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  • @zaqway
    @zaqway Před 2 lety +70

    "the headlights just went off, the speedometer quit working, so I pulled off the road, because that's not safe"
    This line had me in tears. Chris, you're a legend. Thank you for sharing these stories.

  • @a7xphenix
    @a7xphenix Před 2 lety +351

    This dude could literally just read brochures for 20 minutes for a video and I’d watch every second he’s awesome

  • @danieltidwell6652
    @danieltidwell6652 Před 2 lety +804

    though he probably doesn't have time Christopher needs his own channel. Every story he's ever told has been great to listen to at least twice.

    • @XD1908
      @XD1908 Před 2 lety +9

      He really does.

    • @imuruncledaddy8753
      @imuruncledaddy8753 Před 2 lety

      @@XD1908 what the channel name?

    • @XD1908
      @XD1908 Před 2 lety +10

      No I meant he should have one.

    • @blue_thumb
      @blue_thumb Před 2 lety +12

      Nah, keep em on here... Rabbit Pitts went to his own channel and its not as good as his VinWiki stuff

    • @XD1908
      @XD1908 Před 2 lety +14

      Your crazy Rabbits channel is the shit. When a notification comes up you know who it is. You don't click it and see a yada yada I'm from Ohio Doug story his are so bad it makes my ears bleed.

  • @ExUSSailor
    @ExUSSailor Před 2 lety +231

    With a title like that, it could ONLY be one of Christopher's stories!

    • @fireson123456789
      @fireson123456789 Před 2 lety +3

      When I read the title of the video I knew exactly who it was going to be 😂

    • @Stang-wq9bv
      @Stang-wq9bv Před 2 lety

      @@fireson123456789 thought the exact same thing!

    • @jaydee6361
      @jaydee6361 Před 2 lety +1

      Best guest with the best stories.... Hands down!

  • @shingie_x
    @shingie_x Před 2 lety +96

    A gentleman's agreement is better than a ticket🤣

  • @Craig-wp3pz
    @Craig-wp3pz Před 2 lety +663

    Ed!!!!!!
    More Chris please, we need MORE!!!!
    Best VinWiki speaker yet by a country mile!

  • @the_frankc
    @the_frankc Před 2 lety +67

    I feel like I'd rather take the ticket than the lifelong stress of if I'm in a national park and accidently fart too hard that every national park trooper will descent upon me with the fire of 1,000 suns

  • @joshhoffelmeyer5832
    @joshhoffelmeyer5832 Před 2 lety +41

    "Country Town Ebay.......best line ever

  • @Smoothy_boy
    @Smoothy_boy Před 2 lety +87

    I didn’t even wait. I see Chris, its an auto like

  • @mattbeckner7841
    @mattbeckner7841 Před 2 lety +132

    Christopher is great, the way he tells a story hooks me every time!

  • @jacobhughes7892
    @jacobhughes7892 Před 2 lety +3

    I live in Cherokee. I know that Ranger. He has been on the scene of over 100 vehicle fatalities on the stretch of road in question. He shook your hand because he has held the hand of dying men that were doing the very same thing. Blue Ridge Parkway is a beautiful road and you should 100% pay a visit. However it demands a lot of respect. Its not your average mountain road.

  • @claytonkovatch2580
    @claytonkovatch2580 Před 2 lety +13

    I was on Blue Ridge Parkway a few months ago for an event with Ford. I was asking one of the instructors about driving fast on the road and he proceeded to tell me the story about a guy who got caught twice on a motorcycle out there and he was flagged in their system. His way of saying they're pretty serious about it. He had heard the story from a ranger. I never thought anything of it until now. I imagine that story has to be about Chris lol.

  • @bobmcgaughy6868
    @bobmcgaughy6868 Před 2 lety +46

    Some people tells stories, and then there is Chris telling stories. He’s a legend.

  • @KyOllie
    @KyOllie Před 2 lety +3

    "we proceeded to ride on and not get tickets....that day" hahahaha

  • @barnabyjones5161
    @barnabyjones5161 Před 2 lety +38

    He needs a weekly story hour. True or not, we don't care. He's entertaining as fuck.

  • @johnnyt2832
    @johnnyt2832 Před 2 lety +6

    *"We decided to ride on and we did not get anymore tickets..... that day"*

  • @ICKY427
    @ICKY427 Před 2 lety +21

    "ive done a lot of things in the last hour and i'm pretty sure i'm in trouble for at least three of em" had me dyin hahaha 🤣

  • @bluegizmo1983
    @bluegizmo1983 Před 2 lety +9

    😂 great stories! Back in the early 2000's (when my friends and I were all about 17 or so) I had a friend that totally got out of trouble with the cops in a brilliant way. He and his younger brother were driving around and seen a cop flipping around to pull them over, so he quickly speed off and whipped around a corner and came to a quick stop in the middle of the road out of sight of the cop. He told his brother to get in the back seat and then he opened his driver door and climbed over into the passenger seat. The cop pulled up right after all this took place and seen the driver side door open and no one in the driver seat, so he asked my friend (now in the passenger seat) where the driver was, and he said the driver took off running that way. The cop said "stay here! I'm going after him!" And as soon as the cop drove off to "find the driver", my friend got back in the driver seat and drove off 😂

  • @BatCaveOz
    @BatCaveOz Před 2 lety +70

    Meanwhile in Australia, Chris would have received about 10 years in prison.

    • @MrRhino10
      @MrRhino10 Před 2 lety +7

      And the rest. Get done for 15k over and you get treated way worse than a kiddy fiddler.

  • @superr4368
    @superr4368 Před 2 lety +5

    Dearest Christopher,
    Not only are you one helluva story teller (AND the quantity of stories is ASTOUNDING!!), but you are a stand up gentleman and I can see why the red-haired officer made such a deal with you.
    I’d bet my bottom dollar that you have stuck to that agreement.
    Well done and patiently awaiting more stories and escapades. 👏👏👏👏

    • @christophermichaels
      @christophermichaels Před 2 lety +1

      Thank you so much for the kind words Riann!

    • @superr4368
      @superr4368 Před 2 lety

      @@christophermichaels my pleasure to provide positive comments in an otherwise general cesspool of Internet crap. Lol
      Keep the rubber on the downside bud.

  • @basithph8958
    @basithph8958 Před 2 lety +20

    I heard about cops liking donuts but never heard of someone bribing a cop with BBQ chicken

    • @SGTJDerek
      @SGTJDerek Před 2 lety +3

      Can't even say it's a Southern Thang cause, be honest, Who doesn't like BBQed Chicken 😁?

  • @ferdinand12390
    @ferdinand12390 Před 2 lety +32

    i'd love to go on a road trip with Chris, the amount of stories he would tell and probably would live with would make for a lot to talk about afterwards

    • @Arthur_da_dog
      @Arthur_da_dog Před 2 lety +1

      Man I can just imagine listening to him round a camp fire. Literally the best thing ever

  • @wirebrush
    @wirebrush Před 2 lety +17

    I can really relate with this guy being a motorcycle rider, growing up in tiny rural towns, driving a Baja bug at that age, and now spending my weekends "overlanding" in my big Ram 2500.

  • @_jamb_
    @_jamb_ Před 2 lety +56

    Yes,
    a new Christopher storry.
    It will be awesome.

  • @brianallen7798
    @brianallen7798 Před 2 lety +22

    This guy has to be my favorite guest!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️ Love his stories, Uncle Ed, you need to have him over more often! Maybe him and Rabbit together

  • @euroshane
    @euroshane Před 2 lety +3

    That was a cool cop, I could honestly respect the handshake deal and make it a point to not speed in that town after an interaction like that

  • @marcos_driving
    @marcos_driving Před 2 lety +4

    "That day". Iconic. This man cracks me up everytime

  • @jerritstarkey5921
    @jerritstarkey5921 Před 2 lety +2

    I have a 67 beetle with a foot pedal too. Love this story!!

  • @dominickdolio2703
    @dominickdolio2703 Před 2 lety +4

    “That day.” I love the punch line.

  • @Captain-Awesome
    @Captain-Awesome Před 2 lety +10

    Chris’s Stories are great!! Thanks for taking the time to share them.

  • @christophercastor6666
    @christophercastor6666 Před rokem +1

    I love this dude’s style and his stories.
    Thank you

  • @Slimothy
    @Slimothy Před 2 lety +6

    *Christopher + cop in the title = instant like*

  • @blairwilliams136
    @blairwilliams136 Před 2 lety +5

    Christopher always has me hanging.on every word of every story he tells, but the ending of the last story had me dying laughing.

  • @dirtrider3526
    @dirtrider3526 Před 2 lety +1

    I do absolutly love when he is on the channel! AMAZING story teller!

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 Před 2 lety +4

    You know it's gonna be a good Monday when you start it off with a Michael's story

  • @kilroywashere9343
    @kilroywashere9343 Před 2 lety +1

    5:30 frank knew he just didn’t want to right a ticket

  • @cobra281
    @cobra281 Před 2 lety +1

    Some more great stories from Chris, glad to have seen these!

  • @GhostRiderTrucker
    @GhostRiderTrucker Před rokem

    Love these stories. As a truck driver for the past decade, have a few stories myself but these guys are the best.

  • @vishrats
    @vishrats Před 2 lety

    Man, I just love this man’s stories! Never a dull moment with Christopher! What a life!

  • @SammyTheDitchDoctor
    @SammyTheDitchDoctor Před 2 lety +2

    Chris! Best story teller on VinWIKI! Always a treat to hear from him.

  • @T43B1GD0G
    @T43B1GD0G Před 2 lety +1

    I literally feel like I could turn his videos on at a bonfire with a couple of buddies and feel like he's right there with us laughing and having a good time telling stories. Such a cool dude

  • @sebb.2623
    @sebb.2623 Před 2 lety +2

    Always end up finishing Chris's videos with a smile on my face :))

  • @PantyDroppers_GateKeeper
    @PantyDroppers_GateKeeper Před 2 lety +1

    Another great story from Christopher, my favorite part about his story telling is that he makes you feel as I'd you were right there with him as it was happening!

  • @bowlica1
    @bowlica1 Před 2 lety +2

    Hands down. Best storytelling ever. I want to hang out with this guy.

  • @timothycoyne5874
    @timothycoyne5874 Před rokem +1

    Great stories as usual from Christopher!
    I love the Blue Ridge Parkway, but it so easy to go fast on a bike there. Plus it’s so long just doing the speed limit it takes forever to ride any distance on it.
    I hope if and when I’m ever pulled over on the BRP or Skyline Drive the officer is as cool as that one was!

  • @neilybobber694
    @neilybobber694 Před 2 lety +4

    I just read the title and I knew it was gonna be Chris...
    Love this dude!

  • @randysookdeo2990
    @randysookdeo2990 Před 2 lety

    Chris is honestly one of the best guests on vinwiki, always a great story to tell and so charismatic with it. Keep the great vids coming and much love to you and the team Ed.

  • @JDelta87
    @JDelta87 Před 2 lety +2

    Another great set of stories from Christopher. Literally felt like I was on my bike riding with him.

  • @hernandopizarro755
    @hernandopizarro755 Před 2 lety +1

    Chris's stories are the best!

  • @dougford5259
    @dougford5259 Před 2 lety

    Always, always, always- love it when Chris comes by to tell a story or two.

  • @morkovija
    @morkovija Před 2 lety

    I love Chris stories. What a Monday treat

  • @cornballsphere
    @cornballsphere Před 2 lety

    I've been waiting for another Christopher story for what seems like forever now! By far my favorite person to have on VinWiki!

  • @LEGIOXIIIG
    @LEGIOXIIIG Před 2 lety +1

    Best story teller on this channel! Chris you're the man!

  • @Colin_Holloway
    @Colin_Holloway Před 2 lety

    Awesome story told really well. Keep 'em coming!

  • @willpascarella4509
    @willpascarella4509 Před 2 lety

    I always love this man's stories. Everytime I see it's him I have to watch right away.

  • @m_02sierra
    @m_02sierra Před 2 lety

    Yesssss Hes back baby the man that got me into vinwiki storys

  • @tomupchurch4911
    @tomupchurch4911 Před 2 lety +2

    There's nothing like that DeKalb County elevator ride.

  • @Chris4G63T
    @Chris4G63T Před 2 lety +2

    Chris has the absolute best stories hands down. Top 5 of VINwiki

  • @aaronmckaig
    @aaronmckaig Před 2 lety +1

    My favorite Vinwiki contributor! Great stories!

  • @justinlawson3493
    @justinlawson3493 Před 2 lety +1

    This guy was blessed with the gift of storytelling

  • @titanary68
    @titanary68 Před 2 lety +2

    I love that I can always tell by the video title that it’s gonna be a Christopher video!

  • @louskunt9798
    @louskunt9798 Před 2 lety +1

    Chris has the best stories on CZcams 💯

  • @hawaiianboy421
    @hawaiianboy421 Před 2 lety +1

    We need more from Chris! Such great stories and his ability to have you in the scene is A1. He deserves a contract for 3 stories per month for a year! Hahaha

  • @djsonicc
    @djsonicc Před 2 lety +1

    lol the ending "...that day"

  • @theanomalous1401
    @theanomalous1401 Před 2 lety +5

    Oh! What a legend!! What an amazing, iconic, Legend! Often imitated, never duplicated. I believe if Waylon was alive today and he watched @Christopher Michaels VinWiki stories. He would smile and say, "Yep! He's a Good ol boy" #Legend

    • @christophermichaels
      @christophermichaels Před 2 lety +1

      Thank you for the wonderfully kind words Gregorious! That’s a fantastic screen name by the way!

    • @theanomalous1401
      @theanomalous1401 Před 2 lety

      @@christophermichaels Thank you, Sir! Despite my penchant for avoiding normalcy. When someone is unique, authentic, sincere, and unapologetically Southern. I will always appreciate such qualities, and not be shy about it. BTW, I was persuaded to purchase a Clermont Lounge tie-dye shirt after you wore one in a recent car story. The good news is, my daughter just started talking to me again after I wore it the last time she brought the grandkids over to visit.👍😂🔩🎱

  • @SJL30
    @SJL30 Před 2 lety +1

    By far my favorite story teller.

  • @jhalkoski
    @jhalkoski Před 2 lety +1

    oh man, this reminded me of how i got pulled over doing 90 in a 45 in my 85 corolla going up hill past a national forrest, police officer said "you didnt think you would get away with this did you" i said "no sir, this is a single lane road that goes only one place, and im certainly not faster than your motorolla"

  • @samsham8218
    @samsham8218 Před 2 lety +2

    This dudes got the best stories!

  • @alstiffy482
    @alstiffy482 Před 2 lety

    Best storyteller on the channel. Thanks Ed and Chris for another entertaining video.

  • @graydonblair3928
    @graydonblair3928 Před 2 lety

    So awesome! Yes. Like others have said, MORE CHRIS PLEASE!!! Loved it!

  • @Lailas776
    @Lailas776 Před 2 lety +1

    Ah! That feeling you open the video up and it’s Christopher Michaels! Awesome.

  • @itzi1826
    @itzi1826 Před 2 lety +1

    I love this guy’s story it’s soo fun to listen to

  • @joshstevenson7226
    @joshstevenson7226 Před 2 lety +7

    Please have him on more! I love the way he tells stories and I feel like he's got a lot more

  • @2013ForBaim
    @2013ForBaim Před 2 lety

    Chris and rabbit hands down have the best stories

  • @firecrackerfanatic
    @firecrackerfanatic Před 2 lety

    Chris always has the best stories, big fan!

  • @Tanks.With.Teeth.Malloy
    @Tanks.With.Teeth.Malloy Před 2 lety +3

    The blue ridge parkway is incredible. I live about 5 mins from it. Definitely worth the drive. Be warned though some chunks of the parkway in Virginia is washed out due to the flooding last year. However definitely worth it.

    • @howardraines5799
      @howardraines5799 Před 2 lety +1

      I’m right across the street from the Parkway in Va. 👍

  • @monster271
    @monster271 Před 2 lety

    Christopher's stories are the best

  • @patrickgriffy6200
    @patrickgriffy6200 Před 2 lety +1

    Love this guy’s stories!!!

  • @Llamacowking99
    @Llamacowking99 Před 2 lety +1

    Great stories, top notch as always

  • @jimlaca5198
    @jimlaca5198 Před 2 lety

    This dude always comes with the best stories.

  • @josuelevario570
    @josuelevario570 Před 2 lety

    Best story teller I enjoy all his videos keep them coming

  • @brandonr5879
    @brandonr5879 Před 2 lety

    that second story was amazing!

  • @robertstrause3263
    @robertstrause3263 Před 2 lety +1

    BEST STORY TELLER ON VINWIKI

  • @markk3453
    @markk3453 Před 2 lety +1

    He should do a ad campaign for national parks sponsored by Harley Davidson

  • @kylemorice4870
    @kylemorice4870 Před 2 lety +2

    This guy's got some of the best stories.

  • @daveyjennings37
    @daveyjennings37 Před 2 lety +2

    Hell yes the man as back!! GA represent

  • @windronner1
    @windronner1 Před 2 lety

    I swear!! Of all the characters relaying stories on this channel. Absolutely NO ONE could fit the perfect profile of ‘good ole boy’ cannon ball bandit than this guy.
    Hahahaha. Terrific!!!

  • @dominicbartley2324
    @dominicbartley2324 Před 2 lety

    Christopher has the best vinwiki stories point blank

  • @jaycee6443
    @jaycee6443 Před 2 lety

    Always the best stories

  • @gutrench9489
    @gutrench9489 Před 2 lety

    My man, good stuff to start a Monday.

  • @Wubstep.
    @Wubstep. Před 2 lety

    This is my favorite VINwiki story teller

  • @arlindshimcani9074
    @arlindshimcani9074 Před 2 lety

    hands down best story teller

  • @VINwiki
    @VINwiki  Před 2 lety +4

    What is your craziest cop encounter story?

    • @Rao_Sahab_7878
      @Rao_Sahab_7878 Před 2 lety

      Hi VINwiki! Do you still remember me?

    • @Rao_Sahab_7878
      @Rao_Sahab_7878 Před 2 lety

      You have hearted my two of my comments.

    • @Rao_Sahab_7878
      @Rao_Sahab_7878 Před 2 lety

      Can you call TheStradman, Stefan, Burlacher and Summit Life to tell stories on your channel? And don't forget to call Doug DeMuro and Car Wizard.

    • @Courtney1992
      @Courtney1992 Před 2 lety

      Me and a buddy were pretty hammered. We made a bad decision to drive home and got pulled over, despite tall boys in plain sight, slurred speech, and wreaking of alcohol also had quite a bit of pot in the car to, after the officer ran my lisence he said just make sure you stop when you make a right turn at a stoplight handed me back my ID and said you could have been at McDonald's by now (which was where I was going) and said have a nice night and left. Never will I ever know why he let us go my friend did say he THINKS he knew that cop.
      Still think about it all the time definitely was a eye opener

    • @theanomalous1401
      @theanomalous1401 Před 2 lety

      Mine would take too long. 🤔🤣😂

  • @iiiiiiii3359
    @iiiiiiii3359 Před 2 lety +1

    13:52
    Today I found out you can get a public indecency charge for spitting on the sidewalk.
    Ya learn something new every day

  • @ryanhaggett6550
    @ryanhaggett6550 Před 2 lety

    The story of the motorcycle and the tickets just shows the power of frank speech and honesty. Don't waste the cops time and be respectful and it always ends well

  • @loissims3192
    @loissims3192 Před 2 lety

    Christopher has amazing stories. This man should have his own show.

  • @splatterize
    @splatterize Před 2 lety +1

    Man, this was a good one! Thanks a lot!

  • @lando0861
    @lando0861 Před 2 lety +1

    Good story! Chris makes me laugh and smile so hard lol 😂 But more Chris please!!

  • @JSmooth570
    @JSmooth570 Před 2 lety

    Vinwiki story teller of the year award goes to this guy. His stories never miss

  • @randallshelton1630
    @randallshelton1630 Před 2 lety

    He has the best stories hands down I always preview the videos of this channel hoping it’s him and I really hope it’s not the last I see of him every time