety +217

    "Lava is... very hot"
    - Wifies 2020

    • @nasppoke3223
      @nasppoke3223 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      Hot lava đŸš«đŸš«đŸš«đŸš«đŸš«

    • @nasppoke3223
      @nasppoke3223 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      Spicy Lava✔✔✔✔

    • @ajsport31
      @ajsport31 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      *Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor*

    • @FunniMemezOnly
      @FunniMemezOnly Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this..

    • @ethansimmons82
      @ethansimmons82 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      "Lava is... very hot"
      -Vsauce 2020

  • @ImaErick
    @ImaErick Pƙed 3 lety +188

    ‘Fireworks can actually be very deadly’
    Technoblade: *whomst has awoken the ancient one*

    • @itslejogd
      @itslejogd Pƙed 3 lety +7

      True

    • @someperson9998
      @someperson9998 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      that's exactly what I thought when he said that lol

    • @pogius5553
      @pogius5553 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      When I heard fireworks, I thought of the L’manberg festival massacre.

    • @cara32132
      @cara32132 Pƙed rokem

      @@pogius5553 me too

  • @avicennaaqala7211
    @avicennaaqala7211 Pƙed 2 lety

    Yeah, the both bed and respawn anchor explosion are so powerful

  • @wolfin13
    @wolfin13 Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci +1

    14:37 the ghast deals 1000 hp - but only to other ghasts

  • @technorazor976
    @technorazor976 Pƙed 3 lety +143

    The blur effect is pretty disturbing when there's nothing else to focus on; I have to look away from the video or rub my eyes. Please use the blur effect in the background with something else to watch, or don't use it. Great video overall!

  • @uniriah24
    @uniriah24 Pƙed 3 lety +137

    Aleternitave Title: Dumb Ways To Die: Minecraft Eddition

    • @critizon3074
      @critizon3074 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Another alternative title : Dumb Ways To Die (Minecraft Education Edition)

  • @zxbzxbzxb1
    @zxbzxbzxb1 Pƙed rokem

    Very important research. Thanks you. I hope the Nobel Prize will be awarded shortly :)

  • @B463L
    @B463L Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci

    The fully enchanted netherite-armored player grinding himself to death on a cactus for an entire minute:
    My motives are beyond your understanding

  • @bznshee
    @bznshee Pƙed 3 lety +206

    “Crystals can’t even kill with armor on”
    Crystals literally instant kill full netheite armor and can be used in any realm

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum Pƙed 3 lety +14

      Crystals ignore all armor. The best way to avoid death from one is blast protection and placing a block between yourself and the crystal.

    • @bznshee
      @bznshee Pƙed 3 lety +46

      @@IndigoGollum This comment is just incorrect. Crystals do not ignore armor, but still one shot you with full armor. Crystals work in a weird way. They do more damage the closer they are to your feet. And yes I know very much about this topic as I do a lot of crystal pvp. And you contradict yourself in your own comment by saying they ignore all armor but then saying blast protection reduces it (which is true it does)

    • @baraapudding
      @baraapudding Pƙed 3 lety +18

      @@bznshee yeah, crystals are by far the best way to kill someone instantaneously. It's a shame he made this whole video discussing almost every way to die, and then disregard end crystals completely while being completely wrong about them as well.

    • @gamerdomain6618
      @gamerdomain6618 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      Crystals are actually an even stronger explosion than Alt-Dimension Beds. Wiki confirms it.

    • @safakhuffash440
      @safakhuffash440 Pƙed 2 lety

      AHEM AHEM.....

  • @tartancheese6678
    @tartancheese6678 Pƙed 3 lety +149

    CZcams: Demoni...
    Wifies: Game End

  • @BigSwagMoney
    @BigSwagMoney Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I remeber when you onyl had 80k subs I wasn’t subbed back then but I watched ur vids

  • @Bob-mp7bw
    @Bob-mp7bw Pƙed 2 lety +2

    "Yes, there are end crystals, but they can't even kill with armor on,"
    Insert PvP legacy crystal pvp gameplay and 2b2t gameplay here

  • @diesesphil2847
    @diesesphil2847 Pƙed 3 lety +31

    Wifies: Whats the fastest way to die in Minecraft?
    Me: */kill*

    • @extremelysilly527
      @extremelysilly527 Pƙed 3 lety

      That's what I was thinking

    • @limonlx7182
      @limonlx7182 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      You forget about the time you spend typing it in chat.

    • @johnsonbaroncaveler6634
      @johnsonbaroncaveler6634 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      nope, it depends on how fast a person can type, which averages about 1-3secs.

    • @Demian1
      @Demian1 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      @@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 ctr+v

    • @camtoonzz2271
      @camtoonzz2271 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Use command blocks, then make it a repeating command, with no redstone required. You will die infinitely, in literally no seconds, there, fastest way to die.

  • @KokoLive
    @KokoLive Pƙed 3 lety +19

    How fast can you die in Minecraft?
    Me with over 100 deaths in an hour: *I’d like to speak*

    • @galatnaamhai5160
      @galatnaamhai5160 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Just 100? I die 400 times a minute 😆.I use beds.

  • @Television_Hater
    @Television_Hater Pƙed 3 lety +4

    When philza died i cried so much 😭

  • @TheGlitchWars
    @TheGlitchWars Pƙed rokem

    Keep up the good work

  • @kqmodo
    @kqmodo Pƙed 3 lety +160

    "Hey, Vsauce! I mean, Wifies."

  • @entity3675
    @entity3675 Pƙed 3 lety +44

    for those who say that the bed method is not fair, there is another very fast way (faster than strength op zombie). there is a trap or we could call, Creation in minecraft called "Moving Mines". basically you put a block ahead of a rail that its direction is up to down, then you put 2-3 minecars on the rail plus a tnt on minecart. the moment you break the block that is preventing minecarts to move, the minecarts start moving and the moment it collides with an entity or block (or basically anything that will stop it from moving) it explodes, 1.6x times bigger than withers explosion! that's why it's called "Moving Minecarts". now, to explain how they work:
    tnt on minecarts deal more damage based on how far they fall (or how much time it takes for them to hit the ground | maximum is 1.6x times more than withers explosion). the first minecart is actually colliding with the ground (the others are not colliding with the ground = they're falling) and others are just stuck in that minecart, pushing it (that's why they move all together). im note sure about the why they explode at their maximum capacity but i think it's probably some sort of loop happening in the code. the reason about why they explode on colliding with an entity or block is simply because they weren't colliding with the ground when they were stuck in the minecart and now they do! in other words, they were falling and now they hit the ground.

  • @mrsketchysketch680
    @mrsketchysketch680 Pƙed 2 lety

    Piglin brute: i am the hardest hitting mob!!!
    Iron golem: hold my poppy.

  • @toastman3955
    @toastman3955 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    0:01 Imagine using Timed (Beta) on CZcams.

  • @marysartr
    @marysartr Pƙed 3 lety +23

    The reason the flint and steel one with armor was faster is because you had full hunger without armor and your health was regenerating but with armor you didn't have full hunger so you didn't regenerate and died faster

  • @OtterPxp
    @OtterPxp Pƙed 3 lety +230

    “How fast can you die in Minecraft?”
    My dumb and terrible at gaming ass: _observe_

    • @_s_5713
      @_s_5713 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Me: **observes**

    • @rayanel-hajj7466
      @rayanel-hajj7466 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Me: dont just change the "speedruners" part from another comment and call it a day

    • @randomperson-mm4pz
      @randomperson-mm4pz Pƙed 3 lety

      observer me as well 😔smh

    • @llux5423
      @llux5423 Pƙed 3 lety

      ew copycat

    • @icedchqi
      @icedchqi Pƙed 3 lety

      @@rayanel-hajj7466 link to comment copied from?

  • @alolosbasha
    @alolosbasha Pƙed 2 lety +1

    The unsolved mystery of dying fast in Minecraft

  • @G_Microphone
    @G_Microphone Pƙed rokem

    Very useful information

  • @deno_4660
    @deno_4660 Pƙed 3 lety +41

    wifies: the zombie is a more portable method than the bed...
    yeah because everyone has 16 shap 5 fire aspect 2 netherite axes in their worlds

    • @UnintendedSheep
      @UnintendedSheep Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Getting books is really easy if you force a zombie to attack a villager and then curing the villager. You can get really good books for extremely cheap prices, like a silk touch book for 5 emeralds.

    • @deno_4660
      @deno_4660 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@UnintendedSheep Yeah but the axes

    • @UnintendedSheep
      @UnintendedSheep Pƙed 3 lety

      @@deno_4660 check out raywork's netherite farm. You can get yourself full netherite armor and tools in like 20 minutes of playing.

    • @cyanadofai
      @cyanadofai Pƙed 3 lety

      the bigger problem is moving the zombie
      the zombie can't move in daylight unless it has a helmet/pumpkin (spawned in halloween)/fire resistance, if it has a helmet, you need to think about its durability, fire resistance, the duration
      it shouldn't be distracted by snow golems, iron golems, shouldn't be accidentally killed or be distracted
      and moving it through dimensions using portals or moving long distances with its slow speed makes it terrible for transportation