Parents Lying Online
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- čas přidán 6. 04. 2024
- I have no idea why parents would lie like this lol, best and top posts on the subreddit r/wokekids
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My fetus child said that “Memeulous is the best youtuber and you should subscribe to him” Im so proud of raising such a good alpha republican reptile
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I asked my cat "Do you want your treat?" and Jesse (my cat) said, "We need a global system for the protection and nurturing of animals. Your charity is all very fine, but in the long run mere charity is insecure for canines and felines around the world." I was amazed that he said it. Sorry if you don't believe me, but I was there.
I totally believe you. My cat and I had a similar convo recently.
@@shirleyn546 Thank you! I am so glad there is someone with an open mind!
finally someone else who's gone through this. people always say i have "schizophrenia", but what I know, is that I have a loving pet, who understands me more than any human in the whole world
My cat also said this. Maybe they know eachother
I believe you i was there i heard everything
“Santa was sent by Satan.”
St. Nicholas:
ikr, these mfs in America never read the bible
So, Satan Anna and Satan Babara are very bad places to live?
The newborn in my basement started talking about car insurance and how i have an extended warranty, im so proud of him 😇
😂😂
I still remember that time my five year old son approached me one day and told me,
"Dad, isn't it truly confusing when people feel like making a statement or a comment, but they believe that either their credibility suffers unless it comes from a child, which, ironically, may cause less people to consider or trust the statement, or that they choose to do it to make their children seem more than they actually are? I believe also that the children do not consent to this, neither do they agree with what's being said at all. This is an issue that needs to be spoken about more often, as people increasingly feel the need to put themselves and their family on a pedestal by deceiving those who do choose to listen. We should all be true to ourselves and our children, as they will soon inherit our beautiful planet and every political view, opinion and job of leadership, and putting words in their mouths cannot allow them the true opportunity to make them the people they truly are, with their unique views, perspectives, and dreams?"
Truly heartwarming to see how considerate this new generation is ☺☺
My newborn said the same thing🥹🥲
I remember my twin said something similar in the womb, we are such a wonderful bunch of people
@@svenyboyyt2304 what a wonderful generation that's being raised :D
My son came from the future to tell me this exact same thing we truly are raising the next gen It made me realize that I would truly be a good father raising such a smart political young me to be doctrinaire into the world for the better
@@ChalkyMonkey6 Enure that the sperm asks consent before feritilising the ova.
Lmao the Kennedy's fruit loops sounds something I'd say at 9 after watching some weird conspiracy theory documentary
"I am nine years old and this is very deep" vibes, indeed!
My daughter once came up to me and said “dada maybe we are all trying to get our swamps back not realising we are pushing people away who want to be there for us, we should all take a step back and see past our swamp and look at the world” she’s 5 months old, never been prouder
3:18 Oh god i didn't even think about flat earthers having kids and teaching them that shit from the start. poor kid when she starts school.
my first words as an infant were “I love george memeulous ♡”.
Same
if you are raising children and believe in flat earth...? Child protective services need to be keeping a close eye on you.
Nah that just means they're not very wise
@@AFelineDudeNo, it means they’re alarmingly under educated lmao. Shouldn’t be having kids.
my newborn said “are we human because we’re strong or are we strong because we’re human” such inspiring words 😢
Another day of spending 10 minutes watching George laugh at something I couldn’t care less about and loving every second.
And also laughing without understanding anything or paying attention to it.
Honestly life has been wild ever since I had a child
Even though he's only a week old, my building got set on fire, I passed out from the smoke. Yet when I came to I saw myself and everyone outside the building, surrounded by medical staff. And I saw 5 people being hand cuffed and put into a van. My son had broken into everyone's flats, removed us all safely from the building, put out the fire, salvaged the building, had called the emergency services, and had found the people who started the fire, by using his quantum physics and survival skills ♥️ All this at only one week old! My little superman ♥️
About the child being taken from "the rainbow people"
My brother actually referred to me as being part of "the rainbow gang" a couple months back (he's 12), he said my mum had made enough jokes for him "to realise you're part of the rainbow gang". My mum and I were crying :') He clearly seemed hesitant to say gay or something, so he seemed to settle on rainbow gang instead? But it just gave us so many jokes to riff on!
My baby brother is so smart, his first words were "subscribe to memeulous"
Ight so George can u lend me a tenner
He looks like a
I might go to his house and ask him. Might ask for some chicken nuggets as well
My 4 year old son said that “I wonder which moving parts of history and literature were lost forever during the burning of the library of alexandria. Perhaps hundreds of years of humanity’s progress was lost that day.” Such a smart kid, so proud of him
i am 100% convinced that 8:04 is satire LOL
Nah the mums just weird lmao, gotta be abuse hahahahaha
Honestly I do actually believe the "don't forget to subscribe" one. Feels entirely possible. Probably didn't say it in flawless english pronunciation, but probably still tried to say it lmao
i’ve worked with kids for a little while now; they do not say shit remotely like this💀 they chew up and spit out things their parents say but they always articulate it in a “kid” way.
It's not usual that you see a 9 year old roaming kindergarten
in germany often after-school daycares are in kindergartens
pfp twins 🥰🤞🏾
"HOW ARE YOU DOING, YOU JOYOUS WORDSMITH?" is iconic and I believe it
Only because I 100% would've said that when I was 10 if I knew the words "joyous" and "wordsmith" back then
As someone who isnt a parent i can confirm I lie on the internet sometimes
“Sometimes”
They're lying now @AvianZone
I believe you
Right when my first kid was born, they were mere seconds old, and the first thing they said to me was "Weve been trying to reach you about your warranty"
My two year old picked up a jigglypuff and went “oink oink, pig.” The rest of the time it’s just gibberish and I’m just like “mhm, cool.”
My fetus said george is its farther so george you owe me child support
*Father. I know thats pedantic but the government is not doing anything to further education SOMEONE HAS TO!😆
Thank you grumpymunky
@@stephaniepowell7010 just for clarity was not an attack on you. More an attack on society as a whole. Our education standards are dropping rapidly and I saw an opening to make that point. I hope I didn't offend you
Farter
@@GrumpyMunkyGameDesignyou are single handedly saving the next generation grumpymunkygamedesign
what nine year old thinks of sex 😭
What nine year old is even thinking of finding the “perfect” wife lol 💀
my 8 year old cousin was going around telling his friends that I beat girls because he heard me and my gf having sex
Right? Parent is suss.
It never happened 😂
Me (I was an early bloomer).
My child said today, “Mother why do we throw away food instead of giving it to others,” I’m so happy to raise a amazing little brilliant bronchitis.
07:35 My 5 month old child observed: “and here we see George Memulouse’s real voice in its natural habitat. It makes you proud to be a parent
So proud of my little unborn infant, today I asked him what he would like for lunch and he replied with "Can you not see mother, lunch is just a ficticious creation made by the patriarchy to upthrust the higher classes over the lower." I am in tears right now as he signs up as a candidate for Prime Minister to, in his words, "For once finally make a difference in this cruel world".
Don’t you just love parents fucking up kids lives 😃
Was cuddling with my cat when he suddenly asked “Can we talk about the psychological effects of cannibalism father?” So proud of my boy!
4:00 nah, as an autistic, I fully believe that one 😂
My 96 year old grandson just said the most profound thing..he said "people who are perpetually on the Internet seeking validation are like dirty, over-milked cow udders" I've never been so proud of my niece. What a great cousin I have, she's so inspiring to his children.
I showed this video to my 1-year-old child and he said "I think the most logical reason I can find as to why people posts these is to fish for complements on how good of a parent they are. Sort of like a pat in their own back." Everyone in the room applauded and cried in unison as "Golden Hour" by JVKE ft SB19 played in the background.
My parents never posted about me being impressive, intelligent or adult. Instead my dad just posted dumb quotes from me like "Why is gaviscon double action if you still have to take 2" or "do we have chins so we can think" and honestly wish he'd just lied about me instead, I get reminded of stupid things I said every year with facebook's post anniversary thing
5:31 I mean, to be fair, there are some pretty weird 10-year-olds out there, I wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened 😂...
life’s better when george posts
I have a four year old. One time he woke up from a nap on a plane and loudly yelled “we’re going down”
You know its a terrible day when george posts
7:04 yeah, and i was an amazing chef at five making my piggly wiggly with a rock, grass, and hose water in an old coffee can.
This is just when people don't have anything to yap about anymore they are just gonna invent some shit that never happened
2 mins 338 views, i aint know George Memelous fell off this bad after the incident
16 hours 19,000 views, the incident must have really affected him huh. Should be at least 1.3 million 😤
Ikr 😐😐 might unsub if this keeps up, it’s getting very pathetic at this point.
Pyrocynical behaviour
Sigh, what a shame. I’m probably going to unsubscribe if he doesn’t reach 2 million views by tomorrow smh
That's an average of like a quater of a million a day mate
I'm seriously gonna report the video if George doesn't reach 10 million subscribers later today 🤧🤧🥵🥵🥵🥵
my three year old said 'SUPER CAT SPEED!' and ran into the gate. fucken regarded
😂
Average PJ Masks enjoyer
@@NoScopeSpeed correct 🤣
I assume you meant the r word and ew. Expand your vocabulary.
@@Cowboy_Frog👎🏻
You know it’s a good day when George posts
I do believe some of these happened. Like the toddler thinking "don't forget to subscribe" means goodbye. Remember they're a child, they're activwly developing all of their language if a majority of the people they see day-to-day are on youtube telling them "don't forget to subscribe" then they will think that's how you say goodbye. Because they don't know what the word "subscribe" means.
A true ally would know that Hispanic people HATE 'Latinx' as a word. 'X' is too harsh in the Spanish language, and very rarely occurring. From my experience they tend to prefer the term 'Latine' as e is the proper, gender-neutral ending letter. Latina for girl, latino for boy, latine for non-binary.
I was just watching u when u uploaded
I asked my dog to sing, and my dogs sang the entire symphony of the Sydney orchestra. #proud #woke
Another great video Memeulous
0:25 missed opportunity to use the „nyet” soviet poster meme but with a sausage
George is truly one of my fav people to watch💕the things i would do to be friends with him
My 3 month old had his first words yesterday, and it was a Ted talk about WW1, the interwar period and WW2
Scrolling down I read this as Peasants lying online 😂😅
W George new upload
My son came up to me and asked "Dad why all the rich people's noses look like hooks?"
He's 7 days old
Yesterday my 3 day old daughter came up to me and said "father, what is the meaning of this existence? What is the end game? What are any of us doing here? Are we all just here to provide work for the wages of the corrupt and morally bereft while they contribute nothing of value or worth, and enslave the common man to do their bidding all the while they sit up in their offices and laugh and mock the working class? Standing behind podiums and soapboxes telling all the lies they know they can get away with, smiling in our faces while deceiving us and actively throwing us under the bus just to add another dollar to their pockets? The soul crushing capitalist landscape we live in in the current society is demeaning and belittling to the hardworkers of this country, and should be stopped"
Honestly im freaked the fuck out now
I can't get over how fucking judgmental the kid at 1:11 was. What 9 year old has so much beef with people for the most mundane shit even bored Karen's are too busy to complain about on a good day
my god the brexit one made my day
Nah I can 100% believe someone’s toddler said ‘don’t forget to subscribe’
when I was six, I called tall grass "palm trees."
4:05 oh shit she’s onto us
Best CZcamsr of all time
unrelated but George needs to see Jojo Siwas new music video😭
The one at 9 minutes is hilarious, and has to be a spoof.
Can tell you second hand that when you share your weird beliefs with your child it goes over their head until they are in class then I get to hear "My- My- My daddy- my daddy says- says that the- world is not circle shaped"
Fr lmao
My one year old nephew once woke me up and told me “George memelous should be liked and subscribed too right now!”
So anyway, thats how I disowned my nephew.
The rainbow people 😂😂😂😂
My 2 year old baby yesterday said "Father, how come some people say things like gay people are bad? They just wanna love a person of their gender."
When my son was born i was there for the birth, he looked up at me and said “why is the economy in such disrepute? Can i have some clothes, i am naked”
MARRY ME GEOGRERE
Fr
FIRST FOR LINE AT LUNCH TODAY?????
My dead dog told me yesterday "don't start the third world war, I want to rest in peace" I was shocked
💀💀
7:55
Jacob Rees Mogg moment
I ask my dog if he wants to go outside and he said “I want to go outside and help poor people” lol
I was a bad girl.. I did some bad things.. 😈😈
Yeah, tell that to the judge
@@Glegh no whisper it quietly in my ear after a night out.
NOOOOOO GET THAT OUT OF HERE
Typical jojo siwa fan.
I will find you
0:47 Yep, also Easter Bunny has the same letters as Taser Nunbye
It's all true, my 1-year-old niece recited every single word in the Library of Alexandria.
0:13 the editors on something, he wasn’t even listening to george
My infant child said “Make sure to hit that like button and click that subscribe button”
Yes
Classic parenting fails
My 6 month old uttered his first sentence today: "Mother, if you want to succeed, maybe stay away from arbitrary enjoyments and focus on growth, for example the sad excuse of the amount of money in your bank account after you being jobless for 15 months, despite you applying for jobs without any success so far. Even though you are completely qualified for the jobs you apply for, I know the competition is horrific with up to a thousand applicants per role. You just have to power through it!" I can't believe my baby is so intelligent ☺😘
omg hi george
if someone's toddler thinks that "don't forget to subscribe" means goodbye then it sounds like they have a shit parent ngl
LMAO
Anyone watching in 2020 🎉🎉
🎉 2012 gangggg 🎉
For some reason one of my earliest memories is of me watching one of those charity ads which film starving african children and beg for cash. After what felt like the 70th one in a 30 minute period I asked my mum why cant we just bring all the africans to the uk because we have lots of food and water. The memory feels made up even to me😅
where's the merch vid george :(
If the girl I met at diamond dolls last night is watching this, you’re awesome lol
I mean, I admire the shotgun scatter approach to dating, but honestly, just how likely is it that a random chick you met at a bar is
1) Subbed to a youtuber you enjoy
2) Watching their videos regularly
3) Trawling through ALL THE COMMENTS on the off chance she MIGHT just stumble across yours and Remember you out of all the guys who hit on her that night?
4) Why didnt you get her number if u thought she was so awesome?
I know im coming off as confontational, but theres an amusing level of delusion here I just COULDN'T resist. I get it, your shy, awkward and met a girl who blew ur mind, but trying to find her in the comments section of a youtube video? Dude. Take a step back and employ ur big brain and turn off the little one down stairs and realise how batshit this is?
Dude... Gets some Michael.
omg hi!!!
@@giddycadetyou’ve got a lot more neck beard than I remember 😢
lol
To be fair I'm sure the word satan existed before Santa so I wouldn't be suprised if they knew what they was doing lol
"If my child were to say any of these things, I'd become religious. Not because I thought it was a miracle, but because I need to exorcise the demons inside them" - My 3 month old sister while watching this video
I'm choosing to believe George is just mad that all the children in this video are considerably smarter than him. 🤣
4:33 i think some 13 year olds might say stuff like that, also the teachers response was 6 words!
I remember when I was 5 years old and my 5 year old son asked me "Dad, why is Kanye West trying to shave my head?". I cried that night.
My future child ripped a hole through space-time (and possibly causality, as I'm not sure I'm actually having one) just to tell me "Dear parent, I have gazed beyond the veil of reality and seen the truth; there is no god; there is no science; there is no reality, really, not as we understand it; there is only, and has only ever been, Juffo-Wup."
I'm so proud I could chew on a piece of cinnamon until it's mostly devoid of flavor, and then spit the remains out in the organic trash.
The ones where the kid would come in and just say a big word with no context are a bit more believable to me on the basis that when I was little I had a tendency of finding new words and saying them literally all the god damn time to make myself sound like a "big kid" or whatever (it didn't work)
French toast sticks is pretty common in my district. They have it like once a month tho bc it’s expensive I bet.
In a twisted way, it's almost reassuring to know that the propensity for making up stuff our children say exists across the whole spectrum of political, religious and "other" viewpoints. Bullshitting is clearly an activity that unites us as a species 😊
8:24 this one is definitely a joke
thumbnail is actually believable