🌟Ballon d'Or 2014-2015 RAP BATTLE🌟 (Winner Cristiano Ronaldo vs Messi vs Neuer) FIFA Award Cartoon
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Watch highlights of Cristiano Ronaldo, Manuel Neuer and Lionel Messi rap it out to see whow wins the Ballon d'Or!!!!
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if u have watch this as a kid and now as a teen ur a legend
WE ARE ALL LEGENDS😤😤😤
I watch this when I was a kid and I am a kid still
@@OneKorn8 year and how old are you
@@OneKorn8 same
I've been watching since I was 7, now I'm 14
Who else is here for the old nostalgia?
Me
Ma
Me
@@cityfantv-everythingmancit2946 man city= 🔥 2019
Man city= 💩 2020
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"You're a goalie shut up"
Still cracks me up 😂
Still breaks my heart :'(
:’(
So sad😢
Nice profile pic
I’m goalkeeper😭😭😂😂
Anybody noticed that no one hates on neuer in this?
+The Beast that destroys stuff because he is talented and actually a nice guy?
yeah [coming from a Bayern fan]
sanu baskey
well they said
Your a goaly shut up
MESSI!!!! neuer is just a goaly
old school songs
new?
goaly?
Still the best 442oons video to date
+Patrick Savage You think? Hmmm...tough one. I prefer 2015 I reckon
+442oons Nawe, i prefer this one!
+442oons hi
+Luís Paquete hi k 8
+442oons hi😀
1:29, why do i think neuer needs to pee?
What?
Yes hahahahah
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yeah
"In the World Cup you did sweet fuck all."
---
"I won the World Cup."
"...You're a goalie, SHUT UP!"
Dying.
+Noah Rocherolle What's so funny about it? I don't really get it.
+Selin Sarkar the Neuer is a Goal Kepper and Neuer win the world cup more Neuer its a Goal Kepper and no one cares for a goal kepper
Murillo Cantuario Why would nobody care about goalkeepers? In the 2010 world cup final the goalkeeper Casillas made an extremely good save against Robben that is still remembered to this day.
+Selin Sarkar It's a joke
Asdrúbal Gato Yeah I guess
"I've won the world cup."
"You're a goalie, shut up!"
How to start an argument on youtube:
1: state your opinion
2: wait
State something about religion then the arguments flood in lol.
***** It kinda just did
***** um It actually did
***** it did me vs you :)
***** oh
Possibly your best video ever
Purdzzz Thanks!
It is
442oons
did you make the song?
Daniel star123 NO
Music: one direction
Lyrics: eminem
Ronaldo : Justin Bieber
Messi : lil wayn
Neuer : Miley Cyrus
Music Video : 442oons
GREAT BANTER
anyone notice that at 0:54 his voice changed to Thomas Muller's voice
Edit: why does this have so many likes
Stan Jamo 10 #2 lol yes
Yep
Stan Jamo 10 #2
Stan Jamo 10 #2 pp
Stan Jamo 10 #2 Evry won nose tatt
Watching these old videos back, reminding me of when I had time to watch every video as it came out. I miss that. Now I have to binge watch them on weekends.
brilliant, just brilliant !!!!
FIFARCE
BELLEND OR and INEPT Blatter :D:D:D you're a genius 44toons
INEPT I don't get the joke
It means he's not capable of running FIFA
He is absolutly brillant.
***** I didn't catch that...
What's that suppose to mean?
Cortez the gamer the qatar guy bought his way to the ballon d or just like qatar bought it's way for the world cup hosting country.
Haha fantastic!
COPA90 hi
Copa90 hi
COPA90 👍
xuanbao Xb2103 I seriously doubt they gonna see this comment 👌
Helloooo
if u want the lyrics
Blatter: Fifarce ballendor
Ronaldo: Cristiano Arragotaldo: Real and Poortugal
Blatter: Fifarce ballendor
Messi: Lionel Messigician Bancelona and Handballgentina
Blatter: Fifarce ballendor
Neuer: Savewell Neuer Bayern and Germazing
Blatter: Fifarce ballendor, Tear the fuck up, just like u did with garcias report!
Ronaldo: It's so clear it's so easy to see haha. The best player in the world this year was me. more goals more assists more trophies won. I've got muscles popping out everywhere even my statues hung!
Neuer: I've seen your statue.
Messi: yes I know the one. the only thing that's accurate, is that it is bronze
Neuer: With your plucked brows
Messi: Greased hair
Neuer: so much more
Blatter: the only award your taking home is the salon d'or
Messi: because I'm the champions league and the Spanish leagues all time top scorer and I know how gutted u were when I broke this record before you in the world cup. And so sweet fuck all. me the final and the golden ball
Ronaldo: haha the golden ball that was golden bullshit
Neuer: The only singles in that final was that Lame ass high sky free kick.
Ronaldo: you act like Mr perfect. but ur just a shell
Neuer: your in deepshit with the taxman
Ronaldo: you tried to leave through instagram.
Blatter : Fifarce ballendor
Ronaldo : My career is thriving
Neuer: thanks to penaltys
Messi: and diving
Blatter : Fifarce ballendor
Messi: it shouldn't be about looks
Ronaldo: where's your Burngady tax aha
Blatter : Fifarce ballendor
Neuer: I won the world cup.
Messi and Ronaldo: YOUR A GOALIE SHUT UP!
Blatter: Fifarce ballendor
Japma Gamer thx!
Daniel Gillies thanks I read it so much
U have so much of free time
Thank you guys for all the comments
P.S I had to make a new channel due to my phone breaking
Daniel Gillies thx mate for the lyrics
I had this on repeat for about an hour - by far my favourite video by @442oons up to now
One of your best videos to date and Neuer clearly deserved to win the FIFARCE Bellen d' Or this year! I'm such a comedian :') haha
iclark2400 Haha!
442oons Gotta love Thomasshole Muller :-)
Madrid fans think Ronaldo should win
Barca fans think messi should win
The rest thinks Neuer should win beacuse they dont like messi or Ronaldo
so true
Hate Ronaldo, Hate Messi, think Neuer should be the last one to win. No matter how good he is, he is a fucking goal keeper. Germany would have still won the world cup with one of the other good goalkeepers they have. He isn't the reason they won. Plenty of other players who deserve it more.
Agree
sO NOT TRUE IM CHELSEA FAN I SAY RONALDO WIN
As a united fan i will always love RONALDOOOOO!!
DONT YOU GUYS LOVE WHEN HE SINGS "who will win a FIFARCE BELLEN'DOR???"
Migu Pinto shut the fuck up
@@shawnerr5786 fuck off
who is here after Messi won world cup? GOAT!!!!!
who will wins the fifarce’s ballon d’or after this? ;)
me lol
0:30 Neuer looks like he has the bellen d'or nao c:
Messi won the rap battle
CR7 won the Ballon d'Or
Neuer won the World Cup
Win win for everyone
BP7 + CR7 + DJ7
Don’t forget the Salon d’Or
Neuer easily won the rap battle
Amazing.
I find it funny how Neuer in real life is 3 inches taller than Ronaldo, but in this video he's like 5 inches shorter than him,
neuer is taller than ronaldo
Aymen Haddoud ronaldo is 6ft 1 nuer is 6ft 4 to 6ft 5
Yes i know thats why i said this
Aymen Haddoud yes he IS You are right Neuer Is 193cm Ronaldo is 185cm
Aymen Haddoud
Fuck u aymen haddoud
It should be me winning that shit
It should be me making youre mine
It should be me buying you Blatter
That should be me ooooooo
It's all banter
that's because fifa is corrupt
You shouldn't win dog shit
You were too good for them to consider you. The Balon d'or is for the person who is the CLOSEST to you.
I wish there was a ballondr in youth league's
Tear it the fuck up like you did with Garcia's report had me in tears.great vid man they always are been here for quite a while now when you had few subscribers each one has had me in tears keep the good work up 442oons
Conor Brown Thanks Conor...
Wow you replied your awseome
I love how they just team up during it it goes from Messi + Neuer vs Ronaldo to Ronaldo + Neuer vs Messi to Ronaldo and Messi vs Neuer
Fantastic work Dean this is like the best rap battles
Hope you don't change the bellen dor
Thank you 442oons. Just thank you for presenting the new team FC Bayern and new character Neuer. The Bayern logo was a bit hillarious haha. -Bayern fan-
Hakim Karim Haha - glad you liked it...
Tolga Eskici I hope so. More importantly I also want to see Robben with the Bayern shirt.
***** Yeah but he is already 35. Probably retire very soon...
***** Okay. Its what you want. Try asking 442oons then! Pizzaro is still a good player.
***** Maybe reply to 442oons comments...
Was that a teletubby on the world cup trophy?
Yes
Yup
Ye
YES
They are both good! Good work +442oons I think this is a better one but just a little bit!
Almost 700,000 subscribers keep going 442oons.
Banterlona and handballargentina 😂👍
Handballgentina*
Bancelona*
O
Barcelona and Bayern Munchen
I don't get why it's called bancelona
Just came from 2023 video with haaland, messi, mbappe
Oh how time changes
Me too
Same
I feel like I have to watch this everyday. It's so hilarious and addictive and this is coming from a guy who is not easily impressed. Excellent job guys!
Man. Everything on 442oons channel is too much funny . Ballon d'Or Rap Battles are on loop since ever.
Neuer: I won the World Cup
Messi and Ronaldo: Ur a goalie shut up
Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
Most unfair means of judgement to goalkeepers.
thumbs up if you paused and did the real madrid puzzle
Rehan Baig Haha!
thanks
Lol
?????
0:38 for those wondering.
i still like to watch the older ones
its amazing how these characters are made and animated
who is watching this after the 2015 one
me
me
me
me
is Ronaldo
A big congratulations to 26 year old Qatari Defensive Midfielder Khalfan Ibrahim (known as Khalfaninho) for winning the Bellen d'Or for 2014. The Qatari star player has had an excellent year for Al Sadd, and totally deserved to win the award. He adds this win to his 2006 Asian Player of the Year and was unfairly robbed with a 3rd place for 2014. Unfortunately, Ibrahim was unable to accept the award, due to playing in the Asian Cup, where his team lost 4-1 to the UAE in Canberra, Ibrahim himself getting Qatar's single goal. What a star. He was a bellend and shoulders above the rest. Messi, Ronaldo, and Neuer no chance. Well deserved!
(Note: I'm just joshing in good spirits, Ibrahim is a great player. A very loyal player, good record for club and country, and achieved so much at only 26. I'm impressed that Mr 442oons choose a quality Qatari player (And yet no Andy Selva when the San Marino match was on, but I approve of Akinfenwa.) Just a pity few will actually know he's a real and actually alright player. (I don't think I need to mention the Qatar and FIFA reference here.) I was almost wondering if there was any mention of the German cuckoo clock for Neuer... hint hint (World Cup 2006).)
Bang on as usual! Love it!
Wtf
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🤮
WHAT 😂😂😂
Great player agreed
6 years, Still my fav rap ngl
kaci loved this song i cant stop listing to it its blowing my ears off carry on im loving your video i wish i was a footballer
Kelvin Ibrahim is a good player deserved
+Rhys gelling fisher khalfan not kelvin im qatari so i know
+QTRFifa hd sorry
Yes XD
Maybe one of his best.
Brilliant Dean ^^
RoboKuki Thanks!
@@442oons hi
1:31 as a Messi fan still Neuer just roasted Messi good.
YEAH
Am I the only one who came here after watching the ballon d'or 2015? XD
😂😂 no me too it's too good😅😅
No this one is better
me too
Nope I watched 2015 first but this one is better.
nope i did as well
this thing now it´s a legend, thanks dean
C: My career is thriving
N: Thanks to penalties
M: And diving
So true
Same letters this year
Like neymar?
Enzo Bertolo Ronaldo=Penaldo
Enzo Bertolo is so true
Neuer should, ronaldo will
Finally someone who agrees with me
Ronaldo should, Neuer will
If Neuer wins it, it will just be to get people off their backs. But Ronaldo deserves it, because he has been simply amazing & has carried Real Madrid.
axel witsel ohh like neuer hasn't caried germany and bayern for the last year, becayse of neuer germany won the wc
btw, it made my day getting +54 on youtube!!!! XD
Ya a goalie - shut up.
Still quote that line til this day.
I love you 442oons
The nostalgia hits me harder than my dad with the belt
Npc
Ronaldo scored 62 goals in 2014, 17 of them are from penalty. Messi scored 58 goals, 6 of them are from penalty. Messi had more assists than Ronaldo. Who played better??? Ronaldo was very bad at WC 2014, Messi was good. So, Ronaldo have chanses only because of Real Madrid, that won UCL. I think, nobody of them 3 have more chanses to win the Ballon D'Or
Gamermnz Online ronaldo: im 100% fit
portugal coach: im 100% fit, so no excuses
Gamermnz Online messi got them through the group stage
Ronaldo scored four goals to qualify His nation for the World Cup when he was fit..He could gave opted not to play the World Cup because of injury but the same media that always favor Messi will say he subbed his team and he is selfish
Gamermnz Online Messi won the Golden Ball for the tournament, Ronaldo was fully fit just could do anything.
Ronaldo is a Winger, Messi plays at central forward, mmmmm duh its normmall Messi getting more goals than him...... but he didnt and assists? mmmmm You wanna talk assists why dont bring iniesta or di maria?
Best vid ever
Probably better than the new 2019 one
Mainly because of Inept Blatter, the use of the OG 442oons nicknames and Messigician's old look and british accent
I honestly think Neuer should've won, it would've been awesome for him, or any goalkeeper to win.
Van der sar is the only goalie who ever won a ballen dor
Yashin in 1963 ? (I think?!?)
Yashin has won the ballon'or in which Yashin is goalie
@@erwinduenas7295 van der sar hasnt even got top 3
Messi won this rap battle haha. Whoever did Messi's voice in this had a better flow.
LeChatDeNoir13 I do all the voices...
442oons Well this is awkward. In any event great vid! I like your work!
Wow really ?
442oons That's incredible! You must have an epic vocal range!
Messi fanboy exposed!
Look at neur back then to now in 2017
The good old days
😢
0:37 U Can Win That Puzzle Very Easily!
Who is here after fifa ballon d’or 2019 rap battle
I am from 2016 i steel watch that
The best video of 442toons
This is the best video I have ever seen
who is here on November 14 2023
I can't get this song outa my head 😂😂😂
This must be by far the best rap battle in your channel
Favorite 4-4-2oons video
BEST SONG EVER
5 years had passed. I admit though everytime I saw Neuer's old design, I imagine him having Brendan the Elephant seal's voice because his design screams one. Also, Messi is way cuter in his older design :P
top tier level 1:16 Among the very best of 4-4-2oons!
Its way to addicting becuase of the beat is so good and the rap 👍🏻
I wonder what the video would look like if the video was zoomed out so you could see the entire stage at all times. Dean, PLEASE, MAKE, IT, HAPPEN!
great video, just felt the pace was too quick to catch all the jokes
BaranGOAL It was a little - I'd have subtitled more had I started it earlier...
I have got a the jokes the pace was just good enough to understand what there saying so yah a way best video of all time
Question 442oons why did neur not have a solo verse. He just finished or started jokes
jhonsonrules1
He's a Goalie shut up! :D
"I won the World Cup" , "You're a goalie,shut up!" I died, #throwbackthursdayeventhoughit'smonday
Man the animation and especially character models have come a long way since
When you see this in 2017
Neuer 3rd (but deserved to win) at Ballon d'or...I know
+Hi Hu Not really...I don't think that Ronaldo (except/winning UCL) did anything that year, and neother Messi. Both were s*it at World Cup, but Neuer was the best GK and won it.
Bayern 4 Life Messi was best player in wc
I am watching this on 2019
Pivotman ha ha ha banter
0:32 that is what u want to watch
*_Loved It :)_*
This randomly came into my head just now
Who else didnt understand the jokes as a child but does now.
2:03 now it's good time.
Can't believe it's already over. When this video came out that World Cup seemed so far away
ironic xd
Still listening to it 😂
Best one out of them all
Neuer: I’ve Won The World Cup!
Arrogontaldo:You’re A Goalie Shut Up!
Messigician:You’re A Goalie Shut Up!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Neuer and and i defeated you both
Finally understand the Qatar jokes
Watched this as a school kid now watching again as a teen❤️
Quality content
"Salon d'Or" I'm dying XD
Neur changed so much 😂
guys ur awesome i love u
please 1 hour verison :D
cant wait for this years rap battle
already here!
1:52 You're a goalie shut up!
This gave me so much nostalgia
“It’s so clear it’s easy to see aha the best player in the best player in the world this year was me.”
Probably the second most known 442oons quote behind his money on man city
Can we thank Dean for the amazing beat for the bellend’or rap battles
442oons characters look so different these days!
Wow...time really does fly, good all days
Has newer versions talked in any other video that you have made?