Ranking all of the Recent Jane Eyre Adaptations (Tier List)

Have you ever caught yourself wondering if there were an easy way to compare Cary Fukunaga's 2011 version of Jane Eyre starring Michael Fassbender and Mia Wasikowska to the 1983 version with Timothy Dalton and Zelah Clarke? Or maybe you've been seeing that 1997 version show up on your recommended movies on Amazon Prime, but you don't quite trust it... Well, that's what I'm here for.
Here's a tier ranking list of the five most recent contributions to the delightful world of an orphaned governess who has a thing for one-handed forty-somethings. Do I rank the dogs? Yes, I rank the dogs. Don't even worry about it.
This is my first youtube video so you're not allowed to be mean about it.