The Korok Torture Tier List
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CARok
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Firing squad
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Korok centipede
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Anything involving burning the Korok needs to be higher up on the pain teir list. Getting burned is way worse than getting bruised. I would know.
You’re probably right on that one 🔥 🍁
Especially as they're wood and leaves.
Got burned once making toasts and it left a bruise on my finger that lasted for weeks, can't even imagine what fully burning would do
@@PicklechipGG plus they're wood+leaves
Yeah me too
i like how it escalates from "may need hospitalization" to "ganon wouldn't survive"
What got to me was "What Korok?" and "Jeffery Yah-hah Dah-mer" on the S tiers of Lethality and Sadism tiers.
@@superwhatevergamin9634 for real bro
Also 0:36 is a James Bond reference to a scene in gold finger
I love how quickly the ENTIRE zelda fantasy went from "aw, little gremlins, I will bonk them on the head with the rock they were hiding under" to devising tortures so horrific they'd fit well with medieval punishments, make good CIA inspiration, and cause Satan to wince in discomfort.. all because they make a little noise, force you off of your objective, take ages to complete and are physics objects
not everyone, many feel bad fpr them and dont 🥺😭 i love the lil bros
@@bugguyonlineBLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
They deserve it because Mido was a bitch and the kokiri became koroks
Maybe Saria doesn't deserve it but Mido sure as hell does
Bold move by Nintendo for allowing koroks to be moved around like this and glued to stuff. I'm convinced at least _some_ of the devs had to know what people would do with them.
What do you mean "some of the devs"?
It's an undeniable FACT that EVERY one of the devs KNEW,
A. What the players wanted and,
B. Gave them the tools (Ultra Hand and Auto Build.) to do it.
The best way is to use pillars and such to hang the korok near a molduga, shoot under the korok, and suddenly, there is one less korok in your radius.
That's not torture that's execution
@@StarshadowMelody It's a simple reminder of their place in the food chain.
On today's episode of Inappropriate Korok Tourture... wait, is he going to feed him to the Molduga?
Link: *y e s*
What about incorporating them somehow into a tree-cutting machine? (if that exists)
You can't kill the backpack Koroks, but you sure can burn down a forest of them.
I did that one once, just throwing the Korok into the sand and attracting the Molduga, and I was like: "Hey, Korok, do you know the story of Pinocchio?"
Here's a silly psychological way to torture a korok:
Get the little hellspawn and bring him RIGHT next to his goofy friend. If you're feeling less evil, only do it to where the friend says "You're here!"
Then pull them apart and either:
A: Put the korok a minor distance from its friend, maybe even have them stare at each other, and just leave them. They never get to actually get to each other, and are forced to stare for eternity... or until the friend respawns.
or B: Torture the korok in front of the friend.
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Bro we torturing the koroks for revenge not cuz we are psychopaths you need to go see a mental doctor cuz you got some problems you fucking psychopathic insane person
I brought one right up to his friend, then dropped him off the sky island in front of his friend. So close. Yet so far.
Better yet, gather a bunch of koroks and torture all of them in front of that one korok
why do you hate koroks? they were so cute in botw and they still are
The amount of faith you have in Korok survivability astounds me
If they have the willpower to wait in one single spot for days maybe months just for us to find them, I would think they could take a hump or 2 😎
BUMP*** TAKE A BUMP****
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@@PicklechipGG A WHAT
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I saw a good one where someone hung one over the Gerudo desert as a sacrifice. A molduga jumped out of the sand and swallowed it whole and it was just gone after that. Out of all the torture videos I've seen that's the only one where a korok is completely obliterated.
Does the korok respawn?
Video name?
Korok: *trapped and burning alive*
"Yeah they'll be fine just a bruise or two."
Lmaooo I may have misjudged a few 😬
It's funny how the intensity tier list jumps from hospitalization to ganon-killing.
Nintendo should've seen this coming when they reintroduced korok hunting in TotK. Did they really expect players not to hold a grudge after the golden poo incident?
One of my favorites is still the zooming crucifix from RTGame's Day 3 vid at around 46:05 of his video. The added touch of his response to their little line made it even better. "I hope your friend is god." before he sends the crucified Korok zooming off into the distance.
That one was so good
Stop korok torture
Yaha-ha
@@jedinathan67no
Today I took one, gave him a blade, and took him into battle with me with the monster patrol crew. He did so well until a moblin took his blade.
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Starting the video with "one of the better crucifixions" is such a power move
I've seen so many koroks be crucified. I've seen many burn. I've even thrown them in a ditch myself. But I had _never_ seen one crucified, burned at the stake and immediately sent to hell all at once. What a fantastic start.
Aww, I wanted to see your opinion on the one where a guy glues the korok to two horse towing harnesses and then scares the horses to try and pull it apart Medieval style, causing glitchy mayhem
Ooo I haven’t seen that one 🤔
At 5:52 that machine looks like it may have been inspired by that "let's build a machine to cook a chicken by slapping it" device. (the laws of physics say you can do this, but building it is... a bit of a challenge since you have to slap the chicken... a lot.)
hmm. thought it was a secks thing to be quite honest
"I need to reach my friend!"
*You'll meet him in the afterlife sooner or later*
So i was driving my little tank, blowing stuff up araund the map and then i found a korok on a cliff asking me to get him on island 1km away across all water.
I said, fuck it, trow him on my little tank and slowly nudged him off the very very very very high cliff to the death.
For science 🫡
I've build a few, some of my favorite are- a spinning blade saw of death using nothing but lynel parts attached to clubs, more specifically the Lynell horns that look like claws- like its some kind of meat pulling and ripping machine designed to tenderize with eight around a large monster wheel with a korok attached to a steak to keep him still. Constantly hit at a rapid speed with that- I thought, that is not enough- so I added two, both going in opposite directions to allow for faster rate of hits per second. Highest possible DPS I could get on the little bugger. Then I added campfires beneath him for added damage, of course- adding some batteries to the whole construction so it can last for a loooong time while I am off and away. Next- I made what is equivalent of an arm, korok attached to it and all it does is raise him then slam him into the ground. Attaching pinecones to him to ensure a nice roasty grill, and campfires right at the precise spot it will be slammed down into. With a MASSIVE burst of flames, so intense you can no longer see the korok- once it dies down you can see the korok with a heavy object on top of it and its face down into the fire pits below. And finally, my favorite- I attached a cannon directly to a koroks face, and then a battery to it. Put it in a minecart, then put a minecart on top to contain the korok and the explosion. Then I dropped it into a lake.
Bro is too diabolical even for this tier list
fr can't even put these tourture methods on the list legally
@@banana_te those are just prototypes, I got ideas on how to improve each later. Like using a motor in addition to the wheels for faster spinning and pain. I genuinely hate those koroks.. I want to cause them as much pain as humanly possible. this is not for laughs, this is not for giggles, this is not for a spectacle. This is for revenge, and nothing else.
yo what did they do to you 😭
They know what they did. @@banana_te
See, initially I thought this torture tier list was going to be an indicator of how hard you, Link, have to struggle to find the damn thing. (Those basketball rock koroks in BOTW still give me PTSD.)
I cannot tell you how many hours I spent on those before I found out you need to use cryonis on them
@@UltimatePowerRanger I used cryonis but had a really hard time bouncing the rock across the ice blocks to get in the goal. Unless I was doing it totally the wrong way (always a possibility). :P
@@UltimatePowerRanger Wait I could have used cryonis for them? This whole time!
Didnt feel like finishing it
Time/torture type/die rate/evilness
0:17 crucifix B A
0:34 laser + crucifix B C
0:48 plane crash C D 1:03 fire box C D
1:19 rock. D S
1:29 crucifix + fans D D
1:47 drowning B S
2:08 korok wheel C A
2:21 plane crash 2.0 D D
2:33 korok wheel 2.0 D C
it’s the thought that counts ❤️ 🔥
That's a pin of shame if I've ever seen one
@@Night-Lordfor some reason the top text kept getting deleted
Edit: OH FUCK I REALIZED I GOT PINNED
Edit 2: im finsihing it anyways due to me getting pinned (i skipped the meat as its not really a torture):
2:55 electic pedestal A S
3:20 korok kebab C A
3:42 space mission D D
3:59 carok D S
4:25 killer korok A A
4:56 firing squad S B
5:12 korok train C A
5:36 crucifix + lightning B A
5:53 idk how to describe C A
6:16 windmill D C
6:30 space mission 2.0 B C
6:55 trip to brazil D C
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I think Ganon could survive being shot by a bomb. The electric waterboarding one though, I mean wow.... That's powerful right there.
A firing squad of bombs though...
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@@PicklechipGG This video just made me buy a Wii U
@@Elucidator18 wait… 🛑
For verticality one rocket is the same as 20 rockets. They do not increase height if they activate at the same time so tbh those two should place nearly identical imo.
4:58 and the silence when he put in the “what korok?” Tier killed me lmfao wondering
Wonderful not wondering oops mb
you could show this video to anyone who doesn't flush the toilet, with a little explanation as to what "korok seeds" are and a cute little note like "keep it up and you're next to be ranked"
Can't believe you didn't include the multi-stage korok rocket.
yeeeaaa I messed up on that one
Korocket
@@ProfPyro i love it
Best video to watch at 3am by far while eating cereal, thank you sir for this glorious gift.
ahh my favorite 3am snack. Glad you enjoyed :)
When I transport Koroks, I'll attach them to the underside of my car face down so that they're constantly being grinded into the ground, which should realistically kill them.
Though my favourite one that I've seen other people post has to be feeding them to a Molduga.
Omg lol
Fun fact! Tier of your actions directly correlates to the tier of hell you go to!
So that means I'm going to the 9th circle of Hell for dropping rocks on them?
I was today years old when i realized korok spelled backwards is korok.
The brain is truly a wonderous thing.
They're really into backwards-ness in TotK huh?
@@SuperMarioOddityZelda: KtotK
@@carnage0685 Ah yes, Kingdom of the of Kingdom. Such grammar.
@@SuperMarioOddity You have dyslexia. That would be Zelda: KotoK, which looks a lot like the word 'Korok', incidentally. Maybe you were traumatized by Korok seeds?
@@carnage0685 I don't, and I am. Kingdom the of the Kingdom makes no sense either, so my point stands.
bring every korok in the game to the chasm. put them in a cage. the cage is the premade metal one from forts to save resources. then connect support beans with wood.
make it like the one where the korok was crusified above the chasm in layout, but with the cage there instead of the cross.
then, bring a cover for the cage, and put wood going from the covor to the support beams. the cover must cover the whole cage and be made of wood.
leave a fire rod in the cage, and leave with the koroks in the cage, metal side down, where the only chance of escape will most likely send them to hell.
I think they'd end up despawning, there's over 400 of them
@@twinzzlers you capture them by finding the first one and carrying them to the second one, and carrying the first and second one to the third one, etc.
And here I am, walking the lil guys over and setting them down as gently as I can 😭
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I can't wait to see the new korok torture methods discovered in the next few years!
My favorite is still dragging them around with your horse wagon attachment. Simple but effective.
I actually use horses more often than vehicles in this game on the overworld so that i don't just speed by everything. And on top of that it means i get to draw and quarter every korok i come across. Not incredibly creative but quite hilarious dragging koroks across the ground shredding them to bits
I haven't seen any korok torturing videos and within the first 20 seconds u have crucifixion. I am hooked, this is hilarious. Sharing to everyone
WELCOME 🍁🔥
Ty for this expertly made analysis on the zelda metagame!
I hope it helped! 😁🍁
0:35 Lasers can be safe, but also harmful. Depends on a few factors, such as Wattage and Wavelength. If they hurt enemies, consider them Class IV Lasers, the most dangerous.
at the very least, the koroks are instantaneously permanently blinded. can't find a spot to hide IF YA CAN'T SEE ANYMORE!
Can't wait for the next game. Where we face off against calamity Korok. Built up by all the malice generated by us in this game.
When CZcams's algorithm suggests you this, lovely.
I’ve cracked the code! 🐴
My itch still isn’t satisfied. I’m coming out of hibernation to feast on Korok.
Happy hunting
Zelda: Ooo a Korok!
Link: .... *Pulls out flame emitter
Link: we got dinner :D
5:39 “Strike me down, Zeus, you don’t have the balls-“ is my favourite. Especially the cutoff.
The koroks begging before crucifixion “I need to reach my friend” 😢
The “cement shoes” one looks simple, yet terrifying. Drowning seems slow and painful.
I now want a fused together korok-balrog fighting link on a bridge built over a chasm ending with link taking down the bridge as they both fall in with frodo shouting, “Gandalf!”
Gods this was so cathartic. Thank you Picklechip ^_^
Lmaooo your welcome I hope it healed u
love you mate this was a great video
Thank you friend 😊
You gotta be kidding me that putting lasers in his eye is worse than dropping him hundreds of feet with no hope of a safe landing. One of those will bruise him up a bit, but not even Gannon could probably survive that fall
Don't worry guys, Koroks are like lobsters, they don't actually feel any pain
Tbh the korok would likely die from falling in the chasm
The small chance it lands on soft backpack tho 🤏. but yeah u prob right
bro you are so funny and underrated you deserve more subs so keep up the good work
I appreciate that my friend 😊🔥
i just thought everyone here deserved the privilege to know that the korok torturing has become so infamous it made it on to the list of official middle school ETHICS bowl cases for this year. we have to debate the morality of torturing koroks in zelda.
pls show the school my video lmao
My favorite one I did was attach 2 wheels, a stabilizer, and a steering stick and just use the korok as a car body
6:23 “it seems like the Koroks are having fun here”
the multiple forces of gravity acting upon it to make what little time it has conscious before it is knocked out and dies a brutal death a living spinning hell:
😂
@@PicklechipGG as an aviation enthusiast I couldn’t help but think of the G forces 💀
Well that just makes sense ✈️ EDUCATED torture
3:18 You meant to say:
That person was a visionary. A pioneer to the future of Hyrule. The first line of defense.
Yeah you’re right 🛡️
Here's an idea: make a wicker man to imprison the korok(s) in and place it above the chasm where dinraal will dive into the depths. As dinraal comes down, the wicker man (with the koroks inside) sets on fire and breaks, falling into the chasm. The harvest will be bountiful this year.
Oh my god lol
Better yet the chasm near tarry town is where dindral rises from the depths. At least let him have a snack for helping us. - bonus points because at the bottom of that chasm is a high tier frox that will bodyslam anything coming down.
Very straight and to the point. Overall good opinions, good video.
Thank you friend!
I actually like how he didn’t just put the OG rock-on-korok torture in top tier for no reason. Actually explained how that started all the other torture
Sell them duped slabs of meat, when the Great Deku tree comes to have em pay rent… what are they gonna do with 9999999 slabs frozen gourmet meat
this is hilarious lol
I never understood why people enjoy torturing the Koroks. Honestly, whenever I see them, I just want them to be happy. It breaks my heart when they get scared and/or hurt.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
My personal favorite method is using the standing zonal machine with a ton of logs and a flat wooden piece to make a Korok-apult. Then lining it up to launch the little ******* into a chasm
Stunning. I absolutely must perfect my Korok Femur Breaker
oh my
get every korok in the damn game, glue em together, glue that to a couple of stones, and then drop em into zora's domain.
their only hope is that a zora see's em and they got an oxegen tank in that backpack.
Nice video, keep going and you will be big some time
I'm calling it right now:
in the next Zelda game we get, Nintendo is gonna go back to the Kokiri, in hopes that, if they look more like children, we'll be less inclined to torture them.
“Strike me down Zuez!… you don’t have the balls- *gets stricken down* “
Got a really good cut.
* Sniff sniff * I smell a VERY underrated channel, you earned a sub
THANK U 😊
Dude that firing squad clip had me dead
0:17 "Now I noticed y'all brought some crosses to burn. If ya run out, don't worry, 'cause Jim brought more in his truck!"
You deserve way more subscribers!
Thank you I’m workin towards it :)
Zelda: Aww! Those little Koroks are so cu- LINK, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS?!
Great vid i laughed many times 10/10
Thank you 😊
Bro i love your humour wtf this is great
Thank you friend :)
droping rocks on koroks maybe i am a monster, i do that for every one under a rock.
*blocks up korok*
"Meh korok will be ok"
*drops a rock on korok*
That was totally diabolical. A+!
Wow man really good work going from about 100 views a video to 76k in three days 👍
thank you!!
I was laughing my ass off while watching this video, Thanks!
Just the content I was looking for :D thanks! (also tell me how to build all of them😈)
This is so funny but like... poor korok
The algorithm at work is truly a miracle, bringing such a beautiful video to my eyes
Glad to have you here :) 🎉
you're amazing, I've subscribed
Thank you!! 😊
Omg this is amazing
The moment you mentioned the korok unleashing his inner Gurren Lagann i had to like the video. Loved that anime to death.
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@@PicklechipGG gurren lagann, spin on
No shot you only have 2k subs btw I love you editing style
Before I posted this I only had about 450 subs haha. Thank you! 😎
4:55 this one and the next one are crazy 💀
two planks that a korok is in-between with any spikey thing attached to the inward sides facing the korok and rockets on the outward side.
i love how you can tell that the videos are playing free bird despite being muted
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This is my favorite TOTK video on the site and nothing will change this fact.
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I love koroks but I also love launching them a mile away with an anti aircraft korok launcher
Dude they made an ameno song with the koroks voices it's beautiful
top tier content right here
Thank you :)
Watching this video while building a carbomb in totk
Getting crushed by a car wont end you with bruises. Amyways, good video!
You right lol thank you 🦩
Wow this tierlist is basically ways people tortured inoccent creatures and listing how effective the torturing is. Like that's a bit dark
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this is what happens when they make us collect hundreds of korok 💩💩💩
There is nothing innocent about the Koroks.
Koroks are evil vile monsters.
Also doesnt help the Korok Mask might be more useless then Frog Armor.
The cannon one made me cry of laughter
I really think the airplane explosion and Korok going "kaboom" should have been C tier at minimum