RING FIT ADVENTURE: Fatal Fitness
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- čas přidán 28. 10. 2019
- t-posing is so last season, so chair pose
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Swear to my Bones from Persona 5 (Outro): • Video - Hry
"I lost weight because I thought it would be funny to be attractive"
He really does live for the bit
As a fellow gamer, yeah he's a very easy 8
@Elliepopcorn
10/10
10/10
No other option
Elliepopcorn fine
I wish I knew how to put it in silent mode it gives me out to run in place
Put it a little above your knee
*alpha carrying cat*
“I’m not a twitch streamer I’m just going to put her down”
ASPCA OPEN UP!
OTHER ANTI PET ABUSE ORGANIZATION OPEN UP!
CRAZY NEIGHBOR OBSESSED WITH CATS OPEN UP!
ALINITY OPEN UP
GIORNO GIOVANNA OPEN UP
He literally just perfectly summed up my experience with this game:
"I could lower the difficulty, but here's the thing: I ain't a bitch."
He is playing on a really high difficulty and whenever he does a pulse check and it says 90% it worries me
how did i read this comment at the exact time he said that
me: * sees that the coins are called money*
* realizes they could be called fitcoin
Grayokai no because it’s supposed to be like bitcoin
Grayokai they only put con on the end of things that are controller related. Joy con, ring con, etc.
Get those fitcoins to get that bitcions
@@Grayokai no that doesn't make sense
@@Grayokai He replied because he's right.
"I didn't expect this fitness game to be so grindy." But isn't getting fit basically just the irl version of grinding for levels?
OH GOD. I'M STILL LEVEL 4???
That is exactly what is
There is even items that refill mana and boost growth
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
That and studying.
Yep thats the joke
Petition to make this a full series:
🔽
It probably is, he just never titles his series’ cause he said, and I paraphrase, titles make people feel like they need to watch all the other episodes to catch up
im not gonna like but i want this to be a series too
Thanks for begging but it would be a cool series
Petition for Alpharad to speed run this game at the end of the series
🔽
YES
"I feel like this could awaken something in someone"
As if the beefed up dragon wasn't enough
It could awaken their masters.
Top-tier JoJo reference Isaac.
you mean their persona?
No something worse...
a raging erection?
"I lost weight exclusively because I thought It'd be funny to be attractive"
That's not the kind of flex I came here to see.
alpha: "this is not a cry for help"
also alpha: ends the video with "help me"
@@isthatajojosrefrence6106 dont look at the comments then
@@alvarolopez9410 What'd he say?
@@midgard9057 he said " _spoilers!_ "
@@alvarolopez9410 Idiots these days
twas not a cry for help, but a plea for help, a slight whimper.
"I lost weight because I thought it would be funny to be attractive"
*chaotic good energy*
Aaahhh a man of culture as well
JB Gaming You are contributing to society
He's on so many layers of irony it's like even his irony is ironic
homestuck
"Oh no, he's hot"
Quickly flexes on him to show dominance
Timestamp?
@@SpairM 12:20
Ender Pearl Quinn thanks
I didn't realize you were talking about the video I was thinking of squidward imagining squilliam in his underwear but he wasn't scared
Alpharad: I don’t want to give them any chance to make weird content of me so I’ll wear socks
Also Alpharad: I’m going to choke my self in the next scene
Yeah god dammit I can't see his feet
Nice
"I'm going home if this is where we die"
*Doesn't hold ab guard completely*
*Dies*
but he's already at home so he doesn't have to go anywhere
@@lorebanjo8516 "Let's go home."
"You are home."
"That was fast."
@@lorebanjo8516 That was his office or something. Clearly a different place than after he went home.
@@Bluhbear He was in the same place, it was just darker.
He has a good camera in the first place, and a crappy webcam once he goes "home"
And just when we started enjoying Exercise Alpha, he disappeared forever.
“No Pain. No Pain”
-Alpharad 2019
"I lost weight because i thought it'd be funny to be attractive"
Flex on them haters
blazeingshadows it’s funny to be attractive? No wonder he’s hilarious
@@kevin_anderson750 Ayyyy
I don't want to be that one guy judging him
But I'm going to
Who the hell tries to become attractive just to be funny?
Good living through massive irony? He should write a self-help book.
@@avolatilenoodle7829 Cause it's hilarious
Broke:
T-Posing
Woke:
Chair-Posing
Alpha: "You could be a Gamer 8, but a real life 5"
Me: Stfu boi, you're a Gamer 10 and a real life 9
"this isn't a cry for help."
I've never not believed something so aggressively in my life.
Deodorant: Lasts 48 hours
Alpha: *drinks it in 12 minutes*
i am speed
You mean i am dead
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
@@sleepypog HE DRANK THE DEODERANT
@@momsforseti I am speed lvl 2
That one person that needed to hear “stop giving that friend money” was me. Thanks Alpha
if this doesn't prove infinite possibilities exist then idk what does
God bless and stay strong! Lol
Elements Are the key Thanks, man 👍
Now you can spend it on more Yu-Gi-Oh merchandise! ...Or boring stuff like food and water, I guess.
My pall owes me £25. It’s been 3 weeks
"I never learned how to do a cartwheel in elementary school!"
...wait, they were supposed to teach us that?
He's so deep in irony i cant tell if he straight up enjoys mha and just feels like starting a war or if he just hates it
“How many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man” alpharad is in full speedrun modee
"If we lose here I'm going home"
He says in his own house
I would just assume it wasn't his house, to make everything make sense again. :P
it was his office. he went home afterwards. you can tell by the huge change of facecam
Oh, that makes sense thought it was his house cause of the drumset now I'm gonna get clowned on
Me: mom can I have persona 5
Mom: we have persona 5 at home
Persona 5 at home:
Don't you mean Final Fantasy?
Samy Baril final fantasy came out before persona though
Danpie1212 and that changes?
Danpie1212 why tf does that matter?!
This is more like SMT V, as it doesn’t have the social aspects.
"No pain..."
"No pain"
Now I just got baited there.
"Typically the things that hurt you... are good for you! Unless they're bad."
-Alpharad 2019
Truly a modern day Shakespear
9:30 I thought the same as alpharad the first thing I saw was the floss
"I'm gonna drink some deodorant after this."
-Alpharad 2019
Notification: Chair Posing
Actual title: Fatal Fitness
Okay.
Alpharad: "I wonder if someone could choke themselves with this"
Please dont give people ideas..
The Ganon Cannon 😏😏😏
ok, cool. nintendo is giving me something to attach to my noose
Also Alpharad: "this is not a cry for help"
Oh I’ll try that at home if I don’t get back at the next day I’m dead
We saw how tide pods became influential.
me: starts video
Alpharad * cool flipping intro*
Me: *Fastest like of my life.*
this comment: joke that died at least a month ago but people still wont let go for whatever reason.
SkyanUltra : fun at parties
@@tkk.24: No older than 11
Kristopher Thompson okay, but the joke is only being used by the same people who still think rage comics are unironically hilarious
"I feel this could awaken something bin someone"
You know, if you had the thought, and felt the need to point it out
you're probably calling yourself out right there
Well after the Mario Maker episode this aged well
you reached 2 million where's the feet
you better deliver jacob
And the adeline video
"I lost weight because I thought it'd be funny to be attractive." I will admit, that is legitimately hilarious. I will also add, you are legitimately hot.
Right?! It's honestly what makes this work. Watching the hot internet funny man strug- I mean exercise
8:50 the lost health was a correct correlation to what actually happened
9:04 the same happened to me, idk if I’ll ever have children
Alpha:"this isn't a call for help"
Dude isn't your entire channel basically a call for help?
For the Wii they put “Wii” in front of everything
For switch they put “con” at the end of everything
The most ambitious crossover ever;
_Wii-Con_
Minecon
Always Wright the -con suffix is an abbreviation of “controller”!
It's just one big con, man, they're getting us
Wii've been con'ned
2:51
"It attacks three people"
_But there's only one enemy_
Alpha: “It’s only good for me”
Also Alpha: gets an injury from ring fit adventure
We are at 2 milion....
WHERE IS THE FOOT REAVEAL
The fuck is wrong with you people
@@blackout3681 we are drowning in irony we have no shame
my do you find feet attractive
@@blackout3681 bro... its ironic...
theBathbombMan i know
"I never learned to do a cartwheel in elementary school"
Alpharad-2019
im 27 and i cant do a cartwheel…
@@S4B3_ If you're 27 and can't do a cartwheel, you probably never will. Otherwise, you wouldv'e taken the initiative and learned by now.
I'm 17 so I still have about 10 years to go before I'm in your shoes.
@@trickytreyperfected1482 ahh... the 17. . . I remember those days.
@@whoisArno I'm loving these days. I've heard people say that, as much as they wished they could have been grown up when they were younger, they now wish they were young again, so I've kind of just learned to take advantage of these younger years.
I accidentially did a cartwheel down our patio stairs as a 10 year old, then I kept rolling into an area with broken glass on the ground and cut up my hands... It was a really impressive cartwheel, I think it was worth the cut up hands to see how cool it was.
Broke: Smash youtuber
Woke: Ring Fit Adventure youtuber
Alternate title: Alpharad suffers for our amusement
Nobody:
Alpharad: can I choke someone with this?
Hey, I'm gonna be totally honest, that was a pretty good cartwheel for someone who never learned how to cartwheel.
I still can't cartwheel.
Were we supposed to be taught that in school?
@@micahrobbins8353 not necessarily. But a lot of people know how to do it by the time they leave elementary school.
Liked for "it don't fit!"
I was gonna like anyway, but that was the moment that made me stop and click the button.
Your first video on the RFA series inspired/convinced me to go out and get my own. I'm having tons of fun and sweating buckets. Thanks for the extra push, Jacob! Keep up the fantastic work!
Alpha: “I can do anything!”
Jevil: “Am I a joke to you?”
*Watches other people play on easy mode killing an enemy in 2 squats*
...
Alpha has to be playing on Ninja Warrior mode.
Hes playing on the "I'm not a bitch-baby" mode
I set it to the max starting difficulty and the game constantly asks me to up the level. It’s low key really hard
I'm playing on 15, and the game gives me sets of 16 or so.
Alpha is probably playing somewhere around 20-23?
I'm pretty sure he's on 23
Wait a sec the game gave me a 21difficulty to start and I am anything but fit no wonder I wanted to die after not even 3 levels already. I didnt realize thats a high difficulty(or is it not? No idea honestly)
Pichu in the background: OH YEA!
He's like alpha in the gym!
alpha: stay in school kids do p.e. or something idk, drink juice boxes.
hey man, I think it's really cool that your taking care of yourself, and while I can't afford to get Ring Fit right now, seeing you play has definitely sold me on it being a fun way to exercise, so thanks a ton for that!
8:07 For calling me out, I will continue to bully you in your mario makre 2 skill on Twitter.
MLSmash that’s a weird way to spell complement
@@Prestonian1 that's a weird way to spell compliment
zach chast it’s a regional dialect
Gamer
@@Prestonian1 ahhhh i see
Alpha: "I never learned how to do a cartwheel in elementary school"
Me Ha that's a funny
Also me: I can't even do one myself
Same
Same here
same here .mp3
I don’t no why these videos are so fun to watch
I'm actually really enjoying this series, if you're up for it, please do more!
When you talked about dropping that toxic friend who always wants money, I felt that
12:21 “Oh no! He’s hot! Kill him while we can!”
this is actually incredible content and i'm hoping you get to keep this up as a full-on series
not only is it hilarious but it's also great incentive for you to stick to the workout!
I just wanted to say thank you for uploading these believe it or not but after watching your first video it gave me the motivation too go out and buy this game myself and actively start exercising
4:54 I'm just going to put him down. That... still sounds really bad
ALPHA NOOOO!😫
He was referring to Alinity
Yeet the cat
“It don’t fit”
~Alpha 2019
8:25 "That's the the thing that genuinely blows me away"
wind literally blows out of the ring and I am losing it.
Today I started this game, I crumpled on the floor. Me: "MORE... RING... FIT..."
Mom: "Broski if you want to die go ahead but fi you want to live stop it."
Mainly because I didn't drink water.
When is the speed run?
When alpharad looks like dragaux
@Evan Tomlinson that is completely possible in like a week if you hate yourself but also want gainz
@@TalkingEthan not gainz
*GGAAAIINNNNZZ*
"This is not a call for help"
30 sec. Later:"AHHHHHHHHHH"
Your charisma pays for your life. These videos are everything.
You should totally try streaming.
Ring Fit Trainer: 11 entries
Dragaux: 54 entries
20191030
If you know what this means you're sick
Whats it mean ? No joke what does it mean
@@yankee1147 I think I know what it is
And I really don't like it
I know those numbers! It's the amount of pictures on r34!
Oh no
"Hm, I might've miscalculated" how popular this would be
I feel like Alpha is that guy who's so self aware that when depression eeks its way in he just goes "I ain't no bitch!" and yeets something out a window.
Keep it coming Alpha! I like this for some reason.
Thanks for continuing this! You doing it motivates me to keep doing my adventure
Alpharad: Thank You for the 2 mil...
Subscribers: Feet Pic! Feet Pic!
"Just because it is hurts, it doesn't means its bad"
By the way can you keep doing face cam?
Are those statements related to each other?
also "I wonder if you can choke yourself with this."
I’m going to start referring to being hit as being “Ring Fitted”.
It's 2 million subs Alpha.
You know what you need to do.
me: **sees alpharad do cartwheel**
me: "Wow, how long were you training to do that."
alpharad, a second later: "I never learned how to do a cartwheel!"
me: "Wait, WHA-
Alpharad: this isn’t a cry for help I swear
Also alpharad: help me
Probably my favourite Alpharad video
I'm super glad you did more
I feel like he took as much damage as she did after dropping her guard
Me:sees title and knows that alpharad is a gamer
Me: *impossible*
Yes need series
We love your Ring Fit vids because of the commentary.
“you can be a gamer 8 but then go to a club and be a real life 5” I felt that
Lumberjack works out for the first time 1900 colorized
This is one of the greatest video since i do not need to waste time deleting browsing history
I love this. Keep it up Alpha!
Thanks for doing part two, alpha! Edit: Alpha has a cat?
“Ow my legs! No they aren’t!”
K
Good god why go I enjoy this videos so much, keep it up
Alpha has already re-titled this video 3 times in the 5 hours its been up
Alpha:“Yeah I’m a gamer 8 and a club 5”
Me: crap I’m like a gamer two
0:03 Can relate
shirt in the beginning was totally slick tho, one of your best fits
*I WANT MORE SUFFERING ALPHARAD*