If Amazon Were Honest - Honest Ads (Amazon Parody)
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- If Online Shopping Were Honest, here's what they'd say.
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Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Trad Wife: Irina Chelidze
Director: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Producer: Michael Strauss
Writer: Jenny Arimato
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Colorist: Rob Menzer
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
Camera Assistant: Rachel Mossberg
Production Assistant: Jesse Eisemann
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I trust Horton for everything, including my online shopping, my union busting superstores, and to always tell me the truth
All hail Horton!
You cannot escape, he's everywhere...EVERYWHERE!!
Low-skilled worker in unions bust themselves.
Ohhhhh, suuuuuure. To trust and to have and to hold any company that's incompetent ; it's algorithm that just happens to be against all of humanity,(the Terminators are comin' to get us!! Ahhhh!), hiring drivers that haven't been able to figure out where the hell are they! (I mean,where the hell they are! * Where am I? Am I on planet Earth? Or on Mars?!).
Heh. 😆. Third-world child labor. Ah. 🙄. Sup-par labor conditions in Bangladesh. Indonesia. CHINA! HA!
Amazon,you listening?😅
And probably are illegal immigrants.......
And the CEO is Elon Musk? Huh?
@@ImFromIowaYeah....and the authorities will never find him,no matter how hard they try.
He's more than a slippery 🐟. More elusive than a major-league curveball....in pro baseball. In the majors,not the minors....
(Although if Roger were young and eighteen again,he'd make a killing being in the minors....
He'd wouldn't have to do the heavy lifting by himself. Much of the time.
He'd have company.....much of the time....
He'd be a instant celebrity.......much of the time.
Instead of.......oh....I don't know..........🤔.......... being in the majors. And hardly being on the field.
Not a superstar among athletes.
But he'd be good enough to earn a comfortable living. To teach and master the art of deception.
That's how you become successful in the big-leagues of in the corporate world.
Of Amazon.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Roger Dodger lives on a boat!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!😂😂😂😂😂
And that's in a non-AI entity.🤪
The Connections (2021) [short documentary] ❤
On a serious note, you have no idea how thrilled these honest ads make me. Youre the best, Roger!
*you're
@RoyalVegeta83 your've*
*your'have
@@Bahador.BInternet 101: If you want to get replies to you're comment and boost your engagement score easily, make a really obvious misteak.
Lol they just bought boats amazon maritime lol it’s real
As a programmer, I would rather die than have an Alexa device anywhere near my house
Thank you. I just don’t get it. Allowing something in your house that spies on you.
I was at a friends, housesitting while she was on vacation. She had an Alexa in every room. I was singing to myself and talking to the cat when Alexa spoke out of nowhere to me, freaked me out. I unplugged them.
Reminds me of the meme:
She laughed
I laughed
Alexa laughed 😳
@@Dbb27 BUT IT IS SO CONVENIENT!
(some people would sell their soul for convenience. Thing is they will only realize too late what they sold.)
Exactly.
@@Dbb27like that phone you’re on?
"Mama gets what mama wants"
Why isn't my spy robot this good?
I want my bot to be either "game show" cheesy, or "a few beers deep" surly.
If it helps, Amazon considers Alexa a failure. People aren't using it to buy things, and the things people use it for (What's the weather? Play Motley Crue) aren't actually monetizable, so they're "losing" billions of projected revenue.
Cuz you don't know how to program it.
Slay queen!
Yeah mine doesn’t treat me like a goddess either.
God, you nailed that background music for online shop ads. So many ads from shopify to tcgplayer uses that weird clapping rhythm at the beginning it drives me nuts
Probably some focus group found it makes you more likely to buy junk if that background music is present. Kind of like how they invented 'musack' elevator music in the 1960s to pipe into department stores.
Clapping, finger snapping and whistling don't belong in ads.
I’m kinda proud that I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Consumerism applauds mindless consumption.
@@FusionDeveloper needs more air horns and alarms
The absurdity of YT having a Walmart "black Friday" ad at the start and closing with Temu... fits.
Lmao perfect
Thanks capitalism!
@@3nertia
* crony capitalist.
Ordinary capitalists still have to follow the rules … or else.
Just use Brave browser. You won't see an add ever.
im shoppin like a billionaire
Bold to imagine the mom and pop shop hasnt just ordered from the same overseas factories and then just marked it up 600%. Spending more doesn't mean you get more ethical.
Yeah, also those stores still have to ship all that stuff to their stores and the consumers still have to drive to the store and back. Not like it's somehow better on fuel emissions to go to them.
I'd wager that individual consumers each having to drive to the store just to get a few items and then drive home is actually much less fuel efficient than the delivery driver who makes one trip with everyone's stuff and drops it off at each house along the way.
If goods are not so expensive, and you don't have to go out of your way to buy them, you don't buy things you don't need and you plan your trips to as few as possible .
Even if the item comes from the same producer, you are still buying waaaaay more products you don't need. That is the difference.
Online shopping and delivery is ok, but we still should be responsible consumers
Exactly!
My local store buys from Amazon and does exactly that. 3X the price. I can't buy from them as I'd feel like a fool.
Given mom and pop are probably indian or Pakistani and just hired an old white couple as the acceptable front for the shop.
Roger Horton is a national treasure.
of course - how else do we get all our goodies in life? Horton industries - runs everything our modern civilization takes for granted!
The Amazon Location in Grimes, Iowa actually got banned from two of my town's gas stations for ditching their piss bottles in the trash causing a bio-hazard for the gas-station workers. When the news picked it up Amazon threw their own contractor company under the bus even though amazon was forcing their contracted drivers into the mess in the first place.
Rules of power: keep your hands clean 🙄
Expenses are for people, profit is for business owners, capitalism has always worked like that.
@@Jackbarrany Keep your hands clean and your piss-bottles handy.
I drove for the delivery station in Ankeny for over a year. It wouldn't surprise me if the same thing happens to them sooner or later since we all go to the same Casey's that's right by the station. Gotta love it when Amazon tells you that you should take some break time to go take a piss, then give you no time to do so because you're out delivering a route that was probably drawn out by an autistic 5 year old playing connect the dots.
I'd love a "If mom and pop shops were honest"
I can't remember which one, but there was an off-hand comment about how they're mostly open because they've got family working the store unpaid.
I agree - really crank. There used to be ones with fly traps in the window, broken doors, angry employees, and overpriced, useless items. Couldn't wait for companies like amazon to come along.@@DemonicAdj
Agreed. Mom and Pop shops aren’t naturally better by being a mom and pop shop, many have same problems as Amazon with imported products and exploited labor. I’ve known a few very good local shops but they’re definitely in the minority.
At the end of the day, mom and pop shops are businesses too. They are committed to making a profit as much as Amazon or any big company
Local jobs(not just with sales, but support like maintenance, services etc), local tax revenue, local charity support etc... Lots of reasons to keep your money in your community rather than feed the beast Bozos...
He just described globalization in a semi-comic way over just a few minutes.
Impressive.
Globalization has outsourced slavery overseas. So we don't have to feel guilty about it. But we are supposed to get mad at those peasants to dare to come to our country and accept a low paying job that is being offered to them by patriotic 'Muricans.
And you just summed up the vid nicely. Impressive, too. :)
Yeah but i don't feel bad. It's my country's fault for making everything so damn expensive. Cost of living in Australia is bullshit - buy sweet sweet China and India allow me to live a great middle-class life for a fraction of the cost.
F*** you Australia, ya tax hungry empty nanny country
A college graduate from Roger Horton University!
@@christinefischer2137A college graduate student from Roger Horton University!😂
3:15 that Captain Planet Villain reference: that had me laughing 🤣🤣.
I love your scathing commentary against Amazon. As one of those formerly exploited peons I cannot overstate how bad it really is in one of those warehouses.
Sounds like someone needs an nda 😅😊
i wish people like you got more air time, to voice the truths... it blows me away to listen to co-woerks cry about rich men etc corporations etc. yet they are the first to buy from amazon lol...... i ofc try to enlighten them. but ofc i am a racist. and or any other inteligent comeback they can come up with. cause they cant cope with facts and truth
@@FastDuDeJiunnYour co-workers are weird of they think that powerful white men need any defending against racism 😂
I’ve worked in an Amazon warehouse for 2 years. It’s one of the better jobs I’ve had. Items go through more handling than a regular store (I’ve also worked flow team at Target & Wal-Mart) So, please don’t order bottled water. I remember when Wal-Mart & Microsoft used to get a ton of criticism, then a lot of business shifted to Amazon & Apple and so did the criticism. I expect another biz to take a lot of Amazon’s market share eventually, then similar criticism will follow, which will mostly be Made in China bad, if CEO poor, other workers will be rich, small biz always good, USA citizens should feel guilty for shopping (even though we’re only 5% of the globe), etc. Everyone recognizes the brand, so criticism of big business is easy $.
@@jeremyf9124 It's hit or miss, and it heavily depends on where you work. Weak, old or other wise physically impaired people tend to get easier jobs like sorting small packages that weigh 5lbs or less. The real hard jobs are where your expected to lift 30lb or more packages all shift.
And yes breaks or bathroom trips are often taken against you. Though they depend on the manager of your location obviously but the insane quota's amazon ask them to fill often pushes them into "Bad practices". The mere fact they pay well above minimum wage and yet still have a high turn over of employee's tells you a lot about the job.
It's a decent short term job to get a little extra money, especially as holiday hire where they pay even more than normal for temps. But your "record" of going the bathroom and other demerits to your standing does not work long term. Rack enough up and you get fired, only real way to deal with it is not stay long enough for it to matter.
I wish you and Gorge Carlin had worked together. Would have been beautiful.
Great work dude. I love it.
Add galager
Is Gorge Carlin a really fat dude?
This video was followed by an ad for a toy that can only be purchased online.
It keeps becoming harder not to buy online when stores keep closing, including bookstores, stationary stores, electronic stores, housewares stores, hardware stores, appliance stores, etc. The stores that still exist (like department stores, drugstores, grocery stores) often encourage us to purchase online instead of in the stores.
It's interesting that some cities discourage people from getting bags by having a bag tax, while people can instead order the same thing online and have it come in a large cardboard box with packing materials and large address label stickers that make parts of the box un-recyclable.
That's because reduce, reuse, recycle initiatives are only allowed to address waste that everyday people have some direct control over. Companies never do anything wasteful. /s
It's even harder when you're poor and live in a rural area. And your last statement is a very good point.
The bag ban /buying thing is something that 100% needs to exist.
Carry around some reusable bags in your car. Problem solved.
Or if you take public transit or bike, get some of the bags that collapse down to like 2 ijchs (the more fabric ones) and carry them around in a backpack, purse or whatever.
I never considered the grocery store vs shipping box legislation/encouragement... 1:43
Nowadays it seems bricks & mortar stores are for impulse buying only. If you want a wide range of products at a cheap price, you shop online, though my recent MicroCenter purchase for Wi-Fi hardware went well.
Watching this while on my break from delivering Amazon packages! let's go! 🎉😂
The really funny thing is the number of people who wouldn't want anyone eavesdropping on them, but then go out and buy a 'smart' device that will do exactly that, and records everything to the internet.
What’s really weird and sad is your phone and television does the exact same thing.
Only one part is missing: the fact the items are usually counterfeit, stolen, or in the case of intellectual property, pirated through copyright infringement. Online retail platforms are frequently pirate bays where counterfeit or stolen merchandise gets passed off as arbitrage.
Or the fact that if an item gets popular on Amazon, Amazon itself will steal the idea, sell an exact copy directly, and list it higher on their website than the original.
@@HeartFeathersYep. They always do that. Kind like Wish. They don't always have of what they advertise.
And when they do? It's not what they had advertised on their website.
It's practically like Amazon secretly owning their own customers into discount stores.
Of course rawill your corporate masters are buying from the same factory as your mentioned competition. The only difference is your corporate thieves are profiteering while the others are just being labeled by their competition.
on this comment I was looking at products on TEMU, Amazon and ETSY, and I saw the same product on all three sites. That really upsets me about etsy. ETSY Hand made Bull Fuckin shit. Can we get a ETSY video.
"A Captain Planet Villain cream his jeans" classic Roger!!!😂😂😂
As someone who works in an Amazon warehouse, this was a must-watch!
InB4 you're fired for this comment.
Great, now my chronic pain from working at Amazon for two years is feeling more painful than usual.
Thanks, Roger - no, really, thanks, for I must never allow myself to forget the pain and horrors of that nightmarish employment.
It's OK they are beta testing the robots. Pretty soon it will be AI vs AI. No need for pesky hu mans.
Do Amazon worker wear uniforms? If so it's a worthless endeavor.
But they give us pizza! 😂😂
@@Mana_SunNope.. it's one of the two perks. 😊
why did you work there?
These adds are both sad and hilarious. And the acting is great....
RogLexa?!? You're _stealing my data_ ??? *Curse your sudden but inevitable BETRAYAL* !!! 😂😂😂
Me during the video: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me at the end of the video: 😶😶😶😶😶
"No one knows what Gen-X is up to" And that's the way we like it!
Exactly!
Heck yeah!! 1967 birthrate here!!
Birth date that is
Ah yes, Amazon, the comporation people complain about yet nearly all of them use.
I'll find the names of companies, then go shop on their site.
I don't use it and never have. I do go to the small stores, primarily, because that's pretty much all there is where I live. Gotta go to the "big city" to get other stuff. 😂😂
I avoid Amazon as much has I can, but then several folks have given me gift cards and if I don't use them, Amazon gets free money. And sadly, there's a few items, like odd sized button cell batteries, that I can not possible get locally. Ace carries a few common sizes, and the local grocery store used to have hearing aid batteries, though I haven't' seen them in a while, but with no Radio Shack, I don't have much hope unless I order online. And if I have to order online, it's Walmart or Amazon, and they're in a race to the bottom.
Like it was with Walmart.
Yeah it was hard to break the convenience factor but I managed to do it.
Jeff needs people to piss in bottles, so he can buy a new city etc.
Wrong he needs three of them and Mars. He needs to get there before Elon.
@@Atsumarione way, no return, of course...😂
@Atsumari If you can control the supply of oxygen on Mars, you get to be the one in charge. Well, till someone starts The Reactor.
@@Atsumarimars is lifeless for a reason: it does not have a magnetic core, so any theoretical atmosphere will evaporate.
probably is going to make batteries for his electric subsystem with that stuff!
You forgot to mention the totally legit and definitely not payed for 5 star reviews on every product.
Not only is the service itself horrible, but it’s hard to even tell what items are even of decent quality.
And you have to make sure you are getting the product from a reputable dealer and not some knockoff
Look at the one and two star reviews. If they are consistently saying the same things, avoid the product.
Whenever I buy a new book for my kindle, I always look at the 1 and 2 star reviews because a lot of authors give out free books to their beta readers so that they will give glowing 5 star reviews. It sucks and makes me distrustful of them. I once read a book that was highly rated and it gave me a headache trying to understand it. If someone had given the author an actual critique then maybe they would have known not to write in a stream of consciousness, I would have known who was speaking and when and I would have also known that it wasn’t a complete book. I really like to read self published authors and over time I have watched some of them grow as a writer but some of them….need to stop. Lol
Totally legit. They are above deception. If you believe this, I have a bridge to sell you.
Sometimes it's hard to tell which products are even _real_
As someone who worked at Amazon for nearly five years* this is so incredibly accurate that it hurts. Especially about the warehouse workers--Jeff Bezos literally wanted to make Amazon a hellish place to work so that most people would just leave after a couple of years and they'd leave for something better. And looking back on it, it makes me scared how overseas Amazon employees are treated. Not to mention how Amazon is also big on Greenwashing despite their claims.
Though... consider things like the Great Resignation, Amazon getting sued by both the FTD and numerous other businesses, and of course groups like Honest Ads, maybe karma/change is finally starting to come their way. :)
*Note: For anyone who is interested, I left June of this year and while my new job isn't quite what I want, it's definitely much better and I think it'll give me a chance to pursue things I actually want to do, especially since I have a college education.
Good luck on the new gig. It's like Red Green always says: "Remember, I'm pulling for ya. We're all in this together"
Yikes I really wasn't aware it was that bad
ENOUGH with "as someone" comments. Nobody cares, do you have any awareness whatsoever? This exact type of comment is on every most annoying things about youtube top list. Derrive self worth some other way than pandering for likes on youtube.
Nothing like Christmas morning watching our kids play with the toys little hands made while dreaming of playing with them one day themselves.
Gen X...well who knows what they've been up to 😅
Hit me right in the feels
Minding our own business, as usual.
Doing our own thing until either the streetlights come on or we get hungry.
Paying taxes to support social security for our neglectful baby boomer parents and trying to get our entitled millennial children to move out?
Trying to survive...
Trying to decide if we want to hoard guns and ammo or change our pronoun.
Not to mention that sites sometimes scam their customers by not delivering anything
I was able to prove they didn't deliver a $700 machine in a 3 lb package, since the machine is 19 lbs according to Disney Brother who creates it, then it appeared a couple days later on my door step.
I have a lot against Amazon, endlessly putting things on back order after you order it, delaying "2 day Prime Shipping" for weeks as they keep sending it to the wrong location or other errors. But "package not delivered" is rarely much an issue. When it does happen customer support is almost always willing send out another one at no cost or refund me. If you complain a bit more in a polite way get a gift card or two for the hassle.
it's actually one of the down sides of being a seller on Amazon. They almost always take the customers side on issues, potentially costing sellers thousands as people falsely claim to not get stuff or that it's broken.
I get what I need based on not having to search 10 stores before finding out no one carries the item I'm looking for. Also I don't own Alexa because DUH of course it's spyware.
I love your honest ads, I swear you NEVER MISS!!!! Even with all of the honesty in the ads, it is entertaining and 100% accurate and the masses will never pay attention to what has already happened...😂😂😂
seriously - even if there's a low - you can't even tell - they're all top notch. Really glad they finally got their own channel. Well needed and deserved. Gosh the amount of subscribers - it shows how many were screwed over lol.
Ehhhh, they've had some that have been questionable, but I'd say 90-some percent.😊
As true as this is, lots of people live in areas where local shopping opportunities are very sparse. Do you order online or drive an hour each way to get to some specialty store? Because that's much more gas you buy & burn up, much more wear & tear on your car. Oh and Amazon probably sells the thing cheaper. Many Americans can barely afford to support mom & pop stores either. Thrift stores are also dying off due to a lack of variety, because most of them I go into are 60% clothing items & the rest is stuff people "donated", which is to say they were going to throw it in the trash but chose instead to give it to a shop to show the world they're a "good person", after which a lot of it won't even sell because 99% of the shoppers there donated the same things.
Oh and overseas shopping sites. Do I buy some OFFICIALLY LICENSED product at a massive price tag or do I buy some knockoff that's a third the price, but somehow better quality? At the expense of a 2 to 3 week transit time & a giant headache to fix if it arrives broken.
The video also fails to mention that Amazon has been known to ban accounts for "too many" returns, but never states what that percentage of returned items is, with it almost being dependent on the account rather than a set percentage. So yeah return your stuff, until it makes them mad. Banned accounts also lose gift cards and points and stuff like that with no compensation.
Now do a video on how Paypal will freeze your account if you receive a lot of money at once.
I think the roger segment target audience are people that live in dense urban centers....... places where people in flipping spiting distances of shopping centers.
You sound like a democratic politician
PayPal was a scam from day one
Whatever helps you sleep at night. I know I will. *turns morality switch *
@@chrisbinns3392 You sound like a PAB who loves Russian asset politicians & pedo musicians like Kid Rock. In other words no one I care to listen to or have as a friend. Yep, I do not have Rethuglican friends, because it would be constant arguments with you subhumans. That's not friendship.
Yep, every day there are roll off going into our landfill of merch that is good and reusable.
Calling it. Irina's gonna be the next big thing. Her comedic cadence is FLAWLESS.
You had me at the name of the company! Man every time I heard that I had to pause I was laughing so hard.
You had me at Captain Planet villain creaming his jeans.🤗
These need to be made into commercials on TV.
Long live Roger and team 🤗
So I've been watching these videos for years now and while they are quite compelling, I think they gain a lot more traction with sources cited.
That would be really, really hard to do on some of them. A lot of the time they're opinion pieces, and wouldn't be able to cite any reliable source. I say that as a fan. (And it's about the only quality content cracked puts out these days.)
Agreed. Fun video, but I would have liked sources for internet shopping being worse than retail stores. Otherwise its really just a generalized criticism of capitalistic consumerism.
That l don't wanna know line is spot on American😭😭
Now do IF MECHANICS WERE HONEST!
Brilliant! Well done on this one!
Every time I see someone return something to Amazon, I die a lil inside... It doesn't go back onto a store shelf, it doesn't get resold, it goes straight into the trash heap because that's the cheapest way to get rid of it...
Don’t forget the part where half the comments for a given product claim it’s a poorly made knockoff (whether it actually is or not). 😂
One reason you should always review only four star reviews that mention "pros and cons". Avoid even reading the five-star shills.
And the other half of the reviews are 5 star reviews from fake bot accounts. Well, not fake bots, real bots, but fake accounts…
Not sure if that's still a problem, but Amazon fulfillment used to mix their inventories for different sellers with the same products, so sometimes customers of a legitimate seller would still get knock offs.
@@stephen3164 yup. Places like micro workers will pay you 9VERY little) to make a shit ton of fake reviews.
“I’d say it’s time to put those last remaining handful of glaciers on hospice”...🤣LMAO but true 😕
I will always love Hortin & Hortin accessories.
She did a great job on acting. The best he ever had on his shows.
Awesome as always ❤
On a serious note: Are there any studies out there showing that the logistical side of online shopping is actually worse than individual traffic for downtown shopping trips? Since over here in Europe there‘s actual labor protection laws those „peeing in a bottle“ Stories do not concern me as much…
Do you mean that European delivery workers are better protected than in the US?
I'd wager that individual consumers each having to drive to the store just to get a few items and then drive home is actually much less fuel efficient than the delivery driver who makes one trip with everyone's stuff and drops it off at each house along the way.
And whether it's a local department store or an online store's warehouse, they both have to ship the products to their location. Very few places actually manufacture the products in the same location that they sell them. And if they do make them on-site, it's likely a far less efficient process than using automation in a factory
@@pushista9322 uhm…yes?
@@allanhernandez6692 My thoughts exactly. But just because it feels right & seems logical doesn’t mean there’s not other factors that need consideration and might lead to other conclusions 🤔
So the routes that Amazon makes I would not call efficient, I work for one said DSP and I am constantly going back to neighborhoods that I had just left. One shift i was at an apartment complex, finished those my route took me to a business down the road then BACK to the complex I had just left. @@allanhernandez6692
I don't think people know just how honest this parody is. My household isn't allowed to use Amazon.
There is light on the horizon.
I use Amazon for books on my Kindle.
That's pretty much it.
And that is because I don't want to pay $8-16 for a book I might read once, and then have to schlep around each time I move.
That's alright, their phones have them covered.
Then you Sir, are a real man. Congratulations on having a soul.
this depressed momma feels called tf out😂😭
Stop depending on Material then 😊
Thank you, Roger, and thank you for changing your Side kick much better
Yes! This side kick me likes
If ice cream brands where honest.
"Beaver anal gland" flavor. Sorry, "vanilla".
I love the tiny bit of Adeptus Mechanicus music in the background at the end. Really sells it.
Lol "you already sacrifice so much for your family, shouldn't everyone else?" Got em! The one killed me. XD
Irina is great in this one. Hilarious delivery and works great reacting to Roger. Good vid for sure.
This could not be more accurate. And it confirms I made the correct decision to boycott them at all costs. Most people don’t seem to understand. I’m glad Roger does.
Imported bullshit? that's too high of a compliment, I thought it was the counterfeit imporium 😆
I just love the pun how everyone is getting rogered
just can't get enough of honest ads
Mostly Bullshlt. No one is forcing anyone to have an Alexa in their house or buy from Amazon. Retail business has always been dog eat dog. Momandpops competed viciously and killed cottage industry, big chains killed them, now online retail is killing big chains, fact of life.
After I got my car, I basically stopped ordering things on Amazon. I also started taking the bus to work again.
roger saying tradwife made me think i was dreaming for a second
I love how they're doing if they are honest with themselves and you see the side of the actual package in the intros video had an Amazon logo I find this hilarious it is jabbering at it and you're not even censoring their logo I respect that
I gotta say, this series is very good! It's down to earth, funny, the whole package. I hope to see more from Rodger!
The tone of these is always on point. 👌
Holy shit, i finally was the first viewer!! This is the best day of my life
Roger forgot to mention who amazon strong arm sellers on it platform. And if you don't pay the near extortion fees they will bury you in the algorithm
Perfect and surreal quality as always
All accurate except here’s the REAL ending:
“You’re stealing my data? Meh, I don’t care.”
Roger is the best, i love this channel so bad. They Are Amazing! Keep Going Guys. This is some AAA Quality stuff
finally got a "mua ha ha ha ha" from rog
There has to be a way to run an online store/shipping business ethically. Obviously most people could go to the store but being able to get one’s stuff delivered is great for the disabled.
With US lobbying practice an ethical business will never beat the one that has a lobbying capacity
Is there really a ethical way?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are my bespoke pants hangers coming today or not?
Love it, the only thing is Alexa needs to sound more like the Daleks. Excellent work as always.
The "Slay queen!" is so on brand 😂
Roger speaks the truth again, thanks Roger
As someone who used to work in digital marketing, you have no idea the insane amount of data these online stores (and social media) gather. Hell, even local brick and mortar retailers have enough data on everyone to predict how likely you are to break up with your partner, miss a birthday, become pregnant in a frighteningly accurate amount of time, identify when you're going to start looking for a new job, and so much more.
Anyone who does this work for longer than a year has no conscience or soul.
I remember hearing a story about how Target wished a woman congratulations on having a baby even before she realized she was pregnant based on her shopping patterns influenced by early pregnancy hormones 😅
@@stevecooper7883 You're likely thinking of back in 2012, according to the NYT they sent a teenager baby coupons and her dad pitched a FIT. Then she told him she was pregnant....
As an addendum, Target sent me baby coupons only after I registered for baby stuff there, but they did send me infant coupons again when I was expecting another child a bit over 2 years later, and then AGAIN in two more years (no kids on the way) and then again again 3 years after that. So I won't act like they don't send those out for funzies, evidently one of the "triggers" is supposed to be moisturizer.....
Won't take that long given the billions being invested in AI ventures. Human analysis? How quaint!
ENOUGH with "as someone" comments. Nobody cares, do you have any awareness whatsoever? This exact type of comment is on every most annoying things about youtube top list. Derrive self worth some other way than pandering for likes on youtube.
That first line had me crying.
Thank you Horton for saving me so, so much money and time. These videos are not only hilarious but seriously educational. Please keep featuring Horton! He’s the best!
It never gets old, love your work ❤
Jeff Bezos is the real-life Mom from Futurama and im here for it 😂
My nomination for the cartoon equivalent of Bezos and perhaps Elon Musk goes to Montgomery Burns from the Simpsons. Excellent.....
Looks like Gill found himself a new gig.
Rogers Postal Outfit took me out🤣🤣🤣
Temu ad right after this video? Good job CZcams, very fitting!
This is both amazing because it's hilarious and true, yet, very depressing because of how true it is
They forgot the part about where you have to drive to 3 different brick and mortars who claim they have the thing you need only to find out none of them do and order it online anyway.
"I've converted forests into garbage so efficiently it would make a Captain Planet villain cream his jeans"
Dang! They got demonetized within the first five seconds 😂 Couldn't wait for that 30 second bit.
Fun fact: for every dollar spent on local stores 48% goes back into the local community compared to the 14% from chain and online stores.
The other 52% goes to Amazon to keep the local stores shelves stocked.
When I go local stores and they make me ring up $200 in merchandise in the self checkout, while employees hang out and no one wants to run a register, then I'm happy to let Amazon Prime ship it to my door for free. Self checkout was the biggest F U to ever hapoen to shopping.
Pause please. I need to get my Amazon delivery from my front porch. 😮😂
Again, this should be aired 24 hours a day on national television. People are so stupid. Thank you Rodger.
People would just buy more crap
*Roger
0:34 hahahahhaha! Nobody does and nobody ever will.
Don't forget about them selling 3rd party fake items, like seeds to grow "blue strawberries", which don't exist and are a complete scam.
Gen X fought a 20yr war with their hands tied, just to see it all given back. And the next 2 generations shit the bed while we were gone.
RogLexa has a much more evil laugh than Mr Horton himself. We. . .should be worried about that, yes?
This reads like an ad from old school GTA, and I love it.
so happy these come out so fast
They regularly screw up delivery in my area.
It might be the shippers, but they have to know and should give better delivery estimates.
And they should let us complain about late deliveries or lost items in the review.
Yes, Amazon is far from perfect, but compared to the US Post Office they are stellar.
So the delivery is not amazon. All amazon deliveries are handled by third party companies and there is a way in either the amazon app or the website to make those complaints, and you really should because believe it or not amazon takes those seriously, and if the Delivery Service Partner gets to many bad metrics they can loose their contract to deliver for amazon.
@@hobbyguy4640 They CHOSE the delivery parties and KNOW their record.
@@patmcbride9853 us they choose the companies but those companies have to still adhere to their metrics.