Dog Whistles and More!
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Satirical political comedy sketch from the comedian Matt Green.
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So true. Then just throw in a few reminders of what an “incredibly compassionate country” we are, and then sit back and count the votes :’(
Loved it all - especially the arm band ending 🤣
Yep, that bit got me too.
VERY strong ending indeed! 👍🏼
Red triangles marked “political prisoners", would be me.
I didn’t get it right away….. 🙃🤯
That just made it funnier 🤣🤣
@@cdean2789 I'd get two - pink and yellow.
Euphemism euphonium, bigot horn, law lies and my favourite the Kafka loop should all appear in any respectable political dictionary. Another wonderfully clever two minutes of satire. When will the main stream discover this brilliant writer and performer?
Thanks John! I’ll keep bashing these videos out and maybe one day they’ll notice!
The truth, it burns. "For the low, low price of just a small portion of your soul" 🤔🤣🤣🤣 Thank you, Matt!
I greatly admire that comedy has rightly allowed disgust to get the limelight here. Well said Mr G.
the armbands comment- LMAO
I’m not sure they don’t already have the armbands. Brilliant as always Matt 👍
They would, however the contract went to a mate of Hancock's
"... which may require armbands."
Every line an absolute zinger. 😊
"Which may require arm bands"!!!
The "...may require arm bands" got me!
Thanks Matt! Always great stuff!
nailed it matt your brilliant satire keeps me sane
“For just a small portion of your sole”… genius.
Scary, but true.
Great Work Mr G.
After last night's episode of Ted Lasso, I had to explain Suella Braverman and the Sorcerer's Small Boats to my husband here in the States. I should've just shown him this video.
Woof, woof, I'm barking mad. Top Matt as usual.
Enoch Powell would fit right in with this government.
I think even he would be horrified.
He would be far to their left
Lets be honest Joseph Goebbels would fit right in with factions of this government.
@@FakeSchrodingersCat Did you watch Mark Felton's video about Goebbals being a sex pest today as well?
@@SteveDorrans Actually no, I missed that one. I was reading a book laying out how the Nazis gradually escalated their anti-Semitic rhetoric and noticed a lot of early statements that could have been verbatim Braverman with some name changes.
It's all getting so loud now (these dog whistles and more) that I think we now need you to do an upload every hour or so so some of us, at least, can try to hold on to our sanity - the grip on it is getting weaker and weaker I fear.
As it takes at least a day to make one of these I’m afraid an hourly upload is a bit beyond my means… 😀
@@MattGreenComedy Campaign to your MP for 36 or more hours in a day. Now we're no longer shackled to the EUs competitiveness-limited ideas about day length or its anti-productivity workers' rights, you should be allowed to have more time to produce your videos. It's a Brexit benefit waiting to be exploited.
Truth ! Thanks Matt you are a national treasure ❤
very well done Matt
These dog whistles are sounding like fog horns.
I laughed out loud at the arm bands. Then had a belt of gin.
And this week’s special offer; the Giant Economy Size just 6/- or 30p.
Comes with free brown shirt, jackboots and red and white armband.
What, no trousers?
@@nekite1 well it is, basically, a Whitehall Farce.
Pity Brian Rix is no longer with us; he was also an expert on mental illness, as well as the farces.
(british customers get a black shirt)
More brilliancy, keep up the quality work.
So good, spot on as always.
Fucking hell... That disclaimer...
Perfectly delivered.
Ha ha!! Spot on as always Matt 😂 . How do you do it???
Loving this. ❤❤❤
"Outrage oboes" - love it 🤣
Fabulous , well done Mat.
As always thank you sir 👍😂😂😂 comedy genius 😂
Brilliant as ever, Matt. Pure brilliance. 👍👏👏👏
Excellent satirical humor keep up the good work
Stiletto in the eye ..brilliant
"Which may require armbands." Dear lord, hitting it right on the nose.
funny - but too accurate - UK politics are beyond satire.
"threatens to cannibalize our compassion" 💀
You should be a builder, you alway hit the nail on the head.
The kind of armbands that might help someone who fell off a small boat avoid drowning or... the other kind of armbands?
Fabulous Matt we are both laughing out loud 😂👍
Truth by Tory.. 😂… spot on! Cheers
Love it! 😂
Brilliant
117 seconds of comedy satire gold!
"A small, small portion of your soul".
That is so true. These people violate the golden rule: do to others as you would have them do to you. Breaking that rule does have consequences.
Sometimes just an hint of authoritarianism is just not quite enough…
Think about what that means!
That is an infomercial worthy of cable TV in 1980's America. Well done, Jerry Springer is smiling from above.
Scarily on point
Cannibalism gets a bad rep. End hunger : eat the Tories. 😋
That was absolutely pitch perfect.
Another fantastic performance Matt 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Nice chuckle break from screaming into my pillow.
It would be interesting to know what Robert Jenrick's wife, who is the daughter of Holocaust survivors, thinks of his othering rhetoric.
What a great find! You're BRILLIANT!!
Thanks! Welcome aboard. There are lots of previous videos to enjoy...
Dog whistling symphony of hate , another great and cutting video.
👏well done sir 👏
Apparently we’ve even got boat people coming up the river Cam in punts!
How dare the foreigners be forced to live in the same place we shove all the foreigners?!
Well done Matt. Always funny and topical
Ha! I believe I'm stuck in a Kafka loop!
Brilliant as usual!
Funny I thought Jenrrick was talking about the current Tory party. The description fits very well.
Where's the link to buy Nasty Party armbands ?
😂😂😂😂 just superb
No, don’t touch that trumpet Matt, let others do it on your behalf. A compendium of comic satire in a tidy skit.
Bang on the money as usual. Well done.
Another excellent, intelligent satirical video. Thanks Matt, I hope one day you get the public recognition you truly deserve.
Thank you!
Brilliant! Yet again 😂😂
it's all about the final sentence, for me
You're quite right, this comedy shower is moving closer and closer to donning fancy epaulettes. Since BJ stopped sporting a tie of a rude length, we've gone past tie pins, flags, bunting, fancy Sunak shirts, flags, and ...is the PM into raised heels yet, TM had them.
Played a few wind instruments in my time but never managed a dog whistle. Apparently only a politician qualifies.
I want an outrage oboe!
Yup plenty of Outrage Oboes getting blown
Did N@zi that coming!
What a truly terrible time to be alive.
Dog whistles are best operated by empty vessels.
When comedy becomes reality.....bring on the clowns (aka Tory ministers)! 👍
Why am I just finding out I need an outrage Obo!
Chef’s kiss - your political comedy is excellent. Your dual personalities remind me of Stephen Colbert in his Colbert Show days, when his show followed The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
Best yet
The wit!
Superb stuff Matt 👌
Your sax appeal is coming through loud and strong. (see the size of that Trombone) TRUMPet it from the rooftops.Spread the clarinet to catch those losers.
OK, if horn base punnery is just hot air - have I blown it?
Scary indeed.
Just Matt helping me live through Brexitland.
Coded language example from estate agents: for "hyper diverse areas" read "vibrant".
No read "Violent"
Armbands indeed.
Lol 😂 😂 😂 💪
😂😂😂😂...l love you...
With cutting satire* like this Matt I suggest you avoid open windows in high buildings to avoid the 'Russian effect' as you are a National Treasure. Britain needs you. * Any resemblance to Government policy is accidental.
Sarcasm only works if the Tories think your joking, and they don't!
Personally, I like to use the Red Trombone that makes you shit yourself!
May require armbands....and brown shirts.
Scary but true, need satire to keep the head from sinking
I can’t whistle. And I’m not a dog.
So I’m not a Tory
🎯
😂😂😂😂 🇩🇪❤🇬🇧
PS If you're a Tory, use the armbands on your feet 😁
"Which may require armbands" The most amazing thing to me about the Tories is that I didn't know it was possible to be an incompetent Fascist. I suppose we should feel lucky that they can't organize a tea party much less a genocide
👋👋👋
The Tories have been taking notes while listening to the Uber bigot Stephen Miller, advise to Trump in the US, who also has a striking resemblance to a member of the fuehrer's inner circle.
Which may require armbands... i hope you mean the medical ones... (please be the medical ones...) ...