BECAUSE I GOT HIGH | Medieval Bardcore Version | Afroman
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Afroman - Because I Got High [Medieval Bardcore Version]
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Mine own medieval, fantasy orchestra presents Because I Got High for the enjoyment of knights, ladies and fine fellows of the realm.
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Original Song: “Because I Got High”
Original Artist: Afroman
Writer: Joseph Foreman
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When the "Spice" merchant comes to town
I didn't have blue eyes,
but then I got high!
Lol
This is a good one
Most underrated comment
"Kajit has wears if you have the coin."😂
I was going to rise from squire to knight, but then I got high.
I was gonna slay the beast, then I got drunk
I was going to marry my cousin, but then i got high
I was going to fight the muslins, but then i got high. I just lose a arm, and don't know why! Cause i got high, cause got high, cause got high
now they gon' chop ma' head... and I know why (why man?) YeEEEE... because I got high... because I got high... because I got highhhhh... ta-dada-da-da-da
@@aa-lr1jk incest lol this comment have me dying
When the hobbits come through with that finest pipe weed from Shire
I was gunna shave my feet, but then I got high...
@@easyezzington I messed up my taters because I got high...
The party doesn't start until Sam-Wise Ganja comes out
The precious
Olde Tobey! Finest weed in the Southfarthing 😁
When the witch burning is next to a marijuana field.
"I was gonna get up and find a broom but then I got high" reached a whole new level
@@rennandrumond2172😂😂😂😂
@@priscillajimenez27 Are you one of the witches?
@@rennandrumond2172 I am 😉
we used to be lowlanders, but now after this song, we're highlanders.
Lol
I think this one
Comment of the day.
its thy highroad i have upon you anikan
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Friends: what kind of music do you like?
Me: Its complicated
Folk.
I dead ass love this ‘nostalgix’ shire music aswell bro istg
😂😂😂🫶🙌
Only a few things more intimate then my playlist 😂😂😂
muahahahahhahaha
I run a D&D campaign and I love slipping these into the session playlist and see if the players notice.
i do the same! lol
Lmao
It’s my favorite doing this.
I wanna put this on the PA system at Ren Faire and see if someone notices. Lol
From one DM to another: thank you for this amazing idea
It is 1455 and five of my twelve children were burned alive for being accused of witchcraft, but one of them was accepted into the church and is now a clergyman, life is good and I can die in peace at the age of twenty-six.
My Lord this man of the afro comes bearing this strange herb.
garganrose holy shit that’s great lol
Ya gotta smoke da green sticky sticky!
@@Beregond1861 unfortunately I haven't made contact with Sweet Lady Mary Jane in a long time
@@garganrose That sucks :( hope you get to blaze soon.
@@finallimits1 I think you're going to get a good laugh out of this. I found a whole bunch of hemp leaves in the parking lot I work at underneath one of them there was a bud and it appears somebody must have been transporting one night while my store was closed and it was some really good but I only wish I knew where it came from.
I was gonna go to church
But then I got high
I was gonna pray and pay my tithe
But then I got high
Now the Inquisition has me on the Rack and I know why
Because I Got High Because I Got High Because I Got High
😂
Beautiful
Scary
Dude… 😂😂😂
NOBODY EVER EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
The memistic potential here is great.
Probably nobody younger than 25 knows this, though...
@@zaratrustamaster False. _Big False._
@@BrendanVlogs4You really?!
I never heard this meme was revived at some point! When did it happen?
zaratrustamaster ONE WORD VOCALOID
@@zaratrustamaster your jokeing?
When Frodo and the boys get back from Mordor and need to unwind.
One does not simply say no to a Blunt
My family hates you for making me laugh my ass off at 3am
I was gonna slay a dragon, but then I got high.
I was gonna team up with Bilbo Baggins, but then I got high.
Now Smaug teamed up with Sauron, and I know why....
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
-Gandalf The Dank
@@DirtPerson in retrospect Gandalf was the ultimate high functional stoner. mofucka was smoking out in the mines of Moria bc he had forgotten which way to go like 12 hrs before he was gonna kill a balrog and become reborn. lolllll
@@krimson8089 Underrated use of an overrated meme 🤣🤣 well done Son of Krim.
POV: its 1382 your dealer sends his messenger pigeon informing you he has the finest longleaf in the land
I feel like this is a perfect theme to start an adventure to. But then again we'd likely not get started at all.
i was gonna go on an adventure, but then i got high...
Lol!
Yea we’re going to Canterbury 😏
I was going to start an adventure but I got high. 😅🤣
Unless it was a sativa
When the potion sellers potions, are actually too strong.
LMAOOOOO
Chateau Romani milk from majoras mask lol
Apothecary.
One: it’s crazy ya brain can hear the lyrics.
Two: The person who created this is an absolute genius.
Afroman is amazing for that.
Es el año 1326, hay ejecución pública en una plaza por lo que hay una gran cantidad de gente visitando tu taberna, estás libre de lepra, aun te quedan 7 dedos, un ojo y dos de tus nueve hijos siguen vivos, la vida es buena a tu avanzada edad de 32 años.
Loco...😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
El mejor meme de 2023😂
vine por ese meme
🤣🤣🤣😉
It's the year 1289, you've survived some unknown illness (leprosy), and now you've got 7 fingers left. The winter wasn't too harsh, so your turnips, garlic, mushrooms, and beets all grew well. The feudal lord you owed taxes to got ambushed on the way and kicked the bucket, so the entire harvest is yours... until you serve another lord. You celebrate your ripe old age of 14 in the town square with this banger while they burn a witch... who happens to be your neighbor.
Whoever you are, you're a great human being and I'm glad you were born.
no u bish
@@zorletos naw fam, all of us is presh
@@ayeshamohammad6474 Damn right.
En 1635, quand t'as perdu 8 de tes 10 enfants de la peste, que le forgeron est partie avec ta femme, ta maison est passée au feu mais que le troubadour te passe ce banger. 🕺🕺🕺
POV: it's 1382 your dealer sends you a message by carrier pigeon saying he has the finest long leaf in the land
Prithee doth tell me, ser knight, doths thou partake to the devil's lettuce?
La da da da da da da
LOL @ "The Devil's Lettuce" I love it!
Prithee humble ser mayeth i partake in thy devveling lettuce?
🤣🤣🤣
I was gonna plow the fields,
but then I got high.
I was gonna make the village some meals, but then I got high.
Now all the whole hamlet is starving, and I know why!
(Why, lad?)
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
I was gonna slay a dragon but then I got high, I was gonna prepare my blades and armor but then I got high, now the dragon has burnt down the town, and I know why! *Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiiigh!*
LOL😂😂😂😂
I was gonna save a fair maiden but then I got high,
I was gonna climb the tower and kiss her, but I got high,
Now she's the fifth wife of that jerk named Charming, and I know why!
Because I got high, because I got high because I got hiiigghh...
Skyrim but with drugs
😂😂😂
@@capitalistbob69"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I got high"
It's 1666, your wife has just been burned for being a witch, but your in a tavern with the boys and the bard plays this banger
In ancient Greece, when you heard this tune it meant that you better run because Dionysos and his hippie friends are in town and lure people into hedonism and absurdity.
_Or...get in line, the moment you hear, to buy a ticket!_
And murder orgies. Don't forget the murder orgies.
"I sayeth, the smoketh from these burning plants sure is making me feeleth comical"
*the end result of Geralt's bard friend drinking a too strong potion*
Witcher reference. Huzzah!
Hmmm... A Blunt of Power. Gotta draw from it...
Geralt: "Just one more draw, Vesimir"
Vesimir: "Geralt u have a fkn problem m8"
Hark, hark, hark, hark! .....burn herbs till its dark
- Physician Dre
Or Alchemist Andreas
Wouldn’t it be Ser Nathan of house Dogg?
When your uncle comes back from the crusade in the holy land and brought back some "Moses Bush"
"Now I understand how a mere man talk with god by the means of a burning bush..."
When you and the boys get some hashish from the last crusade.
This translates surprisingly well to medieval instrumentation.
When Gandalf got that fire from the shire
Someone needs to invent reverse bardcore where you take an actual song from the middle ages and make a modern pop song.
Led Zepplin did it with Gallows Pole, I think.
I thought thats what dubstep remixes were for
I was going to do that but then...
@@Jakethegoodman you got high
@@apostol1334, which track by Evil Needle?
If Seth Rogen made a movie about medieval times, this would be the theme.
He did once and it sucked lol
@@undergroundrapsubscribe2707 Your Highness?
@@DarkPowerOwnage you got it lol
@@undergroundrapsubscribe2707 Ngl I thought that movie was hilarious. I guess they say that's why humor is subjective lol.
@@DarkPowerOwnage now that I think about it I was drinking Jagermeister wanting a cigarette the whole time lol. Maybe that's why I walked out😂
When the partys bard isnt a sexual deviant and instead a drug addict.
Why not both?
I was gonna have sex but then I got high
Edit: that better, Hulan Mo?
My first character was a bard.
I drugged a party member and bought them a prostitute because they got in my way.
In hindsight I think I might've been evil.
@@mattway18 If you put the actual lyrics as the context, this is pretty accurate.
Indeed...too hilarious...
I cannot express how happy this song makes me
If I have a child & need PG music for the car ride, this is gonna be the move.
Just dont problem solved
Modern problems need modern solutions
wholesome AF
@@amariliscatclaw142 exactly
it's 1587, your wife just passed away from a fever, your kids were stolen and sold as slaves but you meet your mate at your favorite tavern and listen to this hit, you're happy
Because I ate rye, because I ate rye, because ryyyyeee
lol
LSD is so tasty
The whole town thinks me a witch for I ate bad rye,
They wish to burn me at dawn for I ate bad rye,
I feel like eating more as to see blue sky,
(Your line)
I'm literally here because of the new trend lol, I love this song !!
I was gonna work on ye fields, but then I got high
was gonna grind the grain, but then I got high (what is thy fate?)
Now I’m sentence to 20 lashes and I know why
Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
My D&D party travels around in cariages pulled by a buncha giant cappybaras. This is their travel song.
So high right now, I closed my eyes for a only a moment and almost fell off my donkey here in the shire.
This should have been Gandalfs intro into hobbit village 😂
I went into the comments to see if others were getting the same vibe from this music and I find you wrote the exact image I was picturing in my head
When your brother comes back from crusade and he got some green spices from the Orient.
I was going to join the crusades but then I got high, was going to sharpen my blades but then I got high. Mine horse is still ungelded and I know why, huzay! because I got high.
How tf is this actually like amazing
When you hang around the Scythian "sauna" tent too long
Sire, the envoy from Nubia has arrived. Shall I instruct the bards to play the song again?
When i wake up in the morning and look on recommended. Yup thank you
I know this may get buried but this bardcore version is one of my all time favorite songs. I just love the beats and flutes. Is there anyway we could get young and wild and free by wiz khalifa.
Same here, it makes me almost want to cry lol
Woke up in Alamut, and then I got high
Trained with the hashashin, and then we got high
Now Phillip de Montferrat's dead, and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I was gonna go on Crusade, but then I got high
It was gonna be the Vult of Deus, but then I got high
Now Jerusalem's controlled by infidels, and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
@@JimRFF Twas gonna take my steed to war, but nay, I was high.
Slept through my captains orders, cause I was high.
Now Im a prisoner of war, and yae, I know why.
Actually nay, I was high. i was hiiiigh.
underrated comment
When you decide to set that strange leaf you found on fire
I can now imagine what "The Hangover" would look like if it was in medieval times.
"Who stole the King's crown and tiger?"
Can you imagine arriving to the public plaza to witness a public execution and before the event the troubadour stars playing this banger.
Heard the beat and just had to see what madness the comment section came up with. Was not disappointed.
*When* Peter Piper *pulls out the "magic horn" with a glass cylinder attached to it.*
_"Because I happen'd to be astronomical after partaking on the devil's tainted lettuce"_
"The devil's tainted lettuce" is now the only way in which I will refer to marijuana.
Ya but it's not "tainted"...jus the devils lettuce is all
When you go on a Dark Brotherhood mission but take too much Skooma
😂😂😂😂😂yo!
Redwater skooma
Now I'm listening to medievalized songs on youtube and i knoooow whyyy....
Cuz u got high
@@weritas6989 Dabadap Bap Daba da
merrily this a good song that taketh me back to the year of our Lord 420.
This is the song the world needs right now.
Es el año 2023, es 25 de diciembre y te encuentras trabajando para poder pagar tus deudas; la compañera del trabajo llevo recalentado de la cena del 24 y un cliente te regalo una bolsa de dulces; la vida es buena a tus 43 años.
This one is actually fairly relaxing. Nicely done +1
I love this version. Very festive for this time of year.
Agreed 😅✌️
I was going to become a knight, but then I got high...
Now I am working in the tavern and I know why..
Why man?
papa hunter Cuz I’m high, Cuz I’m high, Cuz I’m high...
Lalala la lalala
Your love of the halflings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind.
I love history memes
Remember: Cannabis is the first smoked herb ever. Before tobacco.
Your love of the halflings leaf has clearly slowed your mind.
Year 1347, you live in a good kingdom in peace, and only have sifilis, the live is good at your long age of 23 years.
This shit dope in 2023 💦
I'm imagining Gandalf sitting in hobbiton smoking a pipe with Bilbo and just vibing to this
When your liege lord takes all your grain so you go foraging and accidentally pick up the wrong mushrooms
fun fact, we're been smoking weed and drinking beer for almost 4 thousand years
"Why is the granary unguarded?"
Lords Jay and Silent Bob, can't help of thinking of those two
ahaha same lmfao
I was gonna go on a pointless crusade, but then I got high.
The sound when you take a blunt sword into battle
You definitely deserve more subs
Immediate sub; this is superb!
I was going to write some lyrics...
Lol
When your wandering party happens upon a stash of Halfling pipe-weed.
Año 1348 , 1 de tus 14 hijos sobrevivio a la peste del diablo (bubónica) , el terrateniente con el que te endeudaste de por vida murio y ahora tienes su tierra , tienes unos puntos negros pero disfurtaras tu vejez bien
La vida es buena a tus 23 años
I need a 10 hours version
I was gonna pay the Venetians, but then I got high
I was gonna buy their crusaders off, but then I got high
Now they’re sacking Constantinople and I know why (Why Basileus?)
Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Someone needs to invent time travel so we can go back and get this playing in all the meadhalls.
Its 1350 and the Herb farmer has just sent you a messenger pigeon to inform you he has the finest Longleaf in all the land fresh and ready to partake in 😅🤣😂
When you play Age of empires ,but you are stoned af.
That's stone age sir
This should have been in Lord of the Rings considering that Gandalf was smoking fantasy weed.
Ah yes, the music of the highlands.
Goodness me, brother. I seem to have had a rather insane idea. Please pass me that parchment paper. and now, I will use this parchment paper to carefully seal this cannabis. Please pass me that candle and touch the flame to my creation. Ooh, yes, brother! The cannabis is incredibly potent. I swear on mine own life, 'tis a magic herb. When I feel frightened, I need only practice this routine, and my fears shall all but vanish.
i love these songs but i love the comment section just as much
Tnx Instagram for introducing me to this masterpiece 🥲
La de los memes jejeje
Stuff like this is why I love the Internet.
Its 1382 your dealer sends his messenger pigeon informing you he has the finest long leaf in the land
I finally found the song! I heard it on Instagram several times, and finally got it on CZcams. 😂
That recorder is clean son!!
What if someone showed this to some medieval dudes in the past, and they loved it?