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  • @alihasan-zg7oq
    @alihasan-zg7oq Před 5 měsíci +2139

    "Doing a little face work is like a gender transition of age for your face , nobody will be fooled but you." Merry Christmas !!

  • @Babylon2060
    @Babylon2060 Před 5 měsíci +521

    You won't look like an old person if you don't look like a person at all.😂😂😂

  • @user-lo4fn2vg9t
    @user-lo4fn2vg9t Před 5 měsíci +92

    "Why look geriatric when you can look gruesome?!" I love it!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ultimatecapt.
      @ultimatecapt. Před 2 měsíci

      As I was reading this comment he said the exact same thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nigelcarren
    @nigelcarren Před 5 měsíci +313

    Don't do it kids! Always remember: "A face without wrinkles... is a book without words!"
    Compliments of the season to you all. 🇬🇧🌞🇺🇲

  • @nancylayden6871
    @nancylayden6871 Před 5 měsíci +609

    I will be 68 next month. I decided to stop dying my hair blonde in June. I cut my hair, and it is all white now! Gotta embrace getting old at some point!

    • @theodorabruin4601
      @theodorabruin4601 Před 5 měsíci +30

      Do whatever makes you happy!❤

    • @SKimilku
      @SKimilku Před 5 měsíci +53

      White snowy hair is absolutely gorgeous!

    • @carrionflowers6764
      @carrionflowers6764 Před 5 měsíci +3

      trump never stopped

    • @JeremyBertram-nd3wj
      @JeremyBertram-nd3wj Před 5 měsíci +21

      I'm 45 and have gray in my beard and a little bit in my hair. I don't mind because these younger chicks seem to dig it. They call me a gray fox.

    • @veganconservative1109
      @veganconservative1109 Před 5 měsíci +23

      I had relatives who professionally dyed hair and ended up with cancer from the toxic chemicals used. Mom would dye her hair and I had to leave the area because the stink was intense. She died of lung problems. Sad thing is you can always tell when an older (and younger) have colored their hair. Nobody is being fooled. Glad you've given it up. I'll never dye mine. It looked great when it was about 50/50 grey. Now mostly white and looks fine.

  • @melatwrites
    @melatwrites Před 5 měsíci +539

    I kind of needed this. I'm a late gen Xer and I despise ageing, but my husband of 21 years has begged me not to start botoxing or cutting up things. He has asked me to age gracefully with him. JP's video was a good reminder that my husband is right on this.

    • @cloudster9842
      @cloudster9842 Před 5 měsíci +22

      I'm so pleased for you to have such a wonderful husband. I often wonder that, why the woman has to look 20 years younger than the man even if they're the same age, it's just not right. Although probably not too long before a lot of men start doing it (I already know of one).

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 Před 5 měsíci +21

      He is. You had your time, there is nothing wrong with get older. It used to be a respectable thing.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@cloudster9842no one told the women they need to look 20 years younger than the man, except other women. Or they just assume it. If you are single, that's unfortunate, but men are programmed to be attracted to women in their prime reproductive years, while clearly many women have no problem with older guys (not that it's super easy for a middle aged guy to go around picking up girls either). That's just biology, "fair" doesn't come into it. You just want to still be considered attractive like a young person, but that's not how it works. I mean we can start mandating sexual attraction by law, force men to go after older women equally with younger ones. Should work fine.

    • @totallyfrozen
      @totallyfrozen Před 5 měsíci +9

      @@justforever96
      People don’t like getting older when the candles on their birthday cake out number their accomplishments. It’s quite common.

    • @captainquint25
      @captainquint25 Před 5 měsíci

      It's always obvious when someone does this; no one is being fooled. The net effect is merely demonstrating insecurity to anyone who casts their eyes upon the person. Go Mediterranean diet and you'll be better spending your money and effort.

  • @wardygrub
    @wardygrub Před 5 měsíci +102

    As someone who’s skint and ageing badly, I say we need to MAKE LOOKING OLD GREAT AGAIN! Promote the older look rather than obsess about appearing young all the time!!!

    • @lorihoop3831
      @lorihoop3831 Před 4 měsíci +7

      I'm so sick of it. I'm 53 and look my age and am fine with it.
      This pressure to look youthful is manifesting in people as body obsession and the plastic surgeons are laughing all the way to the bank, and the people are starting to look the same. It's kind of creepy in a stepford way

    • @bumblebee4280
      @bumblebee4280 Před 3 měsíci +3

      No. When you were young you had your fair share of admiration. Stop trying to deprive the young of today by demanding attention be placed back on you.
      Learn to value yourself without other people's validation. When they see your complete acceptance of yourself, they can't bully you for your age or signs of aging. You won't care. You'll know your value is not in how you look.

    • @wardygrub
      @wardygrub Před 3 měsíci

      @@bumblebee4280 Yes! you are so right!. Thank you 🙏🏽 x

  • @jottdee
    @jottdee Před 5 měsíci +82

    Yes, it's scary, here in Germany (and I am sure in the US too) the young girls are doing it and they look all the same after it. Gruesome. So beautiful people before. Can't believe it. Nature and authenticity is beautiful, not the artificial, plastic stuff.

  • @J..a..y
    @J..a..y Před 5 měsíci +347

    I think a naturally aged woman is beautiful.

    • @ConservativeGrouch
      @ConservativeGrouch Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@pourquoisuisjeban5534 I thought Emmanuel Beart was one of the most beautiful women in the world; then she had plastic surgery (to improve WHAT I cannot imagine). She now bitterly regrets the results and she is an activist AGAINST needless procedures.

    • @thorbaine7457
      @thorbaine7457 Před 5 měsíci +6

      Perfect example is senator Marsha Blackburn!!¡!!

    • @brunoqnzbk7891
      @brunoqnzbk7891 Před 5 měsíci +7

      Helen Mirren has entered the chat. ❤

    • @tjj5337
      @tjj5337 Před 5 měsíci

      What the hell happened to Madonna???? Is she sick?

    • @MrX-zz2vk
      @MrX-zz2vk Před 5 měsíci +1

      I think it was Henri Cartier Bresson, a documentary & street photographer from back in the 1940s-50s who asked a middle-aged woman to let him take a portrait of her, and she was insecure because of her age and wrinkles.
      So he told her not to worry about any of that because "Wrinkles are merely a sign or proof that you have lived."

  • @cl7510
    @cl7510 Před 5 měsíci +150

    Madonna is looking like the doll from the Saw movies.

    • @tanucci733
      @tanucci733 Před 5 měsíci +11

      That may have been her motivation..

    • @kateshiningdeer3334
      @kateshiningdeer3334 Před 5 měsíci +8

      OH CRAP! I've been trying to figure out why I got such weird vibes from that photo - you nailed it! Thanks!

    • @juneyshu6197
      @juneyshu6197 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Thats where I saw it, thank you!

    • @rj-jl5nv
      @rj-jl5nv Před 5 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Soljigham
      @Soljigham Před 5 měsíci +6

      Maybe she wanted to play a game.

  • @lonnarheaj
    @lonnarheaj Před 5 měsíci +41

    Getting old is a blessing denied to many. I have invested a lifetime getting to my senior years, so I have earned the right to embrace my age and flaunt it. The key point to remember: Aging is inevitable, but growing up is optional! 😁

    • @paulreid2223
      @paulreid2223 Před 4 měsíci +2

      As a previous work colleague said to me once " If you haven't grown up by 50, you don't have to" - still makes me burst out laughing !!!

    • @vincentwolf1456
      @vincentwolf1456 Před měsícem

      Getting old is a curse. Stop trying to glamourize it. There's NOTHING good about it. The only reason we're saying this, is because we can't do anything about it. The moment we find a fix -- 95% of the people will be rushing over each other to stop their aging.

  • @mikekerasi
    @mikekerasi Před 5 měsíci +25

    Classic JP. Never dissapoints!!!

  • @shanefudge484
    @shanefudge484 Před 5 měsíci +257

    'Shallow, self absorbed celebrities who have no self awareness' is absolutely spot on

    • @risnlion6439
      @risnlion6439 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Or they have a severe mental health condition called Body Dysmorphia.

    • @shanefudge484
      @shanefudge484 Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@risnlion6439 one that is triggered when age catches up with them eh?

    • @risnlion6439
      @risnlion6439 Před 5 měsíci

      @@shanefudge484 It gets worse as you age. I grew up watching my mom deal with this issue. Naturally, I got it too. Im sure with celebs the symptoms are amplified since they're in the spotlight

  • @JustZophie
    @JustZophie Před 5 měsíci +90

    That's not plastic surgery that's how aliens hide among us.

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist Před 5 měsíci +14

      As a lizard person I want to protest that we usually do much better work than this!

    • @MagsArt
      @MagsArt Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@Mereologist😂

    • @user-rw2uh5bv3o
      @user-rw2uh5bv3o Před 5 měsíci +5

      Lol I spit out my coffee

    • @dianejensen3420
      @dianejensen3420 Před 5 měsíci +4

      I'm dying!! That's hilarious!! 😂😂😂

  • @jeffrey3793
    @jeffrey3793 Před 5 měsíci +39

    Thank you for being such an activist for the "reality" cause, and so damn funny.

  • @dianetm8557
    @dianetm8557 Před 5 měsíci +12

    one of my favourite aunts who lives in CA has been quietly having surgery. It hasn’t improved her appearance. It has encouraged me to age gracefully without any PS ever…ever.

  • @Lisa-Sherlock-Holmes
    @Lisa-Sherlock-Holmes Před 5 měsíci +273

    Who would have thought Roseanne Barr would end up looking way better than Madonna!

    • @BaiMengLing
      @BaiMengLing Před 5 měsíci +26

      As a kid growing up in the 80s and idolizing Madonna as a teenager in the 90s while lauging at Roseanne show on TV, it really blows my mind but also hope, cause I was the ugly (fat) duckling back then, and now well I'm all natural, athletic and striving towards a "roseanne" aging ;)

    • @Hentai-Semite
      @Hentai-Semite Před 5 měsíci +12

      She looks better than Madonna and Meg Ryan combined though she started as a 3 but aged towards a 7 while the other 2 went the opposite way.

    • @diggie9598
      @diggie9598 Před 5 měsíci

      Dressed or undressed?

    • @joeterp5615
      @joeterp5615 Před 5 měsíci +6

      The funny this is, Rosanne was very overweight and played to that for laughs - but even then, despite that I thought there was a certain cuteness to her and that she had pretty eyes.

    • @Truemercy703
      @Truemercy703 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Roseann had a facelift many years ago. She herself even said that she grew into it. Because overtime if you don’t do anything else you look natural.

  • @nschlaak
    @nschlaak Před 5 měsíci +775

    We've all seen the results of good looking people turn hideous under the knife leaving us to wonder exactly what species they are or are trying to transition into. Excellent job JP.

    • @sd906238
      @sd906238 Před 5 měsíci +25

      Like Michael Jackson.. From a good looking boy to looking like the Joker in a Batman movie.

    • @melissaa152
      @melissaa152 Před 5 měsíci +22

      I seriously don’t think most of them realize how bad they look to the normals. Everyone in their social circles is doing it. They fit right in.

    • @karrenpopovics2780
      @karrenpopovics2780 Před 5 měsíci

      Socialism at it's finest! Everyone looks the same..no one is "special"😂🎉❤

    • @Travybear1989
      @Travybear1989 Před 5 měsíci +15

      If they just ate better and drank plenty of water while getting 8 hours of sleep a night they'd have been better off. All the people my age who have drank soda pop and ate fast/junk food their entire lives all look 10 years+ older than me and I'm only 35. Hell, my ex (mother of my first child) lives on Dr. Pepper and over the last 10 years we have considered getting back together but I just bring myself to do it fully because she looks like she is in her 40's and used to be vibrant when we met. Meanwhile I maybe look 2-3 years older.
      I mean yeah, it could just be a guy thing but I think that ingesting massive amounts of sugar is probably the culprit.
      Sugar just seems to be the one thing that all the people I know who look old all consume in massive quantities. Their teeth and skin are also worse than mine too so that might be making them look older as well.
      Yeah, I hate sugar and think it's unfit for human consumption so sue me.

    • @nschlaak
      @nschlaak Před 5 měsíci +10

      @@Travybear1989 You are so right, sugar, the deadly sweet poison. Smoking and excessive sun or tanning booths also ages the skin prematurely. "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and Wise."

  • @Chelsea-fq5cj
    @Chelsea-fq5cj Před 5 měsíci +12

    I appreciate this message, and all the comments so so much… I’m in my 30’s, and all my beautiful friends are already getting fillers and Botox, and women even younger than us… it’s so sad, one little wrinkle, and I can see that the insecurities and self perpetuating self hatred is going to last a lifetime now…. Imagine when we’re 50, 60, 70? We are going to hate ourselves every time we look in the mirror now, forever? It’s such a sickness, makes me so sad for us and for the girls growing up with this anti self virus. I wish we were taught, and could find the courage inside ourselves, to master these insecurities and the programming from society in order to get closer to ourselves, what really matters, the inside of us, our hearts and souls. But people are quite lost.
    Thank you, JP… much needed wisdom in these times 😢

    • @1msbucket
      @1msbucket Před 3 měsíci +1

      Good for you! You sound very wise. I'm finding there is wisdom in aging that naturally makes one kinda pretty.

  • @AlmegaMedia
    @AlmegaMedia Před 5 měsíci +10

    JP, I know what you present is supposed to be comedy, but I cry as I realize how dedicated you are to presenting the truth to people. I would be your Dad, if I had my choice. thank you so much, son, god bless you

  • @Yesica1993
    @Yesica1993 Před 5 měsíci +228

    I swear to you, when I saw Madonna recently, I had no idea it was even her. And I'm Genx! I saw her 24/7 whether I wanted to or not! It's horrible. Why do people think they look good this way?

    • @davidsellers3639
      @davidsellers3639 Před 5 měsíci

      Metal illness makes a 75 yo look like a teen😂😂😂😂,she did always prey on the young with her crappy sounds

    • @tishie42
      @tishie42 Před 5 měsíci +14

      Liars and sycophants

    • @BabylonPhonetics_11
      @BabylonPhonetics_11 Před 5 měsíci +14

      perhaps its a Delusion of the Ego, or some state of mind that's been jaded in a materialistic selfish state for so long that they cannot reconcile reality or let the ego die down and progress into more spiritual Mind that values wisdom and humility as they age

    • @bigbattenberg
      @bigbattenberg Před 5 měsíci

      They are in a satanist cult. 'Transformation' is one of their code words. That's the why behind the gender identity construct and pretty much everything else they do. "The 4th Industrial Revolution will change what it means to be human, it will change us", so said Klaus Schwab.

    • @mickiofthemountains
      @mickiofthemountains Před 5 měsíci +5

      Perhaps it's a form of dysphoria....
      But I personally believe it is ego overriding common sense.

  • @depabooks
    @depabooks Před 5 měsíci +280

    This was so great...I am 73 and love being free of trying to look young

    • @mirandazannos336
      @mirandazannos336 Před 5 měsíci +24

      Ooo I love how you described that : "free of trying to look young". Yes, the freedom of it ! ☺ Cheers from a 65-year-old.

    • @clogs4956
      @clogs4956 Před 5 měsíci +5

      Nearly 63 and often mistaken for late 30s/early 40s. Always said you can’t gild a deadly nightshade 😁

    • @jensheedy
      @jensheedy Před 5 měsíci +9

      This inspires me. I want to be free.

    • @depabooks
      @depabooks Před 5 měsíci +6

      @jensheedy my real freedom is in my found love. Jesus the risen God who died for me has become more real to me than anything in this world. Such a peace and freedom in a friendship with the Holy Spirit that lives in me. I am not ashamed to declare my love for Jesus because He first loved me. It took me decades to finally let go and say take all of me LORD, but oh my gosh I am so glad I did. He is faithful loving and kind and how I've grown to adore Him and his Word the Bible.

    • @carmenmartinez2882
      @carmenmartinez2882 Před 5 měsíci +7

      @@depabooks. WTF who put religion in this? Stay on topic!

  • @natalieurodaenergy9402
    @natalieurodaenergy9402 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Totally agree - so sad to see all the plastic people

  • @alexiakelley4245
    @alexiakelley4245 Před 5 měsíci +21

    Monica Belluci is a good example of aging gracefully ❤

  • @Blurb777
    @Blurb777 Před 5 měsíci +67

    I`m 73. What keeps me from even considering plastic surgery is exactly Madonna. I would rather look old than scary. Children aren't afraid of old - but they are terrified of scary. Facial exercises to strengthen and tone your facial muscles, eye exercises to sharpen your vision, physical exercises to keep your muscle mass from deterioration, a lifelong habit of not drinking, drugging or smoking, keeping the mind active by learning new languages or mental challenges, lots of reading (make yourself interesting), - it`s all about being active in a healthy way. People think I`m in my 50s, and when I was in my 50s. they thought I was in my 30s. Alcohol, tobacco and drugs age you horribly. Avoid those, exercise and you will look your best. I don't think I am an anomaly, but just an example of how we all should look when eating clean as a lifelong habit. Also - lots of love and joy in your heart - those are the absolutely most beautiful things you can do for your face. My love and joy come from Christ.

    • @greendrummers
      @greendrummers Před 5 měsíci +5

      Yes , it is what I keep saying to people, to look into facial yoga, it makes an amazing difference, l am only mid 40s but l enjoy doing the facial yoga, it makes me laugh and dies indeed plump up the muscles and the face.

    • @kshaw9179
      @kshaw9179 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Beautiful!

  • @shaunmichael2477
    @shaunmichael2477 Před 5 měsíci +167

    "The look of permitently wearing your insecurities on your face is something we all strive for" 😂😂😂 you have such a way with words jp perfectly summing up the plastic surgery look

  • @Loksog47
    @Loksog47 Před 4 měsíci +6

    Thanks for the gift of laughter 😁👍

  • @fieldmarshall
    @fieldmarshall Před 5 měsíci +2

    I was genuinely surprised this wasn't a cutco commercial.

  • @cosiman7442
    @cosiman7442 Před 5 měsíci +133

    Trying to make my way through this video, Madonna is scaring the s*** out of me

    • @chrisdonnelly5904
      @chrisdonnelly5904 Před 5 měsíci +7

      For real!

    • @davidsellers3639
      @davidsellers3639 Před 5 měsíci

      Because she is a nasty person

    • @soulsunshine108
      @soulsunshine108 Před 5 měsíci

      To be fair, she was booked for an event and the swelling had not gone down from a recent procedure. She doesn't look like that now, and the whole world is ridiculing her over looking ugly on one particular day. Instead of ridiculing her for her questionable morals...

  • @001Darkcycle
    @001Darkcycle Před 5 měsíci +143

    This was a well spoken public service announcement. I liked this.

  • @JamesJones-uv3lq
    @JamesJones-uv3lq Před 5 měsíci +4

    Spot on my friend

  • @susank2463
    @susank2463 Před 5 měsíci +2

    The cutco set is a nice touch.

  • @michaeljordan215
    @michaeljordan215 Před 5 měsíci +151

    Thanks for sharing the opinion that mutilating a human face makes it look like a different species rather than a "human, who needs understanding."

    • @PhoenixRising-pc2fv
      @PhoenixRising-pc2fv Před 5 měsíci +4

      Understanding insanity, would by definition, make the one understanding it insane as well.

    • @michaeljordan215
      @michaeljordan215 Před 5 měsíci

      @@PhoenixRising-pc2fv to survive long enough to begin to understand this will drive you insane first.

  • @michaeldennis7952
    @michaeldennis7952 Před 5 měsíci +29

    "No ones fooled but you"!😅 Your a genius brother!👍👍

  • @Voodoomaria
    @Voodoomaria Před 4 měsíci +2

    If you can't be happy with yourself as you are, you will NEVER be happy regardless of any and all the cosmetic changes you make.
    True beauty comes from within, and the beginning of that is accepting and loving yourself.

  • @MissCane9
    @MissCane9 Před 5 měsíci +1

    "You won't look like an old person if you don't look like a person at all" LOL!!!

  • @samikatz826
    @samikatz826 Před 5 měsíci +149

    *Omg JP..😂😂😂 This had me in "stitches"!* 🔪 🗡 🔪 🗡 🔪
    Why look geriatric, when you can look gruesome...😅

  • @teaep7763
    @teaep7763 Před 5 měsíci +12

    My mom got a cutco set of knives when she was 14. When each of her children got married, we each got a set of Cutco knives as a wedding presents. My set a knives is 23 years old. My mom's is over 50 years old and they cut the same!

  • @SandNjourney
    @SandNjourney Před 3 měsíci

    Thats great offering that wellness emergency kit. I needed that 2 years ago. Lost my young husband to hospital cov*d protocols forced on him against consent. 2 brave drs gave him the “taboo drug” in the hospital and he began to get better, but sadly after a few days 2 drs took it away from him saying they had to think of their own livelihoods and paychecks first. I met JP sears in Austin texas while I was on the highwire. Praying we bring people to some accountability.

  • @sabijoli
    @sabijoli Před 5 měsíci +2

    The enormous block of cutco knives was an excellent prop.

  • @peanutbutter4978
    @peanutbutter4978 Před 5 měsíci +56

    I was thinking the same thing recently... It's crazy you posted this right when I was thinking about how plastic surgery looks worse than natural aging.

  • @robdixson196
    @robdixson196 Před 5 měsíci +118

    The idea behind this is by puffing out the cheeks you tighten the skin around the eyes to reduce wrinkles. It DOES that, but it also makes it look like you stuck your face in a hornets nest. Definitely not a win.

    • @carmenmartinez2882
      @carmenmartinez2882 Před 5 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂 well said.

    • @jillsy2815
      @jillsy2815 Před 5 měsíci +6

      Oh!! I was wondering why they look so puffy!

    • @RachelNichols-writer
      @RachelNichols-writer Před 5 měsíci +1

      I look 35 at 50 because my cheeks are fat. Lol

    • @tatendadune171
      @tatendadune171 Před 4 měsíci

      Yep. The surgeons do their jobs. They minimised the look of wrinkles.. The problem is the individual going under the knife.

  • @judithstratton9073
    @judithstratton9073 Před 2 měsíci

    "Shallow self-absorbed . . . " - A truly American characteristic today.

  • @MathiasVIKING0403
    @MathiasVIKING0403 Před 5 měsíci +1

    The same people that think evil is beautiful, would find this look attractive.

  • @oldsoul3733
    @oldsoul3733 Před 5 měsíci +286

    Priscilla Presley is the poster child for plastic surgery gone wrong. I watched an interview with her and I'll never forget hearing her laugh but her whole face was rigid and expressionless. Isn't it ironic how teenagers and young adults (mainly women) try desperately to look older and more grown up, then spend the rest of their lives trying to look younger 🤯🤯 its sad the world has so many people full of self loathing, low confidence and an obsession with SELF. Maybe if they had a relationship with God they wouldn't care what other people think of them. 🙏🙏

    • @randomperson6433
      @randomperson6433 Před 5 měsíci +15

      The sad part is that she was so strikingly beautiful before. Some of us don’t have that to throw away lol.

    • @kahnlives
      @kahnlives Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@randomperson6433Ya she super hot back in her day.

    • @ahshagrace7632
      @ahshagrace7632 Před 5 měsíci

      Her soul less cunning self is now visible.

    • @Yesica1993
      @Yesica1993 Před 5 měsíci +14

      Exactly your last line. They need Christ.
      I can't look at celebs that I grew up watching and now have done this to themselves. It's horrible! What gets me is, it's like they think that the surgery will then stop the aging. It doesn't! You keep aging. Only now, your face has been surgically disfigured and it looks even worse than if you'd just aged naturally.

    • @generalgrievous-
      @generalgrievous- Před 5 měsíci +4

      I'm assuming because there's a certain age they want to reach or stay at. Good luck with that.

  • @andreeabaker6909
    @andreeabaker6909 Před 5 měsíci +28

    I’m passing out from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂… one line funnier than another… 😂😂😂😂

  • @danny-li6io
    @danny-li6io Před 5 měsíci

    I really hope those celebrities get the opportunity of seeing themselves in this one.

  • @cindygreleski5376
    @cindygreleski5376 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Totally agree. Chloe Kardashian doesn’t even look like the same person anymore. I am 61 and will age gracefully without being butchered.

  • @ronhoy8913
    @ronhoy8913 Před 5 měsíci +73

    Your a comedic genius JP. You make brutal truth hilarious!

  • @captainmoretokin2172
    @captainmoretokin2172 Před 5 měsíci +44

    I am back. I just realized you have 3.01 million subscribers! All your hard work using comedy to point out the overbearing government . They don't want us to be happy, but we have comedy to override their turmoil that they keep shoving down our throats.

  • @OjiOtaku
    @OjiOtaku Před 4 měsíci +1

    Well, I am impressed with your cutlery set! That brand isn't cheap. Bizarre that that was the first thing I noticed.

  • @dominiquejasperson900
    @dominiquejasperson900 Před 4 měsíci +3

    You are very perceptive and talented. This is fire.

  • @beth1627
    @beth1627 Před 5 měsíci +74

    This is so true. Women look so much better aging naturally and at least it still looks like them. Beauty is retained with some wrinkles rather than going to extremes to look younger. You end up looking extreme.

  • @michaelvandeginste3497
    @michaelvandeginste3497 Před 5 měsíci +10

    "Vanity--definitely my favorite sin!"
    -John Milton aka Lucifer, in "The Devil's Advocate".

  • @dyloniusofsparta
    @dyloniusofsparta Před 5 měsíci +3

    Does anyone actually look at one of these plastic surgery monstrosities and think "you look so young?" Instead of "what's wrong with your face?" If I found Madonna unconscious in a parking lot, I'd have to tell 911 "I think she was stung by bees, she's all swollen up."

  • @sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017
    @sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017 Před 5 měsíci +2

    I'm currently 86 going on 87, and I was out walking in a local park earlier and saw a Taylor swift concert ticket for next Spring nailed to a tree!! I thought to myself🤔 "Hmmm, I'll definitely have that"
    Well , you never know when a nail is going to come in handy!😁

  • @micheletisdale7467
    @micheletisdale7467 Před 5 měsíci +65

    So funny... I ran into someone I hadn't seen in years, and when you said look of horror, I know that's exactly what she must have thought. I felt so bad, but I couldn't even hide my expression 🤦‍♀️

  • @OceanbornAngel
    @OceanbornAngel Před 5 měsíci +62

    So far I've been aging gracefully because I take care of myself.

    • @lescobrandon8443
      @lescobrandon8443 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Is that because of you really taking care of yourself, or something more genetic? I know some people "age" quicker than others. Gray hair in their 20s. Wrinkles not showing up till they are at least their 60s. All just how people are different.
      Of course, putting chemicals in your body will always age people prematurely.

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist Před 5 měsíci +2

      There's a lot of things people do that really help damage their bodies. Not the least of which is using soap to strip all the natural oils off their skin. I'm not saying to never use soap, but too many people use it trivially as if it were harmless and had no long-term effects. Also look into cultivating your skin microbiome. There's a few products out there. I've seen it work wonders.

    • @robertfarrow5853
      @robertfarrow5853 Před 5 měsíci +1

      It's more fun aging disgracefully! Me and the missus are having a ball! 47 years married we've finally got the freedom and cash to have fun, with mobility scooters and walking sticks and all the lovely digestive kickbacks! Youth is wasted on the young.

  • @drinodebeer9174
    @drinodebeer9174 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Right said JP!

  • @cloudster9842
    @cloudster9842 Před 5 měsíci +7

    Exactly this! This has been close to my heart as I get older and have to "deal with it" (I honestly admire anyone who just doesn't have any issues around ageing) and watch some family members spend a fortune on looking young. In all fairness, most of them look fantastic for their age, but I recently noticed one of them looking like a puffed up doll, not the beautiful woman she is, and wondering if she'd put on weight (maybe) or is her face just soooo full of botox (with the emphasis on tox) that it just doesn't have anywhere to go. Thanks for doing this video.

  • @TheSledgehammer2024
    @TheSledgehammer2024 Před 5 měsíci +8

    0:42 What a great analogy for Nanci Pelosi... Totally nailed it for being so accurate...

  • @juggahknot
    @juggahknot Před 5 měsíci +34

    Every single one of the people u showed JP were absolutely fine the way they were. Especially Kim Bassinger!

  • @tootsiequilt
    @tootsiequilt Před 5 měsíci +3

    I never thought there would come a day when Roseanne looks sooooo much better than Madonna, yet here we are!

  • @ClassicLaraCroft
    @ClassicLaraCroft Před 5 měsíci +1

    "Nancy Pelosi"... "Crypt Keeper"... I get it!

  • @Zappa943
    @Zappa943 Před 5 měsíci +680

    Roseanne is a perfect example of mature beauty .

    • @davidm1149
      @davidm1149 Před 5 měsíci +32

      Roseanne's great

    • @lindagonzales8541
      @lindagonzales8541 Před 5 měsíci +29

      Kathryn Hepburn 😍

    • @tootired76
      @tootired76 Před 5 měsíci +32

      Jessica Tandy aged beautifully!!

    • @fusion7healing
      @fusion7healing Před 5 měsíci +45

      Ppl are getting distorted without the surgery - all the Botox makes them look like fish from the muppet show

    • @muttzzeemoon4601
      @muttzzeemoon4601 Před 5 měsíci +68

      Rosanne has had surgery too, years ago. But she still does look better than Madonna.

  • @confusedwhynot
    @confusedwhynot Před 5 měsíci +56

    I just feel a deep sadness in my soul for how lost she is.

    • @verucasalt9182
      @verucasalt9182 Před 5 měsíci

      Well, Madonna is not a very nice person. Shallow, cold and materialistic. Her outside just. Reflects who she is . I ve got the horrible feeling that without surgery she would look very ugly too.

    • @Sawdust6666
      @Sawdust6666 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Dont be. She sold her soul a long time ago.

    • @netta96
      @netta96 Před 2 měsíci

      She has chosen

  • @billding7073
    @billding7073 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Thanx for your honesty

  • @BerserkersBattle-816
    @BerserkersBattle-816 Před 5 měsíci +1

    This guy is an American hero!

  • @jimmime
    @jimmime Před 5 měsíci +139

    Looking old is part of life, what are they hiding from, themselves. Thanks, JP!

  • @invertedpolarity6890
    @invertedpolarity6890 Před 5 měsíci +16

    3 Million subs. Nice!👍

  • @truthovertea
    @truthovertea Před 5 měsíci +2

    That cutco set though!!!

  • @abrahamzuniga606
    @abrahamzuniga606 Před 4 měsíci +1

    You made my day, your sarcastic style is super hilarious, but above all very informative and disheartening for defenders of image dysphoria, who believe that madness is normal.

  • @chuckmccann2712
    @chuckmccann2712 Před 5 měsíci +7

    I sold $15K in cutco when I was in high school. They’re nice knives. That set is expensive, but will last for decades.

  • @scottboyer8450
    @scottboyer8450 Před 5 měsíci +73

    Jennifer Connelly just turned 53 years old and its still naturally stunning. Also, Susanna Hoffs from the Bangles, still killing it at 64 years old.

    • @randomperson6433
      @randomperson6433 Před 5 měsíci +3

      And Stevie Nicks! She’s always looked younger than her age though. She got Botox but didn’t like it. At least Botox fades.
      Also Lea Thompson is showing lines but is still a beauty.

    • @erroneous6947
      @erroneous6947 Před 5 měsíci

      Jennifer connect is a good example.

    • @INfinite2027
      @INfinite2027 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Jane Fonda seems to have found a good plastic surgeon.
      When I meet a new neighbor in person it was obvious she was decades older than what her appearance indicated from across the street. I was surprised at her trembling voice, neck, posture and movement was that of an elderly person. Her husband made it clear she liked to look young-it was her choice.
      I am grateful for the surgeons who help those injured in accidents or born with severe needs.

    • @verucasalt9182
      @verucasalt9182 Před 5 měsíci +5

      My favourite is Isabella Rossellini. No cosmetic procedures , hardly any make up and a warm and nice personality make of this woman my favourite.

    • @INfinite2027
      @INfinite2027 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@verucasalt9182 Yes, it seems Isabella’s beauty is whole, inside and out. 💖

  • @judycarroll5258
    @judycarroll5258 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Well said!

  • @LavenderLori406
    @LavenderLori406 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Thanks for this JP! An acquaintance was so excited to attend a madonna concert and I commented it looks like she's been possessed...;-) and that comment broke a bunch of hearts...I was told I'm insane.😂

  • @patriciaalexander1061
    @patriciaalexander1061 Před 5 měsíci +76

    Madonna looks like a cartoon. Relax Madge it happens to the best of us.

    • @theotherchannel2028
      @theotherchannel2028 Před 5 měsíci +6

      she's rockin that demonic look that's prevalent in the plastic industry now

  • @jellyo6605
    @jellyo6605 Před 5 měsíci +14

    Am I the only one who's super jealous of the full cutco set there?

  • @jaydawg8476
    @jaydawg8476 Před 5 měsíci +1

    That Nacy Pelosi bit was hilarious!

  • @SweetSweetSucculents
    @SweetSweetSucculents Před 3 měsíci +1

    I laughed out loud with the carrot top one!! 😂

  • @RoyTheReplicant
    @RoyTheReplicant Před 5 měsíci +67

    Michael Jackson could have been a handsome black man with vitiligo instead of a creepy skeleton 😢

  • @docbrown6550
    @docbrown6550 Před 5 měsíci +11

    This is one video that has been a long time in needing to be made.

  • @lgb2024.
    @lgb2024. Před 3 měsíci +1

    thank you.

  • @Innerdiamond
    @Innerdiamond Před 2 měsíci +1

    Love this one! So true and it's become an obsession even in youth

  • @truthdoctrine9686
    @truthdoctrine9686 Před 5 měsíci +8

    “But what Species you are” 😂

  • @drsyn9616
    @drsyn9616 Před 5 měsíci +34

    Michael Jackson wanted the Diana Ross look ,Madonna wanted the Pete Burns look 😂😂😂

    • @barryhessel6078
      @barryhessel6078 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Medusa is what a friend of mine called her😅

  • @annie-taffinoz5749
    @annie-taffinoz5749 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I love you J.P, have never laughed so much & felt so 'real' since I found your channel 💖 thank you

  • @josmclove4426
    @josmclove4426 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Hello Dr Hollywood! 😂😂🤣🤣
    "You won't look like an old person if you don't look like a person at all"😂

  • @SteveSega
    @SteveSega Před 5 měsíci +282

    Awe yes, the artificial look. Nothing screams insecurity than getting butchered to look like a freak!
    *Why do people do this?* On second thought, maybe I don't want to know.

    • @malcontender6319
      @malcontender6319 Před 5 měsíci +13

      They damage their vessels so that the empty pain the feel inside is displayed for the world to see.
      "Fix me, they screech"
      We continue to reply with silence and a look of honest pity.

    • @HollyMoore-wo2mh
      @HollyMoore-wo2mh Před 5 měsíci +7

      You’re right I don’t want to know.

    • @Gardureth
      @Gardureth Před 5 měsíci

      When you go to the garage, does the mechanic make it better or worse?
      You cannot blame the patient for the doctors butchering.

    • @teddyboef2821
      @teddyboef2821 Před 5 měsíci +3

      It screams shalliow, hedonistic and removed from the natural state/ Source

    • @kazshaw3945
      @kazshaw3945 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Nicely put !👏👏👏👏

  • @Islas_Canarias
    @Islas_Canarias Před 5 měsíci +21

    As a bookworm for the past 53 years I must say, I'm a tad jealous of the nice bookshelf full of books on the wall behind JP! I want!!🤩

    • @emilys5024
      @emilys5024 Před 5 měsíci +5

      I noticed how they were color coordinated.

    • @beretta4269
      @beretta4269 Před 5 měsíci +6

      I think there's a possible JP joke in there. All books were sorted by color.

    • @joydurand
      @joydurand Před 5 měsíci +2

      Nice and neat too. Books in same color stacks. OCD or what? 😆

    • @tanucci733
      @tanucci733 Před 5 měsíci

      His wife had it! He ripped his suit, he steals her clothes and dresses like a.. like a.. like a guy with women's clothes on.. sheesh! He darned well better not mess the house up! That's their kids job. I feel for her, what she has to go through..

    • @juneyshu6197
      @juneyshu6197 Před 5 měsíci

      Readers dont sort books by color. Thats for impressing idiots.🙂

  • @BubblegumSoup
    @BubblegumSoup Před 2 měsíci

    I'm gonna bookmark this video for whenever I need some cheering up

  • @AztlanOz
    @AztlanOz Před 5 měsíci +1

    Thank you Dr Hollowhood 🙏

  • @kathleenhensley5951
    @kathleenhensley5951 Před 5 měsíci +113

    I couldn't stop laughing. I'm 72. No beauty, not even in my youth, but I figure Let the years pile up. I've earned every wrinkle, every strand of white hair. Let me age as I must, not lie to myself and claim physical beauty when i have none. All those celebrities looked like esp. nasty Space aliens.
    To quote the bard...
    Now get you to my
    lady’s chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch
    thick, to this favor she must come. Make her laugh
    at that. Act 5 scene 1 Hamlet

    • @user-dq2zv2sp5l
      @user-dq2zv2sp5l Před 5 měsíci +8

      Heheheh.......U Go Girl. Sincerely ,Grumpy Ol' Bast'rd Rob Z. 💯🤙🥃💐😎✌️🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🏴‍☠️'🕳️'

    • @MichelleMeckley
      @MichelleMeckley Před 5 měsíci +11

      The older I get, the more I appreciate all of the things that cannot be seen with the naked eye. I don't care about what a person looks like, I care about the beauty within. Love your sense of humor and wit!

    • @wiiildfire
      @wiiildfire Před 5 měsíci +5

      I’m sure I would see a beautiful person in you. “Pretty” is passing.
      Bonus points for quoting Shakespeare!

    • @jerrytaliercio9087
      @jerrytaliercio9087 Před 5 měsíci +8

      I love us older folks! I’d rather have lived and gained wisdom….live and be truthful. Besides,I want God to recognize me when my day comes.

    • @leewright7623
      @leewright7623 Před 5 měsíci

      @@jerrytaliercio9087and that’s why I listen to ppl like yourself 😊

  • @ohwiseowl9163
    @ohwiseowl9163 Před 5 měsíci +5

    I'm trying so hard not burst with laughter due to having old neighbors upstairs and it being 02.58 am when I'm watching this 😂😂😂 I'm growing old very gracefully ,, by not giving a poop ❤👍🇬🇧

  • @RamathRS
    @RamathRS Před 5 měsíci +2

    You're allowed to like KFC. But don't try and tell me that it's healthy for me.

  • @Elle_Vien
    @Elle_Vien Před 3 měsíci

    Great one JP, thank you for standing and easing us through with laughter at the absurdity of it all. Godspeed ✞🕊

  • @truthdoctrine9686
    @truthdoctrine9686 Před 5 měsíci +320

    This guy needs a Netflix show 😂

    • @nickmeyer238
      @nickmeyer238 Před 5 měsíci +24

      The praise is well deserved. But I think solo is the best move. I don't need anyone telling JP what he can and can't make fun of. I'll decide what I don't like. I don't need someone else screening it.

    • @leewright7623
      @leewright7623 Před 5 měsíci +31

      No thanks to Disney or Netflix.
      Both propagandist distortions of reality and a true sign of selling out.

    • @GratefulEd907
      @GratefulEd907 Před 5 měsíci +36

      Disney would have a black lesbian play the part of JP

    • @MidnightDStroyer
      @MidnightDStroyer Před 5 měsíci +6

      I would normally, under conditions of showing good faith, consider this to be high praise, except that Netflix would destroy JP's content.
      ...Unless that's what you really meant for that to happen, then I would have to consider your comment to be an insult...

    • @matrixmatico695
      @matrixmatico695 Před 5 měsíci +8

      And be censored??

  • @wwolfwp61
    @wwolfwp61 Před 5 měsíci +21

    And people doubt there were aliens in Area 51.

  • @manuelgonzales6483
    @manuelgonzales6483 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Saying the quiet part out loud with comedy 😁😘🥰🎈

  • @catherineshaw4937
    @catherineshaw4937 Před 4 měsíci +1

    LMAO, he glued three knife blocks together, clever!