Real Artillery Hours - Total War Artillery Only Challenge
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- čas přidán 7. 04. 2021
- REAL ARTILLERY HOURS have begun in Empire Total War!
So join me, Koifish, as I take on the legendary ISP Artillery Only Challenge!
JUST Artillery! That means NO infantry, NO cavalry, JUST the strong power of mortars, Cannons and ARTILLERY!
I'm doing a long campaign, spanning from the Ottoman Empire, Italy and all the way to Arabia In Total War: Empire! Long live the ARTILLERY! So join my adventure all over the world in search for glory, It's nothing but the finest of line Artillery, Artillery and the power of ARTILLERY!
This was voted on by my viewers! Make sure to leave a like and tell me down bellow what I should play next! And do subscribe!
Total War: Empire is one of my all time favorite games! The 1700's setting, the grand scale of the battles, the line battles, the historical accuracy, and yes, even the broken naval warfare!
So join me, as I play Empire Total War with the mod Minor Factions Revenge, that unlocks all minor factions and makes them playable! And yes, even the Ottoman Empire, Russia and ARTILLERY!
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Video Title: Real Artillery Hours - Total War Artillery Only Challenge
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*ARTILERY ONLY IN 2021 LET'S GO BABYYY*
Hello HELLO! KOIFISH BACK, after spending 5 days trying to assemble a hammock in his yard. It's not finished, I just gave up on it >:D
More videos coming soon, Next one being a VERY Buttery Mount and Blade video! :D
Yes yes yes
GIVE ME MY BUTTER VIDEO KOIBOY! But seriously, love ya you Swedish meme god
Nice.
PLEASE some more of this, and remember your boats have cannons so you can make a navy
You know what you should do after this challenge ? Cavalry only, as France. Avenging Agincourt. That would certainly be wonderful !
Noooo not this again
*PTSD KICKS IN*
When Bannerlord artillery only ?
Fortunate sun starts playing*
@@polskipolak1129 Mordhau no metal Only
Koifish using Napoleonic tactics before Napoleon was even born. Brilliant.
To be fair, massed mobile artillery was a thing since Gustavus Adolphus, way before Napoleon.
@@princekyros I think it was Frederick the Great who said “Artillery is the god of war” (paraphrasing here)... Definitely also a fan of the stuff
and napoleonic songs 6.27 "la victoire est a nous"
Me using pike and shot in shogun 2: /:)
Koifishic tactics
3:10 koifish deletes the entire army --> general gains a star. Turkish high command promoted this man for losing a thousand men
Turkey Gvt.: "we're taking your army."
General: "But why?"
Turkey Gvt.: "Dunno. Here, take these gazzillions in artillery pieces"
General: "Wtf?"
Turkey Gvt.: "Also, here's a star. Congratulations Arty General."
ISP has been upstaged, now he has to do Mount and Blade: L'Aigle artillery only.
I honestly hope that if that video is made, the developer will see it and decide to start working on it again. KOIFISH! WE NEED YOU! CHALLENGE ISP TO L'Aigle ARTILLERY ONLY!
@@basedimperialism pretty sure he's already working on an update for L'Aigle.
@@Dskater84 its been y e a r s
L'Aigle arty works??? Properly i mean?
@@gabrielegenota1480 Probably not and you can only get 2 pieces.
The Ottomans have three moons on their flag. Artillery makes the battlefield look like the moon with all the shell craters. Coincidence?
I think NOT!
@@boxcarz Aaaaah, someone of quality I see.
@@boxcarz is it bad I immediately read it in the voice
@@nazgulthedeathless9403 Nope!
Three moons symbolized three continent that Ottoman rules
Koifish’s laugh when the organs gun fire is something I need directly injected into my veins
Stop it, get some help
@@Luna24816 Koifish's laugh when the organ guns are firing is the help we need injected in our veins
Empire Total War: How many frontiers do you want?
Ottoman Empire: Yes
Please god, you have to continue this one. We need the Grand Bombards
"If youre not an artillery piece go away leave me in peace"
-Napoleon, probably
I've never needed an episode 2 of something more in my entire life!
Imagine being a maltan pikeman and suddenly a wave black dust and dirt jumps up from the ground, in the same moment fucking iron balls rip and tear through your friends, happy times
Always thought it was weird how the most advanced cannon nation in Europe was also the nation that stuck to melee infantry and even sometimes bows. The ottomans have such a seriously interesting history.
Try to see it in the Padishah's perspective. Guns are cool and all, but swords and big fucking cannons are metal as fuck, and the gory carnage they unleash gives any man worthy of his salt a raging murder boner. So yeah, the ottomans are pretty relatable.
Yeah there's a bunch of reasons why that was the case. The ottoman army much like most armies was fairly dependent on irregular troops (peasants) from all over joining for the chance to gain loot and a few coins after campaigning most of them only had their swords and a some personal muskets that belonged in museums rather than on a battlefield. The ruling classes didn't feel the need to have an extensive professional army most of the time. And most of the legitimate military bureaucracy was corrupt. They were content just lording over the land and paying lip service to the sublime porte, thinking for whatever reason they were safe from foreign powers or internal rebellion or maybe they knew but didn't care because they could always move to safer lands when danger came. And the central government was either too corrupt or too weak to bother forcing the other nobility around the empire to invest in well trained and equipped troops. By the time anyone tried to do something the country fell behind everyone else. The European nations on the other hand tended to have more national cohesion considering most of them had strong central regions of power to draw from so they could afford to put in the training and provisions. kind of hard for an overextended multiethnic and multireligous country to anything
Anatolia the main source of recruitment for the army was barely more turkish than bulgaria or greece; as in not a lot. And the economy there was mostly ignored by the government. It's surprising the ottomans did as well as they did all things considered.
During the 18th century government tried to reform the janissaries according to up-to-date european practices by employing european advisers but they resisted the change. Seeing it was hard to refrom the current army the Sultan raised another, a new model army but he paid the price of reform with his life (III. Selim). His son, II. Mahmud had to wait patiently for 18 years to abolish janissaries to build a new and modern army.
I miss elephant arty from Medieval 2
Koifish: * laughing maniacally there and there.*
Me: sign me the f*ck up!
5:00 fucking love it you included that song
What is name the song what is the name of the music you say?
@@historykiller3654 Bosanska Artiljerija/ Bosnian Artillery
@@drunkslav5846 thanks =)
@@historykiller3654 bosanska artiljerija
@@historykiller3654 Check out Roki Vulovic as well
We definitely need a part 2 man, this is just amazing, the peak of modern war tactic.
next video: real cavalary hours (as Polish-Lithuania Commonwealth/ Rzeczpospolita Obojga Narodów)
Every ISP fan: Let's fucking go!
Koifish, you are a mad-lad, and I love you!
Wtf? Koifish doing a Verdun battle before the batle of Verdun
As a Turk, I love the way you spell the characters' names hahahaha
Bosanska Armija ;) first fighting song that he is playing 🤪
Igraj igraj igraj ooopaaa!
my soldiers do not bow or yield when it comes to the cruity of this world....my soldiers push foward. my soldiers scream out. MY SOLDIERS RAGE and bam koifish unleashes hell upon them
Now this is what i was waiting for
This looks like a blast! (Pun intended) I've been playing Empire now I really want to do this later.
Reminds me of my favorite game mode in Total War Shogun 2 - Fire Rockets ONLY. I call it Global Thermonuclear War
Fire rockets are the funniest thing in that whole games. Aside from European cannons sniping generals
1:18 God dame you koifish. i remember I am already in turkey and that's your fault.
I absolutely love cannons! Every time I hear a cannon fire I star grinning from ear to ear! If I was any good at these strategy games I would probably try this challenge myself.
As someone who pre-ordered the special edition of this game way back in the day, and played Turkey straight out of the box, I can confirm that the Organ Gun is OP AF.
The first of your videos I’ve ever watched. Your commentary is hilarious and your content is very interesting. You showed them turkeys who’s boss
ISP would be Proud
My boy the music and your YES had made it. What an interesting video. I love it
The pure joy of this men watching everything go to shit I’d just such a treat.
Subbed for the maniacal laughter. Keep it up man :)
I have watched 1 minute and 4 seconds of this channel and i already like it
Early 10secs, I know I will sub to this channel... subscribed!! 👻👹
Oh yeah, its big boom time.
You're great koi! So much energy and jokes :D
Koi you MADLAD! I salute you as a true gentleman of the world.
that`s how superior firepower doctrine looked back in the day
Greetings from turkey
He explained our country very well, we are not animals, we are country.
Koifish is the only person who can spam artillery so much it kills his arty due to how much arty is being fired
Mamma mia! what a spicy cannonball bravo vichingo!
Those Mortars shelling friendly positions knows what it means to win by any means.
If you're not willing to shell your own position you're not willing to win!
This is so awesome that make me want to buy some REAL artillery !!!
Awsome Video :D subscribed
%2.5 LOL its probably me and my workmates wathcing your videos again and again.
mal
A Interaction helps with the 6th Chaos God the Almighty Algorithm
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA hollyy shit this was insane pls do more Koi. HAHAHAH gotta try this out for myself those shots were epic
This is so good Koifish
me:
mm a Swedish guy, bust be really quiet, introvert and serious
Koifish:
5:14 *laughs in Erdogan
Legit impressive to see the rain of artiliry shoots..... i was in awe
"It's like the Geneva convention, but most of the fun stuff is still allowed" LOL
Units changing on their own is specific to Minor Factions Revenge for some reason. Never had it happen in the base game but no army could escape it with the mod enabled.
Now that was an *explosive* victory
i sub, but i watch only the tatal war videos. you made me play Empire again
I just love your laugh
Most underrated funny video on CZcams definately 1M views worth
yay you did it, and still got so many bigger guns to get
Amazing man, i love it
One of the best quotes yet “make the country side look like Swiss cheese ”
I one day want to be half as happy as koifish with some cannons.
LoL 😂 like he is getting overpowered when he sees the cannons fiering
I wish you'd do an entire campaign like that xD It's one thing to dominate the early game but with the major faction coming at you, the challenge would be much more difficult lmfao
History: Since the invention of gunpowder, over 75% of soldiers have died to artillery compared to combat.
Koifish: It's not enough..
THIS WAS FREAKING AWESOME!
This is absolutely amazing
4:10
Yo that dude has my last name 0_o I've never seen my name in a game before. So cool :)
what pure joy in this video Heck yea!
Napoleon Total War is a fever dream to play if you go artillery only its hilarious
This is your best video yet i think
TACTICAL CANNON, INCOMING!!
*Sirens wail in the distance*
LOL im the 155k Subscriber , and nice fun video
A crusader state in 1702 doesn't exist, and can not hurt you.
A crusader state in 1702:
I recreated those castle siege attacks with japan and Vampire Coast pirates. Works perfectly until you run out of ammo.
You make me laugh so Goddamn hard man!
2:27 Çok fazla şey istiyorsunuz( You want too much)
“Genoa Convention; it’s like the Geneva Convention but most of the fun stuff is still allowed”
You created world war one ambiance with all that artillery on footmen lol
Aight, ya made sub to you. Artillery only was worth the giggle
The most chaotic 15 minutes 😌👌
This is a video played by Tchaikovsky. Never tell a man that a cannon is not a musical instrument. He will prove you wrong by shelling your position in perfectly tuned and rhythmic beats. All in...E flat.
challenge of the middle ages
-without firearms
-only swords and bows,arrows and lances
When koifish said let's reach a sub goal of 160k subs i was so confused cause i thought that he had half a million subs already XD and then i check that he only has 155k but i am so sad that so little people are watching and subscribing to him
Gustavus Adolphus: now this is pøg
amazing omg
"Minor Factions Revenge"? You're the reason I bought this game (and subsequently got fixated on it for over a hundred hours), but I don't think that's in the vanilla edition.
Also your laugh around 5:20 is the most awesome thing since Ren & Stimpy became President and nuked Australia.
Definetly need artillery only part 2 my man
Best one so far
MORE DAKA!! MOAR DAKAAAAAA
You made me laugh so hard
Haven't played ETW since 2014, I am installing it as we speak.
This was explosively fun!
10:30 pretty sure that's a super famous motorcycle racer
This is like facing Machine Guns during WW1!
*PTSD ENSUES!*
Here is a new challenge for you koifishson...
PIKE N SHOTTE
70% of your army have to be pikemen and 30% can be whatever you want
Oh please do more of this!
How to learn 700 years of history in 14 minutes.
BEST CHANNEL EVER
More of this please😀