【Apple】My misogynistic husband thought he could replace me with a housekeeper, so I left!! LOL!!!
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OMG the Wife's replies and conversation with the Husband had me rolling laughing. this is probably one of the funniest texts ever!! 🤣
Like I’m so loving the wife 😂😂
@@jenniferhill248 Me too, she is a woman after my own heart lol
Started laughing right away. She’s gold 😂😂😂
I agree 💯 percent with you 😂😂😂😂😂
About to pee my pants from laughing. She could certainly run circles around that louse.
'Also, what hair?' LOL... perfect!
"Eww that would make you a king. I don't want you that. Imagine having you as my master." Love it!
Ooookay….if anyone starts a conversation with the phrase “Okay man/woman” yeah, I’m just ignoring you and placing absolute negative value on anything you have to say to me
Finally a wife who doesn’t plead and beg
Well, she does but sarcastically, which is way funnier
I love how feisty Abby is - nearly as much as I love the cats, especially the black, floofy one!
OMG!!! Abby is absolutely hysterical! Calling him a "manlet homeowner," asking him if he's five while he's trying to "plea the Nuremberg defense," and telling him "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, but I really wish you could have fallen a bit further" because his mother is seriously annoying. So glad I wasn't drinking anything, or I would have spit it out all over my keyboard!
I absolutely love Abby's sassy attitude :D
Abby had me cracking up! So good! Dear David should have headed the saying "Don't enter into a battle of wits when you're unarmed".
OMG! She is great. Make one hell of a great lawyer.
Let's have a round of applause for Abby, and her clap-backs!
Ok love the wife! Need more like her.
BIL got off way too easy with paying just 50K to Amy. He should also be responsible for covering the cost of long term counseling as well as any medical bills for physical damage, not just for her but for her kids too that he threatened to harm. Kids were probably really traumatized to see mom coming home physically and emotionally battered so often.
Isn't domestic abuse at the least two year sentence? 🤔
@elarafae3887 I guess it depends on the state. It's very hard to prove though in any case, and a lot of people have been known to abuse the claim.
@@paul16451 I mean Abby has those cameras all over the place, right? If they proved her case , why not Amy's? I hate to think of an abuser getting away with it.
Best one ever laughed so hard Amy was the BOSS.
I do enjoy the nickname the husband got.
I absolutely love the wife in this one she is absolutely hilarious😂😂😂😂
This is the best one I have heard. I laughed the whole time Abby was messing with his brain.
This is exactly how that conversation would go if a man acted, or talked to his wife/gf😂😂😂 this one had me dying, because that's exactly how the woman would respond to her SO if he wanted to be a controlling, abusive jackass
10:08 The *best* part of this whole story! Abby’s sassy, no-nonsense attitude is top-notch.
If he wanted to get a maid, hire a maid. It seems easier than getting married!
This HAS by far BEEN THE funniest and greatest message convo ive seen in a LONG TIME.
"IM sorry babe PLEASE DON'T kick me out" had me laughing so hard i started to hyperventilate and got uncontrollable hiccups for like 10 minutes LMFAO!!!!!
love how she told him her copy and paste broke. like dude do you know how copy and paste work. then again I told someone that their Bluetooth was broken because they didn't know how to use it.
She was HILARIOUS!!! Period!!💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's funny how OP reacted, just practically no fucks given & mocking her husband then making herself the boss of the situation as she threatens to get him arrested unless he goes through with parts of a lawsuit.
I feel like besides the divorce & being kicked out David's mom deserves some punishment, I want to imagine while not mentioned she was part of the lawsuit so had to pay Amy emotional damages/for her work as well.(Maybe a small portion compared to David but still enough to make her upset) Now David & his mom are forced to earn money to pay money to the person/people they tried to make slaves. Also I hope the "maid" got karma as well considering everything.
I hope if OP chooses to try finding another partner she finds a better man, maybe with help from her family being wingmen
I'd love to see Abbys attitude directed at a mother in law character.
Abby is the best one from these stories. She doesn't take any mess.
I can’t stop laughing. She’s brilliant 😂😂
This is definitely one of my favourites Abby is brilliant
What's hilarious about these stories is the spouses think they can kick the other spouse out. If both names are on that mortgage, no one can kick anyone out.😂😂😂
That is why one has to compensate the other or the houses get auctioned or sold off. David is a tiny bit clueless.
Normally I don't even comment on these ( just listen while doing other things), but this wife just... *chef's kiss*
Thank you for a strong woman who trolls him back. Great job
I'm libertarian and my late ex husband slowly went from libertarian to alt right. I had so much fun trolling his butt at the end of our marriage. Almost as fun as this video. I was a little meaner with it though. This was hysterical. Two thumbs up!
I'm so surprised that Amy's husband didn't punch David out!
Wow, OP's fam actually saw the red flags and actually thought that it wouldn't go well. And the only decent person on the Ex's side of the family was the father-in-law. How was he able to stay married to that monster of a woman and raise a hellion?
25:20 actually sounds like sibling trash talk. Well done.
I don't see any housekeeper staying with this guy for any length of time.
She's obviously significantly smarter than he is. Hilarious
this is hilarious! the wife was smart enought to make funny comments to her oxbious husdand of hers!!! best rom-com i ever seen! that remind me of and old adage: everybody's a comedian!
I love the way they threw darts at each other. In this case, OP's darts were top notch,and she wins grand prize. ❤🤣 🤣
He'll have to hire a housekeeper, a cook, dry cleaning, gardener, sex worker and a therapist!! What a manchild- I bet he says "do not come" to her a lot 😂😂love the way she's talking to him!!😂🤣 *edit- and ohmygod he was abusing his sister-in-law too?!! This guy deserves jailtime, and so does his mommy. Also its so weird how the FILs are ALWAYS kept in the dark- what a terrible family
I love this woman!
I laughed all the way through this 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is hilarious 🤣 the wife’s witty comebacks are hysterical 😂😂 I don’t know if this is the way you wanted it to flow, but this is pure comedy.. fair play to you guys on this .. I love it 😍😂😂 this has got to be THE funniest one I’ve ever heard to date .. thank you and stay awesome 💜
I feel the writers have become sassy with these
Amy was a pistol. I really liked her sarcasm throughout the story. But what he did to his SIL, that was just plain nasty. He got served a very cold dish.
I love when they put the funny names at the top, instead of the proper names... Red-pilled Weirdo love it.
Now that story was FUN to listen to. Thanks.
This is the best one I’ve seen in ages. I do object to one thing that’s been a constant thread in many of these - the husband telling the wife to leave today, or tomorrow, end of the week etc. There isn’t a judge in the country who would make the wife leave the house that soon regardless of who’s name is on the deed.
Good evening and have a great night everyone 👋🤗
From Louisiana 🐊
Waitwaitwait. What exactly was he blackmailing with? How did the mother even know Amy? What did she and Bobo the Wonder Monkey have over Amy to even accomplish this? Did I miss something?
OMG this one is hilarious I have really really enjoyed listening to this one 😂😂
This guy is not red pilled. This guy is black piled. There is a difference.
Good evening, everyone. This is the funniest so far, at least til the end. He is the worst pos ever
5 minutes in and I already freaking love Abby. At first I was going to feel like oh my God another long story but then I heard Abby speak up and I'm like oh well hold up she actually got a backbone okay I love her honestly I wish more protagonist could be like her in these long stories
This is a really fresh and entertaining story! Loved the sass of the wife, and way to pin the deadbeat to the mat!
Excellent video! 👍👍💯
7:07 Why were my neighbors dogs actually barking at this part?🤣
Yup this is one of the funniest ones I've seen so far. Loved it! 😂
I don't understand how Davy-boy got Amy doing housekeeping to begin with? What did he blackmail her with? I'm confused!
I am too I had to reread everything and still don’t get it y would Amy go to his house was he making her do sex things or what I don’t understand
I like this, with them using all the current woke terminology. A new twist with an incel or, even better, a neck beard being married.
Doesn't he LEGALLY have to give her at least a month to move out? Why don't the characters in these stories ever point that out
Also I love that this woman isn't a weak spined 'yes man' just letting him treat her like a DOORMAT
Oh my gosh, the wife is hilarious. She has such a sense of humor with this nut. Her husband has such a sour attitude, but she has a wonderful hilarious comeback each time. She knows how to irritate him. I'm surprised he doesn't throw up his hands and just surrender. I couldn't stop laughing.
Omg this one had me rolling laughing!!! 😂😂😂
Lol! Love Abby's attitude!
Hubby: I hired a housekeeper.
Wife: Oh,you upped your game with foreplay.
Now here's a women with a backbone!! Yes! Good story!
She is truly awesome with her pettiness 😅😅😂😂
EPIC ABBY'S SENSE OF HUMOR IS DEFINITELY A GAME PERSONALITY...👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💞💞💞💅💅💅💅
Brandon and David sound sooooo much alike.
She is running circles around him😂
The antagonist's name is David? Then the housekeeper's name might as well be Bathsheba. (Biblical reference)
Oh i didn't even realize! 😂
damn right!! i was thinking the same maybe we might hear thunder and lighting from the sky punishing david!
Wifey is hilarious 😂
Jus noticed red pill weirdo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Karma is coming david lol
This was hilarious. I had to watch this one multiple times. There was another one that I loved that was from a couple of months ago where the wife was similar in personality
I rarely comment on these videos but I have to on this one. This story was great! I loved it. It was so funny listening to the wife. ❤
Fate of the David and the mother: The mother ended up taking a job as a housekeeper in order to make ends meet and these people that she is working for are the worst kidns of scums and are treating her the same way they were treating Amy and much worst. She is getting bullied and beaten everyday by the people she is working for. She comes home everyday stressed out. What goes around comes around.
David's life has been a living hell and the MC's brother Brandon found out what he did not Amy. He found him and decided to drag to the back of his house, He told him "How dare you threat my wife and my kids!!!!!" and began punching and beating him down. He was beating him to a bloody pulp and David's face was getting disfigured. He took a 2x4 and hit him and took a trash can and bash him on the head. He kept punching him and kept him alive as he is needed to pay Amy her compensation. Brandon told him if you come near Amy again, you know. He decided to shut himself in and only gets out when going to work.
The mother is exhausted everyday and Brandon began to send her threatening messages and telling her if you come near Amy, you punishment awaits. He also told her about what happend with David. She began to be very afraid. They had to live a very fearful life knowing that Brendan can strike any minute.
Eventually, the mother ended up checking herself into an asylum as she began to be mentally unstable but David was able to keep going and continue to pay Amy as he knows his life depends on it. David is paranoid everyday and he is going to remain like that for the rest of his life.
That went to a very dark place…
This story was all over the place, divorce, no reason given? Housekeeper ? Finally OP SIL???? Now that one was a totally disconnected . Normally your stories have continuity.
I have to agree but Abby was pretty funny at the beginning
No reason for divorce, really? He was degrading her as well as his mother. That is mental abuse. She had every right to divorce him for her own sanity. People have divorced because they just weren't compatible after marriage because the husband treated them like property instead of partners. We didn't have to know the reason. I loved her sass though. This is one of the funniest videos I have seen.
@@reginafetty6374 I loved her sass 😂
Same. I found both the husband and wife insufferable. Jeez.
@@jamesrowles9249
The husband, understandable.
The wife, how? How was she insufferable? If she were a doormat, it would have been a different story. And if she blocked him after the first comment, do you really think that he would stop there just to degrade her or ruin her life?
I was confused in the middle of it…felt all over the place….now I get it…but oh boy Abby you go galfriend!!
Im right wing but this Guy was BEYOND alt-right, like alt alt alt-right. Hes the type that makes right-wingers look bad. Im living for her sass! Hes acting like the steryotype, what and how he THINKS conservatives act. NO good self respecting conservative man would EVER treat their wife or ANY woman they way David is.
I adore Abby and she has a Southern Lady's sass and attitude! Im LOVING and LIVING for her trolling of David!
I love the sense of humor! 😂
Lol😂😂loved this one! Keep it up!😂
Damn Abby, you're the boss. Great sense of humor too.
Love the Game of Thrones reference early on.
Good evening everybody!!!
Good evening 👋
I love the wife's conversation 😄
Even though the protagonists here have Western names the reference to the father calling the engagement (marriage?) off sounds Indian, I guess. Anyway somewhere where marriage is arranged. If that's the case use names from the culture these are written in. Far more interesting.
I had to go to the internet and look up half these insults. LOL.
I guess I'm out of touch with the current culture.
I know the feeling. I'm trying to learn, to keep up.
Brother/husband should have been ready to pop him on the nose, at the very least.
Oh.the sass! I love it!
The writers for this video need a raise this was a really funny one.
I'm actually very confused about what was happening here.
He was blackmailing Amy? For what? And threatening to tell Abby? Tell her what?
And if Abby's brother had to wait for visits to get help with cleaning, then that means they were far apart, so how was Amy involved so frequently? And doing cleaning, and other chores for him?
What was his mother's role in all this?
I want more details, please!
Evening everyone
Evening 👋
The wife is a good banter, he will miss her, she don't mince her words, good girl, she's . pretending she's sorry she's leaving, boo hoo, someone needs to make fun of him
Who pissed in your coffee cup lol
Making fun of you, you do that on your own with out any help from Abby
Straight up Savage 😂😂
That fool of a husband, letting that wonderful woman. I think she's fun to be with😅
Hilarious
That was a NEW one, and interesting, and fun! ❤
First I missed the transittion vrom ex to brother in law and I was a bit confused. But otherwise great Story. 😊
i love how she is taking the piss outta him
I'm not even close to a third of the way in to this video, and am already trying desperately not to stab myself with a very sharp sewing needle while laughing at the wife's sass.🤣
Alimony has nothing to do with cheating. It’s strictly a financial agreement only between spouses. It’s for support of a spouse who either didn’t work or made way less than the other during the marriage. There’s a formula based on length of time married, and income.
She really knows how to hold a conversation 😂🤣😂
i would send him back to his mama
Except in this case, even his mama doesn’t want him back; so you KNOW he’s bad news!😂